Defaming and Slandering Cory in POOLS

[@wildabeastreal]

I appreciate Cory coming in to correct the vile misinformation like Kuzco from Emperor's New Groove

[@TheQuaadFather]

"Freeze frame.... well you might be wondering how I got here."

[@omlo9093]

Just like Kuzco, a fantastic cut!

[@Yo6Klingon]

You mean AngryJoe?

[@beacon626]

“What’s his name?” CORRERREEEYYYYY

[@snorr656]

He still is wrong though. As he usually is. He was saying that they modeled it, which is not the case.

[@oothatguyoo7643]

2:46 is possibly my most favorite edit and Cory moment of this entire channel.

[@alfiegordon9013]

Rizzkidin3d

[@VelvetAura]

it's so fucking good LOL

[@CYDeviant]

The only relevant result is a fucking reddit post about Corey...

[@Elemao28]

Can't believe he was right...

[@jonskillings1258]

Erm, yeah, everyone knew that would be your favorite after we found your folder. Most people just keep it on their computer, but you had about 450 pictures printed out, and put some sign with the words "Hot Chick Heaven" on the front.

[@EdibleGlue369]

I love how over the years Tomar has just gotten used to the absurd characterizations of him being a serial killer. Little by little he's gone from "No, thats a lie!" to "I wouldn't mind glass skin to add to my collection"

[@RoachCatJr]

it only took him 6 years to learn how to improv

[@pyrotechnick420]

@@RoachCatJr No, Tomar is what's known as the "Straight Man," it's a classic comedy trope. Basically, the insanity of one character is juxtaposed against a normal character, the straight man, in order to accentuate the absurdity of the entire situation. But now that Tomar is going along with it, shit's suddenly less funny 😆

[@joshuahughes4704]

They needed a new punching bag, so they invited Niall

[@ratdoctor]

@@pyrotechnick420 i think it's still pretty funny when he goes along with it

[@Pebphiz]

@@RoachCatJr Maybe he should take a class.

[@sofaking8646]

Wow Cory is ordering the editor even in videos he's not in

[@MintyZedGrimes]

LMAO

[@GU-jt5fe]

That legit made me a little irritated

[@MooodyBoody]

@@GU-jt5fe That like... legit PISSED me OFF. Is that weird guys, like, am I the WEIRD ONE for that like... I'm so PISSED OFF at CORY for showing up...

[@sofaking8646]

@GU-jt5fe not me cause he was right all along

[@Golden_Tenders]

@@GU-jt5feI’m literally still so fricken peeved theres still steam coming out of my ears

[@Mazelioum]

Suddenly hearing Cory's voice is the scariest thing of this playthrough

[@POSTELVIS]

"editor freeze frame....you're probably wondering how I got here....well this is story of Cory Delamingez...."

[@plzplzplzgimmedaza]

i love your music post elvis ☺️

[@ArchDeusAirsoftNC]

Corey J Beck. We meet again.

[@Losing-it.]

Cory was in the room with them the whole playthrough but he just didn't feel like talking

[@dooblan]

wow it's the iconic post Elvis!

[@lastEvergreen]

EDITOR! TOKI YO TOMARE!

[@LaserbeamXperience]

I cant believe Tomar admitted to stealing Julian's glass eye

[@johnnykyr3403]

@@BeanbonVG miss the bois

[@BeanbonVG]

The glass skull they mention is actually crystal, it was taken from ding dong. He was an Indiana jones alien the whole time

[@Ryutojin]

Miss the glass eye

[@Nimrod-Bleent]

He also burnt down the sacred sapling that impaled Julian's eye socket

[@VelvetAura]

new lore just dropped

[@dolores111]

Zach has 3 jokes, he does them on rotation until his friends are going insane, and he's a once-in-a-generational talent

[@Ledluver]

Uh yea... no talent 👽

[@Santi.Ocampos]

Such as?...

[@pyrotechnick420]

Being talented has nothing to do with how you act when you hang out with your friends. Zack just derives joy from getting a rise out of his friends. That's all. Where's your adult swim show? Lol

[@benguy8338]

You’re no talent! YOU’RE NO TALENT YOU’RE NOTHING

[@zennydoo]

​@@Ledluver you're nothing, no talent. In 1975 I walked Bob Dylan up on stage!

