DEF CON 22 - Zoz - Don't Fuck It Up!

[@lilwyvern4]

And by watching this, I'm now on The List. Please stop by and say hello, NSA! I get very lonely out here.

[@possiblyadickhead6653]

Torcularis yea me too

[@noraschoots3167]

Me too, I used tor once because a website didn't accept my provider's traffic, so now I'm on the list too. And I go on the deep web sometimes XD.

[@possiblyadickhead6653]

You know you should not only use tir when going into the deep Web

[@noraschoots3167]

Yeah he said that and I don't.

[@xanth_1499]

Torcularis i'm 14 and I am probably on the list for all the research I do on security and what you can do and how to protect from it

[@millenia111]

I enjoy watching these talks, not that I understand much of it but that I admire them for being able to do what they do.

[@Dasmaster1]

+millenia111 Its actually quite easy. Everything is fuckt and you are just now being told unless you knew it all along.

[@millenia111]

***** I was talking about their skillset, what did you refer to?

[@Dasmaster1]

millenia111 Just the general theme of what they talk about. It usually involves "You know this thing you always use? Well if you poke it like this it steals your bank account and takes nude pictures of you and sends it to the US government."

[@millenia111]

***** I didnt get that impression at all, maybe I didnt pay enough attention.

[@Darkenedbyshadows]

+millenia111 I think if you studied up on most of this things from IT book or Hacking. You would appreciate the presenations more because you would be able to follow along and possible learn new nuances :))

[@sirmofo7704]

ZoZ is hands down the best speaker at Defcon

[@flyhigaming]

thats what i thought...i tried to watch the other defcon videos by the different speakers but i cant help to fall asleep.....with his talk, im so in to it, i feel so inspired, motivated...and feel drawn in

[@fulgure]

Watch Johnny long's talks, they're really entertaining

[@Ye4rZero]

DEF CON 19 - Richard Thieme - Staring into the Abyss I can't watch this guy without pausing every ten or so minutes, going out for a smoke to digest what he hits my brain with also johnny long, jason scott are awesome

[@CGoody564]

I'm not a fan of him ever since that speech where he talked about pwning the person whom ended up with his stolen laptop

[@CGoody564]

"stalking a city for fun and frivolity" is one of the best talks I've seen, along with John Long's no-tech hacking. or the Gobble security talk at defcon 10 if you can deal with low quality

[@TheLazyKey]

"It's worse than criminal. It's stupid"

[@LemonChieff]

Pro tip: if you're doing something illegal, remember to forget.

[@MistahBradley]

What're you talking about?

[@LemonChieff]

MistahBradley You can get away with almost anything by saying "I don't remember doing that".

[@MistahBradley]

I don't remember this conversation.

[@LemonChieff]

MistahBradley What conversation ?

[@MistahBradley]

Lemon Chief Now you're gettin' it! :D

[@MagnusTV1990]

Now the NSA knows I watched this video, and they will think I'm going to use this knowledge for bad stuff. I'm not a drug dealer, I just want to learn about computers and networking for constructive stuff.

[@SaintBrick]

+Getar Meal Solid I'd like to be the first to welcome you to the list. Take comfort in knowing you will never be alone here.

[@tessverres4898]

+The Rektifier Aw shit, me too. Well, as long as they think I'm going to do bad things, I may as well do them. I should be on a list for a good reason rather than for a stupid reason.

[@chaoswebz]

+The Rektifier you already fucked it up

[@SaintBrick]

***** I highly recommend getting a VPN. It won't completely protect you but it's a hell of a lot better than browsing the web in the clear.

[@blindedjourneyman]

they won't. sides if you're only doing something good, you're just adding to nsa's workload. so.just keep going.

[@slappy8941]

"Sometimes, to show there's a better way to do things, you need to break some rules." This is absolutely true, but the kind of megalomaniacs one finds in positions of authority hate being shown their flaws more than they hate the actual rule-breaking.

[@Schnupfndrache7]

dear ethical hackers, you are heroes! thanks for everything

[@asswhole4195]

Nah, the ethical ones ruin all the fun.

[@BusquedaBlues]

this video has aged beautifully with everything going on in the US right now. americans should all watch this.

