Morning Routine Videos are Cringe

[@dieselpatches]

Discord: discord.gg/hdMaaDX 4,000 away from 100k subs: kzbin.info/door/XuDaiY3TG6aLw1G3owajgg

[@DarkEyeMuzak]

:|

[@saffron4120]

Pokimain is a bitch

[@smokingtattletail1870]

Wait that comment was made 33 mins ago but the Video was made 15 mins ago

[@m0bxralph326]

Dad why is your discord autistic

[@ruxpinator]

Talk about *great discord management* skills...

[@r.pmcmurphy13]

Man that discord server is more toxic than the ace family.

[@gabe_dies_alone6399]

true

[@mrbaeman39lolman60]

@@gabe_dies_alone6399that voice channel seems fun actually

[@p.h.i.lcongure9168]

It was hilarious

[@gabe_dies_alone6399]

mr bae man 39 lol man that does sound fun lol

[@vj.phillips]

😬

[@shierbuscuit6228]

Diesel confirmed white girl with his avocado toast

[@incarnate478]

AxxL bruh why yo name axxl😂

[@cyanquick4007]

AxxL You have two hot girlfriends?

[@cyanquick4007]

What does that have to do with anything

[@incarnate478]

ㄥCyanQuick idk 😐

[@malcomethespeedbump867]

HEY! FUCK YOU, avocado toast is better than Jesus

[@Magy09able]

Having a planner is not a personality trait.

[@TT-ig7tg]

Being a mom isn’t a personality trait.

[@albertaadadevoh4088]

Being AeSTheTic isnt a personality trait

[@quanahriddle3065]

Re-homing your special needs kid isn't a personality trait.

[@thelegostarwarsf7916]

@@quanahriddle3065 Being chocolate is not a personality trait

[@Dog-ml2rh]

@@albertaadadevoh4088Not really true. Aesthetic just means your style and a style is a big part of someone’s personality. So while being “Aesthetic” isn’t a personality trait, being Goth or Girly is.

[@2Damnsmartt]

N word: exists His discord server: it's free real estate

[@fixtureofthesun]

whats 12 - 7 pls i cant find the answer

[@starman2295]

@BlazarBlue what? It's obviously 127

[@acommentor782]

@@fixtureofthesun u are an idot its 4

[@karasugaming_6981]

All y'all are limiting your brains to numbers It's a trick question The answer is clearly fucking plywood

[@luffybetterr]

@@acommentor782 Its 127 Dont be stupid

[@yaymere]

she really said: I’m not like other girls at the end

[@vanroyal244]

Shes just saying shes not a total stereotype when shes a literal stereotype: a family vlogger.

[@petergriffin7908]

@@vanroyal244 And she's fake.

[@volksmann]

@@petergriffin7908 Brian: Hey what are you having Peter?

[@commandercaptain4664]

It's true: Stepford Wives aren't like other girls.

[@volksmann]

@@commandercaptain4664 She's narcissists :)

[@kuyperianberean]

“I hate these videos than actual issues in the world.” Dude these videos are an issue in the world.

[@dj-yf9jg]

Yeah!

[@Kaiden-9226]

Iol

[@roel250]

Brother

[@Logan_The_GiraGoji]

Agreed

[@amin44444]

Sorry I just has to say that I made this 1.5K likes...

[@WhinyB]

Is she was well organized, she wouldn’t have “re-homed” her child.

[@darpur5469]

What is re-homed?

[@alex_n215]

darpur send your child back up for adoption

[@Matthew_Fog]

@@alex_n215 ... OH SNAP

[@pizzahut8482]

Did she actually?

[@anastasia-cs8mv]

Pizza Hut Yeah 😳 theres a lot of videos on drama channels about her

[@oni4111]

Yeah his discord is so peaceful the most understanding people there

[@Some_due]

Ah when someone screams in there mic HITLER 2029

[@Some_due]

2020

[@TheSouthernSlav]

I know right? They are so kind

[@Pcguyy23]

For the whole family!

