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[@anonanon1791]

Lovely Northern Irish police officer. Great attitude and a lovely accent.

[@creekyknee]

Top man. It was easy for him to be polite and respectful. What a great accent.

[@kieronallsop8855]

A Northern Irish guy saying I don't know flags.... When he should have said flegs....... If you know you know.

[@scon2006]

he's definitely not EX-RUC, as they don't smile

[@JJ-1818]

It’s because he knew who AB is like he said but if he didn’t then he would be completely different, I’m certain of that!

[@anthonykelly9244]

IRISH REPUBLICAN ARMY 💚🤍🧡🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪💯😈😈🇮🇪🤐

[@vaughnwilliams1208]

Where's the Asgardian embassy?

[@jeanwood6392]

Next door to the Garasdian Embassy.

[@travispagent937]

Back o wardrobe

[@loooopeytunes]

On Empussy St., between the bushes

[@Hrossey]

Dunno mate but pull AB’s zip down for directions to Thors Hammer 😂❤

[@AudunWangen]

The only country with an Asgardian embassy is Norway. I believe it's in Alfheim in Tromsø.

[@sorearm]

Police constable with the beard was awesome, when he was confirming he knew AB with a grin, good interaction.

[@GilbertdeClare0704]

It is a real shame that HE is not used as an example to train ALL Police Officers. His whole manner just ALTERS the whole interaction right from the start where all chance of confrontation is just avoided. Co operation and info gathering is then EASY and SO civil. That is the style of Professional Policing I remember as a kid with the "Village Bobby". Miss it

[@TheSadButMadLad]

His colleague was not so awesome. No need to have body cams. Nor to report that an auditor was present.

[@tufty7663]

Never trust any police officer on any occasion.

[@WallsOfAbaddon]

They both have a beard.

[@sorearm]

@@WallsOfAbaddon yeah, meant the guy on the right

[@johnblanchard8601]

"I JUST GET PAID TO STAND HERE" At least he's honest about his abilities lol

[@temptemp4174]

Better to come across honest people than people who bullshit

[@thetruthnothingbutthetruth1]

His duty not his ability.

[@a.c.slater573]

It’s just a job at the end of the day, people who make being police their personality are the ones to be careful of

[@ItsVespucci]

Lol

[@redtape2006]

The Irish PC is a breath of fresh air. 👌

[@pingu8666]

He knew straight away who AB was. Played the nice cop game.

[@redtape2006]

@@pingu8666 Other PC’s have known who AB is in past videos and been complete ass holes.

[@ru8yna]

You can see the Scott smile through the beard.

[@mrsillywalk]

@@ru8yna What's a "Scott" and where can I buy one for my beard?

[@pingu8666]

@@redtape2006 That's upto them.

[@mentalalec]

When they recognize you, you need to go full heisenberg "say my name" "A-a-a-auditing Britain" "You're God damn right"

[@emotionbuilder2556]

😂😂😂 classic coke

[@breachofthepeace1829]

I am the danger

[@liamfletcher3406]

😆

[@cs9115]

A guy walks down the street and gets filmed and you think that of me? No. I am the one who records!

[@Murray2278]

"Im bigger than him, i'll knock hom out" 🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant, bloody Brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@thegerm1397]

These guys are cowards ran away with the country's wealth. The pathans from afgan i wouldn't mess with they know how to handle themselves

[@clk1564]

I would love to see what Ab Looks like

[@potusgotz4875]

🤣🤣

[@thegerm1397]

To be fair someone who can look after himself doesn't respond like that. I think its just banter but sometimes in life things don't always work out like that. Just ask Charlie boy he found himself in sticky situations.

[@Murray2278]

@@thegerm1397 of course it's banter.

[@06cdancer]

That officer is the og PC. What a legend.

[@guckfoogle1096]

Fool

[@steve10]

What a lovely pleasant Afghanistani man , his immediate thought was to get aggressive and physical , What a lovely thought he lives in Britain with that attitude.

[@AAL-mu8ms]

You're a bit thick, aren't you?

[@dize3672]

Northern Irish cop was a cool guy. Nice fella

[@Jim90117]

I've never seen a man trying to gatecrash a Bangladeshi party in my life and I likely will never see it again.

