Dinner Etiquette 🍽️ ASMR • Soft Spoken • Gentle Proper Eating • Crinkly Shirt

[@SwagimirPutin]

Maria, this is a bit advanced for society right now. We only just finished learning how to wash our hands!

[@lizness2012]

Haha

[@itiswhatitis8694]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no shit right????

[@stephanietrejo3164]

Exactly what I was thinking! 🤪

[@Somanyblessings]

😂👍

[@oOBubbleStreamOo]

🤣

[@AP-pb7br]

The future of ASMR are soft spoken videos that actually teach you something , as simple as it may be. This was absolutely wonderful.

[@brock500rbh]

like how to eat..... we all have this masted i think

[@TheTonk44]

This does take ASMR to a whole new level. Educational ASMR , what a fantastic concept!

[@monicascorpio4287]

The Best things in life are free, And ASMR is just that. Heaven on earth. Tremendous Maria. Thank you and Love you for touching souls in the most gentle way.

[@hoffwell]

Agreed. I'm finished with 'cranial nerve examinations' and other such nonsense.

[@EdgeOfLight]

@@TheTonk44 a lot of other asmrtists are already doing educational asmr (let's find out, the French whisperer, phoenician sailor, etc.)

[@Blue-jo9fl]

I love how she's doing her own thing and not following a trend like some other asmrtists.

[@kath.andrews]

What trend? I'm curious because I just watch Maria, Latte and WhispersRed.

[@alejoey44]

Paul Harris they’re the same three I watch! (Virtual high five!)

[@seoulmew]

Paul Harris like popular things to do for asmr videos, stuff that’s like a popular trigger and gets a lot of views

[@neurotoxic6407]

When you consider that many of these "trends" are things that Maria has already done...

[@daily_gamer6080]

Nearly every other asmrtist has followed HER lol

[@literalmonkey6535]

Me while eating instant noodles out of an plastic bowl on my couch: "Finally, something cultured!"

[@dallasdandigitalproduction393]

lol

[@garyzod8818]

Id bet she is a harsh disciplinarian, oh my word.

[@dallasdandigitalproduction393]

@@garyzod8818 in your dreams maybe.

[@calprey]

@@dallasdandigitalproduction393 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@KenzieLynn666 I’m watching this like “this is very relaxing but I don’t respect the culture of baseless banal signifiers behind it at all” like if anyone got mad at me for ever breaking the imaginary dinner choreography rules irl I’d just be disappointed in them for caring about something so valueless lol

[@leeraxd]

I’m ready to be queen of Genovia

[@albinocyclopse9952]

Ah ha!.....I understood that reference

[@sotxjul]

Yess!! I love Princess Diaries 💘

[@Amysbiblereads]

Omggggg blast from the past right there haha

[@crispykfc454]

nah i don't get it

[@gabriellap.7238]

@@crispykfc454 it's from the princess diaries

[@zazzycatlady]

i would love to see this evolve into a mini series. more etiquette lessons seem like such a dream! I was thinking about maria showing us how to eat the most difficult foods with proper (antiquated) grace 💓

[@zazzycatlady]

like spaghetti

[@wHenblAZESgeticy]

Yes!!! More please!!

[@hoyle9986]

I TOTALLY AGREE! Informative & relaxing!! Win win!!

[@ahnigeogerian125]

YESSSSSS this was super interesting!

[@Kaynotnice]

Agreed!!! So good!! Table manners really are a dying art

[@Tfisch1010]

As a chef in a fine dining restaurant this is bang on. Only critique is the bread plate is way smaller, but you are obviously working with your home dishes and don't have my insane plate budget. This is so well done!

[@ROFLitzSaur]

whats the restaurant called

[@meghanconetta1338]

As a waitress in FD I can confirm that the majority of society NEEDS this video lol

[@Tfisch1010]

@@ROFLitzSaur why do you want to know where I work internet stranger

[@abefrohman81]

@@Tfisch1010 Yessss... tell us where you work.

[@feelmyfreshlyshavedlegs3979]

Tasha Fischer So would people be judged at the restaurant if they didn’t show the etiquette like in the video?

[@amy-bethtaylor2656]

If she made more of these, even if they were almost the same, I would watch every one of them. I love this.

[@SheSaidWalkOnOver]

there’s a second one about glasses etc!

[@amy-bethtaylor2656]

@@SheSaidWalkOnOver Woah thank you, I'll check it out!

[@garyzod8818]

Arrgh my throbbing shaft

[@isaacplata7361]

@@garyzod8818dawg what

[@julianacaggiano]

She reminds me of Julie Andrews as Queen Clarice in the Princess Diaries teaching Mia (Anne Hathaway) how to be a princess. And I love it!

