DIFFERENT TYPES OF NEIGHBOURS WHEN YOU ARE BEING BEATEN

[@easyware]

I want to give thanks to those few "child protection programme" uncles and aunts who intervened on my behalf...

[@Destiney.-]

hahahaha im dead 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@noodleswithteeth7029]

right

[@shrubby8967]

God bless through their struggles and future endeavors in the name of our lord!

[@The_Moving_finger_writes]

😅😂😂🤣🤣 same dude same

[@cherylmia]

Same 😂😂

[@ameseful]

That Aunty Instigator is jealous that Glory has a boyfriend and she's still single. Woooow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@isaacundie5356]

Single at 40 please😂😂

[@costanantaayiiy8cmd822]

@@isaacundie5356 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@continuousself-improvement1879]

Lol. Who would wanna be with such a mean spirit? 😅

[@potatopotatoeOG]

I'm screaming 🤣

[@DebbieAkano]

I’ve always HATED those Aunties. It’s like they thrive off of other’s misery especially children. Luckily, I only experienced one of those Aunties and my mum cut her off after she showed her true colours.

[@Goldenxbih]

You know what’s sad about the instigator character, there are real witches who will lie and make stories up just so the child would get beaten even more. Smh.

[@DragonRider-cx7br]

For real though, one of them was a teacher who hated me. I fucking *hated* that bitch, she would constantly make up stuff to get me in trouble with my mom and seriously, it was bad enough that I have legitimate trauma from getting beaten though the teacher didn’t care at all. I did get revenge on her a few times though

[@Goldenxbih]

@@DragonRider-cx7br Omg what did you do for revenge.

[@eshahabib9725]

@@DragonRider-cx7br omg I want to know too?

[@DragonRider-cx7br]

@@eshahabib9725 well, i usually just did a few little things like misplacing her stuff when she wasnt looking or sneaking into her lunch box and dumping hand sanitizer all over her food, however i do remember one time i embarrassed her in front of my entire class and her colleague. She had been the usual bitch that she was, nitpicking over every little thing i did while ignoring all the other students, and we had a TA (who also didnt care) in the room who was just sitting in a chair or something (can’t remember exactly it was a while ago). Anyways, the she was going on about how she knew a lot more than i did and “was i too stupid to follow basic directions” (it was a robotics class), after a while i had enough, so i waited for when she had to leave the room to get some computers and i decided to do a little “tinkering” with her demo robot. After a while she comes back and when we get to the part where we have to show how we programmed our robots to move through a mat maze (basically just a mat with lines on it the robot was supposed to scan and avoid), she decided to loudly announce “Well, this is what your root *should* be able to do if you actually paid attention and followed directions” while looking at me, and then she started her robot.... or at least... tried to. The robot started up and immediately zoomed off and crashed into a display where the previous class winner robots had been stored, some of the bots fell down and got wrecked, and our teacher just stood there red in the face while everyone laughed at her. Ik its not all that juicy lol but it certainly was funny

[@eshahabib9725]

@@DragonRider-cx7br omg😂😂 she totally deserved it

[@plusabi97]

The scariest is when my mother doesn’t talk You’ll never know what to expect

[@alleniversonisabeast]

Hah! I'd rather her beat me now now than give me the silent treatment.

[@JuriAmari]

Silence is worse!

[@attiogbeeyram6920]

😞😃😃

[@mcamara488]

Same...

[@euxollia623]

Your gonna be beaten without mercy if you have that treatment

[@margaretayegba01]

You see those child protection people, they will enjoy for 600 years. Awwwwwn ☺️☺️ 2k likes. Thanks so much 🥰🥰🤗

[@yomioyeleke7972]

Amennn. lmao

[@_thisisbeatrice]

Amen

[@shekinahmba3991]

Amen

[@jeby4lyfe]

Those are ur favourite aunties

[@Happy_Biscuits_Sickle_n_Sweet]

I love those people with all my heart .. they're the real G.O.A.T's

[@hillaryslifestyle167]

Why is she not a big Nollywood actor? Like the way she plays characters is mind blowing to me. Took me back to my childhood, you have talent abeg

[@IncrediGeorge]

She was in Falz video

[@okejahvictor658]

Am telling you, she is really talented

[@abigails.l.lartey2062]

I know riiigghhhttt??????

[@happinessogwamhenlu]

I thought so too 😅

[@themabichuks]

Just give it time... She's a rising star and would soon reach her peak.. The world ain't ready for her talent yet

[@lindaasante3466]

The instigator always add salt to the wound.🙄They are always elderly people whose children are even worse than you.Really annoying 😒

[@christabelchinas]

Or they don't have kids

[@megnovo9959]

You are very correct

[@johnwealth2205]

So.... True those in Nigeria will understand 🤣🤣🤣

[@plugangmor344]

@@johnwealth2205 happens everywhere... I’m from Ghana and I understand too lol

[@tchakamlarisa871]

Not a good idea to watch while drinking coffee! 😅

[@salmaabuhamdia]

Am I the only one who started laughing when the instigator said “White Jeep”, “White Jeep” 😂

[@SalmaMohamed-vx7me]

I died at Lexus jeep 😂😂😂😂

[@salmaabuhamdia]

@@SalmaMohamed-vx7me XD

[@eeee8479]

The instigator was the best one. This girl is hilarious. I can’t even! 😭

[@salmaabuhamdia]

@@eeee8479 omg right?

