Delusional Cop Panics Over Acorn Falling

[@dantederi5062]

Squirrel: "wanna see something crazy?" *drops acorn*

[@maurits4845]

"Let's fuck with this guy" 🐿️

[@JesusFreak8824]

You mean "see something nutz?"

[@eddiebailey7404]

haha 😂

[@theawesomeali8834]

LMFAO crazy

[@charlieschuder9976]

@@JesusFreak8824 Squirrel #1: "What do you call nuts mounted on a wall?" Squirrel #2: "...ummmm...walnuts?" Squirrel #1: "What do you call nuts mounted on a chest?" Squirrel #2: "Chestnuts!" Squirrel #1: "Right! So what do you call nuts mounted on a police cruiser?" Squirrel #2: "...uhhh..." Squirrel #1: "DEEZ NUTS!"

[@awesomeclown]

The way he screamed “shots fired” and rolled around on the ground screaming is straight out of a South Park episode

[@jarcuadanantus28]

At this rate it will be a south park episode.

[@pinheadlarry3605]

South Park Creators: Write that down! Write that down!

[@imchase7796]

Imagine being handcuffed just chilling like “damn I’m really getting arrested rn” and you hear “SHOTS FIRED” and hear bullets ricocheted around you 😂

[@kaylahannon5469]

frr

[@CPoston420]

"He's coming right for us!" lmao

[@iswipergosnipin8656]

The sharp pain in the cop's chest from doing physical activity for the first time made him think he was shot.

[@Oswald_Thatendswald]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HKNative217]

Mistook a accidental fart for a gunshot 😂

[@LunarEleven]

I almost laughed but then I remembered how slow & labored those rolls were. Now I'm just mad. This man has chest pains just rolling out of bed. Zero standards for cops in this country.

[@RyderDunei]

Not even memeing, after his sick combat roll combo, he takes a knee to fire and then falls over as he tried to stand up, I think his knee cracked as he stood up and he though he got shot, what a goober

[@Cenentury0941]

@@Trombobrer So was the ptsd from an acorn or a walnut?

[@santiagobustos7579]

I think is really important to mention that they fucking patted him down before putting him in the car , so they knew he did not have a weapon, big enough to have had a suppresor and he was in fucking cuffs. that's just batshit insane

[@John-hy6qz]

Do you know what a prison wallet is?

[@santiagobustos7579]

@@John-hy6qz lol

[@Dell-ol6hb]

@@John-hy6qz how tf would he get an entire handgun with suppressor out of his ass, and while being cuffed?

[@John-hy6qz]

@@Dell-ol6hb when you are in prison for an extended period of time your anal muscles get a lot looser and you tend to be able to fit things up there

[@FlamingNinjaBoi]

@@John-hy6qz You watch too much TV, brother.

[@slugcult1973]

The cop resigned without being arrested. However the acorn was collected and may face charges of menacing.

[@weeradge5771]

That Acorn, sadly, will never see the light of day again 😔

[@orbitaloutcast9878]

This comment is gold

[@tweevers2]

I am now picturing a lonely little acorn being strapped to a chair in a dark cement empty room under miles of Earth. Miles out in the desert in a hidden base.Forever locked away and forgotten about.Where know one can hear its acorn screams and cries.

[@kruletee6176]

understandably.

[@Birdleyyt]

What a beautifully terrifying image to imagine​@@tweevers2

[@viteska505buzimska]

Now I respect Rockstar for making realistic cops in gta v, they were just ahead of their time.

[@mrstarfish]

Nooo 🤣 🤣

[@Person01234]

No, they weren't. People are acting like america just woke up today and this is the first instance of a cop losing their shit over literally nothing and opening fire recklessly. This happens all the time and has been for a long time. Rockstar weren't "ahead of their time", liberals like yourself are just living in a delusion.

[@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn]

LMFAO. I remember one time, I was in my car, and a police car was chasing someone and the police crashed into ME, then I got one star cuz they crashed into me, then started chasing me 😭

[@stopthismadnessinthenameofking]

​@@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrnsan andreas in a nutshell 😭

[@Fei-Chan]

@@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn I played Liberty City and one time a mugger stole my car, there was a traffic ahead so I easily took it back. I got one star because of that wth lol

[@bigboy3640]

imagine being that poor man inside the cruiser, getting shot at and then seeing the man who nearly killed you rolling around on the ground screaming “IM HIT IM HIT!” must’ve been the most out of touch experience

[@pneumon6990]

Bro was getting shot by

[@Maximumblaze]

its never been more easy to become a millionaire in america

[@thatlaxbro]

This criminal became a millionaire in one simple step

[@ethanlight1833]

Not you feeling sympathetic for a guy who was just beating his girlfriend

[@jorascorpse]

@@pneumon6990😂😂😂underrated

[@Sagethegay]

Wait till bro finds out about hail 💀😭

[@Nitewolfeee]

Funniest shit I've heard all day

[@Qui-GonJinn1234]

Bro will probably call in the whole police force

[@Owlofacity]

That's when the SWAT team gets called

[@xdario10]

Hahahaha

[@tonyssimsworld5437]

OH SHIT WERE ALL DOOMED

[@PieaterProducts]

Not only was he firing at a detained civilian for no reason, but he was also firing toward his own partner.

[@jakebourassa]

Yeah when he said he was hit, I assumed his partner shot him through the car lmao. Fuckin all his training went out the window in that instant

[@clutchbbq4599]

@@jakebourassapretty sure he said he was shot from pain from those goofy rolls and out of breath lol

[@SarahNGeti]

He watched "Predator" too many times. Shooting invisible enemies 😮😅

[@dr_popcorn]

​@jakebourassa what window? he shot all the glass out 😂

[@DaSheepKiller]

@@jakebourassabold of you to assume he had training

[@IskeletuBr]

If his ptsd is real it is even MORE reason to not leave this guy with a gun, I can't believe they thought that was a good excuse

[@Chonkems]

My guess is the department doesn't have a psychologist. They're expensive, and people would rather defund the police than do anything good.

[@andrescd9327]

​@@Chonkemsit's more like they don't care. They got more than enough funding, but they prefer to spend said finding in pseudo military gear.

[@dustydeemer8347]

what a mental loophole you just hopped through​@@Chonkems

[@AkomishTiddies]

In some countries post-war PTSD is considered a huge advantage for military and especially police jobs, it "makes authorities more efficient"

[@noonenowhere877]

Police don’t put people with PTSD or other issues on leave they just move them around to other departments.

[@barcodebear]

Dude emptied his magazine into a street with kids for absolutely no reason, fucking insane

[@Noctulify]

Don't translate.... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु

[@charlyyyyyyyyyy]

literally, i can’t even hear the acorn

[@thecultofcaged]

​@@charlyyyyyyyyyy you are deaf then

[@RobbieStacks90]

Don't be a Darren. The kids were nowhere near the line of fire.

