D&D Story: The RAGE Cage

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Thanks everyone for being patiently waiting for this episode! I hope you liked it :'3
This one was a real struggle for me for some reason? But I'm excited to get started on the next one as it's just keeps getting spicier from here ;3 I'll be aiming to post ep.35 for...beginning of July? But WE SHALL SEE. Thanks again for the support. Y'all help me keep going on this long journey I'm on OuO;

[@DingoDoodles]

Thanks everyone for patiently waiting for this episode! I hope you liked it :'3 This one was a real struggle for me for some reason? But I'm excited to get started on the next one as it's just keeps getting spicier from here ;3 I'll be aiming to post ep.35 for...beginning of July? But WE SHALL SEE. Thanks again for the support. Y'all help me keep going on this long journey I've been on OuO;

[@Sehidthekid]

Dam 0.00003 seconds and 0 views you feel off

[@pedrosso0]

Can't wait!

[@krohl]

Everyone's at the amazing circus premiere, but once they get back the views will blow up!

[@LeoChaseTheMythMaster]

These episodes are so fantastic!!!

[@user-ko7gk7wp5x]

Bi monthly honestly is a fine schedule considering the length and quality. Take your time, quality beats quantity.

[@allentheincubus3917]

DM: "Gothi collapses" Party: "WHAT?!" DM: "End of session, see ya guys next week!"

[@Solsclar]

This would be such a Felix move to do as well.

[@androxtempest3913]

Than the dm is put through a wall

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

I guarantee you that's what happened that session.

[@MichaelNic-mc8ps]

lol

[@justicarl6939]

That is a DMs greatest pleasure.

[@Autistic_Menace00]

I love Jack and his giant low empathy wife

[@Jack1e1sk00l]

So real

[@Autistic_Menace00]

@@Jack1e1sk00l JACK IS THAT YOU

[@TheSillyFoX06]

REALLLL

[@lilylunamoonyt]

i ship

[@timdavidson8191]

His violent unempathetic wife

[@hoopa_axolotl9293]

Never ask: A woman - her age A man - his salary Goddrick II - about the lemons

[@hawkshot867]

We'll never know why

[@tach5884]

They're incendiary, we all know it.

[@eximusr4175]

Oh no, he was developing the house burning combustible lemons.

[@brendantw]

He just loves lemons, in fact he throws lemon parties every weekend!

[@hoopa_axolotl9293]

@@brendantw parties are inefficient smh 🤦‍♀️

[@harlekingnapmaster3986]

My immediate reaction when Obsidian is mentioned: That's true, it's very sharp- but as it is volcanic glass, it's very fragile you see, and thus it's not suited for- *sound of getting smacked with a wooden bat*

[@claran3616]

Bonk

[@codebracker]

I mean it only needs to work once most of the time

[@antman4513]

“How to kill a geologist”

[@notme3603]

Yet another geologist fell for it

[@bionicdragon5]

It's now confirmed that Jack can only see minerals.

[@Phoenix_Dempsey]

Ending off with "Why can I feel hundreds of them 800 feet below us" and "I brought you here to talk, I thought of another question" IS NOT OKAY MA'AM

[@Whitewolf1984p]

I mean could be worse. My DM ended a session mid combat. (it was getting on) accept this fight... everyones got nothing left. The 2 spell casters have no spellslots left, the barb is almost dead, the bad guy is chasing the wizard around trying to break her consentration because she banished another enemy (The actual brains of this fight) We've just managed to rescue a small blue female Tabaxi from some sort of ritual. My charecter, was a foster child, always wanted to know who her birth mother was...my charecter is ALSO a blue tabaxi. Oh and theres a red moon instead of normal daylight in the city above and it's over run with spirits that feed on negative emotions...which thee is plenty of right now. 'ending off with "Why can I feel hundreds of them 800 feet below us" and "I brought you here to talk, I thought of another question" is pretty tame XD

[@aidenk.364]

Calling it now, either Godrick is secretly creating new crystals or has been harvesting his own people

[@peng1luver259]

​@@aidenk.364 Or option 3, he lied to his people as the crystals synthesize and grow like the majority of crystals IRL.