[@amakaamazon5958]

Jeepiiii 🤣🤣

[@OjurereofGod]

Immediately she saw the instigator,she knew she was a goner😂 🙈I don't think I have ever gotten this much like on a comment before. Thank you🤍. Compliments of the season ❤

[@legendsofawesomeness5352]

That is soo true😂😂😂

[@CeeCeeOj]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KwekuDartehAnaneAppiah]

I know right, that's my favorite part...

[@noelstar1456]

Mom saw the gossiper and was like 'mxm...'

[@Lster937]

If I would be in that place I would atleast murder the instigator neighbour I when she was leaving I will be as same as her like" I will deal with u too.lets see what happens now after this "😈 Uh that just what I want to do .just chill I can't do it in real🙂

[@Mariue8553]

Fast forward 5 years later: "You never marry?" African parents😭

[@noodleswithteeth7029]

IF THIS ISN'T TRUE

[@Secretzstolen]

Omg for real! Ok I have Ukrainian parents, but my parents always told me boys are yucky & I have to focus on school, & now I'm older I've realized school was a perfect opportunity to find a good bf cuz it's a good time to bond & see how ppl behave in an environment, as opposed to just going on dates where people can lie & 'be on their best behavior'.

[@samgtabu]

😆 😆 😆 True

[@isda3314]

@@Secretzstolen dang- thanks for the advice

[@ousontmeslunettes9891]

Exactly

[@zitankeonye8923]

Was I the only one who found that “gossip” creepy😂

[@moviesrus6219]

That is how they are

[@obajuluwakemi8851]

Tbh😂😂

[@nkay91]

Omg. So eerily creepy.

[@angelofdeath275]

i burst out laughing because i was mad uncomfortable lmao

[@pretty-lb2qx]

That's 90% of the aunties in my church

[@miriamajuna9681]

No matter what we should applaud the instigator for having such good memory😂😂😂

[@OttoAkama]

Hahaha! Maxi gown, Abi

[@lifeisgodsgift9780]

Really correct

[@lifeisgodsgift9780]

And also at his arrival, the child's expression.

[@maryannuche-duruibe2618]

very true

[@kinglordehud]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGK8ZGOjiZethdU

[@linarythmz]

Child protection program Those neighbours will never lack. I had one like that, my childhood bestfriend's mum....oooh that woman is heaven sent

[@elvishhudson2402]

Good for you 👏👏👏👏👏👏😁😁😁😁. It's hard to find here in Africa. I wish you knew what I have been through.😞😞😞😁

[@naomigideon6328]

Me too my mums best friend was my child protector😂😂😂

[@dopebto7431]

All these beating would not have happened if Sandra was a sharp babe and was able to put 2 and 2 together😂😂😂

[@bubbleunicorn7928]

This is all Sandra's fault🤣🤣

[@EMMANUEL-zw4hh]

Periooddd

[@Urfavigbo]

Honestly

[@toluwaniyinojo-osagie1481]

The way I would’ve unfriended Sandra mehnnn

[@lulu7304]

😂😅

[@lamiwilliams]

Maraji, do you ever randomly burst out laughing when shooting a scene? This is hilarious! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@MarajisWorld]

Everytime 😂😂😂

[@esosaigbinoghodua7889]

Pls Maraji how can I get this beat on the instigator Pls thank

[@Hello-ir1dw]

HAHAHAH

[@offorifunanya4361]

😂😂😂😂

[@Lilthang03]

Lol😂😂😂😩

[@insidebest7887]

"I gave birth you I am gonna kill you " these are the exact lines my mom used to say to me 😂

[@hilariousname6826]

Sick.

[@Queen-zi1cp]

😂😂😂 my mum has said the exact same to me many times but I've made it to adulthood!

[@hilariousname6826]

@@Queen-zi1cp Not everyone has .....

[@Queen-zi1cp]

@@hilariousname6826 yes and I feel bad for those people but i don't see what that has got to do with me. Am only here because this is so relatable. And am laughing because she said it so many times but never acted on it. If she did, I won't be here laughing.

[@alexmaganda5827]

your mom has issues then its not funny

[@gargisingh6659]

I am the beggar/child protector trying to calm down my parents so that my younger siblings don’t get thrashed. Only for my parents to turn the tables on me saying “They are doing things by seeing and learning from the example you have set” 😭 Then it is my turn ☠️💃🏽🤦🏾‍♀️

[@KELOPHE]

i can feel you sis

[@snehaaditya2691]

Hahahahahaha! I have experienced that!

[@what-oy7rx]

Yeah, no. My sibling get me in trouble all the time for things I don't even do. They're getting a beating? OK.

