Diary Of A Bad Man 5 | Humza Productions

[@dawoodilyas1593]

he predicted the Nike pro hijab😭😂

[@SA-dx8tw]

They should pay him

[@LolzerXD2014]

XxdarkzzxX_ Yeah go on the Nike App

[@dee753]

My name is dawood to

[@rehanrashid5742]

And when he said even men would we're them drake actually wore it mad

[@kaifraheem4149]

Dawood Ilyas init

[@AmyMujagic]

"after my mum broke my legs, i went for a walk"

[@AYYD36]

Well thats Humza for ya

[@SIMcityplayer2002]

XD.

[@Ajanikerr10]

Fuck you

[@AmyMujagic]

ajani kerr chill

[@GGMER]

ajani kerr Lol no reason for you to be mean calm down bruh

[@xoz--]

"after my mum broke my legs.. i went for a walk" LOOOOOOOOL damn i miss this

[@thatali199]

The Nike Hijaab actually happened.... Woah.He predicted it! Like if you're watching in 2017!

[@esweety4064]

SAMEEEEE

[@hh4251]

ThatSZN 2018 m8

[@umarmuhammadalifarooq1921]

ThatSZN 2018 M8

[@what13106]

It exists now

[@adli7869]

He's a legend

[@umaryahya945]

2019 and i’m still watching this legend

[@tahmid_1747]

me 2

[@FatimaRahman7504]

Me 2

[@aryanbrepotra7225]

Corona do

[@TechGuy893]

@@aryanbrepotra7225 2021 yeye

[@HMZ_EDZ]

Hehe 2024 beat that 😂

[@Rmsnotepad]

Looking back at this channel there are actually some really good and deep lessons and messages, Jazakallahu Khair!

[@RazaPlaysGames]

Good times

[@rakimtheking]

2021! I remember the fuss some religious figures made about Humza. Humza was obviously younger here, he made jokes, but he always sent a positive message. Looking back at it, the disrespect towards Humza was not needed as I learned very important life lessons from this series, I’m sure many others did too!

[@yameen4668]

What’s mad is the Nike Hijab is actually a thing now 🙌🏽😂😂 Big ups Humza the mad entrepreneur

[@AR255]

Yameen Ayub innit g 😂😭

[@AlexGrtner]

I'm a Christian and Humza has taught me more than my church has.

[@sugetsumillenium2112]

we learn these stuff in Islam all the time

[@peterjohn9414]

+Ibraheem Mughul you learn that in Islam where is that exactly

[@flametrain3967]

+peter john Quran

[@AlexGrtner]

All churches are pretty shit

[@infutiv7049]

+Alex Gærtner Why are you cursing about you church? It's very holy

[@DatShakeel]

did anyone actually watch this when it first came out, damn it's been 4 years

[@mustafamirghani824]

i did

[@shamke9115]

Yep

[@DatShakeel]

the memories...

[@MrSiegfriedG]

5 yearssss year 11 daysssss

[@malayekashareen8138]

I did with my sister and I'm a girl too

[@maryamabdullahi4669]

he didn't say anything he just licked my ear😂😂😂

[@oisinjadran]

1:45 I cant even imagine what my family are going through when they heard I got stabbed "FAMILY''S DANCING" LOLOLOLOLOL

[@siemmakhan2586]

That's funny

[@hahaheheg269]

What was the song called

[@oisinjadran]

Izzy Zilla 'Babia - Sajjad Ali'

[@oisinjadran]

Haha Heheg 'Babia- Sajjad Ali'

[@hahaheheg269]

Oisin Jadran ok thanks

[@subscribenow5400]

This guys acctually a legend, look how far he’s come. Mashallah

[@simonkato7328]

who’s watching this in 2020😭😭

[@Tool-Deftonesfan101]

Me.

[@ibz_k1840]

Me

[@BossMo77]

Me

[@Darkness-rq6yw]

And me. Is brill

[@KeenoBushi]

Me

[@mazzyunknown1732]

he predicted the Nike hijab

[@xmubinax]

How does this still make me laugh, cry and reflect sooo many years after?

