Did You Know Batman Is Terrified Of Wonder Woman?

#wonderwoman is actually one of the fiercest heroes in the #dcuniverse and there isn't many times we see heroes voice geniune concern over her going bad, unless its #batman of course. #shortsvideo #dcu #dccomics #fypシ #fyp

[@DanExclaims]

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[@RichardMitchell-nk9ec]

The criminals in real life are stronger than the whole justice league just drugs alone

[@Texas.T]

Wonder woman's weakness in BDSM by a man . Look it up if a man subdued her with any rope or her own laso she is powerless. 😅

[@micahdeck9553]

Also forgot that Batman has stolen most of the other heroes girlfriends accidentally on several occasions

[@drakox9603]

I think the best way to take down. Wonder woman is she's a traditional warrior So fight her as unusually as you can

[@askredditstudios8055]

Romans 10:9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

[@internetperson573]

Supes: so what’s your plan for Wonder Woman? Batman: I was kinda hoping you’d just kick the shit outta her tbh

[@rickydupuy2670]

😂f4real

[@kieranadamson3224]

I mean what the fuck else can they do? Flash probably has a good chance to because Flashes are pretty damn powerful when the writers need them to be but even most Leaguers at least in a 1v1 would get skull fucked.

[@archangelandre4180]

​@@kieranadamson3224 That's Right Flash, Superman & Martian Man Can Definitely Teach Her A Lesson

[@crowsenpai5625]

Clark “ok, but what if both of us turn evil?” Batman “we’ll try not to let that happen.”

[@GiggyWiggy2086]

​@@kieranadamson3224every flash weakness is THE WRITERS

[@cantaloupegodling352]

Superman: "What's the contingency for Wonder Woman?" Batman: "Hands. More specifically your hands because I'm not fighting that."

[@liayo]

W comment

[@1destinyslegacy]

And that's why Bats is the smartest man on the JL. .

[@user-nb8tk6hh6x]

Man knows his limits he’s been able to admit it before he’s aware he’s still human.

[@MixerHaven1975]

I'm dying, 😂😂😂

[@BeeMusic2024]

Batman can distract for a few seconds.

[@justaguylyingontheroad]

"It's empty." "Think outside the box, clark."

[@JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579]

"I said, Hop. IN."

[@SolidSpiderLink]

That was clever 😁👍

[@mahinshisir5148]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kaiocrap6965]

lol 😂😂

[@justinblake8852]

Clark: All I can see is just air 👀

[@ultima5720]

Superman: "Ok, but what if both Wonder Woman AND I go bad?" Batman: "That'd just be injustice."

[@WannabeWryter]

Wink to camera Superman: Don't reference that story I hate every part of it. Batman: You don't hate much farm boy. Nightwing: Tom Taylor knows did what he did Jonathan Kent: it's never going away, 😢. I'm stuck like this, .... with this. Superboy-Prime: want me to talk to him?

[@randomguy8140]

*injustice theme starts*

[@Heavenly_Father]

"then I'll make some pills"

[@eudacye709]

@@WannabeWryterway too long

[@SuperMegaGaelourde]

​@@eudacye709That's what your mom said

[@Miggypg]

Batman: Here’s her weakness *opens the case with a mirror* Superman: Oh, a mirror. Batman: No, it’s you, Clark.

[@kevinh4042]

"Glass ceiling, Clark. The most popular character always comes out on top. They'll never let us take a backseat to a woman".

[@Turdeous]

Batman: *opens the case with a mirror* Superman: She’s scared of her looks?

[@Bored4Days]

What if he use the mirror master technology and trap her in the mirror dimension until she starve to death?

[@megaultradamn]

​@@Bored4Days uhhh.... She... Wraps her lasso around the mirror to force it to... Bring her back to her true reality ?

[@akrybion]

Alfred opening the Box to clean the contents: "Am I... a superhero?

[@justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804]

"This is... empty?" "Get in the box Clark."

[@carotidartery2455]

This comment is so underrated.

[@WetCrumbz669]

This is gold.

[@aidanforman5950]

That has to be the next Solid JJ video. I can just imagine it already. 😂

[@gazetronix]

😙👌

[@ruturajbhoi3300]

i read a lot of comments but this comment is the only one that made me laugh.🤣🤣

[@C4rrots]

Superman: What’s Wonder Woman’s contingency? Batman: Equal rights means equal fights, Clark.

[@DanExclaims]

EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL LEFTS

[@nahshonromans6917]

😂🤣😁

[@ShatteredGlass916]

"So what's her weakness Bruce?" "The fists Clark . . . it's rated E for Everyone"

[@tmbpotatoe5975]

fair is fair, that's what i say

[@dskatyusha6282]

Wasn’t she weak against Hipnosis?

[@wilykat]

Superman: "The box is empty Bruce" Batman: "I know Clark. I was hoping you'd have something to donate"

[@lssjvegeta7103]

Bats collecting that 50k debt supes owes him

[@wilykat]

@@lssjvegeta7103 LOL. I can't imagine superman owing any debt. This is a dude who can easily grab a piece of coal and apply enough pressure to make it into a diamond.

[@lssjvegeta7103]

@@wilykat theoretically that would be true but supes held back by his own morality and ethics

[@Chupacabbra1121]

@@lssjvegeta7103what makes that immoral if he goes to Home Depot and pays for it lol

[@marlonthomas2713]

Clark “Sighs. Unzips pants” 😂😂

[@stephoncox5778]

Just imagining batman yelling "CLARK" while running away from Dianna.

[@muliwayne629]

You got this my guy🏃

[@kannan07]

Reminds me of his plan for superman when him and greenlantern where "fighting him" "You got a plan?" "Yes,run"

[@drysoup3017]

I can imagine her slowly stomping behind him, like a movie villain, while he runs away useing everything he has, full throttle.

[@sugardady1019]

@@drysoup3017then the moment she flies to give him a head splitting punch, Superman comes out nowhere and blocks.

[@drysoup3017]

@@sugardady1019 what does super do after? Fight her to stall, or flirt to stall her?

