DIE REBEL SCUMS: We Are Stormtroopers in Star Wars Battlefront Battle of Jakku

[@OzmaThe]

"Why has no-one devised an anti-punching shield???" "It's called a helmet." MIKE THE SAVAGE

[@lewishouston682]

+OzmaThe The Empire has no use for chill.

[@HarryBillyBobGeorge]

+OzmaThe Mandalorian and Echani melee shields.

[@dantewolfe4561]

I can just imagine the pre-battle speech: " Right men, these scum have destroyed our homes, our friends and loved ones. Remember them as you visit justice upon these heartless rebels." Andy charging into battle: "This is for Jingles the Death Star kitten! AHHHHHH!!!!"

[@Malsypoo]

No wonder the Stormtroopers are mad, how are they supposed to live without their morning coffee from DeathStarbucks?!

[@1967sluggy]

Yeah, their shooting is shit because everyone there is just wasting time, meaning they can't get a coffee and they are tired.

[@PsiLordPsi109]

+Bazingaman 117 Nah, these 3 were second rate clones with janitor duty but got conscripted into the main force after some angry teenagers blew up both death stars.

[@PsiLordPsi109]

Slew One Yeah, too bad the movie refers to troopers as conscripts now, as in stolen at young age/birth now, not clones anymore.

[@Ninjamaster227-]

It was bring your kids to work day on the death star

[@michaelscott8565]

Ninjamaster227 fuck now there all dead

[@SonicRooncoPrime]

Does anyone else now want a fanfic based on what these three think the Death Star had?

[@1967sluggy]

YES! Preferably a crossover with RvB, just for lolz.

[@generalpeeps]

I lost it at the death Starbucks bit. 'That cute empire barista I liked', 'ahh she used to spell Darth Vader's name wrong on the cup' XD

[@Sashi_Mee]

we'll just use the spare deathstar. what do you mean blown up? how? the same as last time?

[@gabriel300010]

+Slew One oh come on, no one likes building walls, the imperial sindicate would go on strike if they had to build such things and no one wants to deal with that

[@megalodon7916]

+Slew One It was still under construction. The interior was accessible so that construction crews could access it. It may have been fully operational, but the structure itself was not complete.

[@mattmaco9065]

+Megalodon the first one wasnt

[@Sashi_Mee]

The Empire is obligated to put small weaknesses in their super weapons. They call it plot holes.

[@PowderPlays]

"ORBITAL STRIKE INCOMING" Turns around and runs into said strike...Typical Storm trooper

[@zuhaibsiddiqui9215]

Lol

[@PowderPlays]

At least I can aim straight...

[@ReiAyanami8]

Don't forget that lovely gift shop that they had in the Death Star, where you could buy an actual chunk of the planet Alderaan. On a side note, does the fact that I would totally buy that if it were a real thing make me a terrible person?

[@haslundtamir9409]

nope you are totally normal

[@TapdotWater]

I'd buy three.

[@domoneill1974]

+Zach Vajda And Co. okay, I use to think I was weird....

[@gabriel300010]

+ReiAyanami8 hey, if you collect them all...

[@DarknessDust]

I love how all of you are desperately trying to come up with reasons to hate the Rebel Scums and love the Empire XD

[@rizkyanandita8227]

The entire conversation is basically Family Guy plot in the Death Star. Starbuck, kids, animals, dogs. Those rebel scum.

[@AmazingJoe96]

orbital strike incoming *runs into orbital strike*

[@AmazingJoe96]

but but they actually hit some things

[@finmetalwarrior]

+AmazingJoe96 Imperials are always expected to confirm their claims.

[@timo191]

I'm 10 seconds into this video. "Rebel scums are everywhere"!!! LMAO!!!!!

[@starghezer3602]

Oh, cool, a new map. That makes, what, five maps in total

[@bastiaanwibier1204]

12

[@Sadokrista]

5 PLANETS. Fucking idiot, there's multiple maps on each.

[@bastiaanwibier1204]

Death Incarnate we're talking about ea here do you realize that?

[@Sadokrista]

+Death Incarnate i never reffered to the originals, i were just correcting. This person is an idiot.

[@Sadokrista]

+Death Incarnate also, grammar.

[@ihavemanynames9909]

Rigby (from regular show) logic:The broke the line, thats a part of the circle. hmm, hmm, hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm OHHHHHHHHH. Also Derth Vadeer your triple chocolate dark mocha is ready

[@Jofunukun]

"In the back!" -Jane 2015

[@megalofyia9280]

Went to see The Force Awakens at 3.15am on release day. Absolutely incredible!

[@TMWriting]

6:40 That guy totally missed the machine gun with his jumppack and had to run back and climb the stairs, omg that was incredible

[@louis1110]

+Tom Morgan I think that might of actually of been me. i might be famous!