[@boss5718]

@@Whitewolf1984p Now I wanna know what happened with the rest of that encounter. Did the Tabaxi woman survive? What happened with the spirits?

[@InvisibleBoot]

@@aidenk.364 My guess: He's been secretly doing one of what you suggested (found a way to create/synthesize crystals or harvesting people for their own crystals) and is attempting to create a "Xanu 2.0" in some manner and that's what this project that he's been calling the "Harvesting of the Sun" actually is.

[@peki006]

All the drama aside, Xanu learning basic motor functions, picking up a plant and then standing there all proud is so funny

[@lilylunamoonyt]

ikr

[@_TheMousies_]

Somehow Xanu has become one of the most relatable characters since getting a body. Motor issues are fun

[@welcometotheshitshow6731]

Ok but like here me out Why he kinda 👀👀👀

[@christopherg2347]

"Phenomenal soul bending powers! Itty bitty motor skils." - Xanu right now

[@chazwick89]

This reference needs more appreciation !

[@RufusDavis2]

@@chazwick89what’s the reference?

[@chazwick89]

@@RufusDavis2 it's the genie from Disney's alladin 🤣

[@elgurkus6885]

The image of Misika just standing there pointing at baby Sips, saying “Witness him” absolutely killed me.

[@Rabid_Pomeranian]

"Witness him 🐒"

[@Snickle_Snek]

Despite all his rage he is still just a monke in a cage

[@levigriffin5553]

You beat me to it

[@Ixarus6713]

I knew someone would do it. Take my obligatory like. I'm still keeping mine up though. 😈 Bite me.

[@JustBrey]

Someone will say "What is lost can never be saving throw'd"🎶

[@timdavidson8191]

I Love Smashing Powercrystal.

[@higgsphoenix7706]

very poetic

[@arohamumberry7324]

I feel like we dont give Dingo enough props for the voice acting in this series too. Incredible art, and vouce acting, all indie just for a youtube series about a dnd game? Incredible stuff

[@changingpeopleslivesmoon2993]

Agree

[@zinniabenjamin1643]

Totally I can tell who is who by the voice

[@ronanmates7812]

Especially how much improvement she has had.

[@lilylunamoonyt]

yep, this kinda stuff needs a full-fledged animated show with a few extra animations, but instead of starting from the terrasque incident, it could just recap the whole campaign from the start, and do a bunch of one piece style recap sections and cool endings and openings, we need someone to get dingo set up with some anime studio for it, cuz oh boy would that be awesome to see, and she would get a bit of money out of it too, or heck, a manga version of the series would be cool as well

[@handsanitizermk.268]

Also, sound design

[@biffybot1237]

I'm surprised that Xanu didn't freak the fuck out that they're going to extract the next sun but maybe he's really focused picking up that plant

[@quinnholloway5400]

I like to think hes honestly not surprised that they would try it again But it's likely he'll be more surprised by WHY they are Extracting it Ethier way, Xanu is not having any of their shit

[@fullmoonshadow6967]

I feel like he's just "Meh, did it once, not surprised. Now come here, stupid plant!"

[@Blu_Moon_Owl]

Let’s not forget Xanu, Jack, and all the other NPCs are Dingo’s BF who is the DM making all the character interactions and jokes too. If it accurate then it’s just the DM fooling around with his world which is hilarious

[@tabithaalphess2115]

Lol as a DM, I do this with my NPCs all the time

[@lilylunamoonyt]

lol yes, i wanna do that if i ever get to dm my own campaign

[@Accrovideogames]

I'm both a DM and a writer, so I'm used to creating entire worlds and having huge casts of characters interacting within them. I do it while daydreaming as well. I developed a rich inner world to compensate a boring social life.

