Diane

[@LeoN-pz6sv]

Dad is trying as hard as he can not to think about mom's friend Diane

[@theradiantdehd3997]

Andan is trying as hard as he can to not think of Mom's friend Diane

[@RabidDogma]

I think about Diane every time I use my AT&T service on my cellphone. No idea why.

[@itsdag6720]

Looks like he failed

[@LeoN-pz6sv]

@@itsdag6720 lol

[@gguioa]

doesn't seem to be trying that hard

[@OsmSkylandersCheats]

I too enjoy platonic interactions with my platonic friends, such as giving them flowers, slow dancing, being fed grapes and sniffing their hair

[@theblackrabbit1710]

I just like being slow fed grapes and being fed slow grapes.

[@Amber7H]

ngl i would probably do a few of those things platonically

[@whatcatwhiskers8169]

I'd rather rather give platonic friend can of FOOD

[@bernard7057]

@@whatcatwhiskers8169 woah, slow down there buckeroo. If you're giving them a can of food, you have to marry them first.

[@starwalker8787]

SIMP

[@swiftwolf2950]

Does the purple orb reveal the truth, while the pink one hides it?

[@outre111]

SwiftWolf29 * hmmm mabey

[@lieskers9773]

I think the purple orb just likes the drama.. I think the server likes drama. I think the blue orb reminds Dad of who he is.

[@Voidio2454]

What about blue orb?

[@3dpprofessor]

Maybe they're the eyes of Lazlo. She's a little playful and two sided at times.

[@Voidio2454]

@@3dpprofessor playful... ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

[@yawninglion1677]

Hold on just a second! Those flowers were lilies! They were the same flowers Cheryl had earlier...

[@jacobhero1577]

yeah i noticed that too....

[@noivern2315]

No that was freshly cut lumber what are you talking about dad and wife no nothing on flowers

[@SammaLlamas]

@@noivern2315 yeah I was asking the same thing

[@bradenplatt7757]

What the fuuuuuuuuuuk

[@waterandafter]

Yawning Lion Dad has a lot of bills, the WiFi pill was a lot and daughter's phone bill is through the roof. Dad needs to save money by reusing flowers.

[@fulltimelegend6853]

Doesn't seem like dad is trying as hard as he can to not think about moms friend diane

[@chixki_]

Wheres sans 2?

[@garfoofian8507]

If sans is so good why isn't there a sans 2 yet?

[@Miloggy]

Chicken Chadly if you did something right the first time, why do it again

[@garfoofian8507]

@@Miloggy it's a joke

[@Miloggy]

Chicken Chadly I was joking too? Sorry if the tone came away different from that, though

[@elvastan]

I hope YT rewind 2019 is just a dad music video.

[@marcusmendesmontano7167]

this idea is better than what we got

[@dabigcheezprod]

Marcus Mendes Montano So so so so so so so much better

[@thespacedoutace]

IT’S HER SHE’S HERE TRY NOT TO COMMIT ROMANTIC TREASON, DAD

[@johnqsample5119]

On an entirely unrelated note, I love your icon!

[@ParasocialCatgirl]

Agreed valid af icon.

[@thespacedoutace]

Aaaa thanks uh-

[@T-74]

*ROMANTIC TREASON IS AN ILLEGAL*

[@QueerWebs]

ACE SQUAD

[@blood_golemm5066]

Would dad even commit romantic treason? Of course he wouldn't, dad was just dreamin

[@jacobhero1577]

Dad's like is oddly not present

[@tmcd6902]

Dad can't find me. Idk if he's still looking.

[@tmcd6902]

Damn it. I was sure about it too. Lmao

[@gqfrisk5727]

Dad is trying hard as he can To not think about mom's friend Diane

[@mayihelpyou8786]

GQ! Frisk But dad feels like an actual man...

[@entityunknown2]

@italex I am not going to continue this :D

[@mayihelpyou8786]

italex Of course he wouldn't Dad was just dreaming.

