“The only help you’ll get from me is getting a lift back to Cuba” LMAOOO
@WavyNavy13 ай бұрын
lmfaooo dude is hilarious
@LycanVisualsАй бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@husaammaawia3057Ай бұрын
Savage
@davischemei15435 ай бұрын
"Get on your knees and begin kissing anything that remotely resembles an ass.." I love this guy. 🤣
@ekl82985 ай бұрын
lol
@WaldenMoeslinger5 ай бұрын
best line EVER
@u111139013 ай бұрын
one of the best lines in whole Dexter, I laugh every time
@mroctober35832 ай бұрын
yea totally reminded me of his old Unhappily Ever After TV show character 😂
@boof3rt2 ай бұрын
"boats are fucking expensive" had me dead
@carcosa_swamp5 ай бұрын
"Tokyo's that way Maria."' Tom constantly roasting Maria kills me lol
@Supertoyhunter234 ай бұрын
I don’t get the joke?
@ninjaguyYT4 ай бұрын
@@Supertoyhunter23without seeing any context, I'm going to assume Godzilla.
@Supertoyhunter234 ай бұрын
@@ninjaguyYT still don’t get it lol
@hexre7894 ай бұрын
@@Supertoyhunter23 he sayin she looks like godzilla, thats she's ugly
@hamisgreat57053 ай бұрын
Might be the fashion or maybe she was talking about taking a trip to tokyo
@yopiff5 ай бұрын
One mistake the writers made was not to use Matthews more. He was always good in every scene.
@Glupshitto9115 ай бұрын
Sometimes that’s why a character is so good though. Not being overused
@yopiff5 ай бұрын
@@Glupshitto911 That is a good point
@yutro2135 ай бұрын
@@Glupshitto911True, but Matthews was still underused.
@lie-inheart21205 ай бұрын
He was annoying af
@yopiff5 ай бұрын
@@lie-inheart2120 I liked him very much. Laguerta was the annoying one
@Chrish199994 ай бұрын
Love how he says “it’s in her genes, her and her brother.” despite knowing Dexter has no blood relation to Harry or Deb.
@ChillGuySammy4 ай бұрын
Laguerta doesn't know I believe
@縣Ай бұрын
Its just an expression. Plus logically speaking it could exist in Debra's and Dexter's genes.
@harmzweyy58605 ай бұрын
i loved every moment cpt Matthew’s showed up on screen
@PhilLeotardosGhost4 ай бұрын
Yet he was completely absent and not mentioned in Season 3.
@easy08285 ай бұрын
Matthews was selfish but also a pragmatist. He knew that bringing Dexter down, would mean hundreds of innocents would die. Trinity alone had over a 100.
@Sniperboy55514 ай бұрын
In many cases, pragmatism appears as selfishness. He was an enigmatic character, that’s for sure. I liked him a lot.
@WalterM-hy5fp4 ай бұрын
There's more to this. He likes Dexter and his sister. He wants to give Maria as hard of a time as possible (career and politics)
@Sniperboy55514 ай бұрын
“My gender? My race? What?” “Your arrogance.” I love it. Put her right in her place.
@sayayangtahu65192 ай бұрын
Remind me of tywin. I dont despise you because you're woman, i did that because you're not as smart as you think you are.
@RammingSpeed-lk8kk2 ай бұрын
What is her Race?..Indian?
@fish13132 ай бұрын
@@RammingSpeed-lk8kk cuban
@Falcoun12 ай бұрын
@@RammingSpeed-lk8kkshe's Afro-latina
@gustavolopes50942 ай бұрын
> "My race?" > Doesn't have beef with Bautista nor Doakes > "My gender?" > Loves Deb
@antipeter80135 ай бұрын
funniest character of the entire show
@Killerbx105 ай бұрын
I’m not sure about that
@bobharris72255 ай бұрын
@@Killerbx10 Nah he is, or at least top three with Doakes up there
@ihatenwo3 ай бұрын
DK, Tom, Dex himself my rop 3
@rodriga19853 ай бұрын
@@ihatenwowho's DK?
@balancemaster55Ай бұрын
@@rodriga1985donkey kong
@Pat4ever.5 ай бұрын
I always liked Captain Matthews, its unfortunate that some important scenes were excluded from this but he did not actually know that Dexter was a killer and when he found Doakes "boat key" (which Dexter staged) he was convinced it was not him. Something not at all mentioned in the show is that him preventing Harry Morgan's autopsy from being revealed to be a suicide also allowed Debra and Dexter to receive a homicide detective's life insurance policy payout (which would have been negated by it being a suicide) so the two were able to receive that money.