[@lilylunamoonyt]

@@Accrovideogames ohmygod I do that too, cool

[@drift1618]

i JUST REALISED he's probably both Jack and his wife HE HAS A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIMSELF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@tierghan5433]

I can imagine the DM's excitment when you cast Locate Object. That is the best way to reveal a twist like that, and he didn't even need to do anything! Its always better for players to find things out unprompted like this, rather than hinted to or explained later, it is super fun for the player when they find secrets they know wasn't going to be shown until later.

[@benikujaku4567]

"You... You're casting Locate Object? Oh hell yea.... I mean‚ absolutely‚ go ahead."

[@jlGenozzV]

​@@benikujaku4567 to every RPG newbie, if a DM asks you to confirm an action prepare yourself

[@Accrovideogames]

As a DM, I wish more players had the ability to think outside the box. Most players are unimaginative and don't use the full extent of the tools they have at their disposition. When I started as a player, my DMs were impressed at my ability to completely change the outcome of a campaign by remembering and using tiny details they introduced in the game that were meant to be inconsequential fluff. "He's not a player, he's a DM!" Perhaps I should look into DM'ing for a group of experienced DMs wanting to be players again.

[@shadowfire1500]

@@Accrovideogames I feel you, my players have so many times to use even a basic Identify spell to figure out major story beats, but since I don't directly mention the obvious solution, they miss out on so much and expect you to just hand over info without figuring it out. I like my players, but man, they are stuck in that box like it's full of glue.

[@_Ink]

Goddricks gotta be my favorite Fool's Gold villian right now.

[@DingoDoodles]

*Maniacally rubs writing hands together* Just you wait.>:3

[@philardo]

are you a time traveller

[@Kaizo_hd]

​@@DingoDoodles Oh shi-quack

[@coltenlashley8435]

@@DingoDoodles I can't wait this series has been so good so far!

[@cynthiashirona1612]

I guess​@@philardo

[@chadnorris8257]

Godrick I: Backstabbing traitor. Godrick II: Lemon connoisseur. Godrick III: God king tyrant.

[@michaelbryant3640]

...Are we absolutely sure that they're not actually all the same guy?

[@chadnorris8257]

@@michaelbryant3640 I think so. The only reason Gothi lived as long as she did was because of Xanu. Maybe Godrick figured immortality out through another means, but maybe not. There is a non zero chance it's all the same guy.

[@michaelbryant3640]

@@chadnorris8257 The combination of "soul magic" and the apparently hidden underground collection of power crystals are just giving me serious lich vibes. Maybe that's why he needs two power crystals in him, to hide his undead nature?

[@chadnorris8257]

@@michaelbryant3640 I look forward to seeing what happens with this. It's probably not as simple as "Power hungry dictator". Also one way or another, Xanu is going to play a part in his downfall.

[@Catalyst375]

@@michaelbryant3640 Or one is a crystal with Goddrick I's consciousness, and it is transferred from generation to generation, with Goddrick I taking over the bodies of his successors.

[@nobinary2296]

Me watching nerd flirting with rocks is something I never knew I needed until this EXACT moment.... I am rooting for Jack so hard rn

[@TheSillyFoX06]

💪💪💪

[@bookishnewt8468]

12 hours!! Wow. Really puts into perspective on how hard everything is hitting the characters. It’s basically: Viewers: **sees everything go down in a span of months** Players: **sees everything go down in a span of weeks** Characters: **dealing with this mess in mere hours**

[@Scorpious187]

In the Dungeon of the Mad Mage campaign I'm in, my character's boyfriend got killed by a Disintegrate trap. Since then, the party has brought a new member into the party (played by the player of the recently-deceased boyfriend), fully explored four more dungeon levels, gone to space, killed an Adult Red Dragon and four of her Young Red Dragon children, traveled to one of the characters' homes in Phandalin and back, had our armor repaired, our wizard and fighter have read half the required hours of reading for their +2 stat increase tomes (Clear Thought and Gainful Exercise), and watched our newest party member make a deal with the Raven Queen to restore the boyfriend to life at the cost of both of them serving the Raven Queen. Out of game, this has been about six months of weekly campaign sessions. In-game? *Six days.*

