DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: THE LONG HAUL - Diamondbolt

[@ninjajack6457]

“Loded diaper activate” I’m totally using that line.

[@ShibuNub3305]

When you’re at a funeral but you’re diarrhea suddenly activates

[@ultra6671]

Nobody: Your two-year-old in the middle of the night:

[@blupyro3098]

When you wake up in 3am to drink coke from the bottle and when you sneeze you hear bless you: “Löded diaper activated” When you realise you live alone: *EXPLODED DIAPER!*

[@blueyfilmzz]

500th like

[@isaacgrass8951]

Ninjajack 64 YES!!!!!

[@misterd5506]

I like how he barely mentions Rodrick because of how horrifying his new version is

[@dirtypcy9866]

He kinda looks like momo

[@ghostxgaming2499]

he scary i need a pheripist

[@Nightmare2688theeleckamo]

Not my rodrick

[@mtsaqif267]

@@dirtypcy9866 more like Jeff The Killler

[@dirtypcy9866]

M Tsaqif ikr

[@megasoniczx6960]

I love how almost every other scene in these movies is basically just Greg going "Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions."

[@HSISN06942]

“Ho ho,instead of running your approaching me!Greg heffley!”

[@thememeguy2195]

"Can't progress the plot without facing you."

[@gregheffley398]

Hey! That’s me!

[@dissplayed]

@@gregheffley398 we hate you greg

[@SomeF3lla]

​@@gregheffley398 So, how's the fact that there are 2 "people" who tolerate you and one of those is the alien Fregley

[@TeamBlueToad]

Greg's dad just kept getting more disturbed as the movies went on. Rodrick in other hand, just kept becoming more and more of a legend.

[@sansbutworse]

And then there was the long haul

[@purplesamurai5205]

Frank is the best! Also I didn't expect to see you here.

[@purplesamurai5205]

​@@sansbutworse Yeah Frank is really mellow for some reason in that one.

[@cooldude7738]

@@purplesamurai5205 They kind of ruined rodrick-

[@purplesamurai5205]

@@cooldude7738 Yeah

[@spiderstorm443]

The Do-It-yourself book is a perfect way to immortalize your past self for future embarrassment

[@somesarcasticboy7918]

facts bro, I still have mine from a long time ago

[@halfastudio]

Indeed.

[@cheepcheep4499]

So true.

[@naranciabestboi2259]

I lost mine but I remember everything

[@yusifer5719]

According to my do it yourself book, I thought cars in the future were going to run on blood..................I was a weird kid.

[@GalacticGaming_]

I love how the background of his computer is Frank Heffleys face

[@mrukman2006]

Me too

[@indicolitearts8581]

Don't we all?

[@deadmeme902]

I like how your old zoo wee mama jokes are exactly on par with Rowely’s jokes

[@oceanlee7266]

6:40 I love how, Rowley's grave is in the background from the last video.

[@hopegalaxy]

Nice attention to detail.

[@TechnicSky]

9:45 Greg was tired of being bullied by everyone. Now it’s Diary of the Chad.

[@JackeOfNoTrades]

Comedy

[@V2_Prime895]

Chadeiest of the chads

[@genericchannel4910]

Diary of a Ripped King.

[@Kaisona2017]

Since he’s a chad now. The next movie should be about him going up against Yu Narukami in a battle of the chads.

[@miubakun9772]

420 likes lol

[@ethanhogan2463]

The switch from Dog Days to Long Haul was horrifying

[@unsalted_cheese5758]

420% agree

[@laundrybasketgamers]

Quinn Bennett 69420% agree

[@internetual7350]

@@laundrybasketgamers 845763% agree

[@internetual7350]

@Toby Hofmans Wait how the heck does you profile pic move?

[@internetual7350]

@Toby Hofmans Ah ok I didn't know you could use Gifs as profile pics but thx for telling me :D

[@narxmagee727]

Long Haul: "A wimp will rise" more like "A wimp we'll despise"

[@tamestarling6754]

That was pretty good Heres a like for your troubles

[@zachatck64]

Like his comment if you agree

[@Stock_Junction]

Long Haul stole a Sausage Party poster tagline for their own poster and replaced hero with wimp

[@staranimations677]

oh thats good

[@ShibuNub3305]

More like “A wimp we’ll proceed to torture with techniques against the Geneva conventions for his crimes against humanity” lmao

[@trevormcclanahan7278]

Here’s how I’d fix the Long Haul 1. I’d keep the original cast and have it take place when Greg Rowley Holly and Them in High School 2. I’d alter the plot to where Holly invites Greg to go on vacation with her and her family and I’d make it be where Greg has to prove himself to Hollys family and give Frank and Susan’s new personalities to Hollys parents

[@BrandonSG13]

That idea is genuinely very good

[@masterdoge987]

@@BrandonSG13 but unfortunately we don’t live in a perfect world so we got *_blarf_* instead

[@HeroTheHedgehog999]

That’s actually a cool idea.

