Diaspora Pains - Mkurugenzi Minisodes 4 Ep 5

[@Mkurugenziii]

Click on this link to apply for an Absa One Current Account. www.absabank.co.ke/personal/diaspora-banking/

[@kenkab2]

Website iko na shida. After you enter the ID information and click next, it crashes. It either gives you a message stating something about technical support, ama visit your nearest branch. Thanks

[@dorischirchir8552]

Mkuruu napenda hizi maform zako. Tukiulizwa tuseme ni Mkuruu ameturefer?

[@bukuino]

Great idea boss but sina number ya Kenya hapo kwa page ya kuisetup. Opening an acct in kenya has been impossible for me tried stanchart n equity. Was told i have to show i work in kenya which i don't ama nifungue diaspora acct which i really don't want juu ya double taxation juu US inafuata hiyo n I've already been taxed. So my idea ya kuskuma doo za kujenga home has come to a halt for years. I left kenya nikiwa form 2 so sikuwa na ID ama bank. I can use my fam's accts but comingling they funds n mine n ability to log in kuona balances becomes tricky esp coz i can have 150k usd to send so kuona how is been used is important to me. Also fam akakuwa ameshikilia ma millioni kadhaa za mjengo alafu they pass (coz life happens) kuanza kudeal na next of kin kuchukua zangu can be a nightmare... thinking thru all these scenarios has become impossible for me kuingia Kenya. It's unbelievable so sijui nitajenga aje n now I'm looking at other countries outside of the US kuinvest in real estate. Alafu anaa thing i didn't like i was told to qualify for the diaspora acct lazima nimake at least half a mil a month za kenya. N i have to maintain a balance n i cannot send a whole lot at once. I was just disappointed n tired. US kufungua acct is so easy it's crazy. Long story short if there's anaa way I can get a bank acct bila US kuifikia n I can have online banking I'd be forever grateful. Nimeshindwa kuingia stocks za Kenya pia similar issues. I do have a kra pin n kenyan ID fyi. Thanks Carol

[@gboymash]

Mkurugenzi tuletee headline hitters

[@JosephKimaniMkurugenzi254]

Mkuru lazma ukuje wewe ni WA diaspora ama any can do

[@nyabangafranklin2]

Mkuru, with this Kenya Haiti mission that’s just about to take place, si upigie wakuru story za hiyo mtaa, Haiti. Story za Papa Doc, Baby Doc and his wife Michele Bennet zitakuwa moto sana. Would be an entertaining way for Kenyans to get a glimpse of Haiti🙂🙂

[@HISTORYOFAMERU]

Hii iko na likes kibao Mkuuru unafaa utupee

[@TheAngleTv]

Kunywa mbili kwa bill yangu

[@iamhawardlee]

aki mkurugenzi ameni educate sana..mpeeni likes tukiwatch

[@MaryMacharia-vk9kb]

Me here waiting for mkuru na kesho nko na Cat ya saa mojaa😂😂 sijui nitumie mkuru hizo notes anipigie zikiwa kama stori❤😂😂

[@Mkurugenziii]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kamikariuki]

😅😅😅 you made my night

[@MaryMacharia-vk9kb]

@@kamikariuki vile inafaa!!😂😂

[@aidamelly4241]

Hii ni kali 😂

[@B.Nisa_ink]

Let me tell you maina that I have been in the shoe ya kulenga CAT for these stories mara kadhaaa😂😂

[@israelbaraka2767]

Who else to listen to right now if not abel AKA mkurugenzi 😅😅😂 can't wait

[@dennoh_phennal5754]

Mkuruu is a national treasure,,we appreciate him everyday for always,educating,entertaining and inspiring us

[@jeffersonkiptoo7681]

The energy in the Absa ad......🙌 .....ON POINT!!!

[@AbsaBankKenya254]

Thank you Jefferson!

