I let my BOYFRIEND read my OLD DIARY!

[@lottiea2005]

look at the dates in each of your diaries then see what you were doing on the same day :))

[@meli6935]

Omg yes

[@uhkers]

that would be so cute

[@charliejournals5137]

lottie ashcroft yessssss

[@fionahowells8753]

It wouldn't be the same day really because the time periods between Australia and England is soooo different

[@rg1231000]

I'm giving Dianne credit, she was using her own spelling code so others couldn't read her diary :)

[@beckywatters8819]

rg1231000 that should have been her excuse!!!

[@daisygamble3561]

rg1231000 that is so true lol

[@miffiestar]

rg1231000 yes :)

[@kylehyland6058]

I tots agree

[@libbyshooter9680]

rg1231000 so true

[@jadelauren2269]

No-one: Nobody ever: Joe: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOGGGG

[@niamhjosie]

Jade Lauren the weird and slightly annoying this is i was thinking of that as soon as dianne said when i was a young girl and then joe sang it 😂

[@helenablanks255]

@@niamhjosie same

[@totalrandomness4543]

Yeah I thought the same thing

[@smudgercfc9827]

you can see why 30 year old Dianne is so lovely; 10 year old is so sweet and innocent!

[@sophlouise27]

I couldn't stop laughing at the 'licking houses' part 😂

[@Ellie-iu3sg]

I was gone at when i was a young warthog 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rachels8174]

no-one: Dianne, Andrew and Brendan: BAWOW

[@caitlynb30]

I’m sad because she wasn’t _pottering_ around the house.

[@charis6753]

Wish she was!! I always plotter around my house!

[@gemma9490]

Omg ye lol

[@donnaslee2073]

How does this only have 60 likes?¿?

[@yourclapped1073]

I remember dying when joe said sjynhybdhy a book

[@gummybeartoytime66]

Hahaha

[@smudgercfc9827]

the ring story; it just shows how thoughtful Dianne was even back then. But the way Joe read it was just the funniest thing - go on girl!

[@debbieadamson9883]

Thumbs up if you think joe should let dianne read his diary🤣

[@demiireland4110]

this needs to happen

[@sashajames4449]

He’s got like 5 KZbin videos already on reading his diary

[@garygoldsteinattorneyoflaw3661]

pottering around

[@aoifemarie2627]

Ava Reid oh he does 😂

[@loop4926]

Joe should totally let Dianne read his diary

[@nayshan.9439]

joe: you have such neat writing for a ten year old also joe: *proceeds to not understand anything that dianne writes*

[@nandinos]

Joe: Went to town to get some meatballs for Andrew's dancing Joe rechecks spelling: Meerkats! Dianne: Materials!! Dying 😂

[@eviecoolxoxo656]

No one: Literally nobody: Not even Dianne: Joe: **lifts shirt**

[@kathrynkitto6861]

*joe and dianne go house hunting* joe: what do you think? dianne: bow-wow joe: that rules this one out then

[@rubygreguric8379]

Kathryn Kitto underrated comment🤣

[@kathrynkitto6861]

Ruby Mateja i try 😌😂

[@laurenthomas1856]

I can already tell I’m gonna be laughing all the way through this 😂 and thank you for uploading today it’s has put a smile on my face as I’ve had such a bad day 💖💖

[@stephleah2009]

Such also hope you have a better day tomorrow

[@laurenthomas1856]

Emma Griffin aww thank you so much, I hope so to X

[@superted1201]

Hopefully tomorrow will be better for you x ☺

[@laurenthomas1856]

Super Ted aww thank you x 🙃

[@daisygamble3561]

Lauren Thomas hope tomorrow is a lot better if not watch another one of dianne or joe’s videos to make you feel better

[@bubblebuswell]

i would love to see more of this, imagine her first boyfriend and joe’s reaction😂

[@sarahhowe5989]

Watching Joe negotiate the spelling is priceless. So funny. 😂😂 Let's hope we see more of this. And you both wrote diaries: it's a sooign 😏😂. Well done lovelies. Xx

[@gracejones6629]

The fact that joe has that cropped jumper on 😭😂 dead

[@ehlaaah]

Grace Jones does he?