[@RodTimed]

"Clark the moment you became the symbol of justice your hands became rated E for everything"

[@Scoota6392]

The hammers of justice you mean😂

[@RodTimed]

@@Scoota6392 have you seen the "hands are rated E for everyone" meme

[@mangamango5569]

@@RodTimed “The hammer of Justice is unisex.” Batman in Batman: The Brave and the Bold.

[@TheMelMan]

@@mangamango5569 I LOLed the first time I saw that episode.

[@JustBlaze777-ic8sw]

Pin of pride 📌

[@sacfoojesta5197]

Superman excitedly telling Wonder Woman: “Batman doesn’t have a contingency plan against both of us together!”

[@All-mightssecretlovechild]

Meanwhile Batman: Hello Lois, I have some news about clark and Diana that you'll love to hear

[@RtistiqSkubie]

​@@All-mightssecretlovechild😂😂😂 bruh... you're trying to take an alternate path to Injustice😂

[@karthikeyan53]

​@@All-mightssecretlovechild😂😂😂😂😂

[@samuelbekele3601]

Hypnotize Superman and make him fight WW

[@nickalex4235]

Remember Kingdom come Clark and Diana? Yeah they would totally talk like this in that particular Universe

[@tonythaler8472]

Superman "So her weakness is an white dirty shirt." Batman "Yes, Clark, I call it the wife beater. Now put it on."

[@Mori-gm2mc]

LOL

[@AnthonyHousand]

Superman: so what is her weakness Batman: it’s you or Alfred drugged up on a Superman pill

[@tbuckley2031]

Bruce: Alfred prepare the grappling gun for hardcore consensual bondage

[@joshuarobinson6011]

Alfred on the injustice pill would kill her 💀😂

[@AnthonyHousand]

I mean if someone touch Bruce they will need to pray as they has set a timer for there deaths

[@DanKen139]

I pay to see that fight.

[@pepe-zj6cn]

Alfred: "Sir, I didn't use the kryptonian pill, I just took a viagra"

[@nathanblanck9566]

And yet… one of her biggest villains is a damn cheetah💀

[@stevenstraker5105]

More like a superhuman werecat (aptly named Cheetah) that can fight on par with WW, with superior mobility. In some incarnations, she's even the avatar of a goddess, further amping up her abilities

[@nathanblanck9566]

@@stevenstraker5105 bro it’s a joke, I know cheetah is super powerful. Like if she wasn’t then it would be silly, but if you think about it most of Batman’s villains are wack and so are flash’s and Superman’s. Comic book villains were more about being distinct I feel, rather than making a ton of sense most of the time. My personal opinion, curious what u think tho

[@Red_J_Hood]

U know that cheetah is on par and even faster than some speedsters. She is already faster than wonder woman.

[@stevenstraker5105]

@@nathanblanck9566 yeah they all have at least one weirdo, like mr myxlplyx, animal-vegetable-mineral man, kiteman, onomatapeia... yeah weirdos are rampant. Then again, our heroes are kind of weirdos themselves, running around in tights and bright colors, lol

[@marcosrivera4540]

Magic

[@Byrnethedestroyer]

Her only weakness is the extreme inconsistency that plagues all comic book characters lmfao.

[@loadedburrito6699]

Honestly, the comic industry is throwing whatever at the wall and hoping it sticks at this point.

[@sldarwin5615]

I’ve heard some comics where Wonder Woman is told to fight superman by Zeus or some shit and she absolutely fucks him up, breaks his arm or some shit. Then other universes will have her barely able to beat cheetah

[@Byrnethedestroyer]

@@sldarwin5615 And yet others where superman just breaks the universe by flexing his dick lmaooooo.

[@SuiteBid]

The amount of times she gets capped by a bullet is also funny.

[@akaiyoru2681]

Her weakness used to be to be tied up by a man didn't it?

[@Frank_Horrigan1]

Opens the box Superman: it's just a six pack of beer Batman: your gonna go all 1900s on her ass

[@JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579]

"and put on this white tank-top"

[@darthjekyll3648]

Do you know superman was a giy in the past who'd be the one to fight the sterotypical wife beater? To save all, you have to become what you hate.​@JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579

[@deandrenicholas2545]

​@@JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579it also has to be kinda dirty

[@skubaRu7]

😭😭😭😭

[@Tar_Pick_Piano]

On

[@Masi_vibez]

“Well then what’s the plan Bruce?” Batman:”you’re gonna have to hit her, and I mean really hard.”

[@samphadhavihara4035]

"Giggity giggity goo". 😜

[@proboy2372]

Piccolo: ...that sounds like something Goku would.say.

[@iananderson4754]

​@@proboy2372and remember that time you've never beaten him

[@lssjvegeta7103]

God DAMN it kakarot

[@indradracolich]

"What's the plan for her" "Y'all are gonna throw hands and the rest of us are going to watch on a building with popcorn 😊"

[@chiefbawor_thegr8966]

"I mean, Come on guys. She's a Wo-"

[@nahshonromans6917]

😂🤣😆

[@ayaan3595]

Lol this mad me laugh so much

[@spectralpeeper]

How'd the meeting go, batman?

[@chiefbawor_thegr8966]

@@spectralpeeper *sobs* *sobs* I DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN THEIR STUPID GROUP ANYWAY *sobs* *sobs*

[@cnk9822]

*Proceeds to beat the shit out of you* 💀

[@reesejohnson58]

What’s even more badass is that generally he says that the contingency plan for himself is the ENTIRE justice league

[@9895_]

I mean, with his contingencies, he can pretty much 1v1 any of them. They've gotta swarm him before he's able to use all of them

[@danielkou7932]

But he can't 1v1 wonder woman?

[@reesejohnson58]

@@danielkou7932 Well he says that because he has contingencies to beat the whole justice league so he can take them all down individually. Wonder woman’s contingency is Superman, though Batman can take down Superman and everyone else. I see your point that wonder woman alone could be Batman’s contingency, but I also think he can evade her long enough that, he may not be able to beat her, but she isn’t a threat to his life. Also, he could probably find a way to defeat her if that’s his goal alone, just as he usually has his best plans of winning when he’s at his lowest point.

