Describing Every Fate Servant In Three Words Or Less

[@PlushieMistress]

5:24 you know it

[@EnkiJAR]

accurate

[@lpapyrusbankai]

Truely accurate

[@sidrezig4449]

Orion: relationship problems Grand archer: that the bear

[@absalom2500]

I thought he said "hes the bear" in normal orion and then "thats the bear" in super orion

[@sidrezig4449]

@@absalom2500 he did say that. I jest thought of something different to say

[@DavidGraham221]

“I hear knocking” “They’re knocking louder” “Door is CRACKING” “They’re in Kitchen”

[@evanolsen6925]

FBI OPEN UP!

[@Alexzander1989]

“Go to jail” or “skip event” “Rare prism” “Rare prism” “I hear knocking”

[@james8981]

🤣

[@Brian-xe1gd]

“Hey, Musashi ain’t that bad!” “She unleashed a singularity by cooking rice with the Holy Grail.” “Oh…”

[@oger3225]

Udon

[@j_Snow]

I think I missed something from the story, is that what really happened?

[@ShadowBaron22]

@@j_Snow the vegas summer event.

[@james8981]

Ayo hol up she did what!!!😨

[@uchophamxuan6515]

@@james8981 she cooked with the Holy Grail

[@Zeke1460]

Us phantom fans: “hey you know what? He made it into the video. That’s a win”

[@klidge]

God bless you for loving him. Someone has to and it's certainly not DW

[@Blue-el5dt]

There are phantom fans?

[@thereseavanastrea4662]

@@Blue-el5dt I'm one I use him for Da memes

[@alex12cf]

@@Blue-el5dt don't mess with us phantom fans. Literally we are like 4 guys and one stopped playing.

[@PurpleLugia]

@@alex12cf Nah, there's a good dozen of us. (I would know, I keep track of names as I discover them and try to collect them as friends ;) ) You can find the highest concentration of us NA Phantom Masters in the sub-community Zeke and I come from. And indeed, don't mess with us, for we are dedicated!

[@ninjakidkat12]

Saber Karna just came out of nowhere and I fucking *love him*. Instant lvl 100 10/10/10

[@marethyu7593]

It’s canonically mentioned in the show that he could’ve solo’d the ENTIRE war 1v13 if he was summoned in his original Archer form.

[@Sylar2112i]

Being a horse in mythology seems like a good time

[@SherlockDaHolmie]

Tell that to Loki.

[@bingobongo73]

Heracles would be too strong in the game if he wasn’t a berserker hence why we only have *UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING*

[@blackvial]

They don't dare give us Archer Heracles

[@bingobongo73]

@@blackvial unfortunately

[@Ultima_Z]

And they still had to nerf his noble phantasm.

[@bingobongo73]

@@Ultima_Z a full 12 stack of guts off an np would be too strong gameplay wise even now

[@Ultima_Z]

@@bingobongo73 I just find it amusing that they nerfed an already nerfed character, and he's still one of the two best four star servants in the game last time I checked.

[@illyachan5901]

1:31 4:52 5:02 5:44 They’re so close they’ll get you any second…

[@lolnani17]

what is that name bro are you an illya simp or something

[@illyachan5901]

@@lolnani17 I’d think that was obvious to anyone yes

[@lolnani17]

@@illyachan5901 Ah, I See You're a Man of Culture As Well have a nice day sir.

[@Jamushu]

I love that he looks off every time he says it

[@jordanthecommander6977]

7:25 I remember getting Dantes after I had played through the entire Danganronpa series and thinking to myself "Why is Nagito/Kamukura a servant?"

[@marxusrafferty5263]

Honestly nagito getting into the throne of heroes by accident would probably make sense for him and his Luck.

[@kaseyatakahashi9753]

"That's the horse" Lmao

[@bayuhoutarou7248]

"They're Knocking louder "😂😂😂😂

[@yuukami8360]

"The door's cracking"

[@brambl3014]

On Miyu: "the door are cracking"

[@princessscarlet2219]

"They're in kitchen" Lmao!

[@barongrasse2296]

FBI OPEN UP!!!!

[@DongbaekEGOSpicebush]

I like how all the servants have a accurate and funny description. Then Jason and Oberon are just *B A S T A R D*

[@matthewbruns8613]

That IS an accurate description though

[@yammoto148]

I mean Oberon is a lovable Bastard but Jason? Even at his best moments F that guy

[@gorgonlover3598]

Immediate like for Barghest being his wife. We stan Barghest love here

[@klidge]

Top tier EZ

[@Irmarinen]

@@klidge I just found your channel with this video, and i allready see you are a man of culture. Love her too.