[@thirtyred7091]

@@charlyyyyyyyyyy I guess it’s the noise exactly at 0:51 lol

[@TornEars]

In the original video the girlfriend of the person in the car is screaming and crying in the background. Absolutely breaks my heart.

[@Eggshd]

Nah. She called the cops on him

[@Abcdefg-tf7cu]

​@@Eggshd Even if she called the cops on him, she still wouldn't want them to fire 30 rounds at him. Do you think everyone is out for blood at all times?

[@Kooczsi]

@@Abcdefg-tf7cu thank you for saying this. People are so delusional nowadays, most people literally sound like sociopaths when commenting on situations like these

[@Dalton_Boardman2000]

If he died from this idiot's mistake she'd very likely blame herself for calling the cops in the first place. This maniac is way more dangerous to society than a guy who just stole a car. These guys are supposed to protect people, not murder their loved ones.

[@MapleLeaf21]

@@Abcdefg-tf7cu she literally lied to the cops and told them he had a gun when he didn’t. She was trying to get that man killed by saying that whether she liked it or not because that was what put the cops on high alert.

[@csguy3223]

My aunt is a retired cop and her first comment was “what the fuck is wrong with this guy? Does he have PTSD?” She also pointed out he’s just wildly shooting into a neighborhood. This guy is a menace and nobody should have ever made him a cop.

[@fart63]

It’s crazy how little screening is done before they give someone a badge

[@michaelbuto305]

@@fart63 Probably because how few people actually want to be a cop ? Idk, America with their full of freedom of rights is kind of headache for Field COP to actually have real gratification in their work. Its like they see people abused Freedom too much

[@mockingbird4346]

​@@michaelbuto305 Yeah, no. It's because the police union implemented restrictions on the screening done to allow someone to become a cop, as well as requiring below average IQ. The reason they do this is because intelligent officers are more likely to question the fraternity mindset that allows them to keep crimes under cover.

[@LittleKentuckyFilms]

@@fart63they screen out the smart ones. they want the stupid and mentally unstable ones because they're less likely to question the fucked up antics they carry out

[@RESURGAM.]

​@@michaelbuto305the whole police system has been corrupt for decades. there are so many shitty cops, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people wouldn't want to even be associated

[@XxTheKingllxX]

Acorn casings were discovered at the scene. Squirrel remains at large. Suspect is described as having large eyes and a bushy tail. Citizens are encouraged not approach as the suspect is considered armed and dangerous.

[@Panceggs]

0 comments and 128 likes im going to be the fi- shut the fukk up

[@dracodracarys2339]

conker's having a bad fur day

[@vascomuijsers1453]

🤣🤣🤣

[@urbad411]

Bro just copied that comment straight from the original video

[@xLeafs2012x]

​@@urbad411 literally the exact copy and paste 😂😂

[@alana1835]

i just can’t even process how insanely humiliating this is for him to scream “IM HIT IM HIT” while unloading a pistol into his own squad car because of an ACORN

[@gokublack4211]

Have u never watched Policeactivity?!? , you'd understand if u did

[@thegreatpapyrus2306]

@@gokublack4211Most Police officers aren’t this delusional. How this one got hired in the first place, however, is a mystery to us all I’m sure.

[@SpeculativeDust]

​@gokublack4211 he yelled "I'm hit, Shots fired" lmaoo what a loser.

[@Draveyarg]

the reply of a blatant "what"

[@timthefosterdad]

You're not on fire Ricky Bobby!

[@minksopro]

The other officer running toward the car then saying “what where is he?” Before mag dumping blindly is crazier

[@grzyb11]

both of them just doing suppressive fire

[@chrissixtytwix]

​@@grzyb11Bro suppressive fire against what? The squirrel who accidentally dropped his meal?

[@Aphhi]

then again, she may have not known what was actually going on, she probably thought he was actually shot.

[@chrissixtytwix]

@@Aphhi I still feel she has a sense of hearing, most people would probably discern there was only one set of shots fired, especially cause he yells shots fired but since it's an acorn there wouldn't be anything really audible until he yelled that, it just seems like she's just blindly following his actions which is equally irresponsible as his random shots fired over an acorn dropping.

[@famulanrevengeance3044]

​​@@chrissixtytwix no she heard gunshots coming from an area. it's not possible to discern who is shooting, sound doesn't tell you who is making it and can easily deceive you. If someone is in a firefight and claims to have been shot you are not gonna waddle around looking for clues. you cannot second guess your partner in a fight to the death. if you hesitate in a firefight you will die and put others at risk. the cop who magdumped over a single noise is at fault.

[@waddles8927]

Bro that acorn must've rolled a nat 20 on deception

[@OmniscientWarrior]

And high on damage. I'ven't seen acorns stop parts of a person's body from working since Willow, the movie

[@Hugealligator254]

Acorn used prestidigitation

[@DaRkLoRd-rc5yu]

Or he rolled a critical failure on his perception

[@King_of_Calcium]

Love DnD jokes.

[@Revenant-oq9ts]

It was nuts.

[@alextasarov1341]

New cop training added: Throwing acorn at car. Cop is blindfolded and must tell the difference between acorn and a gun being fired next to him. 🤣

[@mee2556]

Brilliant, i like it

[@IMINSIDEYOURMUM]

There was actually a time where some pissy IT guys at the Seattle PD fell out of their chairs, and got so (literally) butt hurt about it that they convinced the PD to mandate “seat training.”

[@alextasarov1341]

@@IMINSIDEYOURMUM you mean a class about how to use your butt? Nice! Sounds like Seattle 🤣

[@TheBinklemNetwork]

"we've got the best men. We've trained them to be able to tell the difference between a gunshot and an acorn." You guys can't tell the difference already?

[@IMINSIDEYOURMUM]

@@alextasarov1341 Yes lol

[@LittleWasp129]

That Acorn needs to be put into a museum because of the event it caused. Truly a historical item.

[@Yas768]

Ngl this comment made me laugh 😂😂😂

[@anothermiddleschoolburnout8816]

In a different timeline this could have been a Boston Massacre

[@anothermiddleschoolburnout8816]

In a different timeline this could have been a Boston Massacre

[@eldritchbidoof]

just imagine this guy at the beginning of a hail storm lmfao

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

And people say a butterfly can't alter the future in significant ways

[@thanossmith1126]

That "what" felt like an actor breaking character 1:50

[@DaffyDick]

“What?” AUHUGUHGUAH!!!

[@tenshi6293]

aughwua

[@itsshrimp91]

​@@tenshi6293 "IMHITINEEDTHACARIBEENSHOTAHHH."

[@Conman_57]

​@@itsshrimp91"INEEDACAR! AAHHH!"