[@CATwrld-rm8gf]

Its 123 I’m going to destroy it

[@kindsoul8120]

Gargi Singh you are so funny, what a hilarious comment. I can see being true.

[@safiyahassan4360]

The instigator are usually the CCTV of the whole town😂😂😭😭😭they are everywhere ooooo

[@amanoilsandhealthyfoods]

No,no,no. The gossips will see and spread the news but the instigators are the reporters.🤣🤣😂😢

[@Fayeeeevlogs]

Honestlyyy 😭and they know all the details wthh😭

[@nothandoonyehalu7966]

And usually the neighbors with disgusting personalities

[@johannamsimon1147]

There's always a instigator near you 🤣😂🤣..I dislike them cause they made sure I got my beating from mom🤦‍♀️,for my son I listen but I decide on the punishment myself 🤗 not from the instigator..

[@mhlengik1832]

Sometimes they don't even know ish but because they are nasty and full of hate. They'll just talk out of their buttholes involving your friends and the stuff they do and you end up getting a hiding over things your friends do when you don't even do them.

[@anisax23]

Its mad how our cultures are so similar. Im from Afghanistan and i can deeply relate on the part where the mum says not to run when shes beating you😂 the memories

[@jamsfactoryfreejamsforjimin]

Same with India lol

[@zohalsekandari2211]

💯 right

[@PHlophe]

@@jamsfactoryfreejamsforjimin we have a lot more in common than we think.

[@hypatiaurjilez7513]

Same, I'm from Ecuador XD

[@urbehaviorissough99]

I'm from Asia and if I found this video 8 months ago, I would think it's relatable. My mother died 8 months ago and would it be funny if I tell you guys I would let her beat me everyday in exchange of having her back?

[@tshimologomolebatsi4966]

Funny how the instigator is never around or see anything when the house gets robbed but they always see you doing everything 'wrong' 😭😭😭🙄😂😂

[@richardujadughele6329]

Haha the beggar and the child protector are the same person. The only difference between them is age. The beggar will grow up to be a child protector. Your mate and your younger can't stop you from beating, unless na fight. All they can do is beg and try to reason with you. But the child protector is clearly an OG haha. That's why she can send the child downstairs and the mother can't do anything about it. But when that child returns eh...

[@Loralou4455]

Facts!!!! 😂

[@diboakale3461]

Dead meat 😂😂😂😂

[@fishgul69]

The child protector is the reason I'm still alive...

[@Rae-xd2yb]

It was always my grandma we ran to, she wouldn’t let anyone touch us😂😭

[@treething8257]

I wish there was any of those in my life LOL, the child protectors I had was the police when they were called by my neighbors.

[@victorovat1182]

The way Glory started crying afresh when the instigator came in is just priceless 😹😹😹😹😹💔💀💀

[@continuousself-improvement1879]

She thought she got it bad before, but now she knows mommy will bring a new level of pain, thanks to the Instigator. 😅😅😅

[@Pherkeh]

😂😂😂 her acting!!! The transition between different characters! So good!!!

[@LB-bu5xf]

Smh. This is so accurate with Caribbean parents too. I've learned that there's a huge difference between disciplining and punishing. This kind of punishment is outright abusive.

[@jessica33313]

@rushaye henryit's abusive my dude. Pretty sure they are not white.

[@josnadessai1311]

The child protection is going straight to heaven.

[@lavandergarden904]

For real though

[@seasonedqueen6960]

In jesus name!!

[@oyindamolaprecious2118]

Swears😂❤️

[@agustdel5571]

I once broke a nail protecting my cousin sis from my uncle lmao i thought i went to hell

[@josnadessai1311]

@@agustdel5571 Lol. You'll get golden nails in heaven sis✨😋🙌🏾

[@zumokeajufo277]

Maraji should start acting in movies. She acts soo well

[@chydeecrystal]

The editing! This is so good Maraji. Filming all these scenes and editing them to be in sync is a big skill on its own. Well done!

[@MarajisWorld]

Thank you 🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@gloryjohn1008]

@@MarajisWorld calm down naw

[@sharaskeete3014]

@@MarajisWorld You are very talented!!!👌🏾🤗💗

[@damejane9190]

@@gloryjohn1008 😆😆

[@elizabethtaworid538]

I thank those child protection programme auntie’s and uncles for always showing up for me 😅😅

[@payalk9443]

Parents and neighbours are just the same in India as well 😂

[@cherryblossom8501]

So true

[@sarithajagajith6568]

🤣

[@osam6356]

Marajix acting is just on a different level. She shows everything on her face🖤 2:28 & 2:08 -: 3:26 haha. 4:27 haha this one kills me. 6:17 how she says gown tho🤣

[@priscillajimenez27]

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@OmolOlaYemi]

She is good!!!