[@Accrovideogames]

It actually makes sense. I've played in live action RPGs with each campaign lasting 48 hours in both real and in-game time. You'd be amazed how much stuff you can cram during that time. If you only sleep six hours per night, you can binge watch two full seasons (22 episodes each) of a TV series and still have the time to prepare meals and use the toilet. Most days are uneventful, so they appear shorter in our memories. Our brains are basically organic computers. We only store important data in our memory, everything else is deleted or heavily compressed. Our perception of time is affected by how much data is stored in memory. Since noteworthy events take more storage space, eventful days appear longer.

[@togeluga_the_cat]

Step 1: kill some goblins Step 2: do more quests to get money and exp Step 3: kill god

[@philardo]

I love how there's absolutely zero audio in the cut between everyone staring at Sips and him inside the cage. That adds like so much to the transition

[@932ForeverLove]

Truly a beautiful moment!

[@levigriffin5553]

Despite all my rage, I am still just a monke in a cage

[@squishyseraph7780]

Gothi: We are on the non-evil route, right? Everyone else: *looks at eachother, they aren't so far*

[@georgeholstein5230]

12:45 the fact that this dude actualy managed to find common interest in a way that makes sense baffles me

[@Dragonian05]

Man, Sips really has a habit of discovering things buried by Felix.

[@user-jr7ns3bl9c]

In this case - probably literally

[@kurodrasalarnagatsuka5522]

Little grandma is the best NPC ever. She is awesome.

[@lilylunamoonyt]

ikr, i like her

[@MonkeyJedi99]

She's very "Swamp Witch Gothi". Sans ducks.

[@chriseichenberg6879]

liked the youth quip, especially considering that technically Gothi is the elder 😊

[@gdragonlord749]

"if you die I get your stuff"

[@clyde102190]

Xanu going from powerful godlike being trapped in the mind of a monkey...to a completely inept oaf who just learned how to walk again and can't even tackle picking up objects is one of the funniest character contrasts i've ever seen xDDD

[@kuldana413]

I think Jack casually nerd rizzing Masika about rocks is super cute

[@angelalycos2.076]

I feel a little guilty for laughing at Zanu, but I can't help it, he's like a huge new born baby!

[@Haze-xr9rc]

it's always the best when a powerful creature becomes just so pitiful (i.e. witch of the waste from howl's moving castle)

[@Koopaperson]

“What happened last time?” “Emotions” NO SHITTTTEEEEEEE

[@azucar_skull]

Every episode, the foreclaimers get progressively more Aztec and as an Aztec descendant I love it-- I'm talking about the obsidian for this episode, btw. We wedge that shit in clubs so we got spiky rock clubs-- (they're called macuahuitl)

[@patrickholzer6415]

Sips in wottle cage: "So mich rage..." But despite all his rage he is still just an ape in a cage

[@cameraman7016]

Jack: I can guide you by taking your hand Misika Me, and other possible viewers: SHIP ITTTTT!!!!!!

[@Haze-xr9rc]

the moment they talked about rocks i started shipping it HARD

[@cameraman7016]

@@Haze-xr9rc well, you know what they say: rocks are a hunter's best friend

[@lilylunamoonyt]

YES, I SHIP

[@nachocabrera9538]

Huh, so Sips' new spell is a sandstorm that sands people to death... sort of like in a certain previous video on Nat 20s and 1s... no way I was the only one that got the reference lol

[@maciakontonasakis379]

You weren’t lol

[@cjthenarhwalking1378]

No I got it as well.

[@Xman34washere]

"Wow, I forgot how intimidating you can be.." _person in question proceeds to promptly die on the spot_

[@tristanwellisch2637]

Jack nerding out about geology to Masika is amazing. Unfortunately, this is not the right time to be flirting with your girlfriend, Jack!

