Devil Times Five - The Best of The Cinema Snob

[@gyromurphy]

Ohhh boyyyy!! This hit my phone the moment I got on the bus for work...its about 25 min till I'm off. You really do care!! Thanks Cinema Snob!!

[@gyromurphy]

I gotta say... That heart does wonders to warm the soul.

[@culwin]

The woman who played "Julie" in this movie co-wrote Grizzly II. So it all comes full circle. Or something.

[@caidalee1994]

It is… *very* trippy to hear my duet played on a piano in a Snob Review about killer children. That song is Humperdinck’s Hansel and Gretel’s Dance Duet.

[@Kitnighty]

Brad's new set looks so much like his old set that, when I start the episode, I always have a split second where I wonder how Brad grew all his hair back so fast.

[@gamebreakers2535]

Also why is the video quality so shitty now

[@grapeshot]

The 1970s the decade when people just stop caring.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

So much Celebrity cartoons...

[@davidbauler3159]

Too much weed, man

[@SuperDevolution]

I thought that was the 2010s.

[@mathunit1]

@@SuperDevolution No.

[@robo-nidai4236]

@@SuperDevolution If only. Cause that would mean people actually gave a shit before then.

[@christopherjones5446]

Snob, you Butter Creamed it up years before your actual review!

[@MrKite]

I think I remember seeing the full movie up on TGWTG years ago and sitting there thinking "When's the Snob gonna show up?"

[@ForeverMe543]

There's actually a movie out more recently (2008) that's like this. Family goes to a cabin for Christmas and something is making the kids kill, like a virus. It's pretty good. It's called The Children.

[@FabricFool]

Brad, I would love to see your take on the 1971 film, Bless the Beasts and the Children. It’s loaded with layered meanings, some of them VietNam War related, some having to do with what it means to be an outcast-sick or weak or nerdy, or gay (?)- and it absolutely broke my 11 year old heart, while simultaneously making it soar in triumphant joy. Bill Mumy starred, with Barry Robins, and Stanley Kramer directed. I’ve seen exactly no one reviewing it on KZbin, and it really deserves attention. Amazon Prime has it now. You are the ideal reviewer (in my humble opinion). Please give it a look. I have no Patreon money, but I do plan to buy your movie when it’s released. 😻

[@TheRealNormanBates]

I haven't heard of that movie in a very long time.... yet I still remember seeing it when it first played on TV back in the 70's.

[@wjzav1971]

Having problems with murderous children? Easy. Just introduce them to Freddy Kruger.

[@grapeshot]

Man the soundtrack of this movie. Everything from London Bridge is Falling Down to Yankee Doodle Dandy.

[@flmbyz]

usuthu Ngadla1902 Only the best public domain has to offer.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Deck the 'dults with shitty children! Fa la la la la! La la la London Bridge.

[@guillaumebabey4484]

This episode's intro reminds me of simpler times when the biggest debate on film was whether we could still show people smoking. How innocent we were back then.

[@JoeAconite]

Sorrell Booke the bald cheated on husband, was Boss Hogg from the Dukes of Hazzard. When it froze on his death I was expecting Waylon Jennings to narrate.

[@LembeckIsStaying]

*"Right about now them Duke boys showed up....."* EDIT - I just realized no one under..............30! got that reference. God I'm old.

[@Ukiby3000]

Ah yes, one of my favorites is back!

[@pacoromes]

Hahaha! I have so many Mill Creek boxed sets I really have gone out and bought movies I already own!

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

Mill creek is still important. They’re like the vultures of the movie world, pecking up forgotten rotting corpses and making them their meal. And preserving them for all to see at low prices ..usually . I do love my mill creek 50 classic horror movies set and 150 classic sci if movie and tv show set

[@venomouslizards]

Does this mean that you are going to re upload all of your old videos that are not available on the internet, because I'd love to be able to watch all of your videos again?

[@carltonstaples7423]

Great review Snob!!! Can you do these flicks: Rawhead Rex (Clive Barker's monster flick) Shakma (killer baboon on the loose), I Drink You Blood (murderous citizens with rabies), Mom and Dad Save the World (Jon Loviz as a bad guy, killer mushrooms & Kathy Ireland)? Your channel rocks!!!

[@theultimatehellsing4438]

i love you Snob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Person089876]

One of my favorite Snob episodes!

[@LaNoLaCola]

I’d take on the devil times five than deal with the d'snooza time forty five

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

D'souza IS the D'evil times 5ive! It's a known D'fact!