[@Some_due]

Even I have screamed in my mic Hitler 2020☺️

[@Denali_citrus]

She puts makeup on then goes in the shower.

[@N0vaArrowww]

Burnt Toast

[@moundain4220]

Based

[@eiji862]

White women, half are driven and generally intelligent, the other half are on the spectrum.

[@MoltenLqva]

Whoever enjoys the sound of alarm clocks is a monster

[@diemos44yt10]

I can say the same with gacha users.

[@mayam.235]

Yeah whenever I hear an alarm go off, I get anxiety. However, that's changed since now I treat my alarm like a theme song. Is it a bit narcissistic? Yeah

[@Rinne_Z_rank]

Whenever i hear the sound of an alatm clock, i get anxiety for a couple of seconds

[@skylerdoesstuffandthings]

So you're saying SpongeBob is a monster!?!

[@imperatorecho9527]

I put a song called "Good Morning" as my alarm which is a song I like so am I a monster?

[@GooderGamingOfficial]

“I put makeup on before I workout, but it’s okay because I barely sweat” what are you even doing in your workouts that you’re not sweating? Why out on makeup before a workout in the first place? THEN YOU TAKE A SHOWER IMMEDIATELY AFTER!? Not only was there no reason to put makeup on in the first place, but then you immediately wash it off after your zero sweat workout. What are you even showering for? YOU DIDNT BREAK A SWEAT

[@bobbypin1787]

Exactly

[@notsocuteotaku8662]

CONTRADICTIONS EVERYWHERE!!! We have to take her to court! lol 😏

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

It really does make no sense.

[@hunter-xp3nu]

If she's not sweating while working out she's doing it wrong

[@xienaz2012]

and she only washes her hair once a week lik3 EWW there are micro sweats on ur scalp too when u workout gurl & thinking she would go to bed with her greasy hair on her pillow 🤨

[@maxversthappening8166]

Diesel is literally my inner annoyed self on the internet

[@samuiyuki3117]

Diesel patches is my inner annoyed self in general

[@bootyclappinghydrationtank818]

Beter win je volgende race

[@brusqve5965]

Same

[@thatdude2998]

😲 yes.

[@gloomy.5700]

He’s that annoyed and bitter voice that I’m too scared to use

[@SophieandJoe]

diesel patches in little jean shorts 😍😍😍😲😍

[@xeon2289]

Looking like sid the science kid

[@jaygohardd2921]

Big gayyyyyyyy

[@anastasia-cs8mv]

ugh daddy diesel 🙄💅🏻✨😌💞

[@jillneville7989]

😍😍🥰😍🥵😩

[@theoriginalman9426]

@@jillneville7989 Bro that looked like you were trying to hold it in

[@lucius1044]

I went into ur discord server and it was pure hell and pure heaven at the same time

[@LukeLikesToDraw]

Your profile pic is pure hell

[@Sushih4ter]

@@LukeLikesToDraw Your*

[@negativenancy5695]

Purgatory?

[@kengokaslana1776cw]

Yeah it was

[@incarnate478]

I just joined and it’s everything I expected it to be

[@Cipher71]

Her kids weren't in the video because this is her morning routine and she doesn't let the kids out of the basement kennels until the afternoon

[@ttherexy1469]

Only then will she feed them little scraps of rice

[@yolo6334]

LMAOOO I imagined little gremlins scampering around in the basement kennels while snarling and it took me outttt- 😭

[@Victoria-ob3kl]

This isn’t free robux!

[@shrek8339]

dammit

[@Sarah-bh3zb]

wait its not?

[@byebyeFUCKYOUDAD]

😭

[@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802]

It’s VBUCKS for -$20

[@abxsmal]

Shut the fuck up with your unoriginal comments pleasee

[@Memehoardercatwoofdogmeow]

"I love how colorful my breakfast was this morning" Yes we all had lucky charms before...