[@Lili-sg2ok]

OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@gov.joshdoria1812]

Etaa porra

[@mhikafigarum5970]

@NEWARK BRICKS the thirst is real

[@luthienx8007]

Juliana Marie AWWW yeees 💖😭

[@quietmomentsasmr2771]

OMG! I thought I was the only one thinking that! 😂

[@DadandBubs]

More etiquette lessons please ma’am. Speech, writing, introductions, etc... I need help being a proper human being. Thank you.

[@martadelinia2221]

Great idea!

[@user-ph1dm4hg5v]

Search ‘school of affluence’ she explains everything very well.

[@butterpecanrican_]

Yes! THIS! An etiquette series!

[@wHenblAZESgeticy]

This!!!

[@Kaerok28]

I’ve watched this several times now and it’s quickly become one my personal favorite videos of yours. Keep up the great work and stay safe

[@doggooverlords3041]

Same it taught me how to have a nice dinner with my imaginary friends😂

[@karenl.281]

Same. Love ones like this. I play them while I work.

[@zazzycatlady]

i came here to make this exact comment!

[@Cerveza-]

I agree!!

[@Amysbiblereads]

Same this is my favourite ❤️

[@elenachapella]

I am still not over how spot-on she is. In my first job I was a caterer, we were taught all this when we set up plates, and she even touched on not helping us when we switch plates! We appreciate you trying to help, we really do, but so many accidents happen that way and so many people would even get burns from it. We just ask you stay still :)

[@wholelottanuts]

bro just give me my damn food and i'll eat it like a pig, who cares about etiquettes

[@catbarr924]

@@wholelottanutsunless you want boiling hot soup or searing chicken landing in your lap, keep your hands to yourself and let us do our job!

[@lpdeese]

Maria said lemme get y’all together so when quarantine is over y’all have manners 😂😂😂

[@BountyFlamor]

About what I would like to see on your channel: an afternoon tea role play would be much appreciated.

[@Magirl-xq4hr]

BountyFlamor oh yeah I love tea

[@RedisFun2]

She has a few Tea videos. One of my fave is quite awhile ago, like 7 or 8 years ago I think.

[@ameliethisisme]

great idea

[@johneden2033]

Tea? You mean that stuff we dumped into the harbor a while back?

[@deanwinchester2613]

Yes, like a high tea role play.

[@Lowback]

This is a lot to keep in mind when I eat my McDonald's

[@MuItiASMR]

Or my pizza

[@fefejewell]

These comments are giving me life! 😂

[@nicholaskloss7198]

Lowback I hear McDonalds and Wendy’s are running out of beef. So you may just need a salad fork.

[@Amysbiblereads]

U.K. McDonald’s are all closed. We’re all not ok. Send fries 🍟

[@_feniks_9809]

Or sushi!!!!😋😋😋

[@JosephBrown-cw9ml]

This lovely woman has saved me during, minimally, 6 dinner parties. I’m so grateful.

[@milliedavis2987]

literally same, some of these tips are absolutely lifesaving

[@jbfangirl8529]

You guys go to dinner parties? I need more cultured friends 😂

[@MsQuickSilver]

This food etiquette/table manners lesson was absolutely divine, Maria. Your uniquely relaxing voice, graceful hand movements, knowledge and self-confidence, it all felt to me as though you were the teacher from Heaven. Tingles galore! Thank you and bravo for a job well done. Keep up the great work, Maria, because in these stressful times we need you more than ever. Greetings from Montreal. 😍💖🌈👍🇨🇦

[@jeannineasselin761]

Hi from Montreal ! Bonjour de Montréal !

[@awesomedude6249]

Us wrestling fans don't really like Montreal. Just search up "The Montreal Screwjob"

[@Glooomyy]

Oh hey I'm from Montreal too!:D And yes, I totally agree with this comment💓💓 I took a nap from this video earlier and it was wonderful.=0=💤💕 Anyways, I hope you and your family are safe and doing well!💗

[@scity3301]

@@jeannineasselin761 bonjour de quebec

[@tysmith5653]

Greetings from a place near Calgary

[@drdoloresmize5386]

She SETS the trends!! This one was SO lovely!! Crisp white crinkly shirt, with black pants. The black chargers, white plates, and there is not a single spot on that glass and stemware!! Your attention to detail is just exquisite!! I loooooove you doing tutorials!! Nobody is better at it than you are!

[@QueenofAnon]

this video has a similar vibe to your old towel/napkin/clothes folding tutorials, and those are my absolute favorite videos of yours to date! thank you for blessing us with knowledge, manners, and relaxation in these trying times.♥️ you are a goddess, maria! 🥰

[@daisyblu3000]

cloud nine so true! the pace, voice level and overall gentleness and the “step/explanation” type really do bring me back to those vids. awesome as usual 💕🤗

[@laineyerin5801]

I second this! These are the ones I still get tingles from. Thank you so much Maria!