[@raptorjesus3894]

@@danielkou7932 The contingency plans are designed as non-lethal ways of subduing the Justice League, Batman has plenty of options of outright killing them should he turn evil.

[@Isabella-vx3bc]

@@reesejohnson58 see I was thinking more along the lines that the first to go in that case would have to be WW He would have to manipulate Supes into it, convince him they have to activate her contingency plan, and just watch them destroy each other After that is a breeze So they definitely need to come all at once, but hey avoiding until you find the solution is as realistic as it gets.

[@frankenwaifu8092]

If this was written back in the Golden-Age or Silver-Age, WW's box would probably have bondage gear inside.

[@All-mightssecretlovechild]

Superman: so what's the plan bruce Batman: BDSM clark

[@giin97]

Ah yes, nothing like a superhero with the weakness of: "restrained from behind by a man."😂

[@Bladescorpion83]

Bat-bondage gear

[@crhu319]

I feel we legit can handle this again. Prudishness has no place at DC lol.

[@bizzaroblake2519]

Specifically her lasso as if she was bound by a man with her lasso or bound by a man, she's defenseless until she was released from the binding.

[@rmisionero]

Wonder Woman's weakness is a writer from the 1950s.

[@kanae3953]

why what happen with her with that writer ?

[@xrosso6515]

​@@kanae3953i'm not sure if "rmisionero" mean that,but in the old comics her weakness was being cuffed/ropped,i think the author was in bondage so have made being reinstrained her weakness

[@MrSealYoGirl]

​@@xrosso6515 so her weakness was bdsm

[@HavocPrime8989]

@@MrSealYoGirl Specifically her bracelets had to have chains welded together. If you tied/chained her up normally, she would break out instantly. It had to do with the fact that her bracelets, called Bracelets of Subjugation, were symbols of when the Amazons were enslaved by Hercules. And yes, her original author was into BDSM and polyamory.

[@stephencollins9062]

​@@MrSealYoGirlyeah

[@franciscocolorado3028]

"I had a plan that included a rope, but apparently it doesn't work anymore so, until I figure out a new one you're the acting contingency plan"

[@Tigery760]

To be fair it's not something that he'd have much knowledge on since how often is Wonder Woman tied up, especially by man. You'd have to KO her and at that point is the rope really better than just continuously wailing on her?

[@joseguadalupemartineztorre9702]

​@@Tigery760the original story for WW was a guy with a bondage kink, so it was more common than you think. He also purposely got her tired up in certain positions so kids could get desensitized to bondage

[@NJ-eo2oc]

​@@Tigery760Good look ko her when she tanked universal explosions before and withstood Zeus attacks

[@Yumao420]

​@@joseguadalupemartineztorre9702it wasn't only that, it's actually crazier. She is the Wonder Woman because she was a literal representation of both of his partners

[@butterflyera2399]

@@joseguadalupemartineztorre9702desensitizing kids to bondage…? Tell me its not as bad as i think 😭

[@ninja7raizo-z615]

Superman: So Bruce, what’s the plan for Wonder Woman? Batman: How about you kick her ass bro?

[@Tchernodawg]

"She has no weaknesses or vulnerabilities" Tell that to Darkseid in Justice League: Dark

[@UmarFarukS985]

Took his eye yeah?

[@metamorphosisclagaborphisi3926]

@@UmarFarukS985nigga turned her into a cyborg slave 😂

[@darrylw1038]

She got rocked in JL Dark!

[@xionvixon3387]

​@@darrylw1038everone did. Bad writing and making characters stupid

[@IrocReborn]

Also, the fact that Batman didn’t contest against Supes plan, but the fact that Supes made the plan and not Batman. Military tactics 101, you never use your whole force to attack someone’s home turf. Who did they leave behind to defend home base, street fighters. Riiiiiiiiiight.

[@Broken9Arrow]

I love that Batman made a super Batman robot for his own contingency.

[@kieranadamson3224]

Yeah and that thing fucking ROCKED him. Even the League couldn't actually do anything about it.

[@darrylferguson3622]

​@kieranadamson3224 Batman has a problem of over-engineering things. Batman: I need a system to keep an eye on the heroes I don't trust - Creates Brother-Eye instead of planting bugs in their houses - Brother Eye works too well and decides to take care of any heroes that "step out of line" for Bruce. Now Bruce has to fight a Super A.I trying to murder heroes, throwing his reputation in the League in the dirt

[@mohamedkamara7701]

@@darrylferguson3622honestly batman need to be more simple halve the hero can even stop normal human in this world spy gear he did need to be that extra

[@EthanFelixReigns]

Wonderwoman couldn't beat the robot

[@EthanFelixReigns]

​@@darrylferguson3622it is like saying that about Ironman

[@jblanisme972]

“The box is empty” “Yeah no if she turns we’re all f*cked”

[@gluegoblin2270]

😂😂😂

[@maxgriffin696]

Superman: Hey, Bruce? Why is Diana's folder blank? Batman: Yeahhh, about that. How do you feel about domestic abuse? Superman: ...You don't mean- Batman: Come on Clark, who the hell else is it gonna be? Oliver Queen? Imma need you to get OK with some very not OK shiz real fast, my guy.

[@HoodBallZ]

Bravo my guy 😂😂😂

[@alexbrady7845]

Need this scene in the next injustice 😂

[@ekkobellick939]

It depends on who writes The comic, but Zeus can strip down gods with relative ease.

[@mariobadia4553]

​​@@ekkobellick939yeah but he has to do it when he's not f****** every woman with a pulse. I find it super weird that he hasn't knocked up at least half of the Island

[@jonulrick4353]

😂😂😂😂

[@joelpena209]

Believe or not, her original weakness was bondage. She loses her strength if got tied up

[@ked49]

*by a man

[@SourSkillit]

Ah yes, Wonder Woman's classic weakness, BDSM.

