Triassic World Movie Review

[@NinjaLawyerSteve]

As a paleontologist, I feel I need to clarify the "gojirasaurus". It is now considered a nomen dubium, meaning it's no longer considered valid, due to it likely being a chimera (a specimen made up of bones from different species)

[@terrynewsome6698]

I am more bothered by this being a generic tyrannosaur and not a more basal theropod.

[@NinjaLawyerSteve]

@@terrynewsome6698 true, but I have been asked about "gojirasaurus" a lot at our museum and just wish it would go away

[@alienicarus]

That actually saddens me. Although it still a fun story of how a paleontologist got name a dinosaur after his(And my) favorite movie monster. ...Even if it turns out to not be real.

[@NinjaLawyerSteve]

@@alienicarus that's just how science works. Don't like it? Blame the dinosaur workers who rush to name things based on fragmentary remains instead of anything concrete.

[@alienicarus]

@@NinjaLawyerSteve I mean I'm not blaming anybody. Paleontology is fickle in a sense that something that is widely accepted today can be disproven later with different discoveries. We can never be one hundred percent right with them, just get as close as we can. Spinosaurus is a great example of this.

[@jeremysiron9622]

Well deserved, Great to see your numbers going up and your channel growing, Decker…..Let’s go for 1 million, your content is worth it

[@Howlrunner82]

Imagine the egg went into a evidence locker and part 2 is a mini dino killing cops during a stormy night where they can't leave... Hey I'm really good at this. Asylum should hire me as a writer 😋

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

Yeah but competent writing isn't really in the budget

[@stephendavidson7256]

Well now someone who does work at asylum will probably read your idea and use it to make a movie but not give you any credit and not have to pay lol ....just saying, you gave them your good idea I hope they don't steal it 😅

[@Howlrunner82]

@@stephendavidson7256 thats the trick. Its a good idea so they won't use it 😈

[@stephendavidson7256]

Ahhhh okay I get it, lol cause they only do bad movies so they skip all the good ideas 🤣

[@user-zh4vo1kw1z]

Nah, a hijinks filled three men and a baby style buddy movie where they have to keep hiding the heads their baby used as a chewtoy (never acknowledging it is an 8 foot sapient thunderlizard intelligent enough to decode writing whilst being raised in solitary confinement).

[@alphashocker7458]

I’m loving the new intros. And I’m loving that Decker is putting himself into the movie during his reviews, more often. It’s pretty damn amusing XD

[@SquirrelGamez]

I want a dinosaur transplant Also, you gotta love how the SAFE room isn't safe from the killing gas. I guess they couldn't have that though, as the movie would have basically ended once they reached it.

[@MaddSlasher]

How does this movie manage to be an improvement and a two steps back for the Asylum.

[@Ghillie_Dhu_]

Im seeing dominion on friday, im a massive dino nerd so pretty excited and saw this come out, day immedietly improved. Love the video man🤌

[@grantpflum6844]

I am actually pleasantly surprised at the quality of the effects.

[@187mrsmith]

I was just watching a old Review like I hope Decker Shado uploads a new Review soon then boom 💥 Im liking the consistency keep it up man 👍

[@alankohn6709]

You've never heard the term I thought it was in fairly common usage Muckety Muck - it means Rich, a VIP or important person. I'd call this a mid range Asylum movie not truly terrible but not good or so bad it's good

[@fran3ro]

Dude I "watched" three 3 min adds and one 5 min add for you, and 4 of those were about losing weight. Was that an indirect? Great video as usual, still want the top 5 asylum movies you have watched.

[@andrewblanchard2398]

" IF A DINOSAUR CAN LEARN THE VALUE OF HUMAN LIFE , THEN MAYBE WE CAN TOO " NOPE you got eaten

[@SeanOLaoghaire]

Always great to see Decker Shado’s new review pop up!

[@grapeshot]

I guess we can call an old movie from 1982, Quest for Fire aka Pleistocene World.

[@Senator-Wary]

"It's acting non of this is real!" "This copyright strike is"

[@jamesduncan6729]

Awesome job, as usual, Decker. Hope and pray your channel reaches higher levels of success - success that you so richly deserve. Keep up the amazing work, buddy. 👍🏻❤️

[@procow2274]

11:40 did he say Jurassic labs?