[@Dr.Peasly]

Has Cory not defamed and slandered himself enough…

[@aneeshazmaton3358]

Every time he opens his foul mouth

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

It's not slander if it's true

[@sunnyd1722]

That’s probably the most calm I’ve ever heard Corey talk.

[@TatumGrace-kw5eu]

No no he's got a point 😇

[@sunnyd1722]

Honestly, out of everyone I would trust Corey the most to know about Rouge’s textures.

[@VerkaVerkav]

5:10 Tomar possesses the only surviving remains of Julian...

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

So sad he got tuba vored

[@nicodominguez5898]

They say all that was left of Julian was his head and lungs. But Dr Tolmar rebuilt him

[@BeanbonVG]

@@VinluvAntonHandesbukiait was sad specifically because that mad scientist from 4chan genetically engineered that digimon frog from real DNA specifically to taunt dd&j and it just went wrong

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

@@BeanbonVG it’s rubberskunktoover

[@intensesqualor2268]

@@VinluvAntonHandesbukia No, he was burned into a robot by his father, N. Gin

[@MistaBrandoVA]

1:50 that Zach wheezing from Niall talking about the 10 inch butt hair lmao Also I appreciate the editor getting in touch with Cory to correct the record on Rouge from SA2 to make everyone look like FOOLS

[@riotriguez5854]

Might be the first time I hear him try to keep it down

[@bigwoke241]

You heard it here there’s gonna be a ten foot long hair in the ass joke in smiling friends next season

[@djmoosterbrumly]

so real thats actually gonna come true

[@saturniidspectre]

There's a two minute long bit of just Charlie pulling the ass hair out and moaning in relief.

[@tyronequinn]

incredible how good videos of them just talking over essentially nothing is

[@PatchworkRose567]

People have been asking for new Sleepy Cabin when it’s been here this whole time

[@JohnnyBoyDNDcomic]

I know. Kinda wish they still just did podcasts because oftentimes they’ll be doing a good bit and be distracted by the game or something

[@Roi985]

@@PatchworkRose567 there are sleepycasts everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[@chief_xorchata]

So nice to see the boys continue sharing Zach's recollection of his memories in the womb!

[@SpellboundSpectre]

„The goblin shark“ has such a sad backstory

[@jakass]

The sad thing is that it's accurate. He experienced it all and now we get to share it

[@FearlessSpecialist]

Niall hates pools he wants them.... closed...

[@TherealTenmanI]

With black afros and suits.

[@Mink60005]

The pool's closed due to......

[@smartfella7914]

Say that again

[@peterpop-off]

niall shaping small swastickas in the family pool finally makes sense

[@pyrotechnick420]

@@smartfella7914 you kids are silly, AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS

[@snowcloudshinobi]

2:46 this is one of cory's funniest moments

[@HOTD108_]

Almost as good as Cory's furriest moments

[@berrygoth2343]

@@HOTD108_Which is all of them

[@epicdegenerate2108]

not a very high bar

[@pepperbytez8128]

I will not accept this Cory slander. If you don't be nice to Cory Borealis right now, nothing will be able protect you​ from my wrath when I go into my super form. You have been warned dude.@@epicdegenerate2108

[@CrystalS-gs6by]

Tomar is a straight line man. Game is about looking around and smelling the roses, but he is speed running this game.

[@mediokay]

Woahhhh!!! More tiles!!!

[@jack.h99]

7:26 Zach's intelligent response to Tomar's witty dialogue leaves me in stitches here

[@MushroomHat]

I loved the bit where Zach said “It’s Pooling time!” and everyone clapped

[@RatKingDelta]

Tomar actually said it first but wasn't very loud, Zach just said it louder, so naturally it was more funny

[@connor4761]

Chris giving Niall anxiety has been my favourite ongoing gag during this series

[@chucklesthelegend7305]

Niall's a good sport but sometimes Chris lays it on too thick

[@cctz_1]

@@chucklesthelegend7305 He's used to worse with the sleepycabin group lol they used to lay into him for no reason

[@chucklesthelegend7305]

@@cctz_1 Good to know, I wasn't there for the Sleepycabin days. Niall is quite a funny fella so I'm glad he can take the ribbing

[@nannesoar]

2:40 Dang Corys gotten so good at addressing the editor that he can bypass physical continuity

