DINNER OF LOVE | Octodad: Shorts - Episode 1

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[@tysonvert7027]

"Clear the table!" *Picks up entire table and lets everything fall off*

[@southparkfirefly]

Well he cleared it o3o

[@Scawsome]

He's not wrong :P

[@MrGwhit8102]

+SouthParkFirefly true.

[@dahyun1036]

lol

[@foxyallthetimegaming8027]

what time

[@MattFrost224]

Octodad really should have a cartoon series or sitcom. It would be hilarious to see him flailing uncontrollably, knocking stuff over and throwing stuff around while the other people are basically oblivious to the chaos around them and that there's an octopus pretending to be a human.

[@NickZephyr]

The clumsiness might've gotten old eventually though, people would get bored of the same joke. Though I would watch it. I think it would be funnier than 90% of today's kids TV shows.

[@MattFrost224]

LaceeLasers Good point. The physical side of the humor would get redundant really fast if there wasn't any variation to it. I suppose Octodad's flailing could be funny for longer than a few episodes if the plot involved unexpected chain reactions or Rube Goldberg device-like scenarios. Maybe it would be better if they just made a movie.

[@michaelboyd395]

LaceeLasers Seconded.

[@MattFrost224]

Ray SFM Yes! Markiplier in Octodad the Movie!

[@cartoonhigh9990]

+Ray SFM Or Mark could voice him and Lixian could animate it!

[@noctis_ailouros]

mark: is there a problem with the toilet? me: I don't know, why don't you ask the octopus tha ts standing in it.

[@Lps_Jazzmine_]

XD

[@xxmortalkombat35xx18]

JazzAttack nice!

[@blueravage_7816]

Scarlet:wow eating salad with your hand. She tips her salad and shoves face in it

[@possessedpicklejar4762]

I love how much this game is like a tv show. With the simple act of trying to pick up a mop being an entire slapstick clip.

[@mei_i_die6955]

"Ok let's calm down a little bit." (1 second later) (yelling again) "GO THE RIGHT WAY!!!"

[@pellonpoika]

XD

[@shynerd2947]

the hell

[@animegirl6131]

GamerGirl 😉💀😒😈💤🤕😛👹👺🤑😶😒☹️🏦🏦

[@pippiman]

shy nerd guess who made the number of likes 69?

[@shynerd2947]

Anonymous Otaku who?

[@bckwltn]

Mark: "it's a hot date" *grabs fire extinguisher* Me: That hot? XD

[@Kaitri]

Today i shit myself. Also i wonder if you knew your 5 year old comment is still top

[@bckwltn]

@@Kaitri I didn't but thank you for the update

[@Kaitri]

@@bckwltn yw lol

[@pupfruit4205]

Scarlet: Everything looks so good! Markiplier: indeed it does my darling, you look the best of all. That's so sweet (///^~^///)

[@ericdb9862]

And then you hear Mark saying : "I'll show you the union between land and sea later" Still ...sweet I suppose? XD

[@Slynd80]

It's so cute :3 he'd make a good boyfriend -3-

[@Tinalbion]

I agree 💙🌸

[@thejoebean381]

While he says that he slams his hand on the table and looks at his wife OwO

[@alexconn7473]

I'm gonna try that line the next time I find myself on a dinner date

[@quill404]

Markiplier: "bring it around" Me: Bring it arrounnnd tooowwwnn, arrouunnnd ttooowwwwnnnnn...

[@chloelynn7518]

Sponge bob references completed

[@damionsins7138]

teach me how to douge

[@Barfey101902]

XD

[@justlizard9713]

+Barfey101902 xD lol

[@chandeyfabian3965]

he put feet in the toilet and is making juice with it

[@oholybologna]

"Here comes the airplane!" *airplane shaking downward with people screaming* Seriously dying here man! XD

[@carlosbellino740]

Twig look like markiplier

[@oholybologna]

16:15 if anyone feels like replaying that scene over and over. I must have watched that same scene at least 50 times now XD

[@oholybologna]

Can confirm, this STILL makes me crack up XD

[@TheBonkleFox]

the joke is that he's having so much trouble that the plane's crashing in flames.

