Driving down the highway, ‘bout half past nine Lookin’ for some action, drinking cheap red wine When a bus came over the door & sent us falling to the floor It was the last time I ever seen St. Louis A couple foxy bitches hanging out on the street I walked out to a grooving hall(???) & nearly squashed their feet They said “Take us away.” I said, “Some other day.” It was the last time I ever seen St. Louis Backyard picnic was feeling really fine Then I heard Aunt Bessie refer to us as swine So I pulled out my BB & I pushed it in her eye It was the last time I ever seen St. Louis Red plastic flasher, flashing in my eye I knew I was gonna cry, cry, cry They put me on probation, made feel real bad They took away the only thing that I ever had Now they’re gonna give it to my adopted dad It was the last time I ever seen St. Louis