[@EyeSpyAudit]

PC was tired just standing there doing nothing, brings a tear to my eye 🥲🤔

[@ade3628]

Lol tbh I hate standing still

[@EyeSpyAudit]

​@ade3628 Me too but still why even say that 😂

[@ade3628]

@EyeSpyAudit lol true, least he's honest I guess 😅

[@tankthelord1178]

Yup, while a burglary is taking place somewhere.

[@EyeSpyAudit]

He's too tired for that ​@@tankthelord1178

[@logic1695]

irish officer shows the whole country how to perform as a police officer. well done brother

[@HazStrikesU]

Moves back from Afghan guy in fear. Then says to his colleague “I’ll knock your friend out I’m bigger than him” 😂😂😂😂😂 the definition of a coward.

[@RileEren]

Don't call me brother. I laugh at you.

[@delorusclaiborne3274]

Cant believe they are leaving that info practically against a window on a public street for all to see 🙈

[@ront2424]

probably all the passports for the illegals.

[@lewis7515]

I mean ...it's going to be information specifically for the persons they anticipate walking up to that door? It's not going to be State Secrets.

[@delorusclaiborne3274]

@@lewis7515 so its not gdpr violation to have peoples private info in a public facing window? I dont know why you are talking about state secrets tbh

[@angelgram]

My man been in the force for 2 years and he's less hostile than most Chief Inspectors who's had 20+ years. My man deserves a good beard scratch 👋👆☝️☝️☝️☝️

[@thoth6006]

😂😂💯💯

[@petertod4836]

British taxpayers paying for security at a foreign embassy? Are taxpayers good with that, particularly since the cop says he’s getting overtime!

[@AbzScotland]

they should be getting billed by the met?

[@realhass]

same british embassies are also protected on tax payers money abroad too.

[@realhass]

@@AbzScotland it will never happen 😂

[@ped0000]

We pay to house hundreds of thousands of migrants in nice hotels rather than house our homeless. Whats a few private security guards on the budget.

[@alcoyne3333333333333]

And all the councils running out of money 😮

[@doneB830]

Nice Irish police officer, I respect him.

[@HH-zx2lq]

The two officers, very polite and professional.

[@AuditingBritain]

I would say only one of them

[@helenaxxxx5015]

​@@AuditingBritainhe seemed polite to me. Probs a bit more socially awkward and probs more introverted than the other guy...

[@petertod4836]

Both quite professional coppers. Unusual for Britain.

[@andybigbs9466]

“No I’m not worried I can knock him out” 🤣🤣🤣 brilliant

[@bonvivant567]

"I just get paid to stand here"... sums up the British police nicely

[@djfearross4144]

At least he was honest.

[@keithreed5009]

I can't believe that garage door is allowed to open outwards over the pavement, surely a health and safety issue to pedestrians walking past especially those with defective eyesight!

[@delorusclaiborne3274]

Diplomatic immunity mr. Riggs

[@billjames8036]

Hahaha you did not use the correct accent when typing that...... 🙂

[@Mark-wx1ho]

You cud not give me a parkin tikit.

[@paulphaze]

It’s just been revoked.

[@robertholden1729]

“Is this a genuine watch or is it fake?”, love it!

[@Jo-yp8wy]

Note to self: driving a jag doesn't neccessarily come with good manners.

[@michaelfrankie8443]

What has happened to England, all these people in embassy's living the High life ,while the people in their countries are starving 😳

[@MashLimit]

Spock says: That's completely illogical Captain!

[@TheKh65]

Do you think Embassies are a new thing?

[@lewis7515]

That's been Ambassador life since there have been Ambassadors.

[@minixtvbox]

sounds like Tories in Britain

[@cliffordbuttle4529]

They say it ok there happy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@billygnasher]

What a nice guy the officer from Northern Ireland was, a credit to the force promote him great interpersonal skills. 😊

[@antonyleemulvey8226]

Gucci has been known as the most expensive clothing brand. Interesting to see how a countrys money is being spent

[@66smedrock]

“Getting paid to stand here” “I’m tired” “Not good with directions” This all came from the POLICE OFFICERS mouth. Good lord.

[@NNC93]

AB ‘I’ll knock him out ‘ Come on AB only thing you can knock out is good videos 😂😂

[@JK2OJacko]

i bet he'd knock you out

[@Dublin-ribeyeking]

Love your work AB , fantastic stuff big fan 👏 🙌 🇮🇪 🇮🇪

[@SheilaBullock-z2d]

You made me spit my tea out, when you said I'm big enough to knock him out. Your so funny.

