NYC Blackout, Wildin' in Miami & Big Little Lies Guessing Game | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

DESUS and MERO discuss the NYC blackout, their Miami trip, and some very weird Hollywood healthcare.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits.. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

[@reesetwin]

“Do you want my Jacket?” “No, that’s not appropriate.” 😭😭😭😭

[@morganrichardson8859]

Their Staten Island jokes are simultaneously hilarious but confirm that I’ll never go there willingly.

[@danmachado246]

Idk where to send this, i know its too late for The Lion King but Desus and Mero should be the 2 eels in the upcoming Little Mermaid

[@marklemus3634]

Someone needs to start a Twitter hashtag or something

[@naahhhbiitch6431]

Voice over for everything

[@tonyoliver2330]

The 2 eels with the Strong Island accent 🤣🤣

[@BIZZIB3ATZ]

Dan Machado nah fam I wanna see mero as Sebastian the 🦀

[@Weekendwavves]

Yo that would be perfect

[@LiveLoveLaugh_44]

Lol 😂 target is two days away from banning Mero

[@01tshepo]

He is always high there, drunk there or shoplifting there.. At this point Mero is targets biggest liability how has he not already been banned?

[@LAVirgo67]

Nah! Free publicity. I'm sure they make more money off of him & his family than he steals. Four kids, wife & a dog add up.

[@warrenwashington609]

Lmfao

[@anisaisaac5739]

"big little thighs" I CANT WITH JULIA 💀💀💀💀💀

[@tristankennedy9673]

She asked if he wanted her jacket 😭😂 bet Julia tries to pay for dinner and they get in a cute argument about who paid last ♥️

[@moneyman2200]

Is this a meme or are we really trying to get Desus and Julia in a relationship? Or we commenting on their chemistry?

[@lornegreen6755]

@@moneyman2200 why not both?

[@face2face46]

Are they actually together?

[@lornegreen6755]

@@face2face46 don't think so big fella

[@fecal.matter]

J Juice TV They say slick shit to eachother that hints at it

[@Kimmy_Beee]

Mero’s tan! The brand is bronzed🌟

[@djtaitai]

Yo listen... if you catch me in Target, stuffing extra bandaids inside a single box of bandaids...

[@tompetty9541]

Approach me like an ursine mammal.

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

Fah Q I WILL REACT ERRATICALLY

[@BabyWolf_BG-Bandit]

a cat especially if I’m with my cubs nicccaaaaaaa

[@tompetty9541]

Swipe my card again there's definitely money on that shit don't make me go get the manager Trevor or Chad whatever the fuck your name is.

[@TheShawn2996]

@@tompetty9541 JEREMYY

[@cc_isgreat671]

Shout out to the black lady who's a part of the crew in12:02 who gets your makeup together at the end. She's appreciated! #BodegaHive #RespectTheBrand

[@kennethlee7319]

She's always first on stage and turns around like "The Brand is Strong" get up here!

[@lewcrewcial8359]

sometimes i like the warm-ups more then the whole show

[@gambitgrey3920]

Agreed. They feel more organic. It flows better

[@denniszuniga7442]

Easily

[@eazeyt1759]

Warm ups are basically their podcast lol

[@vdotme]

Always. It's the original D&M just riffing and commenting on everything from the random, Hive themes to current events. The warm up is definitely the best bit & Showtime missed a great opportunity IMO.

[@eanoworro1028]

"Free City Spud" - What an underrated joke from Desus! Desus needs to be a sitcom writer.

[@rustzz8]

We didn't have Band-Aids either. My mom said if you don't need to go to the hospital I don't want to hear it. The 80's and early 90's were a harder time lol.

[@mrdeebo313]

Facts, my daughter don't know how good she got it

[@kayceecee-]

rustyz8 extremely hard times...

[@stickshiftt9127]

'Brown-Out' = brief lapse in power usually just a few seconds or so. 'Black-Out' = long duration of power loss can be anywhere from minutes to days to indefinite durations.

[@danielcallaghan4794]

"I have like a hood go-bag, it's not going to be helpful at all. It's like some Backwoods, a pair of Timbs and I think like a Glade plug-in candle. So I don't know what I'm ready for but I'ma smell good doing it" That's fucking hilarious.

[@jocelyningram8180]

Daniel Callaghan dead ass lmao

[@habibismalls2753]

34th to 233rd?!?!?!?!?! You gonna see some things 👀

[@larl-earson]

habibi Smalls when he said that i was like what?!? just looked it up thats 10 miles lol. 4 hour walk if you don’t stop

[@chrisrowe2845]

As someone who lived on 128th, that’s maaaddd projects you have to walk through too

[@JuanLopez-fe7dt]

Facts you definitely will see some things

[@xxfrank12]

“It’s a disease, I can’t stop” 😭😭😭 I feel you bro

[@toneriggz]

I was in DR during the '03 Blackout. We had a backup generator, sipping jugo de chinola, it was lit. Straight up laughing at NYC. NYC having a blackout while you're in DR is the best thing ever.

