Detroit Become Human/ Markus&Jericho (Crack - pt.3)

[@yallbenchesthought-585]

"Our hearts are compatible." *aaaaaAAAAAaaaAAAAAHHHHH-*

[@0101-q5m]

*smiling* *like* *an* *idiot*

[@datboi2587]

*starts crying because you can’t romance Markus with Simon*

[@VAMPKVNG]

*crys with you lol* *AAAaaAaaAaAaAAAAAAa-*

[@VAMPKVNG]

*N O R T H W H O*

[@marielgenova1904]

* cries uncontrollably * THEIR * HEARTS * WERE COMPATIBLE AND SIMON DIED FOR MARKUS FOR ALL I CARE NOW TELL ME WHY WE CANT ROMANCE THEM TOGETHER THAN NORTH AGGHHHHHH

[@maldambao6126]

"Our hearts are compatible" *inhales* *HOOOOOOONNNNK*

[@nibbles7192]

Simon deserved better indeed

[@0101-q5m]

*exactly*

[@VAMPKVNG]

*F A C T S* So did Markus like Ik that they loved each other but I think North was too controlling over how Markus ran the revolution.

[@pixelcube356]

3:31 Markus: Simon, what are you doing? Simon:.....unbuckling my pants, duh

[@0101-q5m]

X'D

[@VAMPKVNG]

Pixel Cube OMFG XD YESSS

[@dantedrowson2511]

I was kinda not but sorta expecting that xD

[@ovenhandles]

Markus: But do you have a di- Simon: You will feel it ;)

[@gaydog5674]

Markus: W-Wait What?

[@imaginary92]

These DBH on crack videos are quickly becoming my favourite thing on KZbin.

[@calzoneyyy]

imaginary92 same

[@PiranhaTeeth]

haha same

[@rileyb1823]

Same

[@red_vibe9984]

Same

[@driarara1609]

Oh my God indeed Carl, Oh my God indeed.

[@0101-q5m]

true :v

[@driarara1609]

Thank you for the sub, For your good taste I have subbed to you as well.

[@bloodyswordswoman16]

"Josh fucking strangles North to death" I'm done😂I actually liked Josh, and I can totally see him doing that xD

[@VAMPKVNG]

Swiftcat-mooshi yea I just see him one day fed up with North’s bullshit and just is like “fuck it” and kills North XD

[@CatCrazy_]

Omg that scene of Markus and Simon I've never seen!! Thank you for this omg I love them so much

[@godleftthechat]

CatCrazy *Makes goose noises*

[@hatsunemiku7854]

BITCH DIDNT U NOTICE THE PERSONA 4 THEME IN THE BEGINING!?

[@CatCrazy_]

+Hatsune Miku ??

[@maxskellington910]

THANK YOU FOR THE SIMON X MARKUS CONTENT, THIS FEEDS MY TINY GAY SOUL!!

[@DFreeze_4]

Alien Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, ha gayyy

[@maxskellington910]

oka the gecko I am extremely gay, thank you

[@maxskellington910]

DFreeze _4 EXTREMELY GAY, I am very gay.

[@maxskellington910]

Ridha Gherri exactly

[@glitteryhowell7052]

I see you on almost every DBH video

[@mindemandoliini3563]

*Robo Jesus*

[@gaydog5674]

Yes he is our robotic lord and savior!

[@dzwkpg]

simon -lover path unlocked

[@VAMPKVNG]

wanjing zhang i wish that was an actual path lowkey. Godamn I ship them so hard(don’t judge lol)

[@dzwkpg]

Just Taylor A lucky man owns Carl North and simon(⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)

[@VAMPKVNG]

wanjing zhang lol

[@citruscicada4210]

Just Taylor Taylor I swear to fluff your everywhere I go now XD I’m not gonna judge you for the ship because I ship them so hard All my friends think I’m a weird ass ;w;

[@citruscicada4210]

Just Taylor Then again you were here three months ago but still ;T

[@driarara1609]

Markus is a boy that everyone can get into.