[@JoshtheOverlander]

THERE IS NEVER A WRONG TIME TO FLIRT WITH YOUR KUUDERE GIRLFRIEND

[@togeluga_the_cat]

​@@JoshtheOverlander two things 1: the hell is a kuundere 2: you aint wrong, love can come out even in the most unusual of places, even an active war zone or apocalypse

[@JoshtheOverlander]

@@togeluga_the_cat a Kuudere is an archetype that seems stoic or calm and cool on the surface, but sweet deep down. Examples include Kanade Tachibana (Angel) from Angel Beats, Koneko from High School DxD, etc.

[@potatoefanner2098]

Sips provides so much for the group this episode, and he ends up in a cage that doesn’t seem to have a lock.

[@Nephalem2002]

poor Monke

[@bernatsaenz5100]

He would have picked the lock if there was one.

[@liamdockery8544]

Or a door it seems

[@bernatsaenz5100]

@@liamdockery8544 magic

[@JunkJester6131]

Hard to imagine this series started out with Karaoke summoning a Tarrasque compared to what we're seeing now. ...Bet that thing would've come in real handy for fighting Goddrick eventually.

[@orianefaton1885]

They COULD try to lure out the Tarrasque in there, but it would have only made sense for the original plan of Xanu. So...

[@stocktonlevel1goblin]

Foreshadowing. . ?

[@Veevanilla2134]

Baby sips cast Dancing light Tarrasque Bonjour

[@tysondennis1016]

Bringing the tarrasque that started it all back.

[@cjslime8847]

I love how both are considered end of campaign problems

[@Katari_]

I love the Zanu jokes, it's so brilliant that this powerful god was built up as a big threat for half the campaign. Only to be completely useless because of problems with his body! The best part of the joke is that he still holds the plant after the plan meeting 8:30

[@codebracker]

he didn't learn how to put it down yet

[@photographeryevaasatryan4158]

It's like in a video game. You fight an awesome powerful boss you struggle to take down for a long time, and then...you unlock him as a playable character 😂😂😂 But in all seriousness though Xanu is still awesome!

[@Katari_]

@@photographeryevaasatryan4158 of course he still is awesome

[@TheTsugnawmi2010]

"Release from this new layer of Hell I'm in" Perfect delivery! Your voice acting's come a long way!

[@jasonkeats931]

so two things: Sips doing a thing and revealing something crazy on accident is bringing up the vibes from the Karaoke Incident in Ep. 1 two: so Jack and Masika are NPCs right, so the whole romance plot between them is just Felix flirting with himself? sorry during the adorable scene about stones it occurred to me that Felix was just talking to himself the whole time (unless I'm mistaken about them both being NPCs)

[@MrMortull]

At this point Jack is rapidly transitioning into a DMPC.

[@FantasyAddict95]

It could be that he summed it up as "Jack's just off to the side geeking out about rocks, while Mesika adds the occasional comment such as "Rocks... They are good to kill things with..."" and Dingo is fleshing stuff out further aside from the little quips.

[@danhatter6823]

I am FROTHING AT THE MOUTH like a wild animal, this is so good and I need more IMMEDIATELY

[@CyborGibbon]

BRO THE ENDING OF THE SCENES WITH THE TWO GROUPS WENT HARD, the reveal of all the power crystals, AND WTF KINDA QUESTION HE GOT?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[@blankdomino]

lemons in the library... godrick 2nd was very cultured for a foreclamer

[@lukedoglt]

Masika and Jack are so wholesome 😭

[@skeletron8558]

espitialy how they talk about what rocks are most ideal for killing with

[@TheSillyFoX06]

Frrr

[@greenapple9477]

"I like to kill things with rocks" "That's a good use...." Way earlier in the campaign: Also Jack: "Big enough to crush your grandma with"

[@liritlit2503]

I am floored by how talented Dingo is. She’s an incredible artist, voice actor, story teller, comedian! This story is one of my favorite things

[@Acefdiamonds]

800 extra power crystals I feel like there's a set up to a revolution

[@Scribboy]

Oh god did most of the reachers never know about a secret plan about and extra crystals. And I feel of bit of theory that we can’t a new power crystal is a lied. Actually no did they use the corpse to create power crystals

[@Acefdiamonds]

@@Scribboy considering that they are not allowed to question Goddrick French revolution time

[@nooneinparticular5256]

Or a bomb.