[@bethwelkipchumba9080]

2025 hrs tuned in waiting for the minisode this is man is addictive

[@youngvikki254]

Wakurugenzi mniombee mazee nliibiwa Kila kitu kwa job...... otherwise am here to see mkuru doing what he does best

[@maryjoy694]

Woii ...😂😢

[@judahwillgofirst7964]

You are coming back, stronger and bigger,Amen

[@mercedesbenz2645]

Tebu ambia mkuru ii story atuambie vile kulienda

[@thekingslayer1661]

October 19th 2023, The Mkurugenzi family just hit the 500k subscribers. Congratulations to the family..... Mkurugenzi don't worry, cause you know why??????? Cause we GATCH YOU 📌💯

[@danielkioko6629]

Even though naipata late huku KZbin, i love the way Mkurugenzi huwa in touch na fans wake. Sijui kama watu wamegundua Mkuru reacts on every fans comments

[@kefaluminas286]

Achà nifutwe nikifuatilia minisodes zako utanipa hio kazi ya Spykes👍👍👍👍👍😃😃😀😀😀

[@ZADDYWALISA]

Baba yetu mkurugezi tunangoja bytha siwezi lala kabla sijaicheki🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@janetarus6602]

Same aki

[@arthurmedia4826]

Mkuru tulikumiss sana. Since live recording hatujakuona bana wengingine wetu tulianza kuwa na Mkuru fever> It's good to be back

[@josephmutua6091]

Kenyatta later on came to be my principal a no nonsense guy and... Mr . Kieka my history teacher.......

[@obuyacharles8839]

Sir mkuru .... We ndio baba ...sasa tutafutie hii kijana brilliant anaitwa brayo tuskie venye alikuja kuwa the best

[@billionheirs_know]

Worry no more kabsa coz Absa Got you Kabsa.

[@faithjerono4259]

Story ya Leo imekuwa short, sweet and a lesson to learn 😊

[@Ukversuskenya]

I was waiting for this.😢 Mpaka mtu anashidwa... there is no one to trust with investing yet, the money is there.. time ticking...it's not been easy. Thank You Mkuru, will open the account.

[@mauriceadongo3504]

Road to 500k 🎉🎉 from 3k subscribers nikianza,,Osiepe Wakuru Nikanye❤

[@sheilahvugutsa8509]

This Kenyan 😂😂 notification pekee imenipea anxiety maridadiiiiiiiiiiii..... style mwafaka ya kumaliza wikendi ❤❤

[@simonmutua5085]

Wonderful stuff Mkuru 💯👏 Wadau tufikeni 500k subscribers ,,Only 2k remaining!! Mimi leo nimeleta wasee watano onboard!😊🎉🎉🥳lets do this guys!

[@kuijo1]

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[@aidamelly4241]

Mkuru ambia bi mkuru ukona wives kama solomon 😂 ..yaani the love tukwendete muno kasee 💜💜💜💜🥳

[@mathendumax]

listening to this guy first thing in the morning just gets my day moving 😉

[@Judemwenda-hz7gh]

Mkurugezi iyo ruku iko safi bana

[@Zayden001]

Hii kenya tunaishi kaa Newyork 😂 Murungezi to the world 🌎

[@lemmo254official9]

The guru we've been waiting for...😊😋much love mkuru..aka Kimani

[@lemmo254official9]

Manze pia hii story ya Israel tunaidai in details 😂from the mouth of the King story telling 🎉🎊👏

[@personanon-grata]

Si mkuruu aanze kuunda movie za storie zingine. Story ya ku topple serikali ya moi na pia story za akina wanugu. Hizo ni movie moto sana.

[@JosephKimaniMkurugenzi254]

Truly mkurugenzi never disappoint

[@Benitoh1]

Short story but Soo educative,,, Thanks Mkuru 👊💯

[@antonyobara8382]

Mkuru stories ndio zifanya nikeep going huku Gulf Qatar..Thanks Mr.Abel mkuru

[@Shirleen_momma]

The best story teller there is in KZbin 💞💞💞💞 napenda kazi yako mkurugenzi

[@JaydenJose01]

Notification iko on mkurugenzi....kaende sana 😅

[@annbrenda2394]

The medicine to my depressed self...lotsa love mkuru...btw my brother introduce me to your stories mpaka tulimchange jina tukaanza kumwita mkuru...cheers for making my day always...❤️❤️🙏

[@xtianjeshi]

May Jesus lift you Ann

[@jaynenjenga3718]

@anne hugs and lots a love

[@tonnyndundahse69]

If you dont want depression with you money keep it in your account, ABSA got your back, thank you mkurugenzi, vile watu wanaoshwa mtaa its bad

[@AbsaBankKenya254]

You got that right Tonny. Our priority is to always safeguard the funds in your account.

