Heavy is Dead

[@Delak_Antoine]

Huge shoutout to James Hannigan, composer of the Warhammer : SotHR for giving me authorization to use his music for the video, it wouldn't be nearly as fun without it, I thank you with all my heart ❤ kzbin.info

[@Ali_2961]

First

[@block4976]

ok

[@Wormbile._]

HEAVY IS DEAD

[@umrayquazashinyapareceu1672]

THE HEAVY IS DEAD!? ​@@Wormbile._

[@Wormbile._]

@@umrayquazashinyapareceu1672 THE HEAVY HAS BEEN KILLED

[@andresrodrz]

"No one will ever die again" *_Everyone ends up dying_*

[@emilianz1354]

I think that's the point of whole clip, Its nice

[@BlazenBreaker]

The heavy is still alive "A soul for a soul"

[@specific4017]

Marvel movies be like:

[@danielquiroz7311]

In his some way that was ensured, since pretty much everyone died. So no one *Could* really die again after that!! XD

[@13KnightLite31]

Except for scout

[@singlereedenjoyer]

I love how Engineer, in the first half, seemed to genuinely forget he killed Heavy.

[@mistertagnan]

Hands down best part is when Soldier deduces that the heavy was killed with a pistol, and everyone is surprised that the heavy is dead

[@Brownerbricks]

@@mistertagnan IKR, THEY ALREADY KNEW THAT!!!!!

[@davidreyes7445]

@@mistertagnan THE HEAVY IS DEAD?

[@Adrian-fl6gd]

@@davidreyes7445 YES,HE DIED

[@Ridham412]

@@Adrian-fl6gd WHO KILLED HEAVY?

[@Doubl_Troubl]

Heavy’s death killed more people than the actual murderer

[@thatcooldudeisawesome876]

Really?

[@MusingMageofDisney]

@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 Yes! He did it like this!☝️

[@shaunmckinney521]

The heavy is dead?

[@amethyst6621]

@@shaunmckinney521 "Ah, Scout! I will Heal you" Medic 2007-2019

[@ScoutConvoy]

Shaun The Heavy is Dead!

[@wunderwaffen273]

I love the strangely well animated close ups on demomans mouth

[@menacingarc2297]

I can smell his breath

[@cosmicbricks3339]

@@menacingarc2297same

[@ЕгорМинчук-б5л]

I just love how almost nobody even suspects engineer even though he is the only one from the enemy team

[@masterboa6321]

WAIT I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT

[@purplepoison958]

bruh i just now noticed he's the only one wearing blue💀

[@TheGameAlchemist777]

HOW IS THIS A TODAY I LEARNED THING?

[@BAGELBURGERMEAL]

Holy hell, ive watched this thing multiple times and I haven't even noticed??

[@Fartomicbomb]

@@BAGELBURGERMEAL It took me a while to notice it.

[@OrangeyChocolate]

I love how Soldier, of all people, is the only character to do anything remotely helpful throughout the whole video. EDIT: RIP Rick May. He may have lost the battle, but we will not lose the war. Godspeed, you beautiful bastard.

[@CrasherX2000]

Orangey Medic: *MOVE NOW*

[@thisguyi3956]

Excuse me, Demoman (accidentally) forced Engie to reveal he was the murderer.

[@paulfrancistorres7144]

At the expense of Sniper’s life

[@thisguyi3956]

@@paulfrancistorres7144 No. Heavy, Engie and Spy all laughed after he said, "That was a joke, lads." It was a separate, unrelated "joke" that forced Engie to reveal himself.

[@mitchinatr7093]

I mean the Medic’s intentions were good but he just failed.

[@velorien9965]

When you need to write a 10000 word essay about how someone is dead

[@flacidusrex9777]

Actually it only has around 500 words

[@yulesdion4299]

@@flacidusrex9777 well yea its a joke

[@tavishf.degroot8181]

SporranMann you counted? You one talented person

[@SinisterAlex]

SporranMann damn did you just count all the words in the video!? Damnnn..

[@TheAxeLord47911]

*laughs in having written murder mystery fanfiction... with 140K words so far*

[@FoxMcLox]

KZbin: *thinks i'm suicidal* Me Right Now: 2:47

[@mr.sgames5084]

Is nice

[@Ruhaez]

"That thing is why the heavy is dead." "The heavy is dead?!" "Yes, he died." Big brain conversation

[@tubboi2687]

XD

[@theswag9477]

*gasp*

[@jeanpaullllll]

@@theswag9477IM COMING

[@setsers1]

XD

[@gloomyjz]

Intellectuals at work

[@tippity-toptown1725]

"I will find him. I will capture him. And no one will ever die again." *Kills himself after finding out who the murderer is*

[@EthanM2P]

2:41

[@josemanuelchavesbussi1098]

Oh What irony!

[@dane5079]

no

[@faizblue1]

Watch n learn

[@evankeeper1269]

Soldier: heavy is dead Spy: we know Soldier: who killed him Spy: we don't know Soldier: I want to find Clues

[@Grzysweet89]

Demoman drinking is detailed to the point of it being nearly *graphic*

[@ManofSex69]

Lolotov Spocktale the last one makes me uncomfortable 😂

[@TheSoundCrafterCompany]

*dies of laughter*

[@dieg2063]

Breathes in uncomfortable

[@lvbboi9]

It makes me disgustingly uneasy

[@Grzysweet89]

@@sissybala8393 oh no I LOVE IT!!! I'm just saying its SO DETAILED

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

No KZbin, I don't want to killbind myself.