[@af5354]

before asmr was really a full fledged community, i used to watch these incredible slow and meaningful etiquette videos on youtube that were peak unintentional asmr. I haven't been able to find them, this video is a supreme treat! 10/10!!!!

[@imtheonewhobroughtthebeans915]

Maria: Elegantly setting a beautiful table for a sophisticated meal Me: Eating ramen on my bed with a green fork

[@ashkinstherobot]

Girl I'm drinking wine and eating leftover pizza watching this

[@plusultrafox5647]

Thank you for this 😁

[@SophieJackson1993]

I’m eating toast with cheese chive spread on my bed.

[@PixiePrinses]

i'm eating ice cream straight out the tub lol

[@emiliana1767]

I'm eating cookies while sitting on a kids chair in the kitchen in order to procrastinate from cleaning the kitchen and reward myself for attempting to clean the kitchen 👌

[@madina4568]

She radiates sunshine, sweetness and she is just such a *Maria* . Simply We all do love her.

[@jerrysoriano9827]

maria being maria.

[@kazbar7611]

I may be wrong but I thought Maria said at the start of the video, she was going to demonstrate the European and American way of eating?. But it looked to me like she ate the salad and the main course the same way. As a European I'm curious as to what the difference is?. This is not meant as a criticism, I really enjoyed the video Maria. I just wanted to know what the difference is and thought I might have missed it?.

[@ellalala._]

María is the perfect, classy lady. Everything about her it's just delicate, feminine, calming. Not a single bad/fake vibe from her and I feel her genuine and loving personality is what makes her one of the best ASMRtist. She's always so patient and so polite, hats off to her classy ways, a true queen 👸

[@aldausa]

i will never get tired of this video, the "soup moment" lives in my head rent free tysm

[@pyramidhead8968]

Love the soup part so much. It’s such a good lesson on how to eat it as well.

[@harisharris5902]

Maria is like CEO of ASMR

[@Mzmissy215]

Shes the queen of ASMR actually 😁

[@Jayliah_]

Haris Harris Maria and Latte are the best!

[@pvdmtubeasmr6095]

More like the CTO: Chief Tingles Officer!

[@ange1i]

Haris Harris the one and only! :))

[@zinmomo7192]

Yes she is! :D

[@aimeephillips6571]

As someone who's worked in hotel restaurants for several years, I just want to say, this was so accurate and well done! Also I'm so glad you mentioned about not moving or trying to help between courses! 🙏

[@iihxney_bear3171]

This feels like something from Princess Diaries.

[@jackiesthirties]

iihxney_bear Maria is an etiquette coach from Genovia 😍

[@avilestiffany]

Luv that movie. I cross my ankles b/c of that movie lol

[@_7f00ff]

@@avilestiffany Hah, I cross my ankles bc of the "Phineas and Ferb" episode, when their british cousin was teaching Candace, how to behave like a lady.

[@PPMSwift]

GENOVIA! THE LAND I CALL MY HOME

[@marieherman5940]

That is EXACTLY what I thought of this entire video

[@ac421]

Many people (most) were never taught how to eat this way as I think most we’re really never exposed to it. I think this video was a very good idea. Something interesting, relaxing and informative. Thank you!

[@TomPMelanson]

As a catering event manager, I have to say thanks for the accuracy of this video! Once I learned how to eat with heightened etiquette, I never went back. It's second nature to me now. So glad others get to enjoy!

[@cecilyerker]

Tom Melanson it really is so much more pleasant for others around you, thank you for being considerate

[@sunshineladyxxx7975]

Whow, never seen such a detailled instruction for proper eating like this. This is not only ASMR but also really helpful! I learned the rules for correct eating at a fine table in my earliest childhood, but it is really nice to remember that all now. We all tend to get used to a little messy behaviour at table when we eat all time alone i think. *gg* Thank you so much Maria, you are perfect at anything you do!

[@kimberlygiron6907]

I’m going to be so professional when I get back to Olive Garden

[@gingercashcat]

🤣🤣

[@trenchcoats4life891]

WHEN YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE FAMILY! Must be Vin Diesel's restauarant.

[@EmeraldView]

OMG, I'm so doing this there. Maybe even at Applebee's

[@southbrazosbass244]

It's funny because in some small country towns people consider olive garden to be fine dining 🤷

[@reiinon]

@@southbrazosbass244 oh no. I CONSIDER OLIVE GARDEN TO BE FINE DINING!

[@betterdaysmacrame]

Thank god, because eating is all I do these days.