[@tamara2]

You two have the magical ability to make anything entertaining. There better be a part two.

[@Beth_hopkins_21]

No one Dianne : everything has a relationship with the little mermaid Love the video ❤️❤️❤️

[@Dazer1972]

You two are so funny when you’re together. I’m crying with laughter watching this video Your editing is amazing

[@bessieburnet9816]

The "Auntie's butt" thing and the thing about Dianne and her brothers going around licking houses, though!!! 😂😂😂 I laughed so hard, my stomach hurt so badly!! 🤣😩😅 We need a part 2!! 10 year old Dianne is such a legend!!

[@stphsmn87]

the licking houses part,OMG I’m crying 😂😂 thank you for making my pretty awful day so much better,this has really cheered me up.

[@kaci6563]

No one: Literally no one: Not even a single cell: Dianne, Andrew and Brendan: BOWOW!

[@brooklynd2654]

There needs to be Part 2, 3, 4, all the way up until the end of the diary! I laughed so hard!

[@caitlan]

I was born in 1999, That’s means Dianne would’ve been 10 😂 The licking house made me cry with laughter omg 😂

[@chloswift13]

Dianne: woah have u been working out. Best line ever in the video.

[@irisfarmer3274]

He is so lovely . So humble, generous, patient, caring, and downright a beautiful gentleman so pleased she has found a great boyfriend in Joe. He will never let Dianne down. Go on Joe you are a winner. Love and great joy in your private lives .👏👏👏🌟🌟🌟😘🙋‍♀️

[@maevee3846]

I hope that Diane’s editing never changes.

[@quentinmorgan3937]

You are SUCH a dishy Lady, so pretty inside and out. Also, a dishy couple too, you're both so good together I'm sooo jealous but Joe was made for you. Hoping you're both keepers! Love the VT's they make me chuckle, both. Love the way you say Diaaaannnne lol. Best wishes. Q. xx

[@emilyl2302]

This video made me so happy. Your laugh is the best Di. I love you xxxx

[@Lourdes-wf9hm]

I think they are going to marry before than zoe and alfie.

[@frankienew6966]

I thought exactly this too!

[@bessieburnet9816]

Considering the speeds of their respective relationships, it wouldn't surprise me.

[@Matilda-cf6uo]

Yeah I feel bad for zoe because Alfie doesn't seem as enthusiastic about their relationship but idk

[@lissettedelarosa6679]

I feel like Zoe and alfie will break up soon

[@Lourdes-wf9hm]

@@lissettedelarosa6679 mmmh I don't think so, I feel like they are going to get engaged soon but joey is going to get married before them.

[@louiselaw1309]

Dianne your diary is so funny, and Joe’s delivery is brilliant. You are a match made in heaven ❤️❤️

[@reganlouise3275]

0:19 woah have you been working out? 😍 Me: *chokes on my drink* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@irenetaylor3451]

I remember Kleins it's like Claire's for the UK. That's where all us girls got their jewellery in the 90's 😂

[@Ava-ny1ph]

Joe liked his cropped jumper 😂😂 loved the video❤️❤️

[@hollyrobinson7177]

you haven't changed at all pls you're the cutest

[@pennyxo499]

Love you two - you are so cute! Loved the Strictly tour and cannot wait for Here Come the Girls xoxo

[@lexidyakova2670]

The video's literally over and I'm still laughing over "when we didnt lick a house"😂😂

[@fromiStation_9]

I honestly started imagining little Dianne running around licking houses. 😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@kiaragreaves1530]

I was born in Joondalup in 1999😂 Dianne you make the world feel really small bc my mum grew up in Bunbury and my nan still lives there

[@astraeus317]

1st ♥️ Can’t wait for project Joanne, please do a KZbin live rather than on insta cus I don’t have it. 10:17 -meatballs for dancing 😂 Please do a part 2

[@luxxltyd]

yes you are

[@kaylabotha5901]

Same am not on insta.

