Diane abbott best gaffes compilation

some of the best Diane Abbott gaffes, British politics has never been this interesting.

[@Funkstar124]

She's got to be the thickest MP that has ever lived.

[@arktomorphos]

And she's really stupid too

[@MOGGS1942]

@ray foskett I think she jumped ship before being dumped.

[@andrewpredeth8459]

The thickest human

[@arktomorphos]

@ray foskett she's incompetent and unfit for her job. What else you got?

[@arktomorphos]

@ray foskett she's a blabbering moron and also racist against Native English people, as her interviews shows. She's only in this position because of nepotism and the Ethnic Vote.

[@neilstaton9041]

She is the Tories biggest asset

[@philldavies7940]

and Labours biggest ass.

[@MrYorickJenkins]

So true. Every time I think of voting Labour I think of this ludicrous individual and think better of it

[@thelawenforcerhd9654]

Yeah, you totally don't sound like a racist.....I mean look at all those brilliant WHITE politicians that made such a success of Brexit. Nah, let's pick on the black girl...

[@howyouknowthat]

TheLawEnforcerHD she is a dumb arse. Black or white.

[@thelawenforcerhd9654]

@@howyouknowthat There's nothing particulary exceptional about her other than that she's black and a woman. There are far worse parliamentarians. It is pretty obvious what your motivation is, but by all means try and pretend otherwise, it is comical watching the faux outrage you people exhibit when someone touches a nerve.

[@hugostieglitz238]

Me thinks she has been helping herself to her sons meth.

On top of the superstrength weed she’s been using over the years.🤣

[@hellowaves]

Sharing is caring.

[@darthpepe2994]

If she wasn't such a racist man hating socialist vying to get into one of the most important offices in our government I might have wanted everyone to vote for her just for the comedy factor 😂😂

[@ozzie1299]

She's permanently pissed as well!🥂🥂

[@darthpepe2994]

@Simon Robson Funny how the people who want socialism so bad are the people who benefit from capitalism the most lol

[@andymiller6893]

Love how portillo is smirking, desperately try not to laugh out loud. 😂😂😂😂

[@HailLuzifer]

low intelligence + high confidence = worst combination.

[@BelloBudo007]

It reminds me a lot about when I tried to convince my Primary School teacher that I really had done the work instead of watching TV, which was of course what I really had been up to.

[@Bullfrog377]

It's 'cos she went to Cambridge

[@roadhound101]

@@Bullfrog377 I've been to Cambridge on a day trip, which degree do i get?? ;)

[@nicksim1602]

= danger

[@robdlaidler]

Sounds like her ex-boyfriend Jeremy Corbyn

[@wolfie6508]

Daine Abbott is what you get when selection by gender and race is allowed to take priority over competence.

[@camperera8112]

That's left wing politics sadly

[@grrr.9998]

Churchill died for your sin.

[@thenameplus431]

Sjw politics innit

[@danb2450]

Daine

[@davidkane1658]

Yep 🙂

[@mrthomas394]

The absolute greatest example of a box ticker

[@Isleofskye]

Now we all know why she is suspended by the Labour hierarchy until AFTER the Election:)

[@chapmasi]

That Smile from Portillo is all that is needed. Brilliant

[@ladysouthwold]

He is such an intelligent guy…

[@MOGGS1942]

Apparently, Abbott went to Cambridge University. I can only assume it was to empty the bins, and clean the toilets.

[@shamteal8614]

Your assumption was correct, she caused a big stink whilst there.

[@jamieforrester2857]

Emptying bins and cleaning toilets takes some intelligence so I doubt very much she could have done that,

[@williamtaylor874]

To be fare it was closed lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stevemccann4166]

moggs It wasn’t to study mathematics I know that🤣

[@davidclark2932]

@benter1978 So are you. Tell me which of the eight words, you cannot spell?

[@michaelfoley906]

Michael Portillo's face in that last segment is priceless: just sitting back and enjoying the show!

[@banjopete]

What a Gentleman! I couldn’t have done it.

[@jbiehlable]

She has nothing more to say.

[@Steve-in-the-uk]

Yes. I completely agree with you. Michael Portillo's expression and silence was thunderous!