[@supermovies4625]

"Ameh. I just did tutti everywhere" XD

[@UmarKhan-wr7yv]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@adamfd8465]

It's all over the sealing

[@UmarKhan-wr7yv]

Haha XD I'm dead

[@shuaibmahmood2925]

Supermovies i

[@sahoodouken1811]

Because poo jokes are funny...

[@robertogopaul9207]

How is he just about to hit 300,000 subscribers. I think he deserves WAY more attention man

[@annisa8863]

Roberto Gopaul he use to have a lot more when these episodes came out but he stopped DOABM and lost a lot of subs

[@u.a4296]

LMFAO still funny after 8 years. I remember how big this was in school days lool

[@dragonblaze7133]

Still my favourite series till this day, Thanks Humza for making my days good.

[@HunterHelmsley316]

The song at 8:38 is called Jaya - Outta Control. I hope this help out a lot of people whom been wondering what it was called. Your welcomed! 😎

[@dragonblaze7133]

Thank you

[@rayhan_2k841]

Hero 🔥🔥🔥

[@zeekhan3975]

I'm wondering who she is

[@tenhagsbarber]

Who else thinks the Nike hijab might actually work

[@zinebdaif2651]

mè

[@hannahpotter882]

NI because it would be very bad for their 'appearance ' because mostly white people support it and a lot of white people are racist

[@amannaveed5884]

Paul Pogba 112

[@sr81]

Nosaibah Tahir They've just been announced

[@farheenalom7476]

PP MU Me

[@nihmatadedigba3348]

I like how this has a moral at the end

[@sofiaf1859]

Idec if it’s 2019 I’m still gonna watch it😂 best channel on yt fr

[@samrahiXxx]

“her mum texted me” “oh my god...she dead” “sHe dEaD!!” 💀😂

[@lovemylife1612]

I love how your videos have a greater purpose. You make people listen to you with comedy, but you still have a lesson in there...... somewhere :)

[@supertwistedgamer2106]

Its been 5 years since time flys

[@nosir1479]

SuperTwistedGamer 6 years

[@SA-tk2im]

SuperTwistedGamer 7 years

[@tahirmahmood9542]

8 years

[@hassanaidid1233]

9 years

[@rfia9143]

10 years

[@ahmadali1923]

2019 and this still bangs

[@bilalshah04]

Mate, this will never be old this will be a banger forever 🤣🤣🤣

[@SportTime1st]

"Babazooleh" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@SportTime1st]

oh hey

[@terryjav1]

abagunde babazooleh whats are yu doind yu silly boi! i will get your muda from Somalia. she will whip yu.

[@SportTime1st]

okaii?

[@A_AHM3D]

4:39 Hamza predicted the future

[@musamendy5047]

2018?

[@luckyamer859]

man city football yep

[@yousaf2967]

man city football yup

[@CloakRyzn]

Yea

[@umarmuhammadalifarooq1921]

man city football meee

[@siemmakhan2586]

Watching all these now

[@THBULLDOZER]

2021 and I’m still watching this legend. Remember watching this when I was 6 years old 😂

[@killadog84]

the gag about saving a drowning boy with paracetamol still gets me, even 10 years later

[@abuqatadah03]

5 years later, still funny as fuck.

[@AJMylan]

No way did I just find this comment lmaoooooooo

[@Fattipotato79]

Not matter how many times i watch it it's still hilarious

[@Zookstar]

My big brother used to watch this series as a kid. But these episodes are all funny to me! 🤣🤣🤣

[@momnahkhalil8613]

I remember I used to love singing jam that hype my mum got so annoyed

[@sloppyguitar4491]

took me a while to realise that this series was a way to get Young Muslims to accept their religion more using comedy. which is nice.