[@deslardesslok]

As I was reading your comment she said that lol! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@liarosiles9349]

Omg 😂

[@bigchunky6686]

I enjoy some plain Cheerios, because I can't afford the good shit

[@deslardesslok]

@@bigchunky6686 😂😂😂😂

[@Memehoardercatwoofdogmeow]

@@bigchunky6686 psst. put some sugar on the cherios and mix it in. Didnt hear it from me

[@tinabelcher3722]

She's trying so hard to talk/sound like the vocal fry Kardashian voices.

[@missy5048]

Right?! Fucking annoying. Kim K's voice is much more tolerable I can't believe I'm saying this. This basic white mom's unbearable.

[@saneperson2]

@@missy5048 Kim is literally a glorified piece of plastic that only became famous because of a s* tape

[@thelonelyipad8648]

She sounds like she’s talking to five year olds.

[@thejurassicchicken1445]

I hate people trying to sound like someone. It bugs me so much

[@thomasharding5598]

"Every time he makes me a cup of coffee I swear it's better than Starbucks." To be fair, it's not hard to be better than Starbucks.

[@AppleCore247]

Honestly agree, it's probably because I just don't like the ice.

[@AyubuKK]

Fr. 😂 Making good coffee isn’t that hard.

[@vanroyal244]

@@AyubuKK For me, all you do is put the coffee grounds in the coffee maker.

[@foldexrengar8436]

Tim Horton’s all the way baby

[@season_3253]

@@foldexrengar8436 yass

[@Littlechonch]

“Don’t you have fiv- excuse me, four kids?” Lmfaoooooooooo

[@Brisk999]

maggie marie who are you fucking?

[@Brisk999]

Leannlux Cristobal facts

[@Littlechonch]

Leannlux Cristobal this is a weird reply thread lmao

[@Littlechonch]

maggie marie aww nooo I still appreciated your comment

[@isaiahroman4763]

Wait what happened, this thread makes no sense without the comments that were deleted

[@tae5423]

Morning routine 🫂 - get out of bed - go piss - get back in bed - watch KZbin - stay in bed

[@maniac9554]

What about when you’re in school?

[@doctorstarline5647]

@@maniac9554 - go piss - go piss - go piss

[@avinash3396]

@@doctorstarline5647 same

[@sarahkirch]

why are you describing what i just did

[@akw.lol.]

@@maniac9554 watch youtube

[@amandah3619]

Does she have any other verbs besides “pop”? She pops her planner. Pops her berries. Pops in the shower. Also. That voice fry.

[@doomspidey1737]

Pops my will to live

[@MiriamDenomey]

She also pops on her slippers

[@crackerjack0349]

Pops a cap

[@theneighborskid5433]

Pops her adopted kid into adoption again

[@thorthegermanshepherd574]

She pops her top off when she needs Timmy to feed on the *juice*

[@grumweld]

The worst part of morning bullshit is that every single one starts with, “oUGh i hATe gETting uP, i’M lAzy aNd qUIRkY.”

[@halfmoontech]

Unlike Dre Drexler, he *loves* his alarm sound

[@infectedpotato117]

Yeah she isn't like the other girls

[@leahpuppy1522]

IM QUIRKY TOO OK???!!!!!!!!! SO WWHHHHHHAAAAAT?????!!!!!!!!!

[@aoibhexoxo]

My routine: Go to bed at 6am Wake up at 11am Finally go downstairs at 3/4pm

[@crazyformyself9773]

this shouldn't be relatable... but it's a hella lot more relatable than whatever the f u c k she's doing.

[@SM-qv2om]

I lay in bed just staring at the ceiling for at least three hours before actually getting out of bed

[@krillwaifu8098]

i go to bed at around 7 and thrown off my bed at around 4/5 pm. I swear if it werent for my parents id sleep till 8

[@positivea9111]

School Routine: Wake up on 6 am get ready,make dog food at 7am and wait for my mom to pick me up for school at 8:30. Weekend:Wake up my sister at 7:15 to feed the dog and mostly chilll.