[@pewpew1163]

I shared with my mom and she had to turn it off after 30 seconds thinking it was a real beating lmao

[@osam6356]

@@chinyerefemi3598 haha😆

[@CommonSenseSisters]

"I SEE HER IN FRONT OF SOMEBODY MOTOR WHITE JEEP" We have been saying that since we watched this video!! Instigators are the worse😂😭😭😂😭😭

[@CommonSenseSisters]

YOOOOOO!!! We all loved the Child Protective neighbours ohh, just that they are few of them in Nigeria 😂😭😭😂😭😭. But when they go, the beating will be doubled in size 😂😭😭

[@costanantaayiiy8cmd822]

U mean jip 😂😂😂😂

[@akiryuichi]

It hurts more when the instigator is your own sibling

[@mufidamaya6874]

@@akiryuichi It's mostly siblings, my sister does the same even when my mom doesn't want to react she make her...

[@ina2099]

Me an Indian completely relating to those aunties who always snitch on you even though you were just talking to a guy friend about your projects and they go to your parents to complain....Man these people really don’t know how to mind their own business ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

[@lia.419.]

Then your parents think your having an affair with them then tell you to stop talking to them (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

[@ina2099]

@@lia.419. that too (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

[@shahraya7628]

Those jasoos mausi’s or khala’s 😒

[@ayesharida9913]

True😪

[@bobfaam5215]

Indians are nowhere comparable to Africans . Indian parents are generally soft .

[@peaceibe3380]

This took me back to when I was 6yrs old and I dared to make my mum run after me.😭😂 Let just say the fact that am alive today is by His grace.

[@diamond...6733]

Lmaooo

[@dolapoadeshina3851]

😆😆😆😆

[@senamkemetse7212]

I died😂😭😭chai

[@angellanakafeero1972]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@marvellousadelaja3922]

😂😂😂😂

[@edaiyin3401]

The child protection is a double edged sword. Once the time passed and your saviour has forgotten your matter, you are not sure how and when to return back home.

[@debzyy9469]

To be honest 😂😂

[@edidiongudonsak8628]

exactly,

[@moniquekwachou342]

Aswear

[@Suepraise]

I don’t bother going because I know it’s going to be double when I return unless she follows me home and pleads on my behalf.

[@peaceogunlana7909]

@@Suepraise e still no mean anything 😂. She go sleep for Una house? Even if she sleep sef, if your mama mean you, she go flog you when the neighbour dey sleep😂.

[@Annie.austine]

Maraji 600 years of happiness for you,for making me laugh this hard 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MarajisWorld]

😂😂😂

[@gloryjohn1008]

@@MarajisWorld 😃😃😃😃😃😃

[@lindiweprecious8016]

The instigator though 🤣🤣🤣

[@gierk27]

Sometimes I preferred the beatings to the talking. They can talk/verbal abuse for 3 days straight and drive you mad

[@storieswithauntyogeswaog1430]

Eh!!! No be small thing ooo. I really preferred 100 strokes of cane to my mum's mouth

[@Suepraise]

My father will beat you mercilessly and won’t let you forget in a hurry.🤦🏽‍♀️ he will be on the matter for more than a Week. So much verbal abuse with a touch of physical pain

[@pantallygilka2854]

Me to deffo🤣🤣🤣

[@diamn2828]

Same here! I preferred the beating! I couldn't stand the verbal abuse .

[@angelofdeath275]

lmao right

[@favouranthony3885]

The instigators are the jealous type of people, waiting for a day to deal with you indirectly....one person wan finish me but thank God my mum don't listen to gossip🙏🙏

[@favoroluwanifemi4360]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HeroineC]

They're demonic, don't mind them.

[@heyyyitsbeni1986]

That very day It happened to me I also told the lady something worse about her child and since then she never puts her mouth in other peoples live especially mine

[@favouranthony3885]

@@heyyyitsbeni1986 😂😂

[@britneybri]

@@heyyyitsbeni1986 Period💅🏾

[@tiffanys7215]

The instigators act like their favourite programme came on when they see someone being beaten🙄🙄

[@Melki]

Yes yes

[@lovelydeath04]

Ain't no lie

[@patriciadjuidje9877]

@@Melki said it would

[@VeeGean]

😂😂😂😂

[@mamoth7260]

They can't mind their buisness

[@raisevu6875]

Is the ending part for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣no stress

[@scenesfromsophia]

But really this is what actually pushes children to start misbehaving

[@PHlophe]

sophia when aunties are in your case you have nowhere to run.

[@adedoyinbadejo679]

Well many of the beatings we were given where for our good and made us straighten up

[@soph3378]

@@adedoyinbadejo679 made us straighten up when we’re in front of our parents 😉. Some things were overreactions

[@adedoyinbadejo679]

@@soph3378 😂 everyone is different tho I don't straighten up just infront of my parents And yaaassss too many overreactions😩 but thank God that's only when we where younger once we where like twelve she didn't beat us like this again😌

[@tinkerbell3667]

Yup and you end up being a responsible adult with some kind of trauma.

[@pipi3880]

😂😂😂😂😂 most times i just go and take my beatings than to go with "child protector" because when you come back you are finished.

[@creativechristiancontent]

Its true the mother is adding and saving up the beatings for later on once you get back.

