World's Smallest AK vs 300lbs of Butter

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[@jenniferv9189]

What’s up ?!?!

[@europeanamerican2911]

Hi

[@spiderman-or7ri]

Yo

[@brendenallen9451]

Hey Matt how’s it going

[@pocket_historian1807]

Hey man

[@Racingboom]

Shoutout to the cameraman for being completely silent for literally years.

[@Muffledbox]

Yes

[@2kids756]

Thought I was the only one

[@1kbabysmith191]

Thought I was the only one

[@joepenny5348]

Pretty sure his younger bro helps him with most of his demo ranch vids

[@NasserFisch]

Sshh don't tell her

[@TheRedAragami]

Friend: “how powerful is your new gun?” Me: “two butter blocks”

[@skreenname229]

That's the Max probably of any Gun without water penetration bullets, bullets can only travel about 3ft down

[@stefanv.3991]

​@@skreenname229 Or a bullet at extremely high temperatures.

[@grah55]

@@stefanv.3991 It has to do with the bullet design, hardness and heavyness, speed and aerodynamic shape. It's possible to shoot something through all those sticks of butter if it's heavy enough, sharp enough and hard enough at the tip and has enough power behind it. Simple physics. I just don't know if a round like that besides some sort of sabot round exists.

[@thegregitto]

This is how Americans measure tuings.

[@grah55]

@@thegregitto a slight upgrade from the imperial system.

[@RinReforged]

“Can i fire at it?” “Fine but only one magnum round” *pulls out comically large magnum*

[@dariusfilip4695]

Comically large iron*

[@layerx128]

@@dariusfilip4695 jeez bro didnt have to be better than me but ok bro gotcha bro ok bro fine bro

[@dariusfilip4695]

@@layerx128 it was a joke

[@dariusfilip4695]

@@layerx128 oh wait your comment might've been a joke too sorry lol

[@thatrandomguy3884]

You’ve heard of the big iron, but here’s the BIGGER IRON

[@mattsch6646]

“So we don’t get our holes confused that’s the worst” sounds like Matt’s speaking from experience lol

[@TexasPlinking]

You're probably paying way too much for butter. Who's your butter guy?

[@desertsmeagol7073]

On ur range I doubt the butter would last a single minute

[@whenyougodown228]

You're paying way too much for worms. Who's your worm guy?

[@wut3358]

Mare churns it all by hand.

[@wellmanbygawd6907]

Love that lol

[@CriticoolHit]

@@wut3358 hnnnnng

[@zwenkwiel816]

accountants at warpath: "We're paying for what now?!" - 300 lbs of butter sir "and you're saying this butter will help sell videogames?!"

[@meredithgrubb7027]

Magic butter

[@syvergamerrc8614]

"no but his .50 BMG"

[@DukeDanseMacambre]

“It will grease the buttons sir”

[@rlew8095]

Lol

[@0BSguides]

"Yes. The bullets need to be buttered."

[@capp00]

That 500 Magnum looks like the gun Joker pulled out to shoot down the Batwing lol

[@simbanugz2906]

Yep I was thinking the same gun joker shot batwing with Michael keaton batman

[@vadersfist7192]

Just needs the extending barrel

[@shadowknight7584]

Hah true

[@rahu5467]

what does persona 5 have to do with batman

[@thelegendishere3643]

@@rahu5467 what are you talking about weeb

[@blackhawk2788]

“Even though its hard to be straight, I’m gunna try today” 😂😂😂

[@wettoaster34]

me

[@andrehall86]

Quotes with Matt: “It’s hard to be straight” “the size of this hole is fist size” “so we don’t get our holes confused cause that is the worst”

[@papakalshnikov4052]

and " it did not come out"

[@enderman5423]

Shit

[@akaalex6202]

A yoooooooooo

[@awdeveau]

Combine that with the look on his face at 13:00 after looking at that hole. I hate to even guess what kind of ideas were running through his head.☺️

[@michaelpipkin9942]

It kind of twists, while going down in there.

[@TheBigChad]

“So we don’t get our holes confused, that’s the worst” This is the best low key innuendo I’ve ever heard on this channel and it totally made my day

[@BenjaminT.Raleigh]

After I heard this I had to go down to find a comment about it. Same man.

