35 Reasons to Work at Discord

Go to / discord to apply for a job and come body slam Pusheen.
Wanna go deeper? Discord's Founder and CEO Jason wrote a piece on The Four Values of Working at Discord: blog.discordap...
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[@furretplays9519]

"You should never not know why you're doing what you're doing." Man, I felt that.

[@supersaturn4742]

This says a lot about society...

[@Princy_K]

Ye

[@Dani1IsDead]

Thats the only thing i do best

[@HyperXeno]

666th likes 😳

[@yutubechannel-Y]

i mean same

[@LV-pq8vg]

1:15 that's what they doing when discord won't open because of server issues

[@stopstealingmyname3452]

dracowood lmfao underrated

[@amychi_]

discord always goes down for me when I most need discord lol

[@pravda9646]

@HACKSON EMPIRE very important work, running minecraft

[@talhaarkan4370]

discord.gg/6jWncK

[@checkdescriptionordontrepl2897]

1,3k likes and 6 replys hmmm...

[@Yaka-g8j]

Discord: we will advertise that we’re hiring people Discord: and then will hire none of them

[@Shorteagle]

I too am despicable -Gru

[@218orangefelines]

3:42 voice

[@cyberflixt]

Because it's an old video and of course when you see this you want to apply

[@Supremelord-hq9og]

@@cyberflixt so is this even valid

[@kylebrofloski6315]

@benadryl horseflopper oh dear silly me

[@okentedits]

"Why do you want to work at discord?" *"McNuggets are Scared."*

[@Nora4real]

LOL

[@dont2671]

they're terrified

[@irian3x3]

Sacred

[@-Scrapper-]

huh?

[@StormSeadog]

terrified nugget

[@waterpig-p]

Discord: We value transparency Also Discord: *shows a room full of non-transparent people*

[@chipsyboi]

comedy at its fullest

[@omniphysical]

Bro, the transparent people were also in there, but you just couldn’t see them

[@D3VM]

@@omniphysical holy John cena

[@Genio_soy]

@@omniphysical bro...... bRO BROOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ericjohndownes2]

Gonna be honest, don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in months.

[@KendrickPulitzerPrizeLamar]

I’m probably not qualified to work at discord but it seems like a really cool job

[@GoopyOnYoutube]

If you put your mind to it, you can do anything! Don't give up! ^-^

[@KendrickPulitzerPrizeLamar]

WilliamCrossing Thanks

[@KendrickPulitzerPrizeLamar]

Some Asian Pilot 1st off you’re basically saying that people with no education at all only work at discord although computer engineers work there. 2nd off discord is a REAL job. Just because a job requires a computer for working doesn’t mean it’s not a real job.

[@KendrickPulitzerPrizeLamar]

teddibear oh they said that they wouldn’t work at discord because they have an education and would rather work at some Air Force for the military and basically said that Discord is not a real job

[@TheTouhoudude]

@@KendrickPulitzerPrizeLamar damn that is really toxic of them to say

[@strider4077]

Meanwhile at the interview: "So why do you want to work for Discord?" "Uh."

[@notavailableatthemoment7623]

gaming

[@drunkaroo]

engineer gaming

[@Navoii.]

Yes

[@ertgb_]

me: i just want to

[@awsomeballz]

*f u n*

[@CranyUnknown]

Discord is the only company that actually knows how to make a relatable and entertaining advertisement.

[@-Scrapper-]

u sound like a they/them on their mid 30s

[@pnsdev]

Used to know*

[@AbsoluteEgg]

@@pnsdev what happened?

[@mixd1738]

what are you talking about?@@pnsdev

[@ElijahSB]

@@AbsoluteEgg They’ve lock every bit of customization behind paywalls such as nitro and microtransactions.

[@marcotanooky9651]

I almost forgotten that we were talking about actually working

[@Raveen1]

Same 0.0

[@galaxycube1016]

That voice and personality sounded so much like Ice Cream Sandwich.

[@loganbuckley2010]

yes

[@axowelp]

woah you’re right

[@JupiterKnight]

no

[@tacthib1396]

Exactly

[@FruityCrispy]

Yes

[@Quantaviousquenester]

Me: *minor who can’t work yet* KZbin recommendations: want a job?

[@falco5621]

Lol

[@Quantaviousquenester]

Cross! Sans the I’m 14... even if I wanted a job I couldn’t get one. Especially during corona.