[@annigram]

So completely change the entire plot and film. Understandable.

[@DanimationYoutube]

HIRE STEVEN SPEILBERG, I WANNA SEE THAT MOVIE

[@Ben-vl5ew]

The whole point of the originals is that Greg is an jerk and keeps ending up getting in problems because of that, in the long haul he just runs into the problems. The ogs were also relatable, long haul wasnt

[@Jermungus115]

Yeah the father son thing was actually very relatable for me, I kinda have the same relationship with my father.

[@fawkewe]

If You Can find any of the shit greg gets into “relatable” theres something wrong with you.

[@stitchlover4381]

you do know in the books he brought his problems on HIMSELF too right?

[@ivitasproge5503]

*a

[@Shrimpfriedpee]

Greg had character development in the of trilogy, not Greg is annoying and unlikeable the entire movie.

[@pnk0tsu]

Everyone gangsta till Rodrick starts singing Baby.

[@TheMasherFreeman]

XD

[@robbiemarks1613]

baby baby baby oh baby baby baby ooooooh

[@nicodemusedwards6931]

Wrong. That’s when everyone gets gangsta.

[@sunnytse399]

BOOM! that's how digby do it

[@yvngxshady]

No everyone stays gansta

[@theponderer5572]

i used to think Greg's dad actually took him to war with him...

[@DiamondBolt]

To be fair that would be very in character

[@wakspacific6928]

@@DiamondBolt Same.

[@purplepandagaming1159]

I would love do that

[@tamestarling6754]

I did too I was too young to realize lmao

[@magikarpgod9361]

The BOI In the lawn chair imagine if he did and that’s how the movie ended

[@callummclelland7959]

As a British person, I can say Rodrick's accent at 4:57 is impeccable

[@gb5183]

WOO 4:59

[@Deimos_PeanutFlavour]

4:58

[@wooperiscool7772]

I can’t like because it has 69 likes

[@Morbius6826]

@@masongill821 british is a race?

[@CesarSaladBowl]

@@masongill821 Are you fr💀

[@basicallytouche4079]

He's dying to see Rodrick in dog days but dies when he sees Rodrick in the long haul.

[@seedyboi9449]

I like how the books predicted Greg's voice acter becoming ripped.

[@arandomboredindividual7855]

Friend: so what’s your favorite thing from diary of a wimpy kid Me: *its complicated*

[@santiagobarreraruiz7280]

*ZOO WE MAMA*

[@partyharry7585]

Definitely when Greg Heffley got away with saying a racial slur.

[@ltb1345]

@@partyharry7585 Ok, epic.😳

[@thatonebriish]

I'm not gay Greg!

[@THECrimsonFuckerAlucardHimself]

Perhaps

[@GaseousSnake2]

“I’m just disappointed” is the one thing a parent says that will always 100% make me cry and/or say “WHy CANT YOU JUST BE MEAN!”

[@newtofloptok]

Assaults old lady. “Dats how Digby do it!!!”

[@ShibuNub3305]

*Murders dozens of innocent children by drowning them in the last victim’s blood* “Dats how digby do it!”

[@ceilingfan3589]

*commits mass genocide, vehicular manslaughter, 17 war crimes in Pakistan, and becomes wanted by FBI and US marshals* "Dats how Digby do it!!"

[@frog3622]

These replies are *Beautiful*

[@bbqreal]

Commits 2nd degree murder "Dats how Digby do it!!"

[@JJRowdyyy]

Lmao

[@rorymanley6696]

“You’ve got apple pie for recess?” “It’s pasta.” “Zoo wee mama.” 9 year old Diamonbolt: *i have achieved comedy*

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

*H a*

[@nottheimposter5406]

Sands Underman wow is it really you Sans Underman I loved you in overtale!