[@shimonholman6171]

I’m surprised he didn’t make a “penetration” joke

[@BenjaminT.Raleigh]

@@shimonholman6171 tru tru

[@noahwright8909]

13:52 another joke

[@BenjaminT.Raleigh]

@@noahwright8909 He is just confused lmfao

[@smooth_vids2751]

“I got shooting gloves and I got butter gloves” Ah yes a true American

[@monbreau7306]

As long as it's butter made in the USA. None of that commie dogshit.

[@BarryBondsSzn]

@@monbreau7306 yessir

[@grey-goose3792]

Mhu ha ha ha ha haaaaaa

[@tianamaycry]

Butter made straight from a bald eagle's teet.

[@onlyinfpeohio]

@@monbreau7306 butter

[@Flat-Kat]

I just want to say, the magnum research shot is a testament to how aware Matt is of muzzle direction. Even in a stumble he was aware of his muzzle direction of a (assumed) empty gun. It’s the little things that matter!

[@Psilomuscimol]

The little things do matter. In fact, it would be "an (assumed) empty gun"

[@TheCowby]

Matt: "even though it's hard to be straight, I'm gonna try today" Mere: 😳

[@ProfoundProductionsYT]

You don’t tell MERE!!

[@jeremylandis4228]

I came here to say this! 🤣😆

[@lucivarsadiablo4191]

Don’t tell MERE!!!

[@TheCowby]

I edited it for all you ocd nick-name experts.

[@Psilomuscimol]

I'll be his affair partner

[@mat_thew8103]

"Tell me youre American without saying you're American " Matt:

[@deenbrahhh]

replace the butter with cheese and youre right on

[@reaper_playz1163]

“You only carry a glock 9?”

[@victorsantuzzicoelho588]

at the end he eats butter, this is really the golden key

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

Ohio

[@Frogjimin7878]

Not American enough shouldve went to a school

[@6.7ram]

Someone: Did you ever do a burnout with a mini bike in a huge stick of butter? Matt: yes.

[@xaninuax]

people who don't stay wont get it....what a bunch of loser.

[@quandale2648]

I watched to the end because of this... mostly because the video was playing while I was reading the comments and I couldn’t pause it

[@xaviers7154]

Never have I ever..... Matt: oh.... well, I have! 😂

[@6.7ram]

@@xaninuax lol yes sir

[@j.r.g3548]

"Firing a rifle round out of a pistol into butter" is an elite sentence

[@GadgetAddict]

Long story short, hide behind two blocks of butter if you're in a fire fight. And that little gun is incredible.

[@HRCSJSUAMMAS]

Gah! I skipped it and bought the whole AK! STUPID STUPID STUPID

[@travisk5589]

Incredibly stupid.

[@Ponkotsu67]

Didn't expect to see you here Steve

[@xgdubs4127]

If the guns they are shooting are tiny pistols

[@kaptkraut]

I always cover myself in butter when leaving the house. Now for a reason.

[@BlueTurretGaming]

"It just cut through it like butter" and that goofie ass smile and turn to the camera was fucking gold.

[@UnKnvwn]

Frfr😂😂😂😂

[@donttalktomeunlessulikejoj6197]

Too funny lol

[@tealxvortexsbl125]

i missed it whats the time stamp?

[@PancitoRL]

@@tealxvortexsbl125 12:56

[@maineisbasicallycanada3236]

Matt: “it cut through it like butter” Looks at cameraman for approval 😀

[@johnm4379]

funny

[@JenniferinIllinois]

Was waiting for that comment because you knew he was going to say it. :)

[@MIGHTY_HEAVEN]

this man has been with me for like 6 years god bless you man you always make my day better

[@Theshow1797]

“Getting your holes confused is the worst”. That’s what she said.

[@Worthpopcorn861]

You beat me by one hour

[@Brutusoogabooga]

😏

[@Bannify]

lmao what

[@SOMEONE-pr8qp]

Nice

[@elmateo77]

He did also say "it's hard to be straight, but I'm gonna try today"...

[@trogdor8764]

Make sure you don't miss when you shoot the butter. There's no margarine for error.

[@VolcanicBoss]

This is the best comment on the video🤣

[@markfergerson2145]

Okay, you're on probation for that one.

[@400baj8]

We appreciate you for this one.

[@nathankowalski4741]

Dad jokes for the win!

[@xXxBUNDIExXx]

🤔😏 I see what you did there!! 👍🏻

[@weaponizer4444]

50 bmg sniper made for combat, some guy in Texas using it to shoot butter 😄

[@Your_Resident_Jawa]

Don’t you know? The Butter told Mere.

