Disco Elysium Relaxing ASMR Jean Screaming at You and Calling You a Loser

[@vickipedia8409]

after every insult i imagine the vine boom sound effect

[@altereichwald9483]

This could be a good edit of it actually

[@liitoshitsaaja]

I did exactly that, if that still interests you. It's on my channel

[@fromsage2you]

help it is midnight and now i am cry-laughing over this

[@archsteel7]

My favorite thing about Jean is, as much shit as he gives you in person, he genuinely goes to bat for you in the station and does everything he can to protect you. You can see it with a high enough Espirit De Corps. He yells at you in person because he thinks it’s the only way to communicate with you, but he really does care.

[@WOLF36554]

I mean yelling is the only way to get through Harry, let's be honest

[@archsteel7]

@@WOLF36554 I disagree, I feel like Kim get's through to Harry a lot more by being patient and... Understanding is probably the wrong word, but something similar to it at least!

[@mightytaco123]

@@archsteel7I felt like Kim was star struck sort of during my play through. Even Ruby knew who you were and was afraid and also knew you wouldn’t stop.

[@crotchbeam9]

But he doesn't even visit you after getting shot

[@Klavin]

He’s been putting up with years of Harry’s shit, but he knows he is an incredible detective

[@patrickistruck]

i had this on loop for an hour and every time it looped back it sounded like jean's "again? i can't believe this shit" was yelling at me for making him say this over and over again

[@adamssmasher]

AGAIN?

[@patrickistruck]

@@adamssmasher I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!

[@nemnyoom]

he's so angry because you've been hurting him for years but the old you was exactly the kind of bastard who'd pull a pity ploy like the shit you've genuinely gotten yourself into. he loves you so much. he's betrayed all good sense by defending you over and over. and all this time, you've done nothing but cause grief and trouble before pulling a 100/10 case perfectly concluded like it absolves you of all wrongdoing. he sits in a cafeteria in a stupid wig and sunglasses for days to make fun of a guy you terrorised into not only leaving but becoming vocally critical of the force. fucking. co-dependent hate-love complicated relationship that you barely see a fraction of

[@xanosghoul]

This is honestly part of the reason why I think that Jean and Harry dated at some point. The mannerisms he's built up towards Harry seem like a jaded on and off partner who is done being respectful towards their Partners abusive fuckery. He wants him to get better but he's not holding out hope and he's certainly not holding out his neck for him anymore.

[@nemnyoom]

@@xanosghoul actually, since replaying the game several times, i have come to realise that jean is even more of an abusive jerk than harry, who has tried to find ways to get better but failed repeatedly, and then decided to become as repulsive and loathsome as possible so he'd at least be screwing everything up on purpose. meanwhile, jean buggers off for a few days, shows up in a ridiculous disguise, and spends every workday sitting around, complaining about how bad harry's amnesia makes him feel. like, he has his reasons, but he's not the martyr lying under the heel of the evil abusive addict we as a fandom treat him as there's two playthroughs i recommend to understand jean properly. one is the fascist run. the other is to play as perfectly as possible, be the best person you can be, but don't internalise 'wasteland of reality', fail to save kim in the tribunal, don't allow cuno to follow you to the island, and drink alcohol one single time. bonus points if you remember that, with a low esprit de corps, you don't get kim's dialogue in the hospital where he berates jean for leaving harry alone sorry, i got really into this game's characters

[@zackpumpkinhead8882]

​@nemnyoom these comments (and a lot of disco elysium comments) seem like actual dialogue options in the game. I legitimately don't know which of you I actually agree with. It's a grey area. Pale.

[@fallofeveryseason]

thanks i started crying

[@mackenziemorris3102]

the first scene i got with Jean was the Shivers check when you step outside the Whirling in the rain and i was immediately like, "oh, no matter what this guy says he loves your dumb ass"

[@marskessler]

kicking my feet twirling my hair

[@coleslavz]

you're so real for this

[@scumbean]

OH SO TRUE

[@varsitybug]

AYO????

[@tago3860]

me fr

[@adamssmasher]

REAL AS F]CK

[@kjorndog]

daily affirmations

[@anomienormie8126]

Hurts me to think about how he feels about Harry having forgotten him completely. He really doesn't want to believe it. And the Espirit de Corps scenes ; - ; He's so tired but he still cares so much

[@guywithaguitar1827]

I love Jean… Depression sucks so much, man…

[@CiggyRat]

"The bells aren't ringing beacuse you have *brain damage* "

[@discountdisco2273]

As someone named Harry I can confirm this truely is the ASMR of all time.