@PhilLeotardosGhost4 ай бұрын
He was completely absent in Season 3. Not even mentioned.
@jediknight12943 ай бұрын
That's common and entirely reasonable. Nobody should complain
@MichiganWinteriswhyimhere3 ай бұрын
Did you watch this video at all? Literally 5 minutes in the video he brings it up and tells Dexter while golfing. 2 min long speech and he ODed... you guys are bots I swear lol
@Pat4ever.3 ай бұрын
@@MichiganWinteriswhyimhere No. You don't know what you are talking about. The show did not explicitly tell you that doing that made sure they got the insurance payout, all it says is that he covered it up to presumably avoid family shame and trauma for Dexter and Deb).
@jivy10223 ай бұрын
My dad is a retired cop soo I could shed some light on the subject of life insurance polices and pay outs. Harry was retired, whether it was by natural causes or suicide his named beneficiary will be paid his contributions less any system benefits. Soo Matthew's didn't help do anything on the department side of things. As for your average life insurance, they all carry a claude that negates pay outs from suicide for only a specific period of time.once said period expires they 100% pay out. This time period is soo suicidal people take out a policy, make couple contributions then check out. But yeah life insurance are legally obligated to pay out death by suicide. Soo Matthews did nothing for dexter and Debra by changing cause of death.
@adamknoedler22605 ай бұрын
They should do a Captain Matthews roasting LaGuerta video.
@JohnnyDominion2 ай бұрын
What do you think this is then? 😂
@damarcuscolfer14855 ай бұрын
Great actor. Pure quality in every scene he was in.
@mooncat70095 ай бұрын
not a real name
@damarcuscolfer14855 ай бұрын
@@mooncat7009 Eh?
@varietyjones92015 ай бұрын
He knew it all about Dexter but chose self-preservation
@jonseon59525 ай бұрын
Him and Camila
@timbarnes97705 ай бұрын
Beat me to it lol
@amartyaroy37545 ай бұрын
It comes naturally to him 😂
@series91934 ай бұрын
not self preservation it was an understanding tom like dexters father understood that sometimes despicable people win that evil walks the streets and the law isn't enough. it was probably tom and dexters father who realized what dexter was and put him on a path but with a code. tom wasn't acting on self preservation but probably what he believed was righteousness
@Sniperboy55514 ай бұрын
He understood that Dexter had a “code.” I think most LEOs (and civilians, especially me) could get behind someone like Dexter. Saves us taxpayers a lot of money.
@mugunaangaine80664 ай бұрын
"Hand me one of those zip ties will u?"😂😂😂😂 classic
@WalterM-hy5fp5 ай бұрын
Now I'm convinced he knows it was dexter. But he clearly doesn’t want anyone to find out..
@Equilibrium215 ай бұрын
He knew what Dexter was
@NBHKLilK5 ай бұрын
No he was just blind because of harry
@jonseon59525 ай бұрын
Thats what I like about this character because it could be either
@tia323araceli5 ай бұрын
@@NBHKLilKIn the beginning, yes. But not once LaGuerta caught on. From that point on, he chose to be blind, but he knew
@firstnamelastname82065 ай бұрын
Since the moment matthews learned who Jimenez was, he knew Dexter was the Bay Harbor butcher.
@lie-inheart21205 ай бұрын
He suspected it but was never sure.
@PauloHenrique-bx7ft3 ай бұрын
i LOVE HIS VOICE.
@medix12035 ай бұрын
I loved that he threw shit at Maria... She was always a super cunext Tuesday and always wanted the camera from the news on her.... . Matthews taking it away from her and her reaction showed exactly why she was in police work. I never liked her character. I always thought Batista was better
@rubenoteiza92615 ай бұрын
He was the opposite. Selfless, considerate, good friend, even idealistic, a big guy with a great heart.