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

But you lost in rock, paper, scissors…PLAY WITH THE BIT 😂 I MEAN IT AS A JOKE OKAY! Don’t Killbind IRL, in-game yeah do if for the bit 😊😂

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

@@Freeze-n-Frost If were playing rock, paper, scissors it's a totally different matter. And no KZbin, I still don't want to killbind myself IRL, this is what people know to be a "joke".

[@Cheese_man318]

No in TF2 if you loose RPS to a enemy player you just explode

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

“It is good day to be not dead” -_John F Kennedy, Dallas 1963_

[@sharik8728]

POW! You are dead! - Lee Harvey Oswald.

[@superkamiguru4189]

@@sharik8728 J.F.K: Im dead!

[@ShrR-ud3xv]

Lee Harvey: Hehehehehe

[@greenpanda4001]

Some guy: JFK is dead

[@bigiron7500]

@@greenpanda4001 JFK: Yes i am dead

[@Stanfordscienceman]

The fact that the video genuinely set off a flag for self harm topics shows that heavy truly is one of the deceased people of all time

[@benji-menji]

And the fact that it took a video with millions of views to be the first video I saw with that flag set. Either I watch good content or that KZbin bots don't know what a hanging looks or sounds like.

[@Shad0wN1ck]

Wait, the Heavy is dead?

[@shaynehughes6645]

​@@benji-menji they didn't watch nor learn

[@Fighter_Enthusiast79]

I'm guessing it's because spy commited suicide

[@luizhenriquebraunermoraes3175]

CORRECT! The heavy is dead. Someone killed him. Also, KZbin is just jealous of the spy's sweet backflip

[@GloomulusGob]

I love how Everyone was trying to figure out how and who killed heavy, and in that time he respawned.

[@NoobySquadTV]

Bruh

[@booksthatcooks6985]

True

[@ioannisschoinopoulos1359]

No because he was on red team

[@greninjazac4577]

Not only that, they all ended up dying and heavy is the last one alive

[@coskunumitsarisoy1964]

"Mmmmmph"

[@prismavoid3764]

I just now realized that the reason Heavy is still alive after being shot in the head is because Engineer killed him before he finished reading "How 2 Die" at the start

[@Jsvoid]

He read the book of how to react.

[@Nick-gb3rq]

@@Jsvoid he also read the book "how to be funny"

[@iAnonymous877]

Death is just a suggestion in tf2

[@discmanthecdlord]

​@@iAnonymous877that explains the respawn mechanic also the comics

[@iAnonymous877]

@@discmanthecdlord "DIE, but only if you want to."

[@birdflox1337]

"Goddammit heavy, you're dead!" "No!" This feels like when you play war as a kid and both people are bad losers

[@lememyaxrex3213]

"No you tagged my shirt not me!"

[@cosmobottinyroboboi9499]

And then the pro appeared killed the kids "like this" (insert that demoman shoot the sniper with a revolver here)

[@lememyaxrex3213]

@@cosmobottinyroboboi9499 pumped up kicks starts playing

[@FedeeBlack]

"You're dead" "No U" fits better

[@qan348]

The spy is their parent

[@zillowzest5199]

The fact that this got tagged for suicide because of Spy hanging himself is fucking hilarious lmao

[@t_darcat1932]

Wouldn't that make this the director's cut?

[@Captain_Dante]

Yes

[@cyberretard2192]

it is basically the most soy thing I've seen in a while

[@HZLTS]

@@cyberretard2192 The only thing "soy" here is you

[@brzoza17kar]

Watch & learn! 🤭

[@Intentionally_BloodFlower]

“S H H, you are dead!” “Okay.” *_L A G_* Very understandable moment..

[@ASDASD-rl8dg]

I like how everyone questions who killed heavy even though engineer is the only character on the blu team

[@ThePestProblem]

The Demomen that stole Snipers van were BLU

[@dumb214]

Friendly fire is on as shown by Demoman and Sniper, so it could have been anyone

[@coryplayzgamez]

Omg I Did not notice

[@ekimyukselbaba8847]

How did I not notice

[@yint.a]

that detail made it more better

[@nub628]

İ cant believe the voice actors actually recreated this masterpiece. This game will never die.

[@EnderGoku9001]

fr

[@WeirdKid2.0]

Fr

[@LateLater1]

fr

[@Eeveethegamer26]

Fr

[@SifGreyfang]

Until the VA's eventually pass away

[@kylefinn5301]

Plot twist: Engineer actually was developing a weapon that temporarily makes the target think they are dead

[@bigbdog5432]

Top 10 anime plot twists

[@StardustLegend]

Kyle Finn what purpose would this weapon serve!? why not just make it so it kills them

[@cattemstudios5865]

@@StardustLegend because he already has a gun

[@kylefinn5301]

StardustLegend it’s actually more efficient than killing the individual who you shoot because within the video you see that the people around the heavy end up dying one way or another

[@hard_drive.system]

There's actually something like this that works with ants, as they release pheromones when they are dying to inform other ants. You can take advantage of this to make a live ant think they are dead, and will be sent alive to the local ant dump, thinking they themself are dead.

[@notthedeadweight]

Great allegory to God is Dead from Nietzsche and also to Waiting for Godot. Such deep philosophy in an absurdist piece of work. Peak fiction

[@quenzmo]

Petition to have spy killing himself as a taunt.