[@gabbyelaine92]

emilyballcreative quarantine eating is REAL 🤣

[@mei-lingthomas1942]

After quarantine this is what life has come to 😂👌

[@sydneybrooks6038]

Same here 😂😂

[@_7f00ff]

guys, how to stop? I wanted to be skinny this summer, but food is so tasty and I just NYAMNYAMNYAAAAAAAAAM don't do that to us, corona

[@Psycho.Bengali]

emilyballcreative ahhh same I’m so fat p

[@uhohitschellie]

The scene from Titanic where Molly Brown tells Jack to "start from the outside and work your way in" has informed my ability to use silverware in fine dining ever since. I'm very excited to have Maria teach me more techniques.

[@uhohitschellie]

It also blows my mind that these videos are intended for relaxation but they should be considered actual training guides (like the towel and clothes folding, too!) because they are just so well researched and executed.

[@kristenf8335]

Hahaha same!!! 😂

[@Chloe299XxX]

Michelle Horn same! every time I get confused I think of this scene 😆

[@Mzmissy215]

Exactly what I was thinking, that scene probably taught a lot of us basic table etiquette

[@LunaLeea1]

@@uhohitschellie also Julia Roberts learning to eat with fine cultery in Pretty Woman!

[@holasarrita]

I knew this would be wonderful as soon as she said “derrière.”

[@BWater-yq3jx]

always the first thing I look for

[@cedricdubs2143]

Timelaps pls :)

[@Pinkponyclubx]

Jhin le virtuose 1:56

[@EdgeOfLight]

it's funny cause in French it sounds a bit rude lol you would say "postérieur".

[@rainneko3]

2:02 *"butt"*

[@cayden9224]

The amount of research that goes into these videos is insane and it just proves how dedicated she is to making good content.

[@LC-cj6cn]

this was interesting to watch. as a French person I learned to never cut my salad : you fold it, because it avoids making that sound (you know what sound lol). And also I learned we are to never cross our fork and knife (whether it's on the plate itself or even on the side. just never cross them). Also when drinking wine, we ate given two glasses on feet : smallest is for the wine, biggest is for the water (because you should drink more water than wine).

[@violet20205]

Exact ! Ne jamais couper la salade !!

[@colbymcarthur7871]

Laurys C so interesting! in the united states we never learn about drinks because it’s assumed that that information isn’t necessary until you are 21, so most people have to figure it out on their own

[@LC-cj6cn]

@@colbymcarthur7871 I learned via my parents when I asked why they had two "wine glasses" but just used one. It shouldn't be about "it's wine glass so it's alcohol so you shouldn't know because you're a minor", because it's just explaining why the table is set that way. Also as a kid I used to help set the table for family dinners (the ones you're like 7373838 at the table lol)

[@colbymcarthur7871]

Laurys C Oh that makes sense, my family normally already has our drinks from earlier (whether water, beer, wine, etc), so we don’t usually put glasses down to set the table

[@mam2896]

True and crossing cutlery upon finishing indicates you were not happy with the meal 😅

[@itsblitzzz]

I don’t know how I missed this video but it is absolutely the best!! Everything about it is perfectly relaxing. Thank you, Maria. This is a new favorite. 🤩😍😴😴😴😴😴

[@georgew5038]

Probably because she does 40 videos a day

[@ClemiASMR]

One thing I love when Maria does videos like this is you can tell she has put so much time and effort into really learning about dinner etiquette, rather than just pretending for the sake of the video. She's always so committed and I love that ❤️❤️

[@jimlee4961]

Tbh she strikes me as the kind of person who already knew this.

[@ClemiASMR]

Jim Lee that’s true!!

[@jimlee4961]

@@ClemiASMR I think you might be getting a new sub :)

[@roxybeaudet6777]

I love this vid. I come back to it often. What would also be awesome is if you did etiquette videos for different countries, because many countries have unique things that they consider to be polite/impolite and that would be very interesting and relaxing to learn.

[@AimeePoppinBabies]

Same! Eating videos are so loved!

[@maryhaucke-davis7750]

I loved this Maria. It reminded me of being a little girl at my grandmother’s house. She would invite me for “tea” and taught table etiquette. I loved her lessons!

[@hellowendy1029]

Aw that's so sweet! : )

[@jbfangirl8529]

Maria can’t be human. Her talent knows no bounds and she’s impossibly lovely and kind! ❤️

[@jurgenludwig8292]

I like this channel, but that’s a little far lol

[@theheroweneed873]

Simp.

[@gabydickersonram]

This woman makes me feel ASMR like crazy AND she teaches me manners. She is perfect

[@RorysCemetary]

This video called me a rude slob in every polite way possible but I love how calm and fancy she is

[@sydxfost]

I want to fall asleep but honestly I’m learning so much

[@sillybacon070]

Same here

[@shesmarlyn8283]

Sydney Six same asf

[@caitlinmuller6617]

If only Mia has Maria at the time

[@tabbycatcrume]

Is this how we eat in public? Because I can’t remember anymore...