[@theminecraft2516]

You’d think the apple pie would be for lunch but no it’s for “recess”

[@chillking2936]

*I mean he does say zoo wee mama*

[@viralgamer5075]

Comedy has peaked

[@smokey5877]

I like how they say they don't employ minors but isn't holly's sister 16

[@harlanlamar3634]

STICK WITH A STORY MOVIE

[@guaperryz596]

@@VoltFall ya know no-one asked?

[@VoltFall]

@@guaperryz596 it was the Mangekyou Sharingan bro and then I changed my profile picture... Maybe you shouldn't jump to conclusions Edit 1: the fug why did the sounds of rude XD sorry I wasn't trying to be rude or anything

[@desireewalker9293]

10000000 iQ good piony

[@moo7364]

Yea, in my state you can get a job at 14 depending on where you want to work, so idk where they are

[@George_Berdan]

4:57 I literally almost fell off my chair when Rodrick did that British accent... because it was that accurate!

[@Youraverageartist874]

Rodrick (not the one from the long hall) is an absolute Chad

[@George_Berdan]

@@Youraverageartist874 yes

[@rhysthemcabandlfan2007]

It's Australian, dickhead!

[@Swaggywashere]

that is my favorite part

[@reillymarshall9051]

Ello govnor top the crump to you woooooooo

[@ricky_or_robin2]

so the ranking is 1. Rodrick Rules 2. Dog Days 3. The Original 4. The Long Haul

[@caitlyn813]

my exact ranking

[@emmeline8048]

Yes 😉

[@jack_attack7999]

Nice

[@mtdewproductions4969]

Update this when the new movie comes out

[@therealevilmudbug]

4 is nothing long haul is 10

[@tmak7345]

The reason why Frank feels like a murderer in Dog days is because the producers came back from the future to show him the Long Haul.

[@BLSX32]

Makes sense to me

[@purplecap1010]

Makes sense to me

[@Shrimpfriedpee]

Makes sense to me

[@jackbrown2801]

Makes sense to me

[@Chugway1138]

Makes sense to me

[@rozu583]

I actually auditioned for "Long Haul" as Greg. Very glad I didn't make it in lol.

[@sealchann1]

Hol up

[@Mr.Tw1sty]

@@sealchann1 wait a minute

[@roboticgamer4645]

Waht

[@DidiTheCoolio]

lolzers

[@hydrojinftw872]

Prove it

[@Hanz_M]

Imagine there was parallel universe where "The Long Haul" was called "Diaper Hands: The Movie." Greg in The Long Hauls is basically the embodiment of: "Aw man, I'm a meme."

[@simpbartson2426]

What if you wanted to go to Heaven, but god said: *Dat’s How Digby Do It*

[@personita2.733]

"Hello, Satan? ,I need a spot in hell"

[@thedukeofnothing6421]

personita *2.0* Dat’s How Digby Do It

[@personita2.733]

@@thedukeofnothing6421 aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA *AAAAAAAAAAA*

[@theinterspeciesreviewer7400]

Welp Time to abort.

[@unsalted_cheese5758]

I would say: i wanted to go to heaven

[@theaveragemushroom6474]

The long haul: "you guys always act like you're better than me" The original Rodrick rules Dog days

[@glenedictcucumberpatch211]

😳

[@Bananaman559]

Its because they are better

[@bryanmanuel4945]

It because they are superior in every way, like I said you can't Improve Perfection.

[@tykamen5588]

That's because they are

[@kingqunt8567]

Rodrick Rules: “That is the least fancy thing I’ve heard all day”

[@eurobtcwby]

Damn.Imagine getting the girl you suffered so much to get after so long just to have your reality of existence rebooted.

[@DiamondBolt]

Being Greg Heffley is hell

[@ceoofceos5219]

Pucci ruined everything

[@KaytheWooper]

Anasui from Jojo part 6 can relate

[@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things]

​@@ceoofceos5219MADE IN HEAVEN!

[@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things]

​@@KaytheWooperBeing any part 6 character is suffering

[@ant4lif3thegamer57]

like how at 7:21 he says it's not that bad and just seeing the reaction on Greg's and Roderick's face made me laugh.

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

Fun Fact: The whole "Memes And Videogames" subplot was never in the actual book, nor were the abundance of poop jokes.

[@hellomeloanimations8107]

Look how they massacred my boi...

[@BLSX32]

I know cause I’ve read the book

[@hellomeloanimations8107]

They were probably just trying to appeal to the kids.