[@mcchicken1849]

Hi Harry.

[@Flips_the_Scriptor]

How's the case Harry?

[@Robby-B]

Where is your gun, Harry?

[@FunneeAlgernon]

@@Robby-B Mr. Evrart is helping him find his gun.

[@zercon_]

@@FunneeAlgernon Mr. Evrart is helping him find his gun.

[@ino579]

It seems abrasive but understandable when you understand he had to deal with "Superstar Cop" Harrier. If you ever had to put up with someone who was full of themselves, this is what it looks like. Harrier was a crazy man for a crazier city and at the end of the day helped Harry clear those 300 cases with an astronomically small kill count. Jean is a man at a crossroads who found Harry insufferable, but like Kim, respected his talents and how much Jamrock needed him. He watches this man go on a downward spiral and volunteers to go undercover in Revachol to keep tabs on him for several days, being at once disappointed in his sorry state but hoping he finally gets his act together. It's really heartwarming.

[@suzylado9890]

this is what i put on at the sleepover after asking permission to listen to asmr to help me sleep

[@thetaaaa]

The Kim Clips ASMR makes me feel like I have a reassuring, no-nonsense friend who's gonna get me through the day no matter what. This makes me feel like I'm getting kicked repeatedly in the shins by that asshole friend I had in highschool who I only hung out with because we'd known each other since we were 8 and neither of us had any other friends. 10/10 great vid

[@jackpumpoen]

i feel like this is the only reason jean and harry stuck together.

[@broblerone413]

that honestly sums up Jean and Harry's dynamic perfectly

[@takeoats]

I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIIIET

[@mausebas]

He is the closest Harry has to a best friend btw

[@zackpumpkinhead8882]

They were... More than friends. _(ALLEGEDLY, I heeeard the devs say something about it I dunno)_

[@hoypip]

​@@zackpumpkinhead8882link?

[@baronbacku9984]

HETERO SEXUAL LIFE PARTNERS

[@Moister356]

​@@zackpumpkinhead8882Really? Kim (for some reason) said straight to his face Harry doesn't know what homosexuality is, just like that! Kim! Come on!

[@Benreyholic]

​​@@Moister356 It was martin Lugia, when asked if harry & jean ever slept together he answered "the world is a cold and lonely place and they get high on drugs so often" or something along the lines. The dude genuinely believe(d) he was jean and he only helped with writing the skills not jean so i wouldnt take his words as canon (Though i do like the hc, just makes whatever dynamic they got going on in game more tragic)

[@GCAT01Living]

This man could berate me for an hour solid and at the end I would be swooning. Thank you for this.

[@castillogrande8926]

Jean: You're a pathetic, worthless, drunken speck of bird shit and a disgrace worthy of nothing but contempt Bottoms: 😩🤤

[@adamssmasher]

@@castillogrande8926 his voice makes me wet for real

[@Selichan42_SA]

great asmr thank you. i felt soothed. i cant wait to fall asleep to the relaxing sounds of evrart claire next

[@oimate6357]

Evrart babygirlifying you asmr

[@especially-treacherous]

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun.

[@masterninjamt6497]

I want royalties from ZA/UM for stealing my intrusive thoughts word for word

[@maxwellkazemba2299]

"One less person to rely on" hits hard

[@etasjo]

ideal relationship

[@EbuchaiaBrusha]

I was crying in a terrible state at three in the morning, I turned on this video, my life got better, my mood improved and I stopped crying, thanks for creating this, it really makes me smile Ten sad satellite officers from ten

[@moosejuice2166]

If you don't know a friend like this, things haven't gotten bad enough in a certain way.

[@benny9406]

when he says "watch out for yourself loser" 🥺SO CUTE

[@hoypip]

@@benny9406 time stamp?

[@justurlocalmicrowave9609]

​@@hoypip 2:56

[@zackpumpkinhead8882]

This is how it feels to have a hangover

[@adamssmasher]

my daily jean daddy asmr

[@adamssmasher]

i still watch this btw

[@Jialexicon2412]

@@adamssmashermy goat

[@adamssmasher]

@@Jialexicon2412 😊😊

[@IllD.]

Unironically relaxing. Listened to this on repeat for at least 100 times.