[@fishwear391]

Diastory is becoming addictive like HH

[@zipwangui]

Same happened to me in gulf and my con friend was in Australia.He was a high school friend as well. He started by acting like he was doing so well there, only for him to reach out at some point saying he was in a fix.......long long story. Guys you can be conned by anyone even by people in diaspora 😂. Be very vigilant.

[@taniamerchant4603]

Thanks Mkuru for ABSA. 👍💯💯

[@AbsaBankKenya254]

Thank you!

[@christineotieno7880]

Never trust someone you haven't seen for years assuming they are the same person. Kitakuramba. I learnt the hard way and they don't have any sort of remorse.

[@funnyandnetflixshows9303]

Thenks for educating us Mkuru. We appreciate.

[@selestineakelo8019]

I have subscribed before I get dumbed on my birthday.Mkuru for life

[@denisgitonga4258]

Noma sana. Hiyo jamaa Anika yeye. Fanyia yeye hii kitu

[@Dadiso_Kungawo]

This is very encouraging especially to people in diaspora

[@kevinwaweru2353]

Thanks for the advice about Absa...cheers.

[@B.Nisa_ink]

Sijui nilichelewa wapi lakini❤ Mkuru is the opium of the Art lovers🎉❤

[@sarahkaranjamuhoro6041]

Congratulations Mkuru and Phill Pale Netflix mmetunjenga vilivyo.

[@stephenngware3558]

ABSA is absa-lutely the banking option 😂😂

[@AbsaBankKenya254]

Thank you Stephen!

[@AventusMax]

​@@AbsaBankKenya254can I use it while in Kenya also while saving?

[@bensonndungu1608]

What a way to end My week....Wonderful content💯💯

[@kimfilmspromedia6138]

I never liked this bank, bt since it's from you mkuru, I love you absa, right away nafungua account

[@Josh_17.]

Mkuru always a vibe to me❤

[@patrickmutua1125]

Mkuru,,,,,,who is waiting to hear #MAKOSA NI YANGU😂😂😂

[@jaynenjenga3718]

Before I watch..... Mkuru, road to 500k subscribers. Kudos! 900k by end year.

[@modanayeye]

Watching this episode while tunaingia 500k Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉 mkurugenzi 🔥🔥💯

[@carlmax2221]

Nikifika diaspora kwa mapenzi ya mungu nitakusimulia kisa

[@bornashae777]

Mkuru mwenyewe Much love❤🎉

[@susanmukami]

😂😂😂Salome ndio uomba kila morning??next spike aombe,next stii alafu mkuru......but kama si maombi ya Salome aki nakwambia weeeeeeuuuh!mkuru God is continuing blessing your work

[@Mkurugenziii]

*Salimo

[@josphatnjoroge-hq3us]

Wakurugenzi 🎉 💪 following @Absa

[@vadrinenjeri9932]

Mkuru the fact that nimeskia ulimaliza high-school the same year as me I feel humbled kama kawa saudi 🇸🇦 Dammam represented here

[@sojaboi4958]

Mkuru diastories story zà Qatar na dubs tumekawia sana but I know soon you will deliver something good to us🤜👑

[@nancygitonga4860]

Hii staff ya absa ni kama Mkuruu read my thoughts from afar,,, i needed this, 💟💟

[@unitedsupply6371]

Mpaka wazazi wana tunyorosha mkuru, human beings are wicked😢😢

[@wachekemburu5680]

Bahati yake ni ati God doesn't bless from face value but the heart. His heart was in the right place and the way God will continue to bless him and restore what he lost itakua muuoto you will host him for a testimony. Very sad but atakua sawa tu♥️

[@linnettkariuki851]

Half a million subscribers on it... Soooner 😊

[@poison5413]

I was waiting for this congratulations for 500k subs🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Live.On.Air047]

Champions lagues pia ni diastories iwatese man u ❤ na arsenal ❤

[@morgambo_budman]

AAAH TUMEGONGA SOO TANO❤‍🔥❤‍🔥❤‍🔥

[@antoomike743]

My role model 🎉🎉🎉

[@dzackoginade91]

Mkuru anapaka hawa financial institutions mafuta lakini design wanatuosha acha tu.

