The Total War Troy Experience

[@fritzallegedly3648]

My favorite part of Star Wars was when Orlando Bloom said 'That's not good enough' and saved Padme Amidala from a toxic relationship with Anakin Skywalker.

[@Dino_Stan]

the good stepdad ending

[@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658]

I remember when Troy came out. It felt like CA wanted to give historical Total War fans some type of peace offering lol. The problem with that is that it was based on the Iliad a story full of mythological characters. So it had a massive identity crisis.

[@Dino_Stan]

It plays very weirdly, I thought it was just gonna be a 3 kingdoms reskin

[@aidansmith5646]

If it was a peace offering, then it was a Total War AI level of peace offering…

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

They quite literally revamped the entire game to split the campaigns and it was still ragged on. Too bad I missed the giveaway, but from watching this and a few other things it just looks like how every TW game has been since R2/WH, which is a damn shame, since I love the setting.

[@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658]

@@WelcomeToDERPLAND I adore the setting too. At least we can be sure the modding community will someday create on the old engine both a Total War: Iliad that is faithful to source material and a Total War: Bronze Age that has all the important factions and Sea people invasion. It's only a question of when.

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

@@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 Well, in that case the biggest limitation is the engine itself- using the original one... it's like a max of what 30~50 Factions and 4GB ram with a third party tool to increase it from 2GB... Honestly, if RSIII/StainlessSteel HRM and various other mods despite these limitations are still the best TW content in existence imo. Just a damned shame the second the ram eats more than 4GB's S.S-HRM insta-crashes, haven't had that problem much on RSIII though, maybe through some modding madness they circumvented it or something idk- afterall they did go full insano-mode and developed their own installer for the damn thing.

[@greateagle01]

I can't believe someone would name their baby after the city that has the eiffel tower

[@Dino_Stan]

crazy mode

[@augustanxv414]

This game was so epic, i could only handle 5 minutes of it before uninstalling its glory to save myself from the fate of the bad guys in indiana jones raiders of the lost ark

[@boris4867]

Ah yes, my thirteenth favourite Total War game

[@Dino_Stan]

im going into uncharted territories

[@boris4867]

@@Dino_Stan Places man was not meant to tread 🫡

[@cubaj8723]

I love how this campaign of Total War Troy, involved 0 sieges of Troy, which was, ya know, the whole point of the Iliad.

[@Dino_Stan]

They got lost on their way to troy

[@temblorjamesronald9427]

All I want, is a Troy Remake where they would cast Dino Stan as this Barbarian Warlord where he could use his Barbarian Voice in Total War Rome 2, That be a Bigger Dream than Total War Medieval 3

[@Dino_Stan]

I will work for free for ca

[@wesleyquere4979]

Can we have his mongolian steppe-bro coming from the east while throat singing *every single voice line* ?

[@MrEnfuze]

@@Dino_Stan Course you will you lil' rascla, you ain't paying rent yet 😉

[@sethgaston8347]

Ah yes, the base game for Total War Pharaoh.

[@shorewall]

If only they had some sort of combined campaign for Troy and Pharaoh, like they do for Warhammer. I think people would be interested in that.

[@ThomasHector-xv3pn]

@@shorewall No heavy cavalry pass.

[@OzymandiasJeeff]

I swear you're spying on me I was just thinking of reinstalling troy. Truly a schizo moment.

[@Dino_Stan]

We in the hive mind

[@thechronicler159]

This game does look like a lot of fun, I'll just wait four years and buy it for like three bucks.

[@fridericusrextard]

Should've bought it for zero bucks on release day

[@augustanxv414]

Yeah was literally free on not-steam

[@opiterturpilinus2248]

​@@augustanxv414more like temu steam

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

That Pathing shit you showed off was giving me PTSD (Pathing Traumatic Stress Disorder) from 2 decades of playing these shit games.

[@Dino_Stan]

I almost had a stroke watching them run into the enemy

[@animuefan7541]

Honestly a total war game with Greek Mythos is pretty cool. I wish there was more like it other than just the Trojan War though.

[@Dino_Stan]

Yee i think it'd be cool to have more myth stuff

[@fischerbasham678]

game hit you with that cadmean victory reference

[@duartegon]

"game doesn't work. you can see why it was free on epic" lmao

[@Dino_Stan]

its true!

[@janmajnik6889]

@@Dino_Stan For those slingers at 10:30 you need to turn off skirmish mode. Otherwise the pathing AI starts to collapse because they want to run away in both directions for some reason. :D Happens when you get overrun by enemy and they get too close. Was same in medieval 2 lol

[@wojciechkomar197]

This man is truly saint, he sufferd so nobody again ever has to play that atrocity of a game

[@Dino_Stan]

I sacrificed it all

[@berdduck]

I don't even count this as total war...