[@aussiecowboah8825]

I don’t understand how this comment almost has 300 likes and no replies?🤣

[@danielwardwell914]

It’s how we SHOULD eat in public! 🍽

[@zaneshepherd5245]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 funny

[@Hahanohahano]

What is this public you speak of?

[@-iirosie_yt8693]

@@aussiecowboah8825 ikr lol

[@mariaaniag2385]

Maria: eating healthy wholesome foods being elegant Me: eating ramen noodles with a spork

[@RedisFun2]

More truth in this comment then many would admit to!

[@kelseygirl2481]

That's such a good idea!

[@madelinetorye9967]

I fail to see whats wrong with a spork. I think that is a fine idea for romen noodles

[@jacobchesser3373]

@Will Loehr this deserves to be top comment lmfao

[@thebrisaeflores]

**ever so gently, with all of the grace, taps a few drops of Tapatío**

[@kingworm7168]

Girly I keep coming back to this video like 3 times a week. Can we pleeeeeeeeeeeeaase please get a new etiquette video 🥹 these are so so good

[@RockyFloral]

When I took home economics in 8th grade we had to learn table etiquette and then we went on a field trip to a “fine dining” restaurant experience and my teacher actually graded us on how we acted throughout the dinner. Many people failed..

[@assmosis4573]

Flora Papadimitriou your teach is a boss!

[@avakay1]

i’m did this in 11th grade!

[@i___270___x8]

Lucky! My schools too broke and ratchet to be able to go to a restaurant Lol most of the children there including me are not lucky and low on money with our families and ya know.... But um ... Yeahhhh that's cool!!!

[@nihilisticbarbie]

@@i___270___x8 there's videos on KZbin if you're genuinely interested in learning formal table manners

[@i___270___x8]

@@nihilisticbarbie thank you 😊 ill check em out

[@havingicecream]

Honestly, it suprises me every time how Maria slips into these roles so perfectly, but is still unmistakenly Maria

[@hannylovely5]

Me, sitting at an elegant table next to my dog during quarantine: So, Molly, please do tell me how your afternoon was. Did you say hello to the mailman again today? My dog, Molly: *does not care that Maria worked hard to teach us table manners and is devouring everything in sight*

[@melshellman1701]

It is 3 am and I snorted out loud. So much for manners lol

[@lalacakes8056]

Fantastic!

[@NotChefCook]

hannylovely5 😁

[@ahraiyaozuna-saenz2138]

Your molly and my molly sound an awful alike 😭😂

[@zaneshepherd5245]

🤣🤣🤣

[@geoffwilsoncomedy]

Not only is this helpful, but the "Always, Sometimes, Never" hand position moment gets my head tingling without fail every single time which has started to become so rare. Whatever you're doing here, keep doing it haha

[@stevenandbobthedog]

I really enjoyed the "Always, Sometimes, Never" part. Kind of reminded me of when you're getting fit for glasses and the optometrist is asking "Better with one or with two?"

[@Marybringsgoodnews]

“Do not put the whole cookie into your mouth.” 😂😂😂

[@dontknowyou2385]

Mary Brings Good News :(

[@selenabranch936]

Maria : * gently and elegantly eats cookies* Me : * inhales cookies like kirby*

[@Ashlolz]

Well that's not very good news Mary

[@tlmctaggart]

Is this based on Gloria Star’s videos?

[@RebekahFerro]

I felt personally attacked by that one 😂😂😂

[@jaredkick1177]

This would be a lot more relaxing if I weren't furiously scribbling notes...

[@Zoodude254]

Spongebob to patrick: "Write that down, right that down!"

[@doggooverlords3041]

Same

[@ashleyheart123]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@cblacks21]

Jared Kick 😂😂😂 right!?

[@ShadowQuest0101]

Been re-watching this video like I'm preparing for an exam😨

[@geoffwilsoncomedy]

Commenting again to say that this video must be in the Top 5 best ASMR videos of all time for me, and I've been listening/watching for nearly 10 years... It's not only the position of the microphone and the subtle rustling that makes it feel like actually in the room hearing clothes naturally move, but the soft, patient tutorial/lesson delivery that makes it the most relaxing (and educational!) thing to listen to over and over.

[@ingridgraf7489]

This is rare now adays to find someone who actually knows their table manners! I appreciate this video

[@applefarm6126]

Honestly lol the world is going downhill

[@Carolina-oc1tw]

This is an elegant mukbang

[@Sangonomiiya]

This has the energy of “im Enissa Blanche and im your freestyle dance teacher” but it’s like actually serious

[@Sigma_Eight]

Comments you can hear ^

[@roisinnigcrainn7722]

Wasnt it "Renata Bliss"?

