Dirty Cantonese Curse Words and Cantonese Cuss Words

Dirty Cantonese curse words and Cantonese cuss words will be discussed in this episode www.freehongkong.net

[@lordpotato4644]

How this guy taught these words without laughing is incredible.

[@supermuxiong]

professionalism

[@darkus5911]

Ikr

[@kurtwang51]

When you say more than enough it just turns into a chore to teach others lol

[@dragonsag5907]

I agree..I had tears coming out of my eyes !!! 😂 I love it 👍👍👍

[@VapourXY]

I think.. if you’d laugh at these, then you’re very likely are not confident enough to actually use these hahaha. Each of these, you gotta say it like you’re ready to kill someone lol

[@poppoppop802]

i am cantonese and this has been very educational

[@percyoof6102]

lol hav fun

[@-vlone652]

Yes sir

[@christophervo8228]

NI SHI ZHUNG GUO REN GUO

[@nadiawu7664]

I am too but some of them are new to me (I am horrible in Cantonese)

[@Arin_Schiller00]

Same

[@monaminx4186]

I'm a Native Cantonese speaker raised in mostly the United States and other places. I already knew all these from my own mom and dad. This video simply clarified what I was already inferred or suspected, in regards to the meanings. My dad said a lot of those words when he was driving.

[@miglia116]

In Hong Kong it’s hard not to swear when driving lol

[@clee1227]

For Cantonese kid who parent who didn’t teach anything about ‘bad’ word: you’re in or a treat.

[@Photologix]

How did you make this video without laughing your ass off?

[@Simon-wz8en]

He's pro, can't you tell? ;)

[@vivian19880808]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HackettLai]

Its quite funny for a cantonese to watch this video XDD

[@Colleen.pemachoetso]

The reason why we are here is funnier.

[@108mtsan]

+C CaRLa hahaha. I'm Cantonese and I just watch this video for laughing sake.

[@martinyoung99]

ikr

[@paindesuxd]

+Hackett Lai it is funny as hell LMFAOOO

[@eldritchbeing5614]

Relatable XD I'm cantonese

[@horsenuts1831]

LOL, for nearly 40 years, as a Brit who has never been to HK, I only know a few words on Cantonese thanks to a HK guy I went to university with. It's interesting to see them written down all these years later.

[@NoodleMcnoodle]

As a tone deaf Chinese, thank you for sounding out all 6 tones of every word.

[@zetheus555]

and I'm here laughing my ass off watching this. I'm a Malaysian

[@myneighboratemycat5124]

im malaysian and in sabah

[@ABMediatainment]

@@myneighboratemycat5124 and Im from malacca 👨🏻💁🏻‍♂😀😄😁😊

[@LearnCantoneseFast]

Your dad actually means "mother of the family" or "mother of the kids" when he calls your mom "lo4 mo2" 老母. But lo mo is actually not a very polite way to say "mother". Most people would say "ma1 mi6" 媽咪 or ma6 ma1 媽媽, instead. 老 means old, 母 is a very old way to say mother. But in Cantonese since the term "老母" is often abused by people when they curse, it becomes a not very polite term. When standing alone, "母" is very polite which is pronounced as mo4, not mo2.

[@Jackyliu009]

LearnCantoneseFast okay thanks

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

Very useful for effective communication with Cantonese friends

[@PatrickPereiraVieira04]

To those learning from the jyutping system: This guy has named the tones a little differently. What you call 4(lowest tone), this guy calls 6; what you call 5(low rising tone), this guy calls 4; what you call 6(low flat tone), this guy calls 5. Thanks for the video btw, learnt a lot ^^

[@metal_otaku_jw]

I'm from Hong Kong and I can't stop laughing when I read the list at 0:10 LOL 笑撚死我

[@kevinyeung8630]

Same here😂

[@alechiggins6515]

haha is it accurate?

[@barronhung8246]

Alec H super accurate

[@jessierasberry3082]

I'm hoping this will help me understand Stephen Chow movies better, haha!

[@WanNotJuan]

Hahaha “ last survivor of the family” made me laugh so hard

[@lucashuang1320]

I speak Cantonese, I don't know Cantonese swears because I'm a good boy... until now... lol. And what's the song at the beginning? My dad always listens to the actual version of that.

[@halohalo86]

The song is 鬼馬雙星 by 許冠傑 (Sam Hui) :)

[@sofrinaostavia1146]

dam sui song

[@gerrardhart6040]

lego huang "good boy"

[@eldritchbeing5614]

Haha I didn't know 鬼八婆is a swear word until now but my mother called me that when I was like 3 XD

[@thecrzylilkrn]

Trying to learn Cantonese in secret so I can understand my gf when she yells at me.

[@lwyeang2011]

Caution! This video can cause death by laughter.