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

Hello Melo Animations But the book did it just fine..? It wasn't just the idea, it was super out of touch too.

[@hellomeloanimations8107]

@@imlivinginyourceiling oh. I don't read the books, I've only watched the movies.

[@Asaylum117]

Jesus, the dad in the third movie has completly lost his shit. Either that or the actor was just too desperate for cash, so he had to put in everything in his acting performance.

[@magicmariotv7772]

I feel sorry for Steve Zahn because he also played the best animated character Runt of the litter from Chicken Little

[@darkmatter1721]

Either way I’m happy, he’s fucking amazing

[@75JUNAKI]

dark matter Agreed

[@sullivanbitzan3431]

Steve Zahn also was in a movie with my favorite actor Tom Hanks.

[@sams_not_here]

he was also in Daddy Daycare.........idk why i mentioned it but-

[@blueyfilmzz]

Roderick: “I got invited! Got a problem with that?” Rowley: *NO*

[@Tjjj-v2e]

You traitorous swine!

[@saralily0977]

13:07 casually puts his head onto the steering wheel

[@blueninja_24]

Fun Fact: Tom Everett Scott and Steve Zahn (Long Haul dad and Retro dad respectively) both we're in a movie together based off a real life story, so I'm gonna assume they're good friends and when Long Haul was being made, Steve probably recommended Tom so yeah

[@blazarre7251]

That’s cool

[@dcb99filmz]

OG Rodrick was in a horror B-Movie where him and the SPD Red Ranger are friends and Doc Brown is his granddad. It's called Dead Before Dawn and it's so bad it's good. Oh, and the film's director plays a badass girl with a crossbow.

[@HSISN06942]

Fun fact 2:that fact is mention’d in the movie journal:the sequal,except for the part where the movie was based on real life.

[@Smiley0.1]

I feel like Tom Everett Scott would've been a good choice for the originals in an alternate universe where Steve Zahn never took the role of Frank Heffley.

[@themorrigan7702]

@@dcb99filmz That movie is so bad but it's infinitely better with Devon in it

[@Raccoonseattrash]

“We don’t employ minors” Heather is sixteen and works there as a lifeguard *I seem to be detecting BULLSHIT*

[@icecreamhero2375]

I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

[@carolinewinn7661]

I litterally jist commented that lol

[@carolinewinn7661]

*just

[@atomicdestroyer8068]

@@carolinewinn7661 you know you can edit your comment

[@carolinewinn7661]

@Atomic destroyer yeah I know but I was using my phone and it wouldn’t let me edit

[@averagekan8797]

"That Rowley's a bad influence." *You dare oppose the pure one?*

[@mrnubbones8626]

Y E S

[@painvillegaming4119]

Spare his soul he didn’t know

[@Shajj33]

“I’d say it was my fav in the trilogy…now time for hel“😁 Best line ever

[@dailychair9472]

Diary of a wimpy kid : Manga Rodrick Rules: Anime Dog days:Cool video game Long haul: weird spinnoff where all the main characters are children. Dang I never even got 100 like before so thanks Edit: why did my dumb comment get so many likes

[@maulicious.]

Long haul: AKA total dramarama

[@aalamahmad25]

Ah the chibi version

[@bestbechara8682]

Netflix adaptation

[@christiniakollar8397]

I feel like that last one is directed at something

[@dailychair9472]

@@christiniakollar8397 *shrugs*

[@Potactical]

When diary of a Wimpy kid tries to cast DanTDM as famous man but instead they hire a random man at the pub

[@aarondsilva7015]

I thought it about aswell

[@DannyFrey]

the man kinda looks like an obese dantdm

[@aarondsiva1584]

@@aarondsilva7015 my account

[@Smileydiecast2024]

@@DannyFrey but dan is one of the most nicest yt

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@inkbright_ the american DanTDM: what's up ya'll, Dan here, and today we'll be trying out the McDonalds mod in Minecraft!

[@jockeyfield1954]

let's be real, if anyone saw rodrick drowning in a pool, we'd all jump in and rescue him

[@persontheguyman223]

Right you are combine

[@abyssdrawssomestuff]

We all love him 🖤

[@darthe_]

YES

[@darthe_]

@@antares8767 woah

[@darthe_]

@@antares8767 woah

[@Heyheywhatcanido]

10:19 Rodricks face is pure nightmare fuel

[@Riley98414]

HELP IM TERRIFIED

[@ViviLoves-yf9ex]

Bros built like a titan

[@Swaggywashere]

Bros a Cognito hazard

[@Jack574.]