[@ilikedanhp9651]

"what?............ DHRHHEBAAAEJJR"

[@CerealKIllaDoky]

Bro did 2 full darksouls rolls while yelling shots fired hillarious lmfao

[@dieortriumph]

💀💀💀💀

[@heppelhopv2]

@@dieortriumph the person In the backseat possibly

[@kurisechan88]

Fat rolling like a noob

[@Hohepunkt]

@@heppelhopv2 amazing comment haha

[@66maybe66]

Literal panic rolling.

[@proto_life_2003]

“There’s a level of stupidity where you become a genuine threat” - Charlie 2022

[@ShaniaT.]

2022?

[@NickSaysHenlo]

​@@ShaniaT.Don't blame him, I'm still processing it.

[@opera8479]

not stupidy he has PTSD and would not be in service if he knew

[@Blackpillinduced]

​@@opera8479It's mostly stupidity.

[@opera8479]

@@Blackpillinduced he is having a bloody panic attack, symptom he got for serving your ass, he does not have a bloody history of going around shooting and asking for backup, yall Americans are weird people, the guy serves, gets ptsd, has a literal attack, the entire country piles up to trash the guy. that is why 25% of your war veterans are literally homeless.

[@StewCrew72]

A man can have an accidental discharge and be charged with a felony, this guy mag dumps towards somebody for no reason and walks away with no charges

[@Kindly_1]

Welcome to life if it was fair it wouldn’t be what it is

[@DerexWolfheart]

@@Kindly_1”if it were this then it wouldnt be what it already is” just said a whole lotta nothing lmfao “wow so woke what a smart individual”, is that what u wanted?😂

[@wildwyatxbox]

@@DerexWolfheart What are you yapping about

[@DerexWolfheart]

@@wildwyatxbox who asked u?

[@wildwyatxbox]

@@DerexWolfheart Who asked you to start yapping?

[@joebush9460]

The partners reaction doubles down on how poorly trained they are. Two cops emptying their magazines at something they cant even see in a residential area with kids around. It isnt just unacceptable its a literal criminal act. Every citizen should have come out and apprehended both of these cops and held them there til sherriffs arrived. Im dead serious too the people need to start taking control over this.

[@philmur18]

Not safe. The cop obviously wasn't in his right mind. Civilians trying to intervene could wind up dead

[@BlisaBLisa]

yeah jesus christ how the hell do they think theyre making things safer by acting like this

[@ImmortalNidhogg]

People are too comfortable.

[@hjomnk4056]

the fact he says "im hit" after the acorn is actually mad

[@Noctulify]

Don't translate.... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु

[@jagheterhopp]

@@Noctulify Don't worry. Nobody cares

[@powercathat271]

Finish the video b4 u start yappin 💀

[@dereonhall8264]

He probably thought he didn’t feel it because of adrenaline

[@OnlyExorn]

The acorn got hands 💀these new lab experiments be crazy

[@DsTslylee]

Bro got into a firefight with a squirrel 😂😂

[@Noctulify]

Don't translate.... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु

[@CareForEmAll]

Bros just like me during grow season 😂

[@Kaffar2006]

@@Noctulifyshit up

[@OnlyExorn]

Nah y’all too funny

[@davehedgehog9795]

@@Noctulify Not getting enough attention.... sigh.

[@MO99ED]

“IVE BEEN SHOT, ÆUAHGUAHHAUGGFD” sounds like crazy Dave from PVZ lmao 💀

[@ManOfSteel-1945]

True

[@tredaviousbowser7931]

He clearly has PTSD. Don’t get how this is funny. Now the pd will have to pay out to the arrestee using tax dollars. No one wins here

[@mqwrz]

@@tredaviousbowser7931shut up

[@MO99ED]

@@tredaviousbowser7931 womp womp

[@tredaviousbowser7931]

@@MO99ED I guess stating facts of how this sucks for everyone is disagreeable for some reason

[@19LG99]

Cop's fired! Cop's fired!!!

[@TheGelatinousSnake]

“I’m hit.. I’m hit” this guy is a danger to society and should not have a gun and a badge.

[@omnipresentsnowflake4698]

he's literally larping for funsies while sending murder beams like they do nothing

[@kaloyanvasilev3201]

He got fired

[@Shejneiejeifj]

@@kaloyanvasilev3201no he didn’t he resigned

[@TheGelatinousSnake]

@@kaloyanvasilev3201 allowed to retire, tomato/tomato

[@kaloyanvasilev3201]

@@Shejneiejeifj oh mb

[@accomplishedbelt7hollowsno21]

This cop acts like he's undergoing a schizophrenic episode while putting an actual person at risk, good lord.

[@allenseeallendo5844]

At risk is an understatement he tried to murder that guy almost shot his partner and who know how many people in the homes he almost killed. Absolutely wild.

[@dezh81guy93]

well schizophrenia is what it takes to be a cop in USA

[@swamp-yankee]

@@dezh81guy93naw just a GED

[@DavidSmolej]

@@dezh81guy93 All fun and games until it touches your family circle, would typing very differently mate

[@MAX-de8fe]

The line between cops and criminals is way too blurred. They walk around like gangs who are above the law. They almost never go to prison for committing crimes. Why are they held to a lower standard than the people they put in prison? ANY OTHER PERSON WOULD BE PUT IN JAIL FOR UNLOADING THEIR GUN IN A NEIGHBORHOOD. They are creating the tension that they fear. Every cop I know has a few shady stories where they felt comfortable breaking protocol because they know cops are tight with each other and their victims are too poor to prosecute. The whole culture has to change. They need power taken from them. @@allenseeallendo5844

[@YourFriendRyan.]

Bro fought the air and lost 💀

[@SalvionOW]

💀

[@nobuns4sale]

Bruh🗿😂🤣💀

[@randomshittutorials]

Bro is bro.

[@Joanlow1440p]

GTA needs to put this as a side quest 😂

[@CobbleBompster]

“Bro” “💀”

[@typical_tupolev3924]

PTSD is not an excuse. If you have PTSD and are this unstable, you should not be a cop lmao

[@foxmacnamara8809]

WOW. I know PTSD, I know it well. PTSD or no PTSD. This cop is 100% unfit for duty. Whomever cleared him for duty, or the psyche exam process COMPLETELY failed here. Absolutely terrifying. Unreal.

[@Oakleyyz]

And if he had this severe of PTSD he shouldn't be on Cop duty, he should be getting therapy

[@xxsnowninja2896]

​@@Oakleyyz and fat dosages of medication with a pair of grippy socks

[@some1csgo]

It's whoever not whomever in this case

[@jay1724]

What psyche exam?

[@eagle56786]

he was in the military, but experienced zero combat and has never been shot, by his own admission. PTSD maybe but from what I’ve no clue

[@Gdub33]

This cop is has literally escaped the south park universe. Even down to the noises he makes while crawling around like a baby...

