Desperate German Defense - Steel Division 2 Memes

[@ashakita3363]

Autoresolve basicly works this way: if you have a Panzerschreck and the enemy has 5 Tanks, you loose the Panzerschreck and the enemy looses 2 bullets on one tank MG. If you have 5 Tanks and the enemy has a Panzerschreck you loose all five tanks and the enemy looses 5 Panzerschreck-rounds

[@tooichan]

"How can they do this? They're driving in the forest!" - French commander in 1940, as the Germans invaded through the Ardennes

[@crqf2010ruler]

Oh shit, I made the same comment.

[@thecommunistdoggo1008]

Final transmission from Kampfgruppen Bokoen: "Mein Führer, the situation in Riga has developed not necessarily in our favour"

[@artanisplays3982]

Hitler: "Today is a day which will live in infamy, forces in Riga has been encircled and is being destroyed"

[@itszyad4332]

Bo’s repeated voice cracks are those of a war criminal trying with all his existence not to get executed at Nuremberg

[@volatile100]

Hes not even going to make it to Nuremberg, he's gonna be put down in a field by a commisar

[@cameronharris2669]

That's better than Nuremburg tbh 😅

[@nilloc93]

I remember the first stream thinking "man if they keep autoresolving they're not going to have enough units to win even manual battles"

[@AbsentIntelligence]

Imagine a car drives up and then the door opens and a truck steps out.

[@cisarovnajosefina4525]

"Is that the wunderwaffe??"

[@TheWorldEnd2]

i knew the kübelwagen always looked too much like a clown-car

[@userequaltoNull]

What kind of fish is that @OP?

[@ladywaffle2210]

"I'll see you in Argentina!" "And I'll see you in Nuremburg!" -Göring and Göbbels

[@悠悠雪野]

Optimist and pasamistic

[@lt3746]

The dichotomy of man

[@NoFlu]

That's honestly one of the best banters I've heard in a while

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@NoFlu I try, and every once in a while, it works

[@Bokoen1]

Last Steel Division performed pretty good, so here's another one!

[@mar_sh4617]

We will watch your [steel division]career with great interest!

[@abuhajaar7885]

I love steel Division especially the panzerfausts

[@yers7638]

Yeah baby!

[@brooksriley9659]

I’m sure you’ll get more of this kinda message but I do love this steel division content especially these cooperative campaigns and I’d love to see some more of it. I’d personally recommend the Tiraspol campaign if you want some more axis struggling anyhow enjoyed the video keep it up

[@draconisthewyvern3664]

“the americans strapped 4 hmgs on a thing”, the americans later on strapped SIX, 6 , 120MM CANNONS (recoilless) onto the back/turret of a light armored vehicle that could volley fire or fire each one individually. the americans known how to strap on dakka! but you always need more dakka!

[@enfield_the_enigmatic2989]

Please more Steel Division. I fucking love Steel Division.

[@PoolNoodleGundam]

Especially because they're bad at it. That makes this so much less dry than most SD content.

[@dutch_cheese_man]

Is steel division worth it for single player

[@williamm2003]

@@PoolNoodleGundam they're not tooo bad at it, his coop buddies have some decent SD experience as well. at any rate he's leagues better than tommykay

[@williamm2003]

@@dutch_cheese_man definitely. even the base game gets you 4 campaign maps, DLCs add another 4.

[@mariuslge6882]

@@dutch_cheese_man Yeah, skirmishes and historical battles are pretty great.

[@TheBigYarg]

“Phase B is just a number” - *bokoen 2021*

[@northernleigonare]

Translate to English.

[@cvetomirgeorgiev9106]

Thank you for the translation Google 👍. I finally feel included in the conversations

[@merrylildeath3113]

Diss the feature all you want its a fucking helpful feature tho unironically

[@antlantis1234]

@@merrylildeath3113 if it worked

[@lt3746]

Not a math guy

[@nabo1871]

"oh no, they're doing deep battle!" -famous last words

[@draconisthewyvern3664]

“the americans strapped 4 hmgs on a thing”, the americans later on strapped SIX, 6 , 120MM CANNONS (recoilless) onto the back/turret of a light armored vehicle that could volley fire or fire each one individually. the americans known how to strap on dakka! but you always need more dakka!