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Your 'diplomacy' always shines through AB!!😊😊

[@adrianbrowne7874]

100% And thankyou AB!!

[@rewbristol]

The Jaguar hasn't had MOT since June

[@bcs7686]

Diplomatic immunity

[@badgermcspoon11]

If only there were some police nearby with loads of time on their hands.

[@leeskinka]

@@bcs7686I always think of lethal weapon when I hear/read that. 👍

[@moviestracks3476]

How do you know

[@rewbristol]

@@moviestracks3476 Online MOT Checker

[@adrianbrowne7874]

'The Laughing Auditor' is indeed another exemplary Auditor!!😊

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Yeah, he's an awesome bloke.

[@eamonkelly9934]

That woman's skirt has a mind of it's own

[@doreennestor5108]

Wondered if anyone else had noticed!! "Mind of its own". Priceless!

[@Frank-kx6ky]

she needs a stylist urgent !

[@oldskoolordie]

She has a boner 😂

[@dere._.]

Something up there that shouldn't be there😂😂😂

[@Crow_Friend]

She's got a hard on 👍

[@patrickdaly2121]

Guess what the police will do to the guy who grabbed your camera? Exactly! Nothing! If you’d done that to him, you’d be locked up.

[@Dercudez]

This dropped at the perfect time! I was super bored

[@DieserLukas]

Me, too!

[@shiTthebed86]

Same.

[@UTUBE98]

N me

[@antonyleemulvey8226]

Snap

[@PROUD_TRANS]

Do better with life then fools

[@patthewoodboy]

the irony of the UK police protecting the Iranian embassy hasnt been missed by me

[@c0detearz320]

Mate, your country full of crap racists with racist history, you support a establishment that sold you covid and terrorism in one basket, and some anti vaxers might think they solved the world but they are still dumb enough to believe the lies about terrorism

[@jamesoneill2933]

But you probably missed the irony of why the British embassy in Tehran, switched the access from their front door to their back door. 😅

[@patthewoodboy]

@@jamesoneill2933 I cant miss something I dont know

[@razwanakhan25]

Did anyone actually see the Iranian Embassy in this video ?

[@patthewoodboy]

@@razwanakhan25 @1:14 sign above the door ... try specsavers

[@alexanders-life]

I just get paid to stand here 😅😅😅 the regret on his face after he said that 😅😅😅 priceless 😅😅😅

[@rewmitchell5020]

Thanks for creating such amazing training videos for police. The decent chap from northern ireland showed exactly how this divide can be fixed. Every officer should have his EXACT attitude when talking to law abiding members of the public.

[@Mark-ww9sb]

Send in a squadron of the SAS, or AB on his own...😂

[@MartinHiggins1972]

Special Auditing Service.

[@robcenta3632]

@@MartinHiggins1972👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣

[@dlions9068]

If I was a gangster I'd want diplomatic protection too. Looks like a good deal to me.

[@rjnash2610]

TOP TIP for you AB: As you're easily recognised from your voice (sometimes pretty much instantly), for way better content, if I were you I'd consider not saying a word for a minute or two after they start asking you questions in order to get a true and honest reaction from any officers(police or security). At least then you won't get a fake or smiley reaction from the start this way and also seeing the instant change in how they behave once they do in fact recognise you will be pretty entertaining for all parties including your loyal audience! All the best mate.

[@blobrana8515]

Excellent interactions with the two police officers. The police officers were friendly and professional.

[@odethebear]

"Is this a genuine watch?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JohnSmith-vx9re]

I must say, the two gentlemen that were working as guards at the Iranian consulate, and this is coming from me it’s big - well done to you two fine gentlemen, I honestly can not remember the last time I have ever seen metropolitan police officers be this decent, polite, professional and behave like human beings instead of brainless drones.

[@melodyjamesz]

That woman in the demin skirt and black boots needs a bit of advice in how to wear a short skirt & when NOT to lol ❤😂😂😂

[@Legitti]

As diplomat he can actually do that with the immunity😂

[@shinkansenshinkansend8316]

They can get away with far worse than that, just ask the family of Yvonne Fletcher.

[@brianbailey3374]

AB ,you make people happy,make me smile, you are a genius.

