*discards* you now owe me five dollars (Balatro)

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Northernlion

Northernlion

Күн бұрын

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@v3nevergod
@v3nevergod 11 ай бұрын
To the creator: Please please please please make a mobile version of this, I'll gladly pay full price twice
@Apokaladle
@Apokaladle 11 ай бұрын
I asked a while ago and they confirmed they're planning to release on mobile at some point but they're focusing on the PC/console release first. Definitely buying it twice here myself!
@EsotericCat
@EsotericCat 11 ай бұрын
would go crazy mode
@MrFlappo
@MrFlappo 11 ай бұрын
If you have steam remote play setup it works really well playing on mobile
@TheGooGaming
@TheGooGaming 11 ай бұрын
For real this is boomer crack they should not miss this opportunity
@listentoAdamTaylor
@listentoAdamTaylor 11 ай бұрын
I’d pay a hefty premium for sure
@JakeRanney
@JakeRanney 9 ай бұрын
"We've got to inshallah michaelwave oven" is one of the craziest things I've ever heard
@tootall1999
@tootall1999 11 ай бұрын
NL Demo 1: You can’t loop around in a straight dumbass chat NL in 2024: Q K 2 3 4 is that not a straight ???
@Qyubij
@Qyubij 11 ай бұрын
probs thought shortcut changed that
@Dyingwood.
@Dyingwood. 11 ай бұрын
any pedantic backseaters in the chat? fat -2
@isingra
@isingra 11 ай бұрын
Ironic, NL once roasted someone for thinking he could make a straight go around the bend, now it is he who thought he could make it go around the bend
@william14able
@william14able 11 ай бұрын
I too was there to witness this.
@ladamedesaraignees1764
@ladamedesaraignees1764 11 ай бұрын
Called a "wrap-around"
@EDoyl
@EDoyl 11 ай бұрын
Balatro makes jokers of us all
@Linkfanoftheyear
@Linkfanoftheyear 11 ай бұрын
38:32 "Remember the 22 times that people have been excited by a game but then that gradually got sapped by pedantic backseating" I miss chess :(
@BaneOfXistence4
@BaneOfXistence4 11 ай бұрын
I still miss Loop Hero.
@DukeChameleon
@DukeChameleon 11 ай бұрын
God I miss domek eeper
@wickedwickedwicked42
@wickedwickedwicked42 11 ай бұрын
Wildfrost 😔
@dixego
@dixego 11 ай бұрын
Slasher's Keep :[
@EDoyl
@EDoyl 11 ай бұрын
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth :(
@GrevMarkussen
@GrevMarkussen 11 ай бұрын
First “It’s called two pairs” and then “Every boss steals your money”. Chat was on a roll.
@Mathmachine
@Mathmachine 11 ай бұрын
That title sums up modern MTG tournaments pretty well.
@PenumbralFigure
@PenumbralFigure 11 ай бұрын
SO true dude (idk i haven't played since the first Zendikar)
@Dyingwood.
@Dyingwood. 11 ай бұрын
@@PenumbralFigure-2
@BerlinTrainStation1
@BerlinTrainStation1 11 ай бұрын
I loved the casual straight with adjacent face down cards. Like wth man, save some luck for the rest of us.
@Fluffley
@Fluffley 11 ай бұрын
I’ve been playing this demo, quite a bit, and I really agree with you about it being simple and avoids decision paralysis. One thing I fear, though with the demo, is there’s only 20 of 100 something jokers so when the actual game comes out there might be way more complex jokers, not that that’s a bad thing. I’m kind of looking forward to it, but it might create some decision paralysis.
@doodle375
@doodle375 11 ай бұрын
Yeah, the consistency is going to be stripped, but it will probably make it way more fun, especially cause it will make you play as you go, rather than trying to make a specific setup.