[@sooyan5476]

gonna get extra beatings just for going with them 😭

[@sweetdkinkycurls]

@@michellefreeman5700 Are you referring to the U.S.? If so yes, if your child is removed from the home. It is a very long difficult process to get custody of your children back. Depending on how serious the offense the parent could be sent to jail or prison and never get their child back. I'm curious to what the process is in her country.

[@_s.shay_]

Truee 😭😭😭😭

[@obsessedwithnct1473]

@@_s.shay_you're armyzen omg😭😭

[@gloryogba6974]

Even after a break up with her boyfriend she is still interested in making us smill and even laugh ... Thank you girl ,you DESERVE better😘😘 Oh my GOD thanks for the likes 😊😊

[@priscillajimenez27]

Oh wow she had a breakup? Hope the heat for her

[@obaasimantim656]

It is well

[@browniee127]

What is she supposed to be destroyed... ya sound dumb.

[@mercyosinachi9743]

Did she break up with him

[@africanfufu]

Wunna with kongossa(gossip) how you take sabi say she broke up with her boyfriend

[@smritashreebaruah]

I am an Indian and from Assam..our cultures are carbon copies of one another!❤️

[@otakuinosuke7349]

As an Indian, can confirm.

[@EllieEtanga]

Ahaha...bad parenting is everywhere

[@otakuinosuke7349]

@@EllieEtanga it is what it is, but those memories are now the most hilarious ones, me and my mom laugh at them to this day lmao

[@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63]

Same for Bengalis

[@kamabokogonpachiro5131]

Dont forget punjabis 😂

[@ederichard6763]

Instigators are very annoying,acting like they gave birth to you

[@florencerazunguzwa9770]

😂😂And they are our parent's favorites

[@Marleykartel]

Wallahi

[@ellagwebu2844]

@@florencerazunguzwa9770 true 😂😂😂

[@hilbertoseiasibey7553]

Belinkrgcpkolibhylikase

[@iisrael_i5123]

They should feature this girl in one classic nigerian movie, she acts so well😂

[@sharondolanstyles6079]

I know righttttt

[@pawllstime5716]

Pls nigerian movies is below her

[@oriowojoshuatbj9086]

My rap song Holy spirit my G kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXyseGqCr7mkr6c Enjoy!!

[@violetgondo355]

I agree with you

[@abayomiolatemiju5704]

I don't know why she hasn't scored something in Basket Mouth's Flatmates

[@pgmoonallstar8506]

For me, the watchers are the worst because they give you hope when you see them and believe that they will intervene for you but soon you will feel abandoned when you realize that they will just stand there watching you getting beaten up🥺

[@Bamibello]

They’re better than instigators o😂

[@mrtrollnator123]

​@@Bamibellofr

[@noodleswithteeth7029]

Monitoring spirito

[@girlonclouds]

I've said it thousand times, black people's and desi people's culture is so SO SIMILAR 😭

[@ms.dentist]

Ikr...😂😂😂

[@bobfaam5215]

No . Indian people don’t get angry

[@Dusti_]

My neighbours were the child protection program type🤣🤣.. Always saving my ass... Much love from Ghana🇬🇭

[@priscillajimenez27]

Dang my neighbors never knew what was going on lol

[@Dusti_]

@@priscillajimenez27 🤣🤣🤣

[@katebel5335]

The begger: can't you beg Child:momy am sorry😭 Mom: are you mad😂😂 (This got me)

[@bluestripes6037]

That sequence was SO true to life

[@ninafangirl1]

😹😹😹

[@florencembah2626]

D instigator is devil in human flesh. D gossiper is obviously not wanted. & D child protector has to be d most matured.

[@nhyi2147]

@ENIMOY COMEDY stop self promoting, it's against KZbin rules

[@james6925]

@@nhyi2147 ikr

[@juniperlee6642]

The child protectors are just the best!

[@juniperlee6642]

The gossipers are so irritating

[@davidkalu2812]

@@nhyi2147 how is it ur business if she's promoting her series

[@temtaesionon7seas331]

THE WAY SHE EMPHASIZES WHITE JEEP LOL.

[@tanvitasnim326]

I’m Bangladeshi and for me the child protection program was my grandma she would let me sleep in her room when my mom beat me with wooden spoons she would talk to my mom and convince her to not beat me again. Dadu I love you and you are the only reason I’m alive today.

[@cirrocumulus1948]

I legit bolted it to my Nanu’s attic and hid in the closet.

[@anna84259]

Same. I was running away from my house to grandma everytime I was able to.

[@tanvitasnim326]

@SHAHARINA YEASMIN Girl no one escaped the beating in our house boro choto mejho everyone. Also congrats on being an older sister.

[@kinxaustinkonyeme4753]

@SHAHARINA YEASMIN same

[@cyntiaoliveira8076]

Damm bruh you had lucky, you are a blessing One

[@danilohernandez6617]

It's her uncle Mama Diana: Even though. 😂😂 This woman don get am for mind no be today 😂.

[@damanpreetkaur635]

Every Asian kid related to this on a spiritual level

[@sharnice4366]

When i was in grade 5 i got into trouble with a debt from the ladies who sell candies and the instigator came through. As God is my witness i am 23 but i have a phobia of debts or borrowing money😂😂😂.