[@Jotto999]

To those saying "Oh god now because I watched this I'm on a watchlist": As far as I can tell, the NSA doesn't care about you for watching some KZbin videos about this. That just says "I think hacker stuff is cool", and there are a million of those. It's when you start doing things that say "I've got something to hide". Such as using Tor, VPN, doing weird things with your IP address, etc. If the NSA sees you sit there totally exposed like everyone else, oblivious, and then they see you watch this, that is very, very weak evidence of anything. The people who they are after have *very* different digital behavior from normal people. It's like worrying that you'll be busted for cooking meth because you watched a VICE documentary.

[@postsniper-7532]

Jotto999 tbh they don’t have to care they run algos that search for all the signs searching certain stuff will get picked up and stored and once your marked it’s gonna build a profile of everything that you do that fits its parameters

[@rianmach9043]

Every kid at my highschool used a vpn because the school WiFi had snapchat and insta blocked. Adding to the list.

[@CodeDarkBlue]

i really like this speaker

[@P5YcHoKiLLa]

How is Guzman doing?

[@Zhak7]

+Billy Reynolds Haha nice one! ^__^

[@lazzey2254]

Holy shit thats actually him xD

[@charleshart5563]

Now he can be the booty bandit that he always wanted to be in Jail.

[@motormadness9975]

nice virus bro

[@TheArabsolga]

Motor Madness I swear it isn't a virus...

[@MauriceDuttonAustralia-safety]

from an older man who thinks you guys are great. I openly & fully support the internet defenders league & you are so right about the Australian government sending their sniffing offshore for plausible deniability. then if they think but cannot prove they run interference cheers

[@therealmicksa]

fuck that, I'm just going to get off the internet. Nice knowing y'all.

[@novadoge9867]

ikr

[@tubbalcain]

These guys are the real resistance agains big brother. Whe have so much to thank them for.

[@FennecTECH]

“Is this your first talk?” “ Uh sure if it gets me some booze”

[@flamephlegm]

I accidentally read his slide that said ELEGANTCHAOS as ELEGANTNACHOS

[@swine13]

I have found my new screen name.

[@darkin1484]

On Defcon there are some serious people over there that hack anything with an operating system and you won't even know it. Some people there are straight up dangerous but it's pretty fun walking around a hell of a lot of people and thinking: which one of these is the real deal.

[@Jgomez836]

We should have a day where we all,or try to, use tor for that one day non stop to have a flood of connections and make it even harder for NSA to track some people......

[@kornbread5359]

Jgomez836 or if everyone set up a bot to parse search through a wordlist, and for every search you do there are 50 searches for random things like cats or your youtube creator’s videos to boost their algorithms

[@abdellahaitgouch2252]

L

[@swine13]

Yeah, we should have a day like that. Every day.

[@thewhitefalcon8539]

That's every day if you use it every day

[@yowaddup102]

this is a great introduction to network hacking , also for undestanding how the internet works

[@Blackbeard_El_Torino]

This is my laptop setup. HDD encrypted with Veracrypt, host vpn- VM-Whonix gateway-kali-vpn-tor

[@DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii]

U need 3 wolves to be properly protected.

[@DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii]

Caleb Mack More like removal of 'easy' malware ;) My personal experience with AV is that they're all crap.

[@rrekramulrrekramul5538]

Ekramul

[@cripplingdepression8889]

Here's what you shouldn't do: Tell everyone on the internet how you protect yourself, cause if one vulnerability on any of the things you said is found, anyone knows how to get you The best protection isn't defense, it's stealth

[@Radi0he4d1]

Thank you for letting us know your unique signature. Unless you are faking it, of course.

[@akirachisaka9997]

As someone who is still under 25, it took me a very long time to figure out who's in the middle of 11:00. Like, is it not Ghandi? No... Gandhi never seemed to have much hostilities with US... Wait he looks Asian, is he Sun Yat-sen? Nope. Oh it's Japan's leader Tōjō Hideki. Make sense now. So the guy on the left is Benito Mussolini? Cool I thought that he was some Soviet people.

[@TheChayxxx]

Quite the opposite the more people the spooks have to watch the harder it is. Like zoz said finding a needle in a hay stack while throwing on more hay

[@CGoody564]

This is true... However, they are removing hay from the general populous (those they aren't worried about) and throwing it on the smaller pile of targets. Yes the amount of targets makes it harder, but relative to the general populous they are being separated from, it is much easier than, say, trying to focus on everybody, which is what they really want.