[@someone8240]

I READ RHIS IN HER VOICE XDDDD

[@mudzette]

Same energy, different output?

[@sillygoosegal]

*politely chuckles*

[@neonevaa7943]

this is the first asmr video i ever watched and it was in 2019. i wanted to learn more about table etiquette and ended up here. every now and then i come back to this video especially when im feeling down. thank u maria

[@hugznotdrugs2]

Maria: How to be proper at the table Me: *nodding* in my pajamas drinking out of a Dixie cup

[@lesliepeppo2186]

LMAO!!!

[@lesliepeppo2186]

LMAO

[@danielmarone5757]

LMAO!!!

[@valeriestevens5440]

😂 the quarantine life ❤️.

[@craigb.golden6494]

Me: Ha, what kinda peasant drinks from a dixie cup? Also me: Takes a sip from my solo cup. (Pinky out of course)

[@gemperrin]

Hi, I’m Gentle Whispering Maria and this is my MasterClass...

[@mrwoo1]

But how do we drink?! And do you pour it yourself and if so who elses do you pour? Do then hand it to your right? So many questions!! Another video required.

[@kadburycream]

mrwoo1 i was actually so upset she didn’t touch the glasses! I was like teach me proper drinking too! I need all the help I can get here!

[@ryanfitzalan8634]

Maria: Gently tip the glass so as to pour the beverage slowly into the mouth of the funnel. slowly pull out your chair to stand, lift the funnel into the air keeping your elbows tucked properly, and steadily take a knee while bringing the tube attached to the funnel to your lips. release the bend in the tubing, and carfully without spilling a drop, open your throat and swallow rapidly until the entire beverage is emptied from the funnel and tube.

[@jonathanprice3151]

Ryan FitzAlan eloquent form my guy

[@craigb.golden6494]

Let me help you out here good sir. There is only one thing to know when it comes to proper table etiquette and drinking. Hold your damn pinky out! Other than that you're good to gulp and slurp away! Hold your hand high and two quick snaps of the fingers, followed by a drinking gesture towards the wait staff, to keep that glass full. With this knowledge your are ready to indulge in the high life old chap. Bon appétit! 🍷🥂

[@nica7747]

PLEASE MARIA MAKE THIS A SERIES I BEG OF YOU ! WE LOVE LEARNING ETIQUETTE AND ESPECIALLY FROM YOU QUEEN !

[@BWater-yq3jx]

correct soup technique: 1. bring cup to mouth 2. tilt cup 3. slurp soup from cup 4. plonk cup on table 5. exhale loudly (wipe dribble off lapel mic, and repeat steps 1 to 5)

[@ChimpingBulldog]

Same with the liquid in Pot Noodles. Preferrably done on a building site.

[@Sparkylizzie]

You forgot, dip bread in soup, drop bread in soup, fish bread out of soup with your fingers.

[@BWater-yq3jx]

@@Sparkylizzie Well now that would just be poor etiquette... 😏

[@scottandersen4798]

@@BWater-yq3jx yes that is something called a joke

[@TheCimbrianBull]

LMFAO! 😂 🤣 😅

[@ohokay8392]

me, fingers coated in Cheeto dust “do go on maria”

[@someone8240]

Me eating takies with chopsticks" yes...how interesting "

[@nourhanhassanzahran2385]

@@someone8240 DUUDDEE😭😭💀💀

[@someone8240]

@@nourhanhassanzahran2385 well, it keeps you're fingers from getting coverd in chip dust

[@kaylyndincler6933]

Yes🤣

[@ohokay8392]

@@nourhanhassanzahran2385 he got a point doe

[@ShuAum]

Thats why rich people are so slim. There are so many rules that you eat too little.

[@mariabrant1665]

Table etiquette is not a rich people thing. Americans have just gotten too used to eating alone and not being taught proper manners. General table manners such as eating with your mouth closed, using your fork and knife, and not talking with your mouth full are taught in households of all social and economic classes outside of the US.

[@henry3792]

@@mariabrant1665 lol whys it always Americans this Americans that. You think mexicans eat their tacos with a fork and knife and follow this bs or Italians when eating pizza? Only snobby rich people use this etiquette for all of their meals. Common sense like not talking with your mouth full or elbows on the table is all you need. Might as well eat comfortably we ain't here for long.

[@saysHotdogs]

It’s actually cocaine

[@bigsmokeI408]

Mande Gianfala shit.That actually makes a lot of sense

[@patopurific26]

@Fuert NeigtWTF Men ¡

[@mirandafuller9325]

I can't even count how many times I've re-watched this video. It's a comfort watch for sure.