[@TMWriting]

You're something alright

[@incendiary6243]

love how Andy ran into the orbital strike instead of away

[@ianammons2694]

It's called the Gadsden flag. It was used in the American revolution. You know that time the American "Rebels" beat the British "Empire"... :)

[@adamschneider6866]

#Mikeshotfirst

[@Galaxy58Q]

George Lucas will probably find some way to change that.

[@_Biggg_t]

#Theshotheardaroundthegalaxy

[@trevv9054]

Those crazy stubborn viper probe droids they never listen to me either!

[@owenbrindley50]

Andy and Jane ignored Mikes amazing joke about 'Mr Sheens motto" whilst I was dying so much inside I had to pause the video😂

[@chrishutter6002]

Nice job, guys! Now when are you adding "Mike Shot First" and "DeathStarBucks" merch?

[@ghetis396]

8:00 Yes Andy, run INTO the orbital strike

[@filmandfirearms]

andy "orbital strike incoming!" runs right into the lasers

[@jamma.77]

I can't decide which is better: getting the Shoot First achievement while playing as Han Solo and being able to say "Han really shot first!", or getting the achievement as a normal soldier and being able to say "I beat Han to it!"

[@GrizzlerBorno]

Starbucks really needs to capitalize on this Episode 7 hype with that Deathstarbucks idea.

[@minecraft6799]

at least they got one thing like in the original starwars battlefront games "warnings" for explosions come during or after the actual explosion.

[@WhiteScarf52]

I WANT MY CHRISTMAS CHALLENGES!!

[@buses_bridges]

Ahh orbital strike run. Right ion its blast radius. Andy's logic is flawless

[@liamjames5619]

Darth Vader: "Andy I find your lac of faith disturbing"

[@Galaxy58Q]

The first rule of the Galactic Empire is you do not ask questions.

[@JonathanGruver]

Wouldn't it be great if Stormtroopers actually said things like "That's not cool" when being attacked?

[@LadyViscera]

It took me two and a half minutes to realise it was switching between each of you and Mike wasn't just going all over the place

[@cbianco7738]

I already knew Mike shot first it explains the massive burning chunk of flesh that his laser gun took off me.

[@owenbrindley50]

Did you guys notice The 'jigilo D3STROYR' Killing you? 😂😂

[@deanbaggio09]

Deathstar-Bucks. Why did that not get the attention it deserved? damn you Andy and Mike...

[@HarryBillyBobGeorge]

Anti-punching shields exist in Star Wars. Mandalorian and Echani melee shields.

[@Cirinwe]

I for one have always preferred the Empire. Love those uniforms.

[@Ninjamaster227-]

You have much better uniforms than the rebels...except for those visors

[@StormyStories]

This makes me really want a game, kinda like this, based on Firefly, with campaigns about the war of unification, and sneaking around in stealthy smuggling missions in the time of the main story! ^u^

[@marhawkman303]

Yeah, I agree, this battle seemed to be a narrow win for the Empire, but.... looking at the scoreboard... the EVERY Imperial had a higher score than their rebel counterpart.

[@calebmicklus]

There may have ACTUALLY been more lasers then a Pink Floyd concert in this video...

[@duftyr37]

Guys the cute baristas got on a ship called the death star. I'm like %68 sure they knew what they were getting into.

[@pantsinorbit4387]

Can I ask what the standard empire wage is, Oxbox? Working conditions seem a little bit harsh, so the wage will be the decider for me.

[@ptonpc]

+PantsInOrbit It's the dental plan and all the cake you can eat.

[@user-ps4mw5om4j]

+PantsInOrbit You get retirement benefits and 2 weeks paid leave so...

[@mordschlag2816]

+F.u.c.k China I hear the hazard pay and life insurance policy is very good too.

[@Wildcat144]

If ever in an AT-ST, the best thing to do is stand in the far back and snipe

[@filmandfirearms]

judging by andys ranks in cod ghosts and bf4, i would guess hes and officer here, so i can imagine him saying to one of his men "lets just use the spare one. wait, that was destroyed to!? the same way as last time!? what idiot didnt fix that!" my guess is it was mike

[@mrcmuenstermann]

Do y'all make up all the jokes on the fly? or right a couple before you record and work one or two in there? Either way it's really funny and now that you have my personal validation on your death bed you will know you have lived a complete life.

[@antagonizerr]

Battlefront is already being discounted on PSN. That should tell you just how awesome it is. lol

[@reedmeister3688]

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO GO BACK TO JAKU

[@daytonbowden5540]

these guys should make like red vs blue season 1 thru five but they are stormtroopers and they really just talk and die... SIGN THE VOTER WITH YES

[@hathwaythere8830]

+outsidexbox Though the rebels did blow up the Death Star (I don't know if you guys were mind-wiped by the Imperil propaganda) the death star blows up planets so it was like a trade. *smacks self for stupidity*

[@ThatIrishLass]

Those poor baristas!!

