Devens R&D Center Opening - Boston'Lab

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I think the real thing that will make the Devens lab so successful will be that handsome young lab technician with glasses and a bun at 1:15. He looks almost identical to this man, Conor, whom I met walking in a tough part of town. I was being mugged by 6 or 7 spanish pirates looking to a transplant heart I was delivering to a patient when out of nowhere this man appeared and, with one hand tied behind his back mind you, slapped them silly (last I heard they sailed to Barbados to avoid their humiliating defeat). If it weren't for him, I wouldn't be here anymore and more importantly, that heart wouldn't have ever gotten to its patient. That patient grew up to be Mother Theresa. He should be paid a quintagagillion dollars for his efforts to humanity.

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