SHARKNADO: Exactly What You'd Expect - Diamondbolt

[@darzimus]

“One last time.” Diamondbolt lied as naturally as he breathed.

[@gemraldkid6304]

"I understood that reference."

[@ikmaen]

@@gemraldkid6304 "same"

[@LNIGHTREELS]

I must know this reference in order to say I understood that reference.

[@darzimus]

@@LNIGHTREELS it’s from Kaguya-sama Love is War, the manga.

[@KRAZYMODERCYLERAMPAGE]

@@darzimus sorry I don’t speak weeb, I’m from poland

[@NotoriouzJay]

Fun fact: the old guy is kevins dad from both home alone 1 and 2(how did he go from beloved classic to terrible original)

[@leakysteve5613]

Home alone 3-4

[@patrick-brucesargent2244]

I dunno man, but it is truly a fall from grace 😥😞

[@Sylber.1]

@@leakysteve5613 even kevin wasn't in 3 or 4

[@Sylber.1]

Sharknado is also not a RIP off its originally terribly good

[@bruhbruh9765]

Parkour

[@sapphiresplash]

The fact that the dude just says "ow" when he dies is the funniest shit I have seen all day

[@teddyroo12]

"AEYOW!!"

[@jett9631]

Oh you stabbed me, in the heart, ow

[@matthewreynoso6904]

Xxmobile Player Or have quarantine?

[@shadowtrooper4435]

@person person 4:26 Yeah, ik i'm late.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@cupcakeprime559]

The third one is literally titled "Sharknado: Oh He'll No"

[@theguy3851]

"Take a bite out of him boys, he's our enemy." - same random-ass shark from sharkboy and lava girl

[@zhazamco8088]

No you are not the guy *I AM*

[@ozzy2here210]

heck you! those sharks loved sharkboy and would never take a bite outta him

[@theguy3851]

@@ozzy2here210 electric E E L S

[@Shard_Soldier]

@@zhazamco8088 Cake. *INSTANTLY GETS ELECTROCUTED.*

[@Grongle4]

@@Shard_Soldier (instantly loses all of his lives and then fucking explodes)

[@PacManFan01]

Diamondbolt: I’ve never reviewed anything related to sharks Shark boy: am I a joke to you?

[@doomfry680]

There was also the demon shark thing

[@ShibuNub3305]

They couldn’t even get Taylor Lautner to play him in We can be Heroes so I suppose he is

[@alexsokol6496]

Yeah you forgot

[@nuggies6825]

"Yes, yes you are" -some random phineas and ferb character

[@xx_gam3r_aress1ed_2oo5_xx3]

Lava girl: I am a joke to you.

[@goldenninjoe0079]

LOL, I actually remember everyone talking about this movie when it came out

[@high_higgy]

This movie was POPPIN at primary school

[@comixproviderftw_02]

That movie was some underground phenomenon

[@evanmoyer1562]

@Goldenninjoe007 SAME

[@rylenstuffsv2]

I kinda like the movie because how bad it was and can make fun at everyting

[@fruity9570]

Same

[@KirbCrew]

“I will NOT watch the other Sharknado movies.” 11:06 Meg: (hello darkness my old friend)

[@ian_3244]

Sharknado was probably just a movie adaptation of someone's fever dream

[@redguy346]

Hey only I can have the lego gonk profile picture

[@AGuyNamedGray]

@@redguy346 This is a worse fever dream than RID 2015

[@ian_3244]

@@redguy346 why can't we be gonk brothers?

[@Deinobi]

@@redguy346 this is getting out of uand. Now there are two of them!

[@NexusSlayer]

You know what’s funny i had a fever well watching this movie

[@vatn723]

4:40 had to think about if that was actually part of the movie or not

[@finthevoiceactor]

Ive never been so disappointed to have the name fin

[@matthewreynoso6904]

It's a pun, it's supposed to be funny!

[@cheesyandbreezy9887]

My name is Fin too! I watched this movie before and I got excited when the main character was named Fin!

[@spaghetti-zc5on]

still the coolest name possible

[@romaxio7200]

“Let the dark magic flow through me one last time” - Diamondbolt

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Sharknado: green screen tornado *he’s too dangerous to be left alive*

[@kaiserreichempireofohio834]

Why do we watch the exact same things

[@gameends5330]

Nice Star Wars reference

[@domga3432]

Why do we watch the same

[@gameends5330]

@@domga3432 ?

[@crookedthumb]

This entire movie is just: Fisicz, we bomb a tornado.

[@CapsirusPrime]

Can we have a full version of “It’s raining sharks” please

[@ieatunderagedchildren]

Diamondbolt cover

[@ieatunderagedchildren]

Cg5 in collaboration with diamond

[@curemangooldchannelnolonge4638]

@@ieatunderagedchildren diamondbolt parody

[@EngineerRiff]

Timestamp please?