[@emilymorales1828]

Omg that was the one thing that made me crack up the most

[@chadchaddington7453]

"I'm gonna fill up Scarlet's glass with my juice, huh?" That is so dirty of you, Marky...

[@jaysworld3793]

Get your mind out of the gutter (as hard as that is while watching any Markiplier video)

[@chadchaddington7453]

Jarom Peterson I'll try... XD

[@yarinice1]

Jarom Peterson Absolutely impossible. Especially with all the sonic porn in the suggestion box.

[@yarinice1]

Ray SFM What? You didn't get Sonic porn in your suggestion box yet? In one of the The Evil Within playthroughs you, for no particular reason, got sonic porn.

[@foxythepirateitalia3226]

+Alexis Bronie malicious >:3

[@TheMattShea]

Hey Mark, you've probably already recorded the second Shorts episode, but if you haven't you should know that you can STUFF A PERSON IN THE VENDING MACHINE. That is all, have a nice day.

[@shugaedits]

OMG ITS MattShea it's Mattshea.

[@VelesViserianIceFyre]

i remember you... can't remember what comment chain it was though..

[@geoffrey111995]

Haha matt ,yes indeed. I'm a witness of it. XD

[@IMCR8Z]

Five Night's at Octodad's?

[@skiddle-e-dewyour-mums-a-j8752]

MattShea i

[@ashleybrown4768]

"HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE!!" *People screaming* Me: *Dies of laughter*

[@moniquedelgadillo1331]

does anyone notice he made grape juice and and put his feet in the toilet

[@Ronitrocket]

Yeah.

[@Pigeonmilk]

+Monique Delgadillo yeah

[@carlymara88]

😂😂😂

[@SapphireMoth]

Same

[@victoriacafiero5313]

When mark said " Alittle bit more later if you know what I mean" I blushed

[@killmaster5038]

good for you. we would care. why?

[@dolphinqueen5209]

lol, don't we all blush from things Mark says? xDD Mark is too perfect.

[@moonlightwite]

***** That's not necessary, you know.

[@ClassyPixieCherry]

***** Bro, really?

[@victoriacafiero5313]

***** Really? If you have something negative to say just leave.... So what I blush You may not care but alot of other people out there blushed.. GO buy a life a target

[@DeepFriedMarshmallow]

"Bottom-dwelling octopuses eat mainly crabs, polychaete worms, and other molluscs such as whelks and clams. Open-ocean octopuses eat mainly prawns, fish and other cephalopods. They usually inject their prey with a paralysing saliva before dismembering it into small pieces with their beaks."

[@AtlasPyro]

Someone finally posts an educational comment. Thank you for teaching us all about what octopi eat.

[@TOPHATKITTY909]

Mark:HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE!!!! Airplane:AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!*falling out of the sky* Best part XD.

[@raccooncrtic2939]

no heres mark: look at the little baby baby:waghghgh mark:now look at the big baby big baby: wahhh that was from asdf moive 8

[@SirSandvich]

raccoon crtic Okay.

[@raccooncrtic2939]

it was marks voice so that's why

[@theshadow3438]

You watched the video too!

[@raccooncrtic2939]

ThEsHaDoW 343 yeah it was soooooo funny

[@ethan.makes7419]

6:03 TO THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC

[@undertalemcdharrypotterfan1395]

I thought I was the only one!

[@mysite1012]

lmao

[@ayylmao7638]

Im of the brazil! 😄😄😄😄😄

[@vanegarcia5752]

u like Harry Potter!!!!!!!!! me toooo!!!!!!!!!!!

[@pokemonmasta889]

HARRY POTTER!!!!

[@its.marycat]

he stomped the grapes RIGHT after he stepped in the toilet THEN gave it to his gf XD

[@skylerh.2939]

hahahahahahaha

[@brandonbishop4363]

Michael Caboose I wonder how it would be like to be you for 10 minutes...

[@skylerh.2939]

..... Maaaaaarrrrrryyy! *I run behind mary* Mary Fuentes Im scared now

[@brandonbishop4363]

(c:{

[@its.marycat]

Michael Caboose whats wrong?