[@sockman8671]

Yes

[@BigJepper]

I will sign this petition

[@mackmattson]

Were do I sign

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

A dead-ringer taunt. He tries to off himself but fails. Halloween exclusive

[@sussybakaballs]

100 signs

[@SpankzVonSpankington]

Spys backflip suicide will never stop being funny

[@chxrryblossom6036]

SpankzVonSpankington agreed lol

[@lecone2220]

watch and lear-

[@peterporker3763]

I need I jif of that

[@Dragonmongamer]

The Cone *ded*

[@pieperpigeon5976]

Like I just can't stop laughing even though suicide is an awful thing to happen to someone something about that specific scene makes me laugh

[@thenamesgames6393]

This animation is like one of those dreams where someone dies, but continues to talk and interact within the dream even though they’re considered dead in the dream. Its confusing.

[@Zerpderp0]

So your typical D&D session before you can revive them

[@RF-Ataraxia]

@@Zerpderp0 *YOU ARE DEAD YOUR INPUT IS IRRELEVANT*

[@thedorgon9682]

Damn it! I want dreams like this! All I get are weird visions of my real life which sometimes comes back to me while I’m awake in the form of déjà vu. It sucks! I want grade A entertainment before my alarm clock rips me away from it. Give me a nightmare for all I care, just something different!

[@jacker2110]

@@thedorgon9682 becareful with what you say, i said the exact same thing and i ended up with a sleep paralysis. now im afraid of the dark.

[@FumanyuX]

Like playing w brothers

[@AndrigeEU]

When the Heavy says "Yes" at 00:10, but the subtitle says "Sandwich" is lodged into my brain, and I cannot say or think "yes" without thinking of sandwich any more. Yes, thank you.

[@sugmad3559]

Yes 🥪

[@DLBookTheGamer]

🥪

[@creepedoomboom]

Sandwich, thank you.

[@DrikTrajado]

Reference to Team Fabulous 2

[@kingvideogames]

Everyone keeps dissing Scout but he was so hated that Heavy brought himself back to life just to be angry with him. Scout accidentally did Medic’s job better than him.

[@MiguelMem]

Thats A Good Point

[@elizabethmartin3831]

Holy shi-

[@roseyt415]

And soon after both died. :^)

[@MiguelMem]

@Peter Henry the Latex Furry I'M OWNING YOU FAT BALD FATTY FAT FAT FAT

[@stan3560]

MiguelMem 😂 has always happened to me

[@Valcgo]

Imagine not knowing anything about TF2 and this is your introduction.

[@andrewmattingly9874]

This is my introduction to TF2

[@luka9967]

@@andrewmattingly9874 its is fun until a 8 year old yelling scout or a chinese spy joins the game

[@garf4264]

This is the perfect introduction to tf2 what do you mean?

[@blackmercury2796]

Aren't all memes and shitposts everyone's introduction to TF2?

[@Ivy64_]

I'm showing this to my Grandma now. thanks for the idea lol.

[@domsexton3600]

Pyro is in this video. He's the guy filming all of this.

[@pyrielt]

Do you know when he dies? *When the camera starts flying up.*

[@bluedogz1624]

Lakitu Pyro

[@johnmaslow5489]

0:52 He's a pizza delivery man.

[@oneaveragejojofan5768]

@@johnmaslow5489 A Requiem for a Pizza reference I think

[@earthturtle4003]

He died because he committed suicide like spy

[@christopherk2996]

Everything I’ve found in the background so far (pause to see them) 0:06 Spycrab and cow to the left 0:09 some dude on the building, a sign that says batrocket to the right of spy, and Monika on the building but to the right more with something else by it 0:14 tanks on the buildings to the right of the screen 0:16 G-man in the window to the right, and sniper chilling on a lamp above it 0:18 skull in the top right 0:19 a creature and pyro playing something (maybe a card game) on the building (you gonna have to pause and unpause it to see it) 0:22 Thomas the tank engine behind the fence 0:25 demomen stealing his camper, and something to the right 0:27 demomen got their money 0:37 something peeking over the fence, with a pineapple below the tip of the spy’s hat 0:39 sombra on a barrel to the right of the cactus 0:43 AA (or some kind of mounted gun) on the buildings 0:44 the administrator be chilling 0:51 engineer ants playing in the grass 0:53 PIZZA TIME slightly to the left of the gun, and there is pizza on one of the buildings, with birds on the heavy’s body 0:58 payload but serious to the right of the three, and two people I assume are fighting above them on the buildings (gonna have to unpause and pause again) 1:03 charger to the right of medic, and AAAAAAAAA to the left of him 1:12 the building is smoking and smiling to the right of sniper, with people on the building (pause and unpause again) 1:19 dr. Kleiner looking for Gordon freeman to the top right of medic 1:25 dude on rocks standing on one leg 1:31 cow on the building again 1:34 Obama pyramid over the car, with a billboard to the right of it, and some dude to the bottom right of it 1:41 swans behind the fence 1:43 a sign about scout to the right of medic, a tractor to the top left of heavy, love cubes from portal to the left of engineer, and a sign above the car 1:51 SCRUMPEY 1:52 a dude to the left of spy 1:53 SCRUMPEY, and portal (or something) too to the left of demoman 1:56 MVM tanks behind the fence 1:57 more cubes, and some sort of mech to the right of demoman 1:58 dude behind the crew 2:04 J A R A T E 2:08 SCRUMPEY 2:16 civilians came straight from gmod and half life to mourn the heavy, and soldier (or demos) body below the hand 2:17 administrator on a tire swing to the left of engineer, and saxton hale to the right of him too 2:19 pyro being a silly little person to the left of heavy, and someone to the right of pyro 2:21 saxton suffering from crocodile bite 2:34 lfd2 to the right of engineer, man this is the ultimate crossover 2:35 bro stole the whole shelves of beer 2:41 merasmus behind the fence in the train cart, around the top right-ish Anyways, that’s all I found right now

[@impracticalPhysics]

How long did it take you to find all of those?