[@rebornvirgin]

he sounds like randy when he got caught using the only computer with internet to jerk off 😂 “ueudhdj it’s ectoplasm”

[@killzilla94]

I swear! Was thinkin of randy doing some stupid BS while making the noises 😂😂😂

[@FluffyDragon]

It's comin right for us!

[@jl6332]

What do you think you sound like when in panic?

[@becsterino]

​@@jl6332 probably not like a person who's looking for a highlight moment of their career

[@asamashii331]

He felt the casing that ejected from his gun hit his clothing and he thought his life was over

[@jzvlogs781]

😂

[@Percpopper44]

His life is over now lol

[@user-uc4de4un2z]

Not really, probably just got 2 weeks paid vacation ​@@Percpopper44

[@cesarcamara4727]

@@Percpopper44its so over! he’s probably getting paid leave and a raise

[@Beaston_125]

Seen this video probably 20 times, and I couldn’t figure out why he thought that he was shot until now, thank you!

[@bootdude7527]

You see, if I fire wildly in a residential area, I'd go to jail

[@raggedclawstarcraft6562]

and this guy not just fired wildly. He fired at a cop's car, with somebody inside, in front of the kids.

[@AveragePakistaniChild]

Bro the pfp 💀

[@sunsaintapollo]

You could've told me that this cop was a sleeper agent and his activation phrase was "acorn hitting ground", and that would make way more sense than this.

[@Facetheblazingfire]

😂😂😂😂😂 top tier comment

[@TheGanjologist]

😂😂 "the acorn hits the ground in Pompeii"

[@LinasSwag]

t

[@andrewvarcoe4741]

Squirrel sleeper agents, when the acorn drops they go nuts....its nuts I know, but its squirrels trying to make sleeper agents and this is the best they can do.

[@ArchangelExile]

Do you mean activation phrase, as in someone has to speak those exact words or activation sounds, as in he'd just have to hear an acorn falling?

[@Loonistrator]

Jesus. Dude was lucky it wasn't a pine cone, he'd have been all "GRENAAAADE!!"

[@thebadplayer2615]

could you imagine a branch falling onto his cruiser

[@halfa_slice]

@@thebadplayer2615 bro would probably think nuclear warfare had ensued

[@AEDANSHELTON]

what if it was a grenade...? oh wait he'd have been all "NUKEEEEEEEE!!"

[@toddpacker4683]

@@halfa_slicethis made me laugh out loud

[@THAMEDIOCREMUSICIAN]

"why are people so scared of the cops?" the cops in question:

[@StoutShako]

"We're the only ones protecting citizens from total anarchy!!! Not the anarchy we commit, mind, but yanno... Other ones!"

[@CGWwoz]

I gotta move out of America😭🙏🏽

[@CapedBojji]

Yeah one interaction from millions a year. Let's not be this stupid.

[@0Doves0]

"We also make sure that bad cops don't get in serious trouble."

[@Yuan-lo3zz]

@@CapedBojji You’re far too naive to understand how idiotic that take it is.

[@NateUnderZion]

The police department: we've conducted an investigation, and naturally, we've fond nothing wrong. Thank youn

[@FortFinesse007]

He got fired

[@capella95]

If I did that as some one with a conceal carry license I would be thrown in jail. It’s absolutely absurd how delusional this cop is.

[@elds2001]

No literally, you'd never see the light of day or touch a gun again. This guy is gonna go home and get a desk job at the department in the next town over 🤩 yay!

[@SpentLast]

Shows you the special treatment of gov slave's

[@fart63]

@@elds2001never see the light of day? You might get a few years in prison… depends on the state you’re in

[@theratking14]

​@@fart63It is hyperbole, but an attempted murder sentence can hold up to 20 years. You could also be put in a mental facility.

[@elias1670]

@DoxxxxingPenguins0lol which commenter is that

[@milkwater4373]

Bro was literally roleplaying by himself, how the hell was he "shot" 😭😭😭😭

[@justdraw8643]

Bro fought thin air and lost

[@redude12]

he crawled and he hit his knee, and fck3r thought he was shot

[@urgae9125]

@@redude12probably had his heart spike from doing those rolls, too

[@Random-sk6hm]

His heartbeat was raised from doing physical activity for the first time and he mistook the pain for a bullet

[@georgeguettler9220]

I read an article that tried to "explain" his actions. It talked about how he believed he was hit with a silenced weapon because his "legs went numb" after he heard the shot, that he was a decorated veteran and that department had some confrontations recently that put him on edge. Now lady's and gentleman what does that sound like? If you answered "the dude had a fucking panic attack and unloaded his weapon at an unarmed civilian" then you're right! Well I'm sympathetic to panic disorders, suffering one myself, the difference is I'm not always armed. It's weird to say but we're actually lucky it happened the way it did. For whatever reason the officer clearly didn't have a firm hold on his mental state and this incident clearly shows that. No one got hurt and I hope the officer can get counseling but he should NOT continue to serve on any sort of armed force. It's obvious he's gone past the point of stability if this is how he reacts to things that panic him.

[@danielthemaniel7934]

The cop actually made a statement talking about his PTSD. The acorn falling gave him flashbacks from fighting in Squirreld War II

[@TehSeksyManz]

Nutshell shocked for sure

[@Draxy009]

Afghanistan actually

[@CountChrisdo]

Lmfao

[@onevhtc26]

had me in the first half

[@oldtimersniper560]

​@hydrakz6836 If he has ptsd and shits it from an acorn, should he have a gun 🤔

[@scottstockle1andonly]

How many people would be dead if an acorn had almost hit him in a crowd?

[@korkukokusu8311]

19

[@M3TAH34D]

​@@korkukokusu8311 -00"

[@captaindc3889]

Chicken Little:

[@bababababababa6124]

That one lil dude from ice age:

[@goldeneagle7517]

That’s what I was thinking 😂

[@blondedddzo]

I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THIS!!

[@wheresprototype3507]

I wish I thought of this

[@dashx1]

Top chicken little moments of all time

[@charlieuetz2539]

Now I can never say “that was the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen” because truly nothing will ever top this

[@foregroundeclipse8725]

True 😅

[@alexzanderblough6264]

Well dont jink it. The universe tends to find ways to prove things like that wrong.

[@ssc3360]

Surely, right?