[@wugglesx]

omg all this time the "look what you did to my beautiful face" line was referencing this : o

[@spacephantom1978]

That Mill Creek joke hit so close to home for me lol

[@TheTrueReiniat]

Everything looked like the Buttercream Gang for 2014's Cinema Snob.

[@castoputa]

I love your work. I hope it’s not an insult but you remind me of roger the alien from American Dad. It’s like one of his relatives reviewing trash. Purest Heaven!

[@jordandehart6905]

Fun fact Papa Doc was the nickname of a president of Haiti. He based his public image on the Haitian Vodou God of Death, Baron Samedi.

[@joelgordon7814]

Jordan DeHart that was baby doc

[@jeffthekillercriticremixer5968]

One of the people that produced this movie also produced The Andy Griffith show

[@M.E.R.255]

Haven't seen this review for a while. ^^ But wait, what's up with that title? Devil Times Five... Five... Like a Pentagon, five sides? Oh! Like Pentagram! ^^ Now I get it! But wait, this sounds more like a Math equation... Devil x 5 = ...This terrible comment! Wait...

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

M.E.R.255 and it means this comment was posted 5 months ago as of now

[@aiberlane3390]

So they become killers because they survived a bus crash, kill for no reason, and apparently spend the rest of their lives killing. Wow, a lot of thought went into this plot!

[@billjacobs521]

Eh, worked for Halloween. If the rest of the movie had been good, I don't think it would have mattered that the kids were given no real motivation.

[@ARedMagicMarker]

No, they were killers before. That's why they wound up in the juvie house for the criminally insane. Them being left tot her own devices just left them to be themselves, and wreak terror.

[@FrightfullyForgotten]

Hey, just stumbled across your channel cause we too just posted a retrospective on this one, and was curious to see other peoples thoughts. Hhaha loved hearing you take the piss out of this movie, cause how can you not!. We thought it this movie was highly entertaining, mostly cause of the kill scenes and the stupid characters. Cheers from Winnipeg.

[@RyanFeatherston]

You ought to review more killer kid movies such as Orphan, Daddy's Girl, The Paper Boy, Mikey and perhaps even the Omen series, at least the first two.

[@JaycRam]

2019: Foreskin Gump. Bring it!

[@joelgordon7814]

JayRam he already did that one.

[@RichardWatt]

That bus was a ticking time bomb, what with it being based on a Pinto.

[@marclewis5505]

13:15 "What the fuck just happened?!"😂

[@kaylacolgan]

Good Morning Cinema Snob.

[@iKadaj]

wall comforters? you have blankets for your WALLS??? are they cold or do you run into them often enough to need some padding?

[@mybeardisglorious510]

Snob in the morning 😍😍😍😍😍

[@davidbauler3159]

So is this a prequel to the Purge movie or something?!

[@SpeedyEric1]

Well, guess I was right in the comments of the reupload of the 42nd Street Forever Vol. 3 episode on KZbin about Brad reuploading his Devil Times Five review on here as well. I also wish this was The Fugitive. Hell, I'll even go with U.S. Marshals.

[@tecumsehcristero]

We need to bring back Cat Fighting to the Olympics. If Cat Fighting were an Olympic event I'd actually watch the Olympics

[@trackerjacker0013]

Oddly enough the lady who got the piranhas is the mother of Leif garret and the small brunette girl. That had to have been awkward...

[@a.jlewissonicski5278]

Now I’m of the opinion that not only the kids shoot it, But they also wrote it. And did the god damn music.

[@NameEntry]

"you bitch" *two women cat fight very badly*

[@GM_Darius]

Wait, is the kid on the swing noise at 19:39 one of Roger Rabbit's yelling sounds?

[@MF-R]

"I forgot the 70's Olympics replaced [names sports I forgot] and replaced them with Cat-Fights!" Ah, the 70's; all that lead poisoning had some silver lining.

[@outsidercain3038]

I always enjoy a classic snob review on a 4K videoprojector with 10ft screen. This is always G L O R I O U S ! Now UHD movies hurt my eyes :/

[@waynebutler7030]

watch the movie MOM & DAD you'll get a kick out of it.

[@Person089876]

Does anyone know why mentioning a paratrooper made the nun freak out?

[@patrickstonecrusher]

Hello Person from five years ago! I love this movie and l think l know the awnser! The movie implies that the army kid has a history of violence and starts saying how someone "would make a good paratrooper" before attempting to murder them. The nun, having stayed at the same Children's Asylum (coming soon to Adult Swim) knows this is a warning sign and is concerned for the safety of the only good adult in the film, Lennie from Of Mice And Men. I hope l could help! Responding to comments from five years ago isn't weird at all!

