“He finances, feeds, and fucks me” - Cathbait, one of the best quotes ever
@slipper18892 жыл бұрын
The Three F's of life.
@tytheghost30242 жыл бұрын
Right after "I don't BULLY you for being Welsh I MOCK you for being Welsh" 2 hilarious quotes back to back
@ssg9852 жыл бұрын
That is one of the best quotes that cathbait has ever said
@laughingcageman47682 жыл бұрын
Caths hierarchy of needs
@Maleskar2 жыл бұрын
Cath got a Daddy^^
@dr.bright62722 жыл бұрын
That's romantic "let our beards touch, oh sorry I mistook you for someone else."
@slipper18892 жыл бұрын
That happens way too often.
@xx__wolfieandflooftastic__49412 жыл бұрын
That*
@mota4782 жыл бұрын
And he say Come here😏
@mota4782 жыл бұрын
And he say Come here😏
@dragonlloux2 жыл бұрын
The absolute SHIT TON of horny fanfic that was born this day
@thewatcher51842 жыл бұрын
A boy: wants a pole for his wife to dance on A man: wants a pole to cosplay fireman Sam
@steelbear20632 жыл бұрын
I've seen pictures of Cath, that pole will not survive her pole dancing
2 жыл бұрын
I'd want a pole to play Ray Stantz… (costume not needed)
@N0tsoIidsnake2 жыл бұрын
Mans have priorities
@shapley-traffic472 жыл бұрын
Cath: can we get pole? I could pole dance for you? Ellis: We’re not putting a pole in our house Jonk: it can double as a firman pole Ellis: ohhhhh NOW WERE TALKING!
@camblycreeper79992 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how it reads as a character from Big Bang Theory. Autistic Asexual who just wants to live out childhood dreams and really sees no benefit to their partner trying to put the moves on them.
@edrianlukeromano53692 жыл бұрын
Ellis has his priorities straight.
@deathdiamond152 жыл бұрын
I vouch for this being the most "Man" thing a Man could say
@quietone26742 жыл бұрын
I was reminded of Dan Aakroyd from Ghostbusters.
@CruiserToneFan2 жыл бұрын
who else had the reference to fireman sam give them IMMENSE nostalgia because they watched fireman sam in their childhood
@CaptainRed10002 жыл бұрын
The legends behind this channel embody the saying “Young once, immature forever.” I am here for it.
@Cbyneorne2 жыл бұрын
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
@mauroancicO92 жыл бұрын
@@Cbyneorne Indeed
@idontknoq48132 жыл бұрын
I want to like, you have 666 likes.
@WolfEntertainment2 жыл бұрын
That story about Jake wanting to be called "Douglas" is so adorable. Addendum: Fireman pole through the bedroom is also a worthy investment.
@dannyzninjawriter96532 жыл бұрын
Definitely better than the story behind the name I want instead; it's my middle name.
@beforelifewaschaos2 жыл бұрын
Addendum? Zusätzlich in German? Comes from "ad"? sounds latin somehow 😳🤔
@WolfEntertainment2 жыл бұрын
@@beforelifewaschaos Apparently it's borrowed from Latin "addendus". Just means "an addition".
@beforelifewaschaos2 жыл бұрын
@@WolfEntertainment Thanks, learned a little bit again 🤓
@dannyzninjawriter96532 жыл бұрын
@@beforelifewaschaos Nachtrag. Addendum is latin and refers to additional/supplementary notes
@codfishron71752 жыл бұрын
jake: *takes about audio engineering experiences* Gabby: Oh no the bra fell off
@dustbite57182 жыл бұрын
y'know i didn't find "empty your sack into molly" that inappropriate until the gummy bear started childishly giggling and the narwhal pointed it out. Never stop being the immature bunch you lot are :)
@tytheghost30242 жыл бұрын
I forgot being a member of a channel was a thing and that you can get videos earlier than everyone else and I spent like 5 minutes just "How tf did this person get there comments 2 days before the videos release"
@vibrantly2 жыл бұрын
@@tytheghost3024 WAIT THATS HOW THAT HAPPENS? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
@Bootysmoothie2 жыл бұрын
All I could think about doing afterwards was emptying my sack into molly, sounds like a good bit of fun. God you weirdos are turning me the 14% random British I am thanks to my 1st generation grandmother
@FernandoRafaelNogueiraReis2 жыл бұрын
@@vibrantly Bless your heart.