[@joelpena209]

@@SourSkillit yea 😆

[@konrad8541]

​@@SourSkillityes, because she was originally written as a "fan service"

[@SourSkillit]

@@konrad8541 indeed

[@Nirvaxi_Editz]

Superman: wtf is her contingency plan batman: our early access to voting rights

[@DaFoolish1]

No dishes to wash

[@arguing_goat1481]

"I'm Not gonna hit a woman" "Womp womp"

[@volktol4432]

As much as I love the relationship between Clark and Bruce, I’d like to see one more built up between Bruce and Barry, like Clark, they can relate in many ways

[@kwayneboy1524]

I think the DCEU had that pretty well as Bruce was practically mentoring him and even taugh him how to fight in the tie in comics.

[@mahiyatsafiyullah7103]

It's in the comics they both speak about cases a lot since both are in that field.

[@udiar]

In the comics Bruce has thought Barry how to fight effectively using his speed. Any time Barry needs help with a case he goes to Bruce. In fact I believe Bruce even admits that he looks up to Barry more than he does superman because Barry always stops whenever a citizen needs help no matter what it may be and is more grounded than superman.

[@TheRealHerbaSchmurba]

@@kwayneboy1524DCEU with fake Barry and fake Bruce who always smiles, cracks jokes and kills people.

[@Nolabray21]

Very true alot of barry and batman storys are great, my favourite was the reverse flash fighting batman and batman knowing he had to just fight for a minute

[@fkz5797]

Superman: "whats wonder womens contingency plan" Batman: "You get to clap sum cheeks clark..."

[@josephpena6181]

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@HJ10]

Superman: “What’s wonder womens contingency plan?” Batman: *opens box containing a condom with a Superman logo and a mixtape* You know what you have to do Clark

[@tonychopper9142]

Batman: "give her some of that super d and hit the ignore button 😂😂😂"

[@Brickedaboss07]

This now my headcanon

[@Weirdman20]

Lois: *Sneezes*

[@qusaymarashdeh3653]

Clark: what is your plan for Wonder Woman? Bats: well you got two hands, put them to use

[@birthofcrusade4123]

Superman: "What's your plan for Wonder Woman." Batman: *Holds up a mirror*

[@earendurvoneinzbern7585]

"Remember kids, a smart man knows when it's time to run like a bitch!" Desert Punk probably

[@thewanderer4336]

"YOUR MOTHERS A DIRTY WHORE!" Definitely Desert Punk

[@streetough]

Loved Desert Punk

[@DishyLemon]

Hell yeah, Desert Punk

[@DEarls-ye9tz]

Sunabouzuuuuuuuuu

[@the1savagebeast]

Wonder Woman's weakness is her lasso. Tie her up and she'll confess her weaknesses. She might be strong enough to break her lasso, but not before the first question is asked.

[@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286]

Exactly

[@SirG.L.RIC.KAGE-Esq]

Wrong universe.

[@the1savagebeast]

​@@SirG.L.RIC.KAGE-Esq yes and no. Wonder Woman has also been classified at a goddess level. To have her fight until she's completely exhausted would be nearly impossible for any of the other superheros or super villains. She would more than likely get bored before showing any sign of fatigue of mind or body. So the quickest defeat would be her lasso of truth.

[@ClockworkGearhead]

@@the1savagebeast Which is dumb writing, honestly. For her and Superman's power creep.

[@xavierrivera3407]

Is that really a major weakness when it works for everybody? That’s like saying my weekness was is a bullet… like yeah no shit it’s a bullet, lol. A more super hero example is Martin man hunter and his big weekness being fire… like yeah it’s fire, lol.

[@___zeke___7581]

“What’s your contingency for Diana?” “ misogyny, Clark”

[@wholelottarey6070]

Bro does not know what misogyny is💀

[@nunyabiznes33]

"Don't worry about the HR Clark, they've been told not to interfere".

[@god.usopp2yearsago115]

Bro is uneducated 💀

[@josephpena6181]

Lol um batman I can't fight a girl that misogynistic and such what u gonna do ask me break her fingers too

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

Bro's brains have been scrambled by the woke 💀

[@ghostface9171]

Superman: its empty? Batman: its because i dont give a Fu...

[@static1217]

That thumbnail is what he's scared of. She has cakes that he can't handle. It terrifies both Bruce and Batman at once 😂

[@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286]

no, he can beat her

[@ckashsantana1795]

​@@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286😏

[@NJ-eo2oc]

​@@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286Nice joke. he got destroyed in a nanosecond 😂

[@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286]

Nope, he didn't.@@NJ-eo2oc

[@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286]

No.@@NJ-eo2oc

[@McMahonHater]

I don't think Batman is actually afraid of anyone, he's just aware of the fact that Wonder Woman is dangerous opponent.

[@groscaramelmou2583]

Batman IS afraid of everyone, that's why he got plans to deal with everyone, if he wasn't afraid, being a regular human fighting along with demigods and invincible aliens, he would be a complété fool, and he isnt.

[@MiketheNerdRanger]

Not in the sense that he's constantly shitting his pants every time he sees Wonder Woman walk down the hallway, but having to fight someone *that* powerful with *no weaknesses at ALL* would terrify anyone.

[@McMahonHater]

@@MiketheNerdRanger This is why they should have kept the Magic Belt deal like they had in the TV series from the 70s.

[@yhebebe]

Imagine if darkseid was part of the justice league, wouldn't you be wary what he can do if he turned against you, same case for ww

[@McMahonHater]

@@yhebebe You wouldn't let him join. You'd invite him over, and kill him.

[@AndyfnB]

There should have just been a picture of Clark in the case. "No you literally just hit her until she comes to her senses and listens to me, or you kill her."

[@S_N1.]

😭 she can kill superman

[@AndyfnB]

​@@S_N1. If she has a kryptonite bra on maybe...

[@jaymills85]

Batman should've left a mirror 🪞 in the empty box for superman to see who can stop her!!

