Destiny - Funny Dialogue

[@thedootster6110]

"Nine-tenths of Pre Golden Age data..... Is Smut!" *"You're goddamn right"*

[@kamieaston3016]

I'm still waiting for the "This golden age tech must be some kind of weapon we can..." **bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz** "Is... is that porn?" **moans**

[@NewGuy2534]

*ONLY NINE-TENTHS?!!*

[@blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306]

@@NewGuy2534 I'm sure the other 10th is just cat and gaming videos.

[@Gojira.destroyingtokyo]

4:15

[@Vanq22114]

I'm so sorry you had to experience the Internet, Rahool. You didn't deserve that.

[@combine1175]

This is *FIRETEAM THE BAD GUYS DON'T CARE WHAT WE CALL OURSELVES DO THEY?* If I could, I would name a group that.

[@WK-wu6cs]

I wonder if you can name a clan that.......😂😂😂😂

[@z6wmbi]

“Hey, take me with you.” boy, that aged well

[@cassette_elk]

If you're a Hunter, the Memory of Cayde-6 cloak has that as the sample text. Tbh, fits pretty perfectly.

[@cosmicboi1650]

@@cassette_elk same with the bond for a Warlock

[@mettaton9047]

@@cassette_elk same with the titan mark

[@guywithstuffs3153]

@@mettaton9047 same with a hunter cloak

[@sleeplessgames1677]

I love this entire reply thread

[@TheLegoJungle]

Tower lines are hilarious. I wish D2 had em.

[@roxrequiem2935]

"9/10ths of golden age data is smut!" Rahool made my day.

[@themakuta2937]

Pre golden age data

[@Qardo]

And you wonder why he is so happy.

[@nathanscheller5173]

Your dedication to capturing this dialogue is most appreciated. The tower PA lines make me weak XD

[@asukifolxfer7375]

It had me at "the amusement sphere is for recreational use only"

[@DragonKnight90001]

“Fireteam the badguys don’t care what we call ourselves do they report in” ......100 glimmer that was cayde pulling a prank on zavala

[@3DTyrant]

Make that 500 glimmer, and you got yourself a deal.

[@DragonKnight90001]

3DTyrant deal

[@shadowdemon553]

It’s all fun and games until cayde losses his sparrow

[@TheSpartanKing]

Ghost seems to have a crush on ikora

[@mettaton9047]

i thought i was the only one

[@malachismith7800]

"Hey take me with you" Cayde-6. :'(.

[@Andrew-pj2vo]

3:48 back when Rasputin actually spoke normal Russian instead of malfunctioning garbage disposal.

[@cosmicboi1650]

He's still speaking Russian, just a lot more distorted

[@Qardo]

I always wondered what he said. I am not very well learned in Russian. German, a tiny bit. Russian....no.

[@hohoho3327]

​@@Qardoif you're still interested he said "the system is hacked; damage has been done; countermeasure planning launched". It's not that interesting, but I like that he speaks without an accent

[@Qardo]

@hohoho3327 Hmmm...no. That is interesting. Even how boring it sounds. It's still interesting. I mean, I know Rasputin may have cursed out Ghost for the hacking. Just Ghost didn't want us to hear the flurry of insults. Damn Vanguard Censorship Rules.

[@babymeej]

2:11 I didn't realize that was a destiny 1 quote... Man, that is a lot more meaningful.

[@WK-wu6cs]

Yeah, makes me wanna use the cloak even more now....

[@willsteele5751]

caydes voice lines are actually pretty sad. it just shows how lonely he actually is and how he just pretends to be okay when he’s actually not.

[@marseldagistani1989]

That's why no Rational hunter would want to be the Vanguard

[@3DTyrant]

Oh, so just like me then?

[@timmyg8888]

Also, he's been dead for 2 years at this point in time

[@brutallegend1100]

“Tired of punching everything?” *NEVER*

[@SunburstSenshi]

“Package for Warlocks? Stop floating! Bad package!” Lmaooooo

[@katlynsteadham5820]

This one made me laugh too much

[@pracitus]

That sick burn from Lakhsmi and Cayde's dialogue never gets old lol. You should record the idle dialogue that Ikora and Zavala got from Shadowkeep. Anyway, thank you for doing this!

[@timmyg8888]

6:27 Wanna hear the announcement lady break the 4th wall?

[@DragonKnight90001]

Well....self advertisement at its best

[@timmyg8888]

Yep...

[@djdocdragon428]

1:48 something me and ghost have in common

[@raid_shadow7525]

Oh my god I felt that I’m horrible at math

[@djdocdragon428]

@Daisy Landis thanks its Solaris United fanart

[@good7bad13]

Oh my gosh...the nostalgia...

