CRT of Late Night, Pete Davidson & Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, & Cardi B | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

[@greggatesjr1301]

Desus walking out in that shirt, and messing with Julia’s clothing right off the top. #confidence

[@hobotechMASTER]

lol. that shit got me too

[@techhead57]

30% confidence 70% audacity lol

[@cnp8223]

the nerve.... out here jingle jangling

[@alonzosmith1843]

Mero’s “Your vagina is exposed. Are you cold?” and “That’s not Fruity pebbles that’s my Colonapin” quotes both had me dying laughing lol.😂🤣

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

The cold part is, old boy DOES look like Leo in a bloated, bought him on Wish and was messed up in shipping kinda way.

[@kayjones3187]

He really do look like him 😂😂

[@MiltonSMR]

He looks like Frank Caliendo impersonating John Madden.

[@Blancobytheway]

@@MiltonSMR 😂

[@GeneBoogie]

Never heard Julia gasps like that 😂

[@Yeah_Whocares]

Pete is legit out here showing everybody that they got a chance to be with any level of celebrity.

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

🤡you're a legit🤡🤡

[@joyharper5448]

I wonder how many bitches said THIS about Desus

[@meghanmulder6619]

“Lady Gaga is the god to every art kid.” They’re not wrong.

[@TeddyBremmer]

How you gonna mention Julia fit but not show it. Brand is strong but is doing us all a disservice.

[@tchalla7828]

Showtime stay fucking up

[@TheMacbagito]

I felt that "married to your kids! ", that's the troof.

[@galedribble9535]

Desus’ shirt looks something a dancehall artist would wear in da 90s

[@DaArcaneNinja]

I mean who really out here thinking Kim raising her kids she got nannies for that 😂

[@Coldwallbar]

Kanye was just talking about this on his interview. "Hired love"

[@jbmp1390]

I see no reason to believe that you're incorrect 😁

[@Naztheunicorn]

Desus shirt is doing alot, I can't stop looking at it.

[@danielgray8504]

Thank god Somebody said it. Too much

[@chocolateladycap2773]

You right!!! There is a lot going on and none of it good!! Sorry

[@chocolateladycap2773]

You right!!! There is a lot going on and none of it good!! Sorry

[@lalaaaaaa08]

y'all need to get pete davidson on the show!!! it's time to recreate that 2015 pic

[@stevensedlak]

what 2015 pic?

[@muviadict]

'Mi lady mi meet you by the ferry'.. 😂

[@Kbanz198]

7:15 mero exposes his genuine disappointed dad face 😂

[@sancam8554]

Oscar Worthy

[@eht12369]

“That’s not fruity pebbles that’s Klonopin!” is elite-tier comedy, let’s be honest

[@carolynnbowen721]

The way desus pronounces kardashian 😂

[@Kxji]

Desus is looking exactly like a cowboy from the Bronx.

[@Peyote1312]

A Midnight Cowboy if you will?

[@ralelunar]

He just watched the trailer for The Harder They Fall

[@mynameispiaivy8549]

“that’s not fruity pebbles, thats klonopin.” LMFAOOOO

[@kayceecee-]

My personal favorite, drizzled with some E&J at 7am 🥵🥵

[@dutchesswb]

Real fax tho: pete is getting payback against ye for that one dinner with kid Cudi that one time..drake should take notes, for we have a new petty prince 🤴 🤣🤣

[@chiefqueef1591]

What edition of hot white goss is this from?

[@dutchesswb]

@@chiefqueef1591 I love your username 🤣🤣🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4HGc3h6Yp1ljKc

[@increiblepelotudo]

As a Shaolin resident myself, we can be sooooo petty.

[@cassyboo604]

What happened?

[@kingdom7217]

The friendship is inspirational desus and Mero. And great update on what's happening . Definitely a good show.

[@LAVirgo67]

It was Kanya's weekend w/ the kids, so Kim is out there living her best life w/ Pete. Also, she's not cold.

[@dariusmcclain5584]

7:14 I need this as a reaction gif yesterday, lol

[@OuZi9891]

"This is not from eating ass" I am disappointed my guy lol

[@shakie6074]

the brand went hard on Gaga and Leo back to back goddamn 🤣🤣🤣

[@sheltonalexander6785]

Desus came straight from the '03 Hov Change Clothes video set. Express X Supreme

[@NA-sq1pt]

Does their dating with 4 kids rule apply to Ye too, or...😂

[@homenick93]

Homie not only shouldn’t be dating he should be committed at this point.

[@marcofujimoto]

A guy who shaves their eyebrows plays by their own rules

[@sunnyside9273]

Desus shirt is busier than the 405

[@stevensedlak]

I Want to See Mero Wearing Glasses who's with me on that?

[@KraknSkulls]

On some E40 type shit

[@oddishhonor]

He’s worn them before. During the viceland days there was an episode I believe

[@ShutUpAlready444]

👍🏾

[@aland7236]

The brand uses frames.