[@Celtic_Blade]

Have another Amazon tie her up. It’s a weakness and a kink!

[@Maskedmenace8267]

Good to see others remeber

[@Mi-Jung_Kim-tq2bl]

she break free from her lasso as she has done it before

[@Eric6761]

​@@Mi-Jung_Kim-tq2blbut that's the neat part, she won't

[@boi8378]

@@Mi-Jung_Kim-tq2blyeah but whenever she does that she either gets put out of commission like in red sun she just became severely weakened or mental snapped.

[@Vugtis_El_VillaVODS]

It has to be a man that ties her up. So Batman's Bat Bolos should work if the weakness is still in effect

[@johnpaulgonzalez9016]

Once a month even superman can't handle wonderwoman

[@yeggeg]

Hes strong, but not *that* strong

[@jaypeadieL611]

The red flood creates the red rage her strongest ability aside from the legendary karen mode

[@spin-brickz7557]

💀

[@mariobadia4553]

​@@jaypeadieL611legendary super Karin

[@kannan07]

​@@yeggegno,he is that strong, it's just people like to complain about him being too strong so writers nerf him to oblivion sometimes

[@easternwoyer3876]

Contingency for Wonder Woman, call her dad

[@kwayneboy1524]

Does Zeus listen to mortals? I just have Clark just push her into the sun

[@Potato_Sama]

​@@kwayneboy1524that wouldn't kill her

[@mariobadia4553]

Are we sure that does not result in him raping her just like half of the women he encounters.

[@UmarFarukS985]

@@kwayneboy1524 she’s immune to temperatures thanks to hestia

[@juliandacosta6841]

She doesn't have a dad she has a creator.

[@jotarokirby5757]

"The Hammer of Justice is Unisex"

[@MogulMogul]

In injustice he had to convince Zeus to pull the dad card in order to defeat her and even that didnt last very long

[@9751matt]

Why did All Father stop the Old gods from intervening? It was stupid but I cant remember what it was. (Same as Myx choosing pure evil instead of normal chaos by taking over the Spectre)

[@UmarFarukS985]

@@9751mattMxy didn’t take over spectre That was joker with his powers

[@9751matt]

@@UmarFarukS985 I'm talking about the Myx is Spectre Injustice Year 3 plotline genius, not the Emperor Joker plotline. Emperor Joker didn't happen in Injustice. They are two completely unrelated events.

[@cindywomack1113]

Makes me wonder if Diana finally has 'contingency plans' for the Greek/Roman pantheon mix ....considering how often they messed with her and the Amazons and didnt help humanity in general.@@9751matt

[@RaphBlade7]

Wonder if Injustice Wonder Woman figured out Batman's contingency and that's why she decided to become Superman's new GF? So basically Batman's contingency hinges on Superman and Wonder Woman NOT becoming a couple!

[@ruturajshiralkar5566]

Even in Injustice, Supes & Wowo aren't a couple.

[@J_reop]

He admitted she had no weakness but the bat fears nothing 😈

[@leonscottkennedy007]

the bat fear those two boings

[@Mi-Jung_Kim-tq2bl]

Batman is fear of justice league

[@NinjaFresh]

Having no weakness is shit writing and why nu-comics are trash tier.

[@greywarden5513]

Lol Bruce fears the judgement of his parents

[@J_reop]

@@greywarden5513 they are literally dead 😂

[@drcjtonkin]

Superman: “what’s your contingency plan for Wonder Woman? Batman: “she’s a woma-

[@shenzy1420]

Batman:“Equal rights means equal lefts Clark…”

[@MiketheNerdRanger]

Only problem is it ain't equal. WW completely bitches Supes in this instance.

[@justinblake8852]

​@@MiketheNerdRanger the same dude that can super change in a star/sun

[@luisalejandrolopezbuendia9686]

​@justinblake8852 and she can still beat him up in a full on fight. There is a reason why everyone in their mother admits that if Wonder Woman ever turned evil, only and all out Superman has a chance of beating her. And even then, Diana still has what it takes to beat him, the same way when Maxwell Lord took control of Superman in his entirety and the story itself that even if it was barely, the one holding back was Diana and she still won

[@alanwalkman29]

Superman: "It's empty." Batman: "of course it is. I only opened it to add dramatic effect. Truth is, I got shit to beat Diana." Superman: "So, you want me to stop her?" Batman: "Look at that! And I thought I was the world's greatest detective."

[@faerora]

Why is Batman an asshole in your universe?

[@lionelthawne7723]

​@@faerora He's like that in every universe

[@brodyratliff7441]

​@@lionelthawne7723yeah severe paranoia does that to an mf

[@araremario]

Now i really wish when clark opened the case it only contained a tiny piece of paper with his phone number in it

[@Kurokame723]

Retcon detected: unstoppable girl power buff applied

[@raymondmgba7183]

I was looking for this comment😂😂😂...so much bullshit in DC.

[@WebbedManiac]

Because the original contingency is nonsense lmao

[@Crillidan]

@@WebbedManiac "The original contingency is nonsense" But we have historical records showing that constant battles to fatigue your opponents do work. Know what is nonsense? Having so many weaknesses, like using her own lasso against her, have been removed just to reduce it down to; "Woman superman, without any weaknesses." That's lazy writing for an increasingly lackluster character that they always turn evil first.

[@WebbedManiac]

@@Crillidan Batman's original contingency for Wonder Woman was to make her fight an equal opponent until she tires herself out. Until, it was revealed that she could continuously fight for hundreds of years when she got stuck in an alternate dimension with Superman and Thor. Therefore, the original contingency is useless. Or do you seriously expect Batman to let her keep fighting for a century? And if you wanna talk about a character having zero weaknesses: Batman is right there.

[@mahdimarvi-hi9xt]

Men ☕️

[@eddiehoplight2003]

I love the fact that Batman's contingency plan for if he ever goes rogue, it's the entire justice league coming after him

[@EclipseCircle]

Which, as the Batman Who Laughs demonstrates, isn't a contingency at all.