[@user-to3yx3ih3o]

She be dumb even by dem ni#### standards. 😮

[@philluckwell617]

The gift that keeps giving.

[@johnb6749]

That's about the best comment I've seen re the idiot DA - never fails to be comically stupid on camera....

[@chrishodgson403]

I’m keeping this for a bad day at work……..😂

[@rhall262]

I have depression, about the only thing that puts a smile on my face is watching dianne abbots interviews

[@davidenko2468]

hope you are feeling better russell and our diane has been at it again

[@Robfnord]

Weird watching her makes me depressed, on a serious note though all the best

[@jackc6506]

Lol same

[@CanadianMonarchist]

I struggle with depression too- take care man!

[@Kibouo]

She talks like she’s at a job interview that’s she’s done no preparation for, and winging it

[@ScottH-ot8id]

Assoluta perfect description.

[@hootsmon4723]

Bet she didn't get the job .......oh she did wonder if the casting couch was used ...🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MarkLsixtyseven]

@@hootsmon4723 Well she has shagged Corbyn, and she does have a top job. Just sayin.

[@tingtong8781]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pen2199]

add a couple of gin n tonics to it, lets just say pissed

[@trevorford9432]

I didn't think I'd have enough storage on my phone to cope with the amount gaffes Dianne Abbott has done in the past 😂🤣😂🤣

[@DavidTransformer]

During the darkest days of lockdown and with nothing but bad news this is my go to video. Eight minutes of laughter works wonders.

[@DONALDSON51]

Her privately educated son who has just been arrested for assaulting 2 police officers

[@princeofdenmark9142]

And flashin his junk. 11 charges in all. Best money you can spend, private school.

[@MarkLsixtyseven]

But its not been reported on BBC.

[@MOGGS1942]

@@MarkLsixtyseven And it hasn't been dealt with by the courts yet.

[@johnsassoon7115]

Crystal rampage🤯😡

[@vordman]

@@MOGGS1942 It has, he was found guilty and will be sentenced in July. Not that the BBC has bothered reporting it. Attacking doctors and nurses will get him a good helping of porridge I'd have thought.

[@pasteywhiteboy8137]

Quite scary that a person like this is in a position of power

[@anghinetti]

PasteyWhiteboy: Fortunately, she is not in a position of power but simply a member of Comrade Corbyn's Shadow Cabinet, although heaven help us if ever she did fall into a postion of power.

[@henrytheeightheist8091]

Plenty more similar dummies in all parties ..... and the reason the UK finds itself in the position it is today.......

[@alisonhilll4317]

They have to have a box ticker.

[@newyyykkll]

But I can list out the names of 100000 more politicians who are like this if not worse. They may not have gaffes on TV but they could be just as bad if not worse.

[@C-eo1rt]

shes an MP that is a position of power@@anghinetti

[@boilingfrog783]

Only 8 minutes, 20 seconds. You must've done some serious editing there 😂

[@trevorhutchinsonUK2506]

There is reality, then there is Diane Abbott

[@Hiphiobellyflop]

She tends to start each sentence with “Well” when her remaining brain cells scramble frantically around her so-called brain lol.

[@neilbower9052]

and what have you achieved in your life little fella? dissing people on youtube? is that the most you have accomplished in your life? How sad.

[@sandragray3951]

​@@neilbower9052Oh Neil, you sucker. What a plank!🙄

[@Isleofskye]

@@neilbower9052 Whatever anyone else has or has not achieved should not distract from her total incompetence which is why she is still suspended by the Labour hierarchy and won't be unveiled until Keor Starmer is , safely,in Number 10.

[@darrengrint6444]

just think this woman is paid to be an MP - How scary is that

[@toxichazard5015]

@@KrisPbacon42 Thought this comment was BS until I went and looked. I didn't even know she appeared on 'This Week' and that the BBC paid her £110,000 last year. That's crazy.

[@vordman]

@@toxichazard5015 That's the BBC bubble. And that's why it is doomed to extinction.

[@somyod2u]

@@vordman She ticks three of the BBC boxes straight off - she is female, she is black, and she is the MP for a London constituency.

[@dryflyman7121]

Not as scary as those idiots who elected her

[@thermion7869]

"I want a Refund"!