[@Acefdiamonds]

@@nooneinparticular5256 oh shit Didn't think about that

[@Scribboy]

@@nooneinparticular5256 No it can’t be that. He gonna get his men’s kill. Maybe a giant robot

[@swavii4337]

I'm putting money on the idea that Godrick learned the phrase "When life gives you lemons"

[@nooneinparticular5256]

And that in that segment of the library, somewhere in there...is Cave Johnson's infamous lemon rant.

[@P-man_XD]

​@@nooneinparticular5256: When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade! Make life take lemons back! XD

[@Dungeons_And_Moogles]

THE CLIFFHANGERS DRAGGED ME IN THE FIRST FEW EPISODES AND I WILL NOT LEAVE UNTIL THIS STORY IS FINISHED!!!!! For real, you know exactly where to cut the story each video. It's amazing. I wish I could end my live podcast streams as beautifully as this.

[@atmosstreams]

9:31 DESPITE ALL MY RAGE IM STILL JUST AN APE IN A CAAAAGGGGGEEEE

[@Keifeto]

my brain went with "Despite all this Rage he's still just a Sips in a cage" but this works too

[@theelvenwtich]

I am so mad that I didn't watch this earlier I wanted this joke.

[@boredfangerrude8759]

Sixteen minutes passed in what felt like five minutes.

[@Rosemoonember120]

Actually 🤓👆it's 17 for me.

[@denverarnold6210]

"...instead of our usual winging it." "It's worked so far!" Baby Sips: "Has it?"

[@Mordakai]

I love how Goddrick just unapologetic-ally oozes being *evil*. I am so looking forward to the next episode :D

[@CraftyF0x809_TheFoxProtector]

i am still in awe on how tf we went from drunk monkey- to full on character arcs with plot twists and E M O T I O N also- 12:27..... i ship it 🫵 edit: im going to be that person... thank u~✨

[@flaredesel3425]

We ship it 🚢

[@CraftyF0x809_TheFoxProtector]

@@flaredesel3425 yes✨

[@ImpofRelentlessness]

That's just a D&D game. We start with crazy shenanigans and eventually we're all traumatized by emotional connection.

[@CraftyF0x809_TheFoxProtector]

@@ImpofRelentlessness i need to play D&D so i can have the same experiences✨

[@nooneinparticular5256]

The sparks are SO REAL

[@nataliegram1825]

Xanu spending 2 minutes trying to pick up a plant XD 5:45 to 7:58

[@ryanzimmerman1594]

hoo boy, if the party's lives hang on the balance of Xanu being required to pick up a sword, a crossbow, a random stick they're in very serious trouble.

[@nataliegram1825]

Just give him 3-5 business days

[@ronanmates7812]

All hail the god queen of cliffhangers, TV show writers wish they had a fraction of her skill.

[@ShepardDante]

"Release me from this new layer of hell I'm in!" xD Masterfully delivered Dingo

[@salmondragoness]

Xanu learning how to do stuff is the best 😂 Oohhh...BOOK. I too like WORDS

[@rowanalexandriabennett]

I hope you like the WORDS in my BOOK!

[@stuffingtonjfluffypantsiii]

Dingo is the Queen of the cliffhanger

[@Zarvain]

"Release me from this new layer of Hell I am in!" 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@nintendocaprimoon63]

Jack: "i like rocks" Misika: "i like to kill things with rocks" Audience: *zero hesitation* "SHIP!!!"

[@twiggysstudio3478]

13:32 This, this scene made me realize how much trouble Goddrick is going to be and that Gothi isn’t safe. (And why do I have a feeling Gothi is about to experience what Xanu had to endure?)