[@amalmohamud1832]

after my mum broke my legs i went for a walk😂😂😂

[@nahidhussain6716]

I always come to watch this series when everything is boring, this is one of the best series in the world

[@flawless1019]

rewatching it again in 2021, time flies

[@memecomments9797]

4:37 he predicted the Nike hijab and even drakes wearing it in his vid 😂

[@TheGamer-og7ew]

Whos still watching this 2019🤷‍♂️👇❤💯

[@Raizojpn]

you know whats mad is that i grew up watching humza like since i was 10 it brings back so much memories i wish humza brought back the series Diary of a badman not badman but diary of a badman

[@asj8521]

Almost 6 years later and they actually made the Nike hijab😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@UmarKhan-wr7yv]

'Let's have one minute silence for the ugly people on Valentine's day' 😂😂😂

[@madman8708]

I was 15 when I was watching this now I’m 23 wow 😲 still watching it from the start never gets old cos is too funny

[@iitzibby]

If your here in 2021 your an absolute legend

[@zaina8500]

8:27 🤣🤣😂😂😂 "babahzouleh"

[@Nancy-hj7jr]

Who's watching this in 2016?

[@KarenPoppins]

Meee

[@Nancy-hj7jr]

AdzLimboyFTW yayyyy

[@MohammadAli-tu8gp]

Me

[@nicolasfrossard4315]

me

[@jasdipling4219]

Meir just watching again

[@muftimonke377]

lol Humza I just kept throwing paracetamol in a public pool

[@lucasben7518]

Humza you have really taught me a lot my friend got beaten by bully's and they broke both his arms so I was gonna go and fight them with my friends but instead I wrote him a letter and explained why I would forgive him and he wrote back and now we are friends with all of them all I can do is thankyou humza you are so inspirational ❤️

[@ancientdots8162]

"I can't believe what my family would be through" *family parties*

[@aadamsheikh6030]

“After my mum broke my legs, I went for a walk”

[@carleneovo6228]

I still know all the words to jam that hype from year 6 and I’m 20 now 😂😂😂😂

[@fr35hy20]

Humza this series was the reason I subscribed in the first place. If you made videos like this again I guarantee you would hit 1 million easily. Think about how many Muslims are out there- 1 million is nothing compared to that. Respect bro.

[@mehnoorazhar9071]

The Nike hijab is a legit thing now

[@faz9778]

Who else is watching these to get through lockdown ?

[@ultraassassin393]

F4174NV23 Tv me

[@FatimaRahman7504]

Me

[@randomaccount3888]

Man licked Hamzas ear 😂😂😂

[@Yusuf-yu8gg]

‘After my mum broke my legs’ ‘I went for a walk’ :p 😂

[@thegamingnoobsjeorge5567]

nike owe him for the hijab

[@fatgta4830]

Defo nike should have paid him but they cant

[@badrbarhoumi]

"I will Stone Cold Steve Austin your mum"

[@AutobotShiesty]

when does he say that?

[@Ayaznumber1]

REDBEAST200997 at 13:26.

[@adiltariq889]

Sal Vulcano no he doesn't

[@Ayaznumber1]

Adil Tariq 13:46

[@inderjitsahota6022]

I miss these times.

[@zennnnyOfficial]

2011: how can you have a Nikaah on Skype? 2020: it’s okay, we’ll just have it on zoom/Skype

[@zaraaa8938]

"Shes only 7, no thats wrong" 😂😂😂

[@abdullahabubakar4720]

Why isn't he getting enough subscribes

[@sophiamerzouk4053]

i laughed so much when they said "welcome brothers...and humza" humza's face tho LOL

[@ghostshotzyt307]

Anyone watching this in 2019 for good memories

[@Rohail74]

Bro, get copyright on the Nike hijab 😂😂

[@ibrahimjoomun]

That girl , Umars sister, is sooo buff!!!

[@hamidgaming3472]

Juwal Ahmed wtf

[@kingshoob]

Asad Iqbal bro please tell me you found it

[@LolzerXD2014]

Lower your gaze my brothers...

[@Fattahpgn]

PC Lauren sooo whats her instagram??