[@missantique2724]

To Cantonese speakers it's absolutely hilarious😂😂😂 I laugh so hard😂😂😂

[@108mtsan]

+Miss Antique haha me too

[@nicola1984patriots]

This is absolutely brilliant. I love your matter-of-fact tone with it, too! Hahaha this is one of my favourite videos. Thanks a lot!

[@dannyly6167]

I am Cantonese but I was born in Australia so I don't know much swear words but this makes me laugh great video

[@laiyenma]

把廣東話文化發揚光大

[@jai9587]

This video taught me everything I needed to know, coming back to it after 3 years

[@maotingdew]

I've learnt more Chinese through this video than my 11 years of Sunday Chinese School, my parents, and my public school Chinese classes.

[@tofusoap]

ok thank you :) you speak cantonese very well, i just wanted to see what my parents were saying to eachother i didnt think it would be this impolite thank you good work

[@loveboyofhalo]

Finally going back to my family roots. Thank you!!!

[@joenikki2466]

I am Cantonese this tutorial helping me to swear more with better accents 😂

[@michaeltischuk7972]

As a former MI guy whose taken some courses at the Defense Language Institute, I say one of the priorities of learning any language in the military by the soldiers was a list of good cuss words. My favorite Cantonese phrase I'll always say to my Chinese mother in law when it's pouring rain outside, "lok gau-si'...which means 'It's raining dog-shit'...she always laughs with that.

[@TessaChan1]

This was the lesson in cantonese that i hoped my parents would give me as a kid ("Don't say that!!!") but never did. Thank you internet.

[@Salkimtommy]

I'm Canto and i can't stop lauging when watching it ,...you are a good teacher :))))

[@ednama7540]

ABC Cantonese here! This is hilarious. Thank you. What’s the intro song? Sounds familiar to music I heard growing up.

[@OliverLamLDRJourney]

nice one dude! keep doing this!

[@veronicaw8373]

Wow now I know what my brother has said to me all these years this is what u needed to complete my life

[@annietran7323]

I'm laughing my butt off at 5A.M in the morning watching this video. Oh he's too funny!!

[@lv4149]

*Just realized how much I have been swearing without realizing* 💀😭🤧😂

[@MrCordycep]

Came to learn what people were screaming at me in Sleeping Dogs, stayed for the hilarious explanation. :D

[@Rebornmann]

I am so happy I found ths. Thank you very much. This is one of the best videos for Cantonese pronounciation I have seen on YT. I tried to use your website but it is not available. Do you have a new one?

[@LearnCantoneseFast]

Thanks for your compliment. I am used to lecturing; that's why.

[@Poemi10304]

All those tones! *head explodes*

[@ayoubelhassanilamcharfi3199]

Came here after Caine insulted Killa Harkan in John Wick 4

[@ricardochongg]

Omg I'm Chinese and I can speak it but holy shit this was hilarious XD good video!

[@dragonsag5907]

This is awesome..Thank you so much !!!!

[@todorokiwang4306]

Why i find this to my feed? 😂 but, thank you sir😂😂

[@tuffcrowzer]

Words, are just words. Really appreciate you taking the time to educate us!

[@renegade5872]

I'm mexican and trying to learn cantonese so I can look smart to cantonese folks and then just start swearing lol

[@barronhung8246]

周穎晞 點會啊⋯⋯香港人無極端到咁

[@monroekelvin8955]

LoL Cantonese swears all the time, unless you are in a formal situation. Also, we find foreigners trying to speak Cantonese adorable, especially when they start swearing. So do it ! Diu Lay No Mode!

[@nadiawu7664]

@@monroekelvin8955 mode? You mean Mou

[@monroekelvin8955]

@@nadiawu7664 Yeah sorry for the auto correct

[@szecr]

@@monroekelvin8955 diu lei lo mo chau hai

[@22m3th2]

Great way to freshen up cantonese after years abroad

[@user-sh1ki9xd8m]

I can speak Chinese and Cantonese so I have no idea how this dude did not crack up at least once while filming this video.

[@Dexduzdiz]

I love saying diu lei lo mo!!

[@estherl13]

jetski Dex I cant XD I hear this soooo much from my dads side!

[@odiliachan798]

I am just 8

[@jasonzy425]

Could you make a video on how to tell tone2/tone5 and tone3/tone5? Thank you so much!

[@Quacktical]

I’m laughing like a kid in Form 1, I can now talk like my dad.

[@Jayzamine]

lets be honest, no 鬼老 is ever gonna pronounce any of these. They cant even manage Mandarin's 4 tones, let alone this

[@skyillegaldiver8962]

Fantastic!!!!

[@marcusduck]

And for Fuck you we have uh.... 3:30 His serious tone when he teaches these swears are hilarious

[@Doctor_Kissworthy]

Thanks. My Hongkongese girlfriend will love these...