[@Not_actually_a_commie]

“Was that VC in that brush?” _glances at flechette rounds_ “At one time”

[@SSFhighcommandJOHN]

Dude the Ontoss was fucking lit af, I love that thing

[@andrewhopkins886]

oh we learned the meaning of daka long before that. M2 medium. Literally more machine guns than we knew what to do with.

[@MrCoolguy425]

@@andrewhopkins886 “you get a .50! You get a .50! EVERYONE GETS .50 CALS!”

[@andrewhopkins886]

@@MrCoolguy425 Unfortunately they were only .30's. But then we made the m16 to make up for it.

[@thatonerussiandictator5412]

I formally request that more Steel Division videos be produced upon your quickest convenience.

[@mosesracal6758]

Thats awfully polite for a dictato- I mean for the glorious leader

[@PennTankerGuy]

"HOW CAN THEY DO THIS? THEY'RE DRIVING THROUGH THE FOREST!" -France and England, circa 1940.

[@ralphsaavedra2326]

Private: "Sergeant, we have 6 HEAT shells and there are 5 tanks ahead" Sergeant: "It's a fair fight then"

[@holyordersoftheemperorsinq246]

Bokoen, a scared Volkssturm commander: "OH NO YOU TOLD THERE WOULDN`T BE ANY TANKS" Choking, s seasoned brainwashed SS veteran with zero self-preservation whatsoever, saying in the calmest voice possible: _"I said they are an Army unit, so they are usually not supposed to have tanks."_ Very good series, please more Steel Division. I´m already waiting for you to play as the Soviets - imagine all the raw meatpower memes.

[@thebladeofchaos]

this is why you never autoresolve in any Eugen Systems game. the Autoresolve NEVER works in your favor

[@C00kiesAplenty]

Never autoresolve any game ever. It always screws you.

[@General_Townes]

@@C00kiesAplenty flahbacks to auto resolve in m&b warband killing 10 of your knights against some fucking peasants.

[@zekedia2223]

@@General_Townes flashbacks to autoresolve in Empire at War

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@C00kiesAplenty Only time it has ever worked is in Total War: Shogun 2, where if you have complete superiority over the enemy you can win without a single casualty in autoresolve

[@andrewhopkins886]

seriously, never use auto-resolve. if you don't have time, quick-save and come back later. Better than potentially losing an entire campaign because RNGesus decided to take you up the butt.

[@corbindick8943]

in this episode we see bo desperately try to keep from being punished for his war crimes

[@andreischipor38]

So early, that the Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact is still respected by the Germans

[@forgottendragonpriestartem3414]

Spicy today huh?

[@MikeCGannon]

Bo, I'm just picturing a version of Hoi4 where micro-ing just looks like a game of Steel Division. You have a hundred people in your coop and a single game lasts for a solid month.

[@soni3608]

Coughs in the Bolt Action and Kar98 wargames

[@jakubcesarzdakos5442]

That's called war games

[@MajorSkrewup]

with paradox levels of stability? prep the cyanide pills.

[@lc9245]

HoI 2 used to have the scenario where you command the troops rather than the entire nation. Steel Division 2 Army General is actually just that, but turn based. They are not a big team, else I would have liked to see a TW style map with very defined terrain features, noticeable on the map and on the battlefield. If it's real time, we have Ashes of Singularity with thousand of units, but so far no one had done a real time divisional combat game for WW2 yet.

[@tweedtalk5273]

@@lc9245 how do you get that scenario on hoi 2?