[@pcuk3311]

Fun facts: Those diplomats have Diplomatic Immunity meaning you can't sue them in a civil court or criminal, be very careful AB

[@david03921]

We love our bread, we love our butter, but most of all we love our auditor! AB

[@Phil-Sands]

The last time I saw the Iranian Embassy the SAS were jumping in through the balcony windows.

[@cliffordbuttle4529]

They were just doing abit of cleaning 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wegotdaflavas9722]

Hahahahahaha I’m not worried I can knock him out !! Classic 😂😂😂

[@doric_historic]

Diplomatic Immunity...

[@HooDie-Trench-GoTh2022]

It's just been revoked. 😂

[@Mr.Z1989]

and PC immunity...

[@Memovox]

-to grab phones

[@bcs7686]

I can only say that with a south African accent

[@doric_historic]

AB is lucky somebody never took his phone and called Afghanistan...

[@dazzieboi5430]

@ 17:10 someone should arrest that man, he's carrying a union jack flag 🤣

[@JT-xt8bh]

Who’s paying for the police standing there at a foreign governments building… ahh yes the British taxpayer

[@pcuk3311]

Interesting how the UK is providing Police protection to those countries accused of terrorism and human rights abuse.

[@RayMar-fr3ng]

Why are UK police guarding Embassy's I thought we paid i.e. the rate payers to look after the British public? Surely I'm right that is a job for security guards? Paid and funded my the embassy's?

[@GlenJDiamond]

better that than to have Taliban thugs guarding the premises ?!?!?!?!?

[@hamidparkinson7091]

Of all the embassies it's the Bangladeshi one that seems the happiest & the one that made me smile 😊

[@alexanderthegreatoz5945]

Happy minting shekels

[@hyruleansans473]

They'll be asking you for selfies, or your autograph soon these officers, I swear AB😂

[@MattyEngland]

Nice to see a good respectful officer for once. A lesson for others as to how to interact with the public.

[@brianbailey3374]

AB you are light in my darkness,you make me happy I thank you for standing your ground and knowing your fundamental human rights.

[@ysgol3]

Whenever you encounter a lovely person (the Irish officer of course) it seems to be an unwritten law that you then encounter a rat (the Afghan camera grabber). Strange isn't it. Thanks for a great film as always AB.

[@stephenbrown3835]

Good bearded white police officer 👮‍♂️ makes a fresh change from the usual ignorant cabal !! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🧐

[@7Lace77]

Fair play! Can anyone really blame him? "I just get paid to stand here". Good on him. 😸👍

[@stuart23969]

Hold on, hold on. This is what i pay taxes for? The police to be paid to do private protection. And not even for the kings people. Really? I wouldnt think that would be allowed. Do these police officers take different oaths? How does it work please can someone educate me?

[@starcade90]

I'd imagine the embassy are paying for them to be there.

[@stuart23969]

@starcade90 so they are moonlighting, I'm not sure police are on the pay role for that but I can't find anything online regarding private security and police

[@Crow_Friend]

@@starcade90Of course they don't! We do.

[@crrassh69]

The reason they are there is because of ignorant Islamophobia racist violent fools who may try to cause harm to diplomatic staff or an embassy. As diplomats they are entitled to safety in the UK.

[@dazjames8501]

@@stuart23969 PaDP is also responsible for the protection of diplomatic missions in the UK, consistent with the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations (which requires that a host country protect embassies and consulates, while preserving their inviolability)

[@ramatgan1]

The Afghan Embassy guy wearing a Rolex watch while 80% of his country starves. You can see how the Taliban won.

[@Anticommunism99]

Islam is a scam same as communism Only Christianity can bring middle east to prosperity

[@GaryWilliamson-mq9ip]

AB I DID NOT KNOW THAT YOU HAVE NOT BEEN TO SCOTLAND GET UP HERE WE WILL LOVE YOU BUDDY YOUR A TOP BLOKE GARY

[@thehouseholder5468]

Oh the peaceful diversity of it all 😂 got to go back to Portland st again to get my wife’s Kenyan passport changed, they spelled her name wrong 😂

[@odinymir4274]

Is the Afghan consulate staffed by the ruling taliban

[@masoodno]

No, it is still staffed by the previouse corrupt goverment.