[@christopherk2996]

@@impracticalPhysics I wasn’t counting sadly

[@impracticalPhysics]

@@christopherk2996 Can you give me an estimate? (I'm still impressed by how many you spotted)

[@christopherk2996]

@@impracticalPhysics probably around ten minutes, either I’m over or underestimating it

[@impracticalPhysics]

@@christopherk2996 OK cool.

[@SaulTeeNutz]

“Yes, this is stupid.” *heavy is becoming self aware*

[@goldenshovel7573]

Y E S

[@AselOa_AZ]

Its not stupid Its holly

[@AverageSuperNova]

Detroit: Become Pootis

[@absolutezerokiryu660]

Wait. That's illegal.

[@JetStream_Mann]

Y E S

[@maskface1726]

No KZbin, I don't want to kill myself, I just want to rewatch this amazing masterpiece for the 10,000th time because it somehow never stops being funny

[@SlothyScripts]

Fr

[@geekymetalhead5112]

^^^^^^

[@waikeonglim7703]

We all do. No matter what YT does, this not change the fact this will be a classic

[@MrCheap3.0]

yes

[@NewEnglandFoamer]

Real

[@Malzeno_9]

So, imagine: you just killed somebody and then say “that’s a joke lads”

[@Arrlyx]

LoL xD

[@auxiliomedesmayocallesevie1718]

LOLOLOLO

[@starplatinum3360]

Then you frame someone for killing someone else then claim it was also a joke

[@noideawhatnametouse7302]

Basically the equivalent of saying it’s just a prank bro

[@jacksonirving5801]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Ind0nesiannationalteamgoated]

I love how this reflects our everyday life. Someone causes a problem, loads of people tag along, it gets confusing, and we end up shitting ourselves.

[@forkliftcertifiedguy7]

The constant “ the heavy is dead?!?! “ when they’re trying to find out why the heavy is dead cracks me up every time

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

THE HEAVY IS DEAD?!?!?!

[@manzanito3652]

@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 Yes, he died.

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

AHHHHH!!!

[@GiaIsNotHere]

@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 **Ambulance siren sound** "iiiinnnnn coooOOOOOOMMMMMMIIIIINNN-

[@simpleandrandom2199]

"MOVE NOW!"

[@dessinator_]

Whenever you’re feeling bad, remember: “It is good day to be not dead.” -Heavy

[@shazybean131]

"Son, always remember, dying is gay." -Soldier Sr

[@Mangle1218]

Good lesson

[@Exister8904]

ya da da da da da

[@darthgames3]

@이름뭐로하지 He respawned, so he doesn't have the gay anymore

[@ojie285]

POW! You are DEAD

[@charleshaskell2056]

The series of lines: "The heavy is DEAD?" "Yes! He DIED!" have always stuck with me, and I hope it stays that way.

[@frindjinny6]

every 4 seconds someone mentions the heavy is dead, everyone else is surprised and then the original mentionee confirms the heavy is dead, except for the first time the soldier mentions it.

[@itsamilkshake]

That part makes me laugh the most!

[@thatoneguy609]

I think it has to do with how despite being completely redundant, they’re all taking it completely seriously

[@enlongjones2394]

I also love “in my medical opinion? The heavy was killed!”

[@TheSnamwich]

Ngl that heavy lookin pretty dead

[@wonkehcheetah1138]

No matter how many times I rewatch this video, I always find something new lurking in the background. This is truly a work of art.

[@legokirbymanchannel]

This is how roleplaying going downhill looks like.

[@kingkfcrimson8338]

Urfatidotickodthatwasajokeladahahahahahalaughterwellthatwasidioyicofftohangmyself

[@jimbobdoohicky9150]

This is what improv cases in attorney online looks like

[@legokirbymanchannel]

@@jimbobdoohicky9150 Yeah, pretty much.

[@ThePigeon5734]

Any wizard on DnD at some point: I cast fireball. The other people in the party: They're orphans! Wizard: fIrEbAlL gOdDaMmIt

[@C000CCKJ0KKEEE]

This is a fact about roleplaying.

[@thehim2990]

love the fact that heavy being dead and still interacting with everyone is the most normal thing here

[@scoutgaming737]

Lol yes

[@tairhan7404]

Yup

[@ryanm.8720]

What; you've never been killed multiple times?

[@Cl-2048]

l o l

[@LucasGleason]

@@Cl-2048 ah yes. He either he

[@DannyWhizzbang11803]

I love how the quality of the animation constantly shifts from being either incredibly fluid and energetic to stiff and super lazy in a matter of seconds.

[@TheSnamwich]

There’s a red spy in the base. RED SPY IN THE BASE!? WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BREIFCASE hut hut hut hut Yo, a little help here? Step aside son! 111... uh... 1! INCOMING! “All yelling” It’s still here! Ahem, Gentlemen. *meet the spy theme plays*

[@ruleoftim]

particularly at 1:11

[@princess7jasmine]

And somehow it fits so well.