[@ningen7736]

We appreciate muscle girls with gap Moe around these parts.

[@nepspartan-7597]

1:37 "What happened?" Kiara murder happened.

[@MATTierial]

1:28 S...S...Senchou? 3:26 definitely our Senchou.

[@themasteryoshisaur]

1:04 Man of culture 🤝 3:18 WE NEED THE SUMMER VER.

[@Isshikishikishi]

5:34 Fun fact: Shuten does not have the "child" trait but Ibaraki does.

[@BurntFrenchToast106]

Another fun fact: Shuten’s design, from her height to her looks, are based on her VA

[@sadge_png]

@@BurntFrenchToast106 another fun fact apparently yuki aoi is sometimes called a legal loli in japan and she doesn't particularly mind it

[@littlekuribohimposte]

@@sadge_png Well if you see pictures of her, she is very tiny

[@kagato3]

@@littlekuribohimposte but defently an adult

[@fatemadman9688]

@@sadge_png hold up

[@deucesommerfeld1248]

“THAT’S THE BEAR.” Killed it

[@comictoonmlg]

8:01 jesus christ i never noticed how thin those legs were until you pointed out

[@wellmanwb]

She is one of the taller female servants especially considering her loli status. She's like 5ft which makes her noticeably taller than Nero.

[@eduardopantoja9115]

@@wellmanwb Why are her legs so thin though. It looks painful

[@revolvingworld2676]

@@eduardopantoja9115 Oh come on she's not that thin, you can clearly see she at least has bones.

[@wellmanwb]

@@eduardopantoja9115 For the easy reason it is just the angle. For an actual lore reason she did live in Puritan Massachusetts malnutrition was very common back then.

[@BurntFrenchToast106]

@@wellmanwb that or it’s kouhaku kuroboshi’s art style. Look at Hokusai and yang guifei, they too are thin. Also, look at the rest of his artwork. His characters are rail thin

[@captainhuntank7963]

5:22 i see you are aware of the lad with the most wholesome intentions for mata hari, and to that i salute you good sir

[@OrionArknights]

"f*ck a horse" hold up "there's the horse" I see

[@ZhaneX24]

"Honestly? Best girl." WAOW! And that is how you get your video a like.

[@andysyark4696]

"Daddy issues" Mordred so accurate

[@AkiFujimaruVT]

7:25 Okay im glad I wasnt the only one who literally thought that dante's art literally looked like a danganronpa character

[@jordanthecommander6977]

He was designed by the director of the Danganronpa series. That's why he looks like Nagito/Kamukura

[@jadenkarpoff9158]

6:51 Better watch how loud you say that or else a certain devilish kouhai may just have to turn you into a pig.

[@kronicalchaostic]

2:57 Seriously, the absolute best

[@JanusHoW]

Magical Girl Ilya - "They're knocking louder." I died. Abigail Williams - "Those legs" *FBI OPEN UP*

[@carterwray3443]

I'm heckin crying at bird up WHEEEEEZE, I love Circe

[@מוטילפקיבקר]

Reines is a weird character lol( but an interesting one nontheless), and her brother really needs a break

[@philipraphaelw9492]

I like to think of her as the smug trio with uriel and stheno. So natual smug

[@Akario3]

TamaCat should have been "a cat is fine too". But yeah i feel like everyone loves her despite her wonky kit.

[@Akario3]

@FatedAwakening so were most of them

[@johnathanera5863]

@@Akario3 nope. Most were indeed less than 3 words lol.

[@ethansweeting7787]

"Meower with apron" could also work.

[@chicharonn]

2:44 "It aint gay if its clay"

[@flare0114]

Ok, Carmilla is Plushie Mistress but Melt isn't Ryou Emerald?

[@comictoonmlg]

7:00 this made me laugh out so hard

[@Slayerofall21]

Queen Zenobia: *HOLY. FUCK.* Couldn't have said it better myself

[@MusicFan752]

Klidge looking at summer morded: Honestly….the best. Me: Damn straight.

[@bnshitposting2765]

1:03 green lantern

[@Lunar1us]

I just like to imagine that Hollow Ataraxia fans hear 7:05 every time they see Caren

[@Leukresnt]

What's context with Caren in fgo?

