Diary Of A Badman 2.4 | Humza Productions

[@UtdNabeel7]

I can relate to the black things in rice to give it flavour I'm just enjoying the rice and I chew on this and it just ruins it all

[@UmarKhan-zf2ol]

Nabeel Salman same lol

[@khadz_.9290]

Nabeel Salman IKR

[@adamkhan4846]

My cousin is so poor when we went to eat at his house they gave us a plate of those black things no rice just Those how dull can u get

[@maryamx5435]

Nabeel Salman sameeee

[@sumayaali273]

Saaaaame

[@alwaysbefifi]

"Love is for people who don't have play station." lol the most epic line!!! XD

[@flowergirl1013]

IllumiTUTTI 😂

[@zarashah9829]

dat was jokes

[@ramzan.k9266]

First illuminati then illumapaki and now illumatatti

[@slikhades]

Instead of Milk and Cookies, U place Tea and rusk for Santa! LOL!

[@splodgebox]

+Cipher Warrior Lol

[@rahulbala7]

"When I mean Master Class, I mean Class that is really Master" - Humza Arshad 2013

[@MissUnderstoodOfficial]

He's amazing needs more subscribers

[@ZeezoZootbaby]

Ikr

[@supermovies4625]

Agreed

[@edresfahimi7439]

Lol he sat naked in the office😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hashir1159]

Merry Christmas uncle Punches him Merry Christmas beta

[@yasmin9753]

LOOL

[@hoseoks_lefttoenail4312]

2019 i still be watching these.

[@animalplayz_2183]

2022 i still be watching these:)

[@_.a786._]

How tf hasnt humza reached a mil. This guy should at least be at 10 mil

[@Puddikebab123]

I always rewatch this guys old videos😂 funny asf, never gets old 😂

[@ScalesOfJustice01]

I'm a muslim too, but I'm not offended by any of this, these are real stereotypes made by people in the world against us, they aren't making fun of anything, just showing how people actually think of Muslim Pakistanis

[@malaikahassan9036]

Irtiza Jafri lo

[@user-qz6wi5sl1u]

Shut up

[@mkz2386]

Init shut up lol

[@ssssSTopmotion]

@@mkz2386 this comment is older than you so stop getting offended

[@somayyahullah9067]

Well some of this is not true

[@NexoShima]

2:19 even if illuma tuti was real XD XD

[@filmneek]

i find it strange that all of humzas haters are all almost have asian youtube names

[@cocoabean3175]

Innitt!

[@ssssSTopmotion]

They think its racist lol

[@v.alentina]

this was my whole childhood. me and my friend would recreate these videos in primary school 😩❤️

[@hackedyouraccount7114]

I feel you 😂😂 I was 9-10 when I was watching his videos now I’m 20🤣🤣🤣

[@v.alentina]

@@hackedyouraccount7114 sameee i’m 21 now and it feels so nostalgic

[@Mahdi-xs8zv]

Decided to watch this again for the memories

[@zoyakhalid4684]

3:47 3:47 3:47 UGH THIS CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME LOLL this argument loool

[@sumayyahahmed9301]

lol "Aliens are so short man- They're like Bengalis. I'm only Joking beta, Bengalis are much shorter" Cant stop Laughing

[@yas8419]

“Buy 2 for the price of 4 & get the third one absolutely free”🤣🤣 absolute bargain

[@somayyahullah9067]

SO?????? Who cares???

[@Misscrabapple13]

Love the two advices and the end. They will stop my problems. Thank you Humza.

[@ELITE_RT]

3:55 "YOU ARE GOING TO CLEAN THE TOILET WITH YOUR FACE!!!!!!!"😂😂😂😂😂

[@angelwing3581]

Hamza bro MAY ALLAH GIVE YOU ALL HAPPNIESS OFF WORLD

[@hermionejeangranger7881]

Omg 'Aliens are so short man, they're like Bengalis' LOL!!!!

[@laverder3458]

Shutup

[@hermionejeangranger7881]

I'm Bengali too btw, it's a joke

[@robloxhacks2271]

laverder 34 Anger management classes needed URGENTLY!