[@dah3071]

Given the view we get of that elevator from the outside that dinosaur must have been genetically spliced with mister fantastic to compress itself into that corner and eat the man

[@thelvadam3249]

Your reviews have gotten so good. I have been watching your videos since the alien reviews. You are doing great! Keep up the good work!

[@andrewotaku1679]

I will give the filmmakers credit and say they actually picked a species of dinosaur from the Triassic (even if it's a dubious genus).

[@insrtcowjoke]

New outro approach was nice. Feels different, but not at all bad.

[@svagglaorde4387]

The Asylum should have titled it as Triassic Asylum, since the whole setting looks like an asylum.

[@Darek_B52]

In before the copyright claim

[@Actalzy]

So this movie is Deep Blue Sea with Dinosaurs.....?

[@RottenHeretic]

KZbin back at it again with not showing me deckers videos. I swear I will do something drastic soon.

[@UltimateThanos]

Decker, there are no "KZbin censors". It's handled by an artificial intelligence just like everything else.

[@gergopiroska5749]

Gojirasaurus is no longer a valid genus due mistakenly using a few fossils from a different species

[@andrewblanchard2398]

" THEY'RE ALIVE LIKE ME " not anymore

[@blackjohnsnow9375]

Please also include as new Milan judge , always loved the celts mancot release lol

[@wpeniche]

Who would you rather fight? One gojira or bleeding out guy with a pointy boi?

[@Outrider74]

1000 Internet points for referencing the TV show sledgehammer!

[@impofstpete727]

Considering how expensive CGI is to do it might be cheaper to use practical effects instead. A few latex puppets here and there might not look better but also lower the overall budget.

[@deviantknight7009]

How have you not reviewed toxic avenger? The 80s punisher or the 80s heman movies starring dolph lundgren or how about awesome movies like 13th warrior, jet li's black mask, unleashed or romeo must die? There was also an old 80s action horror movie which I remember the hero thought he was a machine and I recall a scene where he starts putting wires in his wrist. His hideout was some junkyard from what I recall

[@veranightingale8522]

KZbin: "sorry I'm only hearing is... and... um real."

[@gergopiroska5749]

But there were barely any dinosaurs in the Triassic What do they got here? Plateosaurus or Herrerrasaurus?

[@tonytoes0]

At about 11:50 the cop says he's at Jurassic Labs, isn't the lab called triassic?

[@alexzapf6422]

Love your reviews. Always entertaining and enjoyable.

[@tonytoes0]

How is A Jurassic Tale(on video on demand right now) not an Asylum Mockbuster?

[@Darkwarp1994]

Btw a dinosaur asylum film using dinosaurs from the era that on the title Wait i am looking at an asylum film right and if so how the hell do they get that one small thing correct ?

[@williamcannon8380]

Try doing lake placid I always wanted that one reviewed

[@millerlucerojames]

Um decker did you not notice the raptor that ran past ya ?

[@DoctorProph3t]

Decker gon’ be a snacker

[@Elhao]

Asylum movies have evolved to the point where the effects are better than the story. Even the CGI doesn't look terrible for Asylum standards.

[@TheCrimsonCretin]

Thanks for exposing me to wonderful modern Schlock. Love it.

[@gabeherndon2415]

hey im about to go see jurassic world dominion today and also hope you can do another syfy dinosaur movie like i was thinking of Raptor Island

[@greybeard6504]

Good to see another video from you.

[@Atticus118]

Did you leave the television on was it playing cocomellon. That line made me laughed .

[@-Evil-Genius-]

🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 🦖 "Triassic *World" is an Asylum mockbuster released in 2018, capitalizing on the Jurassic Park franchise's popularity but with a low-budget approach.* 🏢 The *movie primarily unfolds within the confines of a facility named Triassic, run by Dr. Marisa Martinelli, where dinosaurs are brought back for medical experiments, including organ transplants.* 🧬 The *scientists, Charles and Eva, grow dinosaurs, particularly the Gojirasaurus, for potential organ transplants in humans, aiming to utilize their strong immune systems.* 🚨 The *plot revolves around a dinosaur on the loose within the facility, triggering a lockdown. A Code Four is introduced, threatening everyone with halon gas if the dinosaur isn't captured or killed within two hours.* 🔫 The *characters, armed with tranquilizer guns, embark on a mission to capture the dinosaur, facing challenges and infighting among themselves.* 🌐 The *film attempts to blend horror and science fiction elements, with an unexpected twist involving a dino zombie virus antidote that comes into play later in the story.* 🩸 Impressive *gore effects are highlighted, showcasing gruesome scenes, but the overall quality is noted as typical for an Asylum production.* 🎬 The *video concludes with escalating chaos as the body count rises, and additional dinosaurs unexpectedly break free, setting the stage for the next acts in the film.* 🔄 Characters *teleport randomly, highlighting inconsistencies in the movie's narrative and spatial logic.* 💀 Multiple *deaths occur, including Steve, as the characters navigate the facility to confront escaped dinosaurs.* 🚪 Marisa *reveals her sinister intentions, locking Diana in a containment area with an attacking dinosaur.* 🔒 Tracking *chips on dinosaurs, meant to explode, turn out to be ineffective, rendering certain plot elements useless.* 💉 Diana *transforms into a dino zombie, but Bridget successfully administers a cure, averting a potential crisis.* 🦖 The *movie concludes with Bridget, Tom, and Diana facing dinosaurs in hand-to-hand combat as they try to survive.* 🎬 The *asylum film exhibits shortcomings in plot coherence, character development, and CGI quality, though gore effects receive praise.* ⭐ Despite *its flaws, the movie might appeal to fans of cheap dino flicks with a decent body count, earning a rating of two out of five.* Made with HARPA AI

[@grantpflum6844]

You know, she COULD just write the code down on a slip of paper. There WAS paper in the safe room.

[@andrewmartinelli6092]

I didn’t think anyone in a movie would have my last name lmao

[@prodeous]

Cool review.. Side note KZbin is changing the "bell" to "none".. Unsure if it just me.

[@brandonjenkins6381]

Always a good video when Decker rips into the Asylum😁🤣

[@freakyzed8467]

So it Asylum starts making ok movies do we need a new Asylum?

[@sweetchilledgames7887]

I hope next one is Jurassic Island

[@greenkoopa]

Yeah this garbage is why I keep coming back Decker 🤗🐢🐢 (The movie is the garbage, you are not garbage) ((Except in Mario Kart))

[@zerovalon6243]

Yeah!! My favorite hair with internet personality.

[@laughingmask3118]

The fact that the Asylum has the gall to give you flak and make copyright claims on your reviews when they clearly just put out schlocky fanfiction of much more popular films is, frankly, astounding Decker. That's like defending their rights to get payed for using Jurassic World's turds as Play-Doh and everything that uses footage of them molding the Play-Doodoo. It's, like, actually really sad.

[@laughingmask3118]

And then on top of that they don't even put up a proper fight against your dispute and if you're gonna defend a lump of shit you may as well COMMIT to that lump of shit, right?

[@jacknapier8201]

Comment meant to trick the algorithm and get this video recommended to new viewers

[@jasonulysess3652]

Yay Sledgehammer! An here is hoping you are setting up a gag to revel that MICHAEL CRITON's exwife Was the female lead on the series!

[@michaelstaunton1632]

Really enjoying the videos on your channel keep up the good work 🎥💪💪

[@stephendavidson7256]

Got to give it up to decker cause remember he has to watch these really bad movies and take notes to give us these great reviews lol he's a better man than I would be at it 🤣 seen all your videos man and your a very talented guy I hope to see many more!

[@HyrannoCraft]

Decker, You should check out the movie Terrordactyl. I think it would be right up your alley

[@HyrannoCraft]

Also If you need any ideas You should check out the movies: Snakehead terror (2004) Snakehead swamp (2014) Swarm of the snakehead (2006) Piranha 3D (2010) Piranha 3DD (2012) Dinoshark (2010) Wyvern (2009) Dragon fighter (2003) Arctic predator (2010) Decoys (2004) Carny (2009) Sea beast (2008) Age of dragons (2011) Alien Express (2005) The rig (2010) Proteus (1995) Alien lockdown (2004) War birds (2008) Infestation (2009) Loch Ness (1996) Territory (2013) Chupacabra territory (2016) Legendary (2013) From The Dark (2014) Beneath (2013)

[@easolinas1233]

Excellent timing!