[@thokozilenyirenda3282]

I have a phobia for borrowing or owing debt too.. But mine only affected me too much because i dint get hit.. It still shocks me till now.. How out of everything i never got beaten for it or scolded.. My mother just went and paid.. I feel messed up

[@sharnice4366]

@@thokozilenyirenda3282 Girl why do i feel like you are Zim ?? Are you Zimbabwean?

[@thokozilenyirenda3282]

@@sharnice4366 lol no. I'm actually Malawian. Where are you from?

[@sharnice4366]

@@thokozilenyirenda3282 im from Zimbabwe. Lols

[@jenniferbani2934]

@@thokozilenyirenda3282 that is scary... if they dont shout or beat you, it is scary. Because you never know when they would decide to bring it up

[@vianccaboitumelomoyo5642]

There was one old lady in our neighborhood who was my granny's friend. She would always tell my granny that I don't greet her. I would get a beating because of her, but I always greeted her. Then she would tell us that she has hearing problems....! Then I asked my grandmother that if she is death then how did she hear that I did not greet her. One day my mom bought me a phone.... whenever I had to pass by her house, I'll pretend as if I'm on a call with someone, or pass sprinting LOL. So Instigators are real

[@sunnyfoxava474]

Oof

[@Chantieslife]

Those who dislike are just jealous of her progress and talent. Well I love her so much. She always makes my day😊😊 I'm a small youtuber so if you consider subscribing...

[@josephineabeasi141]

Ikr

[@april4872]

To everyone venting their childhood trauma here, just remember that the cycle can stop with you. My mother was horrible with her punishments and instead of keeping that negative mental health mindset she has I got help from many councilors and I do not treat my kids as she did. I lecture and try to use self awareness and questioning our own behavior because we should as it's nicer to live in a kind safe environment, we should not be nice to each other because we are afraid of what will happen if we aren't. Some people think you have to slap or use physical punishment but for me it's traumatic. Here in India people hit their kids a lot and comedian people often joke about it but I hope it can change everywhere because really beatings don't do anything but terrorize kids. Anyway. I hope everybody is ok and I wish all the best 🙌🥰

[@Addission17]

I disagree. Physical punishment can be really helpful. Now it becomes traumatic when done overboard like most things. I say this as a person on the receiving end of some beatings when I was little. My parents always explained to me why I was going to get an ass whopping and they always brought their game, but they never overdid it. Looking back at some of the shit I got myself into and got whopped for it, I truly appreciate it. Not really the whoppings but the effects of them. How it steered me away from some destructive habits/behaviours, and how it forced me to pick up ones that help my career even to today.

[@mimim6015]

@@Addission17 But being whooped for stupid little things constantly is extremely damaging.

[@mozu650]

@@mimim6015 remember it always starts small, if u don’t get whooped then you just do it again, and again.

[@mimim6015]

@@mozu650 if you get whooped to hard u will retaliate in anger and do it again in hatred for ur parents.

[@mozu650]

@@mimim6015 I don’t know what kind of family you grew up in, but I would never repeated it again for hatred of my parents that sounds about white. I just never did it again I cared more about my buttcheeks than getting back at them lol

[@Owenedits1]

My neighbors are useless They won't do anything

[@nganjonaomi7443]

Useless neighbors are better than the instigators

[@jessicaagu4093]

@@nganjonaomi7443 I swear 😂 😂 😂

[@nkjv12]

@@nganjonaomi7443 very true

[@beatrixmadue9645]

😂😂😂

[@blaisenwokedike5669]

Why were you stubbor?

[@tunedex6593]

Instead of "Instigators" you should have use "Witches" 😂

[@anuoluwapoadetola9471]

I swear ,wicked people🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sebeneledlamini6399]

😂😂😂

[@bohlalenchabeleng1370]

😂😂😂

[@jenniferboateng1004]

Ikr😂😂😂😂

[@dolapoadeshina3851]

😆😆

[@abrahamemeka2127]

I don't just know wat to say again. U r just out of this world 😂😂😂😂

[@dearbrave4183]

@ENIMOY COMEDY no, try to generate traffic naturally like she did. If you post more the algorithm will recommend you more , if you make good comedy more people will like and share your comedy with others. And it will give you real feedback about how to improve and what to do. And that way you will have real subscribers. Don't cut corners. Good luck!

[@Jcov2021]

Bro confess, you are the emeka that glory was talking to at 3am

[@NoraGsNook]

Ahhhh Emeka you see what you caused 😂😂😂😂

[@tammybanigo4800]

Emeka is that you? 😂

[@abrahamemeka2127]

@@tammybanigo4800 u pple should leave me na😂😂😂

[@Emmarandom115]

The instigator is my personal favorite. She was hilarious.

[@pillangdah]

When you See the instigators you know your dead😂

[@Eroki222]

@ENIMOY COMEDY okay sure no problem, and by the way I saw them and they were good.