[@rubycontreras2313]

markiplier:if I could just stop pole dancing me:noooo never stop

[@howler2158]

Mark: "Wait... Do octopi eat fish?" Me: "Currently laughing too hard and dropping my phone."

[@deuceydee3506]

"Get in the face, get in the face, get in my face!" -Markiplier trying to eat food Also, the way he limbo'd under the table while excusing himself was just hilarious XD

[@burritosenpai5890]

"Bring it around." Me:*Spongebob flashback* LOL

[@TSP03ZAYBUOPL]

NOTICE ME SENPAI!

[@jde5272]

Burrito Senpai 10:43 the girl is cutting his leg. Tip: If you don't see it at first, slow down the video.

[@johnchristopher9573]

Burrito Senpai The entire bubble 'technique' Spin around stop double take three times 1,2,3 now pelvic thrust (whooo. whoo) stomp on your right foot DON'T FORGET IT now bring it around town, bring it around town then you do this and this and this and that and this and that then (b to blow) I watch too much spongebob, don't i

[@NickZephyr]

YAS I was thinking that too! xD

[@EnSayne987]

John Christopher No, you don't. Unless you watch the new sht, but I can't imagine someone desperate enough for something to do that they have to watch that.

[@lordblack998]

Just try and imagine this; you're at a fancy restaurant and you see Octodad flailing his arm around his head trying to get a small piece of salad in his mouth.

[@manaboost_]

Thank you.

[@Based_Tobias_]

While screaming here comes the airplane.

[@daltonpinell6251]

And flipping over the tables to "clear" them

[@lordblack998]

yeah, that date you planned with a pretty girl/handsome boy will be that more hilarious XD

[@SuperFromND]

SOMEONE MAKE THAT A DECORATION IN EVERY FANCY RESTAURANT EVER.

[@Razzlewolfflight]

I am rolling over here. God, this was great. I was expecting a cut scene of a huge line of people all nursing wounds from the amount of shit he just fling across the room.

[@Razzlewolfflight]

**flung**

[@deklonode7026]

Razzlewolfflight no I think the correct word is *grammar police

[@deklonode7026]

the lone gamer lol never mind I thought someone corrected you but alrighty then. XD

[@larrykoopaful]

This video taught me so much about dating. On all of my previous dates, I have made sure to throw nearby tables across the room with one arm, knock all the food off the table with my feet, especially if my date is in the middle of eating, and to violently spin my fork of salad around my head before putting it in my mouth.

[@pixelgamelvr]

Jesus Christ

[@Nostalgiashorts-o2t]

Good for you bro

[@mikedantonio4731]

And to make juice for them by stomping grapes after standing in a toilet

[@maromania7]

I came here from the Game Grumps FNAF2 vid, and within the first 10 seconds this video reminded me what I love in youtubers- joy. just that joy of playing and creating content, THAT is what keeps me coming back. I'd why I love Danny Sexbang and HatFilms and why, as far as solo lets players go, Mark is my favorite. when mark plays a game and loves it you can't HELP but be happy.

[@Kektus1]

Until he can't get Octodad to go where he wants him to, at any rate.

[@CashMoneyAmigoKiwami]

***** I geuss ou could say Foxy is a "foxy" guy. BADUM-TSH

[@ToastySpeakers]

Penguinz0 is my favorite solo let's player.

[@CyberBlastoise]

Mark's up there with one of my favorite solos, but I think my ultimate favorite would have to be Chuggaaconroy.

[@gr3y_g4rn3t_13]

It's Easter. My family: Come eat with us! Me: *Goes to eat with them* My family: *Yells at me* Me: *Retreats to bedroom with laptop* Me: Fuck it. I'm eating Easter with Markiplier, an octopus, and a woman named Scarlet.

[@ladylorena6071]

+Gretchen Wenthur

[@ladylorena6071]

IKR?!that's so me

[@loki4807]

subtract Scarlet and you got my last Valentine's day.