Bro looks like Jeff the Killer

[@mfsmarineop693]

I’m going to eat my eyes like the Hollows from Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children, which you should react to as well.

[@lydiagalantmotherf]

Oh I loved that movie!

[@mysterynerd3591]

Oh bro I forgot about that, it was so good

[@rowanbarker2576]

If you haven't read the books do it

[@bloodlineanimations3634]

If you liked that, Watch The New Mutants. It's the same but X Men and More Horror themed.

[@bloodlineanimations3634]

Also NEW RODERICK LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE HOLLOWS.

[@oceanic9689]

The long haul is: Mum can we get rodrick Mum:we have rodrick at home Rodrick at home:

[@MichaelBlaneWalker]

From emo Ronald McDonald to Lil’ Tay???

[@jodienicholl1637]

He looks like capital i

[@WelshDorito]

I WANT OLD RODRICK

[@cdqf6100]

Not gonna lie, i freaking laughed at his do-it-yourself comics just cus the punch-line was: Zoo Wee Mama

[@rdclips3647]

Yes

[@kaiffuaintmywaifu75]

We all did

[@genericname2747]

"You'll die" "Zoo wee mama"

[@aaronluna4779]

Haven’t seen this movie since it came out, and yet all of the most traumatic scenes have stuck with me to this day.

[@kirwiioz1009]

The only thing scarier than Frank is Rodrick singing “baby”

[@justacatinabath1309]

If scarier means hotter you’re correct

[@marsmaddog7489]

@@justacatinabath1309 LMAO

[@justacatinabath1309]

@@marsmaddog7489 I mean I’m telling the truth

[@king_pres10]

@@justacatinabath1309 FACTS

[@marsmaddog7489]

@@justacatinabath1309 yes u are

[@Teag_Brohman15]

I would be WAY more forgiving to Long Haul if Steve Zahn, Rachel Harris and Devon Bostick reprised their roles as Frank, Susan and Rodrick

[@Shrimpfriedpee]

For the longest time I thought Susan was played by Tina fey

[@n_e_x_u_s4390]

True

[@themangledwither]

Yea even if they say they got to old the og greg could've played rodrick

[@TheCollege_Dropout]

@@themangledwither Hell no, No one can replace our lord and saviour

[@themangledwither]

@@TheCollege_Dropout I know but it would've been better than the guy they got

[@r5r34]

"Someone get me a repairman because that voice is broken." Best line in the video

[@purgeblue]

5:56 that’s a reasonable response from a cop if they come to a house and the guy opening the door holds a knife

[@aliteralsnakewithatophat3247]

Oh the police are here, oh geez I can’t put my knife anywhere. Oh well.

[@anonymousdude8184]

Digby looks like John tron fused with markiplier with the annoying personality of ninja

[@danielrodriguez-lx1qi]

You forgot he yells like jack

[@fionnhealy3798]

Hmm

[@icyhot1410]

To me he looks like Shane Dawson

[@dogedog8686]

That’s so true

[@A_Shfox]

lol

[@slothoverlord4388]

"You'll die" "Zoo-Wee Mama!" This is still more humorous than any joke I've come up with

[@ExtremeDaveYT]

135

[@silverspoon5925]

Better than every joke in the long haul

[@thegenderman8582]

208 (sorry I’ve got to keep the thread going)

[@marsmaddog7489]

224

[@majormusic2098]

Your not very funny, are you?

[@beanman3113]

One thing I never understood about the 3rd movie is the part where Greg's dad discovers that he played video games all day. I mean, him turning on the TV and seeing a game turned on only means that at some point during the day Greg used it for some amount of time. I never really understood how that proved anything. I mean, he was right, but still...

[@codo8584]

Yeah he could well have a played a short while in the morning and actually have played sports all day

[@Domthecannon]

That's what I thought

[@whyme3772]

Yeah. And he punishes Rodrick for practically no reason. Greg’s parents were pretty terrible. They’re the reasons why I sometimes have sympathy for Greg.

[@_Agent10]

Ya I know like maybe he was playing at 7:00 am and then started playing with Rowley at 12:06

[@purplesamurai5205]

It says he unlocked a new level or something so I think that's where he got the idea from.