[@shabnumkhan6007]

Roblox Hacks shut the fuck up

[@rayrayvlogs2380]

Hermione Jean Granger

[@ayeshafarooqi1064]

Love watching old videos... #Memories ❤️

[@wasim2048]

1:34 There’s a fire in ur garden😂😂

[@shakeelahmed332]

Thumbs up for Maulvi Clause

[@jatss6332]

Lol when Asian people try to hit the high note when they sing happy birthday

[@mo0116]

JATSGAMER Then The Indian Accent Kicks In

[@FatimaRahman7504]

Lool

[@aanikasharma1844]

Can people not take a joke!

[@zaynaditta6742]

I love how I’m watching this on Christmas Eve

[@iramwaqas5885]

humza was wearing my favourite colour red

[@akhilraghavan8873]

No one cares

[@xmakeouthill4118]

+Iran Waqas FUCK RED

[@amirazeria2893]

MaskedP1 Rude

[@libertyismycity2759]

Ok......

[@johnrazna2381]

Iram Waqas red is actually forbidden for men in Islam except for when its mixed with another colour

[@senpainonymus7693]

Im never going on youtube again if the play button triangle is illuminate O.o

[@jazibashah2215]

watching this in 2016

[@b1llionz419]

Jaziba Shah watching this in 2018

[@FatimaRahman7504]

I'm in 2020

[@Chibibees]

"You know you're blick when, your skin is darker than your hair." ^I just died.

[@RJ-po4vq]

I love the way he ran for the slide, I do that when I see the swings free in the park, I'll always act like a kid XD Although I don't run as weird as he does in the video :D Lool

[@Aaliyah01]

WTF!!! 'bengali's are short'. That just made me piss myself with laughter. P.s I am Bengali and it's true... Everyone in my family is short as hell, Including me

[@IdyBot]

Aaliyah Miah cos you're a girl obvs ur gonna be short

[@armaan_gamesandstuff1973]

Boi I’m a Bengali and when I was 12 I was nearly 6ft 😂😂😂

[@shush7574]

Im 5,3 and I am 12

[@kiranhussain7343]

Idy......sexist

[@mccapycc8691]

Bengali women average height is 5”6’ and men 5”8’ and myself I’m 5”10’ tall stop telling lies.

[@arsalaankiani6840]

Throwback 😂😂😂😂

[@cuzzybrozain]

16:34 that snake bite you was actually sad, I ain't gonna lie bro we do feel bad for you.

[@nbegum1888]

i found it quite offensive when he said that bengalis are short. i am a bengali myself!! but still luv ur videos humza

[@mysticbeast1930]

But its tru(I'm bangla)

[@nawfal3928]

Mystic Beast ur Bangla blad

[@FatimaRahman7504]

@Tsar Alester still offended

[@bobmiah]

@@FatimaRahman7504 its true tho but he was joking hes even done collabs with bengalis

[@amranwar.]

If u were offended this means ur short

[@Sabiha16_]

Hi I love you you Hamzah I've been watching you for so long 😀 I still watch you in 2019

[@nxjma_98]

Anyone watching in 2016

[@ravenblack7281]

I'm watching in 986 AD

[@hassankhan9194]

Me

[@joshdurkin7273]

Me

[@jkwmo2857]

Najma Begum nope, watchin in 2017 now XD

[@zainparish1879]

MasterSlayer Hdns same

[@MissDarlz]

'Aliens are so short man, they're like bengalis' LOL

[@youhavebeenhacked8423]

Wats the background song called at 18:38

[@unknown.meow321]

Where's all his subscribers gone?? Xxx

[@asherriaz7093]

Blame Muhammed Abdul Jabbar

[@asherriaz7093]

@Tsar Alester kzbin.info/www/bejne/oaincqNjodJjjdE The person in the video

[@FatimaRahman7504]

@@asherriaz7093 ok

[@sipsasterelly]

To the people getting offended It's a fucking comedy sketch not a racial slur programme. Oh and get your spelling right when complaining about others. It's very annoying for grammar nazi's