[@etimbukbassey8097]

This child protector is the best o We used to pray for these kinds of neighbours and aunties

[@juniperlee6642]

Ikr

[@vanessaarthur4092]

True 😂😂😂

[@wendyanyika7336]

Madam Child protection, you for just kuku adopt her na😂

[@chepkemoiesther684]

Who else has recalled that part of 'eh u are going ok sleep there and make sure you don't come back " African mother's are really one of a kind 🤣🤣🤣 big up to miraji you really bring out the real outlook potraying what actually happens in our societies .

[@hauwamuhammad2162]

You are really talented, I don’t like the instigators I had lots of them when I was growing up!

[@nelsonchika]

I swr...😂😂😂

[@juniperlee6642]

I swr! Instigators are the worst! No wonder they say in a typical Nigerian neighborhood there's no need for CCTV. The neighbors are enough 😂😂😂

[@blessingbassey8720]

Me too i hate it

[@amanoilsandhealthyfoods]

The instigators and gossipers go hand in hand. The gossip will hear and spread news to the whole neighborhood then instigators will hear and add gasoline to the fire.🤣🤣😂

[@ellagwebu2844]

@@amanoilsandhealthyfoods 😭😭😂😂

[@munimed]

Lol the ones that will talk and talk but will not do anything😂😂 my favorite ones are those that will stop the beating and take you to their house then give you biscuits. But your mom will then beat you cos of the biscuits when you come back home

[@Foodiejum]

Enhennn... Biscuit that you will eat and still know that trouble will happen😂😂

[@chidiebereemmanuel1804]

Those child protection people will last long and live longer I remember two women that use to save my elder brother from Daddy lol

[@Discordia5]

Saying "lol" at the end doesn't mask the pain from us. 😞

[@Jstar697]

The angels that came at knick of time

[@buamiraymond5384]

The instigator is the best act 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tifanienk]

That instigator is the jealous neighbour who awaits the least situation to bring troubles in your family. Tchaii

[@MarinaCopt96]

As a fellow african but one that happens to be Egyptian so only understands arabic and English, I am so very grateful for the subtitles! Love your vids!

[@maryannnwokocha1156]

@Chanlix, I love felix's deep voice. Lol ur correct its English yes but in Nigerian there's broken English and its easier to understand.

[@KingArtoriusTV]

As the bible says, it's not all witches that fly: The instigators are all witches!! Lmao

[@takeheart9962]

Where does it say that in the Bible?

[@KingArtoriusTV]

@opinions opinions The way I word it is an African proverb explaining what the verse means, its in the book of Galatians 5. Stating; idolatry and witchcraft; hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambition, dissensions, factions, and gossiping, etc are all one spirit and not any different from each other and all will miss the Kingdom of God. :)

[@KingArtoriusTV]

@@takeheart9962 The way I word it is an African proverb explaining what the verse means, its in the book of Galatians 5. Stating; idolatry and witchcraft; hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambition, dissensions, factions, and gossiping, etc are all one spirit and not any different from each other and all will miss the Kingdom of God. :)

[@Lau-kj4fw]

She's a really good actress 😂

[@tenseishiyou]

You know what's even worse? When someone asks what happened and you have to watch her explain what you did right in font of you.

[@yugee3496]

Maraji really has to show us this emeka😂. His name's mentioned in literally most of her skits

[@ajalahupfront]

These skits remind of of the days when my mom was always threatening me with what she will do if she catches me talking to boys. Then one day I actually visited a boy. I was supposed to grind beans for moi moi, I went to the boys house with the beans. Well guys, my mom is a Nigerian mom. She made good her threat. Locked the door with just me and her, the neighbors begged and begged from the window, to no avail. She beat the boy loving devils out of me that day. Gosh, I don't think I will beat my daughters like that oh

[@maloumasereel966]

I can really respect peoples cultures, but sometimes it just goes too far...

[@iamachristiangirl2028]

thats a little too much and i am in a african home

[@Goldenxbih]

When I read moi moi I knew.. African parents take it too far istg

[@adedoyinbadejo679]

U sef why u carry beans go boys house u get mind ooo😂😂 But honestly b4 u call it abuse she has warned you numerous times as u mentioned then u went ahead and disobeyed her that's wat must have made her more angry,she's just looking out for you oo,when I was very young I went to a boys house and got harassed,this are the things they are just trying to avoid,my mum didn't like us going to any neighbors house

[@checkmattee222]

@Hi My Name Is sweetie my stepmother would beat me black and blue with a wooden stick until it broke on my body and she would then proceed to bite my arms with her teeth till it left tooth marks on me, being beaten "the daylights out of" is nothing.

[@sttropez8456]

This is actually extremely upsetting it gave me flashbacks

[@EllieEtanga]

Trauma😀😀😀

[@noraali9663]

me too Im sorry but I haven't healed yet so I unsubscribed. it was too accurate

[@kenya91b]

Oh may Jesus heal you o

[@mangadud]

Same I teared up

[@anna84259]

Same tbh

[@Akinyizm]

Hahaha instigators just be witches.. The gossip: “Mummy glo u vex today oo “🤣🤣🤣 No, help at all.