[@rype4161]

9:47 my favorite song so far

[@reecespuffs7131]

I’m not lying when I’m saying this, me and my friend went on a movie marathon, and watched all 5 movies, and by the time we were done, we didn’t regret a thing, we started wheezing we laughed that much, and it was hard to breathe

[@syabilaazri7834]

Sometime the worst movie is best when watching and laugh at it together. For me, its DOOM 2005 movie

[@everythingiscool6228]

I’m sorry but. There’s six

[@yourtimetraveleralara]

@@everythingiscool6228 i headcanon that it ended in the 5th and the 5th ending and the 6th is not canon because all the movies is a shark's fever dream and when the 5th ended he woke up

[@cultofgoose1942]

“No I will not be watching the other sharknado movies” We will see...

[@rexedout4324]

Diamond bolt: I'm pretty sure you don't need to kill the sharks, the lack of air will do that for you Me: haven’t you seen the latter instalments, they're sky sharks, they breathe air.

[@jamestomato1744]

IT'S ALL IN THE LORE!

[@jjd3hner544]

They go to space, and time travel

[@DeutschesSoldat1916]

5:02 Assuming that is wasn’t edited for a joke, that was 12 rounds in a 6-8 round shotgun magazine

[@snoc_]

All of the music is doom eternal Surprisingly fitting.

[@izanyzam5308]

9:34 i just realised the son's bruises are CG......wow

[@Jacob-rf7ci]

To anybody curious, the shark that got shot 57 times was actually shot 13 times in the edit. Yes, I'm fun at parties.

[@HeroicLeo8125]

Yeah and she didn't have to load her gun. Yeah I'm fun at parties too

[@thisisrex1676]

Also it's like the thing called recoil doesn't exist in these movies. No I'm not going to parties cause of the Rona.

[@wumpus976]

@@thisisrex1676 I wanna see a movie where it’s super dramatic, and then the guy’s gun flies out of his hand due to recoil and hits someone else.

[@ussstropicana]

@@wumpus976 Search for ''Gunado'' ?

[@Littlebigman-hx4es]

God I love the scene at 9:28 so much! She just falls out of the helecopter and then like a perfect tetris piece, here comes the shark to just perfectly catch her in mid air. Its just so obscene and funny, I love it!

[@dim__2860]

I just realized that the guy who sounds like he woke up from a coma is Kevin's dad from Home Alone.

[@celava_baklava9504]

Yeah, he seemed familiar!

[@dylanoshea5065]

3:59 Hey is that The Flash!?

[@wieldylattice3015]

2:48 Theory: Sharknado takes place on a dream, because in dreams instead of getting up and running or immediately shooting the monster thing, you just flail around helplessly, somehow not moving your body at all and it not doing what you want it to do, which is exactly what this woman is doing

[@QaneUptown]

They got freaking the dude from home alone, now I know where the budget went

[@saifulbrine2391]

7:59 u have a working PC behind you and u decide to flex with your laptop

[@Zeldalord1844]

Diamondbolt:This was one of the worst movie's ever Me:It has six sequels

[@DisasterEnby]

Wasn't there one with like time travelling dinosaurs in medieval england?

[@yotedelote]

@@DisasterEnby yes

[@ThankYouVeryLittle]

But Wait! There's More.

[@Goldtendo25]

5

[@RosheenQuynh]

9:51 is my favorite part 🤣 My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!

[@rjpa22nascar]

This is the only asaylum movie that has a 75% on rotten tomatoes

[@freddypipe0851]

R u serious?!.

[@matthewreynoso6904]

Really?

[@ThankYouVeryLittle]

It Was Pretty Good To Me Atleast

[@jangofett9835]

@@ThankYouVeryLittle you have no taste in film

[@antonipersinte7492]

@@jangofett9835 well its so sucks that even deadpool watch it

[@hally05]

Are we ignoring the fact that the beach shot at 2:05 looks awfully a lot like GTA 5's Del Perro Pier? The whole layout is freakishly similar

[@vustvaleo8068]

I think the movie's budget is going to the booze for the film staff and cast.

[@cannedcereal2165]

I wanna see this movie with a-list actors and like the best cgi possible

[@bonemech5000]

6:43 how does one scream after being smashed to bits

[@zurihezer531]

“Don’t take a bite out of him boys. He’s an important plot device that will enable us to form a tornado. A SHARKNADO”

[@AGuyNamedGray]

- Commander Diamondbolt, 2020

[@Accel240]

That’s funny

[@samwitherington8202]

A few things: 1. Love how you don't mention the Australian guy dying. 2. The second one is the best. 3. The cameos they got are insane in the next few. 4. Titles are genius. 5. Last one is time travel. 6. BEST MOVIES EVER!!!!