[@kdix231]

Cringe

[@gr3y_g4rn3t_13]

@kdix231 I was 16 when I wrote this comment(im 23 now), gimme a break lmao

[@SadInferno6669]

he made foot juice AFTER he stood in the tolit... LOL

[@lilacspectrum6737]

let me go talk to the waiter and slap his behind -markiplier

[@skylanderlover]

"Here comes the airplane." Cola and meal, please. No bread.

[@Hollyleaf123100]

I laughed more then i needed too xD

[@kooperphillips268]

Loved that scene from his video, I almost burst a lung it was so good :D

[@exm3266]

followup for best plane after goldeneye

[@chizyls]

I love that part xD

[@davideo4580]

Omg Octodad is back!!!! Does that mean soda city is gonna be making it's return? Cuz that would be amazing. Also I laughed hysterically for 10 minutes here. This is why I love Markiplier

[@Antelieris1]

I got in trouble for laughing too loud :(...

[@Entrée2Thousand]

21:36 "it's surgeon simulator levels of agony" if he thought that was bad, then I don't know how the next short is going to go.

[@szech3786]

Octodad is the first video from markiplier I ever watched, then I immediately subbed

[@carriewilliams3639]

Me to were like twinseeeeees

[@markisparklez7758]

Congrats

[@youexpectedausername2242]

Carrie Williams augh don't make it gay Carrie :U

[@Antelieris1]

I joined later than that, but I definitely made it a point to watch all of Octodad when I found it in the backlog.

[@bonniethebunny4932]

I like how Mark doesn't notice that the table magically fixes itself as if the waiters used "Reparo" on them

[@SuzyLuOfficial]

This video led me to a Wrecking Ball cover of Miley Cyrus. WTF DID I JUST WATCH...

[@deansouthwick1906]

mark is having trouble picking up things BUT he sure can slap them booties! (awesome vid btw)

[@platypusbunneh]

Everyone in the comments are happy Mark is playing one his best LP's from his past, saying his original Octodad playthrough was their 1st video they ever seen of Mark. Then, at 11:10 "uhh.... Mount Massive Asylum" Outlast was my 1st video I'd ever seen of Mark's, and now I'm quite happy it was mentioned. I belong with you guys!

[@legenterry1118]

i'm a new guy. my first mark video was baking a cake similator

[@platypusbunneh]

In all seriousness, welcome to the community! As far as I still know, we "Markiplites" are very nice to each other- and to others in general. You'll love it here. :) I found Mark last March, right before he hit 2 million.... Feels like such a long time ago.

[@legenterry1118]

i started 2 months ago when his newest video was that baking similator. i was looking for something to watch on my wii since i can't really go through anyone's old videos on it and it was there in the suggestions

[@seacreacherdiet]

My first mark video was Sonic.exe! XD

[@Macattac294]

My First Mark Video was FNAF 20/20/20/20 Mode run.

[@EmSArcade]

It makes me stupidly happy to see you playing this game again.

[@tiptapricot]

I WAS WATCHING THIS AT NIGHT! I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAD TO LITERALLY PUT MY HAND IN MY MOUTH SO I DIDN'T WAKE UP THE HOUSE!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@elizabethmae2630]

SANMMMEEEE

[@mannyavalos7165]

+Elowyn Hutchins I did to OMG lol

[@bee5917]

My shoulders hurt while laughing 😂

[@That-Fox]

EXACT SAME! I hope they dont hear my typing... :/

[@axlharrison9008]

I didn't know the house could sleep in the first place, much less would you be able to wake it up! 😅

[@gamingartlover5363]

OMG the frustration just made me laugh the whole time XD

[@sara.3042]

This was so funny. I love the quick clips of your pole dancing and the airplane crashing. Your commentary was also spot on. This is a prime example of why you are my favorite KZbinr.

[@mugmanicalmaniac]

I am surprised you haven't been attacked yet from haters

[@MsUnamusedNerd]

Ahh the classic mistaking a customer for a restaurant employee gag

[@ScabiorsSecret]

"Who crushes grapes?" Not the Fox News lady.