[@drummergirl001]

I just tire🤣🤣🤣

[@hot5919]

The beggars are the ones that saved my life when I was 6😂

[@kingwordsskingwordss4496]

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[@hot5919]

@@kingwordsskingwordss4496 ??......ok

[@Adijatou]

nah

[@officially_soso1255]

Same! Like my Aunty😭😂

[@wxngechii]

ᴛʜᴀᴛs ᴛʀᴜᴇ

[@AkosMusings]

"Make sure you don't come back..." hehehehe that part o can relate weell well🤣🤣🤣😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@nycto16]

OMG why this is so relatable? Asian parents are 100% like African! The dialogues of mother are so natural.

[@rendacolins3962]

Blessings to everyone watching dis movie in Jesus name of Nazareth Amen

[@adonis1365]

The gossipers face. You could see it in her eyes

[@britneybri]

🤣

[@chiomagists3659]

I swear😂😂😂

[@angelofdeath275]

lmao

[@timmyadenuga3494]

Thank God I have no crazy neighbors🤣🤣

[@florencembah2626]

Lucky u

[@poeticami5641]

When the instigator said “Even tho” I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dorotheem3413]

They are the worst🤞🏽... they are enemy of progress of getting out of trouble

[@poeticami5641]

@@dorotheem3413 I know right, just give me the whopping at this point 😂

[@lydiaheelu2681]

Me too. The best line ever 😂😂😂😂😂

[@OsariemenO]

I thought mummy glory was about to burst some dance moves with the child protector🤣🤣

[@junesenim2708]

I am happy my mom called a number to protect my two childhood friends from their mother Just because It's a cultural thing doesn't make it okay.

[@pebblegrindelwald6593]

Exactly

[@okekemirabel2165]

And I used to hear how some Nigerian parents had the cops called on then for beating their kids. Hope responsibility will be taken if the kids go astray

[@shedrackmsuya9767]

In our country no that shit that why we are displined we love our parent as african because they now how to handle us

[@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz3010]

I agree completely

[@junesenim2708]

@@shedrackmsuya9767 I love my parents as an european because they teach me that violence is never the solution and that I should protect the children around me

[@drummergirl001]

"Glo glo how u dey now? You kneel down o" what was the point of her coming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mendiemmanuela1122]

To gather information and spread, she's the gossip nah hahahaha

[@drummergirl001]

@@mendiemmanuela1122 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sallymeli-n2y]

I hate those one the most

[@chara.tou.kyriou]

I actually feel like entering the phone and breaking that "The instigator" head😂😂

[@kechiotta5349]

Instigators and gossips are the most populated ones in Nigeria.

[@roxymel2395]

The choice of background music makes it funnier lol

[@michelle5490]

3am. *holds up 4 fingers* 1:36 LOL

[@jephta3730]

Maraji is the GOAT. God! This is beyond good and so relatable.

[@storytimepaige8027]

The investigator is my younger sister when I'm in trouble.

[@obaasimantim656]

Aahhh🤣🤣🤣she will add more pepper

[@temmified1]

Hmmm did you say investigator???

[@flawlessgogo8650]

@@temmified1 🤣🤣🤣

[@jayceediana]

😂

[@nsohsema6526]

and your younger brother is surely the detective

[@ameena687]

If i left with the child protection she will kill me twice 😂😂

[@nwabuezecynthia6339]

I swear

[@teesapace]

🤣🤣

[@gbemisolaking7962]

Thought was the only one

[@sallymeli-n2y]

Exactly

[@akandecynthia4275]

may God bless all our child protection neighbors.

[@nomkhulekoncube4938]

From the African Home Disciplinary Committee. 1️⃣ Never run away from a beating! Where would you sleep? 2️⃣ Never scream when being beaten; African mom's will beat you till you can't cry 3️⃣ If a neighbor whoops your ass never report to your family, chances are you will get a second whooping 4️⃣ When your mother threatens to tell your father apologize immediately 5️⃣ You NEVER HIT BACK or else funeral arrangements will be made the next day 6️⃣ Always have a favorite uncle/ aunt who will bail you out ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am writing this for my future children 🐱 um yet to whoop ass just like my mom whooped me. Best therapy for any kind of behavioral issues. Shout out to the queens who raised us💕💕💕

[@niecyyy_here]

I swear because of all this instigators them, I had to stop my friendship w my closet girlfriends!! Everything they see they would report to my mom and add their own salt and pepper to it!!! It came to an extend that my mom thought that my friends were bad influence on me, sooo annoying!!!! The instigators kept saying we were going to man house, and mind u, we were 18-19 years old in college at that time, and the guys were about the same age w us, if not a little older, and this is even in America sef! I actually thought that at least in America, everyone would mind their own businesses, but no ooo, they wan put sand for pesin garri!!!!🙄

[@mayowa1232]

I swear they are worse here cause it’s a closer circle

[@poison213]

I just hate that one pesin. De go de always de do things nobody want. Chai! If someone no get the instigator na luck de get, luck.