[@davidpimblett3573]

Is this what a university education gets you 😂😂

[@michael_mouse]

6:26 ....the look on Michael's face is just priceless!... LMFHO

[@thewengerinn5555]

Diane Abbot has the intellectual capacity and Integrity of a 3 year old child telling you they havent been in the biscuit tin with chocolate smeared all over their face

[@marknorthcott1728]

Chocolate ....ooooooo

[@heli-crewhgs5285]

Chocolate! 😂😂😂

[@taxslave5906]

Is that a racial joke?

[@thewengerinn5555]

@@taxslave5906 I have white choc biscuits in my biscuit tin.....so i think youre a racist for suggesting that its racist 🤷‍♂️ Youre like those strange people who somehow think dressing as a gorilla at fancy dress is racist too....

[@thermion7869]

There's no test for what you are thinking, - Yet@@taxslave5906

[@howardmckenna]

Diane Abbott: "Andrew I have nothing more to say." Portillo: My smile tells it all.

[@tarync6539]

Dont you mean.... Andweeeww

[@peterfitzpatrick7032]

She has nothing intelligent to say... Portillo is lovin it... 🙄😂

[@steve5825]

The hesitation in saying how much the extra police would cost is because she was struggling to take her shoes off so she could count passed ten.

[@richardhutchinson6578]

The scary thing is she's just been re elected. The people of hackney north and stoke Newington have honestly just elected some one who wears odd left shoes 😂 proof you could put a labour rosette on a goat and some people would vote for it

[@rjjcms1]

Ah,well,some Conservatives boasted in the 80s about certain constituencies that you could put a blue rosette on a donkey and they (the constiutuents) would still vote for them. I think it was somewhere in Kent or perhaps along the south coast specifically. Died-in-the-wool Tory heartlands v Labour heartlands.

[@richardhutchinson6578]

@@rjjcms1 that's was the 80's before the internet, now it's easy to look up and research just how useless she is theres no excuse

[@nuggetbunny5551]

She was elected to be the mascot that we see tied to the front of bin lorrys.

[@philluckwell617]

Was the goat called Jeremy?

[@tech9auto223]

I'd wager the people voting for her are not from hackney they may live there at the moment but they don't come from there theyre all foreigners from God knows where

[@jasonmiles5043]

It’s actually quite scary how thick this women is

[@wildnfrantic1015]

I think scary is an understatement - and to think she could've been in charge of our police, borders and security services

[@Jakestreet]

*woman

[@WildlifeObsessed]

And you can’t tell the difference between ‘woman’ and ‘women’ !

[@iftkhin3317]

@@WildlifeObsessed Yeah, but 'jason miles' wasn't a hair's breadth away from becoming Home Secretary!

[@MrWackozacko]

*Thicc

[@johnmore4155]

Get her on Question Time. We could all do with a laugh 😂

[@dianeabbottsfootwearassist]

Best video on KZbin. Ever. Can't believe I've never seen it before.

[@stephengiles8326]

The gift that keeps on giving, comedy gold 😂😂

[@mrdojob]

She's natures unintended comedian.

[@ciaranmarsh255]

It’s not comedy

[@brytenwaldaco.productions825]

"Anyone who knows the history of the British Empire knows this..." The Absolute gall of that woman

[@shaunrobertson1546]

The perfect example of how a degree can mean absolutely nothing.

[@Fulkumnuts]

The face on Michael, l can't stop 🛑 laughing 😂 😅

[@RooFvIn]

Is it true Micky mouse has got a Diane Abbott wrist watch !

[@nicholasbrookes3728]

Yeah. The little hand is up her nose and the big hands up her arse...

[@johnny6476]

Pko Tranny I’ve Also heard Mr Bean has one too. 😂

[@howey935]

@@nicholasbrookes3728 that cant be right she doesnt know her arse from her elbow

[@Cassidon12345]

This actually made me lol. Bravo.

[@marclimax1346]

No, the £30 policeman is guarding him

[@chazzz284]

I miss Diane. She always made me smile when I was feeling a bit low

[@sunnygirl1826]

😂😂

[@mackymac3479]

Someone hasn't done their homework and failed to read the report 😂

[@bucketlistbikers420]

What a scary thought ... Diane Abbott as Home Secretary

[@johnbailey8012]

Have you seen David Lammy on mastermind...He's nearly as thick as her and will soon be Foreign Secretary....