[@amvaporean4522]

seconds? no, FRAMES.

[@maks820]

a lot of those are just in game taunts, so it would make sense

[@Mightyspidey955]

My older brother referenced this so many times and I didn’t even notice

[@willowsoda]

The worst thing about this video is the fact that I can't watch it for the first time again.

[@ZR3009]

True

[@voltdragon]

The best part about rewatching is looking for things in the background, that shit changes like every other shot

[@thelamergamer1894]

I know, man. I wish I could too.

[@Raxxo]

I had no idea something so exceptionally stupid could take itself this seriously. I will never see murder mysteries the same way again

[@classillama]

Raxxo Took the words right out of my mouth.

[@Dirakiaa]

[Laughs in Hope and Despair]

[@dragonarchive7443]

Guys.... THE HEAVY IS DEAD!

[@artemisorwhatever9828]

@Dzaky Aries THE HEAVY IS DEAD!

[@knightsteyri4122]

@@artemisorwhatever9828 CORRECT!

[@HoovyTube]

This feels like a bad trip

[@ridori7376]

good trip*

[@duckboi7954]

Ye

[@tinydanzah]

how does this have 3 comments and 71 likes

[@cogdat711]

Hoovy Tube doesn’t have verify mark when he has 200k subs why??

[@crocowithaglocko5876]

Eyyyy hoovy

[@titaniumhcr2]

This is my favourite thing on the Internet. I return to this video daily

[@TheF0xskibidbopmmdada]

This is like a slasher film. Everyone but the protagonist dies off slowly.

[@vinaomnas9093]

The protagonist also seems to kill the antagonist.

[@PeanutTechno]

Now someone needs to make this as a slasher/horror thing

[@angelodc1652]

Also, the first one to die is the protagonist

[@springsthefuniman1772]

Plot twist the protagonist is dead

[@milkman4640]

THE PROTAGONIST IS DEAD?!?!

[@thesquishedelf1301]

I still can't get over how smooth Spy's backflip is. It's like a dance... until it isn't.

[@MenachemSchmuel]

it's like that becaise it's a valve animation taken from the flip taunt

[@Admirel2]

The flip is an in game animation

[@Wubsy96]

"Off to hang myself. Watch and learn!"

[@pykki]

@@Wubsy96 “I am alive.. is nice”

[@gamingdude2811]

It is an animation based on a game where a bunch of misfits blow each other up for corporate war. Also one of the characters does a 360-no-scope-backflip-off-chair-into-noose and snaps his own neck.

[@cicnnuggit3440]

Soldier: This is a heavy Everyone: Dear god... Soldier: He's dead Everyone: *No...*

[@Anonymations]

Well well well, How the turntables...

[@rbvfeehfbudenrj]

L

[@lucasordonez2622]

*"heavy is kil"* *"no"*

[@dragonarchive7443]

This is great XD

[@thissaltyboi1105]

*theres more*

[@ramblinevilmushroom]

watch this at 0.5 speed and just watch the backgrounds. you will not be disappointed. in fact, just pause at every scene transition during your second playthrough. this is what "every frame a painting" in cinematography means.

[@NoVIcE_Source]

I actually love how the line splicing affects spy's delivery on this "I will find him, I will capture him, and noone will ever die aGAIN"

[@NoVIcE_Source]

@Jacob White hey hi ))

[@djorj7983]

"and noone will ever die aGAIN" Two minutes later: hangs self

[@hkh4-onehandedvidya]

Everyone procedes to die

[@ModeratelyCool]

​@@hkh4-onehandedvidyaExcept for Pyro

[@greenishpiss3588]

Holy heck it's the meme mod guy

[@toaster9922]

I said back when this was first made; “This video isn’t even a month old and it’s already a classic.” Now a full goddamn year has passed and it’s become probably one of the greatest TF2 videos ever made.

[@beefybread5769]

Ive watched it everytime i see it in my reccomended.

[@MeesterTweester]

It became an instant fan favorite

[@TheDifferenced]

I watch it 3x a day.

[@lememyaxrex3213]

@@TheDifferenced gotta get your morning brew of randomness

[@jakebeansboy3755]

I think i have it memorized already

[@wiruthewexican]

The dramatic irony of this masterpiece in storytelling is that by the end of it, the Heavy is the only one who is not dead.

[@kaitik5468]

Because it is a good day to not be dead obviousley

[@californiabean7106]

Pyro:

[@HKG4]

@@californiabean7106 Nobody on the red team picked Pyro that round

[@toast2300]

​@@HKG4sounds like heaven

[@salmon-stan]

@@HKG4 Untrue! Pyro can be seen painting in the background at 2:18. And, he doesn't even die :)

[@TheSixerFixer]

"I did it like this" *POW* "That was a joke"

[@ThatGuy-sb8tz]

2:40 That was probably the best use of the flip taunt animation I've ever seen.

[@tunalp7138]

That was hilarious.

[@nqk_0662]

It’s to good

[@likianka2218]

This is beautiful, I dont know why but it is

[@SomeGuyWithABlueMask]

Agreed

[@megakillerx]

ThatGuy 101 Jeffrey Epstein committing “Suicide” in his cell (2019, colourised)

[@elliotgabriel4580]

0:11 "Yes" = "Sandwich" Glad to see the memory of kitty0706 is being kept alive.

[@Spazzycat14]

He inspires us all.

