I can't get enough of Nixie, the cute little murder hobo
@nevadaaguilar206215 күн бұрын
Easy to forget just how twisted she actually is. Underneath that cutesy exterior she’s literally a pyromaniac under demonic possession.
@SILENTVIXXSIN15 күн бұрын
Agreed ❤🔥❤ 🫠 💕
@DeusExHackina15 күн бұрын
Did you see the episode where their DM asks to look at her character sheet? XD It doesn't have any numbers, it's just stuff like BURN and FIREBALL scribbled all over and a little picture of a stick figure family crying around their burning home. XD In red crayon.
@Shluckslombled15 күн бұрын
Such a skringly little guy 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
@twilightgryphon15 күн бұрын
Antrius, come on man. You're a bard. You've put way worse things in your mouth than Nixie's cooking.
@DanielLCarrier15 күн бұрын
Does it even count as her cooking? The goblin did most of it. She just substituted goblin for tiefling. Or did she just throw that out and do it herself?
@sisifo5515 күн бұрын
@@DanielLCarrier you are so innocent xd
@DanielLCarrier15 күн бұрын
@@sisifo55 I get the Antrius joke. I just don't get why the soup is bad.
@blshouse15 күн бұрын
@@DanielLCarrier She didn't wash "Love" first.
@twilightgryphon15 күн бұрын
@@DanielLCarrier even if the goblin did a lot of the prep work, he isn't around to take credit anymore, now is he? 🙃😈
@rbrought15 күн бұрын
The fact that the stew is also Nixie's bathwater is a way to add extra seasoning.
@deadmanschest432215 күн бұрын
I bet that would sell well too, bottled up in little flasks... oh, wait a second ;)
@sisifo5515 күн бұрын
rico
@lexcentrique255415 күн бұрын
Of course! Bathwater made from the prettiest of the three stooges! There's a reason why Belle Delphine came up with that plan!
@ksoundkaiju925615 күн бұрын
**She farts** Perfectly seasoned
@JasonW.15 күн бұрын
Gabrielle once asked Xena if she can cook with her juices Don't smack people with Gabrielle's skillets
@MrEvilproductions15 күн бұрын
Nixie seems innocent but she is an evil mastermind when she isn't trying to spam fireballs.
@Starteller15 күн бұрын
So, spamming fireballs is not evil?
@M_Alexander15 күн бұрын
The innocence of a child. Those things are monsters
@chronitonfluxcapybara423115 күн бұрын
@@Starteller I mean ... not inherently. It kinda depends where you aim them ...
@ItsJustKaya15 күн бұрын
@@chronitonfluxcapybara4231for barney stinson every villain and unnecessary sidecharacter is in right and each action is justified
@chrisrudolf983915 күн бұрын
evil mastermind? Evil definitely, master possibly (depends on master of what), but no matter how you look at it, there is usually very little mind in her antics. I guess the character is a min-maxed sorceror with super high charisma and intelligence just barely above animal level.
@Karzir115 күн бұрын
"I can't get harder" - NIIICCEE!
@Lance-Urbanian-MNB15 күн бұрын
Thanks for commenting that part, since I missed it somehow when first viewing this.
@Zakading15 күн бұрын
Very understandable
@mitchells200314 күн бұрын
Same, man. Same.
@frangrowl901211 күн бұрын
You can do it. Just get your little goblin fingers and just squeeze
@etherealdragon20715 күн бұрын
Nixie is of course resistant to fire damage and with all her murderer hoboing is a high level so a puny little sword won't do anything to her.
@DanielCoffey6715 күн бұрын
She got that XP boost from the Deck of Many Things too. Poor "Mr. Love" didn't stand a chance with those weak Goblin hands of his.
@stainlesssteelfox114 күн бұрын
Teifling - Fire Resistance 5. Boiling Water - 1D6 scalding damage per round. So 1 in 6 round, she'd take 1 point of scalding damage. However, since the coolest flame temperature for common materials such as paper and leather are over 200 degrees C, it can be argued that Fire resistance would be even more effective against 100 degrees C boiling water. So it would confer effective immunity.