[@XlunaXdivinerX]

I always watch your videos when I get anxious or have panic attacks. Thank you so much, Mark! You're a wonderful person and you really do make a difference in other people's lives.

[@DefinitelyNotMason]

MARKIPLIER IS NUMBER 7 ON THE TOP TEN POPULAR KZbin CHANNEL AND HE'S ONLY BEEN AROUND SINCE 2012!! WAY TO GO MARK!! WE ALL LOVE YOU AND SUPPORT YOU FRIEND!!

[@TheSaberWolfDuchess]

I think you mean number 3! ^.^ WOOHOO!

[@jellyfish320]

This is very clearly a family-operated restaurant. Everyone looks the same!

[@mari-iw6gj]

Just a warning, don't have the volume all the way up with your headphones, unless you want to go deaf.

[@mari-iw6gj]

in 18:49

[@leeahface2036]

too late

[@mari-iw6gj]

Leeah Witzig lmfao

[@sansytheskeleton4765]

Way to late buddy

[@pixelgamelvr]

**Does it anyway**

[@LovingLifewithAudrey]

This is the first Makriplier video I have actually watched...but yet I know who he is and I can recognize him on the spot. And let me just say that I was laughing non stop at his rage omg xD

[@madokami03]

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE!!! Edit: two years and 104 likes, thanks guys, I still remember writing this comment XD

[@nicholasanthony2374]

*passengers screaming*

[@chloelynn7518]

Ahhhhhh

[@clockwork2158]

+Quartz Light i could not stop laugh when that happens XD

[@thelostumbreon5300]

reminds me of asdf

[@friskdreemurr2252]

Lol

[@TotalMayham]

You know what they say, you don't remember pain, or in this case anger. xD

[@elegantroseaudio]

9:40 Geez lady! You want some salad with that pepper!?

[@jessicafernandez777]

How many people just stopped watching this to watch Markiplier pole dance with game grumps?

[@sansytheskeleton4765]

Me

[@ayanna4498]

OMGGG ME

[@jestle]

Jessica Fernandez MMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE

[@courtney8789]

I came down to the comments looking for the link lol

[@superchemegdold2769]

courtney8789 ya mean the description?

[@PacoGumm]

I just realized... He stepped in the toilet and then stomped the grapes. Lol

[@schtinky1151]

"...Surgeon Simulator LEVELS of agony..." You have no idea.

[@KokeshiAudrey]

I lost my shit at "Where'd the dough go? WHERE'D THE DOUGH GO?!" xD

[@jjz7246]

Yasss! New video- great way to procrastinate my homework- thanks Mark!

[@isaac368]

You do homework at this time. Wow, impressive

[@Antelieris1]

Video's done. GET BACK TO WORK!!

[@jjz7246]

Antelieris1 D: Okay....

[@Antelieris1]

Jacee Jane Good girl/boy/not exactly sure but your name and image make me think girl.

[@jjz7246]

Antelieris1 Lmao yes, and I finished my maths, so thanks for forcing/suggesting I get it done (because it's due tonight, not Monday)

[@tysonvert7027]

There are people sleeping nearby. I have to be quiet. I have to not laugh. WHY AM I WATCHING MARKPLIER!?!?!

[@christopherhaines8475]

Award for biggest game props goes to *drumrolls* OCTODAD DADLIEST CATCH

[@georgeciulu6732]

11:11 Lol nice Outlast reference Mark 🤣

[@HattieDame]

Ariel's cheating on Eric with an octopus... She always knew it was better down where it's wetter. Tentacle erotica.

[@HattieDame]

4:02 "I'm gonna get it in my mouth eventually, baby... don't you worry a darn thing."

[@MDPToaster]

Please do more.

[@mustafahussam9616]

HAR HAR HARDY HAR HAR

[@iclynnx]

That explains the kids lol

[@bratbrat9494]

I can't breathe in laughing so hard xD!! Mark I luv u xD

[@bratbrat9494]

I'm*

[@irisnora1525]

Same xD

[@blackoutbingo9530]

imagine the irony if the appetizer was takoyaki

[@thechosengamer6212]

You mean calamari?