[@spacedude3313]

THAT ENDING THO

[@kingofmystery1135]

@italex Dad is trying as hard as he can

[@jeremyhernandez8455]

When AT&T doesn't pay enough to be in their ads she goes to KZbin to hang out with this Dad 😂

[@kishinkaii7151]

Dad you might be going down a dangerous road! Also DAMN DIANE ♥️

[@ariellovesblue7]

WAIT SHES THE AT&T GIRL

[@janemunoz6504]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@sebastiansimpson6476]

omg it actually is!!!!!

[@jadecampbell3965]

I did not even think about it until you said it oh my goshhhhhh

[@Sassyfreq]

Y'all are talking about in real, hu?

[@RoseOnFire]

WAIT

[@nameandaddress]

Diane's smokin"! I switched to AT&T because of her

[@congladiator]

I thought she looked familiar!

[@BrantosIscariot]

I heard she's a prude girl live.

[@isabellahayes7947]

OKaY I after coming up with a hypothesis and rewatching most of dads videos I have concluded that when the red orb comes up it pushes dad back to his regular character aka dad (the same as all the other characters like mom) however when the blue orb comes up it can make dad recognise something from his past maybe or is trying to help him or tell him the truth(however the red orb tends to come in and fix dad to his dad self) so maybe they are 2 different people controlling dad and one is trying to help idk I just wanted to share anyway if you read the whole thing your a trouper and if dad likes this then that hopefully mean in on the right track or something with this idea so uh yEaH

[@asterixs_4031]

the red orb could be Carl

[@dogfrogbird8710]

But what about Lazlo, who looks like she has both orbs for eyes.

[@mattcook6868]

Dad liked all the comments except this one

[@thepeople6475]

correct!

[@jadendoyle1573]

I watch dads videos in .25 speed so he gets 4 times as much watch time, anything for his cause!

[@antidad83]

That is not how this works, that is not how any of this works. You should watch it 4 times at X2 speed if you wanted that result from your actions.

[@ozymandiasramesses1773]

boo, go away anti dad!

[@-magnus-8898]

Anti Dad woooosh

[@antidad83]

Why would you not want @Dad to get the most views possible? What do you have against @Dad? You must be enemies of @Dad and servants of the YTMIB, and therefore, I believe it is you that should go away. @Dad deserves all the views, not the tiny amount your illogical conclusions bring about.

[@antidad83]

@Magnus There would have to be an attempt at humor for a woooosh to occur, not a total lack of logic and reasoning bringing some one to counterproductive conclusion. Maybe you should take classes on the subject of comedy in order to have better understandings of a joke, since you seem to not be able to identify what one is. Praise @Dad!

[@HughMacEachern]

I feel like I never want this ARG to end but I know, eventually, it will have to. But hot dang, it's awesome right now! You rock, Dad!

[@chloe3y824]

Dad really likes Diane huh... is daughter going to have two Christmases?

[@Has-uo1lq]

that’s a yikes for me

[@okalecks]

*Dad did not like that*

[@Voidio2454]

@@okalecks *I LIKED THAT*

[@okalecks]

@@Voidio2454 o h

[@T-74]

*BIG YIKES THERE KIDDO*

[@ColinUrBuddy]

Those lovely dimples, that beautiful smile, those fluttering, come-hither eyes.... I think I'm in love with Dad.

[@panictrash8847]

Is "Andan" Dad's real name? I thought it was like his past life... or maybe Diane is playing a bigger part in this than I thought...

[@doctorquantum3364]

Well, now that is a development!

[@MystPlaysGamesMPG]

I'm starting to think Diane is actually Emily. Which would explain his weird attraction to her and how she knows dad's real name. Im not 100% sure on it though

[@Whatlander]

I think Andan is the person/alien whose brain was scanned to create "Dad." It seemed like Dad contained the only remnant of Andan's memories, but then "Dad Educed" suggested that either Andan is fully aware inside Dad's brain, or is alive out there and trying to get home. Now there could be Andans all over the dang place.