[@DocJamesH]

That was Metal Corey

[@chefsaliva5317]

Nial still getting bullied all these years later makes my heart warm ❤

[@cctz_1]

All is right in the world

[@huntercovarrubias6312]

It warms my heart as well that he still does shit like taking an Uber to the word "Lough Carra" on the map and winding up alone in the middle of nowhere

[@AdrianoSnorts]

3:07 that is so scary and out of the blue. So inquisitive

[@TheDoggyDog]

Zach losing it at the 10ft hair bit was great

[@travisreid9530]

11:25 - Tomar himself became the big guy screaming "cannon baaaall" and disappearing into the water.

[@ohomemquecomeutodasastartaruga]

I like how Cory pulled the Angry Joe move of freezing the video and going: "Ok, these guys are fucking with me!!!"

[@iliekgaems2626]

how many episodes of "pools" do they have to make for Corey to get the subtle hint that he needs to put water on his body to remove his visible neon-green stink waves emanating from his body?

[@idi0tsanswich379]

fourth video finale surely

[@huntercovarrubias6312]

That's not gonna help, he's already a water person

[@alexmijo]

cory would dissolve

[@iliekgaems2626]

@alexmijo i believe the scientific term is "bath-bomb-baby away"

[@allseatransit_1]

There were so many good moments in this video that I can quote right now because I watched the whole thing. Great job!

[@pogisdog]

Had to watch it twice from start to finish to really enjoy it! So much better when you know the twist at the end.

[@Mink60005]

I actually had this video playing on a wall of 20 monitors all playing at 4 times speed, so really, I watched more than you. Haha!

[@PALACIO254]

​@@Mink60005 nuh uh nuh uh nuh uh

[@TotalHooman]

I had 21 monitors on 5 times speed, so I don't see how you watched more than me​@@Mink60005

[@weetbix4497]

I was stimming so much during this video! I had to pause and play every 6 seconds.

[@SmellenBellen]

“ZE ONLY THING I FEAR MORE THEN ZE SOVIETS IS ZE BACHROOMS” -Hilter Hitington

[@winterwendigo3679]

OneyPlays™ video on my lunch break? How delectable.

[@ethansalazar799]

Dragging Corey's name through the pools like usual I see

[@yowatchie]

If there’s ever been a Cory that deserves to be defamed and slandered it’s *that* special little Cory Delaminguez.

[@the_real_Kurt_Yarish]

Comparing Interracial p0rn to _Citizen Kain_ is quite possibly the most insane thing ever uttered on this channel.

[@alfiegordon9013]

The crazy part is they're entirely correct

[@idi0tsanswich379]

having coreyisms without Corey being present is almost impressive

[@victorfelixcpsr]

citizen kain

[@SjorsTea]

@@alfiegordon9013 Thats the fucked up part

[@the_real_Kurt_Yarish]

@@victorfelixcpsr Ah fuck you're right, it's "Kane" isn't it? My bad mate, I watch OneyPlays, I'm not cultured enough to get it right the first time.

[@RoughRouser]

Zach consistently appearing? Comfy season has arrived folks

[@HermitKing731]

Nothing: the game. My favorite. Ever wanted the experience of a horror game without any horror?

[@_TIO]

Because the magic is the psychosis induced by playing this alone in pure white room with the lights set to 100%!!!!

[@OktayKlc-up3tk]

"Nooo you don't get it, it's the implication of thinking something scary happening"

[@zzeroara9511]

NO, YOU DON'T GET IT, UNLESS I AM BEING JUMPSCARED BY A GENERIC POSESSED WOMAN WITH BLACK MASCRA EVERY 10 MINUTES IT'S NOT SCARY!!! I AM A 16 YEAR OLD WHO *NEEDS* TO BE TOLD WHEN SOMETHING IS SCARY!!!!!!!

[@notanundesirable]

That’s the beauty. They’re constantly stuck in that phase where they make fun of scary games.

[@Sharkofspace]

Maybe they should have read the store page where it clearly says its an art piece with no monsters and no gameplay before buying it

[@Terrakinetic]

8:18 Sometimes listening to Oneyplays makes me feel like a stroke victim.

[@cortos_9733]

They really can have a negative effect on both my language and humor. I love it but I don't watch them as much as I used to.