[@JAY1892]

She definitely sits on her TV and watches the couch. 🤪

[@marklewist]

I hope Ms Abbott remains by Corbyn's side forever. They deserve each other.

[@Rayblondie]

Yes she will be his trusty shield to fend off all the incisive questions.

[@richardjones3096]

Mark T imagine if they had children!! They would be ugly and stupid!

[@roadhound101]

@@richardjones3096 ....and that's just Abbotts genes in the mix!

[@anghinetti]

@pammens miss: Indeed, back in the late-70s but by the look of them both one would be forgiven in thinking that was the 1870s.

[@anghinetti]

@@blackphilip8936: It's a fact - back in the late-70s.

[@xx33xx48]

Imagine if she was Home Secretary and meeting representative's of other countries, they'd just take the absolute piss out of her and Britain would be the laughing stock of the whole world.

[@roadhound101]

You could just imagine at a state dinner, if she was introduced to more than 3 people at one time, she would go into a full melt down trying to remember their names and who was who!!

[@briancuthbertson6448]

It's the Foreign Secretary who meets representatives of other countries, and that was Boris. How do you mean 'would be'?

[@antonyhewson4412]

Already is a laughing stock..we gave absolutely everything away, even our culture is being killed off by these people.

[@MariaLopez-hc2nm]

Lmfho... Lol 😂😀😀😀😀

[@marcusmurphy3640]

we already are

[@jeremyroberts39]

Whenever I have a bad day and feel inadequate, I just watch this. It cheers me up no end. 😊

[@boneshaker6819]

And this is the calibre and intelligence of Labour’s front bench. No wonder they lost the election big time.

[@WildlifeObsessed]

She is tremendous value. Makes me smile every time I see her on National or International media. A unique talent.

[@JadeRunner]

Every picture I ever see of her she always looks confused. 🤣

[@danbarnes334]

It’s like watching an English version of my GCSE french verbal exam. Teacher throwing me so many bones and I’m just basically repeating their words to keep afloat 😂

[@nrthernbloke9462]

She's the political equivalent of Baldrick !! 2 beans and 2 more beans makes 10,000 police officers...hilarious !

[@roadhound101]

LMFAO!!

[@iftkhin3317]

She has a cunning plan!

[@fozzy127]

She was planning on paying the police officers with turnips.

[@iftkhin3317]

@@fozzy127 Lol! Is that the cunning plan? 😉

[@jacksonirving4594]

" how dare you". Comparing her too poor little baldrick. Atleast he had a cunning plan. She's just daft.

[@gesuati1]

'Well, um' sums her up!

[@eltongolden2816]

Only 8.20 mins really should be longer than war a peace

[@brianmorrison5257]

She makes my day a lot brighter 😂

[@CriticalRoleHighlights]

This is what you get when minority quotas become more important than competence.

[@randyvines1497]

Lol

[@nmatavka]

No, this is what you get when you slept with the leader of the party.

[@davyscales7732]

The shadow home secretary, MY GOD, WHAT A MESS THIS COUNTRY IS IN.....

[@Rayblondie]

Like a Mickey Mouse film or Alice in wonderland tea party.

[@Belisarius536]

These aren’t Diane Abbot’s gaffes; this is just Diane Abbot.

[@mileschurch67]

The scariest thing, is that people vote for her

[@shaunrobertson1064]

I love how she keeps looking upwards to see whether her brain is still there or not.

[@marcludford591]

Whether Dianne Abbott is actually alive or dead has baffled the medical profession for years

[@etaylor6965]

Michael Portillo's face is priceless.

[@davidmichael3189]

Portillo has a big nose.

[@kennyf1993]

@@davidmichael3189 diane is that you with a fake account

[@TheJohnCooper]

David Michael not As big as Diannes

[@StuFlyboyReay]

The fact this woman holds a position of power in this country is absolutely terrifying!!!

[@user-nr5rw4gc6l]

Jeez, a conversation with Diane Abbot is like pulling teeth! 😂

[@eski_adam]

Sad she's gone. She was comedy gold and brought laughter into our lives.