[@zaygaming6775]

1:06 The Voice on Greg is good when it’s the paper animated

[@henryconner3002]

Can we all agree the Roderick Heffley version of Baby is better than the actual version

[@wakspacific6928]

Yes

[@generalwashingtoad6516]

Why should we agree? Its fact.

[@svrmaster103]

@@generalwashingtoad6516 because fiat earthers exist

[@generalwashingtoad6516]

@@svrmaster103 ahh, i see

[@purplecap1010]

A Little Bit Of EVERYTHING! fiat I see that i lol

[@carguy918]

Rodrick: starts playing baby Diamond: oh hell yes

[@amia7z]

That specific moment made me so aroused

[@gooseegg617]

Zoo wee mama

[@Mr.Tw1sty]

@@gooseegg617 mama wee zoo

[@PurplePrime86]

6:41 Rodricks grave says “I’m sorry women” 😂

[@MegaDonker]

And Rowlie Zoe mama.

[@eternalfortnite3999]

yes we know we watched the video too

[@nathanfracasse6645]

we indeed have eyes

[@gooseegg617]

Zoo we mama

[@whybother5741]

@@eternalfortnite3999 I didn’t sooo uhhhh shut up.

[@EGGPLAYUH420j9]

13:18 this edit is so well done that I actually thought this was in the movie for a second and felt bad for all the young kids who saw the movie and furries for the first time but luckily it was just and edit . . . . . I hope

[@causewhynot9707]

Nobody: 10 year old bolt: You’re ugly Zoo we mama

[@waluigi7331]

Nobody: You, who thinks no one memes are still funny: *nO oNe:*

[@causewhynot9707]

Did you mean not in smash

[@waluigi7331]

@@causewhynot9707 cries in wah

[@superstigma7423]

"Dat's how digby do it." God has left us.

[@tttracer7074]

lol lol 😂 lol 😂

[@aliskk8]

dats how my dad do it

[@jopan6736]

I always thought it was "that's how Mac Dig be doing"

[@theinterspeciesreviewer7400]

God has yeeted us to our own demise.

[@shiverfan4867]

* commits arson * THAT'S HOW DIGBY DO IT

[@Suhaan600]

Bolt: looks at new rodrick "Look how they massacred my boy"

[@generalbritain7735]

They have failed him

[@gooseegg617]

Zoo wee mama

[@wordswordswords413]

"How dare you stand where he stood"

[@loonylupin5126]

The “i am sorry women” on rodrick’s grave is so FUNNY LMAOOOO 6:40

[@melissastall8484]

Just wanna say that this video is a genuine masterpiece. The editing in this video is incredible, and the fact you can finish stuff like this in just a week is unbelievable. You are truly talented and I hope you will keep up the good work.

[@cadethecrustycreature]

12:07 how did I never realize this (possibly) dirty joke

[@jockeyfield1954]

it probably is a dirty joke in hindsight

[@legogeneralgreivous8651]

“What’s your favorite color?” Bolt: blue “Write four adjectives that describe why you like that color” Bolt: blueish

[@aalamahmad25]

Yes

[@jeyjey3157]

I did exactly same thing in my book

[@Shrekrules471]

5:15 Rodrick should be thankful. He got saved by the one who knocks.

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

That is not our god Roderick. This is blasphemy of the lowest quality.

[@robot-man-z8225]

Netflix Adaptation

[@phantolmao]

The entire movie is

[@theprimo100]

@:0 I still wish Manny was a crocodile in the movies.

[@rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm]

get the cross

[@ironthanos2190]

Bootlegs am I right?

[@lenihaylett4674]

this movie should've been called Diary of a Wimpy Kid : Mentally Unstable Dad

[@cole46724]

it’s a journal not a diary

[@Emiya491]

Then its every Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie

[@MALEVOLENTKITCHENN]

@@cole46724 Journal of a jackass kid

[@radhakrishnannair2316]

@@cole46724 lpppplppppplpplppppppppppp

[@radhakrishnannair2316]

Hlp

[@petertracycarroll]

Dog days a perfect ending the long haul a horrible reboot

[@SumRndmPenguin]

Well, that's my headcannon now

[@Laiser]

The Long Haul never happened. Remember? They cancelled it.

[@petertracycarroll]

Laiser oh ye forgot about that 🤫

[@petertracycarroll]

Double _896 ju Dee!!!! when did you get KZbin

[@prodigy1636]

Lol just like Ben 10. Hey isn't the channel name..??