@crysisrevelation61322 жыл бұрын
“I’M MAKING A DEPOSIT!!!”
@flying_fish-_-70692 жыл бұрын
"they're not necromancers" that you know of gabby. They can pull their own heads off, so they can resurrect themselves through the dark arts.
@ladeao15522 жыл бұрын
I now need a game about Axolotl necromancers.
@creeper7ech520 Жыл бұрын
@@ladeao1552 On it!
@this_is_Muffin Жыл бұрын
@@creeper7ech520how’s it turning out?
@propularguyАй бұрын
@@this_is_Muffinhe’s dead i reckon
@thelostone75122 жыл бұрын
"Right, so not for the fact that your wife can pole dance for you, you want it because you can be Fireman Sam." I mean, who doesn't want to be Fireman Sam?
@sableydragonix24072 жыл бұрын
Can we PLEASE have a Mega comp. of Wheezing Gabby? Her laughter always makes my day!
@pastself92562 жыл бұрын
YES please!!!
@lfskyden2 жыл бұрын
All the Mega, Tera, Giga, and Normal Wheezes, That would probably Join My favorite WPE lists, along Ellis Rages And Cath Cathing
@nigelcalpe2 жыл бұрын
cath offers: free pole dancing FOR FREE ellis answers with "no" without skipping a beat jake offers: fire man sam? ellis: shut up and take my money . ellis is a fire man chad
@Christopher_TG2 жыл бұрын
Not even 30 seconds in and we have another classic Jonk-Ellis moment. God, I love this channel!
@brundonsmith38302 жыл бұрын
I think you mean a "Jellis" Moment.
@brickbro05612 жыл бұрын
As soon as Jonk mentioned he wanted to be called “Douglas” as a child I immediately thought of Thomas and Friends. I’ve never been so happy to have watched that show as a kid until now.
@austinstockton92212 жыл бұрын
Isn’t Douglas black??
@brickbro05612 жыл бұрын
@@austinstockton9221 In the show he is.
@Ghin_Antonic2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, me and my brother also didn't think to try "shooting them off" of the roof. We made grapple pulleys and platforms, climbed up to the top to discover they were shootable. We did also happen to find a hidden pickaxe piece because of that so it worked out in the end.
@shadowrosegaming35662 жыл бұрын
Noice
@purpledevilr74632 жыл бұрын
I’m now convinced Gabby has some sort of fetish for Jake’s audio engineer knowledge.
@agentgingerman2 жыл бұрын
Well I can't personally think of any other reason for her to marry him frankly, unless his cooking is god tier
@purpledevilr74632 жыл бұрын
@@agentgingerman I can see that.
@steelbear20632 жыл бұрын
I mean it's pretty common for a woman to like when her man is confident and knowledgeable in what he's doing. Not really a fetish
@zidniafifamani23782 жыл бұрын
@@steelbear2063 yup, human natural hierarchy at its finest (hierarchy of competence) as Jordan B. Peterson puts it.
@hirocheeto77952 жыл бұрын
@@zidniafifamani2378 It's a fuckin wonder people still listen to that guy in any serious capacity.
@AzureMoebius222 жыл бұрын
Gabby's wheeze gives me life. That should be the next Worst Premade Extras, a compilation of Gabby's wheezing
@spk11212 жыл бұрын
It's available now! 🤓
@ManuelSRocha2 жыл бұрын
I had to take a breath after laughing so hard at 2:15 . The brutal and sincere honesty here was priceless.
@justanonymouse2 жыл бұрын
Lmao. The ending song “lyrics” almost made me choke on my dinner.
@graveyardshift66912 жыл бұрын
9:46 My character in a D&D session was entirely sloshed drunk off her ass and burst into a nonsense song. Her resulting performance checks ensured that she actually sounded halfway decent and didn't earrape everyone nearby. Thank you Gabby for this rendition of what she would have sounded like.