[@insomnia35rex48]

Sharknado is amazing

[@MeinGoobbyXI]

They Managed to make it better lmao.

[@alexthegreat8001]

You know what would be- wait, TIME TRAVEL? what are you talking about?

[@samwitherington8202]

@@alexthegreat8001 yep. Watch it if you don't believe me.

[@dzd2629]

Lets enter the asylum one last time Me: yeah right

[@greatwesterngaming7956]

10:13 *IT GAVE BIRTH!!!!!!!*

[@k3nn412]

"I will not be watching the other sharknado," anyways I'll be expecting the next 5 videos of Sharknado.

[@durillongaming]

"oh hell no" is exactly what the director said when he was told he would have to put effort into this

[@pokehorror7777]

Sharknado is kinda like Jingle All the Way: it’s not a good movie per say, but people remember it for being so bad, yet so good. Edit: I think Jingle all the Way is a classic, and I’m not comparing it to Sharknado, I just think the two are similar is some ways.

[@rxdhoodix925]

Jingle all the way is amazing

[@pokehorror7777]

@@rxdhoodix925 always has been...

[@astro_pug4716]

jingle all the way is actually funny and sure the cgi has aged badly but I mean come on jingle all the way came out in 1996 and is funnier, has better cgi and overall a great movie. Don’t ever compare sharknado to jingle all the way.

[@Saltyaf38]

What? Jingle all the way is considered a classic by many including myself.

[@AShotBigClown]

My mom: have you done your homework yet? Me: 5:10

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

Diamondbolt: “Let’s enter the Asylum one last time” Everyone after watching this video: *Are you gonna review another Asylum movie?*

[@CouncilOfRem]

Noice profile

[@waluigiforsmash7090]

Remember Me

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

@@waluigiforsmash7090 *Yeah, I remember you*

[@waluigiforsmash7090]

@@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Ok Then

[@DiamondBolt]

SERIOUSLY IT’S SO ANNOYING

[@wishingwel8256]

Diamandbolt: I won’t be watching the other movies. Everyone else: I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.

[@flameshot4798]

You can’t escape the sequels! You’ve opened Pandora’s Box, you can’t close it

[@noahjump2000]

Bruh i just checked this mans animelist. I discovered a tragedy he had konosuba at 8/10 not 10/10 thats a crime.

[@eddyviews1427]

ok... we need that It's Raining Shark song 🎶 IT'S RAINING SHARK HALLELUJAH, ITS RAINING SHARK IT'S RA-🎶(CRASHING LANDING) OH GOD😨😨😨😨

[@ricardoramirez5967]

I almost peed myself laughing with that shit!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@FormalFilmsProductions]

Banger

[@thestonksman3799]

@@ricardoramirez5967 my good that shit cracked me up

[@olishtoli6974]

One last time.... I swear even the titanic could not make me cry as much as this

[@ausaralexander2627]

Sharknado was my childhood junk food and I loved every stupid minute of it

[@erikpng]

7:38 is that a Half-Life refference? You made my day!

[@cheese6929]

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

[@robot-man-z8225]

9:51 Full song when?

[@quinnquinn9758]

Fun story, my family watched the entire sharknado franchise over one weekend. I was the best and worst thing I've ever done.

[@bluelanternguardianangel8038]

Diamonbolt: is it over?! Me: not until the fish jumps *fish jumps* Me: there it is lol

[@flappsterplayzz3513]

Hahahaha 🤣😂 dragon ball z Frieza saga reference lol

[@tadaslukosevicius7639]

6:26 sharks don't even have vocal cords. how could that one do a roar... or growl... or whatever the fuck that sound was

[@MartinG-zk1px]

KZbin is trying to shut you down to save you from watching more Asylum Films

[@carpotheduck1718]

"And no I will not be watching them" We'll see about that

[@incog0956]

That "let's enter the Asylum one last time" line in the introduction is well written

[@idunnohaah3674]

My family use to make it a tradition to watch every sharknado movie whenever it would come out

[@notrishi0]

Lets give this man some applause. It's not that easy to watch a lot of Asylum movies and have a sane and stable mind and not go crazy and end up in an actual asylum.

[@impa2787]

I love how the only music in this video is from doom. I love it

[@radladstudios]

Diamond bolt, you still have to watch 5 more Sharknadoes

[@leeharper8513]

Yes and each are worse than the previous

[@ThankYouVeryLittle]

This Is My Favorite Series Because Of How Shitty It Is

[@shadowdecidueye]

2:52 did you really just say that they will die in "The lack of air". You mean the lack of water, if anything there is too much air

[@joseluissifuentes8639]

Sharknado: A tornado with sharks

[@Zeldalord1844]

Best damn movie idea ever

[@nate5642]

I couldn’t think of any bey movie than this

[@ironhideproductions3616]

Yes I agree!

