Discord Mod Doesn't know how to cook rice

[@Hyakuplays]

MLBB upload next week

[@rexnaxofficial]

HOW DID BRO FUCKED UP THE RICE

[@notsus7796]

As a Filipino I am offended of how bro fcked up of a rice bro made😢

[@IdkAlcohol]

IMPOSSIBLE! ROLAND is THE HOUSEWIFE, THERE'S NO WAY HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COOK RICE!

[@helena1077]

Roland don’t know how to cook for his wife since her death 😔

[@Mecerz]

And bait used to be beliva-IS THAT THE BLACK SILENCE

[@Blaze_1379]

HOLY SHIT IS THAT JOHN LIBRARY FROM LIBRARY OF RUINA ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH

[@TheOneWhoWillReachTheStars]

Wow funny vide- IS THAT ROLAND FROM THE HIT GAME LIBRARY OF RUINA?!!!?!

[@Sparsh011]

roland done fucked up rice

[@ZerakimSC2]

god summoning the 800 hundred limbillion project moon fans at anything PM related

[@dustedendgial-jj4yo]

Roland mentioned Project Moon fans assemble

[@Ashley_graves99]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS, IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING PROJECT MOON REFERENCE??? YOOOO FELLOW PROJECTMOON ENJOYER This is this, and that is that. This is this, and that is that. This is this, and that is that. THIS WAS ALL YOUR FAULT ISHMAEL!!!! WHAT FAULT? I DARESAY IT WAS ALL THANKS TO ME! Woe, pillar be upon thee! Parry this, you filthy casual! gebura pls smother me with your thighs🥺gebura pls smother me with your thighs🥺gebura pls smother me with your thighs🥺 Look One by one The pages remind me you'll always be a villain For you, angels have fallen Now they're gone See? Now they're gone Forever gone From the hell that served as my one and only ho- IS THAT THE RED MIST? TUUUUUUU (burarararaburarbabrbarbaraar) TU LIIIII PSHIOU TUUUU PULUUUU TULULULULUUUUUUUUU (dududun dududun dududun dududun dudun) POLOLWOWOOWOWOLWOLWOWLOW (dududun dududun dududun dududun dudun) ALUAEEEEEE AWEEEEEEE TU TU TU TU UT UUUUUU (dududun dududun dududun dududun dudun) UUuUUUUuUUU UUUU He turned into a book! Funniest shit i've ever seen! Not only did you fail to responsibly perform your duty... You have fallen asleep here and turned your back on us. How imprudent of you... FLYYYY PERFECT WIIIIINGS, WHERE HAAAAVE YOU BEEN HIIIAIAIAIDIIIIING BRING ME TO THE MIIND THAT GOOT US STAAAAARTEEEED LIMBUS COMPANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE god damn, i love benjamin! who is benjamin? hokma balls😅😂😂😂!!!! Angela, you have to feel the same sorrow as mine... No. You have to feel even worse than that. You took Angelica from me--she meant the world to me. I sat on my hands as I watched people I knew die, and I even killed my own best friend with these shadowed gloves, just for this moment. All for this moment... I've been suppressing my emotions, forcing this pained smile. This place is nuts! This place is nuts! This place is nuts! This place is nuts! i wanna get smashed by angela's titanium bussy🥺 I shall not close my eyes, just because my eyelids are heavy, nor i shall turn away, for the sight is frightening cant sex roland, 0/10 game Her sweet voice.... -I can hear her beautiful voice.... "…. Pack a lunchbox and consume it on top of a trash can in the streets of District 11 at 1 PM today." "…. Bake dacquoise while the hour hand rests between 7 and 8, and eat it while watching a movie." "…. Initiate a game of Never Have I Ever with the first five people you encounter. When one folds a finger, break it." "…. Neatly clip the nails of the sixty-second person you come across." Children of the city see only the neon stars Reflected upon the murky gutter sky Dont ask me why I desperately wish to be included in the city's night (pum pum PUUUUm pum pum PUUUUM) A machine should behave as a machine. "i'll go ahead and name my soda dispenser Angela, funniest shit i'll ever do" please don't vanish like thisplease don't vanish like thisplease don't vanish like thisplease don't vanish like this So, you've met your reflections, the pieces of the mirror? They must have tried to stop you, since their own tommorows are not on the horizon. But you... You gave up the path to stay in those yesterdays with them. And now... We