[@okp431]

I want more Of these types of videos! This could be a fun series.

[@shighbenable]

okp431 I definitely need more tutorials on how to be a functional adult. I second this motion.

[@labonihira]

This video feels like a subtle clap back to those crazy mukbangers 😂

[@teuriheipalmer2586]

yesssssss omg hahahahahha

[@darkhorse6774]

😂😂

[@GreenGretel]

american/western mukbangers are fucking horrifying lol

[@maryjanemymainbitch]

Maria is the most subtle badass ever

[@GentleWhisperingASMR]

It may be, it may be not 😇

[@thebestyoda]

When you start watching this to fall asleep but end up watching the whole thing because you realise how you dont know any of this

[@kylietaylor7907]

How do u not know any of thia i see people do it all the time and alot in movies hahha

[@wHenblAZESgeticy]

Accurate

[@savagejacob6301]

True true

[@kylietaylor7907]

@@evelyng.4083 I didn't just say tv hahaha just incase of others

[@emeralddragongaming2930]

@heleen b well not everywhere in Europe, rich countries perhaps but where I live now the main and often only tool for eating is spoon and only one for all kinds of food a and a single plate too

[@hsvlove8799]

THIS ladies and gentleman, this is ASMR

[@jdovgy]

It precisely is (also omg, hello! a wild kanjagi found!)

[@SC457A]

Ahh, reminds me of the days eating meals at my Grandmothers house during holidays. She was very old school, and very proper. I learned this stuff as a small kid. Nice to see a video covering it and reminding me of the stuff I forgot along the way.

[@FellowTravelerVlog]

Next time someone asks me a question imma drink my water and take my time. Y’all can wait. Lol I may never answer you 😉

[@XailensWorld]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@casano3]

me watching this as i enjoy my breakfast at 3pm in the same sweatpants and tshirt i've worn for two days in a row

[@emlish]

Two? Those are rookie numbers

[@WhisperAudiosASMR]

casano3 pssshhhh only two? Sissy 🤣

[@Mzmissy215]

@@emlish 😆👏👏👏👏

[@cedarmusic]

casano3 That made me laugh excellent work

[@BuzBuzxo]

*All Those Years Of Watching Titanic Has Prepared Me For This Very Moment-*

[@jackiep2948]

😂

[@shantinellfoster4637]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@rachels5953]

'Just start from the outside and work your way in' has stuck with me forever 😂😂

[@anneu53714]

I really appreciate the effort Maria puts into each video, especially the roleplays. No plain white or black backgrounds; she sets up a background appropriate for each situation, whether it's dinner etiquette coaching, pretending to cut someone's hair, etc. Not every ASMRtist does this, and I prefer the ones who, like Maria, aim for realism.

[@robbien19]

Getting a real latte vibe from the beginning and I'm loving it

[@rachelclark836]

I’m literally laying in bed eating potato chips, my hair in a messy bun and absolutely loving this video

[@LizCanKnit]

This was great! Would love to see how drinking is incorporated. Conversation etiquette is sorely needed as well.

[@c3ka]

Conversation etiquette, yes!!! Especially in an age where we've forgotten all about articulation.

[@alhondrixx481]

I like how she doesn't exaggerates her chews like the educated queen she is and not like other asmrists when they eat something

[@PrimordialKrishna]

Jase Wendlandt wtf

[@theforwardsentinel5705]

Jase Wendlandt bro wtf 🤨

[@phantomlord5568]

mukbang asmr is different, you're SUPPOSED to hear exaggerated chews since they trigger the tingly sensation in some people.

[@paigesmith3336]

Jase Wendlandt yeah wtf jase

[@mehdisimunovic]

@@doggooverlords3041 bruv that was ur imagination, u were reading it not her

[@misskris62]

Can we acknowledge that sis made a whole 4 course meal in order to make this video? 🍲🥗🍗🍪 what dedication!

[@scandinavianjoelmiller]

misskris62 what if she just wanted a good meal and then was like this could be content?

[@Евгений-э1ц3щ]

Who is sis?

[@scandinavianjoelmiller]

Евгений S she’s talking about gentle whispering

[@47462vladi]

@@Евгений-э1ц3щ "сестрёнка", обращение к Марии

[@Thatbaejae]

Maria’s glow-up my goodness. Remembering her first make-up role-play and her apologizing for the construction in the background... she is the definition of beauty and grace. Pioneer of the ASMR community. Just wow!