[@mmalik2023]

"MY BANANAS MAN. WHAT THE. WHAT AM I GONNA EAT BRUV. THAT'S MY BANANAS."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@muneebahmed2391]

Watch the Lightning speed watch the lighting speed runs slower than a snail

[@neshotsharif773]

+Muneeb Ahmed snails dont run. But i get what u mean

[@FatimaRahman7504]

Huh what

[@assassincreed5701]

I'm 11 and I'm not a midget but i am a badman

[@twelve3609]

Dragon Ball Super yh

[@hassanjabbar939]

mickey boy hes a fucking bangali u dumbfuck

[@tamim7862]

Im not short and im bengali. BOOOM

[@AVX_XVA]

me too

[@AVX_XVA]

me too

[@dilarakhatun9105]

me to

[@tamim7862]

Who you

[@bigdaddyyu3858]

Tamim786 ur so lucky ur account isn't fucked

[@TheHarryob]

The best thing about this series is no matter what religion you are, even if you're an atheist, the wise words at the end definitely apply to all. Humza's smashed it. Haters go that way ---->>>>

[@Hanzo1]

RED BEANIE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[@sparkleunicorn5721]

Andrew Wilson oh yeah yeah

[@FatimaRahman7504]

Reds haraam

[@shahinsiza4]

2023 any one

[@samira9368]

I'm Bengali and I'm not short!!!😤 but the way you said it was quite funny though😁

[@mysticbeast1930]

Most bungees r short well I'm not but yh

[@mysticbeast1930]

Ik

[@rehanahmed6460]

THE OCEAN IS BLUE AND THE TATTI IS BROWN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼

[@tgwtg9428]

I find it so funny how all these Bengali's are getting offended yet they don't care when Humza stereotypes against other races? Either stick with being offended or stop complaining. And btw I love watching DOABM. If you're gonna get offended, get lost!

[@BigGLeany]

Fuck u

[@tgwtg9428]

+arman choudhury Cba, you?

[@filipmalik4272]

+TheGirlWithTheGlasses haha great name

[@manlikechowdhury9615]

+TheGirlWithTheGlasses your probably Pakistani that's why so why don't u fuck off...begging it for attention

[@tgwtg9428]

+Man like Chowdhury 😂whatevs you say bro

[@reshmakaur4555]

You are. So,so so so so so funny it's unbelievable 😘😘😘😘

[@wavey43r46]

Any One Watching In 1997?

[@mohmmdkhn4409]

ME

[@Zr24xx1]

Me

[@sanahnaz2312]

Me 😂

[@sanahnaz2312]

I'm watching in 12

[@sabrinamiah3152]

Sanah Nazari I'm watching in 367BC

[@Ashie02]

I think this DOABM has one of the best messages. This is why I love Humza.

[@muratshah7490]

annoying is watching in 2015 ?

[@hazzatronyt3527]

Yep

[@hazzatronyt3527]

Azaan Chspri lol

[@jenniferislam1016]

Im bengali im not short but who cares its way to funny lol

[@killerxxsnm262]

Me to

[@rayhanmahmood2382]

Jennifer Islam 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stealthykiller7865]

Whose Bengali here I am

[@Jhodgeification]

The homie dropping knowledge on these videos. Respect.

[@shukurali6251]

but I'm a Bengali and I'm really tall

[@pas5340]

Shukur Ali It's just a joke

[@stealthypirates8015]

Shukur Ali liar

[@zocherd0964]

Who's watching in 2016

[@_iz90]

Me

[@malaikahassan9036]

Not me

[@mogosethusa7205]

Illumi tutti😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ayaanirfan4439]

This guy is my favorite youtuber. I love how their is a lesson at the end of the video. Since im also muslim, i can relate to what he says, He has great videos.

[@haarismirza1570]

ePiik_god_of_war Young boy so true

[@FatimaRahman7504]

True

[@somayyahullah9067]

Yh ikr

[@DavidMFBowie]

I can't believe people from the sub continent getting mad at this. I'm from Pakistan and I'm laughing my ass of.