[@Pixelite_]

I think it’s the same text colors too

[@bladewolfdarknight1605]

Too soon... 😢

[@Xorcrupt]

I'm super happy I'm not the only one who caught that!

[@__Gaz__]

Was just about to mention that too

[@TsuNova]

Spy’s suicide backflip could not have been more perfect

[@easiername1853]

And more impact to the video to get suicidal warning for some reason

[@OmegaM3TE0R]

Me after a 10 min match in Tf2 and my team still loses: *"Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself, WATCH AND LEAR-!!!"*

[@somedude3314]

WATCH AND LEAR

[@LuigiRocks2014]

That's probably why the video got Age Restricted

[@lazyasshole]

​@@LuigiRocks2014 and also a n word

[@parker-boy98]

No KZbin, I don't want to k*ll myself, I just want to watch a funny video!

[@shannonrobbins59]

The fact that spy did a backflip before hanging him self is deeply respected

[@Arkalidor]

Watch and learn!

[@DarkSymphony777]

The fact he managed to hang himself while the noose is tied around his stomach is equally amazing

[@Block9354]

Do a flip

[@cosmicklampzy1222]

@@Arkalidor r/cursedcomments

[@r2d2ther2unit7]

Imagine if he did a dab as well

[@nestumb6614]

This is like a group of old people with Alzheimer playing clue

[@gregoriogalindo2512]

😂😂😂

[@Genweirdo]

This is very dark. But on the upside This is very true.

[@mr.griley4799]

Nestumb No truer words have been said in a video game comment section

[@michealafton726]

Nestumb lol

[@ZorotheGallade]

This video predicted AI Dungeon

[@TheMadRatKing]

This man just backflipped off a chair and hung himself, perfect 10

[@Kookii]

That’s how I wanna go

[@soup6381]

He didn’t use the chair m8

[@AquaGaming1607]

Captain orange Yes he did. It’s just poorly done, because Spies cannot double jump.

[@Hippie-]

I am the 420th like

[@WildPeanuts]

@@nebula5371 wait how are u alive

[@smortboi21]

The plot twist of engineer being the murderer was really well done! I had absolutely zero suspicion of him being the murderer at the start of this amazing movie!

[@prestongarvey4396]

I love how confidently Demoman says that he killed heavy, and then proceeds to demonstrate how he did it. Edit: Thanks for the likes. Every like means a settlement that I'll help myself. (So far I have to help over 2,000 settlements)

[@sayori9536]

I love when you are not saying ''There's a settlement that needs your help, I'll mark it on your map.''

[@prestongarvey4396]

@@sayori9536 Another settlement needs our help. I'll mark in on your map. Go see what they need,

[@iprobablyknowyou2713]

Your not the real Preston

[@prestongarvey4396]

@@iprobablyknowyou2713 Oh yeah? What makes you say that?

[@martinarratia2975]

Mental joke lads

[@wojtekpolska1013]

0:25 Two Demomans walking away with sniper's car 0:27 Two Demomans coming back with bunch of money

[@rosalierangas2838]

I get it, at the 0:25 You know the meme? 4 guys holding the coffin, and dance, so they call the meme, coffin dance

[@rosalierangas2838]

And i get it again two demomans getting snipers car and sell it so they have a bunch of money

[@rosalierangas2838]

@RyanLuke Da Pikazard X k

[@masterhbh2158]

wojtekpolska pawned his car oof

[@DoomIsReallyEpic]

antione predicted coffin dance

[@alphabulblax1649]

I love how everyone just unconsciously agreed that this is a modern KZbin classic. Because it really is.

[@Psydank]

And its not even a year old!

[@cheatsykoopa98]

and a proof TF2's community will never die, the devs are to blame the game isnt as played as it could be

[@racelkatyusha403]

no this is ourube

[@wolfgangkoeppen52]

And if you need to show anyone proof, you can just pull up a comment on reddit

[@Coreruption]

Scout Status: Dead, Cause of death: Scout’s mom. Soldier: Dead, Cause of death: Medic Pyro Status: Alive, Cause: Pyro’s hard to make funny Demoman Status: Dead, Cause: Scottish also being Drunk Heavy Status: Immortal, Cause: Sandvich Engineer Status: Yippee ki yay, Cause: Heavy pressed G Twice on keyboard. Medic Status: Dead, Cause of Death: Healing Scouts is a curse Spy Status: Neck snap, Cause of Death: Flippin Awesome on a rope Sniper Status: Dead, Cause of Death: Whoop dee doh.

[@Glitchy_froggy_is_real]

Real death of ludwig:because of the end of emesis blue

[@heisernsu]

“My professional opinion?” *slams the table* “This shouldn't be age-restricted!"

[@fireeeeyisgone]

tru tho

[@kakpop8963]

Is it?

[@heisernsu]

@@kakpop8963 for me it is

[@thatstupidthomasfan]

@@heisernsu same here

[@4nnb3rl1ght]

Blood, guns and suicide? Not sure that such things would be not age-restricted

[@funnyguy3255]

Why is nobody talking about how the heavy reads a book labeled “How 2 Die” for a split second at the beginning after engineer shoots him.

[@yeetman826]

i had to go in slow motion, but i saw it, and the heavy neck is... hmm. not ok

[@evanhunter6555]

Well he found out

[@funnyguy3255]

Evan Hunter Well he came alive during the last few moments so obviously he’s still a beginner

[@tomikun8057]

I just noticed...