@kindredhunter18872 жыл бұрын
Ya know, Gabby simping on Jake when he talks about sound stuff is exactly like me when my boyfriend starts talking about languages. I know nothing about it, but he knows a lot and I really love hearing him talk about it.
@Awolfx2 жыл бұрын
The Ukulele bit with Gabby at the end was funny as hell!
@karagongro-malog2 жыл бұрын
Finally someone else acknowledges the 3 F's of relationships.
@HungryGoat962 жыл бұрын
That end solo was class. Were oiled upppp and piiig. 🤣👌🏽
@TeutonicViking2 жыл бұрын
for the conversation around 1:50 "You carry a load well, Molly!" is a voiceline.
@ShadowDemon_42 жыл бұрын
The wheezing and the ukulele part are my favorite. I was in tears laughing.
@SethTheSouthernWeirdo2 жыл бұрын
Seeing this made my day. I've had some burnout recently, and some laughter, even for 10 short minutes, REALLY helped. I hope y'all are doing good right now.
@EasternStory2 жыл бұрын
9:40 Best singing award goes to Gabby
@Irritum1232 жыл бұрын
Gabby's improv at the end is awesome! Loved it, really wished for another verse
@ketsuekikumori91452 жыл бұрын
Jake: I'm going to have Nick respond, because he's not going to troll me. Me: The moment you said that, he was set to troll you.
@terrencehill47162 жыл бұрын
Wonder if they realize their is a secret achievement for playing 3 games without putting a barrel into the bottom of the drop pod bay. And also riding a barrel for 3 seconds
@TheRadioknight2 жыл бұрын
wasn't it 10 games?
@terrencehill47162 жыл бұрын
@@TheRadioknight yeah I think so, I thought it was 10 at first lol
@damonsnow112 жыл бұрын
They tried doing the barrel riding achievement before in another video, but the others kept interrupting the ride every time so I don’t believe anyone ever got it.
@Matpit182 жыл бұрын
I feel like both Ellis and Cath’s and Gabby and Jake’s relationships are prime examples for the term “Opposites attract” Even though there’s a lot of piss taking in both relationships for how differently each person thinks and acts, there’s also a lot of love, despite both person’s differences.
@dannyzninjawriter96532 жыл бұрын
I now have 3 Fs: Finance, Feed, and F[sheep noises]. Give my thanks to Cath...you gave three reasons when she said "double" Edit: The fire pole stuff made me think of Ghostbusters, honestly.
@MrKatsworth2 жыл бұрын
Yeah 35 minute gang! My dad younger brother and I absolutely love this game. So glad that you guys are able to play it again. rock and stone!
@Hypnobard611511 күн бұрын
8:43 I love to imagine Alex being under Nick's desk, and after nick says "sorry, I'll come up", nick just give Alex head pats
@shoobzy34312 жыл бұрын
Bought this game a few weeks ago cuz it's been on sale for a while, I mist say it's quite grindy and repetitive but fairly fun. I don't have a group of friends to play with but I can imagine it's a lot more fun with some.
@thehelmethead48832 жыл бұрын
It is way more fun with friends definitely. Doing public games are hit or miss depending on who you get. I've had just as much fun with people I haven't met as I would have if I had friends to play with, but I've also have had the worst time with speed runners that do not care about pacing for people that don't have Uber powerful builds.
@45calGunslinger2 жыл бұрын
The DRG community is hands-down the best on the internet. My friends list has doubled from all the randos I've added because they were fun.
@JohnJohnson-vf1kk2 жыл бұрын
YES! AFTER TWO YEARS, THEY FINALLY PLAY THE BEST GAME OF ALL TIME AGAIN! DRG IS AWESOME!
@brawler57602 жыл бұрын
They already did in the past.
@bunxi67172 жыл бұрын
ROCK AND STONE
@Blovy1232 жыл бұрын
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE
@J.Lupoli2 жыл бұрын
@@brawler5760 "AFTER TWO YEARS, THEY FINALLY PLAY THE BEST GAME OF ALL TIME AGAIN!"
@greenstrawberryarm72302 жыл бұрын
misread that as drug is awsome
@LordTrayus2 жыл бұрын
Gabby's laugh kills me every time. It's alternates between an asthma attack and a dying seagull.