@heykak
@heykak 11 ай бұрын
i think that limiting jokers to 5(+) reduces the sheer possible complexity
@lagspike7763
@lagspike7763 11 ай бұрын
I mean that’s kind of what just happens to keep a player base happy. When Slay the spire dropped we had the ironclad and silent which are both very simple characters and then I stopped playing it a year after release and now it’s all watcher meta and my brain caves in every time I try to do a run but all my friends who never stopped playing love all the cool stuff. Complexity can be intimidating but it’s what keeps the active player base coming back
@woutermissler5371
@woutermissler5371 11 ай бұрын
@@doodle375 exactly this! These demos seem to have a handful of actually decent builds that you can just repeat over and over again, which actually can make the game less fun to play. I'm oddly really looking forward to having more choice and being forced to make builds work that I would have never tried before
@TruthAndReconciliation
@TruthAndReconciliation 11 ай бұрын
“Decision paralysis” is exactly why I enjoy these games. Having to dedicate genuine brainpower on decisions (rather than just clicking whatever sounds good) makes the eureka moment all the better. But yeah it definitely does ruin the game for people don’t want to min-max pixels on a screen unfortunately.
@Senorgato029
@Senorgato029 11 ай бұрын
The thing that balatro does is have complexity to its gameplay without a high mental load, take slay the spire as a comparison, there a so many questions you need to be constantly asking yourself and overlooking or incorrectly answering one can lose the run, balatro asks one question, how do you take what your being offered and make it win, answering that is easier said than done however
@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX
@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX 11 ай бұрын
Isn't "how do you take what you're being offered and make it win" the essences of every deck builder ever? I think the difference is in scope of mechanics. In StS cards can affect each other, which adds massive complexity. Here, cards just add points when played
@ilovehumongoushonkers
@ilovehumongoushonkers 11 ай бұрын
you could argue that enhanced cards do interact with each other though not as directly​@@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX
@Senorgato029
@Senorgato029 11 ай бұрын
You are right, let me rephrase, the only question being asked in balatro is how do I make number bigger, sts is a constant evaluation of you’re strength while juggling the balance act of number of cards, offense, and defense, so yes you’re right that “how do I take what’s being offered and win” is the essence of honestly any rouge that was poor word choice on my part, the simplicity of just make number bigger was what I was trying to get at
@AdminAbuse
@AdminAbuse 17 күн бұрын
So close to a good comment but then the "your" hits
@Sterlonian
@Sterlonian 11 ай бұрын
I was called a "Jumbo Buffoon Pack" today. I'm crying, screaming, wetting my pants. It's true. I am a Jumbo Buffoon Pack.
@GothicLordUK
@GothicLordUK 11 ай бұрын
Game's come a long way from it's start back in the summer playtest and it's only gotten better and better!
@Erossssssss
@Erossssssss 11 ай бұрын
GothicLord spotted
@jeromeevans8501
@jeromeevans8501 11 ай бұрын
The heck? I leave the card man's place and next thing you know i run into him over here in costco 'egg'secutive member's video. Consider me pegged.
@starbizarre2750
@starbizarre2750 11 ай бұрын
Yo it’s the anaglyph king himself
@Rerim47
@Rerim47 11 ай бұрын
Im addicted to this game dawg i cannot wait for the full release
@DukeChameleon
@DukeChameleon 11 ай бұрын
38:25 my man just burned this chatter and there's nothing but ashes left
@7yditchfits
@7yditchfits 11 ай бұрын
0:28 You did it! You broke Northernlion down to his bare essentials!
@dumsparce
@dumsparce 11 ай бұрын
pretty sure the best place for your facecam is directly above the deck in the bottom right. nothing ever occurs on screen above the deck
@qrtrx4
@qrtrx4 11 ай бұрын
23:49 "Could you imagine, like, the Joker having a wife?" yeah. Beau Is Afraid
@Tetragrom89
@Tetragrom89 11 ай бұрын
31:50 POV: watching a small child trying to count
@graeties
@graeties 11 ай бұрын
15:07 Egg saw it in a dream
@PhoenixHeart789
@PhoenixHeart789 11 ай бұрын
The mind shattering “HOW?” That broke me there is what keeps me coming back to NL, peak moments
@DyoGilbert
@DyoGilbert 4 ай бұрын
His impression of the joker having a wife is just the Joker’s storyline in the past couple seasons of Harley Quinn lmaoooo
@56-ish
@56-ish 11 ай бұрын
Cannot wait for full release, cannot stop playing this god damn game
@xXChaoticRavenXx
@xXChaoticRavenXx 11 ай бұрын
Northernbeast smile isn’t real. It can’t hurt you Northernbeast smile: 😃
@sonan333
@sonan333 11 ай бұрын
At 30:33 So does the shortcut joker also work well with the even joker/odd jokers? Looking at the tooltip, there were two numbers missing, so it looks like you could do a "straight" of 2,4,6,8,10 or 1,3,5,7,9.