[@jbaby8255]

👋🏾

[@FabulousKilljoy917]

Desus what is that shirt😳

[@Masterp100]

The first 10 seconds was literally just them making noises lmao I missed these guys

[@stephanodigiorgio1090]

"I'm gonna propose on the old wu-wear store" lost it there!!!!

[@QuiaNeHia]

7:14 Mero is giving BIG Disappointed West Indian Father right there lol

[@bncain]

Me being impressed that Mero could sleep in a daily contact for 3 nights 😂

[@wuhansam]

The brand was VERY problematic for the warmup, great job guys 👏🤝

[@joyharper5448]

Karey at Lane Bryant would change the schedule and send the district manager a different schedule. And I was honest about my work schedule because I was a Stockton University student

[@heidisorenson3775]

@Desus •0:35/10:31 Telly Monster was meant to be a representation of fear, anxiety, worry, concern, id, in addition to being played at a higher age to mimic adults yet still contain the needed component for commonality for us as humans by still keeping a guarded innocent transparence of adolescence. Or to compare/validate his character’s story architecture receipt; he’s a median with the ability to humble/frustrate SS Adults in an uncomfortable way to force an evolution as well as strengthen/frustrate SS Children. He’s an awkward, unilaterally relatable, lawful good Jean Grey male Muppet monster. And Mr. Snuffleupagus is a MF treasure like Mr. Looper GD! - and as you’re making your way through the rest of the museum of lost comments you’ll see what happens 🙂💋

[@tonysmith4702]

Yeoooo, that DiCaprio if he dated his age had me dying!!!!

[@wagovan35]

“Hoes don’t get cold” this is coming for a pnw resident that goes to many clubs and festivals, they will wear what ever in snowy weather haha 👯‍♀️

[@missynemo1006]

Why Desus shirt looks like its trying to be a straight jacket and a prisoners jumpsuit from 1912?

[@virgilbrickonmybrick989]

I hope they do this show for another decade or two

[@Olesi86]

😬.... 😄.... 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@virgilbrickonmybrick989]

I know. That comment didn’t age well at all and it was only 9 months ago. Sad

[@opm1s6]

How does Desus know this much about Staten Island!?!? Like for real that oddly specific info that only people from the north shore of Shaolin would know.

[@tinyelvisbkwd]

Might be time to get some glasses, Money Mero lol

[@mohamedyusuf6479]

*BIG MONEY MERO

[@mohamedyusuf6479]

All caps gotta pay homage to mero’s Twitter

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

Haram @@mohamedyusuf6479

[@reneesherman1385]

I want to give this video multiple thumbs up!!!!

[@tristanchuey]

Desus hasn’t made a spicy comment like that in a minute.

[@kayjones3187]

He went for the jugular 😂😂

[@mr.sandman7339]

Leonardo DiCaprio: "Apologize to my 23 year old girlfriend"

[@lowkeybruja]

bruh pete really got kim out on staten island, eating carbs, using her facial muscles on a roller coaster, surrounded by peasants.. but the absolute best part: prolly brought her back to the crib, to his blacklight basement apt, had her hitting a bong on a dusty beanbag chair lmfaoooooo 👏👏👏PETE THE GAWD

[@liluhaas]

he a wizard. I’m impressed

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

It's sad you have this much knowledge of staten

[@JB-pe2yn]

Eeekkk!! I LOVE the Artie Lange reference!

[@dshepherd107]

My guy Desus… you don’t want to be wearing a shirt NYPD can use to tie your as* up with.

[@dereklwashington1132]

I'm dead right now! You doing too much 😂😂😂

[@terigiese1322]

That shirt drove me crazy!!I kept being distracted by those freakin ribbons!😝Then my edible kicked in and😵‍💫😅

[@eddiecruz9683]

Of course my Alma mater is part of that study lmao Go Bulls!!!

[@Danno1850]

Desus looks like he left the tailor midway through. “I got a show to do, you’ve had enough time”

[@vicvinegar7671]

All I can hear when they do their accent is Rocko's neighbor from Rocko's Modern Life lmao

[@nerdyggg]

Why is desus wearing a business chic straight jacket? 🤣🤣🤣

[@joyharper5448]

Yes, I told Karey off once, but so did everyone at that store.

[@jujutaylor2186]

I'm feeling Desus's shirt and the Cardi B theory is hilarious and I'm honestly not surprised by the results.

[@freebird3581]

Desus get that, I escaped from the Diesel store's insane asylum shirt OUTTA HERE! Hahahaha!

[@GRACEABERDEAN01]

Pete Davidson jokes😂😂🙌🏻

[@kenedi8371]

maybe the vodka commercial was to show that if you get drunk enough, he’ll look like leonardo dicaprio. idk i’m just trying to figure who lied and said he looked like leo because…😬

[@julioluna6499]

Damn Leo caught a stray for no reason Lmao!

[@shayboogie3682]

Oh there’s a reason 😉😅🤣

[@HoodyCoob]

Step dad Pete movie would be legendary

[@dragorocky]

Pete West?