@VinceValentine14 күн бұрын
@@stainlesssteelfox1 Fire Resistance 5? Is that 3.5 edition? In 5e it's just plain resistance.
@stainlesssteelfox114 күн бұрын
@@VinceValentine I played 3e first, then 3.5, then Pathfinder. I've played one campaign of 2e, but Pathfinder was always my go to, even though now I'm finally getting into 5e. But yes, this is 3.5/Pathfinder mechanics. 5e resistance just halves the damage, so she should be taking damage each round. Unless you use my idea based on temperature that scalding is lesser than normal fire damage due to temperature. Applying resistance twice makes her immune.
@davidwuhrer670414 күн бұрын
@@stainlesssteelfox1Halving damage twice should reduce it to a quarter, I think.
@DeadMech115 күн бұрын
They knew what they were doing with that thumbnail. And it worked.
@kerethmakura450215 күн бұрын
You thought that you'd see Nixie's Rireballs?
@seanabbott416415 күн бұрын
Of course they did. Nixie is Smoking Hot..... I'll see myself out...😂
@sneezyfido15 күн бұрын
Can't get any harder! - the chef said
@davedove6715 күн бұрын
She did look particularly appetizing.
@ItalianDude-r1y15 күн бұрын
it looks like a prn thumbnail💀
@Raktus15 күн бұрын
"Drink my soup..." Nixie bath water when?
@octav3k15 күн бұрын
Considering she soaked in the pot before adding the goblin, I'd say that soup qualifies as such. It's also probably intentional, considering the phrasing.
@sneezyfido15 күн бұрын
Tbh on OF there'd be a market
@LaylaSpellwind15 күн бұрын
Nixie Bathwater and it's just cup a soup. That'd be a great product. XD
@unconnectedbedna15 күн бұрын
Why do I get the feeling they got the idea for this video after reading the comments on when he stops her from drinking pee in the "survival" video...
They've levelled up so much that Goblins can't harm them any more
@giantreaveraloadae822915 күн бұрын
@joew6177 Whats a mind goblin?
@VinceValentine14 күн бұрын
@@giantreaveraloadae8229 Goblinoids who are natural psionicists with strong mental powers. Their diet consists mostly of nuts from the Deez tree.
@matalvis14 күн бұрын
@@giantreaveraloadae8229 Mind Goblin these Nuts?
@travislyonsgary14 күн бұрын
Right Tiefling
@VinceValentine14 күн бұрын
@@giantreaveraloadae8229 Powerful psionicist goblinoids. :P (I made the obvious joke before and it got removed, so apparently you can't even make a d*ez n*ts joke anymore on YT)
@lucas_leoheart15 күн бұрын
i think nixie is sending a message the next time they complain about her decisions, especially to our fabulous, innocent bard
@Blueblue__15 күн бұрын
Gordon Ramsey: "THIS MEAT IS SO UNDERCOOKED IT'S DROWNING THE CHEF! F--- me. Unbelievable."
@TragoudistrosMPH15 күн бұрын
Chef's kiss...of death
@finalmidnight13 күн бұрын
Second course: Idiot Sandwich!
@LaylaSpellwind15 күн бұрын
♫I want to know what love is...♫ Love is a goblin. It's not the answer I expected from that song, but it was a joy finding out!
@MichaelRainey15 күн бұрын
🎼Love is a battlefield 🎶 Okay, now I want a recurring series of puns.
@georgethefriend2915 күн бұрын
Party: "You're being cooked alive?! Forge Clerics: "Am I? Those bath beads do look suspiciously like carrots."
@MarkLewis...15 күн бұрын
"Hot Tub Tiefling Machine"... rated R and in theaters near you!
@Frogger15 күн бұрын
2:43 I get it luv 😉
@WildfireMagni15 күн бұрын
Could've sworn the secret ingredient was fireball...maybe that's where I've been going wrong!
@Dreamfox-df6bg15 күн бұрын
That's for roast goblin, not soup 😀
@theultimateamazingsleepyko668715 күн бұрын
Yeah
@MonkeyJedi9915 күн бұрын
Also, fireballs are a cinnamon candy with added capsaicin!