[@christofernelsonodielius9368]

There thomas at 0:24

[@kyvid-d7x]

Who died : Heavy Who is alive : Heavy

[@soldierpiggyplayzbois5397]

Other Heavy

[@bananaboiy1751]

Hevy died twice

[@soldierpiggyplayzbois5397]

@@bananaboiy1751 Yis

[@MentabytesChill]

-that doesn't make sense-

[@warrelambert1988]

'Singing about being alive' it is good day to be not dead!

[@BenIThink]

‘Viewer discretion is advised: the follow content might contain topics related to suicide or self harm’ AINT NO WAY💀💀💀

[@akmiami3637]

I love how the people solving the mystery don’t notice that the engineer is on the opposite team.

[@evelyndelacruz2472]

bruh moment when did this comment got 102 replies

[@JaredTheGoldenGun]

this are when there done being mercenary's

[@potato_fries4754]

*RussianPepsi does what RussianPepsi wants*

[@JaredTheGoldenGun]

@@potato_fries4754 there done with there work there friends now

[@JaredTheGoldenGun]

@@potato_fries4754 why did you change d it

[@sethheusted9021]

You’ll notice that the Engineer is the only one here that is blue, while everyone else is red. Frankly I’m sad they didn’t figure this out before.

[@he3004]

SNEAK 100

[@leaquaspy4344]

They dont judge people based on color.

[@sovietonion._.3888]

Hol up

[@wizardbrick2541]

it took me watching this sfm for the fifth time to notice that

[@oldstoffire]

And demo teamkills with a revolver because he's a Blu spy

[@alliumcepa857]

if i ever kill someone my testimony in courts gonna be “it was a joke, lads”

[@lucho4037]

*laughs*

[@affytapple5309]

I’m sure you’ll win

[@inoskyee]

*laughs in worry*

[@amcc4418]

Dee-do!

[@jennytulls6369]

"I did it like this" *Someone on the jury gets shot*

[@alexpvzplayer6659]

2:12 how am i only now hearing demo say “ough im ded”

[@DLBookTheGamer]

"CRITICAL SHIT!!!"

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

This feels like a shakespeare story where someone is murdered and everyone who tries to find out dies unfortunately except for the spy, who lives long enough to find out the engie killed heavy, then heavy's twin comes in and kills engie, then spy kills himself from how annoying this is. Long story short, this is a tragic comedy where everyone but one main character dies.

[@dabluepittoo-aqua4213]

Nah, that was just Heavy as Engineer complains that he's supposed to be dead.

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

@Weiss Kartoffel frick. You're right

[@dinglechicken1477]

Tbh I don't think demoman died

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

@@dinglechicken1477 yes he did. He died of alcoholic poisoning.

[@ActivistVictor]

It is good day to be, or not to be, not dead!

[@ChibipieKagane]

2:13 The fact Heavy in the background sat up confused after realizing that Demoman just died close to him shouting "I'm dead", somehow made me laugh more

[@Rainy_R]

Man! I didn't notice that!

[@MyHatDefinesMe]

The more times we watch this video, the more we discover how many tiny details are included.

[@PartyRockerOG]

Lmfao I never noticed that

[@venomsnake4204]

Little details counts

[@brentambrielcabigas1086]

critical shit!

[@tricky2910]

This is the animation equivalent of playing murder mystery with a bunch of dementia patients

[@vogonp4287]

Many Among Us matches that I have been in played out exactly like this.

[@robtherealcanonone]

Amogus

[@YoungLeosword]

Or a murder mystery in GMod or SFM? :3

[@sunfizzled7870]

My favourite 18th birthday gift is going onto KZbin and realising I can finally watch this again

[@กฤษดากลิ่นพิกุล]

Fun Fact: The Engineer who kills Heavy are the Blu Engie, and all the eight guys are the Red, but no ones there have note or realize about this. *Perfect Crime Scene*

[@eddyfizio5349]

but theres no pyro

[@กฤษดากลิ่นพิกุล]

@@eddyfizio5349 Ah Shit. I'm forget about it LOL

[@eddyfizio5349]

@@กฤษดากลิ่นพิกุล :D

[@dr.ugly.376]

Pyro is red

[@fennex7575]

@@กฤษดากลิ่นพิกุล the English is DEAD

[@user-me8xl5dk2h]

“How did you know?” “I didn’t” Legendary lines

[@MaliEmpireKing]

On par with “But how did you survive” *shrugs* “I was drunk” From 10000 years of evolution

[@XiaoXiaoMan1123]

"How did you know?" "I didn't. (.......you just told me.)"

[@ultimatewolfgaming4171]

@@XiaoXiaoMan1123 Because you just told me, fox-boy

[@xartinterior8657]

The heavy is ded

[@scout480]

WhoopDe Doo

[@nevfea9439]

Fun Fact: In the comics the engineer is on blu team like in this animation everybody else is on red

[@galegopaulista4564]

That's why I love this movie, it always stays true to the Antoine Delak comics

[@gianlucapanay]

I knew that only because Ive watched this video (and its 1000 'heavy is dead but...' copies) like 20 times

[@Dr_Efriend]

Finally some one said it!

[@049withagun7]

Coincidence I think NOT

[@generaltobias3777]

Does that mean all of blu team died but the engineer

[@ehmehsmeh824]

The best part about this video is that there's always something new to notice every re-watch.