[@eddiehoplight2003]

@@EclipseCircle yep, it was death sentence for everyone else

[@ked49]

Actually that was a lie he told them, in reality it is the people who can manipulate his emotions as well as fight, the bat fam. This was shown by the bat who laughs

[@ked49]

@@EclipseCircleactually in that universe it was the bat fam

[@joseguadalupemartineztorre9702]

Separately, in the Injustice Universe, Bats shows his team all his Contingency Plans for everyone, and also everyone sees their own and most are surprised at how creative Bats is. The funnier thing is that WW has no plan because she's too powerful so Bats just makes plans on the fly like teleport her away or using radioactive weapons to get sick. Green Arrow is the only other person in the entire Super Hero & Villain community because Bats never saw him as a threat. Even Black Canary, Cyborg, Hawk Man/Girl, Croc, Harley, and other B&C list supers had a plan, except him because anyone could take GA out

[@BananaTcat42]

I love that we aren’t mentioning that Batman said that Clark was also his own contingency plan 😊

[@rave123456v]

Batman has plently of ways to beat WW but WW is formidable she's at least a trained fighter who knows battle tactics despite having weaknesses and what the video says. Supes fighting WW is just a quick plan.

[@wild_forms]

​@@rave123456v A quick plan that can also get Supes killed. Those weapons of hers arent just gor show, tgey can hurt him.

[@heavy5013]

And yet, he's beaten or stopped her and pretty much every main league member.

[@TheBearOfSpades]

Plot armor.

[@heavy5013]

@@TheBearOfSpades Something everyone has in their own stories is irrelevant.

[@jamiesteps6589]

You know he's been stomped by wonder woman too right?

[@heavy5013]

@jamiesteps6589 Where did I say she hasn't? Multiple characters have beaten each other's asses, it's comics. People keep saying he doesn't have a plan for her when he clearly does, and they've worked.

[@jamiesteps6589]

@@heavy5013 so why even bring up the fact he stomped her?

[@BanishedSilentShadow3318]

"Batman is terrified of wonder woman" *Scarecrow enters chat

[@teobratuteodor1728]

Ohhhh yeah.

[@XennaShieldOP-pu6le]

Many times, Wonder Women is subdued by Batman with her own whip 💀

[@rheytalion70]

Retcons and Retcons. You CAN say she have so much trust in Batman to let him tie her. Or He is Just smarter fighter. There is so many ways to write.

[@UmarFarukS985]

One in red sun and she broke it

[@MaXiUmImPuLsE]

With the new DC writers every woman can’t be weak and even Harley beat Batman

[@gojirarex5138]

Plot armor is too inconsistent to be relied upon as the only contingency plan

[@dakotatrue12]

Yeah, and she can also just be blatantly overpowered by people like Superman, Shazam, etc. Not to mention that, while she’s so fast she always blocks them, she still can be pierced by bullets right? She is far from having no weaknesses. She doesn’t have any blatant weaknesses like kryptonite but she also is just far less powerful, so there are in turn more ways to kill her effectively.

[@DrJagusDrJagus]

It's not just the strength or intelligence of Wonder Woman that is the problem, It's her sheer willpower that is her greatest strength. She will not stop no matter the cost. The best course of action will be a weapon or tool crafted by the gods. Psychic attacks, Fear toxins, and magic are not off the table for pacification.

[@ego7759]

Isn’t she still weak to human stuff? Like poison, disease, blinding, drowning, etc. Batman used some gas against superwoman maybe that works here too?

[@HJ10]

Dude….her “sheer willpower”? 😂naw man, that’s not a superpower. She’s a women after all, that’s just called being fucking stubborn 😂😂😂 sorry haha I couldn’t resist making that joke 😅

[@AOTmultiverse]

That her shear will power, not backing down would be her downfall, cos that was the original contingency plan for her, something about nanites in her head that makes her think she's fighting a her exact equal in strength and skill, she'll never back down so she keeps fighting till she have an heart attack and die

[@bowserbrowser6559]

Lmao this garbage can be applied to like 99% of heroes in any comic. Shut up

[@crhu319]

Her own lasso is the best weapon in the DC universe.

[@cobra8888]

“So what’s Wonder Woman’s contingency plan?” “I am looking at it” “Oh” “Kidding….I just sing “Am I Blue” and she loves me again. Worked before with other women as well”.

[@anferneeirving8344]

“The box is empty.?” “She’s WONDER woman, but you’re SUPERMAN..!”😂

[@vernondivinepurpose8041]

Superman: What's WonderWoman weakness? Batman: ...🍆!

[@wolfgang6442]

😂👌🏾

[@Drebolaskan]

No one 🍆 is man enough, so we must rely on numbers. Gather the boys

[@quaronsmith3106]

Yes , I agree rule 34 going crazy

[@Skullicgan]

Robin?

[@kaiocrap6965]

😂 ayo

[@kagesenshi7319]

The pic with wonder woman and the minotaur is an A+

[@RecantoSombrio]

"Batman is terrified" Batman always rizzin her up:

[@ToasterLad_]

by “always”, you mean only in that one JL cartoon?

[@yourfatherisme9721]

Poda poorimonay nintay ammayday koothi nakki kannur sura po myray oombu tayo Leeee

[@C.N.D._The_72nd]

​​@@ToasterLad_ You can't deny that wonderbat had good chemistry. I also liked John Stewart and hawk girl. The flash in that series also has to be my favorite flash.

[@ToasterLad_]

@@C.N.D._The_72nd Whether they had chemistry or not, the couple did absolutely nothing for Diana’s character. Just because you liked it in a show when you were a kid, it doesn’t mean it’s automatically good.

[@debastiansebeste]

​@@ToasterLad_ Bruh calm down

[@orealz]

"It's empty" *Thunderclap*

[@david95ms]

Batman contingency plan for himself: "save Martha"

[@senvidusooriyaarchchi4829]

lol 💀

[@jameskey4475]

Sometimes I forget how hardcore Wonder Woman is

[@AlzyWelzy]

she loves it hardcore.