@Bos18713 күн бұрын
Oh no, there will definitely be fireball. But that's no secret, now is it?
@melaniescribbles15 күн бұрын
As a Half-Orc Paladin; Should've properly cleaned that Goblin before cooking. Like, one would kind of clean 'em like fish; guts out, head off. Then you'd just cook 'em like you would be making a classic bear stew; bit of white or red wine, few onions, some bell pepper, some potatoes, a bit of parsley. Cook over a medium to hot fire, stir periodically. Goblins frankly go great with a bit of curry if you remembered to get some Dragon Spice the last time you were in town, but you can use toss some basic salt and pepper in when you're REALLY in a pinch here.
@yourhandlehere114 күн бұрын
No no no...ya gotta spit 'em, keep a good slow turn and slather them in teriyaki barbeque and a dash o woostershoostershire.
@bragnir9 күн бұрын
As a Lizardfolk druid: Too much work. Goblins are a good snack as is: just bite whenever. If it stops squealing and moving, your snack's on a time limit before it'll go bad, so best finish that same day. If it hasn't stopped squealing and moving, you can make your snack carry itself and some extra appetizers if you tie it by the ankle, give it a bag and tell it it's next in line once you run out of food in the bag.
@alexandertruesdale421115 күн бұрын
This is a refreshing surprise, normally she usually dose BBQ.
@CKMack-wt3he12 күн бұрын
"My name's love, get it?" I love the after scenes and the scene was even more hilarious because I didn't read the description first.
@wyliebutler957015 күн бұрын
I didn’t now nixie could cook I love to see her cooking show
@HyenaPlayGames15 күн бұрын
Should that soup be considered "Tiefling-Girl Bathwater"?
@ksoundkaiju925615 күн бұрын
Make it canned soup you put in the microwave
@theultimateamazingsleepyko668715 күн бұрын
Yes :(
@DreamEngine70715 күн бұрын
I love that I saw that coming and was made to wait to enjoy every second.
@nunyabidness-y2r14 күн бұрын
@0:56 OMG that freeze frame just makes me giggle!! Also, Nixie has freckles? Adorable!
@u.v.s.558315 күн бұрын
Finally we know who LOVE is! But what this video lacks is... FIREBALL!
@SzaraSzarancza15 күн бұрын
It has waterbowl instead.
@happalula15 күн бұрын
how sweet of Nixie, such a nice girl
@donrosetti743815 күн бұрын
Nixie is one of those women you truly love for her personality. 😂 Great video!👍👍👍
@westrim15 күн бұрын
Yeah, she's got two of those!
@jonathancampbell523115 күн бұрын
Love her personality and hate that she burned down your house.
@donrosetti743815 күн бұрын
@@westrim 🤣🤣
@donrosetti743815 күн бұрын
@@jonathancampbell5231 Yes, in a relationship with her, you're always on fire.
@donrosetti743815 күн бұрын
@@jonathancampbell5231 Yes, in a relationship with her, you're always on fire.
@alexandertruesdale421115 күн бұрын
Nixie: "Do you have any bath salts?" Goblin: "yes we do!!! I've got Himalayan pink and Indian black!" Nixie: "Ooh! ooh! ooh! can I have a little of both?" Goblin: "Will do sweetie!" Nixie: "Thank's love!"
@FenrirSylerfeng_965115 күн бұрын
Nixie is quite good at gathering resources and also knows how to improvise a good meal. She would be a good addition to any group. Just be careful of the goblins, of course.
@MonkeyJedi9915 күн бұрын
It is important not to be a picky eater when in survival situations, yeah?
@FenrirSylerfeng_965115 күн бұрын
@MonkeyJedi99 Undoubtedly. He who does not adapt does not survive.
@Ciprian-IonutPanait15 күн бұрын
there is a reason we remove the blood and entrails before cooking meat
@ksoundkaiju925615 күн бұрын
And shave and or singe off the hair
@jackielinde756815 күн бұрын
I do it because blood isn't kosher, and I can make and sell Offal out of the entrails.