[@Lunar1us]

@@Leukresnt I have no idea, but that scene with angra and her ain't leaving nobody's memory

[@shadexvii3975]

@@Leukresnt I believe she’s a pseudoservant inhabited by a god? Her kit is a massive mess that everyone seems to hate though.

[@SapoWeonN300]

@@Leukresnt she is basically a God. The Roman God of _Love_

[@simplewombat7442]

“Sorry about Russia.” Bro that can mean so many things for so many people

[@theexecutioner5244]

8:03 Agreed. This was fun to stumble upon.

[@LocTran-sc7mm]

As a non fgo player, this shit is wild, and also hilarious as fuck even without context

[@LucianaShadow]

I know a fair bit about FGO through osmosis and this video is hilarious. Especially the Benkei bit.

[@Vithor.G16]

I died in the "Projection" part, xD (Seriously, they did Geronimo dirty. Poor guy :/) PS: Eli Caster is worst welfare :v

[@SvafaBlackhand]

Maybe now, but at time of her release she was arguably the best aoe caster - Mephisto and Shakespeare were the only competition that weren't story-locked, and both needed grails to really compete. It wasn't until London that permanent Tama and Nursery Rhyme released to give her real competition and a focus on Arts-meta. Meanwhile, Chacha was out-performed by most in her class before she released.

[@tkdarkheart]

@@SvafaBlackhand not mention she's just... annoying in the worst way. Her voice, her attitude... ugh.

[@H0elessRomantic1]

@@tkdarkheart i fucking love everything about her (apart from her gameplay value, which is still fine). She's cute, the way she treats Little Okita is adorable, her animation with her falling over is cute as well, and i could name quite a lot of other reasons, why she is a good loli.

[@H0elessRomantic1]

@@tkdarkheart zeitan and Bradamante have great voices as well.

[@Frog-Shaped-Slime]

Medusa really does deserve more love. Can I have a 5* version of her for Christmas

[@rainy_windchime]

The energy of your "I'm sorry" was just incredible

[@PKmaster12]

Was already expecting a Danganronpa joke for Edmond Dantes and it still caught me off guard

[@bootlegmufasacringe2397]

2:11 i was kind of expecting them to say "immortal" because he basically is in game

[@Jamushu]

He could've said Honako Green a second time and I would've allowed it tbh

[@thephantomwolf1002]

0:23 So, from what I can gather, he's basically Kakyoin?

[@miguellorenzobuena9057]

6:45 He's not wrong

[@Gambit17]

Rider Mordred: Honestly the best. I can't argue with that.

[@blacklightvirus6101]

"Unwanted genderbend"boy i have wanted a actual king arthur forever

[@nabilsaufi5180]

"She deserves better" true... so true

[@rottenbeans629]

*pauses at Ereshkigal* "Best girl" PEAK UNADULTERATED BASED

[@volcanicz6739]

>Okita >Best GudaGuda characters B A S E D

[@detectivepancakes3095]

I gotta say, the Edmond Dantes one is prettu accurate

[@samarius_art_and_games]

"What a nerd." "What a cutie." "What a hottie." My gay self was not ready for the whiplash.

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

"You deserve happiness" thank you for that.

[@deanedwards5030]

2:55 earned my like 👍

[@castergilgamesh1778]

Your opinions on Ereshkigal and Rider are nothing but pure facts and truth

[@Monunga]

For those that are saying "I am the storm" is four words...the song is Bury the Light. Which is three.

[@morsayxd]

0:10 bro how dare you , ceasar is chady asf >:0

[@stuckerfan2563]

2:40 I thought you were gonna go with ball buster

[@Awsomemobs2000Theminecraftdude]

7:06 *Neil's cursed that's amore outtro intensifies*

[@klidge]

A friend of mine burdened me with it so now all of you have to share that weight

[@ZetsubouGintama]

The respect you put on Ushi making me forgive you calling OG Artoria a burger eater.

[@MelficeCyrum]

I'm sort of surprised F/SN Cu didn't get called "Honako Green" instead of Billy but I guess they both work.

[@devo1246]

"Unwanted reverse genderbend." Y Y'know he existed before Artoria, yeah?