@MEGAZARSAI2 жыл бұрын
[9:40] ladies and gentlemen this is my new alarm/notification sound✨ love you guys~
@X3H3X2 жыл бұрын
0:10 Jellis became canon
@SableTwoSeven2 жыл бұрын
Love seeing you all playing my favorite game! Rocks and Stones!
@vladimirirkhin2 жыл бұрын
-will break your bones
@royalgangster76232 жыл бұрын
The 3 f's are really important in a good relationship! Thanks for teaching us senpaii
@calumdeighton2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for cheering up my day. Caught a fever last night and been bed ridden all day.
@Jon922542 жыл бұрын
Jonk “I wanted to be called Douglas as a child” Gabby The Hogwheeze Express has arrived
@ricksmith197526 күн бұрын
4:25 “Iron will”: Temporary revive and invincible power for a few seconds before going down again. Aka: all my teammates are down and I have to save them” perk
@sebsayshi58522 жыл бұрын
9:40 as a person who lives in the south, I can say this is how they sing all the time
@RiotTheBear2 жыл бұрын
I love the last clip, not for the fact that it's funny. But for the fact that both Jake, and Gabby were genuinely having fun and laughing.
@ianfairfield83732 жыл бұрын
That ending ukulele was beautiful Slightly silly and outta nowhere lyrics-but beautiful
@zer0theultimate2 жыл бұрын
i choked on my pop laughing when you guys did the drilldozer bit. its when alex sang he just came that sent me over the edge
@CODbogangsterboy911 Жыл бұрын
The ukelele part at the end is what makes this video greater than it already whas
@ricksmith197526 күн бұрын
3:25 Listen to this: when selecting driller, he may say “ Just call me the drilldozer”
@Iambender08112 жыл бұрын
I love that you guys play this game. It's one of my favorite games.
@darckap27852 жыл бұрын
Fyi: the self-revive granted by the "Iron Will" perk only lasts for about 12 seconds. If you don't obtain more health (via resupply pod or red sugar) before the timer expires, you'll go down again.
@Crow1502 жыл бұрын
Finances feeds and fucks an instant classic
@michealtheevilhero23402 жыл бұрын
Gabby's embarrassment is the most new player thing I've seen in this game by far
@Boreas-2 жыл бұрын
I have been listening to Gabby's Pig Breakdown™ on repeat :)
@usernameissues37902 жыл бұрын
So when can we expect wheezyg's album to be released, cause that banjo solo was phenomanal
@aqn87564 ай бұрын
5:30 as someone who’s parents went to West Virginia University, the song actually goes like this: “Sweet Caroline, “ (instead of “dun dun dun” you go) “eat shit Pitt.” (West Virginia University’s American football arch enemies.) Just look up Sweet Caroline WVU style.
@Registrum342 жыл бұрын
I’ve played this game a lot and it’s one of those gems i enjoy playing, i’m glad more content creators are playing it and spreading word of this great game
@umbraanimo77672 жыл бұрын
1:50 the safer option would be “drop of your ore”
@acceptablecasualty53192 жыл бұрын
Deep Throat Galactic: The only Escort service on Hoxxes 4.
@MrNidhog2 жыл бұрын
9:40 i need this as my ringtone.
@wingweaver4152 жыл бұрын
Nick has amazing comedic timing!
@snorckeled2 жыл бұрын
2:40 o m g that wheeze got so good for a second you weren't able to hear it
@Luring_Lavender2 жыл бұрын
I really needed to laugh right now, thank you.
@GatchaDark2 жыл бұрын
"Deep throat galactic" Adding that to the funny/stupid names Jonk has come up with
@Chips_and_Gears2 жыл бұрын
9:47 i think Gabby's dwarf completes whatever the hell is going on here
@Zack_Zander2 жыл бұрын
6:54 _”because nick’s not going to troll me”_ You can't say that they’re not going Troll you and expect them to not Troll you seconds later.
@MaticTheProto2 жыл бұрын
Let’s be real none of us could hope for such an epic relationship
@nicolevickyhades2 жыл бұрын
Gabby's wheeze is amazing. I would 100% watch a compilation of her wheezing laughs.