[@rosehattie]

same!

[@ernaline9572]

they doing it on insta x

[@rosehattie]

Abby Mellor noooooooooooo! :(

[@JCSHIN2015JULY]

Dianne please play sims 4 Island Living with Joe. It has lots of mermaids... Pretty please...

[@blisswoodward3037]

They still need to do this ahahaaa

[@ellaclarkee6023]

Respect to Dianne for actually remembering to write in her diary lol

[@ananyadutta3545]

I ran out of breath from laughing so hard. Thank you, you both♥️

[@millie1692]

loved it, couldn’t stop laughing! i need the next episode already💓

[@Riley_Eliza]

Hands up if Joanne are the best 💗

[@keeleybooth4317]

Okay we need another one of these! I need to know what she’s said about her school friends😂😂😂

[@emmaaa8048]

“I do not believe that for a second!!!” 😂😂🙈

[@jadelauren2269]

Congrats on 165k subscribers Dianne! 💗

[@christinajourney9397]

Bahaha I love you all but I wanted to roll over and die when you were calculating years 😂😂

[@NoName-sc7kg]

First 5 seconds and I’m already laughing

[@allyseayling9650]

Can I just say the very first day was the exact day I was born!! While you were writing this over the other side of oz I was starting my life in Sydney 😵 crazy

[@aloingalls7156]

Love this Dianne, hope we hit 10,000 so there are more episodes of Dianne's Diary lol!!

[@jasmineatkinsxoxo]

Your laughter is contagious!!

[@elsiepotter6529]

So adorable how Dianne laughs with joe :)

[@yellowbanana36]

100000000000000% do another one and joe should carry on reading his diary 😂💗

[@frejahunter8141]

Loved this! It’s crazy to think Dianne started this diary when I was 2 weeks old!

[@sophiegoodwin264]

Hi Dianne and Joe, this video was really good. I found it very funny. The way you had spelt the words Dianne. I would love for a part 2

[@phoebetucker3691]

“Licking houses” 😂😂 Couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂💓

[@edlockley2420]

Went and saw hctg at Leamington Spa last night - amazing show, amazing dancing and the singer, Leanne, was unreal

[@rach97134]

Please please please do a part 2 of this, I laughed SO much 😂

[@sazparker8849]

Can't wait for Joe's reactions. This is going to be really reallllly good. It starts with a D and ends with iry...it's your diaarry.

[@LM-vv3pk]

The DDD! Diane's Dolphin Diary!

[@kellydodd7859]

Laughed a lot. You 2 are so funny and cute together

[@constance8936]

Omg love your videos so much their so funny and cuteee ahh 😫🤗💗

[@conniestuart6840]

Oh my god I have the same name as you

[@vickypitcher3668]

I love both of you together. I actually laugh outloud and get strange looks from people around me. Sooo much fun. Looking forward to more.

[@pinkmash399pinkdonuts9]

Dianne your editing skills are getting so good 😍

[@nickyclark5667]

Love you guys. So perfect for one another

[@kristinposthumus4039]

My last name is actually Posthumus!! Never heard of someone with the same last name besides relatives....crazy!!

[@bessieburnet9816]

U sure you don't have an ex teacher in the family?

[@chainytwin2_x690]

Ilysm 😘😘 your so cute and your relationship is adorable 😍😍❤️❤️💕💕

[@phoebetucker3691]

Just got back from here come the girls !! I was so so lucky to be able to see your amazing show again💗 You were so nice and sweet and I never wanted the night to end !! You are such a beautiful performer and you are my biggest inspiration 🙌🥰 I can’t wait to watch this, you two are so cute and funny 😂😂 So excited for this 🥰💗

[@khadijaasim9]

FREAKING LOVED THIS VIDEOOO!!!! YOU ARE SUPER GORGEEE!!