[@Archieball-d8u]

I was surprised at the lack of brown bricks jokes when they entered the brown brick room.

[@twitchyeyess]

2:58 Cory you absolute madman, you’ve done it again.

[@YHShinVH]

Tomar very casually talking about his demonic crimes makes my skin crawl. Very rarely does he open up about them on the show, so this revelation of this heinous side to him is so unsettling

[@Kevan_VG]

I'd vote Niall over Adam but they are both very likable imo falling on his face was a great moment

[@willford55543]

Everyone was shocked at two episodes, but three?

[@RadiganMonke]

The classic jewish myth of the golem is actually about how Tomar made Zach

[@Doctor_Nu]

He made him out of clay and inscribed the name of god on his forehead.

[@RadiganMonke]

@Doctor_Nu hadel hadel hadel, I made you out of clay

[@MCPeeBoy]

As a certain man once said, "sploopity sploosh"

[@KenseiRaptor]

That quote is giving me a hankering for hot chocolate all of a sudden

[@saturniidspectre]

Im one of the few Oney fans with glass skin, I just started the episode but I just wanna say Tomar is so nice and he makes me feel safe and not threatened.

[@egsuk3034]

Blink 7 times if Tomar is RIGHT behind you

[@theduality1462]

Guys. Every time I begin eating food you start talking about ass hairs and crinkled diapers and I've just about had enough.

[@TatumGrace-kw5eu]

You would hate the brown mustard episode

[@proteustheterrible]

7:00 No one replies "Potatomar" as a pun, what is this world coming to?

[@Invalourrr-vb3xo]

once again praying for the return of classrooms 🙏

[@Luke21-xk7uh]

That game is 1000 times better than this boring trash.

[@condorladboy4188]

I feel Niall’s pain, if you don’t have something really going on or something to do it can activate the longest session you will ever go through

[@grinshady0164]

The glass eye? No way Tomar killed Julian 😭

[@ms.skeletor]

On the topic of who would take Wisconsin, it would be Adam. I live in Wisconsin, and if that Adam guy was running, I’d vote for him.

[@AdmiralSnook]

1:50 I never heard Zack make that noise before.

[@ghwheels_02]

I showed my baby boy this video and he spat up all of his lunch on himself. Video is Not recommended to parents.

[@Mink60005]

Well... Maybe that's your fault, man.

[@luna123earth]

Needs more of a yellow baby diet of eggs and oven time

[@aztecserpent5525]

@@luna123earth eggs are scientifically proven to cook better after eating than before

[@peterpop-off]

Son def ain't no roachdoggjnr... Probably scared of ice picks too

[@DubzDude]

​@@peterpop-offHe never had the makings of a varsity Roachdogg.

[@father2mother3]

"Has he slandered me?" Now we know why Armenian Cory has that black-eye. The editor might try to cover it up, but we see ya.

[@mavisavery4855]

I don’t usually bother to click like on letsplay videos, but that goddamn “Nazi afraid of the backrooms” joke really got me.

[@austinf4348]

1:50… now THIS is why it’s called ONEYplays.. the alpha knows to keep his pups in line. I love seeing this side of Chris, almost as much as I’d like seeing him have a go at my wife

[@En2md]

Cris, you got me addicted to Suno Music for a while. I always end up going back to it, I've made songs about Taco Bell Stomache pain and Nostalgia Critic torture methods.

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

TOMAR STOLE JULIAN'S GLASS EYE?! OH THE TOMANITY!!!

[@CorruptedMaterial]

This is honestly one of the best videos on this channel

[@typing4mylife]

Cory would never lie about something like that.

[@Lord_of_lard]

The emperor's new groove bit was good

[@qcard76]

I love the rare moments when Zach gets out-crazy'd and breaks 1:51

[@roach9397]

Holy shit the German soldier yelling about the backrooms had me dying

[@mrspartacust]

I'm so happy they made another part. Already starting off great.

[@GoldSrc1198]

1:52 2:13 Chris "The Master Manipulator" on display again I see.

[@OffYourTopic]

This isn't the first time tomar has brought up his collection of various human skins

[@spimpsmacker6422]

The bits in this episode have got to be the most out-of-pocket, unnatural conversations I've ever heard on this channel. I think doing let's plays this long has begun to crack at the sanity of Chris and everyone.