[@FunkyPittoo]

“I think it was-“ “SHHH! You are dead” “Ok” *shoves himself into the ground*

[@arandomguy4907]

1:33 Obama Prism

[@TimothyMark7]

*like a true gentlemen*

[@amy_colordrawgacha1442]

Lol

[@timlamb6073]

The close-ups on Demoman drinking his beer is making me uncomfortable

[@redusto4505]

Same

[@zacharycabanie3030]

I agree...

[@jacer445u5]

Agreed 😧

[@upfrontplace0926]

That's the point

[@daavvidd]

Now let’s get back to the point - spy...

[@ccseries]

The backflip from the chair to finish Spy's Self-Hanging was epic.

[@g36k54]

Watch and learn

[@xx-lq7op]

I councord

[@NunoIDN]

Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang my self, watch and learn-

[@g36k54]

@@NunoIDN every time i see that moment it make me laugh like the wey he backlip himself to death

[@deficit06]

One day, if I kill myself, I will try (and fail) to die like that XD

[@georgevasilopoulos5359]

HOLY SHIT ITS NOT RESTRICTED ANYMORE

[@ethanp.796]

This has become the Steamed Hams of the TF2 community.

[@saponso4806]

I agree

[@lillythefennec]

Yes

[@oceanman7176]

*STEAMED TOAST*

[@EpicTyphlosionTV]

Steamed Sandvich

[@oceanman7176]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p4KWZ4WbpctgkLM

[@gojira4life]

>Heavy is dead >Heavy is alive, everyone else is dead Sounds like me following team scramble.

[@goldzero1203]

>I am alive, everyone else is congaing in spawn. My experience with team scramble.

[@ALegendthateatslunchatam]

Demo is alive

[@ALegendthateatslunchatam]

Owh wait he died because of alcohol poisoning

[@54_MSNights]

Heavy used *_uno reverse card_*

[@shayning5367]

Now, I give you the 1000th like

[@raumple]

2:39 me when i say “you too” back to a waiter that said “enjoy your meal”

[@keltonorchard6625]

Relatable

[@Propain4eva]

When you go for a handshake and they give a high five

[@WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD]

Yusuf Hussein that’s MLG.

[@deadiggy7920]

Me when I say "good" to the Walmart employee that really doesn't give a damn

[@evaakhtar]

Lol 😂

[@janberkemeier7406]

Imagining this being played on a stage works surprisingly well

[@Borgmatha1027]

Spy: "No one will ever die again!" *two minutes later* Spy: "OfF tO hAnG MySeLf!"

[@Addictedcoolmos]

what about the other guy who got shot?

[@alexanderdominguez1115]

Watch and lear-

[@missioncontrol4662]

I am aliVEE

[@jjm6715]

Yes this is stupid

[@tariqshort4025]

XD

[@simulacrumdei6462]

“that heavy is dead?“ “YES!“ *slams table* “HE DIED!“ *shocked noises*

[@TheDman131]

*surprise Pikachu face*

[@Maverickslayer744]

:O

[@pillswithsunglasses]

INCOMEING

[@trevorjamieson8892]

*HAUS HAUS! MOVE NOW!*

[@paulfrancistorres7144]

*Kisses Heavy* Oh hah ha ha, Heavy feel- *OOF*

[@fowl3799]

2:40 There is just something so cursed about someone's last words being "watch and learn" before backflipping into hanging themselves that I can't help but get into hysterics everytime I hear it. Truly genius

[@Janfon1]

This is going to be so popular with "depression memes" community to a point where they'll burn it to the ground

[@RuckusHuckusYT]

now thats what I call an epic gamer move

[@Spazzycat14]

The backflipping off a chair is the extra flair that we needed.

[@UndeadGhostGirl]

That honestly never even hit me till I read this.

[@the_Red_Star]

now I gotta abuse the shit out of that gif before it stops being funny, which by the same token will make it unfunny a lot faster

[@FaisalAlmaghari-yh8fh]

"The heavy is dead" my fat friend honest reaction: 0:28

[@epically904]

I just realized that the "sandvich" translation for Heavy saying yes is a throwback to an old production called Team Fabulous 2

[@f2progamer80]

Yeah...here's an f...

[@thepartyrockpolice1975]

F

[@epically904]

Am now realizing that either someone outright stole my comment, or had the same idea.

[@youdontcare2312]

Lest wait for the team fabulous 2 reanimated

[@arandominternetman5032]

Woah woah woah.... lemme get this straight... You J U S T ? !

[@KatloverrFohDahWinandStuff]

*Man overcomes Death by sheer force of NO U, 2019 colorized*

[@Box-O-Soldier]

This is... *Requiem.*

[@twelve9531]

Your profile picture... I used to use that on steam, it was a painted version in one of the pfp it gives you

[@farimer1232]

“The Heavy is dead!” “We know!” “Who killed him?” “We don’t know!” Idk why that just cracks me up. His frustrated tone doesn’t change at all.

[@furyfossil4407]

"I will find clues!" *sniffs around for clues* "What's that? A weapon?"

[@memematt5899]

@@furyfossil4407 "That thing is why the heavy is DEAD!" "THEY HEAVY IS DEAD?"

[@furyfossil4407]

@@memematt5899 "Yes!" *slams table* "HE DIED!"

[@williamckinley]

Weh knowh! Weh down't knowh!

[@beadsontotes767]

@@furyfossil4407 AHH!! AHH!! AHH!!

[@olivermensinger6022]

Interesting last words there: It is good day to be not dead.