[@CGoody564]

@ScoutSniper it did not go over my head. If you think it's realistic for everyone to use tor, you're a moron. Nothing went over my head. I know exactly what he said, and it is wishful thinking at best.

[@CGoody564]

@ScoutSniper I do say so. This was years ago, and tor is still only used by a fraction of internet users. You can say whatever you want about what if they all used it; they don't, and they never will unless drastic changes take place.

[@alockworkorange7296]

Zoz just made it up there with deviat and jason street as one of my favorite speakers

[@forbiddenera]

"A computer is just a tool to let you fuck things up faster" .. legendary quote

[@1minisavage]

what is life, and how did i get to this video.

[@googletropcurieux8670]

that question leads you on the path

[@Dread_Pirate_Roberts_2013]

Zoz is such a genius and fun guy! I love his talks 😄

[@elguero933]

You bet

[@Naferner_Said]

ive watched this one video, probably 20 times. love defcon.

[@zwayygaming8382]

I only clicked on this because it is Zoz, didn't expect the subject to be so good

[@blindedjourneyman]

I'm a newb taking notes always use tor for safe stuff. def gonna keep adding to traffic.

[@EminemLovesGrapes]

Imagine buying 1/8th of an once of weed on the silk road, that now would be a 200 grand doink.

[@mariarahelvarnhagen2729]

GG Clearchannel Allen's Ephemeral Block Rocking Beats Got His Talk Cut Short ?

[@Sypaka]

I wonder if it makes sense to use a VPN over TOR, using an double-OTP pre-login protocol.

[@Froddofromtheshire]

Use Tor over VPN, not VPN over Tor. Using a vpn over tor defeats the purpose of tor. Using tor over a vpn allows both benefits.

[@finalsolution1829]

There are a lot of hackers in that world who are better than I am, but disgracefully fritter away their knowledge working as “defence” contractors, for intelligence agencies, protecting banks and corporations and defending the established order

[@Radi0he4d1]

No such thing as free dinner.

[@yellowcatcat3285]

Floride, chloride, smog, food additive or other chemicals and pollutions cause human less curious and more stupid as well.

[@IAmWeax]

yellowcat cat do you even know what those are?

[@terbospeed]

Old school hacker ethic vs new school.

[@CGoody564]

It's all a matter of perspective. However, I would laugh if you were to say mudge was wasting his abilities at DARPA.

[@wrjacqmein]

"Privacy is like bacon..it makes everything better!" - Zoz

[@KiraSlith]

Hey, we have like... 10% of their tools now right? Anyone get around to updating TAILS with fixes for most of this stuff?

[@SandroM_]

How does one get NSA powerpoint slides? Asking for a friend

[@EminemLovesGrapes]

Vault 7. Leaks by either whistleblowers through wikileaks or through the FOIA.

[@thewhitefalcon8539]

Snowden leak

[@VorsichtFalle]

Geez, makes me want to go offline

[@TheRealPlato]

TextSecure (android) / Signal (ios) are worth considering if you want E2E/OTR crypto on mobile. Keys are trusted by default, but to me that's a fair compromise so Grandma can use it without knowing about key exchange.

[@grilla6874]

Most hackers are geeks and not about any kind of criminal life. When they get caught they roll... Minus like two high profile guys in the past three decades.

[@slickrick2420]

Who are those guys?

[@nakternal]

The man is an amazing speaker.

[@kacavvh]

44:32 listen close to hear a dude throwing up at the sheep intestines :)

[@thewu-flu1656]

These nerds cant handle the truth lol

[@travis8654]

NSA, I'm a good Boi that's why I'm so exposed like dis.❤️

[@nullpwn]

i just love this guy

[@LAUZERTV]

"You gotta' zip it and lock it and put it in ur pocket"

[@dekutree5979]

LAUZERTV make sure to use the double compression and the tar.gz format...

[@LAUZERTV]

ok then

[@kingxshit]

This is great . This must be the only video with no trolls not even 1 thumb down :))

[@BrandonFifer]

2024 and relevant as ever

[@kevinblackandwhite8273]

Fucking excellent! ZoZ is a boss! Im a little like millenia111 in that im absolutely not techno-savvy, but I love watching both Defcon and BlackHat talks! Utmost respect!