[@0saintclark0]

She's still an MP, still fucking up, just not on the front bench anymore so not as visible.

[@jameshill4911]

Interviewers must love it when they drag her in..

[@tombridge1225]

Enjoying this channel!

[@DeanPorterEsq]

She blocked me on Twitter when I called her out for saying that we should build more council housing, yet in her ward she is an MP., Yet the council estates in her ward she is MP for is being dsmolished as is the same in His of Labour controlled wards across the country. Also, although she sent her son to private education, it didn't stop him from being a drug taking knife welding little shot by many accounts.

[@fluorosco]

"I've got nothing more to say, I've got nothing more to say ". Let's hope so

[@walesfan1]

Obviously she's got learning difficulties.

[@geoffbray6099]

Deep House Groover people with Down syndrome have more intellect than her.

[@philcosgrove6823]

@@geoffbray6099 She is dumb as hell I don't understand how she got so high up in the shadow cabinet

[@johnkennedy8795]

How the heck did she get where she is,Its mind blowing she was Shadow Home Secretary its actually scary

[@SRPC21]

I have a learning disability but it made me excel; For every interview I prep the hell so I know exactly what I’m talking about and prepare myself for every question

[@local56]

Micheal Portillo is wishing he was on a nice train journey 😂

[@Horsiesforcourses]

Reminds me ……need to pop to Waitrose. I need some fruit. Those nice yellow things. ….😂

[@captainrogers1793]

This woman graduated from Cambridge university , let that sink in for a few moments

[@bobrobertson9547]

They have a policy of letting in some people who meet a specific criteria. Not sure what that criteria looks like, but maybe she got in on that ticket?

[@gordonferrar7782]

She graduated in not running in corridors and sitting quietly.

[@cabbagedavidge]

I want to scream, the patronising way she talks to anyone - Andrew, Andrew Andrew - I have got nothing more to say! EEEEH!

[@return2earthvideochannel]

Unfortunately, Ms Abbott isn't bright enough to be patronising, she probably doesn't even know the meaning of the word. She has developed an 'educated' (i.e. posh/intelligent) sounding tone in her voice that people mistake for being patronising. She is the most ridiculous, uneducated and ignorant person ever to be elected as an MP. What has this country become?

[@JV-vh4jq]

"I've got nothing more to say".. it's like when a guilty person keeps saying "no comment". The "Andrew Andrew" tone of voice was reminiscent of someone speaking to a tense cat...

[@johnnymeringues987]

Milf

[@masada2828]

So... how did she, manage to get elected, who are the dick heads who voted for her? Who are you going to blame?

[@masada2828]

I bet she is just as capable as she is good looking.

[@LordHeath1972]

Not only does it surprise me that she keeps getting elected as an MP but always seemingly with a considerable margin!

[@engliscfuhsaz4566]

Love the sound effects 👍👍👍👍

[@bjorntoulouse7523]

“Lots of black boys doing extremely well”. I’m sure there are, pity your privately educated son isn’t one of them.

[@reg10x]

Ah yes, her son the violent, racist, meth addict thug who keeps getting sectioned. Clearly as excellent at parenting as she is at being a "politician."

[@priestfan81]

There aren't.

[@gj2532]

She does have very racist views but gets away with it because of her colour

[@MarekzAnglii]

The same applies to MP David Lammy!

[@gregorydoran5631]

Could not be put better !!!

[@vordman]

@@MarekzAnglii But Lammy IS Diane Abbott when she takes off her wig. They're the same person. Have they ever been seen in the same room together? Surely there can't be 2 such dullards in Parliament.

[@roadhound101]

@@vordman LOL...doing a "Doubtfire"

[@barryhomeowner1032]

Please elaborate until you say what you really mean

[@MrDREWASIDE]

It was the photo in the press of her wearing ...... DIFFERENT SHOES ON EACH FEET that did it for me. Thick as a brick!!!?😂😂😂😂

[@sage1d590]

One of the great thinkers of our time 😂

[@jibjab351]

Portillo is thinking about his next train journey.

[@DontTestTheX]

And this woman is paid? With public monies?

[@kevinbestford2684]

Oh yeah......bizarrely she also has one of the largest majorities in the House of Commons......about 60 thousand if memory serves

[@Rayblondie]

But that's Hackney which is full of immigrants. They don't understand British politics yet.