[@krillwaifu8098]

@@positivea9111 how on earth do you people wake up at 7 am on weekends. I can barely wake up at 11 am

[@cluckinbell1974]

_“Little boys in jean shorts”_ Sir Diesel Patch, 2020

[@ishanafondekar6334]

its lord diesel patches to you peasant

[@shooh122103]

Its god diesel to you two peasant

[@SM-qv2om]

Honestly same

[@paulpaulington3907]

@@shooh122103 WE ARE UNWORTHY TO MENTION OUR GODS NAME PEASANT.

[@Ermhi]

“So, the first thing I like to do is get on my phone and play some RAID: SHADOW LEGE-“

[@thatonecaryouwant]

*THE ULTIMATE MOBILE GAMING EXPERIENCE!*

[@espiritucallejero9127]

Nice

[@zynexion3468]

Raid: shadow leg rest

[@angadgianirogers1844]

*console quality graphics*

[@sweetnsour3693]

Lmao

[@hwangnoeul]

How did her morning routine not include a single one of her children? No stress at breakfast trying to feed everyone? No diaper changes and crying and screaming? Not even like "I say goodmorning to my kids" wtf?

[@user-cc6zm8ws3g]

I mean, I think her kids are pretty young, they have no need for waking up at 6AM

[@chappelled]

you guys eat breakfast

[@hastur-thekinginyellow8115]

SHUT THE FUCK UP TIMMY I'M DOING A TARGET SPONSORSHIP

[@Leaf-rat]

when she opens the blinds. they're brighter than the brightest setting on my moms phone

[@lovelykitty42]

And that’s a lot

[@moiki4893]

5:53

[@Leaf-rat]

@Black Ninja No man we all have a mom who does that

[@Leaf-rat]

@Black Ninja aight you made me laugh take the w yiure getting a subscribble

[@thisisafalseaccount105]

My mom has her setting on the lowest and I have mine on the highest and whenever I show her something her eyes burns

[@patricksedler9697]

I start my morning by considering my existance, then i eat a pop tart.

[@acek2016]

Same lol

[@kendallgbonah5003]

For me its toaster strudal

[@sluttycowboy]

Not that anybody asked, but I like to eat sautéed children fingers (I keep them fresh in my stainless steel military grade walk in fridge) with a side of sun-dried taxpayers, combined with a spread of crushed pelvis and it’s to die for! For a drink I just pour an ol’ glass of juiced plebes! It’s my favorite ❤️

[@kendallgbonah5003]

@@sluttycowboy You are eating gourmet meals every mornig

[@yeetyeet4380]

I make Kentucky fried feet.

[@chiffoncakeandtea]

Imagine adopting a child just for internet clout rather than genuine desire of raising and providing a happy life to another human being

[@hastur-thekinginyellow8115]

Ew this thing has a mental disability? Where can I get a refund? Like, eugenics, anyone?

[@beetlepimp4777]

Next she should adopt a African war child, it’ll get some nice clicks

[@ceoofcringe6296]

who fucked up the 69 likes

[@beetlepimp4777]

erectile dysfunction lol I would’ve wanted it there

[@ArsonRaboot]

She'll get even more clicks when she releases the follow up video titled "Returning my African War child back to the wild. (Heartbreaking)"

[@nonamesinenomine]

Thats just how they talk... clicks

[@j.r.2674]

She should adopt beetlejuice..

[@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802]

I start my morning routine by waking up

[@kingbosswymean5307]

What a wholesome discord

[@barfybutts]

Woah man same

[@Iamworm]

What a coincidence I do that to

[@FloreyXE]

I wish I dont

[@h0tblond3]

I love ur channel name i subbed

[@ozul1465]

She sounds like that one girl in school who brags about her parents money

[@universal9735]

69 years old???

[@ozul1465]

@@universal9735 yeah I dabble in time traveling

[@poisonstree]

*"So, when I wake up I open my wallet and sniff my fat stacks of cash..."*

[@harrypowell99]

XD

[@Ppurplejollyranchers]

*roux*

[@cmcphotography1]

*Bagging fat stacks*

[@illegalcqt3856]

*"This video is sponsored by Swagbucks"*

[@WhinyB]

I can’t believe people like this exist, I really can’t.