finally meet here today. You must have realized that as well, seeing as you have made it to this point without hesitation. I had known... For a very long time... That we all lost our heats. I knew, and i didn't do anything about it. I'm sure many others were the same way. And that's. That's what makes Carmen different from us. Instead of turning away, she wanted to save them, and guide their souls back. She was the one who made the noble decision to dedicate herself to save humanity. Yet I, who held no such ambition, had to continue her legacy. Ironic, isn't it? Maybe i was not the right man for the job. As you can see, we've become just like very other wing, committing atrocities just like them. The employees here who have repeated hundreds upon thousands of deaths... My friends were robbed of their lives and trapped in this cycle of agony... All the while, i just sat and watched, justifying it all as the means to realize her ideal. This sin shall never be forgiven. Nonetheless… We must finish this. If these wrong doings can finally cut this vicious cycle once and for all... I will gladly take this burden upon myself. Our mission is to simply seed the people's hearts. Every single person has their own light. In the light, they create their own stories, and lay down the roots of their existence in it. We are merely there to sow the seeds. It is up to the people to bloom it in their own ways. What about us, you ask? Unfortunately, we won't be able to see what kind of forest will grow. Besides, we still have one last thing to do... It is something we have done countless times. ...It is to manage the Abnormalities. You'll make it. I know you will. Come now. This will be our final day at work as the manager. haha fuck you ayin "Maaan, i can't wait to see what the community of my favorite game library of ruina is li-" Guys, this is not a fucking joke! Today i was playing a text-based furry porn game, and i literally started crying when one of the characters said "That is that" Open the curtains Lights on Don't miss a moment Of this experiment Oh, the book is strange Like clockwork orange Keep your eyes buttered till the end Which "you" are you going to be? Hmm Inside the mirror do you see Someone else in that body? Dance for me One and Two and Three and Turn around Sit like a doggy Till I finish my read Cut it off, cut down your loss All that stubborn loyalty is gonna get you killed In a world built on convenient theories For the puppets on TV There is comfort in the strings If you're gonna control me At least make it interesting theatrically How does it feel to be free? Hmm Why don't you try it yourself? The gate opened on me So I leaped Down, down, and down I go I tell myself I'm a tough girl Down, down, and down I go I could never, ever, ever touch the soil My heart goes right My head goes left And end up on your bed Huh Sure I'll be your marionette Here, tug on my thread Spread me open for dolly pink, snow white artificial beauty Maybe we're all cold machines Stuffed in the human skin With human sins Sewed up by the gods of city Cut it out, you've already lost All that precious bravery is gonna get you hurt In a world that feeds on the minority May that self-centered belief lead you to peace If you're gonna replace me At least have the audacity to kill me thoroughly When does it end for me? Hmm I think I am done with everything Now I'm ready to leave Dragging out One line Two lines Three lines Connect our hands When I no longer can live on knowledge alone You gave me strength Hopeful curiosity Maybe there are still happy answers left for my discovery What's the color of the electric sheep you see?And if you love me, Can you love your everything too, for me? GUYS! ITS NOT A FUCKING JOKE AGAIN! So, i decided to play that text-based furry porn game again, and when i got into my quests tab, i noticed that one of them was called "Eye of the beholder"! I fucking cried!

[@MasakoMizukiCH]

Roland learning how to cook rice after angelica died :

[@Real_Potato_Man]

"Boohoo my wife dead- wait a second how the fuck do i cook rice then?"

[@randomdeltaruneguy506]

Project Moon mentioned!

