Delightful Kissboy reads random Wikipedia articles (certified slop)

[@Smallpriest]

0:00 Intro 1:40 Power Trio 3:29 South Fork Clackamas River 10:15 The Jarmels 13:18 Attractions and events in Louisville Metropolitan Area (1st Veto used) 13:40 Suma Park Dam (suma balls) 17:01 Barkley (surname) 20:15 Haluzice (Zlín District) 21:43 something happened 22:46 Rhode Makoumbou 25:40 Feliks Baranski (RIP) 27:07 Louse-feeder (got sidetracked) 27:43 Best part (trust me) 28:31 timer paused + 2 mins 30:53 timer resumed 31:02 Spanish campaign medal (2nd Veto used) 33:16 2020 Mackay cutters season 34:36 Wiercien Duzy (2nd best part) 35:22 General Joseph Colton (last one) 41:51 Goofy ahh voice 50:00 Outro gg

[@260Xander]

Turns out, I fucking love slop

[@faithsspam]

oh hell yeah, slightly monotonous DKB talking without the vaguely stressful music of BSR lmfao

[@hughmann4142]

Data cognition complete. Estimated retention rate: ~7%. Awaiting further input.

[@aichchaich]

Viewers yearn for the slop

[@jamie-m1e]

10/10 would take this over lofi anime study music or whatever the hell youtube pushes

[@JoeMama-j7x]

This might be my favorite video yet Joyus SlopMasculina.

[@araanimations]

You're proving him right, man

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

GIVE ME MORE SLOP READ KHAJIIT LORE TO ME FOR HOURS

[@LittOnTheFifty]

DKB reading Infinite Jest would be a 360 slam dunk with two hands 😂

[@jaccquee8664]

Now this is the kind of content I subscribe for

[@gilgameshlxi]

Part 2 when? 👀

[@Turvy-]

Not me getting fucking jumpscared as a louisville resident by the "list of recreational activities in the louisville metropolitan area." 😭

[@GoblinoAlaMode]

Oh hell yeah, Christmas came early 🎉 thanks DKB

[@iGetPoints]

legend

[@slimeinc.3822]

When you get to the 30 minute mark and see there's still 20 minutes of video left

[@FlashOfAsh]

the amicable smoochlad: 30 minute timer The video: 1 hour take it or leave it

[@bluemars5305]

bro did something with this one

[@MaddMan621]

This is actually fantastic sleep content as I lie awake with the sunday scaries here at 2 AM, thank you for this ASL

[@Eric-c8r2y]

21:39 nahhhhh😭

[@Turvy-]

Alright gamers what was better: the batshit insane lice vaccine segment or the g GI:Joe lore deep dive, particularly the transformers crossover-

[@Smallpriest]

Gotta be the lice, that shits crazy

[@quinnwherley6124]

I didn't know I needed this, but here we are

[@nokkonokko]

I love how his voice changes when he starts listing items. also PNW victory I'd read that article about the South Fork Clackamas River unironically

[@Finrow1]

Slop has never been better!

[@NikkiJakey]

I had no idea I needed this

[@HANDLEOFPROFILE]

listening to this in economics class because it is superior education

[@slimeinc.3822]

Delightful Slopboy

[@araanimations]

See, it works because you remind me of flipping to National Geographic and receiving ambiance on nature/historic events.

[@UntoTheBreach24]

Not more than 10 minutes in, this video will have at least a small impact on the music industry. Certainly a few nice comments left on any KZbin videos for the Power Trio and The Jarmels. Perhaps even the formation of a sludge metal band called Cannabolus (if it doesn't already exist).

[@Actimel730]

put this on as background sounds while working. totally zoned out and didnt payed any attention lol do more of these where you just calmly talk about whatever. and one time just scream. like not yelling, just scream randomly to scare the shit out of people who might fall asleep to this or have it on as background

[@horrormanCZ]

honestly, yeah it WOULD be a boring ass video if somebody else was reading it. you have that calming markiplier voice i might seriously use this as white noise for sleeping lmao

[@Rosemary_Benson]

thank you for the slop

[@himethisisme]

This was fucking intolerable, but I appreciate that you did some riffing on the articles to try and help us out.

[@panofnoodlez1377]

Yeah I'll listen to this at 1:28 in the morning

[@tiddlywinks497]

The Clackamas page was so boring that I fell asleep to it

[@mikewagner2299]

Could listen to DKB reading War and Peace

[@HopeSkull928]

i can listen to you reading FNAF lore, proof me wrong

[@notjustblank]

100 views in an hour... you know when you look at a piece of art and say "I could do that"?

[@MrKrupet]

wow

[@phantom-ri2tg]

I'd say this was a success. Now do a version on a channel that actually has viewers :D.

[@AmicableSmoochlad]

Lol ngl don't really care if this type of vid gets a lot of views, just happy that ppl who seem to enjoy it are able to find it haha

[@phantom-ri2tg]

@@AmicableSmoochlad I was saying on a channel with viewers to tro-I mean spread the love and content to even more people. Really I just think it would be funny for a channel with a ton of subscribers to see a video like this out of the blue.

[@ww4830]

It is my belief that people will watch anything. Including me lol

[@Orcram]

your voice sounds similar to socialism for all who makes really good audio books so I can listen to you read for a very long time.

[@Mrxholax]

Can the whole thing have the voice from 41:51-49:00 next time? 😂

[@smartestdudeofalltime]

what

[@yoppyyoppy6794]

10:37 DKB is a De La Soul skit hater, unsubscribed