[@Phoenix-zy1cx]

I just noticed the really beautiful and subtle sound mixing in the first minute and a half. All of the ambient sounds are crisp, while the soft song slowly grows more clear yet does not overpower. It's a masterpiece of sound design. I think each ASMRtist develops an audio style. Yours is very distinct and cannot be imitated. I hope you are proud of your artistic sound. :D

[@starrygrl4]

Less than 3 minutes and I already can understand I’m doing everything wrong

[@carladargent6209]

Bruh same

[@leileiX]

Me too.. I feel bad .-. I think i'll take some notes. xD

[@cristinarnold]

Damn you made it to 3 minutes before realizing that! It took me .02 seconds😂💚✌

[@user-ph1dm4hg5v]

Doctor Who: Revolution only when you’re at an expensive and luxe restaurant, nobody eat’s like this at home with their family’s lol

[@cypher2540]

It took me the hole video to understand stand I do everything wrong on the table

[@jay-tr2we]

Me: Interesting *continues to eat chips in bed*

[@meow_bastard]

jay stfu

[@jamesmorris4258]

I legit had a tomato fall out of my sandwich and stain my bed with mustard while watching.

[@cblacks21]

😂😂😂

[@alyssawinters6632]

🤣🤣🤣 my whole life

[@zebrastudios]

I'm the same 😂😂😂😂😂

[@atmydarkesthours2713]

When you asked the “ person” if they wanted bread I really expected your husband to take it from you 😂😂

[@coucoukati3396]

Oh my God , me too 😂😂😂😂

[@amandamichelle4854]

Same!

[@kadburycream]

atmydarkesthours same!!

[@jessicas.9078]

Same here!

[@vinodmehra188]

4:16 She: Would you like some bread? Me : Yes please. She puts it back. Me : *(embarrassed)* or maybe not.

[@asmrallison]

This one is going on my Maria playlist permanently forever

[@hgcrain]

I went to five weekly sessions of Cotillion to learn this kind of stuff and Maria just taught me more in 20 minutes than those instructors did in a month

[@damarisssl.4089]

I know i'm watching this for sleep but now im actually intressted🤔😅

[@Danthonyt]

This is still my favorite ASMR video of all time!

[@maddiewalle3427]

My serotonin levels when Maria posts: 📈

[@uh_oh_spaghetti_o7087]

Stonks

[@kapil3627]

Amy Scott exactly

[@callmekyle4950]

Me: so how’s your day Maria: *chewing* Me: same Thx for the likes god bless

[@eduardasantos1095]

😅😅

[@93hothead]

Chew

[@ProdigalAccolades]

Hi Kevin

[@sarahm498]

I need someone to teach me how to eat spaghetti in a less savage fashion. Preferably using ASMR

[@melodeelaughlin7244]

Yess!! Me too

[@efblue]

Same here 😁🙏

[@BungusTheDestroyer]

use a spoon and a fork

[@jv-ep2tc]

Lucy Ricardo demonstrates that while eating spaghetti at the Brown Derby. [always carry a pair of scissors in your purse]

[@MisterFakeGinger]

break your pasta in half before putting it in the boiling water. you're welcome.

[@seankarl8414]

I don't know how many times ive rewatched this video, theres just something special about it.

[@tickitari]

Not only is this relaxing, it's knowledgeable as well. I'm 23 and I've never learned this, but I've been in dinner settings like this multiple times.

[@aimeeisgoingtomars]

Reminds me of the times when my dad taught us table etiquette, he always said 'never meet your food when bringing it to your mouth, you're not a chicken so dont peck at it' 😂

[@ivania.]

aimée my mom would say “food to mouth not mouth to food” 😂

[@bluesummers5051]

I was always taught to lean forward (like actually slouch) until my mouth was over the plate and a little beyond so that the food wouldn’t fall on the table/floor 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@krystallinum]

Maybe I am a chicken, dad.

[@ВладимирФедосеев-б1у]

Love how the title says "Gentle Proper Eating". Precisely! And this way it is really nice and comforting! I like how here and in few other videos you do it, and really appreciate it as a misophonic. Not only for the ASMR effect it causes despite of my misophonia, but also it is quite satisfying to see a person deliberately, but naturally eating properly and cautiously. P.S. long-time fan of your attitude and style! Not to mention as a Russian, seeing a Russian person speaking amazing English and using advanced words like cutlery and utensils feels so good for some reason.

[@Myria83]

Same here! I wish people paid more attention to the noises they make when they eat...

[@BryanBalak]

Maria: We break the cookie into small bite size pieces... Me: Watch me fit this whole cookie in my mouth in one bite... 🍪😁

[@frankfahrenheit9537]

I think breaking these cookies into 2 halves would be okay.

[@Thiccubus]

@@frankfahrenheit9537 Two halves is acceptable, anything more and you might as well smash it with a hydralic press and snort the dust.

[@katybug6572]

That’s not proper.. tsk tsk 🫵 lol

[@falconeshield]

Doitdoidoit

[@metcalfethegod]

This comment is hilarious 😂😂😂