[@Dino_Stan]

I'm kinda same, the campaign was kinda fun but the battles are so boring

[@DuyNguyen-h8c9m]

Weird to see Legolas in Troy

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

Please CA, if you are reading this, please remove more mechanics, please remove more depth, please copy and paste more TW's, please remove any individuality and charm from the games by making them all play the same, please keep the difficulty non existent with difficulty modifiers just giving the ai infinite monis and stat hax, please-

[@Dino_Stan]

I wish we lived in a world where the copied shogun 2

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

@@Dino_Stan Honestly, Shogun 2 was just a cutback Nippon Napoleon- being the last game to use that engine before the Rome 2 changes. If I had it my way we'd all be playing Rome 1.5's/Med 2.5's without the 20+ year old engine limitations dev'ed by the ultra nerds behind Roma Surrectium & Stainless Steel HRM

[@Dino_Stan]

I really want the rp stuff from med2 and rome, it sounds lame but I liked the generals being characters@@WelcomeToDERPLAND

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

@@Dino_Stan Aint nothing wrong nor lame bout that my guy, infact I totally agree. One of the best aspects of those games were the generals and their family trees- hell I know that some of the traits actually influenced their speeches, like the insanity one making the speeches... well insane. Again, I suggest those mods if you want more of that kind of stuff. (RSIII comes with an installer to simplify things, and if you dont mind a more 'work in progress' you can just get the workshop ver on the remaster with a single click)

[@Dino_Stan]

Speech traits were so fun to watch, my highschool days were spent larping in mediaeval 2

[@raptorbrotherhood766]

You actually got this game? But there’s no nomad faction, who are you going to throat sing to for the larp

[@Dino_Stan]

I got no larp

[@raptorbrotherhood766]

@@Dino_Stan that’s why the game failed

[@greekMonster1000]

@@raptorbrotherhood766amazons and ethiopians

[@raptorbrotherhood766]

@@greekMonster1000 but can they throat sing, no

[@bernardocorreia9515]

very good game better than having sex

[@Dino_Stan]

fact check true

[@du8sman3]

And people wonder why nobody is fond of Pharoah

[@aegonthedragon7303]

If they ever adapt it to screen they better have Zac Efron to play the titular Troy

[@Dino_Stan]

The city shaped in his greatness

[@Kayneth962]

Hector is my favourite Fate/Grand Order japanese gacha character

[@Tom_Cruise_Missile]

You know what? Fuck it. I hope CA actually does go under if this and Total War Warhammer 1(3) is the best they can do.

[@Dino_Stan]

I wish they could see how bad the games are getting

[@adamm2091]

Hector! They are going to asset flip us for a game no one wanted!

[@Dino_Stan]

HECTOR!!!!!!!!

[@chuckjones3119]

2:37, 12:13 he just gon use tht to buy cigarettes and a gallon of milk at the gas station.

[@danielestrada5366]

He truly was Troy, total war.

[@leventekingvevo72]

My main question is why is there a black guy in bronze age greece

[@viamdolor9226]

Memnon was the king of Aethiopia, was black and came to the defense of Troy because he's a half-cousin of Paris and Hector.

[@soviet_tank_lover]

Ya know, i dont think there were any Pokémon in the 2004 Troy, cant believe they'd leave out the giant hydra like that.

[@Dino_Stan]

They dropped the ball

[@emrecanarduc4378]

no gay sex involved , no historic value . 0/10

[@Dino_Stan]

ca caved in

[@emrecanarduc4378]

😓😞😞😞@@Dino_Stan

[@janmajnik6889]

you need to play AC: Odyssey for that :D

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

Since you asked so nicely here ya go- ~~~{You Win!}~~~ and now for the alternative ending ~~~(You Win!)~~~

[@yingoyango3323]

bro you are like the only youtuber that make me laugh

[@Dino_Stan]

I do what i can king

[@wizardmadnes8035]

11:04 Griifens still existed in Sweden until 2012 when Saab went bankrupt

[@Dino_Stan]

This is history I did not know, very wise

[@ordinaryman5070]

They don't like Troy, but he's pretty entertaining. However, since new mechanics came with this game for the first time compared to previous Total War games, people had difficulty getting used to it. Also, trying to sell Atilla and Pharaoh, which should actually be DLC, as separate games is also a marketing mistake.

[@Dino_Stan]

Yeah most of the modern total war games are just dlc

[@dirtbound3358]

Dinosaur Stanley uploaded again Heck yeah

[@Dino_Stan]

gaming

[@eurrorra]

My favourite part of Dino Stan Not bitching about of Total War was anything. Oh wait that never happened

[@mozeyad4573]

i can’t believe a reskin of this shit game, is what we were waiting for, since 2015

[@Dino_Stan]

we live in the worst times for total war

[@bejandavid1304]

Man, I gotta say, really love your content

[@Dino_Stan]

Thanks for still watching after all these years my bruder

[@josephquinnswolin3500]

Achilles looks werid without green hair and my best girl penthesilea looks like a edge lord. Fate grand order runied me

[@nathanmcauley8806]

this is truly the best total war game

[@kaunghtetkyaw1722]

Yes. Although this game is very hard due to its mechanics system, I liked this game. By the way, you should try about Dananns faction. Archilles will be more fun!