[@McLOVINFreaks]

First viewer and remember when I was younger watching ur vids and never Understanding the joke then re-watching them now and thinking there are hilarious

[@dirkjewitt5037]

They're learning how to create better SFX!

[@FreshCannedEels]

Loved the review! Keep up the great work!

[@tenebrousoul9368]

shecker! Dennis Miller's career is dead enough, they surely could have brought him in instead of the dollar store version they've got.

[@stevenflynntheghost4845]

You should do a reaction to final fantasy the spirits within would love to see your reaction to that

Do you want to do the summer of John Carpenter? 😅🤠

[@jaivonpyatt6905]

Aye man me neither

[@ivanb4681]

Please review the "Final Destination " series good sir!

[@mariadocarmosobreira8323]

Triassic... Meaning JUrassic is stereo and MONIrassis, well, mono, I suppose.

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

you are my voice of lsd test in films thanks for making mk ultra a awesome joke

[@liam03talksmovieswaytomuch]

Does the Asylum every stop Great review

[@Saltyaf38]

This is by far one of my least favorite Asylum movies, it's so fucking boring.

[@kalobhunt9001]

wasn’t there a movie exactly like this but in a prison.

[@BadassHater1]

Love the "NONE OF THE GORE IS REAL HERE" message to KZbin But i think you might need something better to explain it to them mate *hands over a pack of crayons and a paper*

[@ScumsaveChris]

Asylum could bleed a movie out of a rock.

[@TelenTerror]

This isn't the worst Asylum movie. That's the weird thing--some of these, it's like someone at least mustered up an effort to make something halfway watchable in some parts. Someone cared about getting those gore effects right, you know?

[@morphman86]

"We are growing dinosaurs to slightly extend people's lifespan" "Can't we harvest one or two early and see if we can make humans immortal?" "You MONSTER! That is SO unethical!"

[@wstine79]

Whenever there's a need to cash in on a popular blockbuster movie, Asylum finds a way.

[@sharpey92]

Spared Every expense

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

Asylum... Uh... Finds a way...

[@sharpey92]

@@vincentmarcellino7183 The Viewers "This is one big pile of shit"

[@JimWellsIsGreat]

@@sharpey92 Another Time Cop fan?

[@smadcore]

Your moviemakers were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[@NorrisVaughn]

Wait...if the trackers had explosives in them, WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST TRIGGER THEM INSTEAD OF GOING AROUND AIMLESSLY TRYING TO KILL THE DINOSAUR UNARMED!? Oh wait, then the movie wouldn't happen! 😑

[@stephendavidson7256]

I hate when they mention the explosive GPS and never use it... Might as well not even put it in the movie right lol stupid writers

[@helldog3105]

I remember watching this movie. I was laughing so hard in most parts. But I never really thought about the practical effects but yeah, they are pretty darn good for an Asylum film. Keep up the great reviews.

[@clukinvar]

It's amazing to me that still, almost 30 years later, most studios don't understand what Jurassic Park did so well: use CGI to enhance the puppets, not replace them. Practical effects aided by CGI will always be better than CGI alone.

[@elphbwckd212]

True, but cgi is cheaper and quicker.

[@Isaac-gh5ku]

I had no idea there is CGI in practical puppets for Jurassic Park. I thought the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are all state-of-the-art CGI (even for 1993), except when doing close up shots which will use practical effects.

[@comablack7026]

@@Isaac-gh5ku Jurassic Park used many different types of practical effects, with everything from full animatronic bodies to actors in rubber suits.

[@MonsieurBig]

Best part of jurassic Park is that the children fear for their lives. And the boy gets shocked

[@gergopiroska5749]

And also really cleverly hiding the not so good looking cgi (Darkness, heavy rain, a log etc..) Oh and also masterful writing that these idiots couldn't do

[@DamnedSilly]

For the record, humans share about 60% of our DNA with bananas and fruit flies. Compared to that Dinos are virtually our cousins.

[@davenobody26]

Thinking the same thing.

[@gergopiroska5749]

A really really really far cousins

[@bradleycalkins394]

In light of how the plan was to clone dinosaurs and harvest their organs to transplant into humans, that question sounds less stupid and more rhetorical.