@Drakonus_
@Drakonus_ 11 ай бұрын
NL still thinks that aces are face cards. It's been like this since the first demo.
@DjViceroy
@DjViceroy 11 ай бұрын
The music slaps hard too.
@Siedrig
@Siedrig 5 күн бұрын
The way he investigated that dude and pinpointed the account as an alt account
@BrianM_3rd
@BrianM_3rd 11 ай бұрын
i'm off sick from work, and the nauseating woozy synths of the background music are exactly how i feel every time i try to stand up.
@obnoxiouspedant
@obnoxiouspedant 11 ай бұрын
I have an ungodly fever high five brother 🤮
@Vario69
@Vario69 7 ай бұрын
29:04 look at Vagabond rerolled into another Vagabond WTF are the odds of that!!???!!!!
@shreycod4
@shreycod4 11 ай бұрын
Literally just got done watching yesterday's balatro and I'm so early to this one it's still blurry. Let's go
@michaelbrown4735
@michaelbrown4735 11 ай бұрын
Balatro has brought out my inner gambling addiction
@peterdafox
@peterdafox 11 ай бұрын
You do be owing me 3 dollars
@monstermiku7473
@monstermiku7473 11 ай бұрын
good work keep it up egg
@theelectricant98
@theelectricant98 11 ай бұрын
Shots fired at Astrea 1:45
@Sodmaster111
@Sodmaster111 11 ай бұрын
The thing that put me over the top about this game is when i used a strength card a bunch of times to get 5 jacks in my hand and it let me play a 5 of a kind. And the next planet card i got (called planet x) upgraded my 5 of a kind. It blew me away
@afriendofafriend5766
@afriendofafriend5766 11 ай бұрын
Balatro is my 2024 game of the year. We don't even need the rest of the year to know.
@jacklorenz4274
@jacklorenz4274 11 ай бұрын
It’s gone, I’ve discarded it.
@GreenTea_98
@GreenTea_98 11 ай бұрын
ceo of yapping
@kylesecord9960
@kylesecord9960 11 ай бұрын
Ironically on the Basketball talk the OKC Thunders GM is iconic at this point because at a point he had it so the Thunder would have like 15 1st round picks from other teams over the course of a 6 year span so hes probably the one gm who wouldnt do a 1 for 1 player trade ever dude milks every last drop from other teams. Hes also very beloved by the fan base from what I have heard.
@Diffeqq
@Diffeqq 11 ай бұрын
Me when NL finally discovers that you get $1 per hand saved but only applies it on a run where he could be making way more than $1 by playing non-face cards to farm the face card money
@Diffeqq
@Diffeqq 11 ай бұрын
Oh he figured it out eventually
@spencerwenthome
@spencerwenthome 11 ай бұрын
love seeing all the balatro content from you
@ilovehumongoushonkers
@ilovehumongoushonkers 11 ай бұрын
that blind straight was insane
@RoninOneZero
@RoninOneZero 11 ай бұрын
The bantz in these videos is reaching isaac peaks
@WhiffenC
@WhiffenC 11 ай бұрын
I knew that first discard on the final play would bite him.
@bobsaget9170
@bobsaget9170 11 ай бұрын
"All bosses steal your money"
@kingjorritiv5554
@kingjorritiv5554 11 ай бұрын
This egg just keeps selling the jokers that give him mult to replace them with multipliers. What are you multiplying brother? 1.5x doesnt do anything if you have 2 mult
@beefgoodsir3989
@beefgoodsir3989 11 ай бұрын
once nl figures out the little stuff in this game its over
@viraldownfall
@viraldownfall 11 ай бұрын
Delightful watching NL straightmax on this run
@ericg4626
@ericg4626 11 ай бұрын
Hearing NL talk about basketball and then slander Sam Presti was painful at best.
