"you dont sound a day over 12" is the funniest thing i have ever heard
@killer_125p76 ай бұрын
I Just realized the context and perhaps it's funny af XDDDD
@NeroDefogger6 ай бұрын
it made me lose it
@acgaming16436 ай бұрын
missed opportunity for "ooooookay.. and *you* dont sound a day under 30 years no parole"
@douwantabanana6 ай бұрын
This is what Drake says when hitting up his next girl
@havana-t8t5 ай бұрын
It Was you
@blackhorizon_worldwide6 ай бұрын
That ending conversation is quite disturbing. It may make your sc- I mean, business proposal seem morally better in comparison-
@johnrox35546 ай бұрын
Dude essentially said "I want to face #*?! you. You are 12" lock that man up!
@catergamer16 ай бұрын
i dont remember hypixel community being like that wtf is that end conversation 💀
@5APPH_136 ай бұрын
If your Discord Dms are open, I will start sending you Ideas buh
@evopeer6 ай бұрын
the pyramid scheme one was the best
@WhatTheCheick6 ай бұрын
Chamber idea: Constant stream of poison and regen potions so that they're in constant pain
@masonlefebvre3875 ай бұрын
Oh. That's torture
@Char-cm8gh5 ай бұрын
Good idea, thats going into my next world
@johnrox35546 ай бұрын
That guy from the ending is a criminal! Holy shit that was insane, what a lovely community Hypixel
@hjumn6 ай бұрын
👍
@fabianofragoso94985 ай бұрын
👍
@DanYami6 ай бұрын
the creature escaped confinement again
@Pybrosherk5 ай бұрын
NO ROOM CAN HOLD US FOOLS HSHSHFBFHFJDJDJSKAKDJFNCNND
@Captain_McDrizzy726 ай бұрын
5:48 the music brought back trauma of the clown from FNaF Pizza Sim
@MayoOverlord6 ай бұрын
FRUIT PUNCH FOR EVERYONE
@genlosser46 ай бұрын
Astraldpiff mentioned???
@HalogenFEAR6 ай бұрын
1:11 That is acctually terrifying
@LHrx233 ай бұрын
This is Greg’s final form!
@Maxwell_thecat1436 ай бұрын
Torture_gaming
@retodo37316 ай бұрын
diffy is like pheonixSC's birth defected cousin from idaho
@thisoneisforyoutube5 ай бұрын
He's clearly smart. He just uses that intellect for the pain of others. Can't blame him
@retodo37315 ай бұрын
@@thisoneisforyoutube yep cant blame em create seems pretty hard but idk cus im on bedrock
@thisoneisforyoutube5 ай бұрын
@@retodo3731 I use java. As somebody who made mario in minecraft create still confuses the heck outa me XD
@dominikkorbely58098 күн бұрын
"keeping the water on for too long can lead to some undesired consequences: most notably, death." - the water bill gestapo
@AverageMixer6 ай бұрын
Diffy smokin somthing different today.
@VoidfluxOrb3 ай бұрын
He's on that extra special Columbian zaza
@nolandonahue7956 ай бұрын
Diffy, I’ve got a radical idea for a video that you’ve never even heard of before. You should play with new hit game “Minecraft” a very recent release (2011) that has exploded in popularity!
@xixux90876 ай бұрын
2 months? worth it
@longlostlongforgotten5 ай бұрын
Hey. Greg said he’s sad. Greg said that he wants more friends. You should make him more friends. HE NEEDS MORE FRIENDS.
@gugoluna6 ай бұрын
"... someone who smoked 12 kilos of crack" Relatable
@TankerTyphlosion6666 ай бұрын
#relatable (Start chain guys)
@flaredesel34256 ай бұрын
(Start chain guys)
@AlexKuz255 ай бұрын
(Start chain guys)
@mr.pikumon34425 ай бұрын
(start chain guys)
@dxlz90776 ай бұрын
Intro never gets old 😭
@OqiviOrein06 ай бұрын
7:06 nah bruh, I swear I had a dream like this ages ago, and I was there people were on a something made of some purple metal, then like fire Sault appeared at there feet and burned em.