@Ciprian-IonutPanait15 күн бұрын
@@jackielinde7568 I assume you clean the entrails of all the shit inside before using them for cooking? We use entrails for cooking as well but we remove and clean them first. Also blood is not only not kosher. The reason neither chrstians or others consume blood is because it can cause disease either as iron toxicity or by transmitting disease from the animal whose blood belonged to to the person consuming it.
@Ciprian-IonutPanait15 күн бұрын
@@jackielinde7568 also there is the possibility that some organs are affected by some disease so we remove them as well as things like the bile or the bladder
@jackielinde756815 күн бұрын
@Ciprian-IonutPanait Of course you clean the entrails. After all, the intestines can be used to make goblin sausages.
@evilcarlonis901515 күн бұрын
Man I can't stop simp for nixie....🤣🤣🤣
@someonlinedouche699215 күн бұрын
Gotta get your meat for stew from somewhere. Luckily, she found someone with all the ingredients.
@jw816015 күн бұрын
😂
@EliSkylander12 күн бұрын
Saw the thumbnail, knew every gag to come, loved it anyways. (Chef's kiss)
@serenepixels15 күн бұрын
Nixie is the definition of ‘dont judge the book by it’s cover’, looks like a cute tiefling but is actually a nightmare 😂
@Puschit114 күн бұрын
That's why Antrius knew it's best to accept that soup ...
@Sasha-Good12 күн бұрын
I love your channel. You made pretty gems from a fantasy RPG world. I wish you luck in the New Year.
@THEMrFill15 күн бұрын
who could say no to anything Nixie asks for with _that_ smile 😁
@m.jasondoty906214 күн бұрын
Me when I remember she's a pyromaniac and knows Fireball.
@DarkwyndPT15 күн бұрын
Atrius: "Love?" Nixie: yes, as in LOVE TO GOBLIN DEEZ NUTS!"
@Species500815 күн бұрын
I'm sorry that you enjoy "deez nutz".
@michaelcooper981915 күн бұрын
@@Species5008 They're in the stew as well.
@NemoVir15 күн бұрын
Thank you for the fan service episode.
@JoelReid15 күн бұрын
She went all Tony Abbott for a second there. (Australian reference the cast are very likely aware of)
@sparky357415 күн бұрын
When Nixie gets serious. It's scary, not fun scary. Legit scary that you want to run.
@mikeyost367215 күн бұрын
If Nixie is serious scary, don't bother running, you'll only die tired.
@Kmed199115 күн бұрын
First session of D&D using Lost Mine of Phandelver, my brother who is currently playing a half-Dragon Tortle Beast Master Ranger and my little sister who is playing a Ravenfolk Arcane Trickster Rogue fed cooked and minced goblin to goblins from the the very first encounter to get information out of them. Very creative and very concerning as a DM.
@Kmed199115 күн бұрын
So this video is very relatable to me.
@ptonpc15 күн бұрын
@@Kmed1991 Mmm goblin burgers.. Mmmm...
@ChiralCentre336615 күн бұрын
A group I'm a part of had a similar idea I think during the same campaign... but once we'd captured a couple goblins our DM was smart enough to give them names... and the moment the little guys said how badly they were being treated I got the bright idea to try to spark a revolution... Now there's a camp of free goblins that I've promised to find jobs for so they don't have to pillage any more. Amazing how the same source material can go any number of ways, ain't it?
@Givyj1315 күн бұрын
Can we please get more scenes at the tabletop? I miss Kendall the DM lol
@Thomasnmi14 күн бұрын
I miss those also
@Puschit114 күн бұрын
I fear those days are over. I always liked the thought that the living room they played in was the actual living room of one of the actors. Like they would do when they just started out. I guess they are too big now for mundane things like that :(
@arashink14 күн бұрын
Nixie with the towel around her hair really cute for some reason.
@JRxxx15 күн бұрын
0:56 Totally understandable, I mean he's got his hands on Nixie in a hot tub. No wonder he maxed out.
@shallendor15 күн бұрын
Nixie is really cooking in videos now! : ) You have all done so very well, as always!
@ИванИванов-б8у4и15 күн бұрын
Бедный гоблин...он был так молод и прекрасен...
@SzaraSzarancza15 күн бұрын
Now he is also hot and steamy.