[@HoodyCoob]

@@dragorocky Pete Kardashian

[@raqueldeshow9678]

Nobody clocking Desus for the weird bird noises (10 sec) he makes when they come out, is beyond to me

[@2ndteddy18]

Ayo😅🤣😂😂😂 I’m 2 nice 4 this right now 😏😆🤣😅🤣 2 real n funny AF 🤣🤣🤣

[@Stardust414]

I had LASIK 8yrs ago and can def confirm it's time for a reboot 👀 My vision gets worse every day 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@goddollars]

Top tier warmup

[@DGreen-hq7jp]

The gasp with the airbrush gaga comment lol... followed by the Leo impersonator laugh 👀... then asking women in Miami night clubs if they are cold ... alcohol and coke might be some factors to acct for lol

[@aland7236]

Wait a sec, y'all asked women who are pretty much naked if they were cold while in Florida? I've lived in Florida for 32 years, it easy to begin developing a case of swamp ass at 3am, you have to be naked to be comfortable. In Florida you could end up with sweaty nuts walking from your front door to the car first thing in the morning. It's never cold here. The only cold places in Florida are the walk in freezers at Publix. I'm taking about back and forth, in and out, 100° temp swings, 9 hours a day.

[@nicholelibra]

I've seen my coworkers come in with knee-high fur boots...the office is in Miami. Another time it dropped to 70° and a coworker had to leave early because she came down with a cold.

[@makicabrera]

I watched some of the video explanation, they did the survey during the Florida version of winter when temperatures can drop below 60 at night

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

Idk how you're comfortable announcing to the world that you're a sweaty swampass

[@Khronogi]

@@makicabrera that's not even cold lmao

[@makicabrera]

@@Khronogi Below 60? I live in a cold country and that's pretty chilly to me ToT I need a jacket

[@MsJones-zm7vs]

There has been a lot of comments about Desus shirt…I think he wanted y’all to notice that it was a different color as I’m calling this “His Green Era”

[@Obekant08]

10:08 Desus being classy thou!

[@Shin-Blade]

Desus' shirt... 🤣

[@judgenotlestyebejudge]

😆🤣🤣Hot air rise’s, so that hot garbage air smell rising up to them!! Lol

[@geekgirrrl]

"Step-dad Pete" lol rated R

[@feliciamarable6062]

Desus I need that shirt ... Where did you get it from

[@brianthompson5168]

7:06- 7:16 Mero's face tho' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

That ain't what they mean by get the strap, Desus...what's up with that shirt?

[@Eric-dp3cp]

What’s going on with desus shirts?🤔

[@IAMthatIAM992]

Mero had some of that og d&m energy for lady Gaga's airbrushing. I miss those days

[@ScapegoatLoveWarrior]

Are those tape measures?! 👀

[@shanesaunders6156]

Mero with the Aaron Rodgers dig, knows how to hurt me.

[@slickwitdasticks4493]

Desus shirt is wild

[@JonDoe-wy1sr]

Shout out vannest and Morris park where I live lol

[@alexknight1829]

My guy impersonated Andy Milonakis maybe haha

[@usernameaz602]

@3:18 Lady Gaga and the House of Gucci. Is either... The greatest band name ever Or an Adult Swim Scoobyverse Crossover.

[@katenkyokotsu4417]

I’m convinced the scientists got caught watching Pno and was like..”have you heard of Cardi B?”

[@marloncru]

That shirt looks like covid with a relaxer in it.

[@cd10nly]

anyone know where to watch their episodes online? lol

[@bathwaterbuffalo]

Gaga wins one b.s. Oscar and all of a sudden thinks she's Daniel Day-Lewis

[@joyharper5448]

I know riyy most likely knew Nathan Dexter Burnett Jr. He use to live in the landings in Pleasantville NJ

[@no_peace]

I loved Telly

[@RingoLoadagain]

Two (almost) middle-age style ICONS.

[@richiesay2824]

Regiaaaani 🤣

[@ddelo3441]

Dude, wait until your contact rolls to the back of your eye while you are sleeping... then let the panic at the disco begin!

[@joyharper5448]

Desus and Mero how come Vashtie doesn't wanna answer me? @showtime Networks

[@joyharper5448]

Ashley Harper did not help me with the court case for our mayslanding apartment

[@hollyecarroll659]

Ok lasik makes me nervous too tho lmao

[@vw8192]

You missed the story on Roman Burtsev

[@tmlocalone]

Bronx STRONG

[@mikegeastatl]

As much as y’all talk about baseball you ain’t mention the braves winning the World Series once? Respect the brand💪💪💪💪

[@shockwavebboy]

10 minutes in, these guy doin it.

[@tinyelvisbkwd]

Lol, I don't think you want psychologists working on the vaccine, my guys.

[@danamorey2422]

Desus 😍

[@joshuaphillips755]

Oh no, I used to joke around saying hos don't get cold.... I mean, how else you survive the winter dressed like that.... I'm cancelled