[@Atesz222]

Fitting an Opel Blitz into a Kübelwagen is nothing short of a logistical miracle

[@chucanoris]

True german wunderwaffe, a kübelwagen that can fit an entire truck inside it

[@crqf2010ruler]

"They're driving through the forest, how can they do this?" - French Central Army command after witnessing the Panzers moving through the Ardennes to pincer the north army

[@drekbleh7081]

>Auto resolve Never have I ever hated a button that can cost so so much because you rolled wrong on RNG

[@KingAethlelWulf]

i'm really liking these videos tbh. I like the mix between the hoi4-style overview and the shenanigans at the ground level

[@Martyr_of_vigilance]

Hitler: it is fine, we have Ziegler halting the Russian armored advance. He will hold the line… “Mein Fuhrer… Mein Fuhrer, Ziegler is dead” Hitler: everyone except Bokoen, Swimmy, leave….. DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL!!!”

[@alecdeter1999]

God I love Steel Division from you guys Zigler shall get his Iron Cross with oak leaves I'll make sure of it

[@Fordo007]

"They are driving through the forest?!" Germany saying that is very ironic...

[@SALordBaxter]

The combination of a turn-based operational layer with a realtime tactical layer is nice. Reminds me of some of Graviteam's titles, like Kharkov 1943.

[@Oh_oh_its_Magic]

It's time for the second ride of the Latvian Thundercross biker Brigade!

[@iocn431]

I was hoping you’d play this after the last one! Please do more!

[@hristosparaskevas104]

The Latvians will hold!

[@TheGreatMaou]

lol I thought everyone knew that you never auto-resolve unless it's a guaranteed win. Whoever suggested that went full pepega.

[@ethananderson5558]

Your group really shines on this game. I'll keep watching the fuck out of these.

[@reboundkyle8435]

Ziegler blew up like 5 fucking tanks or something and he was calm the entire time

[@SimonHuenecke]

I really like this campaign. I even watched some of the twitch vods

[@SimonHuenecke]

update i need more bokoen-steel division vods

[@mishashevel4193]

the joke about Argentina and Nuremberg was smooth, it made me laugh so much :D.

[@golgarisoul]

Bo, you and your crew have a good dynamic in this game. I love it.

[@Chronic_Gambler]

even after all this time we must never forget Zieglers Bravery...

[@Smitty_Werbenjagermanjensen1]

Virgin cannon fodder Vs. Chad organic artillery

[@Windswepttrout]

RIP Zeigler you absolute legend

[@Warius5]

These vids are actually very entertaining, the other ones when it’s just normal aren’t as good IMO, but the campaign thing seems really cool

[@helwrecht1637]

“How can they do this, they are driving through the forest!?” - General Bokoen1 of the French army. 1939

[@mappymappy2093]

i barely understand whats happening but its awesome

[@Teoras]

More of these tactical gamemodes please! Super fun to watch :))

[@highfivedog2336]

Ziegler’s picture was probably put on Hitler’s mantle after he heard that Ziegler killed four Russian tanks on his own.

[@soni3608]

I'm called Zigler in my Arma unit, and I normally carry a panzerfaust lmfaoooo

[@druegnor1703]

~Alternate history where Heeresgruppe Nord delay Courlan Pocket destruction by few days

[@FTLAD]

Please keep making these steel division videos bo, they're fantastic

[@placeholder577]

“How can they do this? They’re driving through the forest” - France 1940

[@h21lad13]

an opel blitz just earn a battlefield promotion from general staff which in turn turns him to a supply truck

[@bowenc24]

Lol you know your on your last legs when your best hope is a mad guy on a motorcycle!

[@myman1635]

What?! Your Kubel is Evolving! Congratulations! Your Kubel has evolved into a Opel Blitz!

[@archtower8564]

My steel division campaign matches are exactly like this lose entire regiments and get destroyed 10/10 will play again.

[@axcelis6188]

Love the steel division content keep it up, Cant wait for the next campaign

[@hanskloss7930]

Really enjoying Steel Division content, keep it up!

[@SleepySheepy99]

Another episode of the escapades of Kampfgruppe Bokoen

[@jordanpicnic1017]

You've inspired me and my buddy to get this game and learn it, well done bo

[@rgb3304]

"A bad situation made worse by gross incompetence. The bokoen1 story."