[@angelit161]

There is no shortage of deplorable people in America.

[@DCNRS90YT]

I sometimes think some of the most out of touch rich person trying to be relatable to the rest of the world.

[@lemmy3576]

Dude you weed as hell

[@asparrow9876]

Do not raise your daughters like princesses.... Take that little squirt to shoot some guns and bows, go hunting, camping, teach her to earn her keep and prioritize the mind over the body.

[@snartshack]

They don't exist. It's all fake. If she was so well put together she wouldn't have rehomed her child

[@sirdumbthicc4294]

My morning routine usually involves a lot of yelling for kids to wake up, and wife puking (she’s pregnant). Closest thing I have to a planner is setting an alarm on my phone to wheel the garbage can out. So close to the same as this video.

[@lukebell9945]

The way she talks pisses me off. She sounds like she's constantly smiling and everything she does she "pops on" or "pops in" or pops ____" like why does everything pop😂

[@lukebell9945]

@Grim_The _Reaper understandable

[@EbilEnemyofBurgerTown]

Move closer, CJ! I’m about to pop these fools!

[@crazyformyself9773]

* R E L A T E S *

[@bravo6959]

She pops heads with an intervention

[@YouKnowMeDuh]

Because she's popping lol

[@Perzone316]

"Let me know what you like in the comments." Diesel: L I T T L E BOYS I N J E A N S H O R T S.

[@kimjongun2224]

I relate with diesel.

[@jwllalfaro]

Doesn't evreybody?

[@chlo-mu4zr]

I agree with diesel

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

Diesel knows where it’s at.

[@eulix2112]

Relatable. Also nice fuckin' pfp mate.

[@inasilkcocoon]

My morning routine: -Get off the bed -Smile in the mirror -Brush my teeth -Tell my friends "Good Morning" -Smile -Wake Up

[@AnandamoyeeRahman]

Awesome

[@robertmason9737]

I think her "children" are really her sister's kids. That or her husband has full custody.

[@camero4134]

Those family vloggers probably don't give birth at all buddy :D

[@crazyformyself9773]

see? THAT would make more sense-

[@scottbuckley3208]

''her husband has full custody'' hahahahaahaha brilliant

[@wuhhhbah]

My morning routine: no one cares

[@bruhmoment4532]

My morning routine: Toilet toothbrush breakfast

[@anastasia-cs8mv]

my morning routine: why do you wanna know?-

[@CarmenLopez-oh1hf]

My morning routine: dinner time

[@frankie2936]

I knew she was fake right when she pulled out the rice cake. 😂

[@gherboboii1525]

I like rice cakes..

[@frankie2936]

@@gherboboii1525 Dont lie.

[@gherboboii1525]

@@frankie2936 I'm not lying... I just put hot sauce on them

[@frankie2936]

@@gherboboii1525 I think I need footage.

[@gherboboii1525]

@@frankie2936 no

[@mannyheffley4599]

Finally someone has the balls to say it (okay a lot of people had the balls to say it are you guys happy?)

[@RancidKari]

Yeah

[@oliver-04]

Multiple people have said it

[@RancidKari]

@@oliver-04 Not really, if they have I'm just blind

[@mannyheffley4599]

Oliver Vaa yes I know but yes

[@mrdonut3382]

About his discord server?

[@okredcoat5141]

Im gonna enter her giveaway with any luck she'll giveaway one more of her children.

[@littletomato6561]

What are you going to do with her children...?

[@okredcoat5141]

@@littletomato6561 have it make knock off Nikes and start a family vlogging channel where I hire a escort as my wife and we pretend we are a perfect family with an annoying opening song that increases the chances of anyone listening to having butt cancer by 0.79% everytime its heard by them just to have daddy diesel make a video about my channel so I can whack my noodle to him being mean to me.