[@orianefaton1885]

This is what I fear... that he wants Gothi here... because they need some human, or I guess, foreclamer, sacrifice to get the sun down or something.

[@captianbacon]

the rock conversation pure gold

[@skeletron8558]

nah, obsidian

[@captianbacon]

@@skeletron8558 structurely speaking obsidian has more in comon with glass then most rocks.

[@MrMisterkrazy]

More like pure Fool’s Gold, amirite

[@kobalticyt]

“I’ve thought of another question.” “… Which is..?” “Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”

[@Opalline14]

This episode couldn't have come at a better time. After about episode 20, I completely forgot about the series for awhile, and just rediscovered it today. I had a huge marathon of episodes to catch up on, and this episode came out right after I got caught up. I can't wait to see where this goes!

[@Shayma98]

12:12 Well, every villain is lemons! I'll see myself out.

[@orianefaton1885]

I... do not want to know if Goddrick the second having a thing for lemons is a Staline reference (pretty sure to remember a friend telling me he had some weird thing for them and agrumes in general) or if we have to understand "internet" kind of lemons... which, would be even more disturbing, I guess. Either way, not going in this section... may be a very wise move...

[@Shayma98]

@@orianefaton1885 I was making a Spongebob reference, when Barnacle Boy went to the Dark Side because Mermaid Man continued to treat him like a child. He and the other bad guys created a whole team called Every Villain Is Lemons, aka EVIL.

[@orianefaton1885]

@@Shayma98 I have not watched it since a very long time, so had no idea.

[@jeremiahlinden1401]

Holy s*** what the f*** was that. I'm in awe. THE VOICE ACTING!!!!! You are the most skilled person ever dingo.

[@lilylunamoonyt]

appropriate reaction

[@zellaus2649]

Masika and Jack are bonding :), also that conversation with Goddrick is gonna go well (°_°)

[@kyhumphrey5247]

I’m gonna make a completely fabricated guess and say those 800 crystals are prisoners who spoke out against Goddrick III for his lack of “efficiency” (or maybe he’s hoarding them to power the sun extractor; or maybe he’s using anyone who speaks out against his rule as a power source, like an a-hole). But I’m excited to see what happens next!

[@MrHeartbleed]

Goddrick 🤜🤛 Cave Johnson LEMONS 🍋

[@mahmoudshihab]

“Release me from this new layer of hell that I’m in” This legit broke me and I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid minute. 😂

[@John-lz2bs]

"its worked so far." " *HAS* it?" D&D in a nutshell my friends

[@boredfangerrude8759]

Me: Better get back to work (self employed). Dingo: New Fool's Gold video! Me: Never mind, got to watch that new video! It's ok, my stuff is not time sensitive.

[@patriciusthehumanfighter3642]

This is a nice surprise. First, at around two o'clock, I started watching the last episode of a Speculative Evolution series that ended with the rise of sapience. Then, now, a new episode of one of my favorite D&D series drops. I am, as the young folks of the internet say these days, Eating!

[@rimaproductions9369]

What series?

[@Kaizo_hd]

Never eat again sir

[@patriciusthehumanfighter3642]

@@rimaproductions9369 Biblaridion's Alien Biospheres series.

[@rimaproductions9369]

@@patriciusthehumanfighter3642 thanks

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

​@@patriciusthehumanfighter3642Huh. Small world.

[@WolvericCatkin]

_"Well Godrick, I made it, despite your directions..."_ 😹

[@growl5841]

I keep forgetting how these characters are all Dingo, incredible voice acting, incredible story, and incredible animation. I love this Dingo!

[@pedrosso0]

Noooo, not the baby!