[@iLoveAppl3947]

No. But most likely the old government since the Taliban are not recognised worldwide

[@odinymir4274]

@@iLoveAppl3947 I find it interesting that a ligitimate country, government would be based on the approval of others from around the world, and not the people, group, organization that has physical control over their lands and people

[@mirojay-wh7mh]

12:05 „No. No. I’m not worried. I can knock him out. That’s not a problem.“ 😂😂😂

[@uws5604]

Great pair of officers at the start. And the last few seconds of the video with the guy on the bike was very funny.

[@debbiebertram]

I’m gonna remember to use that saying. Hey Gucci Boy 😂😂

[@mohammadayuobquraishi2087]

As Afghan I appreciate your nice work

[@mijimonmaster]

Nice one to the Irish accented constable. Professional, courteous, polite. You know, the way all constables should be towards those they serve, and not the power tripping tyrants who think they have some sort of absolute power over everyone. And how hard is it to understand that ANYTHING you can see from a public point of view can be recorded? People are recorded by CCTVs, dashcams, GoPros and cameraphones just about EVERYWHERE, but snowflakes get bent out of shape by someone walking about recording the exact same thing. Go figure.

[@klassonder2508]

The Asguardian Embassy is beside the Royal Film Academy…

[@LewisMacdonaldMedia]

The BMW at 8:39 belongs to the Gambian Consulate General for the UK. It's their diplomatic car and can't be interfered with nor parking fined.

[@LewisMacdonaldMedia]

9:09 also Mercedes Benz diplomatic car for the Afghanistan embassy this time.

[@spenserclarke5956]

I would not be surprised if the Iranian Embassy was not a regular tourist trap anyway, that is for anyone who recalls the SAS embassy raid in 1980. I am also surprised it was not commented on by AB, nor any written comments.

[@martinda7446]

Lovely officer. From knowing (obviously) my Irish half of the family, no surprises.

[@Brian-Boru]

The irish bringing the positive policing 🇮🇪

[@mattcollier5957]

Awesome Irish Officer with the beard and glasses outside the Embassy, only if they were all like that and smiled like him.

[@rcchronicles25]

I think the police officer wearing the head wrap was just a bit embarrassed and didn't answer well that's all. Seemed like a nice fellow

[@Qalabjaan911]

How much i love that weather ❤

[@AbzScotland]

AB should recognise the Iranian Embassy It's the building with slight burn marks from the Regiment's flying visit in May 1980.

[@timothysaul4478]

He's too stupid to realise that.

[@fidel681]

Actually it's the consulate not the embassy which was stormed.

[@Easy_Now_Star]

Homer: Duh

[@AbzScotland]

@@fidel681 🤣🤣🤣🤣clearly a history buff of the Regiment.

[@andyfishwick]

AB is the OG…

[@konsul2006]

Don't go into those places... you come out in peaces!

[@gingerjessy]

AB pissing in too many pools.

[@markgillespie8842]

That copper tried his best to hide he was a fan lol. But he did OK. Polite and friendly. All we ask. A lot of paint on these buildings.

[@CharlesWest-x2v]

We as a country send £268 million each year to Afghanistan . Presumably to supply Jag’s , Merc’s & Gucci clothing . Nice work if you can get it!!!

[@stephentracey4344]

Intelligent Irish police officer. We need more of them over here don't we.?

[@Yagdrol]

The attutude of that Northen Irish police officer was the best Ive ever seen in all of ABs videos. I hope he doesnt get ruined by working with the all the police tyrants. Even his partner on the door was pretty good.

[@zl4de06]

The bike at the end!🤣

[@gabrielplattes6253]

The Asgardian is the GOAT. 🐐😄

[@Scano41]

A B YOUR THE BEST great reaction from the irish policeman as for the french they forget they on british soil british rules

[@EnglishRoots11]

11:50 this is why AB is the..👌 "im not worried i can knock him out" 😂😂😂👏👏

[@Teslamaniac]

Love the Irish cop, he was great

[@ianogilvie3356]

100% the OG . At least this cop gives you the respect you deserve ... kinda blew your cover though . Big up the embassy expert --- TLA !!!

[@AuditingBritain]

Yea I think I will leave the embassy for TLA

[@michaelpaterson8086]

"Hahaha a Big Man like you riding this" classic ending LOL 😂😂😂

[@mariumrajah]

14:23 lovely officers 👮‍♀️

[@cdnculturedennynetwork4091]

Irish police was great, respect to the Irish people, one love. Big up yu self AB

[@Clan501-Scotland]

"I just get paid to stand here" I have a feeling his superiors wont like that