[@SwagWizard_LemonGod]

I love him so much, best waifu in the game

[@gr3nd3l_]

He’s so babygirl

[@kimkitsuragienjoyer]

This has become my alarm ringtone thank you. Love waking up to Jean saying that I don't bathe on principle

[@nyanya85-uk1zr]

can't belive that on my first playthrough i've literally told him "kim is a better partner than you" straight to face, it's like it does me severe morale damage to even think of it rn, my poor baby boy TT

[@malaizze]

Mean ex boyfriend

[@critiasdetested4749]

i listen to this to force myself out of bed every morning, thanks for the upload

[@yidingliu8663]

Really prefer this new voice. We got Kim for the supportive partner, Jean is better as someone absolutely done with Harry's strange shits and years of fucking around. He clearly still cared, however little, else he wouldn't be there for days, but he's seen the worst of Harry and more and this new voice really shows. 'We are both assholes, so let's get on with it.' Brilliant.

[@mcchicken1849]

New voice? I am confused, I thought ever since they added voice acting into the game they always had the same guy doing Jeans voice.

[@yidingliu8663]

@@mcchicken1849 I believe it's the same VA doing a different take. You can find the old one online and it's quite different.

[@mcchicken1849]

@@yidingliu8663 Ah, that makes sense, thank you for clarifying.

[@GCAT01Living]

​@@mcchicken1849Jean has had two voice actors. Dot Major and David Mryrat. Dot Major did a very exaggerated French accent whereas David Meyrat is actually French. After The Final Cit came out, there was an update where David had re-recordes some lines with a depper voice and flatter affect. This video is a mixture of David's new and old lines.

[@coatgoat5462]

I really liked it when Jean said "fucking". :)

[@balintnemes6774]

Your pfp is how it feels to listen to this dialogue for the first time

[@rayjinflo]

The very first line is exactly what I think of every time I think of this character

[@graced4844]

what it’s like to have an older sibling

[@rinilinna]

the thing that i needed while i work

[@prot0z0a]

holding my peace on how this one is making me feel rn

[@fromunderthecorkdre]

YAYYYYYYYYY FINALLY MY HUSBAND

[@madhatterfan]

YESYESSSYESSS🥰

[@dogthedog1338]

subliminal become gay instantly

[@miIkflower]

I LOVE THIS MAN

[@horuho245]

this is probably asmr for Harry especially

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

So peaceful

[@yelloworangehoodie]

I honestly like his speaking manner he's funny :)) I can imagine how he once got along with Harry

[@arduh]

i love his voice acting

[@varsitybug]

i get him lowkey

[@miguelcondadoolivar5149]

I have a friend who is about as lost as Harry (in a different way), so I can't help seeing a bit of myself in Jean.

[@harrylime9611]

Morning affirmations to stay humble 😂

[@JamrockHobo]

This is great. Did you extract these from the game?

[@holofernez]

i use AssetStudio to access the game's audio files and can extract whatever i need from there

[@etasjo]

@@holofernez thanks :3

[@etasjo]

@@holofernez nvm im too lazy

[@arduh]

i love your last video about the paintings. great work

[@FantasticFanatique]

THIS IS SEXY I LOVE BEING CALLED OUT LIKE THIS he obviously cares

[@Jules-69lol]

My favorite character, he's a lot like me

[@etasjo]

hey

[@Jules-69lol]

@@etasjo no gay

[@etasjo]

@@Jules-69lol its over

[@Jules-69lol]

@@etasjo gay bad

[@etasjo]

@@Jules-69lol >does he know?

[@giuseppe2711]

*me as a therapist*

[@fromsage2you]

Someone: this is your favourite character??? Me: yep...that's him... Someone: LOOK at the screen. Me: Someone: that's him???? Me: that's him....and I will stand by him.......

[@teovinokur9362]

need him

[@benny9406]

honestly squee

[@icecrownpoint]

I don't remember him speaking so harsh things(like victim of Al-gul complex and shifting on an altar) D:

[@seannawatters]

This was suggested to me 😭

[@lan_real]

jean... come on

[@thatdamncatboy7963]

>50.000 views but only slightly above 3000 likes... Jean fans I think we need therapy

[@snufkinismus]

I won't him

[@shesh2265]

Is this an estonian doing a french accent? Cuz thats what i cant keep laughing at

[@nemnyoom]

nah. fairly certain this guy's actually french

[@Benreyholic]

Nah, david meyrat is french. The oje doing a fake accent is his old voice actor. Which sounds even more ridiculous xd

[@lan_real]

french man just trying to speak english

[@jardíndecamelias]

XDDDDDD