[@Dino_Stan]

The campaign mode was fun, wish it had more events and cutscenes tho

[@kaunghtetkyaw1722]

Yes.. what about historical mode? I always played that mode because I loved the real historical battles rather than mythical.

[@Dino_Stan]

I like with both historical and mythic, but mythic units kinda ruin the strategy part of the battles

[@budlikycz2445]

I remember getting this game for free on Epic and I still havent even launch it. I remember installing it and later uninstalling it withouth even starting it up xD

[@Dino_Stan]

I remember seeing it free on epic, and said nahh

[@Hell_O7]

At least the ending got melon. Honestly though, if it has some guy talking it would've been 10,000x better.

[@Hell_O7]

The art is pretty good, but it's just so empty.

[@Dino_Stan]

I like the aesthetic but no dialogue makes it seem like it was made last minute

[@Hell_O7]

@@Dino_Stan I dare say it is last minute, and all the money goes to trailer and opening

[@alecshockowitz8385]

In that battle where your archers wouldn't run its because you were in skirmish mode. Skirmish is god awful

[@Dino_Stan]

Skirmish mode will cost me an empire

[@Bitç0įñ-8]

Don't mind me here swetie

[@IMPORTADOZAPOPAN-zq3oh]

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[@Dino_Stan]

all of them all in one place cyclopsen out

[@chrisillsley5861]

Was that a DL face reveal? Dino is Hayden Christensen confirmed.

[@Dino_Stan]

In a perfect world

[@Buddyboi49]

Bro idk if I could play the new Total war, it just looks goofy compared to the old ones.

[@Dino_Stan]

I just want the old games back

[@RandomAutist]

HECTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@vortexsharadle9875]

Big balls.

[@delta9915]

Who was in Paris?

[@Dino_Stan]

The Jonas brothers

[@opiterturpilinus2248]

Funny Austrian painter man

[@sunrisesparkle6363]

Modern Total Wars are just tedious. I wish they went back to that Medieval Total War style.

[@Dino_Stan]

It'd be nice to have actual city building

[@malice9830]

Bro use mod its called matched combat animations its awesome it doesnt have that rag doll mid air dying while units getting hit by arrows

[@Dino_Stan]

I just wanted to see what the base game was

[@malice9830]

And watcha think of it so far did u notice how man flew 10 feet in the air just from spartan kicks

[@anakinsimpwalker4095]

Who was in Troy?

[@Dino_Stan]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@lk851]

I love dino's schizo rambling❤

[@Dino_Stan]

it builds character

[@cobrazrt6006]

i actually really like Troy but i play with a mod that lets me play as Athens because the non DLC factions are not that fun to me

[@Dino_Stan]

I feel that

[@Ordealux]

I remember my first campaign I bulked up so much expecting to be called in for the big Trojan War and basically, got blue balled by the game, how in the fuck we gonna make a game about some shit that is largely speculative, have all this promo material about giant battles outside Troy, and then, my ass when playing the game can go like 150 turns before ever needing to even get on a boat as Achilles? It was really just disgraceful

[@Dino_Stan]

It'd be cool to have scripted events in the campaign

[@scoobydoo2587]

Good video but this lacks horses and throat-singing, 8/10

[@loyalbravo_1325]

Hmm, my respect for you dropped. Of all the brothers of Troyto play as, you chose the NTR route. Lol! And ya haven't made any ankle's related jokes so far.

[@Dino_Stan]

Im the brother who stepped up

[@loyalbravo_1325]

@@Dino_Stan At least the kids get a nice dad...

[@Wheezal578]

Age of mythology play thru pls

[@Dino_Stan]

I do actually have an old video on it, very good game

[@uvuvwevwevweosas4459]

Man this game sucks so much a@@. The worst part is they are makin it's 1.2 version as new Total War Pharaoh 😢

[@nickmargaritis3263]

🎉

[@Luffe123]

cool

[@okuretta8383]

Damn, I remember how shit it was at launch, but then everyone started praising it because of Myth DLC. Still plays like shit, I see

[@Dino_Stan]

Yeah the myth dlc is good, but it doesn't save the game

[@masterodisguise2983]

Bro, I love you but you sound too similar to Pixelated Apollo so don't stop.

[@Dino_Stan]

Hes my brother from another mother, love his videos

[@masterodisguise2983]

I hate to break it to you but i think you're adopted

[@evilgenius396]

You talk too much. You should try to SU once and a while

[@veronaxd1439]

dinostan Mr stealyogurl

[@WhiteMonster69]

Paris, who was in it, dinostan? Who?

[@Dino_Stan]

*starts sweating*

[@dzonnyblue3065]

TOTAL WAR TROY =TOTAL TRASH!