[@DAZZER435]

She is an immigrant herself, she is all for protecting immigrants.

[@paulgavin3603]

Yep. Salary Expenses and Pension Plans

[@justboughtmarmalade628]

Yeah, so's the queen, a lot of it.

[@andrewvallance4959]

Rumour has it this video was actually 35 years long but they had to cut it down to 8 minutes

[@anthonyat2401]

She is VERY lucky that these interviewers did not adopt the strategy of keeping quiet and letting her speak.

[@scally4A]

Now, imagine the people that voted her

[@MOGGS1942]

MP for Hackney, which has the highest knife crime in U.K.

[@jackrobinson9403]

i imagine they all look like various colours of Kermit the Frog

[@MadameButterfly800]

60% population of her constituency are WHITE, 19% black, 7% Asians.

[@teknical100]

She keeps saying, 'I think'. When clearly she can't.

[@robchatc]

Michael Portillo must have been crying inside listening to the Muppet next to him.

[@phillipsharpe6459]

She couldn't find her arse with both hands, 😂🤣👍

[@yan4524]

I love the way she has to look up(into her mind) to find the answer she's looking for, this is something my 4 year old does. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@grrr.9998]

After your 4 year old is deciding her dad is a numty but can't bring forth the word quite yet.LOL

[@jonathonsmith6831]

@@grrr.9998 Nice to add lol as one needs to know that you was attempting humour but failed miserably.

[@yan4524]

@@grrr.9998 Yet, you spelt numpty wrong ?? Checking your spelling and adding the P, would have been a good idea, before trying to take the pee !!!! 😂🤣😂

[@roadhound101]

@@grrr.9998 Rudeness is the weak person's imitation of strength......rig a bell?

[@roadhound101]

@@grrr.9998 ....i'm assuming your name is "Greg" or "Gray" or are you just having trouble spelling it?

[@quentinhogbladder]

Dianne Abbot ~ One of our BEST Stand Up Comedians, still can't understand why she chose to pursue her second career in politics ~ a great loss to the world of comedy !

[@paullogan5240]

Not really a loss look at all the material she provides for working comedians

[@Katie-kt5uw]

She should have a comedy gig. This woman is a box ticking joke

[@burridgeelectricalyourloca2075]

She's the real life Ralph wiggum

[@yhanwotm8669]

Spot on

[@jessex443]

Best comment ever. Love it.

[@CaptainCarling]

Chewing a glue brush pmsl

[@westnerrs2084]

You sir have just insulted Ralph Wiggum. Shame on you!

[@rideoutlondon]

Ralph has more sense

[@ncszy]

Thank Christ she was a major player in the Labour party. She helped them lose . Well done.

[@garyayres4404]

This is one of My Sons Family’s MP- never see the Drip at any School Fetes, may see it about a week or so before Elections but ask it a question and the eye’s glaze over, and the minders step in.

[@erectiledysfunction7399]

She'd be a good character in an episode of Scooby Doo

[@bumsniff34]

Lee Evans used to be my favourite comedian until Diane Abbott came along 😀

[@mooham8762]

How? Just How did she get into a position of power?! Scares the crap out of me

[@paulaross5433]

Gift that keeps giving!!! 😂😂😂 Shadow Home Secretary y’know!!!

[@bmker5469]

I'll put up with Tory cuts, Tory Sleaze, to keep this woman out of office.. A complete basket case..

[@Alex.P1]

“Have you read the report?” “Yes” 100% of viewers think she’s more likely to have won the London marathon than that she’d read the report.

[@user-kz4ke8mg4r]

"Have you read the report?" No, but I looked at all the pictures!

[@guyosborn615]

Comedy gold - KZbin surfing Diane Abbot and each new clip reals yet more talent from the genius.

[@danbennett9328]

Thank you Diane, very cool!

[@taffyjones281]

There are many politicians whose survival in "public office" is an utter mystery. Diane Abbott sits proudly at the top of that list!

[@attackpatterndelta8949]

Peter Bone has got to be a close second.

[@markthorpe1528]

You couldn't write this as a classic comedy sketch,pure Gold.