"Defending American Interests," by TAYLOR MALI

[@abacacus]

I've been listening to a lot of these, very creative and funny :)

[@elizag100]

fantasy enforcement man....love it

[@pmcrimson]

*smiles* That poem merits a new word: intensensual? intelectible? fantasty? Dammit, what vulgar verbal vagaries! Why won't my brain mash words properly and on demand?! Still, because awe compels me to comment, I'll leave as your praise "perfection." Thank you for posting this.

[@Archaebob]

this is SO good and SO true

[@LighterB]

thank you Mr. Mali

[@TheLastPalme]

I was literally just thinking about that today in Global.

[@FoulShot]

@kschnorr1 Pretty sure it was used during that period.

[@Ppedoroblwcitp75]

does anyone know the song he quotes in the begining lines?

[@RedArmyInfantry]

Great poem. I think most of us have done this before. :P

[@nincompoople]

love it lol

[@scarlettrose11]

This reminds me of that Axe Commercial with Kiefer Sutherland

[@deadonred]

Do you know where to see the more raw version?

[@mohammadmazharulislam2459]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fISloIV8ebKsd6s

[@aspenchik1044]

Mr. Mali, If you have seen the movie Fisher King (Imagine it underlined), than you will understand when I say that you remind me of Jeff Bridges when he is Jack Lucas. But when I watched the film, I thought that Jeff Bridges looked like you. The comparison difference is more unique on how I tell it.

[@Theepicpurpleninja]

I feel bad for the mom with the kid who walked in in the beginning...

[@RedArmyInfantry]

I don't think he is censoring himself. He mouthes words in other poems as well. In fact in this poem he says "Motherfucker". So, likely he just did it for affect.

[@sophiehottie]

shit son that was good

[@HempForPresident]

You're awesome. I don't mean that colloquially.

[@HipsterFriend]

@Icannottolerateit Same guy, new account. Anyway, I understand that, I'm not saying to do away with taboo. I'm just saying that maybe some taboos are harmful. Western culture's widespread taboo on some natural things, such as sex or the drive for inebriation, can and will really mess up people's psychology. Still, I understand what you mean and you are right, but our taboos maybe aren't in the right places all of the time.

[@RockLife75]

@Ppedoroblwcitp75 Wonderful World (Don't Know Much) by Sam Cooke

[@dementis93]

LOL FANTASY ENFORCEMENT MAN.

[@nevinackered]

Aw, how...romantic?

[@Laifgozon]

I never found history boring...maybe that's why I don't get it? lol

[@pmcrimson]

*shrugs* I like how I write. If you don't, fine. Nobody's forcing you to read my comments.

[@8Splendiferous8]

did anyone else almost clap by accident?

[@danieldjr412]

It's funny because he had to tone it down for the kid and his mom XD!

[@Icannottolerateit]

@02nothing Show me a culture without taboo and I will show you a culture without humor.

[@Kool212]

Teenage hormones used as vehicle for a love poem? Wow.

[@newabortion515]

@8Splendiferous8 I clapped, but it was no accident. :D