[@jermainerace4156]

"Rivals the bubonic plauge in this country.." So it's nearly non-existent?

[@MrLastlived]

Exactly.

[@jan_harald]

lul running tor on my phone... there are good browsers for android like "naked browser" that DON'T reflesh everything constantly, you can basically run linux cli tools on android too, so if your phone is rooted then you can do ANYTHING, including a full-on linux install that replaces android...or just add a ton of security features, such as denying all non-https traffic and stuff...

[@RandomGuy0987]

Another great talk. Also I love his accent.

[@SnapcrackerzTeam]

All the work you do is simply given ove

[@somnium5822]

i wish we weren't under so much surveillance... so inavsive

[@MegaJotie]

Not finding anything about anyone who hacked the Nigerian scammers, anybody got any links?

[@momouppa]

MegaJotie i want a link as well

[@kinslay3r]

I have 2 of those t-shirts.

[@hashvendetta7226]

I wonder how many of these same people are cheering on big tech now, or just remaining silent.

[@flamephlegm]

He quotes a Ukranian separatist. I thought most Ukranian separatists these days at least were Russian plants or symps.

[@thewhitefalcon8539]

That's donbass separatists. Ukraine separatists wanted Ukraine to be separate from Russia.

[@earlgrey2130]

Why am i watching this? I don't understand a single thing he is talking about.. and yet, it's somehow intruiging :)

[@ViaReconEyyy]

Hahahaha I love this reply

[@asswhole4195]

Damn, I remember DrDisrespect watching this on one of his streams a couple months before he got banned :(

[@EminemLovesGrapes]

What no way. I'd love to see him react to that. Almost seems totally out of his wheelhouses

[@leberkassemmel]

We need to be more on Freenet.

my ex burned my birth certificate and SS number havent had in 9yrs (my ID is still same pic when i was 17) im 30 now

[@CGoody564]

I'm not sure what to make of this comment. Did you want this to be the case or not?

[@blickluke]

I barely know what any of this means lol

[@perceptoshmegington3371]

Defcon talks aren't aimed at noobs.

[@brianhackit7900]

Percepto Shmegington so where the hell are we supposed to learn. But seriously, where.

[@theafterlife2511]

American Pi it's meant for people who have experience in the field, so you need to have learned a lot before you can learn more

[@djordjecupic]

This aged very very very well!

[@murray1234ful]

I'm English. Can anyone tell me where his accent is from? Boston?

[@SandroM_]

australian

[@spikes1529]

up vote and now i am on a list... sigh

[@VictorCarnevali]

Great speaker and excellent presentation. Would like to point out that in my head I hear him jumping from english accent to american accent copnstantly and its fucking me up.

[@Emorejets]

This guy is really cool!

[@user-to1su2iy4d]

2:36 Arabic Jontron?

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

LOL!

[@abdellahaitgouch2252]

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[@abdellahaitgouch2252]

@@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc ozzppzz

[@abdellahaitgouch2252]

Ddg

[@glueee2621]

I think if anyone here does anything sketchy. You're going to be guilty of the fourth one mate.

[@dementedbowine8681]

this is like looking for a needle in a hay stack by put on more hay great

[@partyrockin3018]

How would one encrypt their ass going through exit nodes? Well, how would one encrypt all their traffic to begin with.

[@fooplinger]

Is he Aussie or Woody Allen, or Christopher Walken?

[@FrostBitttn]

13:57 Ladies and Gentleman, I present to, The 7 Sins of Hacking

[@qxk]

+FrostBittn Surely you mean 13:37 :)

[@FrostBitttn]

+Krakow Nope, I put 13:57 because It lists them all right there, but I understand where you were coming from

[@ofi1831]

+FrostBittn 1337= leet (gamer term for elite)

[@KnottsoRude]

thanks for all ur help 2 all

[@SnapcrackerzTeam]

What your doing in this case is sales

[@drexeldoberman1027]

I'm watching this over hentai porn or playing oblivion because it's interesting, what have I become?

[@SceneTurkey]

Dylan Pozzy you've become an intelligent and curious human being, congratulations.