[@chezzspartan2880]

Whats the song at 13:30

[@aydog_]

On the loose - Ddark

[@islamsaydul402]

To be a better Muslim hamza make sure every time you even make or do anything remember Allah and have fear in him OK I a younger than you I am 11 I should not be telling you this HVE FEAR IN ALLAH

[@Eshan-]

3:09 - 4:40 Best Part of the whole video

[@kanatokrazy]

I...I'm Bengali.....and 11...and a midget...

[@aniasmutts25]

jeonghans lost daughter 15 but same situation.

[@chezzspartan2880]

Whats the song at 6.04

[@Furer620]

Keep the jokes to a level man! This is ur problem. That's why u not getting many subscribers.

[@TGFan101]

You mean losing subscribers

[@Jhodgeification]

I'm too used to this dude's high pitched voice that whenever he speaks regular it's more of a shock...still, some massive funny stuff here. We need ya'll comedy in the States forreal.

[@cocoabean3175]

At 3:33 all I kept doing was looking behind Hamza's dad and wishing I had that Dora the explorer scarf and glove set😁

[@carlsykes6]

Badman, you're awesome. These are some of the funniest videos I've seen on KZbin :)

[@KAZUMI110]

OverComeDeath • 8 years ago 14:42 funniest moment ever XD

[@southblogstv]

"I'm not goin' in there... That's illuminati." "BRUV, IT'S A CHICKEN SHOP!"

[@noreenhussain8688]

I think humza is actually the ceo of illuminaty

[@vimi9083]

Illumintati... He got me there!!!! Lol, hahahaha 😏😎🤓😉😂😂😂😂😂😄😊😌

[@markronsonrules]

Yay Asif's a Liverpool fan!

[@nat5276]

Santa Claus looks like a molvi xD

[@celinabegum9287]

The laughter naked in the mirror 🪞 😂

[@aadamali8706]

They went swimming and there clothes weren't even wet. 😂😂

[@ahamilton3435]

Are you DTR. Love that Im doint a marathon of this, 21 now and i remember watching this in class with our tutor😂

[@UNKNOWN-jm5jm]

Same

[@abdi33624]

This guy started netflix and chill

[@emmaprince8777]

I laughed so hard when he said "aliens are so short man." :-D

[@sabinakarimova2935]

Lesson no 1: There are three stages of English accents. How Humza is speaking: Watch pretty much most of us speak like maybe a bit posher depending where you live. Normal: Normal accent using average vocabulary not cockney just speaking normally. Usually its British actors that speak like this, news reporters etc. Posh (stereotypical accent): How Mr Cameron speaks, The Royal family and the exception of a few people.

[@nyaacid9217]

lol i dyed when he said "its okay beta, they're short like *bengali's* XDDDDDDD IM BENGALI AND A MIDGET

[@Shogibo1]

4:04 When ur late for your meeting

[@theoweerasinghe1182]

best show on youtube

[@thanbirshah9336]

I'm Bengali but I still watch this over and over again

[@alaminahad3785]

Let me get straight to the point ye! You are really funny mashallah.Good luck with your series and keep making top videos like this

[@zanderman004]

"aHAHAHA..VEN DID SHE DIE?" Humza.. I see this character (your dad) on tv.. a programme all about him in his green suit! You legend!

[@Hassanhadi2607]

17:47 the voice he makes😂

[@shivrajnahar2717]

Best diary of a bad man ever

[@killerxxsnm262]

The bit when that guy says u lucky idiot that's my job LOOL

[@edresfahimi7439]

Lol assef when he says SLIDE😂😂😂😂😂

[@alaminahad3785]

The christmas tree was weak. So funny ;)

[@moltisanti76]

Why is this guy and his show not given a slot on one of the mainstream channels?

[@usamahmehtar9965]

U make the funniest vids in England LOL U MAKE LOTS OF PEOPLE FULL OF LAUGHTER

[@R3DeckHD]

Glad you guys enjoyed the stay in my country hha :p