@ИльяКоптюк-з3ж15 күн бұрын
И вкусным
@kittehgo15 күн бұрын
The goblin should have watched some bugs bunny and revised his plan 😸
@dawntraveler4215 күн бұрын
So cook up a pot of goold ol' Louisiana Back-bay Bayou Bunny Bordelaise, a la Antoine
@davidyoungquist607413 күн бұрын
I just love Nixie.
@thatsgoodbeard14 күн бұрын
gotta love the old "Lychee is eyeballs"
@brycevo14 күн бұрын
Nixie bath water. A new specialty at the nearest tavern.
@bringmethatcoffee523515 күн бұрын
She's amazing.
@TheTangeriner15 күн бұрын
I love the goblin dude's voice. Reminds me of the Merchant.
@Puschit114 күн бұрын
And the way he smiles, speaks and gestures in the end card reminds me so much of John Candy/Barf (Spaceballs)
@tanakakhan15 күн бұрын
Nixie's bathwater, could make a fortune selling that!
@SzaraSzarancza15 күн бұрын
I don't think red bath water would sell as good as colorless one.🤔
@Grizzlox15 күн бұрын
The DM: I need you to make a Constitution saving throw. 😏 Player: 29! The DM: 😐 The water feels really hot but you seem to be able to handle it. The Goblin grabs you by the neck! I need an Athletics check. Player: Wow! Nat 20! Umm... plus 6. The DM: 😮💨 It feels like a gentle massage. The Goblin begins to stab you in the back, and since you're unarmored does a 15 hit your AC? 18 piercing damage! Player: Yep that hits, and my 22 temporary hit points from earlier will absorb it. DM: 😐🫥😶🌫️🌫☁️💨
@jameshamaker932113 күн бұрын
this was actually a little funny. also Andrius is back. nixie's really adorable, even when she's doing something a little crazy.
@Basti1229311 күн бұрын
She is so cute and deadly ❤
@sobakaspy15 күн бұрын
Yes, that's definitely what I was needed today
@jvebarnes12 күн бұрын
I love Nixie she's the best.
@lordskorpius19716 күн бұрын
I love nixie!! Shes such a devious trixy character.
@2keyblades10 күн бұрын
No way I’m eating that soup without casting “Protection from poison and three castings of “Prestidigitation”
@tonyug11315 күн бұрын
Love and Goblins -- what has nixie been reading
@alcatrazthatguyontheintern146515 күн бұрын
Tieflings have resistance to fire damage. You're welcome.
@whaleofdarkness15 күн бұрын
Well, the way fire resistance works depends on the edition of D&D your playing. In 5e this sketch wouldn't work because tieflings still take half damage. In 3.5 all fire damage is reduced by 5 which should be enough to cover boiling water. I liked that system better.
@TaneJiaChannel14 күн бұрын
Yeah but what about strangle proof neck and inpenetratable skin?
@jaredrobinson707115 күн бұрын
Totally worth watching until the end.
@WhiteTiger95015 күн бұрын
Wow, posted just 3 minutes ago?! I think that's the earliest video I've caught!
@nathannash713615 күн бұрын
Ah Nixie. Still my favorite pyromaniac psychopath.
@isidornimages15 күн бұрын
Never say Nixie never did something for the team.
@grantpflum684415 күн бұрын
Nixie is such a beautiful menace.
@JZsBFF12 күн бұрын
She just can't take no for an answer. Tricky, that Nixie.
@Vulkanprimarch15 күн бұрын
Must comment to support my favourite creators!
@HammerandPipe13 күн бұрын
Nixie is built to withstand everything
@OiOlli8315 күн бұрын
People would pay for this Soup and the Bard threw it away.
@TerrickTerran15 күн бұрын
A nice Tales from the Crypt style episode. Nixie was amazing as always.
@timothyobrien953215 күн бұрын
This was a Tales from the Darkside episode called Anniversary Dinner
@SzaraSzarancza15 күн бұрын
Next time try using a smelter instead of a cauldron. Silly goblins...
@TheFlyingDogFish15 күн бұрын
Nothing you couldn't expect from Nixie.