[@cntrshot1]

Yeah that's everyone below Illinois in the united states in a nutshell

[@robinthrill3r7]

America!! 🇺🇸

[@rolfstuh]

If a 50cal can penetrate butter, i can penetrate armor!! Logic over 9000

[@dangsunnn5131]

Actually it's, made for taking out vehicles

[@NCR_Colonol]

I love how Matt purposely makes those jokes because he makes it sound so funny for the ones who understand as this is technically a family friendly channel

[@yabe5094]

“Even though it’s hard to be straight, I’m gonna try to today.” - Matt

[@mycommentsmyopinionsnotfac9358]

Mirolah

[@tubesteakdrake7746]

I was gonna quote this

[@bigusplatypus6235]

More like me after watching Ricardo Milos

[@thecursed01]

I blame ryan Reynolds

[@powerpotato2303]

Wait what

[@Userofyoutube80]

Matt: (walks in the store to buy something to shoot). Manager of the store: It's payday boys

[@grahgrahboom2674]

first

[@ryanfoster2437]

“So we don’t get our holes confused, that’s the worst.” Right over the kids heads, love it.

[@JohnPorkGambles]

i doubt it was meant to be a dirty i think ur just dirty lmfao more like right in the kids heads thats why it in yours

[@dermeme-kanal8628]

@@JohnPorkGambles you never watched demolition ranch have you lmao

[@juanfernando8544]

i thought about that right away

[@zachlieberman_]

😂🤦‍♂️

[@ВоваНосенко-н3ь]

I watched the moment he said that as I read this comment. Perfect timings!

[@raduorza883]

I really want to see a collaboration between you and the slow mo guys. I think these shots would look amazing. Great job and thanks for the great content!

[@jacobgarciablanco1436]

"Even though it's hard to be straight, I'm going to try today." - Matt

[@nonottheacorn1022]

I literally can't like this

[@jacobgarciablanco1436]

@@nonottheacorn1022 then don't.

[@snekek1564]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pai6qWWOh5aqiLc

[@bobthebuilder1360]

@@nonottheacorn1022 like it

[@jacobgarciablanco1436]

@@nonottheacorn1022 no one care's

[@rivermade1580]

You know someone is from Texas when they said “it’s pretty chilly out here it’s like 60”😂

[@p__fisch]

*laughs in Montanan*

[@bellluna9017]

Lol that is chilly.

[@vampirongosangronzon3165]

I understand ( 8am, 73F, Miami ).

[@juicebox3216]

Colonel: PRIVATE WHERE IS YOUR VEST?!?!?!?! Me Covered In 300 Pounds Of Butter: Well it turns out-

[@juicebox3216]

@Angel Bosque XD

[@deklerksafari]

Me Covered In 300 Pounds Of Butter: Well it churns out

[@purplebruh947]

Me covered in 300 gallons of oil: wait for it to rain

[@bryansmith4663]

These vids always lift me up. Matt is such a wholesome dude.

[@hobbsxhunter]

“Don’t want to get the holes confused, it’s the worst” 😂

[@derangedchicken2191]

yeah i was thinking that , all he needed to do was rotate the first block 'o' butter 90 deg and he would have had a clean face to shoot. in fact he could a done it once more as well. lol

[@MarisWrld]

@@derangedchicken2191 you didn’t get it did you

[@boratsagdiyev5679]

@@derangedchicken2191 if you would turn it there would be a chance of hitting a previously shot channel and thereby, even if it's just a tiny bit, possibly change the end result. I know it's only a tiny bit but when you shoot 350 pounds of butter then why are you doing it if it's not 1000% accurate ?

[@tylerwatkins9487]

r/whoosh

[@AlphaMachina]

Don't wanna go gettin' your butter hole's confused.

[@adamkessler4888]

“So we don’t get our holes confused, that’s the worst” by far the best demo line I have heard to date.

[@bambibooza4921]

Cowards, real men aren't afraid to get dirty. (End my life please.)

[@crazysilly2914]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[@notimportant6733]

My gf hates when I do that

[@pxssplz]

Lmao facts

[@ct7567CaptRex]

@@bambibooza4921 glady, unholy demon. *Racks shotgun with purging intent.

[@pocketsloth4615]

Her: he’s probably thinking of other girls Him: I wonder how much butter can a gun shoot through?