[@kerrajohnson3203]

*This was the best warm up they've had in a while.*

[@adlchapman]

Why did Julia give a breakfast club answer to who is Shailene Woodley?😂🤣

[@taylorevans1199]

I think I officially became sprung for julia when she said "that's your to go bag" shit had me dying but that comedic sense is invaluable

[@hoodcollector]

yo hows my mans mero got an even better tan now wtf ..

[@djakadt]

Mans went to Miami lol

[@jordachejordan90]

I was worried when Mero said 'cloudier than a' but he came through brolic. RESPECT

[@warondrugsvet3223]

My sister has a go back with a 9mm pistol, loaded magazines, liter of water, big bag of peanut M&Ms and cashews, first aid kit and tampons and Mydol. Real talk. Hahahah. She a real Army veteran.

[@robinsonshe06]

“Like” from the Auntie who used to watch a whole lotta HGTV AND knows exactly who David Tuterra is...

[@VantaBlackin]

I laughed so hard thinking about Mero getting caught by surveillance and really getting charged for stealing bands aids 🤣

[@shawnperry4455]

Me too!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MsJai_1]

🎶ANDALE, ANDALE! Mommy, E.I. E.I., uh ooooooh, what's popping tonight?!🎶 Ayyy! I'm not afraid to say that's my cut! 💃🏾💃🏾

[@91WriterzStatus]

He said "Where we gonna go Yonkers?" He tried it lol!! Everybody always got something to say about Y.O. 😂😂😂

[@zintlemvana7955]

It's midnight in S.A. 🇿🇦 couldn't sleep without a peek into Monday's episode. Tell Showtime to broadcast in Africa

[@who919]

Why they just about post there whole show on KZbin I'm almost ready to cancel Showtime to bad I can't cause it was included into a package deal from my cable provider, but I still watch there old show on Vice KZbin shout out to my South Africans for watching the show

[@zintlemvana7955]

@@who919 They don't post the whole show on KZbin. They used to in the past months but now they only post interviews and some of the segments. There's a lot that they leave out.

[@who919]

@@zintlemvana7955 listen I have showtime and watch it in KZbin still not worth having showtime you are better off if it's possible down load Kodi app and watch it for free

[@BIZZIB3ATZ]

Zintle Mvana “shoebox” my guy

[@thecurvysage]

@@who919 same, it's mainly the same content

[@shainal.joseph5374]

"nothing bad will ever happen" watching this in 2022 is wild 😂

[@wolfguy9102]

Son said where is joel🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐺

[@murkywaterz7663]

"Dad I'm lightheaded" 😂

[@kevinwatsonjr713]

7:15 gave me life. The harder Jules laughs the better the show

[@NubiaMoreMusic]

Shailene Theron took me out lmfao

[@G33KST4R]

Nothing in the title prepared me for the last 3 minutes of this video 😂

[@OFFTHURSDAYS]

Smoke a bowl and watch desus and mero

[@KELLZ720]

y'all need more black people in the audience lolol

[@mbeatz17]

Most ppl that go to these live tapings have the day off or are tourists.

[@exus2sky]

We need a double dragon movie featuring desus n mero. Or a desus and mero escape from the bronx with snake pliskin

[@jbmp1390]

Thank you for the long clips

[@dariamorgendorffer1650]

David Tutera is the Goat of weddings 🙌🏾

[@toriland79]

True. I want him to plan my wedding, and I'm single AF!

[@JaxxVs]

i was in central park and had to hoof it to southside queens.. Found a cab..he sold weed..he saw yams..the yams had to go to BK. we smoked weed..he drove her to BK. ran out of gas..i paid 40 dollars to go 3 miles from where i met him >=( but he gave me weed so...that was a thing.

[@7MikeM7]

jaxx Kwame Now THAT is a proper outer boroughs story!

[@3rdwarddove]

blackplanet LMAOO

[@Onserio.]

Caught my girl cheating on me on there while I was looking for other girls to cheat on her with. Wish I could give you that feeling

[@x_VineM_x]

@@Onserio. 😂😂😂😅😅😅 wooooow. ... life is trifling lol

[@skfkfkd]

I love how Julia is always a part of the show. Where do you ever see offset people ever speak in a show?

[@clibreros94]

Don’t front , Mero said if he had to move again he’d go to Miami and get on his coke flow at the show. Lol

[@natividadsosa]

He said David Tutera!!!

[@lolz6409]

WHITE SUNSCREEN ON THE HYMEN 💀💀

[@marlontaylor8722]

Thanks for putting up the warm-up. Everything you do is funny. Even the deep cuts that bomb in front of the younger people. I'm 37 and feel washed af. Lol

[@STAKBUNDLES]

“Yo assemble, we going lootin” 😂😂😂😂

[@JohnPaton3]

"You up on that Grace and Frankie?"