[@mariorobotnik8090]

whoever the actor that plays greg’s dad is, he’s by far the best actor in the og movies

[@l3ismarck947]

''Why are you carrying 5,000 dvd copies of Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul and a shit ton of gasoline and matches?'' ''yes''

[@jamiemcauliffe457]

That meme makes no sense what so ever

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

Jamie Mcauliffe you sir clearly don’t know humor

[@jamiemcauliffe457]

Sands Underman its bad, go on reddit once in a while

[@dioelric3032]

What’s a long haul

[@l3ismarck947]

@@jamiemcauliffe457 shut up incel

[@Zed-97]

Everyone talking about how the fourth film doesn't exist. meanwhile I'm wondering why they just skipped The Last Straw

[@fanashia]

Well Rodrick rules has some last straw elements ,like Greg running in the hotel with only pants on.

[@melonnationxp]

@@fanashia and in the rodrick rules movie greg wants to get together with holly and that was the sub plot in the last straw

[@harlanlamar3634]

Because they ran out of straws

[@angelhill7881]

@@harlanlamar3634 this shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did

[@sonictennyson2201]

The dog days movie is a mix of the last straw and dog days

[@sponge260]

Love how Greg is possibly hispanic, Rodrick is asian and their parents are white👍

[@rabies_baby]

Logic at its finest

[@jjd3hner544]

Diversity

[@indicolitearts8581]

Seems accurate

[@Eshalll.00]

The mom has to explain

[@funfionn2045]

@Walmart shopping KARTer what

[@RumbleBee1102]

I like how the kid playing Greg went from age 8 to 30 between movie 2 and 3 🤣

[@gizzleboi7901]

Are we just gonna skip over the fact that “not Greg” throws small children?

[@ShibuNub3305]

He’s like gramps from Spy Kids 3(D).

[@rabies_baby]

What are you talkin about I didn't see nothinnn

[@DidiTheCoolio]

@@rabies_baby no the movie

[@gooseegg617]

Zoo wee mama

[@alaina5365]

FR IT MADE ME SO MAD

[@tntdynamiteboom4411]

Dont get mad at him for thinking the last diary of a wimpy kid "wasn't that bad". He's had watched at least 5 asylum movies

[@coolguynick]

WELL IT AINT BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR

[@abdullahsaud1536]

@@coolguynick comedy

[@coolguynick]

@@abdullahsaud1536 *comedy* *100*

[@jaxsterminator8634]

Why would I get mad at him for saying it wasn't that bad, BECAUSE IT WAS THE BEST!! I've never seen anybody who agrees with me about the GODLY movie!!

[@pheilimobrien6634]

How the fuck did he not die?

[@ltb1345]

0:43 At that part in my DIY book, I wrote, "Wanna go on a date?" "I'm actually a boy." "Zoo-wee mama!"

[@danielcameron8616]

Femboys

[@ltb1345]

@@danielcameron8616 I guess young me was ahead of my time.

[@GP_1834]

@@ltb1345 you sir are a legend

[@rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm]

masterpiece

[@danielcameron8616]

LegoTurtle Brickfilms 🤣

[@doomkittydoomkitty]

i like how he actually pointed out good things about the movie instead of just calling it terrible the entire video and telling us things we've already heard a million times

[@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things]

He took a note from Nitro Rad

[@joseluissifuentes8639]

THE long haul's Rodrick looks like Teen Snape

[@glavxy7743]

Greg:The one that suffers all of the pain. (tbh he deserved it) Manny:The cause of half the problems in the series. Rodrick:Perfect(not including the new one) Dad:Mentally insane. Mom:Insanely accurate. Rowley:is so pure that he cleans everything he touches. Mac Digby:tHat'S hOw dIgby dO iT!

[@icecreamhero2375]

He did save them in the latest book.

[@kombomaster9141]

£î(€ ŷæ çû% : 👋

[@SonicHedgehog1991]

You mean ninja?

[@capootiscrepitoos]

You mean Margiblier?

[@reillymarshall9051]

DATS HOW DIGBY DO IT!!!!!

[@micahseverson9090]

Hated the long haul because my dad liked to say “that’s how Digby do it” whenever I did well in a video game.