[@cannellaorso4171]

I want Octodad to be the next World's Quietest Let's Play

[@UltimateMustacheBros]

Where's the most haunted place you've ever been? Mark: mount massive asylum OMG so true XD

[@someonessidechannel1485]

You know when you're watching videos too late and you'd get in trouble for watching them, so you're not allowed to laugh? I think Mark killed me halfway through the video. I was trying not to laugh so hard that I held my breath, and at one point snorted. I'm weird, aren't I? Irony is when someone writes "your stupid."

[@ignaciogarcia2517]

I was crying xD

[@russellmcmillan5205]

I was watching a video at night and at like 11:00 I burst out laughing and my mom came in my room and took my iPod. :(

[@thepainthasdried83]

*shakes arm at Scarlet* Five seconds later: I’m out of here!

[@jojomizugorou5305]

Fun fact: out of the bigger KZbinrs who have done a let's play for Octodad, Mark is the only one who made the toast on his first try

[@jojomizugorou5305]

He's also the only one to realize immediately that you're supposed to put the jug underneath the spigot while stomping the grapes, as opposed to stomping grapes and scooping out the juice

[@jay_is_kewl4236]

@@jojomizugorou5305 hmm...cool fact

[@miunya]

This made me think about how funny it would be trying to play the sims as octodad :'D

[@DRakshasa]

That would be like... THE ULTIMATE TROLL GAME! Lifetime wishes and all... yeah =3 Just terrible.

[@KingDerpy13]

I love how you can tell when Mark gets really angry, cause his hair starts not giving a fuck and becomes messy.

[@michaelboyd395]

"Okay, let's calm down a little bit-" *inhuman screaming follows*

[@derryair9419]

1:42 What beautiful screaming Mark And lovely shorts/underwear Danny and Arin

[@SkylightNL]

So, when Markiplier is in your restaurant: -Beware of flying chairs, menus, food, etc. -Skip on the juice; Mark just came out of the toilet, literally. -Mark will sometimes fly across your table. -Sit back and enjoy the show :)

[@kate3524]

I like at the very beginning he says "I am so (then the recording shuts off so he has to start again by saying-) sorry for rude interruption my recording stopped" I don't know why I thought that was so funny oops I'm just weird

[@Lps_Jazzmine_]

Mark: oh you want me fill her glass with my juice huh? 😏 Me: did you mean that in a gross way or a Pervy way?

[@normanbanders1340]

why not both?

[@pixelgamelvr]

With the grapes you dirty minded rats

[@secondemail5694]

IM actually LMAO right now. Octdad always makes me laugh, but mark's delightful commentary makes it so much funnier ^-^

[@Lps_Jazzmine_]

11:15 OMG IM DYING!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DTTArt]

7:21 "I'm gonna fill scarlet's glass with my juice huh? Alright then" Is it only me or does that sound wrong?....

[@kaynfcker]

Think that was the point XD

[@DTTArt]

XD

[@dinabakhat6645]

this quote have activated my dirty mind

[@Cinderpelt007]

It's only wrong if you make it wrong.

[@DTTArt]

It´s always wrong

[@Gmk4667]

“Do octopi eat fish?” Octopi eat whatever they can get their tentacles on, and anything that’ll fit in their mouth, but they mostly eat shrimp and other small stuff, so, yes, they do eat fish

[@briannaanderson3885]

I fight depression and every single one of your videos make me smile thank you mark

[@robertwrightfonseca]

Here comes the airplane! (Oh My GODDDD!!!. We're all going to DIE!) (HeeeeeeeeelelelleP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP)

[@ummhallelujah6889]

So, he puts his torso in the tiolet, and then uses it to stamp grapes. Then he gives the grape juice to Scarlet. That is DEFINATELY not santitary... XD

[@LambOfRegress]

"I'm ready to be flushed!" Markiplier 2014-

[@irisnora1525]

"Serve the cake on the fancy platter." Mark: * drags across the floor holding in bare hands *

[@EllieRcx]

"Here comes the airplane!" i dIED

[@RomanianRebecca]

+Markiplier yes, octopuses eat fish.