[@littletomato6561]

Josh Raines sounds like a gameplan

[@YouTubeAIbot]

Josh Raines now this is a morning routine

[@FatFetus37]

@@okredcoat5141 alpha

[@AnneIllustrating]

My morning routine, in exact order: - 3 year old screams at the top of her lungs at 6am - get my ass out of bed because my husband will sleep through anything - change kid’s overnight pull-up - make breakfast - brew coffee - wake up - fall asleep again the moment I sit down

[@austinmoore3785]

"I tend to not sweat alot when I workout" Um, that's not a good thing

[@carbonreptile5437]

what workout *flexes belly*

[@EbilEnemyofBurgerTown]

-_-

[@arathar24l]

It looks like she's deleting comments. I went there hoping to see your little boys comments but the most "recent" comment was from 2 weeks ago and it was weirdly positive.

[@Kentrellbbc]

I can’t find the video

[@Pink_pr1ncess]

Spinosaurus aquareliga she’s deleting everything thinking ppl will forget about the situation

[@riahboodoesntexist]

I went looking for it and the video is gone. The most recent one was from a month ago and it had this stupidest title, "REAL Baby Night Time Routine 2020". Apparently she was using a fake baby before this.

[@vanessaotor3817]

I'm pretty sure she deleted the video, I was trying to find it

[@UnluckyAmulet]

Ergh. Her whispery baby voice is like a bug crawling in my ear.

[@jiminswife2314]

I swear to god-

[@xNTFXx]

if my friend messaged me everyday to tell me good morning ill never speak with them again

[@moiki4893]

3:49

[@jollybear_wastaken]

If my friend messaged me at 6 am I'm never speaking with them again.

[@LethalByChoice]

Then have fun with no friends. A friend of mine does it every day and it doesn't bother me, I have another who does it too

[@xy7ofone]

@@LethalByChoice okay?? No one asked tho?? its not that you dont mind it and have friends who do it that everyone does.

[@LethalByChoice]

@@xy7ofone and I never asked for your opinion when I wasn’t even directly talking to you, guess we’re all allowed to say what we’d like then. Also what I meant was if you don’t like talking with your friend often or saying good morning that probably shows that you’re not a great friend. Its understandable if you’re only used to your friends talking to you mid day but the context of what situation Nitro is talking about is vague.

[@justinpalmer9387]

"Dont you have 5...4 KIDS" LMFAO

[@strangerx8606]

Diesels morning routine. Wakes up Freshens up Starts his train engine

[@ChristinaJ01126]

Only acceptable morning routine: *i wake up* *d r a n k*

[@jeffjefferson9000]

toes love the Kendrick reference

[@checkthisout7616]

No its: i wake up, i suffer.

[@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802]

*D R A N K*

[@peppapigthekiller7539]

If your feeling thirsty.

[@pixelpudding3914]

My morning routine: 1.Wake up at 7 because I’m too lazy to fix my alarm 2.Shut it off 3.Go back to sleep Thanks for watching!

[@tomnook3765]

Same except I don’t have an alarm and force myself out of bed at 7:40 am

[@chappelled]

@@tomnook3765 I wake up at 8:00am

[@riybread4772]

I love how she has to remind herself to spend time with her kids in her planner

[@girl-di3nn]

“You live in a shack!” Im crying what even started that conversation

[@Iamkennedijade]

You can’t tell me this is at 6 am, she filmed this at 1 in the after noon because of how bright it is

[@goldcherries]

Omg so right. Light is barely out at 6am, it's not burning into your eyeballs like that. And did you read her entries "Love my family" at such and such hour. Not only does she not have a life, she even has to schedule when she has emotions for her children. So relatable!

[@shaylacrockett4437]

Myka reminds of the type of girl to say “OMG I look so ugly in this picture!” when there’s literally nothing wrong with it

[@chappelled]

If you think you're ugly don't post the picture. It's just fishing for compliments. I am ugly af, so I just don't take pictures of myself. It isn't hard lmao

[@RenieNostalgic]

Exactly!! Most moms have to work their “routine” around the kids.

[@crazyformyself9773]

I mean- that's what MY mom does. but this chick gave one of her kids away- they must be FERAL by this point

[@monikaa4716]

@@crazyformyself9773 She gave a kid away?! 👀

[@crazyformyself9773]

@@monikaa4716 mhm. I think it was a special needs asian kid. he was too much work to take care of so she put him back up for adoption I believe.