[@imdisturbeddd1625]

ok

[@thisaintitchief5222]

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[@amintiri2503]

@@thisaintitchief5222 youre an alieorn

[@nowtfish]

@@thisaintitchief5222 You have wayyyyyyy too much time on your hands!🤣

[@AverageLlama_Guy]

Honestly tho

[@maumau5322]

13:52 that cousin at the thanksgiving reunion

[@JUS-DEH-TEEP]

“It’s pretty chilly out here. It’s 60°.” How you know someone lives in the south. Lol

[@gwimmweeperdoesgames6063]

Pretty chilly here in minnesota is like -10

[@johngrasso6224]

13:53 "even though it's hard to be straight, I'm going to try today"

[@Cersiba21]

😂😂😂

[@henning6158]

Hey I wrote that comment 2 minutes before you did why do you get 150 likes and I only 50😂 sad noises

[@Blackfox1-6]

😂my God

[@yoshikagekira3879]

“So we don’t get our holes confused.” - Matt 2021.

[@Nightmare-tk4nq]

would you buy a painting of monalisa for $500 if i sold it to you?

[@HeyLittleTown]

@@Nightmare-tk4nq why would I want a painting of a girl menacingly smiling at me

[@alexhackett9971]

Ah yes thank you yoshikage kira

[@av-jb5hm]

@@Nightmare-tk4nq he would pay anything for that painting

[@lordturbomose4982]

Yeah, it´s the worst!

[@thegamerFOX45]

how to survive a gun fire: have 3 blocks of butter in your chest

[@klaywallace6179]

“ Dang, I can’t believe it’s butter.”

[@jcc1ked]

It’s like Matt waited his whole life for that little quote moment. Lol

[@Supertoddy96]

Budduh its not

[@pogglethelesser4688]

Ah yes, that was in the video and you putting that into the comment section makes you smart.

[@klaywallace6179]

@@pogglethelesser4688 wasn’t trying to sound smart. Just thought it was pretty funny.

[@alexmercer936]

“It’s a well known fact that Hitler loved butter, so we have his Luger” lmao

[@stevehaney6492]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6HZhXqPgtmAa8k

[@radlad5999]

wasn't it margarine though?

[@zachattack2016]

his Nien millimeter

[@thekingofgamers3350]

@@zachattack2016 lol

[@thekingofgamers3350]

@@zachattack2016 NINE

[@saylorj6810]

“Even though it’s hard to be straight, I’m going to try today.” -Ram Ranch, 2021

[@itsonsight3574]

best comment i’ve ever seen 💀

[@DrAZ_X_AiR]

I was just about to say thattttttt

[@kit24373]

I was about to comment this lol

[@t--zr4fm]

Oh thank you for quoting that 😂

[@luckyshot5135]

It is indeed hard to be straight with people like matt, akdad, and garandthumb.... very hard.

[@NateSnyder73]

“Dang. I can’t believe it’s butter “ -Matt

[@borristortoise7587]

“Wow! That cut through it like butter!” *glances at the camera awkwardly smiling expecting a reaction for a cameraman who’s been silent for years*

[@atf5664]

The cameraman is our inside man

[@Am_Cookie2436]

Maybe he's talking, but we can't hear it

[@Dctctx]

@@Am_Cookie2436 are you 5

[@Am_Cookie2436]

@@Dctctx I mean, he could have just editted the voice out, it's certainly possible. He did show us some of the camera man, looks like his son

[@Am_Cookie2436]

@@Dctctx doubt a kid could be so quiet

[@Zachmman1997]

*Matt gets to his goal* *next episode* “I LOST ALL MY GUNS IN A BOATING ACCIDENT”

[@DrumDrum83]

Dudes about to get Kyle Meyers'd if he don't shut his shit up.

[@SuperLarryJo]

You think they make a boat big enough?

[@cullenberg786]

RIP

[@mrmagunga2788]

Officer: “Put up the fortifications!” Soldier: “I’m sorry sir, but we don’t have any sandbags” Officer: “get the b u t t e r”

[@pudelschurwolle]

Hitler: NO!

[@mrbreck1]

What is the FDA protocol for butter penetration and heavy cholesterol testing?

[@nurulabsar725]

Those bullets are so buttery yummy

[@JW-zx5dr]

lol

[@b0btheasian]

13:52 Me going out to hang with the boys after a long week.