[@3dpprofessor]

My current theory. Captian Andan Rill was on a mission across the galaxy when something went wrong. He crashed, And when he was rescued by Emily or Elle, his wife or significant other in some way. When she got there he was dead up his consciousness was uploaded to the server or the server, an alien entity, caused the crash and already stole him away. In the server Andan is overwritten by Dad, an identity that is easier to control. He is given wife and daughter, likewise uploaded and overridden persons. However, Emily is back now to extract Andan, but in order to do that she has to overcome Dad.

[@alligatorskull]

Dad's in the body of Captain Andan Rill, from all currrent info we have... ;)

[@VenetinOfficial]

wait so is Diane the reason why Daughter doesn't look quite like Cheryl?

[@sushihit2813]

Venetin Official no it’s the neighbors fault with his nice axe

[@humbleabode9708]

😳

[@theskitdiddler2544]

Dad is dad that is all that matters

[@TheMitchellExpress]

Do you know how procreation works?

[@Stavvy0]

I think she meant "and Dad" but got confused due to your dadly aroma. I wouldn't worry about it too much, Dad - just be happy that Mom has such a GOOD FRIEND.

[@deadmanspeakk]

Captain Andan, This Human has not figured you out yet

[@Stavvy0]

@Orli M the terrible content maker Septillionsubspls It's to keep your mind racing with possibilities! "What was she about to say? Were we about to schedule an illicit meeting? A Sunday brunch? Was my fly down?" Stuff like that.

[@Stavvy0]

Dad is Dad, he goes by no other name.

[@Stavvy0]

These are just youtube videos of a slightly strange Dad. What is there to follow?

[@Stavvy0]

That sounds like a stupid conspiracy theory not support by the text of these videos. Think I'm okay, Dad is Love.

[@aaandag9688]

That Diane really is on another level

[@megsmadmumble]

*runs around living room screaming* SHE'S HERE! SHE'S HERE! SHE'S FINALLY HERE!

[@qoru]

dad proposing diane with a can of food, the ultimate love gesture

[@liandrusabelle3532]

FOOD*

[@gunndlewittlebaum]

DAD needs a cold shower after seeing DIANE. Luckily TRUE VALUE has DAD covered for all his bathroom needs!!

[@Mz_Raven]

Love how Dad ❤️s almost all comments! Best thing since KZbin started we ❤️ Dad/Andan!

[@DadFeels]

ALL. Not almost all.

[@plutoniummmm]

It's okay Dad, your sniffing isn't cheating! We all know you wouldn't commit romantic treason!

[@blakestormcrow6275]

Apart from sniffing making babies!

[@rileylegault3329]

this ARG or story or whatever it is is absolutely beautiful, honestly. the actors are incredible, the plot and the way quiet little details that add so much and create mystery and complexity are added is so clever. the sound design is also unparalleled, honestly; the detuned synths and sort lf warping noises give off a weird aura of something that's difficult to describe, and they're unsettling in a delicate way, not overdone but not unnoticeable. the way Dad interacts with fans both in real life and digitally is wonderful, his character is incredibly well-built, and it's interesting how we learn more about his world and him each new update, whether a stream, video, or even short presence on the Dadscord. the dedication it takes to play Dad's character is insane, too. 2 hours of publicly dancing, out in the open, going to meet one of Dad's idols and staying in character the *entire* time, putting that sort of interpretation in someone else's hands for THEM to tell their personal experience with interacting with dad, all just so incredible! i've honestly never seen anything like this before and i love it. i can't wait to see how much *more* is brought to the story, because i know it will only become greater even though so much has been put into it already. it's beautiful. hats off to you, dad.

[@theincrediblechaz]

Dad you need to sort your phone and broadband bill out man ☹️. You might not have enough money to shop at True Value anymore ☹️

[@IrkallaC]

Dad can always shop at True Value, they have what he needs at prices he can afford.