[@ShroudedWolf51]

A reasonable human being.

[@DrTune]

That. Was. Awesome.

[@BinaryOptionRomaniaBOR1]

that's where Barksdale gang mess up :) 41:20

[@Cesmust]

SIMGaming If I learned anything from that show it's NEVER USE A PHONE

[@mobrulesall9998]

Half Australian/NA accent?

[@lookatmyright]

Defcon like Dedsec?

[@blaze8904]

Defcon is a conference, not a group. That fictional group is obviously a dramatization and romanticized interpretation of similar real world groups, so you can't expect a very accurate portrayal.

[@ThePageofCups]

The transcription is not at all well done. Is there a way corrections to it can be submitted?

[@JobMcKee]

They're probably auto-generated by KZbin, something available to everybody but not very accurate. Some channels pay people to transcribe it manually.

[@RobertBaindourov]

Love this guy.

[@user-mp3eq6ir5b]

"Zerg Swarm Tactics"

[@codefeenix]

14:25 i thought water could not be compressed

[@thewhitefalcon8539]

He isn't a water jet cutting expert. Inside the pipe it's pressurized. Outside the pipe it's just moving really fast. They add sand to make it cut better.

[@NatalieSpa888]

Wikipedia would never spread that non-sense.. stop giving Wikipedia a bad name, yes it's easily manipulated to suit business plans but it's still a great point of reference.

[@HolgerLovesMusic]

+Natalie Spa If you only want 10% of the topic you're looking for. And yes, most of the time not 100% correct. Let's call the child by it's name, Wikipedia... a no go for those, who want the 100% truth and 100% of the topic.

[@JaapZeldenrust]

+Germania Unleashed There is no source that conforms to those demands. Even direct experience does not satisfy those criteria.

[@jarod2833]

This guys talk about finding his stolen Mac server was fucking hilarious

[@akajeremy]

excellent talk

[@smillie382003]

just wondering what a sand blaster would do to the plates or ssd.

[@ShermanistDruid]

When packet sniffing wasn't goatsee'ing your packet

[@gbiota1]

What if he's wrong about terrorism? What responsibility can he take for equating the threat of terrorism with the bubonic plague when a nuclear bomb goes off in a city with 10 million people in it (If you can get fissile material, nuclear bombs are easy to make when you don't need delivery mechanisms)? How seriously can I take his dismissal, when he offers no responsibility for being wrong? Wouldn't mocking the governments concern for organizations like "al queda", in quotes as he emphasized, be worthy of a hyperlinked explanation as to why people should see their claimed concerns as lies? I'm all for privacy, and a government run by professional liars has lied and will continue to be dishonest, but that doesn't make everything a lie, and it doesn't make awareness and concern for terrorism just fear mongering. I found this attitude of dismissive indifference towards a problem that could easily become monstrous to be quite strange.

[@grilla6874]

Great Talk

[@nowpwning]

wait so if than wasn't ghandi who was it?

[@JannikVogel]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hideki_Tojo German schools never mentioned that name once. Truth be told, probably more important for US history (Pearl Harbor).

[@UsmanImtiaz_1]

Kudos to the Wikipedia link. The irony, right after the photo he made the comment about getting educated through wikipedia and imdb.

[@jamesskelton3488]

American schools dont mention him either. We have always been at peace with Oceania

[@orange400]

is Zipit chat a totally secure app?

[@jnazor]

is this guy half Australian half American?

[@EminemLovesGrapes]

Good guess, yes.

[@AimHigherWindowCleaning]

everyone stick your middle finger up at your little camera on your laptop......do it now.......

[@archygrey9093]

Hold on, gotta take the sticker off first...

[@johanandersson2165]

what about using a game to chat. barbie mmo online games could be the next thing

[@GodswillBDone4WeThePeople]

Got a town of broken law

[@chunkysalad9650]

Did anyone notice him going back and forth between American and Australian accents?

[@CGoody564]

I only heard American r sounds in certain words. rest sounded Aussie to me

[@ShroudedWolf51]

What difference does it make?

[@rchaffer]

I wonder if watching these DC videos lands us on a list...

[@roberoalberto4328]

Yes it will.

[@SanoKei]

YAY ITS ZOZ!