@superx14573 ай бұрын
Lol damn he was helping dexter at the end😂
@princevegeta27153 ай бұрын
Matthews had some witty comeback
@elskeezy15 күн бұрын
"If I'd known you were dropping by, trust me, I'd have made it a double" this man is hilarious 🤣
@dannyrowsey63253 ай бұрын
25:15 he knew but knew better
@Onetwistyboi3 ай бұрын
9:47 Matthews put it together right there. No doubt he knew what Dexter was
@GeorgiaMostlyАй бұрын
“You keep it to yourself.” Seems to be a motto that worked for him.
@kdSU304 ай бұрын
Personally I think she had one too many mosquitoes 😂
@tawfeeqsh15 күн бұрын
That ain't no marketing genius, that's a total literal sinner.
@rmh51024 ай бұрын
"I'm already down Tom, stop kicking" we could feel her pain and he did too. She didn't deserve what happened to her and I think she wouldn't give up because she feeled she failed Doakes which ultimately led to his death
@Please_allow_me3 ай бұрын
My favourite line from Captain Mathews will forever be "their trust is us is about to take a major ass fucking" 😂
@jeromerizzo4234 ай бұрын
I'll always remember Matthew's as the VP in "Get Smart" and Alan Arkin tackles him at the agency meeting, after he mocks Control, (muffins of mass destruction) gets recorded and sent to James Caan, whom is the POTUS.😂😂😂😂😂
@tristan50985 ай бұрын
I don't know if lundy knew about dexter but matthew definitely knew
@Haeters3 ай бұрын
@RobertEdwinHouse9 it was confirmed that Dexter was a suspect to Lundy up until his slides were found in Doakes' car, that made him 100% believe Doakes was the BHB
@safcjoe70622 ай бұрын
@RobertEdwinHouse9the theory is that Lundy knew Dex was the BHB but didn't care as he was murdering criminals.
@KK-ro7gx17 күн бұрын
Lundy would have caught Dexter ass if he was alive long enough
@alexjohnson96302 ай бұрын
The conversation between Tom and Dexter. Yep, he totally knew. He basically warns Dexter.
@ragingraichu219Ай бұрын
Question is, did he know the entire time, or did he figure it out later? 🤔
@alexjohnson9630Ай бұрын
@@ragingraichu219 , Dexter's told him and told Tom to keep an eye on him/watch out for dexter, which he did.
@alexjohnson9630Ай бұрын
@@ragingraichu219 , I meant Dexter's dad Harry told him.
@pottedplant420god4 ай бұрын
The phone etiquettes of these people...say goodbye for God's sake
@sierraj74803 ай бұрын
Bad guys go missing? Seems like Matthews supported this cause
@AL_Neri2Ай бұрын
At 25 you can see he was aware , his facial expression and everything, he literally gave him a heads up and cover his tracks for laguerta
@MrElmo543215 ай бұрын
It’s pretty stupid that Dexter wasn’t caught at this point, everything Leguarta did pointed Dexter as a reasonable suspect, and yet Dexter gets off. Either Matthew’s knew or was playing favorites or was a dumbass
@rubenoteiza92615 ай бұрын
Why a dumbass...because he saw LaGuarta as the selfish, manipulative, reckless, unrepentant witch she was...? He had not stock in Dexter being caught while he didnt care about Maria going down in flames.
@matrixghost3 ай бұрын
He knew… you didnt see the scene with him and deb
@SoulSociety4043 ай бұрын
Dexter covered his tracks perfectly there was nothing on him, being a decent suspect doesn’t make him overwhelmingly guilty beyond reasonable doubt.
@MrElmo543213 ай бұрын
@@SoulSociety404 I’ve seen enough police interviews to know that if things are adding up the way they are for Dexter, you name him a suspect and start building a case. Immediately shutting Leguarta down when she is doing actual detective work seems so sus and brain dead
@rubenoteiza92613 ай бұрын
@@MrElmo54321 Only one problem with that, there was absolutely no basis on which Lundy could have even started building a case against Dexter and in exchange he would have antagonized the entire Homicide Division of the MPF as he was widely considered nice and inofensive, Dexter had covered all his tracks and the only evidence he still had was the knives and the slides. Lundy could interrogate him all he wanted but he would have gone nowhere and he would have finally had to leave him alone.