[@pyrotechnick420]

That was the most coherent Cory has ever been. Are we sure he wasn't just reading a script? 😂

[@IRecognizeDorks]

1:53 I love that Zach basically isn’t laughing at Niall’s absurd lie but is instead laughing at Chris choosing not to believe it as if it needed to be proved wrong

[@captainlastname1932]

Corey looks like how he sounds and acts

[@anonimysable]

Tomar is the biggest fan of this channel, he remembers all the jokes and the memes from previous episodes

[@popcornjunky8217]

Cory found drowning in liminal pools missing the silly slide completely

[@KingUndyingNecrolordPrime]

Adam’s got my vote if he ever runs his voice is so fun to listen to, hearing him tell his 3-sum story is one of my fav

[@alliehite9679]

Loved the Adderall convo😂 I’m a methylphenidate man, myself😂

[@mousefire777]

Addie works for me provided I’m not polishing the old rod

[@Magicthename]

I can't believe Tomar drank all the pool water

[@WagudCode]

Best time to watch while thine Superman supercolon explodes on the supertoilet.

[@HauntedPropane]

The Homies reference was insane i have so many of those little guys

[@selectronhipower]

Zach is the only other person I've ever heard even mention them

[@sammyjc]

I wish we got more Niall I relate so heavily to him

[@greyblenaut]

Popping in here to say the Dreamcore Poolrooms game (by Montraluz I think) is the best one out of any of them cause its a big sprawling open ended maze that just makes you anxious, perfect version of this concept

[@masterofbloopers]

You guys are edging me so hard! The next episode of The Classrooms has to be coming soon! I can feel it in my special place!

[@Sovakian]

As a wisconsin citizen, adam is my president.

[@Thatonedude917]

You take it back, you take what you said about Cory BACK

[@joshuadownes3005]

Having a drunk argument with a friend, please name all the oney plays fellas in this video!!!

[@hrisafenio]

uploaded just as my food arrived …. time for oneyplays and EAT 💜

[@kingpin3690]

I like the contrast in colors too, Niall!

[@brungulo]

THIS IS FREAKIN SWEET

[@Ottobean]

I can't believe that Tomar stole Julian's precious glass eye

[@bendavis7169]

Nial's hair story slayed Zach 😂 Ahh that made me lol

[@SadBnnuy]

It's interesting the game they play most for Halloween nothing happens in it. It's fun hearing you talk about stuff tho but it's no Witch Hunt. Most scary games they do play there's either too many people where they don't focus or Cory is there and doesn't stop talking

[@reeetawd]

I like it. It's just a long maze in a cool environment.

[@megakillerx]

Nothing ever happens.

[@Mink60005]

It's just a podcast at this point with gameplay in the background. It's like those Joe Rogan videos with Subway Surfers playing underneath it.

[@mrtimo3822]

I miss games that were actually scary. These guys turned into old men now.

[@rickkcir2151]

@@reeetawd That’s kind of the issue. This is Boneyplays. They’re supposed to play horror games. Not “cool maze” games.

[@catpictures]

if niall says anything bad about this game ONE MORE TIME i will be forced to do something very UNPLEASANT!!!!!!!

[@surblechev278]

As relatable as the "you gotta start the work before actually taking Adderall" bit was, I'm glad I'm not insane enough to do what Nial did for *literal days*

[@Jesmeir]

6:14 I like how the music has a tone shift right after Zach asked this question.

[@swapper5684]

I also pulled a 10ft hair out of my ass once too and nobody believes me. I’m so glad Niall had the same experience. I feel heard

[@LlamaLlama213]

the part at 0:20 when they walk in and the tubes/windows kinda look like a face is pretty sick ngl

[@neondream13]

I Keep watching these and hope no one falls asleep in a pool.

[@goon5757]

Can't wait for the next best of Cory

[@DanielJayRobinson]

Liminal spaces remind me of dreams I would have when I was like five years old. And the concept of still being stuck in them to this day after so many years is what scares me the most about liminal spaces.

[@TheQuaadFather]

That ending slayed me 😂

[@jkstewart878]

I thought the title said defecating in public pools and now I am very disappointed

[@ryanlawrence4550]

The "Untitled2" joke is So Funny! 😂