@sonjahernandez84655 ай бұрын
u playing hypixel skyblock: "i am going to make a pyramid schheme" me playing hypixel skyblock: "lets spend 30 hours breaking stone"
@blackhorizon_worldwide6 ай бұрын
Scamming is bannable on Hypixel Skyblock? On MMORPG? Ahah, your sense of morals and crimes are all messed up, sir. =)
@A_Productions6 ай бұрын
W video description, it seems like an honest and legit business. I'd support it
@Thph7936 ай бұрын
OMG DIFFY UPLOADED, BABE WAKE UP THE WORLD HAS JUST BECOME A (not )BETTER PLACE
@SupersuMC6 ай бұрын
Make the Torment Nexus from the sci-fi novel "Don't Make the Torment Nexus." Seriously, though, maybe break all the Geneva Conventions you can.
@leszekryniec70545 ай бұрын
Geneva Convention? More like
@smelyfart8005 ай бұрын
I saw the image and said “oh no, a diffy video” before seeing the title, and then I was like “OH NO”
@theduckinsupremacy6 ай бұрын
I love how you horribly torment innocent villagers
@theduckinsupremacy6 ай бұрын
yey I gyat acknowledged by a large creator
@PixelatedB2 ай бұрын
New snapshot for vilager orbit
@A_Productions6 ай бұрын
3 months Diffy. Literally yesterday i was thinking "Dam this guy dead or somethin?"
@Thomastangerine6 ай бұрын
Good choice of music I noticed terraria and garden warfare in there
@gadf6 ай бұрын
Wanna know something depressing this is one of the only videos uploaded this year that shows advanced rocketry mod
@WolflFlavoredTea6 ай бұрын
THE KINNG HAS RETURNED
@deathhope12336 ай бұрын
Diffy sounds like he's being held at gun point to make this video
@walter-je4ow6 ай бұрын
We need to let this man govern the world
@DiffyMC6 ай бұрын
I strongly agree with this statement
@A_Dog_and_a_Creeper6 ай бұрын
Heres a video idea... why not put your... "nature..." to good use and "help" a bunch of villages with some destructive "computer" destroying tnt mod...
@jamilatezguzman472 ай бұрын
0:18 person on the top left
@Ziptie258Ай бұрын
Yeah what was that lmfao
@magic1l7576 ай бұрын
"2 Months isn't even that long" My poor, poor Mother...
@luckfolly11836 ай бұрын
every time you tell into the mic something within me breaks
@SMV-CC886 ай бұрын
Building Flak guns and shooting down villagers in redstone flying machines.
@themineguy12346 ай бұрын
the first villager launch was the challenger
@Danilo_45736 ай бұрын
HE IS BACK!! RUUUN!!! AAAAAAAAAA
@DiffyMC6 ай бұрын
running is futile
@goldencreepersthesecond6 ай бұрын
@@DiffyMC well, at least i can still hide... right?
@combotiger8475 ай бұрын
@@goldencreepersthesecondthe only choice is *_greg_*
@mxaa97766 ай бұрын
The diffy experience taming Greg when
@דיןלרנר6 ай бұрын
1 minutes after release. thanks, diffy.
@howdydobuckeroo12046 ай бұрын
The crystal meth mod made all of my villagers incompetent drug addicts. They just want to trade for the blue now.
@Hiljaa_6 ай бұрын
not enough suffering I'm afraid
@witoldhodys44532 ай бұрын
I'm kind of getting worried what the AI is planning for us
@usr23_6 ай бұрын
Im about to start a pyramid scheme becouse of this
@Jamsteo6 ай бұрын
When the world needed him most He returned
@44Hd226 ай бұрын
You should di these ideas on your friends. Maybe do one with Squiddo. Would be funny.
@_Olar_6 ай бұрын
Any resistance over 5 is pointless since each level gives 20% damage reduction therefore resistance 5 is already immortality
@friskundertale16 ай бұрын
you should play random mods that you find under 50K downloads or have been recently updated
@SCrafter12346 ай бұрын
When’s the video where you make an smp where you specifically have creative mode and just pick off random people to test on
@SupremeLeaderOfNorthKorea016 ай бұрын
I am still stuck in Diffy's basement
@caesar_cider27776 ай бұрын
bro turned that first villager into a shaped charge 💀
@pika_1_8596 ай бұрын
Can u make a giant villager statue with a villager torture chamber in the head but every so often a villager gets launched out of the nose and dies opon impact with the ground
@l0stlights6 ай бұрын
omg dilfy mc is back nature is healing
@Sub-spaceTripmine6 ай бұрын
thatnks for the tips! ima make this now(in minecraft)
@scaredplant6 ай бұрын
diffy: im 46 guy: u sound like a day after twelve
@FatEngineerGaming6 ай бұрын
Diffy has gotten so relatable
@sadboiinasweater61045 ай бұрын
Half of the ideas gpt made were pure villager suffering
@kanisan_edit6 ай бұрын
The king, the myth, the legend
@Dantonfall5 ай бұрын
The Greg has not forgotten. Upgrade the Greg. Upgrade his flesh.