[@orbsorbs8465]

Irkalla C They actually change their prices based on dads bank account

[@micreepydude5513]

@@orbsorbs8465 wish all my stores did that

[@orbsorbs8465]

mi creepy dude Only true value does it, and since dad is their number one customer they owe him a ton!

[@ColorfullCute]

She is so lovely! I can see why dad likes her.

[@dfire828]

Whenever I see someone I'm attracted to, I also imagine them tossing grapes into my mouth.

[@lzeph]

Meh. She didn't even peel it first.

[@vitaurea]

@@lzeph why

[@jessiejones9668]

@@lzeph 😂

[@vibripple]

Dad and Diane look so happy together!

[@AlexCruz-md6hb]

Dude this is really interesting. So Diane is probably Emily and she remembers Andan, so she thinks Dad is Andan, but he isn't. It's also interesting that Dad recognized that name. Hmmmmm

[@lieskers9773]

I dont trust Diane though, if she knows something, why would she hide it? and that damn red orb...

[@whatsshakinbacon5495]

I think a story is starting to come into play about Andan and Emily. Looking at Act 2 betided and Dad educed or whatever the names were we get the same setting. Not only that we see Emily walking away from dad in act 2 and in the other video we see numbers translating to I’ll be back. It’s possible Emily needed to escape to help everyone like Dad and Mom.

[@alligatorskull]

Emily and Diane aren't the same person. Hopefully soon we'll get more on Emily, though!

[@lieskers9773]

@@alligatorskull I agree, but a lot of people seem to think they are the same

[@nothanks7263]

well...the cans of "food" Dad eats seem to have some kind of mind control on him. i think hearing his true name short circuited that.

[@cannon5678]

Everyone: OMG ANDAN Me: I AM TRYING NOT TO THINK ABOUT MOM'S FRIEND, DIANE

[@sanikfast4639]

I guess you could say dad went head over heels for diane

[@grwrar]

Dad can’t find me!

[@dontunder2005]

Diane: see ya later, ANDAN *intense spongebob music plays

[@KaiTheKlutz]

"Andan...?" *super zoom in on Dad* *Dad falls of chair* "daddadadyadadadadaydadayadyydadad"

[@sinare-9090]

Lol I love that some of these videos have just the best moments.. Diane casually shoving the flowers in her face to smell them, and revealing how every single time in a show or movie when we first me the real love interest and they have the slow motion, hair blowing in the wind entrance, that there's just a fan like a foot away from their face! Great stuff as always Dad!

[@SavCorp]

Mom loves you dad... But something is effecting your guy’s thoughts

[@TheTrueGOATS]

Pretty sure Mom cheats with the neighbor

[@yawninglion1677]

@@TheTrueGOATS Then it's the neighbor affecting her... like with the switch from flowers to wood

[@TheTrueGOATS]

Yawning Lion I don't think so, remember when Dad first ate those little towels he sort of came to his senses and didn't recognize Mom, but she feed him some Food and he went back to being the good old Dad we've come to love. No, I think Mom doesn't really love Dad but is tasked with keeping him on track of becoming the #1 KZbinr.

[@SavCorp]

But in one vid mom smelled flowers that i think may have been mom and dads date, or even wedding flowers, and stated that she loved the smell, but then the orb came and turned the flowers to the neighbors lumber....

[@TheTrueGOATS]

Ooooh right! I don't think anyone is in control of their actions. It's all controlled by the orbs,I think there's one good orb trying to set them free though

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

Dad, you better not mess around behind Mom's back!!

[@exzyyd392]

A few years later and 130±13 light-years away from CFBDSIR 2149−0403, they finally meet again for a brief moment

[@Dodong0]

This please me, Dad. Seriously, made me genuinely smile and feel happy inside.