[@DomUnit287]

The dumb face he made after that butter joke killed me

[@bubblegum8876]

do you have any idea how little this narrows it down

[@DomUnit287]

@@bubblegum8876 yes

[@COALEDasICE]

I knew that joke was coming at some point and it still made me cry laughing.

[@Yeerok]

he looked exactly like lincoln when he made that face lmao

[@Blakerdoodle]

same lmao!

[@a_kid_on_youtube6636]

This is the most American thing ever: “I have butter gloves, and I have shooting gloves”

[@bloodlove93]

.....doesn't everyone?

[@i7estroyer]

Heard this joke 657 times and it got old at the hundred time

[@XuanNguyen-bv4vf]

The funny will arrive in 3 - 5 business days

[@gabirdnations1646]

Wow how funny and original 😐

[@marquiis]

and I have a 26 inch barrel pistol

[@ABCDEFGHIJKELA...]

This really puts into perspective how important barrel length is.

[@frankiegunnz8066]

That's what she been saying for years......🤣

[@synthwolfe8906]

Room clearing? Short barrel. Penetration? You definitely need a longer barrel.

[@MrViking69]

@@frankiegunnz8066 size matters 🤣

[@noodlesgamebox5903]

As demonstrated by the 500 Magnum "pistol"

[@manboa464]

thats what she said

[@DoctorPhilGud]

Accidentally made a really good video for showing how much difference barrel length can make

[@him050]

Why is no one laughing at the “getting your holes confused” joke? 😂

[@Ghost-nq5ph]

too busy laughing at the "Even though it's hard to be straight, I'm going to try today" line

[@Muffledbox]

But everyone’s been saying that

[@him050]

Muffledbox have they?

[@actualcat1409]

@@him050 Yes they have

[@him050]

Hell Rebel oh cool, must have missed those

[@daedraking6956]

“Even though its hard to be straight, im gonna try to be straight today” real smooth Matt, real smooth…

[@chaoschashiro]

smooth as butter,one might say

[@andret2313]

Only a few will hear that

[@KevinBigg]

“So we dont get our holes confused, thats the worst” -demo 2021

[@marcusaspacio1408]

How he can say those things with a straight face is beyond me

[@some.weirdo.guitarist]

13:52 even though its hard to be straight im going to try today -demo 2021

[@venom06d26]

Thats how his son was born

[@NotContinuum]

That is most definitely what she said.

[@samyaboi2579]

Wise words

[@ChrisWilliams-zp9ws]

"So we don't get our holes confused, that's the worst... " I caught what you were saying lmao 🤣

[@GR-rx7zq]

"Even though it's hard to be straight, I'm going to try today"-Matt by far the best Demo quote

[@olivia3163]

And that’s why I’m lesbian

[@Lykyk]

The fact that he can eat pure butter is genuinely impressive. And very American.

[@SuperLarryJo]

Makes most Americans cringe, tbh

[@Juel92]

Pure butter tastes alot like high fat cream. I like it.

[@frostypotatoking]

@@SuperLarryJo Yeah like Americans can chug it.

[@bbdoook]

It's just a normal American breakfast

[@markmarkson1098]

Well he is in the south. We luvs our butter here, lol

[@jaybeam1466]

"It's like room temperature outside." I lol'd.

[@waylon9764]

I never thought of how silly that sounds lol

[@billsutherby]

My neighbor: "Why would anyone need a pistol that shoots shotgun shells?" Me: "Because saw-off shotguns are illegal, stupid."

[@Diablo97810]

Matt is that kind of guy you read about in your math books.

[@wendymistak4501]

More like the medical book called what not to do with guns.

[@thelegacyshow4248]

Yep

[@thelegacyshow4248]

@@wendymistak4501 Nope

[@Diablo97810]

"A guy walks In the supermarket and buys 50m3 of butter. How much pound butter did he buy"

[@akaalex6202]

Omg so true

[@tilley464]

I genuinely forgot about that goofy 500 magnum and laughed so hard when the barrel was revealed

[@LordGopu]

Same

[@pincheftw]

same 😂 i was not expecting that comically long barrel lol

[@caxm666]

why's it weird he's putting on gloves to touch the butter and taking them off to shoot at it

[@edotis3389]

I laughed so hard when I saw what it did 😂🤣😂

[@FaeFactor]

"Come on, come on you son of a b****" The Joker shooting that gun at the batwing

[@Manuelslayor]

you know you are a true operator when you got butter gloves

[@Motel_6]

I operate quite often and I only own margarine gloves

[@lonewolf2364]

You are definitely The Man!