@dxcvvxd6 ай бұрын
hi daddy i missed you
@DiffyMC6 ай бұрын
😳
@5eyoshi6 ай бұрын
@DiffyMC please don't get the milk-
@krislivingston62915 ай бұрын
Wtf?
@unfortunatereplica84426 ай бұрын
It returns
@bobmackay94966 ай бұрын
Thank you diffy. I love the content you make. Keep it up! also ps make more of this stuff
@Blaze_the_Person5 ай бұрын
He said no ban pls. There is nothing hypixel staff can do.
@nickwilde25696 ай бұрын
Next video should be dropping agent orange acrossed villages Because recreating veitnam sounds fun
@pawebrzezinski99266 ай бұрын
Video idea: torture machine competition. This would make greater video and you could get some money by telling the FBI who they should put on wach list.
@pawebrzezinski99266 ай бұрын
True
@chodoesgaming6 ай бұрын
YOOO NEW VIDEO RAHHH
@Nitro0056 ай бұрын
U should play the insane asylum known as stoneblock for your wonderful ideas. Idk why u would let yourself go there but it’s an idea. Your videos are so ethical I just don’t know why they want to lock u up.
@The_pickle_birb3 ай бұрын
Diffy is just Boffy with redstone
@slime66046 ай бұрын
Make pleasure machines for a vid
@milesdapro6 ай бұрын
You are like the non-child friendly version of technoblade. Thats a compliment btw.
@Shakshuk6 ай бұрын
NO WAY another banger from greg man
@leschatssuperstars17416 ай бұрын
how about preg man?
@Shakshuk6 ай бұрын
Also that
@leschatssuperstars17416 ай бұрын
@@Shakshuk he's preg man because of me 😎
@mxaa97766 ай бұрын
@@leschatssuperstars1741ayo
@orangehatgamer3 ай бұрын
how is bro not at 100k hes one of the funnest guys im subbed to if not the funnest
@magicalaura21525 ай бұрын
Cool video idea:play with alex's caves and alex's mobs in survival(yuh)
@acgaming16436 ай бұрын
try to go 1 play session in teardown without downloading a ton of mods and becoming god in order to destroy everything (hint hint, physics gun, creative flight, quad barrel shotgun, omnicutter... whatever else u find) challenge
@brom95106 ай бұрын
L Diffy ( I will send cave dweller in your basement)
@MyNameIsTortem6 ай бұрын
AFTER 3 MONTHS FINALLY
@chrisandwichshop6 ай бұрын
Always remember, the washing machine is the best hiding spot in hide-and-seek!
@kgoynuyor73296 ай бұрын
your channel is underrated i really enjoy watching your videos
@shiploverwashere5 ай бұрын
what are your demands
@BulbminGaming6 ай бұрын
bro made a scattergun with villagers
@nerdcuddles77316 ай бұрын
Give the villagers resistance 5
@scaredplant6 ай бұрын
bros alive!!!
@BlueHawaiianShirt6 ай бұрын
i fear this man.
@floperdorszowy82456 ай бұрын
Diffy came back with milk🥛 (I hope he will not be gone for 20 years again)
@MootAlarm5 ай бұрын
Bro the intro is like that one guy who made a video reacting to his channel ending
@TransnestianLily6 ай бұрын
At 3:03, you made a villager shotgun. You should make more villager guns.
@newLSCAT5 ай бұрын
3:33 what is the full song called here i am curiouse
@wWujciak6 ай бұрын
top quality content fr
@rebvodka90136 ай бұрын
Pressure poop injector
@ro0n6556 ай бұрын
6:23 says to put down a lever. Places button
@thatone_dude2356 ай бұрын
I saw the thumbnail and deadass thought this was Skip The Tutorial
@1987nightrap6 ай бұрын
If you're low on ideas, and wanna scare yourself, just ask the viewers for ideas
@Pancake_Bunny15 ай бұрын
tbh diffy sounds like Phoenix SC if he was younger
@tinsnips696 ай бұрын
THE FIRE IS BACK LETS GO 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@АрсенийСергеев-ч8с6 ай бұрын
Try to make as many war crimes as you can.😅
@sanneoi63236 ай бұрын
YAY DIFFY UPLOADED AGAIN
@niloofarsharafi43144 ай бұрын
great vid but what does terraria music have to do with this