[@antinixsupernova]

12:52 "release me from this new layer of hell im in" Literally me when i had to do 7 homework papers consecutively

[@AJOrpheo]

I can’t tell you how much I love this campaign. I started dm’ing my first long homebrew in 2022, still going to this day. So to start off the campaign, the party was transporting a princess to marry a prince of an elf kingdom and stop a war. Suddenly a dragon proclaiming himself to be Nico bolas appeared. The dragon fried many guards and the princess in one magical attack until a mysteriously powerful wizard, in strange fuzzy robes, came in and snapped the dragon away proclaiming “sorry I was playing a card game with a god and…things got…ughhh… *sigh* outa hand” I love Felix’s world so much and these videos still give me inspiration to continue building my crazy world that has crazy stories that my friends and I come up with.

[@dragonspirit996]

"Lemons" section in a library just makes me think of the double meaning of that word in fanfiction circles (iykyk lol)

[@MJ_Gacha_Faye]

Our queen of D&D is here!❤

[@cartoonaddict6493]

5:45 "FIRMLY GRASP IT!"😂😂😂

[@dafine44512]

Every day I find there’s a new episode of this is the best day of my life. I cannot express how much I live for these updates.

[@YeOldeLesbian]

This is so dumb, but I now feel SO validated in my shipping of Jack and Musika. THANK YOU ARINA! 10:12

[@nerdmageddon_7275]

uploaded 18 seconds ago, i haven't watched a single minute, and yet i already know it's a masterpiece

[@linkboynine9814]

Despite all his rage, Sips is is still just a baby monkey in a cage :3

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

12:43 "But as it's volcanic glass, it's very fragile, you see, and not suited for use as a weap-"

[@Tigewew]

AND THEN I HIT HIM WITH THE WOODEN BAT IN MY OTHER HAND

[@CaketheAxolotl]

“Something is being powered by hundreds of power crystals 800 feet underground” Me: *flashbacks of the Tarrasque* it better not be a Giant Tarrasque Mech

[@jerry-wc5gb]

"if you want to use rocks for combat, use obsidian" my mind went immidatly d´for the geologist copypasta

[@claran3616]

That's true, it's very sharp- but as it is volcanic glass, it's very fragile you see, and thus it's not suited for-

[@blazedultimate]

Hundreds of them…. So either the king is lying or the Trojans are back with their horse

[@orianefaton1885]

It could be the old ones, from the time of Gothy ? Or... maybe the ones of Stella's children ? Or, for some reason, they lie, despite "lying being inefficient" (because it can be efficient into manipulating people).

[@xselinisx]

The Lemons, THE LEMONS!!! That's gonna be where all those power crystals are housed.

[@casperanddotty]

Xanu is adorable just holding his little plant :3

[@that-gay-dork3749]

“Goddrick the 2nd liked lemons.” Me: …I don’t think he liked the fruit.

[@nooneinparticular5256]

"One can get TOO FAMILIAR with vegetables, you know!" --Chef Skinner

[@sebay4654]

Ah Yes Goddrick the second's Priceless Research folder, it is Rumoured that any who take a glimpse of his Great research are Doomed to Go Mad

[@ramirezthesilvite]

Baby Sips is so freaking cute! That face when he describes his sandstorm spell lol I love that angy monke

[@NinJenna]

Goddrick: I have thought of another.....question. Me: Don't you do it Dingo. Don't you Do it Dingo. Don't You Do It Dingo! Black Screen Dingo: This video is brought to you by--- Me: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[@MI_HI_]

Started binge watching fools gold and I get a new episode RIGHT AS I CATCH UP??? HELL YEAH!

[@TheBeakedRook]

Me watching Xanu struggle to pick up a simple potted plant: "This man is a God."

[@chaotic_kitten_lulu]

I've never been so quick to an upload in my life, but dammit this story always has me hooked!

[@Zero-hd4oe]

The rage cage got me afraid a bit, and i called it

[@jessicamurphy5553]

I love how miss Messy and Jack bonding just means Felix talking to himself

[@MorglortheMangler]

Elowen: “So you’re awake, I thought you might be dead. I was thinking about what to do with your stuff.” I love Elowen, she is by far the best Npc In the whole campaign. You did an awesome job on this video Dingo.

[@christianfillysecretagents4477]

This uploaded while me and my family are about to play dnd