[@gboymash]

Mkuru headline hitters buana

[@mercykiki4667]

I made a bright decision to drop school and pursue mkurus channel. Better than school ❤😂😂

[@judahwillgofirst7964]

my sister got accounts kwa banks kadhaa, but alifungua account na Absa last year, wakampea loan yet it was her first time, though walifuata statement ya banks na Mpesa,she has really grown with Absa,, i hope hawatakubalisha ukora kama yenye iko kwa a certain bank (this bank used to be the best bank, but these days ni pesa tu za wenyewe zinapotea, they insist umepeana your pin, but ni inside job.huwa wanahangaisha mtu ,mpaka you give up.

[@Breezemovies254]

Still on time,,,watching from ngoigwa Thika🎉🎉

[@Meroka_a.b.a]

I ❤ your stories mkuru

[@janetarus6602]

Watching from Toronto! Walai Nafungua kesho.

[@siahientertainment]

Watching live from shakahola. 😅😢

[@DtechEnterprises]

heart touching

[@victorychelangat9724]

Sitakubali kukufa kaa sijaona Abel Mutua❤

[@bevolineonchieku2180]

You're a natural..😊

[@mteule_tole]

Mkurugenzi maaaahn 😂🎉 u owe me stories za high on heroine😂 nilenge tuh utafffrrraaaaaiiiaa

[@KhaliMufti]

Anariiiiiiiiiiiiisk 😁😂😂😂

[@mteule_tole]

@@KhaliMufti anarisk kuangushiwa kinyesi kwa breakfast 🤣🤣na.kunguru

[@KhaliMufti]

@@mteule_tole anariiiiiiiiiiiiisk kudungwa shindano na doc Dem Kwa hagaaa 😂😂😂

[@The_one_11114]

Mkurugenzi mm niko na story what a gwan ❤

[@victornjagi6081]

Thanks Mkuru bana hiyo stuff ya Absa imenihelp sana transaction nliwa nalia kila saa thanks champ n for Absa bank

[@mercykiki4667]

Mkuru please on the next headline hitters tupigie story ya Aeroflot Flight 593. It's super interesting. Please please ❤❤

[@KevinManaseh]

Headline hitters ....mkuru 😂😂..ongeza😂

[@wachiraedd1235]

Abel is one of the people we really need in this country maze

[@BrianCosta-pp4di]

Nikikosa mbs sina amani juu nitamiss story za mkuru but thanks lazima ni watch road to Netflix here we go

[@dayanahsamans9806]

Thank you God bless experience I have weee

[@theesavo003]

Niko rada mbaya.

[@asherkaruga3324]

Mkuru just make a merchandise for everything (Except bra na kamisi) hazivaliwi siku hizi😅😅

[@Malindian_icon]

mkurugenzi himself 🔥🔥🔥🔥👋👋

[@simonkuria6554]

Kariandusi was just chilling…😅😅😅

[@bettysimon3472]

@MKURUGENZI, tuambie story ya Tomaso, tukingoja ya Isreal na Palestine

[@MaureenMakena-ln4xp]

Why are you describing my current life Abel????True stroy😢

[@stephenosogo6094]

Please kama uko hapa kwa mkuru make sure umeskia dynastie volume 2.1 ya Le padre ferre gola 🔥🔥🔥

[@RicksVivial]

Ndio kutake position sasa na juice we can't miss without

[@danielkigen2934]

Mkuru had me at "Roadtrip to Kariandusi."😂😂

[@calvinjabali4014]

Sijui kama ni mimi solo nimekua na kiu ya kuskiza huyu mkenya😂😂aaah jamani 😂🎉🎉

[@lucywangui5378]

Tuko wengi

[@gichdee]

Kuna dee oh gee tulisoma nayo iliniosha 6k. My being broke was my luck. Alikuwa anataka 100k. Trust no one.

[@Jumanji_Dev]

Umechomaa sasa Mkuruu 😂😂 Lakini just landed 💯

[@candycate1445]

Karibu nimiss mkuru,,lots of love