[@ovenhandles]

mostly Simon and North-

[@VAMPKVNG]

The Markus and Simon scene thooo. With the edit it was funny but at the same time...I was internally screaming

[@fishyfishy3574]

Honestly Simon x Markus seems so much better than North x Markus. North always doubts Markus's choices and when she goes to lead, she fails. Killing every human you come across isn't the answer North. Can Josh please choke you out? Also, Simon has his head on straight. I kinda shipped it before I knew about the compatible heart thing. Now I ship it more. *I'm the third rubber chicken to the right of the hand, incase you didn't notice.*

[@foudrenoire8872]

I totally agree with you ^^

[@foudrenoire8872]

#teamSimonxMarkus

[@yoonross]

I don't ship it but I could see them being compatible

[@blasiusmadanan9456]

I wish the creators did make Simon the male love interest even if the game becomes more complicated

[@fentina]

*facepalm* you understand that you can ship a m/m ship and think they're better suited for each other without hating /wishing violence on a female character right? nobody says you have to like her, but come on: a) josh disagrees with markus no matter what but he gets zero hate. yet north disagreeing is apparently a reason to hate her b)north has suffered systematic abuse her entire life (unlike the other three) but because she's not the 'perfect victim' she gets hate? you people will go out of your way to woobify reed and kamski but god forbid a female character so much as exists c) north does doubt pacifist!markus choices, that's true. and rightfully so since he repeatedly gets androids killed for nothing, everytime hoping that this time the humans will stand down if the androids don't fight back. and he fails everytime except the last one (and even then it only works under specific circumstances). she will however always be on board when those choices do work out. d) north doesn't want to kill every human she comes across. otherwise she'd just use the dirty bomb. she does express worry that markus values human lives over android lives, but given that he is their leader and only hope and yet continously gets them killed over his reluctance to harm humans that's kinda understandable isn't it? e) north fails leading the rebellion but so can markus, it's actually pretty easy to fail on the violent route...makes sense that an advanced prototype is better at it than a former sexbot... so lets not pretend this north hate is based on anything other than good old misogyny with a bit of 'oh no female character gets in the way of gay ship' thrown in

[@oldchannel4627]

*We're gonna need more of these in our lives*

[@0101-q5m]

Citrine Topaz yes indeed...for humanity

[@yennxo]

OUR HEARTS ARE COMPATIBLE

[@0101-q5m]

*SREAM* >W

[@sandysim2185]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@gaydog5674]

REALLY?!

[@NightShadow-em7gw]

Matilda what have you done???

[@yzalanemix]

xD

[@ShortPerson231]

WHY MARKUS AND NOT uhhhhhhhhhh TRACI

[@novas2905]

Why traci, what she do to you..... why not the Connor at cyberlife, he's a real bitch boi.... haha

[@kaileyhutch1469]

Shadow Night im an awful person cuz i literally DIED of laughter at that part i kept on replaying it😅

[@NightShadow-em7gw]

STAR MARCO dont worry I also laugh at some things like that ;)

[@saphie9208]

Me: *Sees the Simon X Markus parts* ✨^✨

[@dayoniic6134]

No

[@marinawilliams2665]

Same

[@bnice2mepls]

2:58-3:01 Yeah pretty much

[@yzalanemix]

Panda_Cat 95 I know, right? :/

[@Zariem]

where's the audio from?

[@bnice2mepls]

Zariem It’s from a vine I think his name was Aaron

[@keef1107]

LOOK. I was just chuckling on each of them,... bUT THE "markusxsimon shippers" gOT ME HARD. I LAUGHED SO HARD I FELL FROM THE CHAIR TF AND WHEN FINALLY I STOPPED LAUGHING.... THE LAST ONE MADE ME ALMOST FALL AGAIN WTF

[@georgia2417]

4:03 IM ACTUALLY ROLLING ON THE DAMN FLOOR I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

[@gothbotanist2376]

"Our hearts are compatible" *KICKS DOWN DOOR* DID SOMEONE SAY SIMONXMARKUS (imagine a relationship route with Simon so certain things you do can make you have "lover" status with North OR Simon, depending on your choices)

[@TheKalikoKakeZ]

Markus x Simon: *exists* shippers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@lunaesic]

0:48 "done with markus and north's bullshit" LOL

[@cartmanpilled]

“Our hearts are compatible” Me: *plays my heart will go on on recorded violently*

[@glassesgirlxo]

4:03 Me when I’m home alone

[@Ren-vh3hg]

I ALMOST CHUCKED MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM WHEN THE MATILDA PART CAME ON

[@jadabrown7925]

The one with Matilda was the best😂😂😭

[@froggyboi132]

What even was that scene? I got shook XD

[@pizzawashere8940]

Must be what happens at 100% stress

[@earth107]

0:10 *TITANIC MUSIC COMES IN*

[@zZzDovakinzZz]

You have a new suscriber, keep do this videos, i love that

[@wigglewigh]

That Your Affection just brought back all those memories me playing Persona 4

[@mateoneyse9995]

When I heard you’re affection from p4 I was dancing along xD

[@viziotvremote6415]

2:06 it's funny because during the march if you choose to attack josh will be wrecking people to

[@zeldahyrule3127]

I always enjoy theese!