[@randomshittutorials]

A clear example video of why I dislike Pinguinz0 less and less by the day.. I love him ridiculing people, and the repercussions for this cop SHOULD be real, as this behavior is undesirable, AND it blew up for a reason, but it's just painful to hear this dumb@s$ commentary by some Gamer pu$sY who clearly never did anything besides ridicule people who are actually out there in the world. And I'm about to leave a reddit paragraph on it cuz this should be understood. Real life is not like a video game. If you are a real life cop and you assume a shot has been fired directly at you, (yes it was an object hitting the car next to him), there IS NO time to second guess yourself.. This isn't a videogame, you will die unless you take instant action, and roll away. The cop rolling an yelling was the smartest thing he could've done given his percieved situation. Undoubtedly part of his training. The man panics, the nature of being shot means your life could be over in the next 0.5 seconds, so this man follows his training, rolls, yells, and gets ready for retaliation. It's hard to react PERFECTLY when in such danger, and hard to tell how people will truly handle a situation like this until it happens. In this adrenaline filled moment, the cop understood intuitively that his body is rushing with adrenaline, everything hits him all at once and any pain deviation (like smacking his knee hard into the ground), might feel similar to the impact of a bullet. Hard to tell, and he is obviously scared. The shots he fires at first seem like an unforgivable action, after all, there is clearly nobody out there shooting at him, he couldn't have identified an offender with a gun.. It's important here to realize what not many people do: In real life, when you get shot and you can't exactly pinpoint the shooter, it's a life-saving strategy to cover-fire in the direction of the gunfire. In this scenario, the most important thing is that the shooter thinks he MIGHT be spotted, and in the immediate action will also, not take any chances, and take cover, stopping the attack temporarily. This offers the officer time to breathe and collect himself, or identify his surroundings better. Seeing as he knew the shot came from the car he was at, this shooter was (in his mind) extremely close to him, and he had even less time to breathe. Furthermore: given the perceived situation, the shooter must have been behind his car, where the initial shot missed him. There is really only a few things to critique here. 1. Him mistaking an object hitting his car as a gunshot. 2. Him having too little experience or control over his mind during life danger. Let me make this clear. This cop is NOT stupid, but his actions were undesirable, and as a human he is unfit to be on the force for many reasons. Charlie here is always calm-minded, which is why he would DIE in this situation, just as he does in his Lethal Company videos. He dies to every monster once, before he immediately learns to counter them. In real life, there are no second chances. And he himself admits to being an absolute pu$sy in any dangerous situation. Thanks for reading.

[@kansaswolf865]

😁😬😂😇😆😉

[@bravomikefox5449]

“Someone almost died from it” is a gross understatement. He ACTIVELY WAS TRYING TO KILL SOMEONE over it.

[@shlogert]

and would you say that that person almost died, perchance?

[@user-jn3bt3ep3d]

Yea, then he would say " no shot"

[@Hitchcock00Starlet]

Only an understatement if you remove the quote from the context of the video - also known as the rest of the statement.

[@nickphaux]

So...... And stay with me here......They almost died? 😅

[@DrEcho]

I didn't think people actually not understanding the vast difference, the wide gulf between the connotation of both the phrases would make me as sad as it did 🤦🏽

[@tyberiousTem]

How did he think the guy had a gun when he was handcuffed and also patted down💀

[@jacktripper2306]

100% he has the punisher logo as his phone screen saver 😂

[@morgboat744]

(which is sad because Punisher is actually a really good show and completely against fuckheads like this guy)

[@Spidercowyboy]

What about this cop's actions make you say that?

[@sebastian9777]

​@@Spidercowyboybeing a cop

[@TheGringuish12]

being delusional@@Spidercowyboy

[@skellybonz5467]

@@Spidercowyboybecause it’s a funny and ironic stereotype. Cops think he’s cool and shit so they have punisher shirts or screen savers. Funny thing is it’s cops who think that, and the Punisher is kinda known for hating cops cause he thinks they are corrupt and untrustworthy. And he hates those who try and imitate or adopt his logo. So cops are looking up to someone that hates them and disagrees with.

[@SwampOperator]

He should face the exact same consequences as you would if you were walking to your car for work, heard an acorn hit your car, and opened fire in a neighborhood

[@Person01234]

at your child that was sitting in the car waiting for you.

[@lubtv8792]

I think they should actually face harsher charges than a citizen for this kind of shit. Like, they’re supposed to be trained and upholding the law. We’re not. So they need worse punishments.

[@Dell-ol6hb]

he should be in prison for real

[@lenajohnson6179]

Realistically... he has. The penalties for opening fire, so long as you haven't hurt anyone and can clearly demonstrate you had a fear for your life, aren't as stringent as you'd expect... being a cop likely saved him any of the sort of temporary 'detainment' time you'd suffer as a civilian (assuming you have a permit to be carrying the weapon anyhow, which the officer does) but as a civiilain even you wouldn't be IMPRISONED for this, just incarcerated for the few hours to days it takes for the investigation into what happened gets far enough along to deduce that you didn't just try to actively MURDER someone. It's basically a stern talking to and a fairly moderate fine/public disturbance type charge as long as you don't actually shoot someone in your foolishness.

[@aval3e]

@@lenajohnson6179god shut up

[@coltentackett892]

I wish you would have covered the whole video. That officer actually patted down the dude in the car and personally verified he didn't have a gun twice. What an absolute nut job.

[@rdaevi6129]

Not always a foolproof way. Some people can hide makeshift weapons inside their shoes or even inside of them.. but he def had something wrong with him mentally. He should never have been on the job

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

Feel bad for the lady officer. She fired her gun at the car thinking the male officer was actually being shot at from it. She had no idea he was having a psychotic episode because of a freaking acorn.

[@peimari.9191]

lol. Saw what you did there.

[@WestGarbage6]

@@rdaevi6129 Even so, the guy was handcuffed, not to mention I highly doubt anybody on this earth is capable of hiding a magnum in their shoe, or psychotic enough to try and stuff it up their ass.

[@charlieschuder9976]

I was going to ask if he had patted the suspect down before he was placed in the cruiser. Pretty sure it's a terminable offense not to, it's SOP.

[@aquibmohd]

The girl crying in the background sums the horror families go through when their family members are being murdered by cops on duty .

[@WatchWitMe]

This cop has the jitters of an 8 year old chihuahua named "Princess"

[@xxxsoph]

😭😭😭😭

[@TheCpadron19]

"So anyways, I started blastin..."

[@IsThatWhizz]

Best comment right here

[@lindseyyoung9149]

He sure did.

[@ms0824]

Knew it was coming 😂

[@jds8438]

-Danny DeVito approved

[@iceecreme]

"so in a nutshell" 😭😭

[@Itsjustcrab_]

No way 😭😭

[@Gamesterr-]

Pun intended

[@Randomuseridklol]

Yes pun intended

[@truthninja2975]

Ahzerrrrachk!! I feel weird, but I’m good!

[@ygg9888]

It’s a sick world we live in… even acorns have intentions.

[@J_A_Niss]

Bro's an actual south park character; he just yelled *THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR US* and unloaded.

[@aarons6935]

Scuzzlebutt who coincidently enough, was also innocent and harmless. Imagine if this officers name was Stan.

[@kodokuna.]

that’s what I was saying too it’s def some officer barbrady activity

[@doug9359]

“LOOK OUT NED!”