@TaneJiaChannel14 күн бұрын
I get that Tiefling has fire/heat resistance, but what did Nixie build to make her absolutely inpenetratable?!
@Puschit114 күн бұрын
probably high enough level to resist anything a low level gobbo could do? I don't know much about AD&D rules but most systems get to the point where you just shrug off beginner's mobs.
@Alterego-ce5dx14 күн бұрын
@@Puschit1 well she’s at least level 5 cause she knows fireball
@alanleys15 күн бұрын
The new LOTR series needs 'love' like that, BADLY! 😄
@michaelcooper981915 күн бұрын
"Meat is back on the menu!"
@michaelrice145210 күн бұрын
I really get the feeling that nixie knew the whole time
@TheGrimjackfromCPT15 күн бұрын
That bard is being really picky like come on how could goblin soup with a lil bit of Nixie bathwater flavoring be so bad like I'd expect him to chug the whole pot of soup if he knew it was her bathwater cause bards are freaky like that😂
@scottmoon5015 күн бұрын
As a red blooded man I can safely say Nixie says the heck out of me.
@mn1q15 күн бұрын
When you are so high level the acupuncture does more damage to the weapon.
@brightlord-ov7cm15 күн бұрын
She just pulled some Fried Green Tomatoes sstuff on the goblin.
@scruffiestofnerfherders739715 күн бұрын
Nixie bathwater: now available in the merch store
@kawikakon264614 күн бұрын
they been making good little skits
@roguephoenix14 күн бұрын
there's a hot tub resort that's a bunch of cauldrons heated by fire. it was pretty nice and overlooks the mountains
@jonathanwessner345615 күн бұрын
A like for the Goblins laugh at the beginning. Loved when Nixie told him she liked her baths much hotter
@carolynnield199414 күн бұрын
Lol!!!!!! Nixie showed the goblin up! Poor Antrius! He doesn't even know what she had placed in there!
@Qualimar9 күн бұрын
The most frightening thing is that that probably is Nixie at her her most wholesome - sure she threatened Antrius but anyone else she'd have whimsically skipped straight to the fireballing. Being threatened by Nixie means: "I like you so much not killing you is more fun than killing you."
@bearbones791315 күн бұрын
Okay the two fireballs was ingenious! Well played Liam O'brien, well played!
@princeblackelf426514 күн бұрын
I don't know how I keep forgetting that Nixie is an actual cannibal
@allenshepard799215 күн бұрын
That was the best "please like and subscribe" message Well done.
@pw.7012 күн бұрын
Nixie doesn't need extra seasoning - she's delicious as she is.
@3LastSon15 күн бұрын
This must be the start of the Dungeon Meshi story arc ayyyyylmao
@AlphaCentauri-b2o15 күн бұрын
She's a perfect caothic neutral
@ZarRaj15 күн бұрын
The secret ingredient wasn't FIREBALL?
@sneezyfido15 күн бұрын
Not spicy enough
@MR-hk2qu15 күн бұрын
That is the secret ingredient of the dessert
@flyxan104115 күн бұрын
Yes, goblin meat tastes better when charred.
@beyondmaintenance15 күн бұрын
The secret ingredient caught me off guard at the end. ✌🏽😎
@doorofnight8714 күн бұрын
Well, I suppose that is one way to get a meal. That Goblin should have collected more information from Nixie before checking her in to his 'spa'.
@JacobL22814 күн бұрын
"I can't get any harder" and "Drink my soup" were definitely phrased like that on purpose.
@tyrannicpuppy12 күн бұрын
Strange. The water wasn't boiling when Nixie got in. Love never stoked the fire to increase the heat. And the bubbling sound stopped again very quickly afterwards. I don't think it was boiling we were hearing. Apparently, Nixie soup requires a special kind of aeration.
@thesonofdormammu547515 күн бұрын
That is the grossest soup I've seen since Thulsa Doom's lair.
@dawntraveler4215 күн бұрын
Equal on the gross count - TD's was more graphic.
@Thomasnmi14 күн бұрын
Soooo Nixie likes being choking scenes 😊
@DahVoozel15 күн бұрын
That isn't the first time that Antrius has had his mouth around a goblin hunk.