[@Psilomuscimol]

He is man:definitive edition

[@kdcustoms1272]

"It's a well known fact Hitler loved butter, so we have his luger" "That didnt makes sense" That really cracked me up, thanks sir!

[@ogburnher]

i loved it :D

[@konallaw3525]

"NEIN millimeter going straight at the butter" yep

[@LilUnknown007]

Matt; "Oh you stayed until the end" *does burnout on butter* Me: Nice

[@squirreltrucking1765]

Thank you for your comment I already pause the video if not for your comment I would have never saw it

[@xxehabxx-6044]

MERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Pambo101]

Butter burnout by Matt!

[@cadenwiss7278]

“It’s kinda chilly out here maybe in the 60’s” Me in Minnesota: “ it’s kinda chilly out here maybe in the teens”

[@bibaa2589]

I read this comment when he said it

[@MayBeSomething]

Hello from Calgary, where we see -10 C and set up lawn chairs for sunbathing.

[@HaroldLloyd69]

Teens aren't even cold though. At least not until it starts to get windy.

[@X4Alpha4X]

@@MayBeSomething -10 C is 14 F

[@sergnoff94]

Me in Moscow: It's kinda chilly out here, somewhere around 0 F

[@AldebaranIsAstar]

"welcome to demolition ranch I have a totally regular video for you ✨ *BUTTER* ✨"

[@jjrust5006]

“Even though it’s hard to be straight I’m gonna try today”

[@OwenAbkes]

Beat me to it 😂

[@TrashWalk]

@@OwenAbkes same here! haha

[@RobloxHero10202]

As soon as I read this he said it 🤣

[@DefinitelyNotEmma]

Matt is bi and with Scott confirmed

[@dragokulic]

Brooo 😂😂😂😂

[@thewalmartman4512]

If you take a shot of Whisky every time he says butter you’ll be dead by minute five.

[@akaalex6202]

You actually counted

[@GrosvnerMcaffrey]

A shot of beer you'd be good

[@_r.t-]

Challenge accepted

[@benjaminfarrar934]

15 shots in a 750 ML bottle (fifth of whiskey. That's my limit. Anything after that and I'll most likely need to be bailed out of county jail.

[@GrosvnerMcaffrey]

@@benjaminfarrar934 just don't do it in public

[@skelemander2624]

The “I can’t believe it’s not butter” joke was steller

[@NEprimo]

IT WAS SO SMOOTH

[@BigglesworthTheGrey]

I had to pause cause that line hit so hard.

[@ConnorR.mp3]

@@NEprimo you could say... buttery smooth

[@bermchasin]

And the "UP THE BUTTER" joke.

[@quarionpeyre3245]

he actually said "i can't believe it's butter".

[@galaga8779]

Matt should make an armor that's branded "I can't believe it's butter!"

[@jakemc2277]

The aggressive eating of butter on the outro really made this a masterpiece

[@rickwesterhof7377]

Spoiler alerts

[@un33kgaming24]

@@rickwesterhof7377 dont read comments mid vid

[@spencermiller7510]

He also casually did a burnout on the butter at the very end past the outro

[@angelt9104]

It kinda made me cringe seeing it

[@malachi4838]

i could never imagine even having one bite of butter all in my mouth, and this man was doing hand fulls lmao

[@monne5557]

6:23 "So we dont get our hole's confused, that's the worst"

[@MF-XYLYL]

Butter hole ;)

[@vincedibona4687]

*holes - no apostrophe necessary

[@billdathrill5795]

“But-her” holes!

[@random_eskimo_in_the_rockies]

@@billdathrill5795 Congratulations Bill, you officially won the Internet today.

[@yurgh]

@@billdathrill5795 underrated

[@th3akwardpotato488]

“Pretty chilly outside. It’s like 60” must be rough Matt, if that’s chilly I’m jealous.

[@donjuandemccarthy2041]

That's Texas for ya. 70 degrees in Austin today.

[@Huzzahgamers_inc]

Yeah we hit 61 yesterday in Washington and I was STOKED at the Heatwave! (3-19-2021)

[@youguddudig1829]

Bro 60 degrees is just barely hot for me tf

[@davidsitton8408]

@@Huzzahgamers_inc for me it’s 52 Spokane

[@steeznsteve]

Minus the huge storm and power outages recently

[@brandonhenry-coates9400]

The wheel spin on the butter block at the end of the video had me in stitches 🤣😂😂😂

[@FireStar-gz2ry]

Matt: "its cracking our whole block" Me looking at exit hole: "its heart shaped!" 😂😂

[@achi5170]

no, it's poggers shaped

[@mordesto94]

Poggers butter isnt real it cant hurt you

[@pipboy2150]

"Don't want the holes to get confused, that's the worst."