[@shivanisuresh]

Rapidspeed Kills Her name is Maya

[@maryam9769]

"death is the only certainty we have in this life"

[@shamaamamamamaah6928]

So much gold in these videos! This should be studied

[@itz-asap-jordan4302]

After My Mum Broke My Legs I Went For A Walk Bruhhh

[@saff4072]

watching this in 2016 looool

[@human_unknown6497]

same

[@kdot1up20]

Same

[@Zookstar]

Who the hell’s this “Toni the Kala”?

[@TheJfotofili1]

Had to come back 12 years later because I just realised "Jam That Hype" is the "Gotta Get Thru This" beat by Daniel Bedingfield

[@babygii]

It's 2015 and Valentine's Day is tomorrow

[@thegreaterkhali619]

11:11 you know i love tony hahahaha

[@GH055T_]

how can u take a walk when ur legs r broken

[@MUSTAKKothiwala]

Abdul hafiz really

[@GH055T_]

Afzal Kothiwala u reply after 2 months lol and u watch gums production really

[@MUSTAKKothiwala]

Abdul hafiz u spaz its koala bear

[@GH055T_]

Afzal Kothiwala ?

[@frazzle7615]

Abdul hafiz its the irony, makes it funny

[@UthmanSaadiq-g4o]

You never realised as a kid how deep the videos actually are big up Humza

[@choco5470]

Many years later, the nike hijab became a thing...

[@ishaaqislam4343]

12:45 he also predicted gun lean😂

[@Fattahpgn]

Omdssss i didnt even notice uno😂😂

[@HikiguyaZ]

The skype incident became a reality my uncle got married through skype (lockdown time)

[@ybone8709]

"After my mum broke my legs, I went for a walk" This guy 😂😂😂

[@nielharris273]

Whats the tune at 13:27?

[@BIGZ3D]

P money hot ones

[@extremehyper4348]

How he not got not a lot of subscribers

[@ameenaali1389]

Extremehyper 4 he's getting there 😜

[@I.Lina.K]

Tony the kala tho 😂😂😂

[@arham4619]

2019 and I’m still banging this stuff out. Love this guy

[@ammanali1886]

what's the song at 13:27

[@TarunSonga]

amman ali what is it?

[@ammanali1886]

Tarun Songa I'm asking what is that song called I like it

[@sulaikayub432]

amman ali use Shazam lol

[@megzord]

Did you guys find out?

[@jatss6332]

2:08 onwards soooooooooo. Funny

[@no.1_ifz961]

it is a very good video games

[@wrxth5263]

No.1_ifz Kkpkpk

[@ZoomaINC]

'after my mum broke my legs, i went for a walk.' LOOOL,OMFG

[@razer0072073]

9:14 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@bilalyahya8495]

2017? Who's watching

[@subhantahiry2198]

Me

[@usamasiddiqui8235]

way far ahead planning m8....

[@hassanhussain6294]

im watching in 2027

[@konainhussain8872]

Bilal Yahya me

[@haiderzaman9138]

Bilal Yahya me like if u are as well

[@defnotcrypto_]

living in the life of asian; same with me like the paracetamol... its not a miracle cure for every thing, just for diarrhea, stomach ache, etc

[@chickennuggets7452]

Mr Cray Cray exactly

[@diamondnuggetsshorts2206]

bro its been 12 years and doabm is still the best show to ever hit the planet

[@amirtaj4323]

11:31 he was going to burst into laughter.

[@oxigod3714]

Who likes Tony the Qala?

[@CoolChris-vn8hz]

I h8 ppl who say who's watching in 2016? DO I FRIKEN CARE!

[@maryamabdullahi4669]

bang yolo who's watching in 2016? I AM ! sorry... was tempting tho

[@kobirhussain8396]

bang yolo shut ur mouth u wasteman

[@CoolChris-vn8hz]

Kobir Hussain you gonna make me bitch?

[@ameenaali1389]

bang yolo don't be beefing do it in ur own time not humzas

[@qasidshahid9132]

3:00 I couldn't stop laughing 🤣😂