[@nate5642]

@Jaylyn Flow i did too and it was worth it

[@admiralakbar8604]

Yes

[@callumbailey43]

The cashier didn't leave the store because his job is so low paying that he had to stay, otherwise he wouldn't have enough money to eat or live.

[@tfdxstudios1265]

Imagine getting killed by a stock greenscreen tornado.........

[@TeruteruBozusama]

Maybe from a falling green screen... And somehow... Not being found or getting out...

[@matthewreynoso6904]

That'd be like testing artificial weather in a studio wouldn't it?

[@freddiemercury8625]

That shopkeeper who stayed during a sharknado to sell stuff in his store has the dedication of Morshu from LoZ.

[@richardendresz161]

Sharknado is best watched drunk or so high you won’t remember any of it

[@blankspotato7848]

I love how Doom eternal's soundtrack is playing in the background

[@jackepicspeederwolfaj2294]

my friend's favorite job is working at the fire appartment

[@fifoffjfufs]

dude you have excellent comedic skills with the dramatic zooms, sound effects, quick-cuts in your editing, meme references. very funny stuff.

[@glassinabin]

I found this movie called toxic shark. Its about a shark and when he bites humans they turn into zombies. Ya idk either

[@jennyc7543]

Fun fact: The voice actor for Fin (Ian Ziering) was the same actor for Nick Tatopoulos in Godzilla: The Series.

[@ineon_playz9964]

Did you do it? Yes. What did it cost? Pacific rim vs this? Eh nothing much besides the few brain cells I had. And a fire apartment.

[@Foxy-ne2gi]

It's raining sharks! Hallelujah it's raining sharks! OH GOD! Best song I've ever heard

[@wieldylattice3015]

4:55 DOES THE NEWS NOT EXIST IN THIS WORLD!?!?!?!?

[@wieldylattice3015]

5:27 OH SURE NOW PEOPLE ARE REPORTING THIS APOCALYPTIC RAPTURE OF SHARKS THAT SHOULD’VE ALREADY GONE VIRAL ON KZbin OR SOMETHING

[@makomuru]

when the fire apartment showed up, i was soo relieved... i love the "fire apartment"

[@footballxedits2111]

Sharknado is beautiful and you know it!

[@blastatron2007]

I agree with you.

[@drchristophe207]

My friend and I just watched one of the movies out of sheer boredom and we landed upon Sharknado 5 and left off with a cliffhanger where they travel through time to defeat…a Sharknado I think? I just felt the need to say this.

[@nonymouswisp8176]

Baby shark in the credits killed me

[@averageperson1045]

A horde of sharks swimming in unison with Cultist Base blasting in the background made my day

[@kcud8615]

The wise words of DiamondBolt: IT’S RAINING SHARKS, HALLELUJAH! Edit: holy crap, senpai diamondbolt noticed me, and this is the most likes I’ve ever had, thanks!

[@rylenstuffsv2]

I love this so much

[@Shard_Soldier]

I think you lose the heart after you edit comments.

[@kcud8615]

@@Shard_Soldier ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes sense, thanks!

[@sai4998]

2:29 gotta appreciate that doom music

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Hey, I thought Sharknado was a good idea Don’t make me send you to the camp

[@colinrooster3551]

I didn't know speak good English

[@dexterjettster3683]

Please lose some weight so north koreas obesity rate drops to 0

[@jordanshaw9941]

What's your thoughts on the sequels

[@cowboy557]

Actually sharks have been around for 450 million years and have been around longer than Saturn's rings

[@wieldylattice3015]

3:14 *ah yes action movie extras*

[@mlsdreavusjargon6910]

That quick “I’m the Joker Baby” edit was great. All the edits you make in these videos really enhance the humour, really enjoy your videos.

[@abyssdrawssomestuff]

5:43 how they’re talking makes me laugh for some reason

[@Noah_Obama]

9:58 doomguy *who?*

[@Jimbo893]

6:03 you can literally see the green screen

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

8:42 lol

[@stepa_64]

9:52 *O H G O D!!!*

[@ejmiranda7036]

7:04 answer:both

[@andemibok6473]

At 8:49 if you slow it down there is a floating shoe this movie is better than the dark knight

[@butterballin3686]

I like how you actually take time with your videos! You don't upload daily and you actually take your time to create quality content. Keep it up man!

[@blank2413]

I remember watching this as a kid and was like wow this is cool

[@billymccrary2246]

"It's raining sharks." Man, that's sound like an parody song that came from Weird Al Yankovic of all people. I would like to see an full-on version of it.

[@gravityfalls1826]

Tbh, it sounded like "gay people out of the pool" at 8:55

[@dakitowithred]

"Dogshit year... " Welp, it ain't dogshit when you're around.

[@alumlovescake]

10:39 you missed nothing