[@mcdongalemployee]

@@jeremyaguilar591 how can a minor get job ? wtf are you talking about

[@RC568]

Hell yes

[@amso7169]

Cross! Sans Bruh jobs don’t accept 14 year olds maybe 15, but not usually

[@Hamsta-The-Hamster]

1:11 what discord employees are doing while discord goes down

[@AhmedPlanet]

I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT TOO

[@mkalsterboy1234]

Nah I was more thinking on the lines of that this actually CAUSES discord to go down whenever it does XD

[@imaguyyesmale]

Hmm kinda similar to the 4 year old comment above but its funny so why not

[@Tonie0]

"so why do you want to work for Discord?" "Beacause people sit downstairs and some Upstairs"

[@diablolaggo870]

100th like

[@xa1251]

248th like

[@rinko2228]

I'm in it for the pusheen

[@author_untitled2687]

I wanna sit on the couches

[@stevieklooon]

“Hired”

[@tommymiles966]

It probably comforts them to think that the discord ringtone playing all throughout the video is giving people panic attacks across the globe

[@janetedasilva7526]

Why i want to slice you? (Beat saber references)

[@doovy8504]

TommyMiles don’t forget about the ping at the end

[@Dammerungg_]

I thought I was getting a call lol

[@exquaze3785]

I literally checked

[@lawaklawakpeace9333]

Oh no brother, don't trigger the Flat-Earthers

[@pontiffsullyvan]

35 reasons to work at Discord "Some people sit upstairs, some people sit downstairs..." Alright, I'm in

[@yakkusz2938]

ok

[@ritvikdalal156]

enough for me

[@jennifermiller5696]

420th liker

[@somebodycool8544]

599th like

[@jetyu]

669 liker thank me later

[@unluckiii]

for being named after literal chaos and people not liking each other, it seems like a pretty chill place.

[@The_Horizon]

I'd love to work, except I have no skills that will allow me to work edit: this aged horribly

[@ubahnlexi]

Same...

[@Zhuk-zc8es]

Yoooo, I watch you, anyways, same, the only thing I can do is somewhat normal text bots by using C or C++

[@yeah8620]

Same😔 Keep griefing those p2w server big fan of your work.

[@Oracle24_]

Wow can you crash my life by lagging it please

[@nostalgia5031]

Same.

[@alybe1801]

They have Bob Ross as the icon for their private art server. I love Discord

[@probablyahumanbeing4637]

Same only boomers don’t use discord

[@alybe1801]

@@probablyahumanbeing4637 Yeah so here is _Z_ *o* -o- M

[@rmenual5]

@• spazyclown • i had a stroke trying understand you

[@rmenual5]

@• spazyclown • oh ok

[@scrtrainspotter5015]

Yes

[@kono152]

Me: why are the discord servers down **Meanwhile at discord hq** 1:12

[@hira6390]

i chuckled at this, good joke.

[@hashimzubair2504]

Hahaaaa

[@xsl]

I have ur profile pic on twitter (now i don't)

[@whenyououynehw9338]

Is there a song link?

[@ohelper2661]

best comment ever

[@frenchtoast4491]

36. We'll lay you off

[@abhijithmadhav5623]

Me:*submits my CV* Discord:35 Reasons to reject

[@impxctvl]

reject sus!

[@mattyram13]

Lmao

[@fawwazadzima]

im the 69th likes lmfao

[@eren_ax9895]

@@fawwazadzima like*

[@jianer7972]

@@fawwazadzima nice

[@how-to-discord4519]

"35 Reasons to work at discord" Discord: *sometimes we party*

[@dewdroptherainwing7537]

99th like

[@how-to-discord4519]

@@dewdroptherainwing7537 lol thanks but I don't understand why people are liking this lol

[@bey7668]

Yes

[@how-to-discord4519]

@@bey7668 *yes*

[@bey7668]

@@how-to-discord4519 yes

[@bennybouken]

"We Value Transparency" *Discord users would like to known your location*

[@hellocloverkitty]

San Francisco

[@globex6389]

forsenCD i’d like to be completely transparent with you guys forsenCD

[@JonesDaMan]

Globex D OMEGALUL C

[@flashy9476]

no but actually the discord call sound in the background got me, I had to stop the video to make sure 😂😂

[@HmmmmNiceBike]

looks like a pretty nice cult

[@attainascend]

Hey ,that's mildy adequate

[@vsgl]

Carson Ayers f yeah boi

[@nicerussian5743]

WUMPUS CULT

[@mrmooshroomcow1452]

Agree

[@martinbefartin]

Uh....... ok....