[@djquinn4825]

Wait, was the gas going to be pumped into the safe rooms too? Why would you design a safe room that doesn't account for your own other fail safes? As an aside, I actually wouldn't be surprised if dinos shared some amount of dna sequencing with humans from a common ancestor (or even just random similar mutations). Having absolutely none would be weirder, imo. Incidentally, the Triassic period is actually when mammals started evolving from reptiles.

[@bangormc3rd562]

"Muckety muck" is a real expression. It just means someone important (usually a higher-level manager/boss).

[@jamesduncan6729]

Is that right? Huh. Learn something new every day 😆😆❤️ Thanks for commenting

[@Colin_Drawz]

I agree with decker, what the muckety fuck

[@CodedBruhment]

I like that expression, I’m keeping that one

[@nick_4972]

My day improves when I see a new Decker video uploaded

[@hespereatlantean5229]

Hey Decker, do you have any intention of reviewing Dinotopia from 2002, it's a little longer than the films you usually watch but it's just the type of shlock that I loved in my childhood. In this people marry dinosaurs, you should invite Creepy to watch too.

[@simbriant]

The dinosaur crashing into the wall as it ran down the hall was funny. "Go home, dino. You're drunk!"

[@AntonioPerez-wf2lf]

The wet slapping feet just proves it, it was peeing outside and stepped in it.

[@yoshijb9428]

Sorryyy! I'LL BE On my way!🤪😂

[@cooper10182]

Funnily enough, Halon gas is used to displace oxygen to extinguish burning metals like titanium and sodium. though usually in the machines running the metals not the whole facility as it's extremely expensive

[@cartooncritique6625]

That must be why the needed the guy to invest in their company. They blew all the budget on Halon gas for the fail safe. XD

[@Rodan_003]

Was that some kind of sarcastic joke saying that the CGI looks”so real“because that’s the only reason I can think of for why you would go like “none of this is real”like that

[@gunmunz]

25:58 or just click on whatever the youtube algorithm has selected for you at random yt algorithm: 'Here's where you can find me outside of youtube.' if that's not a darkly comedic sign about the algorithm's opinion about you I don't know what.

[@mr.rathalos1155]

kinda want a summer of Sandler not gonna lie Edit: or Autumn of Adam

[@JessicaChastainFan]

Honestly, I'd rather watch this than the Jurassic World trilogy. That's where we are now. Especially after seeing Dominion and it's 40 minutes of spy movie bullshit. Nothing touches the Jurassic PARK trilogy, though.

[@tenebrousoul9368]

Spitting facts

[@Makoto03]

i love these cheap 'Mockbusters' that Asylum churns out near the release of a big budget one. Like their 'Top Gunner: Danger Zone'. XD

[@laughingmask3118]

I'm genuinely shocked they didn't just title that one "The Dangerous Zone". I mean we've come to expect a standard of poor creativity and I'm kind of disappointed that they're losing their artistic integrity. 🤣🤣🤣

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

The thing is, all life on Earth shares _SOME_ DNA with each other, but the major differences are so vast that you'd have better luck trying to make a legit Minotaur by mixing human and bull gamites than somehow having Dinosaurs and humans somehow be compatible.

[@TheMichaelStott]

Your intros are becoming just as good as your hair. I don't feel guilty when I get a little pleasure out of watching B Grade movies or Asylum flicks; they are what they are and I think Asylum knows this too, which is why they are not afraid of just making a project 😊 Also, I will say your outros are great. There's not a lot of KZbinrs who take the time anymore to link older videos or even tell people about them. I guess they think people don't get that far but I like the effort, even though I've been subbed for years It does make me feel like rewatching them (Like I haven't done that already) I think the "recommended" part of KZbin is alright except when that's all people are just clicking on. I have been guilty of doing that from time to time but That's why we have the notification bell. If only the darn thing worked a bit better!

[@happycamper4315]

What do you mean none of this is real? Are you trying to tell me that movies lie to me? I am shook Sir, I am shook. x

[@dustybrookshire1341]

I watched this a few weeks ago here on KZbin. It was a fun romp.

[@Blahblah-il2dv]

Bump for the algorithm.