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

I'm sorry

[@bennnny_prodz]

I’m deeply sorry for you

[@jockeyfield1954]

i can't tell if your dad is a legend or literally trying to murder you

[@yewweilim714]

@@jockeyfield1954 why not both

[@pheilimobrien6634]

9:34 of your Dad.

[@coltforceplayz5285]

Books: Dog Days is #4 and Long Haul is #9 Movies: Dog Days is #3 and Long Haul is #4 What is this sorcery

[@tutu-ft7ut]

Rowley:* Creates Zoo Wee Mama* Also everyone else: Ahh yes, a man of comedy

[@strongest_eggg]

"funniest shit ive ever seen"

[@kombomaster9141]

@@strongest_eggg yep

[@Cherno35]

Who else wants in the cult of Zoo Wee Mama?

[@--gato]

Except for Greg apparently

[@imagery5425]

@@Cherno35 :)

[@screwtapee]

Bolt: Susan is sane Susan in the book: *hello*

[@AngeryStonks]

Michael Hewitt-Clarke yep

[@leek1012]

the biggest mistake in the 4th movie: they got rid of the old rodrick. how could they?

[@jenna88m.]

It's cool that Jeff Kenny is still making books of diary of a Wimpy kid

[@thislookslikepatrick5070]

10:20 "Look how they massacred my boy."

[@generalgoose1290]

That smile is more horrifying then pennywise

[@stormyhasanopinion4598]

@@generalgoose1290 and Jeff the Killer, don't forget Annabelle.

[@Baconator3r]

@@stormyhasanopinion4598 he looks worse than a ogre and all of them combined

[@helpthisasian]

@@Baconator3r *s h r e k i s g r e a t t h o u g h*

[@gooseegg617]

Zoo wee mama

[@Stoopidxoolin]

The Rodrick of these films had a Michael Jackson type transition...

[@electric7671]

As if a simple garbage truck could take out Rodrick.

[@maxgrozema1093]

It was only meant to take out trash, not living gods

[@astrochaos4182]

The Long Haul is the Home Alone 3 of this franchise

[@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things]

No... It's the Home Sweet Home Alone of the franchise

[@chungusamongus3584]

The mother always felt so evil in the recast

[@m1la565]

I know but in the recast SUSAN IS BLONDE LIKE JUST WHY

[@rimabros98]

@@m1la565 Fun Fact: in the Long Haul book, it actually said that Susan at one point was actually blonde.

[@em.b3rr]

@@rimabros98 that is true when they were playing that car game

[@dcb99filmz]

It's Dark Knight Rises Catwoman....who was also Batgirl in the one with Arnie and the BAT CREDIT CARD

[@masongill821]

I read this as “the mother always felt so evil and racist”

[@chocobroly857]

I just learned recently the original actor for Rodrick was also a minor character in Saw 6. Yes, Rodrick was in Saw. Let that sink in

[@adrianaf1194]

yeah also his name is devon bostick

[@randomgaming1236]

Devon...? OH MY GAWWD

[@adrianaf1194]

RandomGaming 123 he’s also in a movie that’s coming out this month called words on bathroom walls 👉🏼👈🏼 he wears eyeliner there too

[@shadowofdread7018]

He also played young Ezio Auditore in an Assassins Creed prequel short-film called Assassins Creed Lineage. Really threw me for a loop but the film is pretty decent.

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

9:00 as soon as he said *AA-!* i got an ad so it was like one of those perfect cut screams

[@SquidGuy13]

same lol

[@opo-]

imma be honest rodrick dying with the quote “im sorry women” should’ve been in the movie

[@themorrigan7702]

Noooooo Rodrick can't die, but I need "I'm sorry women" on a shirt

[@reillymarshall9051]

Wich

[@zerxury]

i need more of Rodrick singing baby

[@bradparker1713]

Frank is a god and everyone only lives because he lets them. Even thanos fears him.

[@inifinidev3101]

Sometimes we fear him so much we forget our meanings as people

[@greatwesterngaming7956]

susan: *opens windows* Greg: *HIGH PITCHED DEMONIC SCREECHING*

[@WelshDorito]

Greg vampire

[@aribear514]

@@WelshDorito what’s wrong with being a vampire

[@greatwesterngaming7956]

Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with vampires. I've actually been thinking on making a FNaF (mabye) character who's a vampire. still need a name for him.

[@imagery5425]

@@aribear514 yeah… like Twil-

[@judeelaman1902]

Greg in the Long Haul looks like a mix between Jim Carrey and Nicholas Cage.