[@Sodierof4tuneBabi]

category: education

[@hakkeshsingh6145]

Learning this for when I gamble with my friends

[@paindesuxd]

This is hilarious to me because I can speak fluent cantonese LMAO

[@VealDeal]

come from hong kong but was never really good at chinese or cantonese so this helped

[@reveal4527]

Every time he says “you can insert …” I laugh my ass off

[@SharonBakar]

One of the best language lessons i've come across.

[@janswhatsupdoc]

Some people say that Mandarin sounds more professional then Cantonese which is completely false, I'm not saying mandarin is not professional I love both languages

[@mochi2343]

So my mom's been calling me a beach this whole time? 🗿

[@billlam7756]

Ok I'm ready to go hongkong talk to my cousin. Thankyou dai lou!

[@benny704]

Hello which tones are you using? Because you seem to have the numbers wrong??

[@chickenwings19]

Omg i am crying with laughter 😂🤣

[@adeline4250]

My Cantonese blood has risen

[@mintandlimes]

I need a toisan version of this...

[@pegasus_1018]

this is so educational

[@joe816]

Thanks for the lecture im coming into work with some heat

[@quason9889]

I understood all of this but I was laughing my butt off

[@user-un6xm7ki8f]

Im going to order these at my local restaurant!😂😂😂😂

[@NoodleMcnoodle]

If I didn’t read the title of the video, I would have thought this guy was teaching calculus in Cantonese.

[@DanteAtropos]

打靶 is missing. That one is also a pretty common curse.

[@qsykip]

How could you keep a straight face while teaching this? Haha.

[@AlexKui-fh4wi]

I am from Hong kong and this video made me die of laughter

[@engchoontan8483]

Got mp3 to playback to scammers.?

[@rachel-ko7wv]

*the I speak Cantonese at home but my parents won’t let me know these words so I’m here now squad* wya

[@pewpew9145]

Appreiciated

[@carminamusic6148]

About to tell my friends this js how you order food in cantonese

[@dylananderton1557]

great content. keep it up

[@pandabear153]

Our parents were from Hoisan. All I remember was hew neige mage haiya or hei lei thlu lei chae lei mong kei! Please let know what they mean.

[@tortureyou]

I learned all of these words before I knew what they meant. I was a white "Gui lo" casino dealer. I would usually just say "ummm hai lah" and what for their reaction lol.

[@phantomking3675]

You have my respect

[@idreamtiwasbackatmanderley414]

French here : long time ago in HK saying aloud French perfume names : Diorissimo, Diorella, etc. I could see it was not going down well...

[@CollegeRodent]

NO. I order the six tones so as to preserve their relative pitch ranking. Other tone ordering are "WRONG". "ALL" linguists do not understanding the relative pitches of the six tones in Cantonese. They wrongly believe that Cantonese is nothing more than a variant of Mandarin, when in fact, Cantonese is a language that relies heavily on relative pitches, not only tonal changes. Mandarin, on the other hand, relies heavily on tonal changes within a single word and not much on relative pitches.

[@warrkrymez]

What's the class called, Cantonese Cursing 101?

[@shaneharrison8648]

Hum gar charn - omg 😲 I speak cantonese and this is mint 👌

[@WardenDarlingClement]

lol i only know two curse words most of my life until now...LOL

[@hingzai6689]

我中意講廣東話 😌💓🇭🇰

[@maximo617]

I died watching this for the 5th time....

[@nevada1_053]

This guy swears so much he doesn’t even bother to laugh anymore.

[@HuHu3169-s7o]

best ever LOL terrific!

[@tearsangelz]

香港 粗口THEＢＥＳＴ

[@nadiawu7664]

I agree.

[@erikrod580]

What's the name of the song?

[@yandou8955]

Hi guy, very interesting, but some of the word is curse word. eg. like去仆街 【One word Two meaning】 1. 去仆街 is curse your friend to trip over on the street, 2. Originated come from [ Poor Guy仆街 ] it has complely different meaningg

[@ARudy-cf4uq]

This is the way

[@timothykwoh6172]

"PUK KAI" deserves more explanation since it is used for everything and anything bad.

[@Cchan-xy3hc]

Lol, I always thought that meant to poke a chicken. But then it’s used like the way u fall over and trip. Now the value of that swear has diminished for me.

[@veeskepsies]

man i always thought it meant "trip in the street"

[@tigerlin1813]

Best video ever

[@jackng414]

lmfooooo i can't stop laughing

[@cookiesryummeh]

My parents never taught me bad words. Literally, the only worst one I knew was "baat poh" (bitch) but now I've learned a lot more ^o^ Thank you for the video!

[@nickb4581]

Thanks but what about sei la, bunchut lo, sei fei lo, kaidai, humsup lo, hai tong, pei gu... etc. ? Is there a part 2 for this video?? :)

[@chakfungcheung3318]

Those you mention are not all foul language, just rude. This video is inaccurate, as I am a Hong Konger, if you are interested in this topic, you can text me.