[@rexnaxofficial]

HOW DID BRO FUCKED UP THE RICE

[@ry4oshu]

ROLAND PFP, PROJECT MOON MENTIONED

[@RaldRhines]

make the fried rice in the rice cooker

[@rexnaxofficial]

Fr

[@Dudethatsrealrandom]

I hope you get an invite to the Diddy party

[@kshitijmukherjee9589]

@@Dudethatsrealrandom u say that like its a bad thing

[@Dudethatsrealrandom]

@@kshitijmukherjee9589 💀

[@RolandLORreal]

Impossible. I know how to cook rice

[@Nightcrawler-im3yp]

Big fan of yours here 👋🏻

[@Calm_as_a_water]

THIS IS THIS AND THATS THAT PROJECT MOON FANS ASSEMBLE

[@chaoticfisherman373]

Absolute cinema

[@reignoliverteriote7610]

I mean... sometimes we put salt on the lid of the pot so it doesn't overcook and taste bad if we use a gas stove to cook the rice so...

[@BAKC_ROOSM]

Recipe to brazillian rice (it's made in a pan not in an electrical cooker) You will pour some oil (JUST A LITTLE BIT) and fry some garlic, then you put the washed rice (use water to remove the rice starch) then you put salt and water until the water is above (~5 cm) the rice level. After all of that you wait the water get in the same level as the rice and put the pot lid and wait for the bottom to dry

[@soupeateryummy]

roland bro how do you put oil on rice

[@TrendyTheAquarium]

its normal I stand with you vuzran🙏

[@rei.mlbb711]

ISNTANTLY CLICKED ON NOTIFICATION

[@themkrfamily69]

Wait what's wrong putting oil? It makes every grain of rice seperate when cooked

[@greenstarthecat1019]

This is how I cook rice

[@DykarDyksson]

Is that the Drive Ahead theme?!?!?!?!?!

[@whowatchanime3328]

Eyyyyyuuuuuuuu my friend

[@WouldYouLose.]

IT'S JUST RICE AND COOKER HOW DID BRO EVEN?!?!?!

[@Tau-F1]

The intro ended my life, my dad was beside me

[@Danny.A]

Asian Blasphemy

[@Mycel_3]

This hurts to watch

[@bidoofwithflair]

Seeing this shiz go down in real time was an experience I'll tell ya that much

[@Bek31415]

Hayahh

[@GlooTheBlob]

pls dont mock my gay ahh voice😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@1Forgor.]

This, this is an Absolute Discord Cinema ✋🏻😌✋🏻

[@ikanberapi2189]

bros making Risotto instead

[@akumu2625]

2:10, you tell me electric cut? _visible confused_

[@ThatDude-ke5ti]

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP RICE

[@MoroFuoro]

Cyrillic spotted so no good rice for you

[@sureindubitably3771]

As a certified asian i'm disappointed of everyone there. Yea that's right i'm applying school rules, the fault of one is the fault of ALL

[@giotoro3934]

Nah its ishmael fault obv

[@tylerrayden]

OH MY IM HERE IM TNERD

[@aphelliann]

why's this blurry

[@aphelliann]

Hayem is so religious

[@colkslok]

naka full volume pa naman ako tas may ungol🗿

[@Nighting_mcqueen69]

Can’t read anything hayaku boi should have text to speech ya?haiyaaaaaaa😼(I can’t read😂😂)

[@CornerMike]

Wtf is that intro

[@YeonSim-Connect]

Peak

[@soslandersorange]

Lmaooo

[@randx1075]

This Gen IS LITERALLY COOKED😭😭

[@rexnaxofficial]

Wdym this gen 😭😭😭 he's literally abt 20

[@CobaltWasTaken]

Th…is this scripted??? Because it does not seem scripted at all, how do you mess up cooking rice XD

[@TheOneWhoAsked4373]

It was real.... We all had to witness that monstrosity

[@CobaltWasTaken]

@ oh god-

[@NerfDrakon]

8 mins ago and 3 likes bro fell off

[@offlaneroger]

This makes my asian blood boil 🌡 They have failed their ancestors for not being able to use the finger method 👆