[@TheRedPandaCat]

As a person with long hair, I physically cringed when she said that she only washes her hair once a week

[@lilblock3564]

You don't need to wash your hair every day if you take care of your hair

[@TheRedPandaCat]

Lil Block I know, I usually wash my hair once every 2-3 days. But only once a week is kinda gross :/

[@lilblock3564]

@@TheRedPandaCat true, her hair is probably oily af

[@Pink_pr1ncess]

Lil Block White ppl’s hair is more oily and greasy. They need to wash hair their hair more often or it’ll stink and be dry

[@lilblock3564]

@@Pink_pr1ncess oily and greasy maybe, but dry no fucking way.. black peoples hair be dryer.

[@uncle7081]

When I wake up in the morning and step outside, I take a deep breath and get real high. Then I scream to the top of my lungs “ What’s going on”.

[@sack9317]

This woman is trying to get so many sponsors, and not to mention her voice is annoying when she says anything longer than 3 seconds.

[@schizo159]

i normally skip the honey bunches and go right to the little boy in jean shorts

[@yygamma3905]

Sweet or salty?

[@OverlordJojoo]

same

[@thejigular9704]

His discord is Black People Arguing: The Game

[@Ohhhh955]

Yoooo bruh what his discord I wanna see some fuck up shit No that kind of fuck up shit

[@thejigular9704]

@@Ohhhh955 what... The fuck are you talking about his discord is pinned in the comments

[@BrotherLady101]

Why does she sound like her parents are sleeping in the next room

[@shaylacrockett4437]

Brother Lady lol

[@kaylar5178]

I don’t trust morning routines with the camera in perfect angles And this chick thinks she’s so quirky

[@rheap9099]

heres my morning routine Mom: get tf up Me: yes tada

[@noavity]

My daily routine consists of crying and eating brownies.

[@carbonreptile5437]

at least you have brownies. i have to eat roaches.

[@noavity]

@@carbonreptile5437 I could eat roaches with you

[@thhrjdh5564]

@@carbonreptile5437 atleast you can eat some sort of meat. I have to eat rock and sticks.

[@Shootyshoot-ls3xj]

*carpet*

[@Luke_existent]

Sounds awesome

[@unkillabledog]

bongo bongo bongo, I dont wanna leave the Congo

[@mrdonut3382]

I know were that pic is from

[@daviddas6846]

join the congo

[@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802]

Nah, it’s Belgique

[@LeafELoxx]

I feel like by the time she finished making breakfast it’s time to make lunch

[@milkdudpresents8126]

Where’s the “live love laugh” wall hang

[@carbonreptile5437]

live laugh die

[@TheOriginalGamerdud]

Last time I was this early, Percy the train wasn’t even stoned

[@foolishevan1374]

my morning routine: -wake up -stay in bed for few minutes -play games on pc and watch diesel patches -let my dogs out -piss -get back in bed and sleep -wake up -game all night

[@imstarbit]

I love how your avatar can show disappointment and happiness at the same time depending on what you're saying

[@georgefulton1216]

The little guys probably shat in his pants! Omg I'm dying at that

[@johnnys8691]

Diesel starts his day with little boys in jean shorts

[@vincentmontano3402]

Finally someone talks about these videos

[@reply4732]

Memeulous made a video, too.

[@leechannohmygodd]

Memeubitch

[@Wowguy233]

6:13 "I tend not to sweat a lot when I workout" Then you're probably not working out hard enough.

[@maph2759]

0:39 that’s what you get when you put Albert Einstein, Sun Tzu, Tesla, Martin Luther King and Soulja Boy in the same discord

[@pamelaisleypoisonivy9411]

My morning routine: -picks out my yellow eye boogers -farts -goes to the bathroom and ended up sharting so I gotta shower -goes back to bed

[@emealiowallace9865]

👏 best morning routine

[@thecommenter8789]

Period💅

[@pamelaisleypoisonivy9411]

@@emealiowallace9865 the bESTEST

[@rolltideroll8458]

Shit in my mouth mommi😫😩

[@thecommenter8789]

@@rolltideroll8458 tf

[@toukendanshiwarrior2846]

Did anyone thought about the coffee part? Oh please, she’s already lying that store-bought coffee is “better” than a well-known, coffee company who can make tons of different flavours, and have a lot of money from their successful business.