[@theonlyidiotintheroom5662]

Ziegler... Ziegler had a hard life.

[@phil036]

I really enjoy this steel division series pls bring us more!!!

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

"why am I getting carpet bombed?" *Dresden when the R.A.F paid a visit*

[@toxicf4rt427]

"Gonna be lots iron crosses today" pissed my pants to this

[@229masterchief]

"I HAVE NOTHING" - Any German generals when told to counterattack in 1944-1945

[@mrbomb2815]

"How can they do this? They are driving through the forest!" -The French probably idk

[@JohnnyCash101]

2:37 *Scav Laugh*

[@kevinstorey6695]

I just got a notification saying you just uploaded this video (this notification was sent after I got one for the Hungarian Hussars)

[@memazov6601]

Don't worry guys Steiner attack will save us

[@psychzach1588]

Loved it. Sounded like y'all were having a great time

[@ryans9396]

More army general coop please this is funny as shit

[@skyninjaslayer337]

wasn’t this the same thing u played 6 days ago the same campgian or

[@Bokoen1]

Same campaign yeah, it's a continuation

[@skyninjaslayer337]

@@Bokoen1could u make a playlist for it that would be very nice thanks

[@Asayano]

8:47 "How can they do this?! They're driving through the forest!" French soldiers bewildered at the sight of German tanks pushing through the Ardennes, 1940

[@nickstone1167]

That autoresolve is almost Total War Atilla levels of broken. As the Romans against the Huns.

[@tihy9s168]

These are very enjoyable! Keep up the great work!

[@lukamichels2186]

Love this steel division gameplay, keep it up!

[@chaing-kai-shek2862]

Always remember Ziegler.

[@leonmikeson2313]

Good to know that Bo and the crew are just as good at this game as I am

[@Dixfolk4]

More steel division 2 campaigns please they are amazing

[@bylu6712]

8:45 The French Highcommand in 1940:

[@marxel4444]

1:00 STEINERS ATTACK WILL MAKE EVERYTHING GOOD AGAIN! 1:05 WE HAVENT UNLOCKED STEINER YET THO!

[@Phdiddel]

Sees Bokoen1 Steel division 2 uploaf... ILL TAKE YPUR ENTIRE STOCK!

[@DASCO2136]

Did you bring the panzerfaust? Nein. I brought ze panzer division

[@teslo8020]

These videos are god tier.

[@armata2298]

PLS DO MORE OF THESE VIDS AMZING FUNNY AND JUST NEW CONTENT LOVE IT, !!!!

[@Top_Hat_Walrus]

8:45 France in 1940

[@Black-Fish]

Lol just spam artillery, AA, supply trucks and a few heavy tanks

[@Poderism]

I love these Steel Division 2 videos

[@salter1630]

Why is Cho King the only one who knows what "organic" means in this context?

[@baeryn26]

I don't care what game it is these Videos are so fun to watch

[@Yes-td6mw]

rip ziegler

[@pawtter_ink]

"iam retreating fk you guys" AEHUSEAESEAEHUGHUEASE

[@potatokingjack6870]

Never EVER AUTO no matter how much of a chance u have

[@maxkennedy8075]

Play the death on the Vistula campaign next. Most of your army is discord gamers

[@munk6576]

I fuggin' love steel division man

[@ethancraig9773]

MORE STEEL DIVISION 2 CAMPAIGN VIDEOS

[@nurgleschosen8145]

This is good, i want more. Give me more.

[@kylekrum8804]

8:46 the French when they see the germans doing their thing again.

[@bordias5922]

This game is sadly underrated. It's really good.

[@rgflol1938]

When you realize that a company who made Steel division 2 also made WoT a prem hell and not gonna mention wowp.

[@redguard76]

With this and the last video I might have to get this game. It looks really fun.

[@archiethegrape8080]

This game reminds me of Total War. Mediocre Gameplay until you get into the real and up close battles