[@leaaae4638]

Discord: We're hiring. Me: *applies* Discord: Not you tho

[@IAmJustBoNneY]

OOF

[@Meh]

lol :p

[@raaltz7269]

I cba hahahah

[@ImTheBluestBird]

Need to be an adult. You can't just work at Discord as a child under the legal age of work.

[@matis2581]

eat my callipygous 😂😂😂

[@eatyourcereal2302]

2:21 “professionally” *iMovie transition*

[@sweatycommenter]

Eat Your Cereal isnt it sony vegas

[@Gamerexde]

XD XD at the near beginning of the video it was obvious that the video was made in premiere.

[@sweatycommenter]

@@Gamerexde it can be, but this transition sucks anyway

[@NickGeek]

Absolute genius

[@Philpilp]

TRUE

[@E_man605]

Discord: We take our job very seriously. Also discord: *Sometimes we party*

[@Jaylio]

Why I can’t work at discord: I can’t code I’m not in America I’m not 18

[@kaicenat2015murder]

same, i hope someday ill work there :(

[@williamnicholls4692]

Same

[@klad2860]

Graphic design

[@hi-sf6ge]

Definitely same

[@lolziquagaming3324]

The same thing rip

[@mtf_nine_tailed_fox385]

This Guy alone with his personality makes me wanna join this cult... Uhh I mean this company......yeah.....

[@mrsauce2620]

i've seen you before

[@TruceDoesStuff]

SCP-106 Has Just Been Spotted

[@tossic7245]

So basically it's just a huge preschool for adults...

[@Im_Not_Loss]

Toxic 125k annually for attending preschool, instant application

[@eternalruin4324]

nice

[@hexanl9768]

Yea

[@niamh.4]

It's like heaven

[@preston11223]

Yup

[@sergenveziroglu8862]

Discord: Here are 35 reasons why you should work with us! Me, a 14 year old with no intention of getting a job in the software industry: hmmmm...... interesting.

[@voxj.]

yes

[@zuhn]

did anyone else think they were getting a discord call for some weird reason?

[@167wolfman]

haha yea same

[@vipe380]

Background Music bro

[@sm1lecsgo776]

Ye

[@axiolot5857]

me too XD

[@kaldenelphick7079]

Yup

[@icha9697]

Discord: We take our works very seriously Also Discord: *We broke a wall*

[@lakshya3277]

No reply?😂

[@abhijaik70]

@@lakshya3277 No.

[@KyaazAnim]

@@lakshya3277 No.

[@zetsu0737]

@@lakshya3277 No.

[@SantiRC]

@@lakshya3277 No.

[@Ev3rly]

*”why do you want to work at discord”* *”that plushie is really cool”*

[@nori106]

i checked on a policy director and you get *Unlimited Sick Days*

[@slolilols]

699th like

[@jaydenvillagran8442]

@@slolilols 700th like

[@babylion122]

they updated the logo on the thumbnail, so they are still using this video when hiring. amazing

[@OreOmod]

Imagine working for discord just to get the staff badge

[@gayredmantoman8953]

...

[@raineepic5479]

lol

[@AnonimoJodas]

Or free nitro

[@cruciant]

That would be me ngl-

[@user-yv3br2bb8o]

i would do that

[@itzleo945]

Discord: "So why do you want to work here?" Me: "Because I can sit upstairs or downstairs"

[@razmysignas7216]

or sit on a couch

[@sizz5982]

@@razmysignas7216 or another couch

[@razmysignas7216]

@@sizz5982 or drink coffe

[@BroLygamingyt_999]

@@razmysignas7216 or do yoga

[@nottatsu9942]

or do parcour

[@AzaleyaReid]

I'm pretty sure absolutely every shut-in would want this job.

[@neo6118]

yeah, seems like it'd fit you perfectly.