@bunnyben5607
@bunnyben5607 11 ай бұрын
Oh man, my name is Andrew and I was playing the video in the background when he called out my name. Took me by surprise.
@terinrichardson6061
@terinrichardson6061 11 ай бұрын
I don’t think he knows the discard button exists
@powerlifting1012
@powerlifting1012 9 ай бұрын
I didn't know trading card used to be $5. It's still really good at $3. And the Nerfed popcorn
@dbz-misc2288
@dbz-misc2288 11 ай бұрын
there is a rougelike black jack game demo out right now called "dungeons & degenerate gamblers" its pretty good
@SparkleFoxMutt
@SparkleFoxMutt 11 ай бұрын
He played it at some point! Only a couple episodes tho I think, hopefully he'll play it again when it's fully released
@rahulmenon4514
@rahulmenon4514 11 ай бұрын
we need a two pair build
@Qyubij
@Qyubij 11 ай бұрын
literally trousers bro
@McStebb
@McStebb 11 ай бұрын
Turn game sound back up I miss hearing all the little doobadoopdoop
@Kaybee3104
@Kaybee3104 11 ай бұрын
I am addicted to this game
@ChokoboLP
@ChokoboLP 11 ай бұрын
He could have played a straight at the end 😩
@Drecon84
@Drecon84 11 ай бұрын
Selling the Popcorn is all well and good, but xmult is not going to do too much if you don't pair it with +mult...
@RandomAutist
@RandomAutist 11 ай бұрын
I've keep playing and playing and playing, seriously have to admit, this game is very very fucking good. Even sucking at poker i get lots of kicks out of it and all the mechanics it presents.
@nickwhitegames
@nickwhitegames 11 ай бұрын
Thank you for being a reasonable person NL. The amount of people who can't comprehend that it's their own mind making something racist/sexist/inappropriate. Like PEOPLE, if YOU read something and YOUR mind immediately find a racist/sexist/inappropriate connotation to it, that's ON YOU. Manage your own issues, don't apply them to someone else.
@lafiki999
@lafiki999 11 ай бұрын
You owe me threee dollars
@BerlinTrainStation1
@BerlinTrainStation1 11 ай бұрын
I won my third run of this and was promptly destroyed by my own hubris as well! I've got one more discar... And I'm dead.
@GrilledCheesman
@GrilledCheesman 11 ай бұрын
Man's a two pair tony
@Thundrfox
@Thundrfox 4 ай бұрын
“There’s no hand called bi because people back then weren’t based enough!”
@CreimeadhFearga
@CreimeadhFearga 27 күн бұрын
24:39
@jacobadderley2643
@jacobadderley2643 11 ай бұрын
More Baltro for the Baltro god.
@barb2453
@barb2453 11 ай бұрын
justice for whalid- the mr beast kebab truck is in LA
@Cooldrew100
@Cooldrew100 11 ай бұрын
what's the hemomancer lore, what's the joke
@darbstre2900
@darbstre2900 11 ай бұрын
Im edging the algorithm by liking and commenting. After the isaac arc i think its time to do FTL again and maybe the multiverse mod.
@realsushrey
@realsushrey 11 ай бұрын
19:00 Meanwhile me after watching Parasite: What a waste of my time.
@Diamondskelly
@Diamondskelly 11 ай бұрын
NL validated my problem with razors
@Moondog-j7b
@Moondog-j7b 11 ай бұрын
That bisexual joker quip was so good.
@levitarr6736
@levitarr6736 11 ай бұрын
I love balatro
@jefff8079
@jefff8079 11 ай бұрын
POGGING
@mcgoo721
@mcgoo721 11 ай бұрын
So the argument to not picking superposition was that it would score too many points and farm less gold. But don't you need less gold if you're scoring too many points? Isn't scoring too many points just called winning?