[@Oswald_Thatendswald]

bro straight up 😂 even the way he shouts when he says "I'm hit" sounds like the blubbering noises that Randy Marsh makes 💀

[@peachy_lili]

exactly, the 'I'm hit' and the Murloc sounds were all some South Park in real life kind of stuff

[@RhiannonSmudge]

An acorn: the most pitiful *ta-tink* sound you’ve ever heard A gunshot: the loudest bang that pierces your ears and echoes throughout the neighborhood The cop: “oh yeah, they totally sound alike“

[@doublej3369]

I'm not defending the guy, the sound is still not even anywhere near similar, but to be fair he did say it sounded like a SILENCED weapon

[@ricoanderson6626]

​@@doublej3369 How often do shootings even happen with silencers on the gun?

[@logan8963]

​@@doublej3369you can hear *suppressed* shots from up to 500 yards away. *suppressors* don't turn gunshots into pewpews like in movies. goddamn.

[@chonk5174]

@@logan8963close range lots of hand guns can be pretty quiet, you can hear it from a large distance but it’s still pretty silent.

[@archthearchvile]

​@@logan8963You're being too nice to him. Dudes just braindead.

[@liamschiller6654]

this is what our taxes go to: a cop fighting an acorn and still fucking losing

[@jorge9142011]

Bruh. Your tax's is funding a war over seas and illegals coming in. Your tax doesnr even fund the damn cops no more. They got cutt off. Everyone police state.

[@pinklefoo]

Most cops are cowards that protect each other. They couldn't get away with a quarter of the BS they do if even half of all cops were "good cops." It's systemic and by design. They are hired to be boots on the neck, not to protect and serve.

[@alanacos6947]

😂🤣😂🤣This is why the aliens will never show up

[@omarimus2260]

This reminds me of a video of a bunch of fbi agents in an armoured truck. The truck hit a speed bump and one of the agents fell into the middle of the road, shot pepper spray all around himself and the wind blew the pepper spray back in his face and incapacitated him

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

That sounds like a comedy sketch.

[@jaymethomas5170]

Where can i find the video?

[@omarimus2260]

@@jaymethomas5170 I think I the clip in a Fact Fiend video or something, I couldn't find it again but it's out there

[@mnemosftb]

My 3 year old niece will sometimes pretend that her sister hurt her to get her into trouble. Never thought I'd see the day an actual officer of the law did the same thing.

[@kiyokumabear]

Really? They've done it for decades. I've seen a video of 2 officers wrestling a guy, and one officer shoots his partner in the leg. Shoots the guy in the back twice and kills him (despite him being subdued and unarmed to begin with). 99% sure that officer is still gainfully employed, too...

[@DHxJarsyl]

facts@@kiyokumabear

[@Ayo601]

@@kiyokumabearwas that the case from South Carolina?

[@FOADa6c6a6b]

Well the average intelligence of a cop isn't far off from that of a 3 year old.

[@DHxJarsyl]

This is an insult to children and dumb people. Most of their mistakes don't get people killed.@@FOADa6c6a6b

[@swishy1260]

New fear unlocked, being in a cop car while an acorn falls on top of it

[@nicolegroves6880]

This comment made me laugh so hard. 😂

[@myheartbelongstowhat]

LMAOOOO

[@calus_bath_water]

New fear unlocked: being near a cop car whilst in America

[@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling]

@@calus_bath_waterNew Year 2024 🥳🥳🥳

[@supagreatman2826]

😮​@@calus_bath_water

[@Swedishpro1]

That roll that the cop did was straight out of call of duty💀💀

[@lonely_7891]

2:35 2:16

[@Sabertooh123]

💀💀

[@AliciaRene]

"Just cooperate with cops and you'll be fine." Cops:

[@Vscojen]

You had to start shooting too

[@drakologarnus7248]

not all cops are like this.

[@klausdalang4936]

Most cops aren't like this.

[@kimmyfreak200]

LOL

[@cinamoroll438]

@@klausdalang4936cops work for corruption. f*ck 12

[@agoblin9283]

Not only is this terrifying, but the second hand embarrassment is almost unbearable 💀

[@derikk3674]

Unfortunately embarrassment is the only consequences this dude will face. He’ll probably be hired by a different county by the end of the year.

[@Signal_in_the_noise]

Bro it’s so bad I could barely watch

[@Accui1]

Acorn: (**The quietest noise possible**) Cop: "SHOTS FIRED"

[@donkus6710]

nah, it was suppressed 🤡

[@Marukanitel]

"I'VE BEEN SHOT!"

[@krychur4956]

@@donkus6710 obviously a suppressed acorn is louder than a suppressed gun. he just got them mixed up. XD

[@Gamebuster]

"I"M HIT!"

[@Evan-nf8ep]

"Who will protect you without cops?" Cops:

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

CHAZ:

[@Jack-y1s2h]

@@addison_v_ertisement1678fr I have a love hate relationrelationship with CHOP because it was bad but it’s also a W argument against people who say this

[@cronadojo8385]

This is exactly how cops in GTA 6 are going to react

[@SmirkInvestigator]

if they dont add this to GTA6 it'll be a letdown

[@S00PER_CH0DE]

Total letdown

[@xjustsomeguyx1554]

"I feel weird but i think im good" Yea buddy, you just snapped your spine spamming dodge roll.

[@dolorousjohn5499]

Yeah dude did the fuckin Geralt roll

[@CheapCreep]

My stamina bar is empty!

[@dingdawng]

Bro was heavy rolling 💀

[@r.8902]

man was playing dark souls with his demons

[@jordandrukqsz4026]

That's what i was thinking. Probably out of shape and rolling like that he def pulled a muscle or something in his chest/stomach or yeah f'd his spine up, and thought he got shot. Lol.

[@Jonathan_Collins]

"Pretend like you just got shot and mag dump into your car." Joe, Murr and Sal cackling rn in the back.

[@chaosorbCRB]

LMAO

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

Looks like Q is tonights Big Loser

[@mariobosnjak99]

I literally just started getting Impractical Jokers videos on youtube

[@taloistalo]

👏👏

[@lnuchbox]

i absolutely love this

[@CorruptKIIWI]

The fact the other officer fired without even seeing what she was shooting at.

[@elinahalla]

He. He was shooting at. He. Not she.

[@sarcacetic]

​@@elinahallaTHE OTHER officer, GENIUS.

[@Just_A_Rock__]

@@sarcacetic she literally started firing after he said it was from the car

[@sarcacetic]

@@Just_A_Rock__ What...? So?

[@Just_A_Rock__]

@@sarcacetic So, from the other officer's perspective they heard gunshot's and then the officer screaming shots fired, so from their perspective they probably thought the person inside was armed

[@steventalvinzvestal420]

Plot twist: the Squirrel was actually an armed hitman and the acorn was only a decoy.

[@Noctulify]

Don't translate.... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु

[@OMANLIVE]

Hamas acorn?