[@Creppycookies]

*Sees tittle and plays Dad's song Diane* Also, I'm just shook Dad at the end was me: just shook

[@colindavis3384]

omg yess

[@wikkle9435]

-Thoroughly thought out and clever/interesting comment- *chorus line from a Dad Feels song about Mom's friend Diane*

[@WrongNumber76]

Dad that Diane is thicc no wonder your doing the forbidden

[@icedanimator4073]

I know right

[@WrongNumber76]

@@icedanimator4073 yup

[@GaryStango]

Her name is Phoebe Neidhardt

[@autohmae]

@@GaryStango Euh... I would say: Milana Vayntrub

[@Infinitized88]

Fellow LISA poster

[@stevencoleman453]

This might just be my favorite Dad video yet!

[@MeAndMichaelOeuo]

Dad deserves nothing more then to be with the one he loves. Diane.

[@soymr8273]

Dad is the best youtuber!

[@sarahwithglasses]

*casually shoves flowers in face*

[@daphne-blue]

Diane is a super cutie, I see Dad's struggle now ♥️

[@jimmbo7542]

Dad Have you seen Daughter lately I think Her boyfriend might be up to something...

[@RodrigoHernandez-kk7hq]

This is truly a monumental moment in Dad's life

[@coda1665]

where have i seen that cowboy dress before?? it looks so familiar! hmm oh oh oh! it was on dads instagram!

[@thebracc1835]

Dad loves Cheryl but also loved Diane what a predicament! I can’t wait too see what happens in the next installment of dads life!!!

[@dazeychayn]

DIANE IS THE WAY OUT. diane is Emily, shes fully aware of what's going on and it's trying to sneak around lazlo (orb goddess.) To break dad and mom and daughter out of their trance induced by the orbs. But every time she gets closer to saving her friends the orbs come back

[@alligatorskull]

Diane is not Emily. ;)

[@AsgardLoki]

Diane is the key, dad's memories are flooding back. But how will she trigger Mom and daughters if we know nothing about them that could return them to their nomal state?

[@AsgardLoki]

The reason dad could have had a love for diane is because a part of his memory still can remember her , just not her face or name currently.

[@diksnrsndsns5273]

@@AsgardLoki the point is about reincarnation saying that dad died on the other planet and got reincarnated as the dad you see now and emily could have died later and have been reincarnated as diane (i think anyway idk)

[@AsgardLoki]

@@diksnrsndsns5273 But then how would Diane know Andan? (I think I spelt his name incorrectly) When Dad heard his old name memories were prob flooding back to him because when he froze and fell back he was mumbling odd words, have any clue what those words were?

[@NhilNinja]

Hard to believe this was a whole year ago. Dad has really come far!

[@darkplonzo]

Dad why aren't you thinking about your wife that way?

[@uselessproductions7867]

That Diane is ON ANOTHER LEVEL!

[@SunnyTheOpossum]

I stopped watching Pewdiepie just for Dad video. Dad is superior. Also I ship Dad x Diane

[@LooTraveler]

Oh flip I did to how does this happen

[@lieskers9773]

Same here!

[@kalonSignal]

@@LooTraveler me 3. It was on his "I did an oopsie in minecraft" one

[@vampirelibrarian777]

Same,Cheryl’s got secrets of her own + is cheating with the neighbor. Diane’s also shifty as heck but she knows who Anden is so that’s cool

[@charlottevanheden9087]

ME TOO. OMG WHAT

[@Skyfrenzy]

This story keeps getting better and better & we also get to meet Diane I really want to see what happens next this story is getting interesting.

[@f3archeeta321]

Diane is finally revealed. Andan broke dad hmmmm.

[@patdurkin2095]

That Diane is on another level!

[@Ashesinferno28]

Diane is Lily from AT&T, she’ll sell you smart phones then steal your heart

[@Electro_Chromatica]

I knew it

[@jtkoger2654]

Your videos are the only thing that gets me out of bed I'm the morning

[@gracek3846]

Oh no dad! Stay faithful to mom or tell her the truth!

[@foxleyshop2174]

Cheryl is gentle, she is so special But that Diane is on another level!