@RonaldoTheGoat12342 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making this video. You convinced me to play the game and now I can't stop. I regret nothing
@Qaetan2 жыл бұрын
That was such a treat! I haven't laughed that hard in a while! I love you nerds; you're all fantastic!
@tallmyster13232 жыл бұрын
*starts talking about Drill Dozer being a good name for you know what.* DrillDozer, the GBA game: *slowly backing away*
@SMO-SG2 жыл бұрын
Your guys always make me laugh even on a bad day Thanks for what you're doing🙂🙂
@bentgi2 жыл бұрын
2:44 so according to the use of Tera, Giga, Mega and Kilo as measurements. the order of magnitude of the wheezes goes as follows largest wheeze (Tera wheeze) 2nd smallest wheeze (Mega wheeze) 2nd biggest wheeze (Giga wheeze) smallest wheeze (Kilo wheeze) my computer science brain went nuts over this.
@IcarusVikare Жыл бұрын
The fireman sam pole is very reasonable
@CruiserToneFan2 жыл бұрын
the funny part about jake using his perk ability to get back up is that it doesnt actually get you up up, it just brings you back up for 10 seconds even if you have no health and gives you better pickaxe damage, and then after 10 seconds you go back down unless you healed somehow during the 10 seconds you were up, be it with red sugar or a supply drop
@tho34592 жыл бұрын
That last clip should so become the new outro
@Verip2 жыл бұрын
That needs to be the ending song from now own.
@CRUSH40RULES2 жыл бұрын
It's funny about names you could've been called because since you grown up with the name you were given, its very hard to imagine being called anything else. My dad wanted to name me or my older sister Phoebe after his great grandmother but I cannot picture either one of us being called that. So if Jonk was called Douglas, his twich channel would be called DickisDouglas probably.
@goodgirlvhagar2 жыл бұрын
WHEEZY G’S NEW HIT SINGLE “OILED UP PIGS” IS AVAILABLE NOW ON SPOTIFY, APPLE MUSIC, AND KZbin
@saptarshisengupta92902 жыл бұрын
I love How Jake just mistakes everyone for Gabby today in this video 🤣
@farmboyjunior2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, finally a part 2 Was actually watching part 1 the other day, wishing for a part 2
@cleverballoon6535 Жыл бұрын
There are two types of men in this world, those who dream of having a fireman pole in their house, and undercover cyborgs
@ForemostCrab72 жыл бұрын
Finances, Feeds and Fucks, ah, the 3 sacred Fs
@Zeri08222 жыл бұрын
Keep being you guys. Keep it up.
@andre1396-r1g2 жыл бұрын
2:15 what a missed joke about being triple F’d
@Skaramine2 жыл бұрын
Ellis! Thank you for the description. It’s wrong for this American (with Scottish roots), but it was nice. 😂
@StardomSeeker2 жыл бұрын
1:58 I’m not the only one who hears J.K Simmons in that laugh right?
@callum1052 жыл бұрын
gabby at the end cracked me up 😂
@RainDropsIntoWater2 жыл бұрын
“You need to periodically empty your sack into Molly?” -Jake 2022
@MurkyWaters6772 жыл бұрын
2:14 The good ole' triple F.
@bbittercoffee2 жыл бұрын
THERE IS NO WAY that beginning wasn't scripted OML Not even comedy movies are this funny nowdays How do they do it?!
@JoelBranam2 жыл бұрын
Lol the video starting with Jake drilling Gabby with a minigun. Seems typical for Jake LOL.
@Syphix-e2c2 жыл бұрын
Surprised no body has asked Ellis what the crystals r made of
@fatguyfrommy84212 жыл бұрын
So, in another timeline, Jake could be called Douglas. He works as a philosopher professor giving classes on philosophy and literature, and he is Scottish.
@8cutstrings Жыл бұрын
Cath just slides down the pole in a sexy fire fighter outfit. Ellis proceeds to have an anime nose bleed.
@MediaDroid9602 жыл бұрын
We haven’t seen you guys play this game in a hot minute. Good times
@excaliburplays9242 жыл бұрын
the bit with the "colon-...colon-..con lazy rave?-...K" got me
@phasemaker14542 жыл бұрын
I'm sad, that i missed a lot of videos from this channel, but i can now at least binge every video yet