[@Kazuk0100]

@@Noctulify i translated it, i did not subscribe, see you in a few hours.

[@mc0335]

Lmaoooo

[@ActuallyHoudini]

this is what the woke mob doesn't want you to see

[@zlarb]

this is like that one spongebob episode where squidward thought he was under attack because snow kept falling off a tree and hitting him on the head

[@1pyroace1]

Thought of Stan from American dad

[@starrypinkskies]

This was reminding me of the episode where Patrick was getting beat up by no one 😭😭 the salty spitoon episode

[@allys744]

Or it’s like that one episode where Patrick is calling spongebob on the radio calling him the maniac when really spongebob is the maniac

[@thatJAWNraps]

Thinking a SOUND is a gunshot is one thing, thinking that sound is attacking and shooting you is insanity.

[@voicey5831]

Wait what? Obviously the gunshot sounds someone's shooting either at you or someone else, wtf do you mean?

[@pirilon78]

​@@voicey5831he means its one thing to mistake a sound for a gunshot and another thing to have a fucking ghost wound and thinking you've been shot

[@LTPottenger]

He must play a lot of BF1949

[@Yopmemama]

Not defending the guy cuz this the worst police work since “Casey tase her”, but as a cop he should be on high alert for any gunshot like sounds, even though he is very very much in the wrong

[@treysexy]

@@Yopmemama an acorn is much quieter than a gunshot

[@LunaWolf98]

This is absolutely insane and the fact that all the people involved in this happening just got let off is genuinely scary wtf.

[@Kryptic...]

When he called out "I'm hit I'm hit!" Was the equivalent of calling a guy "one shot" to your squad when in reality you missed every bullet 😂

[@seangannon7022]

That's 100% my boi.. he'll land 2 hits and think he just deleted a squad like bro you fucking suck calm down.

[@chewymustard6426]

Id hardly say equivalent but yeah u get what you mean 😂

[@PhallicPhantom2]

Hes one shot, his shields broken! - I'm delusional or lying.

[@SubsWithNoVids-ym4su]

its like that fortnite player who says 200 after hitting him once with an smg

[@Lucaz99]

Teammate: “Very low” You, 14hp and dream, hits enemy 3 times in the chest, gets killed. Teammates: “fucking noob”

[@bogwife7942]

im convinced they make you take an IQ test to become a cop and if it's too high they don't let you in

[@AshleySmyth1212]

They did do that back in the day actually. Google it.

[@br3hbmc79]

IQ wouldn't screen this out, boy had a full psychotic shitsplosion😂

[@galactic-hamster7043]

The fucked up part is that I think it's true from what I've heard from inside stories abt new cadets

[@Teebagzzz]

​@@galactic-hamster7043makes sense I seen a vid of a police officer stopping on train tracks, and she arrested the female and put her in the back of the car handcuffed. The train was coming and she got hit by the train.

[@yourtrashtalkingbro9118]

@@Teebagzzz I saw that video too, that was fucked up for real

[@paranoiddroid9570]

Mag dumping into a car knowing that the suspect in the car is already cuffed is some next level degeneracy

[@federruchi6147]

cop behavior

[@YapSharkk]

reinforcing the “perfect” stereotype american police have 💯💯

[@blazingmonolith4323]

He also missed a bunch of times aswell.

[@federruchi6147]

@@skinnycol809 it could have been ptsd, except the cop himself said he didn't spend time in combat, so that's ruled out

[@TokyoNoGackers]

PTSD. The dude was in there for beating his girlfriend and threatening to kill her but the guy going through a mental breakdown is the degenerate. Lol.

[@MelancholicMan22]

Bro “feels weird” and decides to fire like 2 mags into a car with a completely unarmed person inside

[@Justacatlmao]

The cop actually made a statement talking about his PTSD. The acorn falling gave him flashbacks from fighting in Squirreld War 2.

[@mchsprod]

Wait, really? What did he say?

[@firstnamelastname4752]

If you're not American and don't get this joke, look up how Americans pronounce squirrel. It's almost one syllable and it's barely pronounced, and sounds like 'world' with a sk at the start.

[@Spookboi13_]

💀😭😭

[@maximummatt73]

Don't laugh, they took his nuts

[@Venomousnack]

@@firstnamelastname4752skwurl

[@littlespinycactus]

The poor SOB was cuffed, had twice been searched for weapons (once by the trigger-happy cop himself) before being shut in the back of a squad car with no open windows. Officer Hernandez, who can hear a tiny acorn fall, deserves a Darwin award for failing to notice the sound of shattering glass was conspicuously absent.

[@gooodmorning4526]

Why did they think he had a gun if THEY ALREADY CHECKED HIM TWICE???

[@user-is7xs1mr9y]

@@gooodmorning4526 maybe he thought he had it in his prison pocket, I dunno

[@Scooter227]

@@user-is7xs1mr9yi too, can fit an FN Five Seven with a 12 round mag up in my fudge cutter

[@fart63]

@@user-is7xs1mr9yTexas chainsaw style

[@SUBZER0GREEN]

The guy was beating his girlfriend btw but still

[@TapeManX2]

The acorn was found later with fentanyl in its pockets

[@Vancev99x]

I fuckin KNEW IT!

[@temporary_error_3264]

I bet the squirrel planted it.

[@Tylerrr_6]

Bro fighting his schizophrenia with a gun 💀🙏

[@Bowzer2025]

“So in a nutshell” good one charlie

[@mikelakowski8120]

Glad someone else noticed this lyrical genius

[@duckified.]

@@mikelakowski8120mf doom got nothing on charles white

[@Stinkydinkydo]

What's also crazy is according to the Washington post this guy despite being in the military had never been in active combat before nor had he any idea what being shot actually felt like so....he literally can't even use ptsd as an excuse

[@gaminggaming.6071]

Larping ptsd, it is very traumatic to be hit with airsoft...real... Thoughts and prayers

[@burtonboard44]

Pre-traumatic stress disorder

[@nukedtwn]

there's no fucking way😭

[@mrglobster]

human mind is a weapon of its own, we literally have no idea how he processed that, he could have past trauma from seeing his friends pass in service, doesnt necessarily need to be shot at to experience a mind response of fight or flight

[@DandifiedToe]

Very few in the military actually see combat. Regardless this guy clearly isn’t right in the head, for him to believe to have heard a gunshot tells me that they did not even try to properly screen him during the psych check up before clearing him for duty. Must be some sort of PTSD from some incident, maybe from outside of the military. Being a police officer contrary to popular belief is a very mentally draining job. There’s a lot of shit police officers see that is just as bad if not worse than what a soldier on the battlefield sees. That level of jumpiness doesn’t come from a healthy mind. Guy clearly has some issues that need to be straightened out. Psychiatric check ups on police officers need to be more thorough and frequent.