[@queerlibtardhippie9357]

where'd you get that wig @StonedGreminProductions

[@timd3469]

Talking monster truck?! You are wildly misrepresenting that fine film Twisters Revenge. I believe it was talking computer built into a monster truck.

[@mikewarnke404]

Ill say it again, they’re like kevin when he turns into john kramer.

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

Except Kevin was likable. And creative with his death traps

[@willday9316]

Sorrel Brooke would've made a good Penguin.

[@LeatherScorpio]

RIP Shelley Morrison

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Huh... the text on that title card for this review is reminding me of a certain show... but I just can't figure it out... Oh yeah, NCIS! They certainly aren't fooling anyone with the slighty squished version of the Futurama credit text.

[@WhisperingJohn]

I couldn't work out why the nun was also a killer.

[@georgerobbins3198]

She was really just one of the kids, she got the nun habit from nun who died in the wreck.

[@GruntGamerProductions]

So, the moral of the story is... children are evil and suck. Not really a plot twist and more of an obvious life lesson.

[@pyrodiscoflash6115]

The Children, The Children, the Children, don't let the Children in, it's like that Star Trek episode

[@Mangaka-ml6xo]

13:13 As long as that guy only looks like Gerard Depardieu, because from what I've saw and read about him on sets, he can be quite an impressive asshole. I recall something about him pissing outside the toilet cabin in a plane a few years ago, did it in front of random passengers because he couldn't hold it anymore. To be fair, when the body decide it's now, you don't have much choices, but there had to be a better way than that.

[@MadMagicianKaros]

Anyone know what movie the clip of the guy getting his head blown off is from?

[@billjacobs521]

Beware Children at Play. One of his older reviews, and one he should definitely reupload because he references it a lot.

[@MadMagicianKaros]

@@billjacobs521 Thank you very much.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

So is it ever explained why the kids were killers?

[@Ratciclefan]

Didn't the adults kill the children in the end? Was that on another movie?

[@gantzisballs]

That was "Beware Children at Play" by Troma

[@Ratciclefan]

@@gantzisballs Oh, thanks.

[@Dot_Executables]

When are you going to review The Wizard of Bras? The "If I Only Had A Cock" music number is phenomenal.

[@shadowmanprime4609]

What movie is he talking about at 4.34?

[@kathleenmorrison2908]

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Her Lover

[@shadowmanprime4609]

@@kathleenmorrison2908 Thank you.

[@mercenaryknight5419]

Good to see this classic review of a dumb slasher up, Brad.

[@TheRealNormanBates]

3:20 "Never mind that they're killers! Apparently they're also unbreakable!" ... so this is a prequel to UNBREAKABLE? Does this mean that one of the kids is David Dunn? And what did David Dunn do to deserve dis? 6:28 What? No STAR TREK action music? RLM need to review this (ugh) "film" to rectify this mistake. 9:58 and now you're going to have to review TWISTER'S REVENGE (1988): kzbin.info/www/bejne/f5PZmnWqpdp3hJI 17:30 the beauty of this scene is you can always substitute the music for this!: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipmze4uLgKxpY7s

[@SeanDDaily]

*IT'S LEIFGARRETTERRIFIC*

[@chrisbucci5769]

That doesn't look like Boss Hogg at all.

[@mathieuleader8601]

did you used to get off the matress and onto the chair

[@dbsommers1]

Um... yay?

[@kaylacolgan]

Kids in Horror films creep me out, and ironically I was born in the late 90’s. (1997).

[@apostolosfilippos]

@SehrBA Similar to cockroaches I guess. Small but disturbing.

[@NameEntry]

Why is being born in the 90's ironic?

[@mathieuleader8601]

these kids would be called incels these day

[@phreakazoith2237]

Disagree. Having Butter Cream Gang with weapons would not be like this movie...rather something like "Children of the corn" meets "The Goonies"

[@billjacobs521]

Hey now, that was the only chance that guy had to get laid in his entire life; that lady deserves a medal.

[@gilraybaker826]

Leif Garret putting a hatchet into Boss Hogg's head is the ne ultima plus of exploitation cinema. DX5 demands a reboot...

[@randycunningham7318]

It's a good slasher.

[@adrienfourniercom]

even with the awkward editing, the snow on the lens every time, the stupid adults, I enjoyed the last part when they rampage. But, yes, it's boring AF.

[@chrisdooley6468]

So did the little bastards get killed or what!? What a terrible end to a terrible movie lol

[@ronniejdio9411]

Best of cunema.snob should be a blank video

[@Person089876]

lol wut

[@NameEntry]

"Cunema"