[@tiffgibbs_]

I top off my laundry detergents 😂

[@jack-daniels4792]

I’m dying on the 2 train heading home and idgaf what anyone thinks on this train 😭😭😭

[@fyootb9482]

Yeah Desus is tapping that

[@remylebeau3089]

The pregame is always dope lol

[@sammay1]

Being from staten island they're accurate about the cops out here lol

[@aaas1t]

I'm so happy for both these gentlemen and wish them continued success.

[@tweety1864]

I just love them so much!!!

[@Yambo97741]

34th to 233rd👀👀. That is a Dub in any situation.

[@christophermichael5764]

they always got the fire kicks!

[@410Braxton]

These 2 guys were entertaining and funny as hell sucks what they went through

[@bridgetbonds5169]

They are so amazing and hilarious duo ever

[@FDT222]

Ain’t no laws when you’re drinking the claws!?

[@vuyolwethu_m26]

Shailene... Theroux? 😭😭😭😭😭

[@FabulousKilljoy917]

My boyfriend literally had that same convo with as Desus did to Mero about boosting 😂😂😂 (minus the beating but still)

[@moneymaker3208]

Mero finally admitting to being a klepto>

[@BEE-jb9gj]

I haven't thought about David Tuterra in ages.

[@indridcold777]

MERO WITH THAT LIFEHACK TECH @ 7:13

[@pkyy9269]

Nice Key! shoutout with the miami section title :^

[@iknowallthesadsongs2115]

Damn i love these guys!!

[@Scxoop123]

"Its fine, Nothing bad will ever happen" 9 months before Pandemic

[@cgddblogger]

Love how he knew that taking his women co-worker's jacket wasn't appropriate. See , they out here being ethical!

[@TheChicagoJunkie]

Literally drinking a 12 pack of whiteclaw right now. Cheers.

[@Sharie.]

‘03 Black out was crazy!!! And it was mad hot!!!

[@jaydogon2342]

The Brand is HR goals.

[@melissareed3101]

The warn up is the best part

[@twuanriggs6545]

Ask your auntie that just watches mad HGTV..... 🦗

[@rogerrabbid8711]

Shailene Theron.

[@Animefreak242]

Was a lifeguard during the 03 blackout. Our parents couldn't get home. Maaaaaan. We had the BEST time, running the streets, looting BK, and laying in our cars, blasting the AC.

[@garrettcrenshaw9099]

I just pulled over on the way home... gang gang..

[@Onserio.]

For what? Dish dish

[@garrettcrenshaw9099]

@@Onserio. you ain't gang.

[@BIZZIB3ATZ]

The brand needs a cheech & Chung style movie asap

[@carlosotero934]

Fucking love you guy's!!! Look forward to each and every new episode and love these extras behind the scenes and or before show stuff. Fucking love it

[@Ricky-vs4cq]

Julia and desus ????

[@andresc1143]

Going to Miami this week and couldn’t be more excited 😄😁👏😏

[@x_VineM_x]

Don't forget to not try the coke 😉😉😉

[@jesustorres2959]

I heard it was bad weather in the summer player best time to go I heard was by dec

[@lornegreen6755]

@@jesustorres2959 as a native Floridian, the best time is like oct-dec

[@conner6417]

03 blackout was lit af.

[@kidix389]

Lol, Mero definitely has a cartoon laugh🤣

[@hankybobspanky]

somebody has to tell ol' girl you can supplement vitamin d, cheaply

[@lastdonuts]

but her method is free though rofl

[@VaniatheOracle]

Mero and his high ass references 😂😂 David Tutera 😭

[@mirandapow2230]

Omg I’m crying 😭

[@MRRAWRAW1]

Spoke to soon yall

[@bettyreads222]

The tape and cotton ball is too fucking real hahaha

[@Msession]

I use to love this show....

[@nyc1ts932]

backwoods a pair of timbs and a glade plug-in looooooooool

[@bandilen7598]

😹😹😹"Big little thighs"

[@adamgindele8706]

What air max 1 does desus have on

[@STAKBUNDLES]

“Yo yo, you gotta suntan your CHOCH”

[@BlackWave54]

Fam that get the facts right was ill😂

[@EvilTwinzTVOfficial]

Platano Coño!!!!!!!!! mandame uno de eso romo mero, word to my mother son !!!! lol

[@wuhansam]

BOOING JULIA? IM RIGHT IN SHAWTY DMS MA DESUS DONT LOVE YOU LIKE ME 💞😘

[@TheBleachj16]

I'm just here for the Desus and Julia shipping 0:05

[@srianna0416]

😐😐😐

[@sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375]

"Is she on Big Little Lies?" "No. That's another white woman."

[@GBlunted]

Julia's funny!😂

[@Alex-ew5tp]

They need to do a skit where desus is meros dad and basically where mero gets caught stealing bandaids