[@TheKavuShow]

Gotta be wild for the other officer too, thinking their partner got clipped as he screams for their help just to find out he's delusional and you're returning fire at his imagination

[@FlipsMG]

"returning fire at his imagination" is the craziest shit I've ever read. Thank you.

[@nyancatpoptart5441]

Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!

[@MiroNyholm-mj7hd]

Nice.

[@Don-cm4qy]

whats crazy is she just starts shooting and then ask him where they are shooting after when he is crawling she basically just blindly shot at what she thought he was shooting at

[@Jm-dx9tl]

@@Don-cm4qythat’s what you do tho, if you’re trying to get the target to stop shooting and duck for cover. Not necessarily ideal when there’s kids around tho

[@cheesegobble]

“The sky if falling! The sky is falling” From Chicken Little ahhh reaction

[@Ghost813recon]

“I’m hit, I’m hit” 💀💀💀BRO CRAZY

[@leocaracol0327]

That shit happened like 5 min away from be bro this pigs are wilding in this town

[@foregroundeclipse8725]

This officer may have PTSD or something. Not saying that as an excuse, just as a possible explanation. That's the only thing I can think of to explain in my mind why he's acting like this. Either way guy should probably go to therapy if he has PTSD. And he should never do police work again. He needs to find a new profession.

[@applekhi3962]

Bro's Vietnam flashbacks going crazy rn 💀

[@beewalk34]

​@@applekhi3962He wasn't even born during that war. Dude probably just had Call of Duty flashbacks

[@applekhi3962]

@@beewalk34 I know, it's an exaggeration

[@JustinTaylor2014]

“blood, Blood, BLOOD! Aaaand death💀” “Alright, you know what you’re milking this”

[@chaers2390]

zootopia mentioned‼️‼️

[@Rextri0]

☠️

[@str3ssed_dess3rts]

The Squirrel In The Tree: "aw man I dropped my acorn. Oh it landed on that car, well I'll just climb down and get it- OH MY GOODNESS!!"

[@Cardinalium235]

It’s like chicken little thinking the sky is falling

[@str3ssed_dess3rts]

@@Cardinalium235 IT REALLY IS 🤣🤣

[@HelloKittyUwW07]

😂😂😂

[@Flowervibes101]

😂😂😂

[@rafy5937]

how the hell can he even say shots fired when all windows are fully intact and the acorn made a sound that resemble nothing like a gunshot

[@ArchangelExile]

Suspect farts* Cop: SHOTS FIRED!! SHOTS FIRED!!! *does a combat roll

[@mattthomas3914]

Shits fired

[@christianterrill3503]

Fun fact the cop quit before they could finish the investigation...how he isnt being charged tho is crazy. Its one thing to think the sound was gun shot, its another to think you have been hit by a imaginary bullet. This dude was we what we used to call " shook"

[@Spearhead401]

Do we know the officers name?

[@Kimibun22770]

Source? Not doubting you, just curious

[@Coconut_Prrson]

He needs to be put in jail. Cops shouldn't have immunity.

[@amadocarrillo1155]

He’ll just go work at another police department that’s understaffed lol

[@CanadaBlue85]

Knowing the law enforcement system in 'Merica, he'll probably get hired in another state in a few months...

[@miserablecuss3744]

"Huh... Must've been the wind." Goes back to patrol route.

[@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield]

I'm so sad when NPCs in a game that will be shortly taken out are more human than this guy

[@tiagobelo4965]

Imagine an acorn cop Skyrim AI mod, the slightest of noise makes every guard around attack any slightly suspicious NPC around

[@trentgawd4292]

Fun fact. The cops weren’t fired. They resigned

[@miltaire3235]

Don't underestimate acorns. it only takes one prehistoric squirrel and an acorn to split an entire continent

[@thesupadupadude]

Saber tooth.

[@robertlarosejr.1535]

He shouldn’t have even gotten to training, bro should’ve failed the psychological examination

[@an0970]

They make you take the psychological exam to see if your messed up in the head enough to even be a officer in the 1st place 😂

[@At0mixx-1]

clearly not a hard exam to pass@@an0970

[@riceandcheese1463]

@@an0970that’s the point, meaning this individual took the test and was still deemed worthy of handing a gun and badge💀

[@murilosampaio1264]

​@an0970 "Hmmm, naaah, too sound of mind, get out" "OH you are young, naive, rarely experienced shit, perfect to turn into a maniac" "Psycopathic tendencies? Followed with psychotic episodes?? AND A HISTORY OF RACIST BEHAVIOUR AND??? 🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🥰🥰😍😍😍 YOU IN BOTH THE DEPARTMENT AND ME"

[@cdonnelly5566]

The fact that he fired his weapon multiple times, without seeing any threat is pretty… nuts

[@sleepyyasfc]

hAhaHaha.. hE sAid NUtS

[@freefromillusions]

I don't think it was even an accident because they search the suspects before arresting them. They know he was unarmed handcuffed in a police vehicle, and the officer still shot at him several times.

[@matthewhorrigan5848]

He didn't just fire multiple times, he dumped a mag indiscriminately and dropped his gun trying to reload. Insanely dangerous incompetence.

[@Gimble_Games]

What makes this even more unbelievable is that John Rambo already had the suspect handcuffed in his patrol vehicle so I'm assuming the idiot had to have searched the guy beforehand. I mean this is absolute insanity like oh the guy I handcuffed and likely searched before locking in my squad car must have removed the handcuffs and pulled a silenced weapon out of his chamber of secrets! That must be it! Crazy...

[@rances4418]

@@freefromillusions Ptsd probably man obviously wasn’t right in the head which just begs the question why the fuck don’t we do better job routinely checking are cops? We should be more careful who we give power to.

[@TheKadanz]

I feel bad for that partner. Clearly she had no choice but to come to this muppets aid like a good partner should do. But then to find out later it was all because of an acorn... man that must suck.

[@i.m.9918]

No!! She is another ‘nutjob’. You are told never to wildly unload your weapon without a target to shoot at. She dumped her weapon into nothing, could've hit the cuff dude, or citizens in the distant background. She too must be sanctioned for her titanic ignorance.

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

Bro literally created a whole boss fight in his brain from nothing…

[@zeuszo_o1593]

That’s what ptsd does

[@misterhoobomaster]

@@zeuszo_o1593 Sounds and looks like he shouldn't be a cop then.

[@breadsticks992]

@@zeuszo_o1593then was he qualified to work in that area?

[@peachy_lili]

@@breadsticks992 everybody got argumentative but you can agree that cops have PTSD from the way the system trains them and still say ACAB. the fish is rotten, it doesn't really matter whose fault it is. get them out

[@JoshGolus]

@@peachy_lili To say ACAB is to say that somehow the morality of a human being is immediately erased from their identity upon taking up a badge. Don't see how that makes much sense.