[@megganemilly]

I can’t wait to find out what project Joanne is 💘💘

[@itscoppet]

I could not stop laughing at the licking houses. I now feel sick, my stomach hurts so much...

[@tannihenry2420]

Omg this video was hilarious 😂😂 If u like the house u say- bow And if u don’t like the house u say- bow wow 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rubyjohns-galea]

Yes, I do want to hear the tea!!

[@alainabanaina2]

this is amazing 😂😂 can't wait for part 2 😉❤️😂

[@christylauren4545]

*joe reading reminds me of when i was little and i had to read those biff chip and kipper books in school bc I would follow along with my finger and read like a robot*

[@luxxltyd]

THE GOOD OL' DAYS 😂😂😂😆😆😆

[@christylauren4545]

*joe better get her parents to mail over that ring so he can propose with it*

[@gracewallace9643]

omg yes that would be amazing

[@bessieburnet9816]

Yes. Proposing with a cheap, plastic 20 year old ring. Romantic.

[@christylauren4545]

Bessie Burnet he could obviously get a real ring lmao, but childhood sentiments are always really meaningful and cute:)

[@chloelouise5681]

Dianne~ she used to call me ‘little princess’ Me~ that must be a sign! She’s the little mermaid!

[@sanahussain4755]

the lick house part im CRYINGGGGGGG

[@louisemc806]

Absolutely howling 😂😂😂❤ I love yous xx

[@gwenthorn7942]

WE NEED A PART 2!! 🥰💓

[@regangarman3014]

This reminded me of my old diary but I’m fairly sure I binned it when it was full- really wish I hadn’t though!! 😭 Joe complimenting Dianne’s writing reminded me of when she complimented mine ❤️

[@eliselines9340]

I want it I got it I want it I got it - Dianne, April 13/14th 1999

[@jas808]

This video was so funny 😭😂😂 You and Dianne both had the worst but FUNNIEST spelling mistakes ever 🤣🤣🤣

[@RealMerryMary]

release a part 2 where u spill ALL the tea!!!!

[@rg1231000]

When Woolworths was mentioned it brought back so many great childhood memories of when we used to have them in the UK

[@oliviaharrison7426]

The way u spelt special reminded me of Zoe an marks Christmas vlog when they sing “I’d give it to someone spesil” haha in tears here funniest video I’ve watched all day😂

[@sillysophie1573]

Ok but 12:15 - 12:21 I'm actually laughing so hard 😂🤣

[@meganlily12]

We need a part 2 of this 😂😂

[@clairefarmery1525]

Dianne I met you at Hull and you signed my autograph book! Do you remember!? Loved your show!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@elliedobson2563]

Best way I can explain Klein's is like..... the cheap jewellery section in say H&M or top shop, but Klein's was a whole shop with cheap jewellery lol Kids jewellery (like stick on earrings, clip earrings, costume jewellery etc) You could guarantee every bday, atleast 3 if your friends would buy you something from Klein's lol

[@niv543]

Like Claire’s in the uk?

[@hollyabbott3953]

never cried with laughter so hard 😂

[@jonathanlopes7874]

Cute childhood insight...seems like another place these days looking at things from that perspective.

[@hannahread1647]

love your videos so much can’t wait to meet you in 3 days 💕

[@molliethackeray3462]

Please tell joe to do an innuendo bingo with him 😂❤️

[@ok-lu8wv]

Yup, we all need meerkat meatballs for a dancing suit, and - who doesn't lick houses? Totally.... 😅😅😅

[@fionahowells8753]

Gorgeous accent Joe!!!!! 🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

[@Study-sm2gq]

Joe: meatballs ? Joe: meerkats ? Dianne: materials! 😂😂😂😂

[@bessieburnet9816]

Wish we could have seen how she spelt it

[@zara3960]

So, what we learned from this video is that Dianne invented 7 rings, time travelling and the burn book. Her power.