[@westcomms]

Rebecca Darnell octopi

[@thechosengamer6212]

No actually the Octodad franchise trademarked the word Octopuses

[@RomanianRebecca]

Jeffery West I know it’s octopi, but I used octopuses as that’s what he said

[@DanteKingOfSin]

Waiter: hey random customer Octodad: hello Waiter: you now work here, go take ppls orders, make them, (not like that's the chef's job) and abandon your date for a while Markiplier: what?

[@taylorhahner6081]

This was my favorite game play series... Mark made it even funnier!! Miss this

[@DrHaster]

Yeah just don't fall for those ''free steam games'' scams. Their comments can't be replied to and bots are responding to them. Stay away from them !!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!

[@ThisIsAutumnAlex]

I marked one as spam. There is usually at least one scam/spam post per new video. This is the reason why pewdiepie turned off his comments.

[@sorakairi6985]

sry but everyone falling for this deserves bis account to be stolen. you cant be that stupid and you cant stop them they create a new account in ~ 60 seconds.

[@KittyCatAshes]

I've been reporting it as spam c:

[@ticklemydonger9258]

Kai tri They're gonna be sad when they get that one person who doesn't have shit in their account XD

[@crazymusicgrlcheesecake]

I almost fell for it but my anti virus told me not to go on their page because its highly dangerous, I tried to go anyway and my anti virus didnt even let me load the page lol.

[@sisterlillybug3142]

1:43 I'd never thought I'd live to see the day Markiplier pole dance... Or at least attempt pole dancing....

[@Ghostfoxes13]

Octodad, your cooking is amazing! *swoons uncontrollably*

[@Pieguymysteryman]

11:07 "Mount Massive Asylum" Mark, Let's *OUTLAST* the other haunted places.

[@jamesday920]

I hope lixian will make an animation of this

[@CryingZombie666]

Yeah, the "flush me! Flush me!" part is good for that ;)

[@jamesday920]

CryingZombie666 indeed as well as those rage moments in the kitchen

[@CryingZombie666]

James Day Oh, that part when he cleans the floor. Yeah, that's a good idea :D

[@jamesday920]

CryingZombie666 yeah hey what do you think about the other short the medical mess should that get an animation as well

[@CryingZombie666]

James Day May I suggest the Quest For The Stubborn Doughnut part? Because when Mark did the Octobutt again, it was hyterically *Chipmunk voice* nuts.

[@zhubwat]

LETS WRITE A STORY! Mark and Wade were once...

[@nataliahdrake5909]

Breathing

[@Flowerbarrel]

In the library

[@zhubwat]

but all of a sudden,

[@kaac808]

they stopped breathing.

[@Slynd80]

+kristine c then they where unconscious

[@johnbrobson7213]

Soda and meal please no bread.

[@Morguepie]

*throws all the fucking bread*

[@LeahTartal]

Fuck your bread

[@brisomerville8188]

cola* and meal please no bread

[@Kektus1]

Epic meme mate. **tips fedora**

[@patient1988]

Question: i teleported bread

[@aerocard4831]

Four years later and I'm still laughing my ass off! XD

[@mbanana23456]

Sir would you like some water blub blub blub You did WHAT to my wife exactly?!

[@tsunderaptor4417]

So I went from watching a video on how 6 girls died to a guy raging over an anthropomorphic octopus 😂

[@oracle3366]

"I'm going to get it in my mouth eventually!" T-SHIRT

[@DrunkenOodDalek]

WE NEED THIS XD

[@Hardwire2345]

I like to think this is probably how the date with markiplier be XD

[@mindykennett9451]

Me watching this in 2020 I be laughing my head off

[@littletiminer]

Ahh, that girl is cutting octodad's foot!!! 10:43 - 10:46

[@WhiffyPlush]

I guess she wanted Octodad more than the cake

[@dooflamango3245]

calamari

[@mercilessking799]

Ling Yao Um... Calamari is fried squid, not octopus.

[@dooflamango3245]

Well aren't you just a blast

[@Daioblis]

Ling Yao Call Octodad a squid. I dare you! I double dare you!