[@pvic6959]

he should have rotated the fist block by 90 degrees an and shot the side lol. that way he would still have all the blocks

[@planetchilll]

Wrong hole! wrong hole!

[@chasehanson45]

Yeah my wife hates when that happens

[@jmchez]

That's what she said.

[@heyjohnson5535]

Yeah u mix up the holes and someones head will be smashing into the headboard trying to get away lol.

[@paytonh6478]

The “went through it like butter” should not have been as funny as it was

[@brettharding6316]

it was the camera spike that got me

[@jordansorenson698]

That look was precise.

[@sinnaever]

I laughed too hard at that part

[@elithomas8022]

The way he looked at the camera

[@101100111]

i genuinely facepalmed. Simply for the pun, somebody needs to tell Mere. But it won't be me.

[@kidswilcock5990]

You have the most guns on any channel I’ve seen

[@lickmytoaster9550]

I just realized I’m sitting here watching a man shoot butter instead of doing online classes

[@frencusmcguire8547]

Thats because your online classes aren't teaching you how to pay your taxes

[@lickmytoaster9550]

@@frencusmcguire8547 The IRS will never catch me anyways

[@ethandrought3064]

No, this video is an online class, it just taught us how much butter we need to stop a 50cal

[@robr3939]

@@ethandrought3064 Agreed, time well spent.

[@smokedsalmonyt4134]

@@ethandrought3064 the government: write that down, Write that down!

[@ethanCMND]

"Dude it went through it like butter" Matt is just the best

[@TheBerzekerC]

The best dad jokes

[@markhealth3386]

like butter WTF ... it is butter

[@Squawk-ke8zx]

Matt teaches us important things like “not to get our holes confused” because it’s the worst

[@maxmueller7713]

Lol

[@WeirdSmellyMan]

Any hole is a goal.

[@getowned6095]

@@WeirdSmellyMan excuse me....?

[@WeirdSmellyMan]

@@getowned6095 you heard me

[@brianroys1868]

That's what she said...

[@Seagull313]

Are we not gonna talk about him eating raw butter at the end

[@DomDoesNerf]

No we aren't that butter not taste good

[@Psilomuscimol]

​did you taste it^ how did you^ know

[@Seagull313]

@@Psilomuscimol yes I have eaten butter raw just to try when I was 7

[@Psilomuscimol]

@masondier2664 . I was asking the guy above me, because he was talking about that specific butter. And I'm sure he wasn't there to taste it.

[@Seagull313]

@@Psilomuscimol Ohhhh my bad im sorry

[@jaxoncooper3354]

"Even though its hard to be straight, I'm gonna try today" - Matt at his wedding

[@nickvoss5782]

Wedding already happened... he appears to be happily married but I cannot speak for others.

[@aidenchoe4971]

@@nickvoss5782 that has nothing to do with the joke tho

[@jaxoncooper3354]

@@nickvoss5782 Thanks for the input Nick

[@nickvoss5782]

@@jaxoncooper3354 No problem, have a great rest of your day.

[@jaxoncooper3354]

@@aidenchoe4971 Yeah...

[@tommywilson9836]

"So we don't get our holes confused, that's the worst." Sure is, Matt.

[@monkeygraborange]

That's what she said

[@Zoski4kTV]

Giggitty

[@____MC____]

I bet its a real bummer when you only find one.

[@tommywilson9836]

@@____MC____ quite literally a 'bummer'.

[@frostypotatoking]

*Walks up to cashier* Cashier: What are you gonna do with all this butter. Matt: Shoot it what else..

[@AxxLAfriku]

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear fro

[@MrWarthog]

@@AxxLAfriku no need to be ashamed, Lord AxxL. your videos are perfect.

[@Backroad_Junkie]

I've always wondered what that looked like, like buying 50 toilet seats. Cashier: What are you going to do with all this? Matt (shamed): I'm a KZbinr. Cashier: Got it. Keep away from my daughter...

[@My_initials_are_O.G.cuz_I_am]

@@AxxLAfriku They are ashamed of the way you advertise your channel i comments of other channels.