[@karathedeviant390]

Zelda hyrule , XD me too.

[@sarahnagachika_yt6475]

These*

[@KrillWhisperer]

Connor is cute af (protect that boi) and Markus is sexy af and also my first hubby from this game XD later I moved on to Connor, but that boy is still in my heart as well :') (especially when I saw that six-pack WOOOOOO BOY WAS I HAVING A BLAST)

[@DFreeze_4]

4:08, my hart every time you post a new Detroit Become Human Crack

[@yzalanemix]

DFreeze _4 x'D

[@luck3367]

Can you now do Kara And Alice Crack Please?

[@_max_8467]

Carl reminds me of my grandpa But he ded tho ....dam .... I sad ;---;

[@wxntersoldier]

Awh condolence for ur grandpap :((

[@k1k1l4nd]

Thanks for the Markus x Simon content, I really needed it 👌👏

[@Red_Phantom64]

I live this Detroit crack😀😀😀☺🙂

[@rinakarinarina]

Ohhhh my markusxsimon heart😩💜💜💜

[@haileydesouza6510]

WTF WAS THAT LAST ONE I WANNA CRYYYY

[@siahthesaiyan7781]

You make the best Detroit become human crack videos Edit: Wtf Richard

[@demonicwolfi582]

I need more of this in my life, you just got a new sub yzalanemix!

[@neckless.papiga]

Your editing is amazing! I laughed so hard 😂😂😂

[@ni-dirus]

My day has been blessed

[@Deuwsie]

1:43 No markus its beautiful 2:10 you sure bout dat? 4:08 Thats fked up XD

[@scopedboi1041]

WAIT IF MARKUS IS A RK200 THEN THAT MEAN HE SUPPOSED TO BE A POLICE MACHINE

[@todd_draws_lines3949]

2:52 OH MY GOD I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.. I'm a horrible person for laughing so hard at this

[@whammett]

UGH your intros are the best!

[@softnoah7283]

Question: Do you like North? (As a character and as a possible romance with Markus) Because in my opinion as a character, she's just a very agresive person. And other thing I believe It's unfair that's she's the only one you can have a romance with, not with SIMON (Beautiful baby boy 100 times better) or with JOSH (pacifist cinnamon roll). And now, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CREATING THIS MASTERPIECE 💕 PD: I'm not good enough at English so please forgive my orthography fails :')

[@yzalanemix]

Noita things Well, I don't hate her but she is not a very important character for me... I don't give a damn about her xD And about the shipping stuff... Well... I mean I ship Markus and Simon, in my opinion they have more chemestry, but idk... Maybe if the developers had put a lil more effort in Markus and North's relationship, I would have shipped them :/ Idk... Thanks for your comment, I appreciate :-) And don't worry about your english... Mine isn't that good too.

[@softnoah7283]

yzalanemix Yeesss Markus x Simon! I ship that too, Isn't it obvious? THEIR HEARTS ARE DAMN COMPATIBLE ;-;

[@nadanumber1]

They put her on the same scale as Markus as if she’s a main character and she’s so annoying in my opinion 😂 like damn girl chill out on the aggression. Simon was right about how they should have left her behind when she got shot lol. Damn girl got in Simons way 😂

[@ovenhandles]

Finally! I'm not the only one who likes that pacifist cinnamon roll! I just adore him. He is one of my favs.

[@alegria1813]

I LOVE MARKUSxSIMON

[@foudrenoire8872]

ME TOO

[@ahslay7181]

WHO DOESN'T

[@cielisaway]

4:03 Me: oh god what is this gonn- OH, OH GO- *OH GOD NO*

[@Kai_Imber]

Keep em coming! I am in love with this game! My friends hate it when I talk about this game.

[@chuubm]

This is the only DBH crack series that's actually funny in opinion. The other ones have no originality.

[@pixelcube356]

Thank you for these blessed videos

[@kaileyhutch1469]

IM DEAD AT THE MATILDA ONE😂😂😂 im an awful person.......