[@thomasa.tucker2389]

Especially in that movie… Flashpoint paradox… She was Vicious 😎

[@ruturajshiralkar5566]

She is actually vicious as a fighter bcoz unlike Superman, WoWo actually fights to kill.

[@TheGtrigger]

Yeah she gets slept on, Ww is actually pretty op. She literally has beaten even Superman more times in canon than she's lost to him. And way more if u add in non canon stories.

[@ruturajshiralkar5566]

@@TheGtrigger agreed. Although tbf, Superman is shown to hold back a lot and the DC Comics seem to follow the "Never Hit a Girl Rule" way too seriously. I mean its Superman for Christ sake. That due can lift weights upto some Quintillion Tons. Mathematically speaking then WoWo vs Supes brawls should end up in a Draw.

[@TheFury295]

Makes sense. Her heart giving out is a such a human thing. Wonder Woman is technically a god

[@nicholasmack7829]

Not a God just really durable, Captain Marvel is a God because along with the wisdom of Solomon, the strength of Hercules, the endurance of Atlas and the speed of Mercury he has the power of Zeus which enhances all the other God abilities and gives him invunerability and immortality.

[@shadowsonicsilver6]

⁠​⁠@@nicholasmack7829 Isn’t Zeus a New God, thus an Alien, and NOT a diety like Death, Sandman, or Lucifer? Yeah, Zeus is a New God, and Diana is a New God. Despite being born on Earth, her lineage is not Earthly. All New Gods are vulnerable to Radion, all it takes is being hit with one particle to end a New God. Wonder Woman’s Weakness IS radion.

[@acrsclspdrcls1365]

Zeus is an Old God, not a New God.

[@bitviper3430]

I mean gods still have physical limitations so I think they should have kept it the way it was before

[@poknberry5795]

Demigod

[@StephenDurnan]

"Bruce there's nothing there." "Give me your hands Clark."

[@Stagier_real]

She has a weakness, and that’s getting tied up.

[@kwayneboy1524]

We dont talk about thag anymore

[@Arcad1010]

Stop using the old wondie 😂.

[@lesly_1234]

So bdsm is a weakness huh neat~

[@gidelstarwind]

We do still take about that, it was her one and only weakness for me very long time, and it was hard to actually restrain her. Wonder Woman's orginal weakness of "if she was bound" she could not escape on her own, was a good weakness. Having her no longer have any weakness whatsoever, makes her boring.

[@Arcad1010]

@@gidelstarwind no, it’s the most idiotic weakness to possess 😂. She gets tied by a man and she gets depowered/restrained. What fckery is this? If I remember it correctly the author has some bondage bdsm thing going on. Anyway, I am glad they removed that.

[@ggr1zz]

Wonder woman’s greatest strength and her greatest weakness is her compassion.

[@mysteryneophyte]

I like that and I don't like the Unstoppable powerful female angle because I know it's just a dated story trope of this modern era so called

[@Segen_Bell]

I think Supes too. Plus the Kryptonite.

[@77yvurc]

"We need to tire her out." Isnt she a God now? ".......i need to change my plan."

[@christopherjae8109]

He is going to tire her out 🤫

[@Connor-ONeill]

There was the comic where the wonder woman contingency was to drug her so she hallucinates an enemy that isn't there, then let her fight thin air until she over exerts herself and has a heart attack.

[@Clownpool]

I feel like people forget that Wonder woman is susceptible to stabbing and piercing weapons as well as fire and being bound, it's one of the reasons she has the dumb bracelets that she constantly blocks bullets with. She has plenty of weaknesses and has succumbed to a lot of them over the years. But she is a warrior and compassionate at heart and will thrust herself in front of danger and even death because she is that kind of hero.

[@charlesmwolf]

you have to remember that this is specifically referencing the "new 52" which was at the beginning of the whole no weaknesses for female superhero crap was just reaply starting to come out of the woodwork. this was one of those changes.

[@dailycatsandgaming3178]

Both those have been reckoned multiple times

[@pyromaniak2736]

so her weakness is like knives and stuff fuck that was easy batmans just dumb lol XD (power of the wrighter)

[@who4440]

@@charlesmwolfSo when male characters with no weaknesses exist nobody will say something but as soon as a female character exist with no noticeable weaknesses it’s feminism bs? Aight

[@NJ-eo2oc]

@@pyromaniak2736 Retconned many years ago. no weaknesses currently

[@WebbedManiac]

Wonder Woman's contingency plans evolving like this makes so much sense because Bruce's original contingency literally depends on how much Diana prides herself as a warrior. At any point if Wonder Woman realizes the person she's fighting isn't real then she literally has no weakness.

[@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286]

She has weaknesses

[@Mrhatman3343]

Superman: so what's Wonder Woman's contingency plan Batman: my brother and Christ you are the contingency plan

[@VeeZamo-bu6ck]

Bro... you're speaking for idols(all "superheroes", like them), who are directly aimed to be the idols in replacement of Christ

[@luisalejandrolopezbuendia9686]

​@@VeeZamo-bu6ck Batman is literally catholic and among the most iconic moments of his character is literally him as a child praying to God. Like, outside of the actual gods like Thor or Hercules, heroes don't directly or even indirectly have the aim of replacing Christ. Heck, they are sometimes drive with Christ as a standard for what they believe they should be, with sometimes religion being one of their main characteristic. Daredevil and Night crawler are literally religious going on about God and the Bible when they can and Superman has been confused with being a Jesus imagery even tho that isn't even a thing. He himself literally always says how he isn't God and the fact that he was based on Moises to begin with. Your logic makes no sense

[@Azreal2077]

Feminists trying to make female characters strong without nerfing male characters - IMPOSSIBLE.

[@S_N1.]

💀💀 the thing is ur own kind made her invulnerable.