@lapisadvenger5031
@lapisadvenger5031 11 ай бұрын
There is new sap pack play it
@olo4704
@olo4704 11 ай бұрын
The only problem is the way ring works in the game. So horrible with wheel of fortune and banana and so on
@Qyubij
@Qyubij 11 ай бұрын
you didn't really explain why it was bad
@olo4704
@olo4704 11 ай бұрын
@@Qyubij I did not, it is the rng with either a nothing happens or you get huge buff that feels bad to me. Most of the time you end up with nothing or you end up super strong. Having rng that gives varied results but always results, or that allows you to in some way influence or play around the potential outcomes makes for more engaging rng mechanics. Fx the spectral cards that destroy one card and gives 4 random enhanced. You never have a just "nope" outcome, you can have good and bad outcomes and can make informed decisions on whether it is worth it. I am looking for agency from the player in regards to the RNG. Let there be some strategy to the randomness.
@Qyubij
@Qyubij 11 ай бұрын
@@olo4704 fair explanation, but I don't feel like the two cards you mentioned give that much of a buff, I can see where you're coming from with your explanation though
@ZombiesAteMyDuck
@ZombiesAteMyDuck 11 ай бұрын
Saw these videos and loved the look of the game so downloaded the demo. What it’s made me realise is just how bad NL is at this game 😂
@LukeTrovisi
@LukeTrovisi 11 ай бұрын
SGA To New Orleans confirmed!!NL GOT THE SCRIPT FOR 24-25 LFGGGGG
@tyhatch3771
@tyhatch3771 11 ай бұрын
It hurts me every time he doesn’t beat the first blind with one hand. He’s passing up free money. Just discard until you get a high flush
@ilovehumongoushonkers
@ilovehumongoushonkers 11 ай бұрын
I tend to fish for 10 10 5 5 5 or higher full house
@LJlucky8
@LJlucky8 11 ай бұрын
Two pair is ass in real poker too
@adamgarrity997
@adamgarrity997 11 ай бұрын
This isn't for anyone but me. Sam presti is not liked in this household
@avvvqvvv99
@avvvqvvv99 11 ай бұрын
he plays better with the cards face down
@PhiIosophyGeek
@PhiIosophyGeek 11 ай бұрын
Lets goooooo
@bigmanveryimpressiveandtall
@bigmanveryimpressiveandtall 11 ай бұрын
please stop mentioning money for nothing every video some of us are not foaming at the mouth to hegemonize the working class and we hate hearing you talk about it
@countvondutchessofwestmoor3974
@countvondutchessofwestmoor3974 11 ай бұрын
if the very mention of money from a streamers mouth sends you into the salt mine maybe you should take a break from watching
@colt6320
@colt6320 11 ай бұрын
sponsored?!
@baysickboyel
@baysickboyel 11 ай бұрын
Need a bisexual morpheus movie
@Lardex.Destroyer_of_Beans
@Lardex.Destroyer_of_Beans 11 ай бұрын
A handbag?! Wubby7
@recklez8131
@recklez8131 11 ай бұрын
I played one game of the demo and I was having fun, my very first game I had so many bonuses for Straights and I was doing like 7k/8k per straight. Then the last boss made it that I can only do pairs and there was literally no way with my deck, all made for doing big straights, to beat it. Which really sucked and that kinda disheartened me. Why am I punished for playing a certain type of deck? That kinda sucked to me and it was my very first game xD I love your videos about it though. Very fun to watch.
@jacobdumas7643
@jacobdumas7643 11 ай бұрын
this phenomena is a common trend in deck builders. Some decks counter some enemies/bosses really well and some decks get countered hard by some enemies/bosses. If you’re familiar with Slay the Spire, each Act 3 boss counters a specific deck: Awakened One punishes power-heavy decks, Time Eater punishes draw/cycle, and DonuDeca counters slow scaling/lack of AoE. Some decks are just insane and blow past them regardless, but skilled players build their decks with these potential roadblocks in mind. Even if your deck fails, just restart and try a new one! Its definitely one of my favorite parts of the genre :)
@recklez8131
@recklez8131 11 ай бұрын
@zyfygi1587 Oh maybe that's the case. I might've gotten a pair while i was dumping my gold gaining cards in my first hand and that might've locked me into pairs.
@GEM4sta
@GEM4sta 11 ай бұрын
@zyfygi1587 The last boss locks in a card at random, so unless it is in your straight it's RIP for you, pairs are way easier because you are usually tossing cards to redraw anyway. That said, winning a run on your first try usually sucks the fun out for me so that's a little funny.
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