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

45% Of that video was basically just her going "HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT HOW WELL ORGANIZED I AM AND AT HOW MUCH I AM IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE WOW I AM SO HEALTHY WOW"

[@lunapadilla1581]

disel patches, coffee and sunset perfect

[@kaseyd264]

“Get your lazy *ss out of that bed, you have like 5, I mean 4 kids, right?” Best quote ever

[@Krazy_K1500]

“Little Timmy probably already shat his pants” the best quote on KZbin

[@johng9290]

Lol i also have an orange 69 dodge charger daytona as my pfp

[@CAIORAZ]

3:09 Wait, she needs a planner to remind herself to play and listen to her kids?

[@buhzda9081]

I had to eat rice cakes for like the first 12 years of my life, and they sucked unlike little boys in Jean shorts

[@slumbertrap6506]

Gotta love how "natural" shes acting while the poor camera guy has to run his ass all around her to get those money shots.

[@utsgotnoguts]

Imagine if he actually wins the giveaway

[@hastur-thekinginyellow8115]

They made the giveaway impossible to win, it was all a giant fucking scam lol. One of the criteria was that you had to leave a comment on her video, and that of the other chicks. Yet the other one's video was fucking privated so you couldn't comment, thus making the criteria for entering the giveaway literally impossible lol. The giveaway was just to get internet points.

[@terepashinogenjitsu]

My morning routine: Extreme tiredness with a mix of hating being awake

[@chappelled]

Sleep is the only good thing in my life rn

[@vanjavuksic808]

I don’t know this girl but she is such a hypocrite

[@unbearabletruth4310]

Well..she is the same person that abandoned a chinese autistic kid because he did not generate her enough money....

[@internetprotectiveservices4599]

@@unbearabletruth4310 link?

[@unbearabletruth4310]

@@internetprotectiveservices4599 look it up moron

[@parkeranimations3671]

Unbearable Truth did not have to call him moron

[@El_Sueno591]

Unbearable Truth u got mad for no reason whatsoever.

[@aidenvandijk4223]

6:20 how the fuck can anyone smile like that, the only person who is allowed to do that is Jeff the Killer. I'm positive her workout is killing the neighbour that is angry in her yt comments

[@voidwindandwater5646]

Looking at that Percy face is just....hilarious. that's like the biggest "im high" representation ever 🤣😂

[@virginiansupremacy]

her house is too clean to have 4 kids in it.

[@lovelydolltime8006]

We don't speak about Huxley.

[@namedone3359]

Discord has the big gay

[@myfavoritecoloris3533]

Biggest gay

[@carbonreptile5437]

no one is gonna talk about twitch

[@thobiledube2291]

I was dying when he said "n**** you live in a shack"🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@stew5451]

What kind of monster keeps a planner neer their bed

[@punkpeen4653]

"Neer"

[@YouKnowMeDuh]

Man's Discord is literally a ticking time bomb. It's hilarious.

[@caramelitchi5046]

2:58 that came from the bottom of the heart 💀

[@semperfi2014mn]

I feel bad for the people who think Rice cakes are healthy.

[@zodiac6669]

They are LOL

[@mememorist3730]

@@zodiac6669 they are but not combine with avocado it's disgusting

[@LethalByChoice]

They are lol, but it depends on what kind you get, the plain ones with whole grain brown rice and flaxseed that are only 40 calories are the healthiest I can find. But if you get ones that are flavored like chocolate they may be slightly unhealthy compared to the plain ones.

[@sadisticgirl_]

@Pheladi Nkopodi what

[@LethalByChoice]

@Orange Juice Rice cakes have nothing in them that is unhealthy.