[@ohiomario9190]

:superman what's your contiengy plan for wonder woman? :Batman recreating the 1800s

[@PeterGibney-d2p]

I think Wonder Woman & Thor are LITERALLY the only heroes without a Kryptonite. This could be due to the fact that they’re both divine warriors breed for battle or simply a case of bad writing 😅

[@gooficat]

Yeah Live action Wonder Woman is weak to some bullets though But Thor is almost entirely unstoppable and could only lose by brute force

[@tsnoob4669]

Nah, the Binding of Veils, aka the Lasso of Lies, is her weakness. It can put anyone under an illusion, leaving them immobilized in a trance like state. Thor's weakness is the Fang of Jormungandr, which was once used by the Rhino, who managed to almost kill Thor. But there's also Black Panther's contingency plan, which involve some kind of energy weapon that actually managed to hurt him.

[@zortexboco306]

@@tsnoob4669I mean isn’t that binding thing everyone’s weakness lol

[@tsnoob4669]

@@zortexboco306 Well yeah, but considering how fire are considered Martian's weakness and magic are Kryptonian's weakness, they're both everybody's weakness.

[@zortexboco306]

@@tsnoob4669 what?

[@chibiboi2847]

Superman: its... empty? Batman: Atheism, Superman. You can't contain a Belief. Edit: Fellas, I don't even know if this is technically a religious war, or just English being a crappy language at best.

[@endikaaspeurrutia1013]

Atheism is not a belief, is the absent of it

[@just_a_person_chilling938]

​@@endikaaspeurrutia1013Doesn't sound as good. Sometimes you gotta sacrifice semantics for the sentence to sound more natural.

[@mrglassermen4281]

​@@endikaaspeurrutia1013 it is a belief, everything is a belief at some level, and atheism is nothing except a belief

[@user-yw6fb8us7j]

@@mrglassermen4281it isn’t, by definition. Theism is a belief, atheism is to be without that belief.

[@dragonbro5532]

​@@user-yw6fb8us7jquite the conundrum lol. To believe there's nothing. Kinda like dividing zero by zero, quite the paradox indeed.

[@The_Hirohiko_Araki]

Thanks to DC Super Hero Girls, Batman should speed dial Steve Trevor to calm Wonder Woman down for good.

[@SArtisto1]

I remember seeing that one episode of the Justice League where Superman and Wonder Woman are tricked into fighting each other and my little kid mind was shocked she was tanking Superman's Hits

[@plawandey3715]

Superman didn't use hus entire stress he was just trying to stall that alien

[@pumpkineater-vy2zy]

Meanwhile Plastic man chilling in the corner with a slice of pizza

[@marssaintsenat2995]

Superman: what's Wonder woman contingency Batman: domestic violence

[@ghastlydreamer]

Superman: "Is there any other way, Bruce?" Batman: *looks at comically long shoelace*

[@MyYoutubeThingymabob]

Also Batman: tbh, I am just lazy to think of one

[@cindywomack1113]

LOL

[@ryanlopez5993]

Batman telling him this planted the seed and essentially put Superman in the box as a solidified contingency.

[@heypal8072]

Batman: My alternate plan is summoning a Justice League tier villian so she starts strong but for no reason gets clapped 5 panels later. Around that time my plot armor should be kicking in so just stand aside incase I need backup Clark

[@TheArklyte]

Antimatter, phantom zone projector, powerful magician, any other kryptonian, any martian, Zeus, holding her home island hostage, any iteration of Flash, malfunctioning teleporter, her own lasso, Doomsday, combination of fear toxin and Mad Hatter tech, any iteration of Shazam or Black Adam, Trident of Atlantis. The problem is that all of those are either universal, or overkill, or rely on outside factor you can't put into the box.

[@anonygent]

Or another Amazon or two. And let's not forget her soft spot for Trevor.

[@Jeezthatbitchsexy]

​@@anonygentshe's more powerful then every Amazon plus only a god can kill a god

[@Ethan_Wheeler]

Don't forget that she's an Amazon Warrior. She's trained to kill quick and efficiently.

[@cindywomack1113]

Yep, just ask Max Lord.

[@Poet4Lyfe]

Batman is her weakness, she wants his heart lol

[@josephpena6181]

Lol that doesn't exist

[@ked49]

@@josephpena6181the Ariesifyed Batman disagrees

[@rockey5508]

literally

[@permazero]

​@@rockey5508 what did i miss?

[@joseguadalupemartineztorre9702]

​@@ked49including the Justice League Animated& Unlimited animated versions, both were just thirsting for Bats

[@mynewchanel]

Batman's contingency is to rizz her up

[@madhavmenon9794]

Nothing too hard for the batgoat

[@rezaganjizadeh4263]

Was looking for this

[@ninjahunterx7497]

Wonder Women has rizzed up Bat plenty of times before. So, shouldn't be hard.

[@adrianjohnson2033]

Agreed 😂

[@optimus2008]

​@@ninjahunterx7497Fr, she makes Batman blush like a teenager.

[@shubhverma9313]

Her only weakness is bad writing and debilitating inconsistencies throughout her stories. :(

[@The-Negative-Commentator]

Bro Batman ain’t afraid of shit he finna devised a plan to get Superman in his side to kick the shit outa Wonder Woman 💀

[@jah7047]

Exactly how does him saying that she has no weakness mean that he's scared 💀

[@The-Negative-Commentator]

@@jah7047 isn’t his contingency plan to trick her into continuously fighting an enemy until she passes out “no weaknesses” my ass

[@andsua3282]

Yall act like she hasn’t beaten him before 💀

[@NJ-eo2oc]

​@@The-Negative-CommentatorAre you deaf? he said it was retconned years ago. she has no weakness now and yeah a Divine being with no weaknesses scares anyone

[@The-Negative-Commentator]

@@NJ-eo2oc except Batman

[@borisminchev9224]

In justice league the animated series, he just says that he hopes to never have to use it because of his "Deeper relationship" with her

[@Tusitala1967]

She's not supposed to be bulletproof, but she's had substantial power bloat in the past few years.

[@hartless6172]

The Lasso of Truth can be considered a weakness of Wonder Woman. She's not immune to its power either

[@cindywomack1113]

Its getting it away from her that's the tricky part.