[@kimisfvs]

detroid became human was just like 1 month in trend :(

[@prettylion4836]

M1H4JL0 I know RIGHT?? now all of my recommends are animations fanfics (ETCETERA ETCETERA!!!!!)

[@justanoldsnufkin9747]

I died at markusxsimon part

[@quin9984]

1:43 holy moly THATS MAGNIFICENT

[@ash869]

This was hilarious! That Matilda bit shocked me, I've never seen that scene before😂

[@maevem316]

Okay, I've only seen gifs of that scene between Markus and Simon, but god damn that's the gayest thing I've seen in my life

[@Mineralmango]

The first and the last video KILLED me!

[@syvonne2417]

HEARING THAT P4 MUSIC SURPRISED ME I STARTED DANCING LMAO

[@melonsickle3053]

So far I’ve liked all the Detroit vids you made

[@sageoftheswamp9427]

Simon is most precious boi, no one can convince me otherwise

[@thinktwice2208]

0:05 North: Can u get him up? *Markus: Yeeeeeeet! he shot his self* *Wrecking ball vines* NE NE NEEEEE NE NE REEE REE

[@bleu.onyx.25]

These thumbnails are fricking gold

[@sirleons9652]

THE MARKUS FIRE ONE, HOW DARE YOU

[@husband-of-chinggis]

this series is the only funny detroit crack i've seen lmaoo, this shit's hysterical

[@stellarstarryyy]

2:42 OML I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

[@marissameador9627]

that you for filling the void in my heart that detroit: beyond human left me with.

[@waffleartz8581]

0:11 I’m already laughing 😂

[@bryanchristianabrigo]

OMG the opening of the video is Persona 4. XD

[@yuh9935]

NOW WE JUST NEED A KARA AND HER BEAUTIFUL FAMILY CRACK :D btw I loved this omg -markusxsimonshipperuntildeath-

[@ennemm9820]

The ending lol You so horrible person XD He was my favorite character XD

[@erwinsmith6955]

1:06 His precious smile. That DAMN SMILE 😍

[@colbygoodner3500]

I read the book Matilda and watched the movie, so the last one really sends

[@raexchii7771]

3:37 that was my exact reaction when Simon did that to save Markus in my playthrough

[@tv-static4682]

I swear Jack/Sean started the whole robo-jesus thing and now it's iconic for the game my god XD

[@karsynsherrel5112]

You made my day

[@andyferari6478]

2 years went by this video has aged well

[@SammyCzewski]

iM cryiNg siMon nO i lOve yOu

[@user-elf-]

Make more cracks of Connor and Hank!!!! I ❤ theeeeeeem

[@TaoHK]

The word of Robo Jesus is spreading.

[@ryleymacdonald4019]

THE MATILDA ONE HAS ME FUCKING DEAD💀💀

[@thezoeyshow9938]

When do you learn what serial number Markus is, he was a gift to Carl from Kamski I also am a huge fan of your edits 😂

[@MiyuFay]

That explains alot...

[@aeriamamaduck]

Public Enemy, with Connor analyzing Markus's video

[@Агрессия-ф6щ]

Знала

[@flarmx6050]

That Persona's song was

[@tammylargent8543]

“I think I love you!” “We met five minutes ago..” “I know! WANNA GET MARRIED?”

[@wieranihao5377]

3:11 За что? Мне мало печали в жизни? Почему так много стекла??? ПОЧЕМУ?!?

[@tamayako2000]

"our hearts are compatible" no one can convince me the shippiness of that line was unintentional

[@jellybbo]

Omg the persona music ✨✨

[@georgia2417]

FIRST ONE ALREADY HAS ME LAUGHING SO HARD I TEARED UP A LITTLE

[@amiyah__7849]

THE MATILDA ONE IS JUST- mMM

[@annisamazing]

Part 4 next with Kara and Alice (and luther too)!

[@xxwoomoo]

*I TOOK IT AND THREW IT ON THE GGRRRROUUUNNNDDDD*

[@selahntro]

YES YOU DID MARKUS THIS TIME LOVE ME THAT GOOD GOOD ROBO JESUS AND THE JERICHO SQUAD

[@dark-rose790]

2:05 yes... just YES

[@mehmeh3089]

Now that's a perfect -boy- video :3

[@xxwoomoo]

For the Markus x Simon fangirls 3:02 3:32