[@phiginny1029]

I believe the death star star buck was really the death star-bucks

[@quensk1932]

You have to charge the pulse rifle.

[@THATguy-dx6bg]

Yall should do a video "7 villains, who are still dicks after good dead death" PR it lol. Darth Vader. all forgiving for saving his son, yet still destroyed a entire planet of people. "it's alright you saved son vadar, but who cares about the millions you killed".

[@MrDeathstar00]

If that barista kept miss spelling vader's name she had a short life span anyways, "you have failed me for the last time cute barista" *force choke

[@Nomad88Chun]

you can eject out of AT-ST too just before you die

[@ethantombs2608]

Viper probe droids scan and attack enemies

[@benvickers1989]

The spare Death Star. Just had it insured or?

[@TheYukimonster]

Going to watch the premiere in 3 hours from now!! :^)

[@Telekinslesis]

+outsidexbox ha I can see it now: Darth Vader sips his coffee, throws it on the floor and force choking the barista he says " I find the lack of milk disturbing!"

[@FenrirBoi]

Outsidexbox changing the Star Wars canon, Stormtroopers who can actually hit something #mikeshotfirst #prayforandy

[@afanofcanta5357]

Victory dance? Don't get cocky

[@samloveday2470]

God damnit Mike, Y U No Charge Laser??

[@Nomad88Chun]

how do you play first person... such disadvantages.

[@GreaterPaladin]

Every time you guys play SW Battlefront it's hilarious. Please never stop. #Mikeshotfirst #Jinglesthekitten

[@wayn3sworld8]

Never played in 1st person before, I always use 3rd person. Looks just as good though.

[@Sadokrista]

3rd person gives an advantage.

[@roberth6567]

Have you guys even played battlefront one or two?

[@danielz4602]

I approve of the title

[@selosi13]

best movie ever

[@garysalazar2935]

the fuzzy haired thing is a wookie

[@H2whoaMusic]

Derp a derp! First...

[@H2whoaMusic]

+h2whoa I hate myself for doing that, but never had the opportunity.

[@mayhemjamzz7365]

You are actually first tho

[@deansteward9346]

Where and when did u guys meet

[@Gonothing]

Aren't you all a little short to be Stormtroopers?

[@kileylynn5975]

thay're stormtroopers... they're screwed

[@villanelo1987]

Oh god... the movie is almost here, and I don't have a day off till next week... I'll have to put myself in my no-internet bunker... Bye bye OxBox... =(

[@user-ps4mw5om4j]

These guys are hilarious XD

[@ALS2051]

Does the empire have a good health program?

[@ddelarosa96]

It's the state of Boston, which is where Fallout 4 is set

[@odstp1tv1pr37]

Don't tread on me was from the old Virginian Flag

[@PiggySandvich]

The Empire should have won. The rebels only won because they're the good guys

[@EnderTheYordle]

little do they know there is a third death star... in 30 years...

[@MetaCynical]

Thanks a lot Viper Probe Droid! This is why the Reapers come and wipe out all life every 50,000 years :/

[@thatgeekykid8363]

DuggahDante wrong trilogy

[@finmetalwarrior]

The battle of jakku... lol jakku means women's suit jacket in finnish ;D oh star wars.

[@williamstenbeck9691]

Mike shot first lol

[@PsiLordPsi109]

How come none of them have usable cards equipped?

[@filmandfirearms]

death star-bucks

[@coarlition4599]

Definitely going to buy this game but I'm not sure on how much playability it will give you especially for the price. Anyone recommend it? Currently just on Fallout 4 but I have Rise Of The Tomb Raider, Call Of Duty Black Ops 3 and Batman Arkham Knight to play still.

[@coarlition4599]

+Matt Allen I've heard that the only redeemable quality is the graphics and sound other than that it's a small game. I use to love Battlefront playing as a child with my brother on the other side. I might get Rainbow Six instead.

[@coarlition4599]

+Matt Allen I agree but I feel this game would of been a lot better if it had a campaign but it's backed by EA do you expect anything else? This is why a stay away from shooters these days the campaign lacks and DLC after DLC.

[@Sonics1DiscordKitten]

actually it wasn't the same. this time a whole ship fit inside the giant hole.

[@gimyohan9549]

You know what bothers me? "SCUMS."

[@countspankula7048]

Maybe I've been playing too much Just Cause, but I keep thinking "Why are they running everywhere instead of grappling?". So slow... ;)

[@frug-ku5iv]

How can stormtrooper with helmet get flashbanged? :p

[@Robbie32]

What is Andy saying at 1:37? It's called a ______.

[@Robbie32]

Oh a helmet. Nvm

[@mn225692]

derp vadar

[@SpuddyWesker]

Fucking viper probe droid you had one job!

[@jackslayer9719]

it's such a shame this game had so much potential

[@zjapp]

why does no one play in third person

[@gregshadizz6451]

we understand lol