[@josearturofloresbuenfil9057]

And everything is coming back again in destiny 2. 🥳

[@Goku-D-Saiyan]

Love how they casually drop their website

[@HybrydATP64]

Exactly, nothing intrusive at all

[@S117M4sterChief]

RIP Lance. You will be wit the Light, always. Here’s to you, Guardian

[@iarusgoldleaf796]

Nine-tenths of pre-golden age data is Smut!

[@volco9016]

I wanna see that data

[@netherlorde9912]

As it should be

[@BlazeIsTheMajor]

It’s true

[@grammarpolice7945]

A video titled this could also be called “all cayde 6 quotes”.

[@fionnnellis2117]

What the hell was that!? FINGERTIPS ON THE SURFACE OF MY MIND yes, thank you for your input, Eris.

[@roguezero3427]

3:42 that wasn’t funny dialogue that you flexing that you can throw a grenade into the vent on the first try

[@ebonslayer3321]

I managed to perfect it, but I've had a lot of practice. I'm a Nightstalker main who uses the grenades that stick to surfaces, so I've always ended up throwing a grenade, realizing "oh shit, this won't work", then switching grenades while having to wait for my T1 Discipline (I'm a Nightstalker, I'm legally obligated to build for Strength and Intelligence) to recharge a Voidwall.

[@jolticgaming9764]

2:13 is on the destiny 2 cayde Memorial cape

[@blueblade8075]

You know, I really miss those yellow subtitles from Destiny 1.

[@JR-kl3cp]

These fireteam names have me dying 😂😂

[@JRHunter-ys5ft]

It shows that some guardians are casual gamers like us who don’t care about formalities lol.

[@xdsmile5359]

Oh yeah I love this

[@sonnygrimm8465]

2:40 I'm pretty sure ikora will give you a hug for being so helpful buddy 😂

[@jakubchmiel6211]

When you watch this video to hear caydes voice just one more time

[@soughtyaper2724]

Destiny 1 always had the best music, even the tower music is amazing

[@yatokawa4336]

"This is some great data here, I wonder if Ikora gives hugs to ghosts. **Hehe**"

[@ambitionary2048]

Cause:hey Zavala, wanna what a transmat zone on the dreadnought looks like? Zavala: You landed a guardian onto the dreadnought without permission? Cayde: oh right *CaN I HaVe PeRmIsSiOn*

[@FurryGram]

See this is what i wish we got from ikora and zavala in Destiny 2. literally never got anything but stoicness and looking constipated from Zavala, and a serious face with perhaps one or two good lines from Ikora. I never even played Destiny 1, and now i feel i missed out on a lot of a lot.

[@BryonYoungblood]

Always did like Zavala going "What the hell was that?" when we see Toland's soul on Phobos while Oryx begins his attack, even if he's left confused by Eris's comment of "Fingertips on the surface of my mind.", which can refer to Toland, or even to feeling Oryx's presence, given her connection to the Hive.

[@ebonslayer3321]

That last one... oof. I can still feel all the pain from that mission.

[@jmoa5634]

"Please think more quietly for the next two hours" *IMMEDIATE sharp glance to Shaxx*

[@silverscorpio24]

Ikora literally asked the whole Tower to play the quiet Game for two hours 🤣

[@phupham2946]

To this very day, no one knows what happen to fireteam Bad News 4 Bad Guys

[@thorodinson292]

"the amusement sphere is for recreational purposes only" Tf have i veen playing football (or soccer) with?!

[@ethanmedford6192]

I remember in the SRL event when holiday would say Cayde's got a lot of glimmer on this

[@OrionRing]

4:37 that accent cayde did was amazing ngl

[@BlitzedNostradamus]

I almost forgotten what Venus looked like.

[@generalracoon1049]

“The south Tower is off limits because of yesterday’s “event””... So Ikora is a Party girl, know what I’m saying

[@asimplefarmer6747]

Rip cayde. This vid brought back some goood memories Also hi toaster, haven't seen you in offtopic in a while :(

[@gy4581]

"Hey take me with you" rip cayde

[@HybrydATP64]

So we know now where our ghost goes when he’s not out, in our tiny backpack

[@BigGav12]

I consider destiny 1 nostalgic. All my friends on Xbox and we did all the raids. Now I’m on Destiny 2 PC and haven’t talked to them in years..