[@BLA1R1]

Dad is still the best looking one in the video

[@leandrovallejo]

Diane is such a goofball, calling Dad funny nicknames! That's what I call a good FRIENDSHIP

[@zorxtom7803]

Nobody: Diane: *shoves flowers into face*

[@kipperk9014]

This is so cute and wholesome

[@smallboy931]

Oh no. Diane is here, mom won't like these thoughts dad has of her friend, but she has wandering eyes too.

[@j0ker100]

I chose this as my on allotted KZbin video in the morning before heading off to work!

[@ldmt1995]

I quite agree Mylana Vantriub is the hottest woman alive.

[@gadzooksgoreal8582]

DIANE'S A CUTIE. She seems to make you a lot happier dad

[@Danae0619]

Oh my goodness! Is Andan Dad's real name?

[@lieutenantmcfuckshit3788]

Sara N no, read the fact sheet on the discord

[@BlackenedGold]

I did a deep belly laugh when he pulled the flowes out.

[@DadFeels]

😉

[@TheRedJacks]

Watched this again after watching the Act II finale. Diane knows

[@SpaceGhostBrak]

this gave me chills ALL over. Landon's Mind Burst from the Reality that is Diane

[@charmbom9]

So no ones gonna talk about how Diane is wearing Trixie Mattel’s dress in red???

[@yepitsjilly]

I came here looking for this comment 😭😭

[@Villesent]

this truly makes dad eternal

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

Andan means "they walk" or "you all walk" in Spanish. I feel like this is a MAJOR clue.

[@snaga4742]

I feel like your the only one that's noticed this, try taking it to reddit or the Dad discord!

[@jtkoger2654]

He's the astronaut and she is to

[@aaandag9688]

Andan is the name of Dad's true identity.

[@jtkoger2654]

Yeah he was the astronaut that got in the wreck and diana was his partner that's why he has feelings for her

[@luavanzanten227]

@@jtkoger2654 pretty sure the other astronaut is Ella, if you look in the description of the video before this the astronaut is referred to as Ella

[@Peace-Man1964]

Mom is special but that Diane is on another level

[@GMODTF24EVER]

Do we finally get to see Diane? This is great news! Maybe she can be part of the channel along side dad's family?

[@GolfhausYT]

Whoa, we haven't seen Dad pull a move like that since BigBear dropped the two fiddy in that livestream.

[@godsmen8311]

I came to watch dad, but instead saw a Pixar short made by dad. 10/10 will watch again.

[@mrjotz]

I've had a crush on Milana Vayntrub since "Live Prude Girls". I can understand why Dad would have so much trouble not thinking about her.

[@WandG_Fan]

Wow! Some actual development in the story.

[@araisannanoda3688]

Dianne might be Dad/Andan's real love interest

[@greenkibble]

THE BLUE ORB THE BLUE ORB I- Every time I see the orbs I start to trust my own theory a lot more. And also Diane is really cool I love her outfit

[@gaydrienagreste]

dad: im trying not to think about diane me: well holy moly im DEFINITELY gonna think about her now

[@Aurora_Phoenix88]

Dad needs to be happy💕💙

[@lunartoothpaste8802]

Dad I thought you were trying as hard as you could to not think about moms friend in the neighborhood. But then again you feel like an actual man when you thing about that lady, diane.

[@xaviergarcia234]

Holy shit Milana Vayntrub! I got the biggest crush on her rn. Dope to see her in your videos!

[@cristianonaldinho]

The 1 dislike was mom Edit: The others are from neighbor making multiple accounts

[@avan139]

Diane is an angel. You should keep her, dad.

[@sqin8928]

Wait a fucking minute. Diane is Lily from AT&T

[@broik8877]

Thank you for sharing this with us dad. It's always great to see what's going on in your human life

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

I think dad enjoys Diane's outfit

[@seraphimboys3699]

This is so relatable

[@tonythatoneguy3861]

Diane is beautiful, but Mom is definitely superior looks and personality wise. You're a lucky man Dad

[@CROAiva]

mom was petting neighbours wood before

[@rebeccaspookyduran7864]

I'll be more upset about wood petting than hair smelling.

[@Springstain]

Dad can’t find me