@bindys85385 ай бұрын
Great character in the series 🎉🎉🎉
@jamillajohnson61084 ай бұрын
You can't tell me that Matthews didn't know Dex was the BHB... Seeing him and Harry were best friends and he keep close to Dex and Deb after Harry's death... He knew and even warned Dex Maria was on to him/named him. In the end he wanted his job back and probably felt Dex was taking out the trash... Killing only those that committed heinous acts upon the innocent.. Which is what Harry taught him long ago... I firmly believe Matthews knew... They might even address it in the new series... Which will make everything Tom did for Dex and Deb make sense..
@Jay-n2625 ай бұрын
You didn't want to get on Matthews bad side.
@jakelee13575 ай бұрын
Doaks!,…didn’t own a boat!,..The Captain saw the list of boat owners!,…he knows Dexter is lying!
@ChickenJoe123 ай бұрын
Didn’t own a *registered* boat
@r3miPL10 күн бұрын
So, after the sneak peek for OS ep.1 got released recently, there's now an inevitable plot hole there, right? Matthews had Cpt in Season 1 of "Dexter", a job now held by Aaron Spencer in OS. Matthews was also good friends with Harry and Debra had "cried in his arms the night her father died" (quote from S6, Matthews/Debra dinner). Same episode - "Debra, I've known u since the day you were born" - suggesting Harry and Matthews go way back, probably even before Harry got his heart problems. So shouldn't Matthews already be in OS, considering it takes a few years to get promoted to Captain? He was also working there longer than LaGuerta and she will show up in OS ep. 3 with no Matthews in sight. I love that this new show is coming but I wish they'd avoided such stupid plot mistakes, especially considering Clyde Phillips is back on board. I know that quote from Matthews to Debra came in S6, which is long after Clyde left, but come on, ignoring the events of Seasons 5-8 is not the way.
@titorios254315 күн бұрын
@ 27:30 is the funniest reply of the show.
@manrajlally21 күн бұрын
Legendary character
@tonyc7301Ай бұрын
Matthews was well liked on the show because even though he had his political agenda and was ambitious, he was a good cop and a good man at heart. He definitely had more principals than LaGuerta.
@Tom_Samad2 ай бұрын
Yeah...Tom definitely knew about Dexter's Dark Passenger.
@CVitrano3 ай бұрын
Batista always got the shaft for Laguertas politics crap lol
@abominablesnowman644 ай бұрын
Maria is the only character I consistently hated through out the show. When she died, not a tear.
@kevlar21252 ай бұрын
She was one of the more complex characters. Not likable, but a very well-done character.
@dasdeke2 ай бұрын
No tears, definitely shocked though.
@vulcan69262 ай бұрын
Ltn. Matthews was my favorite character. He always gave Laguerta shit and I want that for her.
@giovannidykes61582 ай бұрын
For those of us that love Dexter. I pitch to you the Idea of a prequel series about Matthews and Morgan. Matthews 100% knew about Dexter, yet his character does everything to keep that era under wraps. Together, Matthews, Morgan, and supporting Miami metro homicide cast solve gruesome murders and vile serial killers. Culminating in the suicide of Harry Morgan. Matthews’ political maneuvers. Harry 'Super Cop' legacy. I’d pay for a good adaptation of this idea! Would you all agree? If not, add to it.
@SolaceWhoreАй бұрын
You know this would be a great idea, but it would literally retcon the entire series, and every interaction with him Mathew’s. Or else yeah, I think your idea is cool, I just don’t think it would work
@andrea_20224 ай бұрын
They ALMOST got him!😮
@AL_Neri2Ай бұрын
bro represents the " never gave a shit " ever
@jackharle12515 ай бұрын
Maria was the first DEI hire
@sumeetdhoat67474 ай бұрын
@21:25 Why did Matthews share that info with her? I thought he didn't like her.
@WalterM-hy5fp4 ай бұрын
I think he wanted to set her up to be eliminated by Dexter
@Baino_Luli2 ай бұрын
I never liked Maria. I always felt like she hated when her Morgan was better than her. Especially when she slept with her replacements fiancé, yuck. And she was just plain selfish
@superHane1232 ай бұрын
I probably would’ve though Matthews was a bigger asshole if it wasn’t for Maria’s arrogance 😂😂
@milkmonster23105 ай бұрын
Reckon he knew about Dexter being the Bay Harbour Butcher?