[@RoboticDoom]

That Awoken guard did not have to roast Ikora that hard

[@chinmoku6002]

This brings back great memories that make me sad but happy

[@joshlaw6007]

I like the peaceful music in the background

[@catboygrendelmemeenthusias9310]

if this video was named " cayde-6's screentime" it wouldnt change much

[@84m30]

Man, I Miss the Old Tower P.A. When is it gonna get fixed? I guess at this point they have to fix the Almighty's debris first.

[@Rubicon_621]

Man, when re watching this old video and i kinda miss Lance Reddick so much.

[@CeCactus13]

Hearing this just makes me so sad that my 360 version of D1 was rendered useless after a red circle of death.

[@nokventis9035]

3:21 is beautiful

[@BigBoyMan01]

Fire team bad news for the bad guys is the most dup name I have ever heard

[@ReSpark141]

"..i live in your backpack" but, i dont have one, so where do you live? my quiver?

[@WK-wu6cs]

I always wondered were ghost went whenever he dissolved into thin air XD

[@jumper7625]

The ghost has a crush on ikora 100% lol

[@KurtAustin2448]

Can we get these dialogue lines back in destiny 2? Really need the funny to make a comeback after season of the worthless.

[@oniemployee3437]

damnit, man. I never played Destiny 1 all that much, but i really wish that Bungo would give it a PC port. The armor in that game looks WAAAAAAYY better than in destiny 2.

[@adarshkamoda9183]

7:56 Man, am I glad that I'm a New Light Guardian. Means I didn't have to deal with THAT.

[@GrahamTheThe]

“tired of punching everything?”

[@blusoldier5253]

I would just like to point out to asher that we titans dont JUST punch things ok? Sometimes i smack them with a massive flaming hammer, or a most likely oversized shield, or my fist. Mostly my fist. Edit: the video changed while i was typing this.

[@JodaroKujo]

0:56 Me thinking about the red war campaign And how cayde got jealous we got tanks

[@annibrush1369]

Cayde loses his sparrow... I crack up every time I hear this! (also 'bad news for the bad guys"!

[@Daxti]

ok i've never actually heard 1:43 before and it made me laugh so hard

[@Techhunter_Talon]

TIL The Ghost is bad at math... but can read books in a matter of seconds.

[@WK-wu6cs]

And apparently he is also a great hacker.... somehow....

[@walkertjolsen240]

This is why D2 will never feel right

[@yoohoo236]

I love the fireteam names

[@lemonyship96]

4:16 killed me

[@thephoenix8892]

Remember when we had dialogue for spawning into patrol destinations that actually made it a little enjoyable... yeah

[@JodaroKujo]

1:45-1:51 explains me in online school in a nutshell

[@JodaroKujo]

0:03 hearing a zombie sound in a cave in Minecraft be like

[@comandernightshade5459]

That last one was a nightmare

[@nathanparker8604]

I forgot that Nolan North had a lower pitch for the Ghost’s voice. It’s kinda nice, actually.

[@cenkdark56]

ghost: im not good at math me: its fine im terrible at math anyway so i forgive you

[@kyles5751]

destiny 2 will never live up to this, and thats sad.

[@auscete2762]

really wish I was able to experience what was D1, feels like there was much more emotion to the game

[@annibrush1369]

I miss the Tower PA!

[@c.cording9190]

The nostalgia

[@elaborateantis]

Its official....... Ghosts need hugs

[@jovialmonster757]

Holy shit Avasarala is Lakshmi-2!

[@annibrush1369]

Bungie needs to bring back the Tower PA in D2!!

[@magicjeefly6481]

D1 towers look so sad and empty its saddddd

[@doubt3430]

Old Rasputin to new Rasputin g voice wew

[@Orion-jr6fi]

Ghost simping for Ikora

[@rwilliams_2465]

Cayde is the most likable character out of any game

[@GoGoBunnyBoi]

Awww the nostalgias

[@itsaslimeo]

6:27 d- did bungie just plug their own website?

[@jhills1998]

GIVE US THE PRIMUS, OR WE BLOW THE SHIP

[@adarshkamoda9183]

1:50 You WHAT!?!?!

[@hunterdeloney]

Is it just me or is the D1 dialogue better than the D2 dialogue

[@Logicneverworks]

I really wish D2 had the tower lines

[@Suiax]

4:16 It's called Hentai, and it is *_ART_*

[@zenithrevenant262]

The Bungie.net line kills me every time

[@Leprodus]

So our ghost is actually really bad at math

[@Floydknight]

2:45 looks like someone has a crush on ikora

[@TheGeoCheese]

I am legitimately more concerned with what kind of stupid is happening at the Tower to cause someone to announce “they quit” to everyone.

[@Till27_Spence]

Why can’t the destiny 2 tower have fun things like this