[@dustoniuspollywogus8105]

yeah i cant even imagine what the cashier was thinkin

[@FullSpeedAirsoft]

Shout out to the cows that made the butter to make this video. Good job cows, we love you!!

[@lehoto1163]

quote of the day: “even though it’s hard to be straight, i’m gonna try today” -Matt

[@poklijn3390]

I was about to post this nice

[@rafaelalodio5116]

"You don't wanna mess up the holes" - Also Matt

[@jiffy6867]

Next shirt idea.

[@lachicadesistemas]

as a lesbian myself, I couldn't have agreed more with that statement. Hahaha.

[@darrenfalconer3267]

@@poklijn3390 what, 10 thousands posts of 1 quote is enough????

[@jacobluker5531]

Nobodies talking abt how he was eating straight butter😂😂 he also said “it’s hard to be straight”💀💀

[@joebeach7759]

He's "dirty bulking" He'll eat ANYTHING at this point...

[@xenolemon7261]

Don't forget the "we don't want to get our holes confused it's the worst"

[@DidYouDieThough]

Nowadays it seems like it's hard to be straight yeah

[@angelalucito2740]

I eat straight butter and I take that as an insult

[@robertluna3]

I love how he discreetly mentions the ATF trying to monitor him and nobody says a thing.

[@speedercat154]

Lol

[@kryhxlic2446]

What do u mean

[@UnKnvwn]

Where?

[@julios2880]

@@UnKnvwn at the end haha he says they subscribed xD

[@UnKnvwn]

@@julios2880 I seen that after I watched the whole thing😂😂 I commented when I was like halfway through

[@splintercell323]

My entire cardiovascular system was shuddering watching him eat that butter.

[@brucekaren6693]

“Don’t get your holes confused..” If I had a dollar for every time I heard that..

[@someone_246]

now imagine hearing that with no context...

[@hacubemehh2638]

@@someone_246 takumi what gun you keep in that ae86

[@aH-yx8uf]

“Don’t wanna get our holes confused that’s the worst” yeah she hates it when I do that.

[@TheRealNoahF]

O.o

[@BIG-zo5um]

She hates it But I don’t

[@genaraharris4971]

@@BIG-zo5um 👀

[@alphazuluz]

Around my house, we call that “spontanal”. The wife is not a fan.

[@Ferrari255GTO]

13:53 "even though its hard to get straight, we are gonna try today"

[@zababy]

"Even though its hard to be straight, we'll still try" *Meredith listening to him say that*

[@Eli-dd5jc]

😂😂😂

[@TMW_DragonixX]

Bruh

[@oliverhemsley3290]

Think she may be more concerned about the confusing of holes. But don't worry, we know of a plentiful supply of butter to help with that.

[@waynebarke7979]

We know Matt, don’t tell Mere. ❄️

[@DraconaiAuracto]

Man just chomping on butter in that last shot like it's a candy bar is a cursed image.

[@callmejoive4136]

“Even tho it’s hard to be straight I am gonna try today” -Matt the man with a wife and kids

[@WhatTheGame]

"So we dont get our holes confused, that's the worst"

[@100Gaming-u5e]

"oh wow that a big hole"

[@pipermullis2575]

Hey he could totally be bi lmao

[@diegoramirez8674]

Literally why I’m at the comment section🤣

[@Hiddenus1]

@@WhatTheGame I literally read this when said it. Thats a weird experience.

[@gifthorse3675]

This episode: Butter Next episode: Cheese I see your shooting 90% of the American diet

[@shrekdonkey9551]

Ranch dressing

[@Torchedini]

Don't forget corn

[@hdezn26]

@Towelie The other 10% includes bugs and sawdust . . . ( their's a website out there that explains the maximun non food contents allowed per food item somewhere...)

[@ArpRLB]

Hey, Matt! You mentioned that your ears were ringing even with hearing protection. If you hear ringing, it means that you've suffered some degree of hearing damage. If you can anticipate if it's that loud (and I know you can't always), it might be worth double-protection.

[@purplejamoriginal2339]

lets blow this up to make shore Matt sees this

[@synthwolfe8906]

As my grandpa used to say, "always double down your protection for the loud ones".

[@ElDuderinoh]

@@purplejamoriginal2339 sure * bro

[@christiancrosby5746]

@@synthwolfe8906 lol

[@Dingbobber]

@@purplejamoriginal2339 “Sure”