@WalterM-hy5fp4 ай бұрын
At least when Maria brings it up
@erdicoskun50185 ай бұрын
Fix Dexter New Blood ending please
@RedMist975 ай бұрын
💀
@DexterMorgan19973 ай бұрын
💀
@DexterMorgan19973 ай бұрын
I actually like it it makes a cool start once resurrection comes out
@nabhanh73342 ай бұрын
I can't believe Matthews was the trinity killer
@thesnakeman8006Ай бұрын
Just like doakes, despite her INSANE amount of flaws...maria was an innocent that didn't deserve to die,but come on............we all knew that something was going to happen to her eventually. 27:03. And just like doakes, she destroyed her reputation while going after dexter
@mohammadsabir76003 ай бұрын
The guy knew saw harry letter for sure
@MahiMacNeill5 ай бұрын
Day 12 of asking for a Dexter vs Miguel compilation
@RatGangisMYusername5 ай бұрын
that might complicate things
@elrenegat612 ай бұрын
what are the odds ? xD Such a troll
@BigBoss-gb4cx2 ай бұрын
I still don't get why he did Dexter go. He knew he was the Bay Harbor Butcher. Expecially after Dexter framed and took down Maria.
@safcjoe70622 ай бұрын
He was close to Harry, he promised he would always look out for his two kids and probably didn't care that Dex framed Doakes as the majority of the ppl he took out were bad people.
@Louey_3 ай бұрын
He played this very well
@leek85253 ай бұрын
I told yo- YOU DONT TELL ME SHIT.
@SchindlersFiist2 ай бұрын
Update: we still have no fucking clue where this guy is
@PhilLeotardosGhost4 ай бұрын
Completely absent in Season 3. Not even mentioned.
@DexterMorgan19973 ай бұрын
Maybe cuz Miguel was there
@SolaceWhoreАй бұрын
I literally thought the actor died😭🙏
@robertchristian69525 ай бұрын
A best of Lagurta would be great
@Dexta_mogger4 ай бұрын
The goat
@mooncat70095 ай бұрын
guerta just had to pull the freaking race card…🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@funkyfranx3 ай бұрын
At least she got put in her place. Laguerta was a complex character; petty, arrogant and self-serving, but also with streaks of goodness in her. If it were written today, you know her character would be wiped of all nuance and she would just be there for commentary on SySTeMiC RaCiSM
@rocky_danger_buff58452 ай бұрын
@@funkyfranx I mean she wasn't wrong for pulling the race card Matthews said some racist and sexist stuff throughout the series. Also what's with the "At least she got put in her place" comment's I'm not a big fan of Maria but her and Matthews were both wrote as unlikeable/ scummy characters, especially Matthews for covering up a death by using his connections to Deb and Dex. It's just weird that a lot of people say that about Maria, as most of the characters in the show were arrogant and full of self justification.
@SolaceWhoreАй бұрын
@@funkyfranxtbh your right on this one. This is my first time agreeing with one of you politically brainrotted baboons. You have outdone yourself
@jamesholden95403 ай бұрын
We need a vidon LaGuerta's incompetence
@svenjurgenson54425 ай бұрын
Matthews 2024! Reminds me of Biden in the good days ..
@swibwi5 ай бұрын
i am trying to think of things that i have done to deserve coming home from work in the UK to this......not much is coming to mind.... i like my wife, i would even go as far as claiming i love her, but just behind my lap top is a photo of our anniversary and i'm going to just turn it around for thees'e next 29 mins, only because its distracting me .
@Nic1345 ай бұрын
What are you on about
@swibwi5 ай бұрын
@@Nic134 good work detective
@aw-rx3qs5 ай бұрын
Register yourself into a mental asylum
@jaybrewer39902 ай бұрын
Take your meds....now! They're by the counter!
@SoCalChris3 ай бұрын
All I can think of when I see Matthew's is Unhappily Ever After.
@whatspoppin60675 ай бұрын
You guys know the ending was dogshit right?
@p0ison_4205 ай бұрын
calling the ending of dexter dogshit would be an insult to dogshit
@AntonioLopez-kw3ev4 ай бұрын
What happened I never watched this
@thesparingdonkey305 ай бұрын
😢😅 1:48 😅 😅&&&&
@andrew_aka_andyАй бұрын
If Donald Trump was a character this would be him 😂
@KendrickEdits4 ай бұрын
Is it just me who thinks the women on this TV show are very arrogant, annoying and irritating, especially Dexter's sister?
@Catzchiqe3 ай бұрын
@@KendrickEdits why did you feel the need to comment this twice ?