[@Mhipe]

"sorry about Russia" Man

[@vonguyencattunh]

0:57 I was wrong for thinking that I am safe from being motivated

[@water_color]

This is… really good

[@greyhood3447]

This video is the epitome of rewatch value

[@swr_vitch]

I like unintelligible mumbling though I wish her design was a bit more accurate to the description of Frankenstein’s monster

[@bangus4785]

Enjoyed every single second of it

[@Goddess_Ishtar]

Okay, i enjoy the attention....but I'M NOT USELESS! Thank you~🎶

[@Ever_Curious]

My golden friend would love to disagree

[@boringguy3496]

Saved me from camelot

[@Goddess_Ishtar]

@@Ever_Curious your golden "friend" died in his sleep and needed help retrieving his hide from Kur....and last i checked, needed Enkidu's help taking down my bull.

[@Goddess_Ishtar]

@@boringguy3496 of course I did. It would be unbecoming of me not to help when I'm needed.

[@Ever_Curious]

@@Goddess_Ishtar and last I checked you where killed by your sister. And you where the one who threw a tantrum after you couldnt get Gil to marry you?

[@dinhoxdinho]

Ozymandias: PRAISE THE SUN

[@slstrv]

me who thought this was short begginers guide about all servants:

[@idrawalot8000]

Vergil Oberon should’ve been imposter among us

[@モルガン-f7b]

Being called a yandere is hurtful.

[@thirdsilhouetteofaverage7373]

3:15 I mean can you blame her tho? Look at Xiang Yu, How could your hormones not go wild for this man? Mine sure did

[@Necroxion]

1:37 Dio's boyfriend but from Castlevania

[@moonleung6384]

This was so funny, can't wait for season 2

[@ApexGale]

"suicidal warrior queen" is what i would have said for scathach but yours works too

[@LaughingComedian]

I love Valkyrie for the reason she's not a servant with 3 ascensions, she's 3 Servants. You get 3 waifu for the price of 1, cant beat value like that.

[@fadhilyudistira8819]

that "honako green" got me subscribing

[@cathpalug1221]

I'm surprised you didn't say Anastasia is myst's waifu. It's practically a running joke at this point.

[@pecnikluis]

0:52 IS TOO MOTIVATED!

[@jordanthecommander6977]

Missed Highlander reference imho

[@paps3060]

Well my laptop froze and then bluscreened during the Caren bit, so that was was odd

[@thepanzerofthelake732]

0:54 Ah yes... Vergil

[@jordanthecommander6977]

That's clearly the Highlander.

[@rentenzen_FGO]

6:55 "Heaven's Feel Kiddo"

[@saberamv4288]

I'M THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

[@mfthemattdetonados]

Godamnit Benedict Cumberbatch got me cuz i'm watching Sherlock 3x1 rn HAHAHAHA

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

0:27 so younger guys, ok I can use shapeshifting to back to being 14, 1:33 very legal useless Goddess 2:09 not sure I can fully live up to her standards but am willing to try,...despite my undead condition 2:26 as long as we're not eating Haggis all the time its cool 2:29 my dark queen 2:34 neither yet both, 2:42 My king 2:49 reason to move to Alabama, 2:56 second reason for the one above, 3:51 I want her to call me daddy 5:00 we need bore blankets,....but not clothing 5:38 do not see a problem with that, 6:40 wild side gall,..my thing 6:41 my wife 6:49 our sex counsellor, 7:27....that its true, best girl the gothic french tsundere wife 7:29 our open marriage plus one

[@LaplaceBacklogs]

I’m glad I’m not the only one that’s scared of Kagetora.

[@pokegoldmineA]

4:51 This dude's spitting facts

[@nobodyimportant4503]

Ozymandias: *appears* Klidge: *points* arrogance Ozymandias: *offended* Me: *sips tea*

[@ananda9133]

Sitonai: xNaya I'm ashamed at how long it took me to figure this out.

[@josephwilliams9030]

Thanks for helping me.

[@zevraluna1899]

I cane here just for Waver and I’m not disappointed

[@minutemen_in_t-605]

7:54 straight facts

[@muthafoca9409]

"My wife" Good tastes dude. Good tastes

[@Archetype_Angel]

"You deserved better." Me to half the servants after learning their backstories.

[@nyandra290]

"Just a guy" LMAO

[@toeimoviefan2978]

Toei says that Evil Servants being taller and powerful than humans somewhat influencing the Decepticons from Transformers: Animated being also tall and powerful too.