[@burningbre]

@@neo6118 *OUCH*

[@permin9533]

And you'd be shut-in but working at discord

[@geneogame4641]

420th like 😏

[@Alphaiskindagaming]

0:21 This part of the video really got me because the background music sounded like someone was calling me on discord

[@capncook2006]

*My accounts get taken down for months* Meanwhile at discord: 1:12

[@dybii1077]

Maybe they don't like you guys

[@lancetheking7524]

discord actually answered my reports lamo

[@bruh.mp40]

M

[@heaven_uman6389]

@〖•stxrrykīrq•〗 :3 *@here*

[@Amirimiri]

The whole video is like someone is calling me

[@Gimingo]

lol me too

[@Inzenity0]

SAME, ITS SO MEAN ;(

[@Zenyds]

yep same

[@somebody6793]

Me 2

[@tmn9986]

I paused to video 5 times until I realized that nobody is calling me :(

[@coffeebored1164]

35 Reasons Why To Work At Discord 1: *we break walls* 2: *we turn off switches*

[@toby9977]

4: Why not

[@user-lr9ho8wc7n]

5: Free nitro

[@giocosquad6762]

6:I dunno just join

[@user-lr9ho8wc7n]

Ghana Pallbearer Ok

[@pressed9604]

7: because you’ll be cool

[@cylo9197]

coming back after 5 years, you said 6 years, lets wait and see. I'll be back for year 6.

[@Grimfoon]

YOOOO I CANT WAIT TO GET PAID TO REPLY TO PEOPLE'S COMPLAINTS WITH "BIG CHUNGUS"

[@pandaboi8613]

Hahhah😂

[@mrkirbshimself3273]

that's funny

[@strashen01]

Discord i think my account Is hacked Do you know who hacked me? Some guy : BIG CHUNGUS

[@InfinityBS]

Lmao

[@chlaciecc]

Discord there's a hacker in my chat! They are spamming profanities! *_"big chungus."_*

[@wes2891]

“Why do you want to work at discord?” *Some people sit upstairs*

[@robot-sensei]

Good enough for me but I am not good enough for them

[@FrostyyMcToasty]

*we take our work very seriously*

[@lumeme9352]

Honestly I'd prefer sitting downstairs, they got that aswell!

[@jaidenlikemario5660]

Your hired

[@akane8638]

Some People sit here and here and sometimes here and here

[@dannyxcat]

I like watching these videos to remind myself that you can still be professional without being extremely straight faced and formal

[@joshuagabrielcatindig7607]

It ain't all suits ye know!

[@littleboy4561]

Best comment from here!!

[@tremergaming]

im the 666th like

[@rachelisverycoo]

Ye.

[@turle8645]

“Why do you want to work for discord?” “Desk stuff”

[@rxbess2217]

"I think i'm gonna work at Discord." "Why?" "To body slam a Pusheen pillow"

[@y_yke]

Lmao

[@biggestofthemall287]

Very well, you may start Monday morning.

[@William_W]

Ok

[@its_tomi]

Hired!

[@Arvl.]

that giant pusheen plushie is pretty cool

[@soyyoluca5248]

That doesn't even look like its a job, just look like living with friends in a big building and you dont need to work.

[@coolgamerrobloxminecraftst5819]

its literally an office job lmao except they try not to stress as much. Let me tell you, there is lots of work.

[@therealgaben5527]

Ya there not just gona show you buckets load of work in a ad to work there

[@e24_ant]

thats the point

[@amethyst4578]

and you get paid for it

[@dewtheproducer2119]

That’s what ads want you to think

[@aaliyaazeez]

The snorlax bean bag is the greatest thing i have ever seen in my life.

[@MatridoxRBLX]

I feel like discord is just handing themselves a medal

[@cosminpopica]

Even if they did they deserve it

[@maikatideibaskapanaumrqlatupa]

@@cosminpopica by banning people who don't like furry loli porn? lol

[@eukyre]

Български Конникъ uhhhh

[@jamesdavey8675]

Yeh but it's 1 that they deserve

[@camdenwyeth316]

Like the Obama meme lol

[@pigdemon19]

This whole video I thought someone was calling me on Discord.

[@madhunter6420]

:))

[@cheeseballs7518]

whole*

[@kd9441]

Popcorn GRAMMAR NAZI

[@housecatt6]

😏 it was me

[@pigdemon19]

willi4m127 oh no

[@washingtond.c.8533]

I love how they use the discord ringtone in the music

[@stephenaviaspace5056]

Yeah me too it's a nice idea

[@deeps8689]

I thought I was getting called lol

[@securedivide2512]

@@deeps8689 me too :((

[@JesusChrist-nc8pr]

So,.. ..is this a transient false utopian YT Vid of The occupy IT[ForAwhile] & (YetToBe~.. UnEmployed\//\\\Yet-Again?), according To; (•/ Bls Dot Gov/PariEnronStats •/ Aflac Dot Co_/PostEnronStats&Pay_Outs) 🙃

[@panboi7490]

@@deeps8689 SAMEEEEE

[@reinbew794]

Discord isn't just a place you work but it isn't just a group of people meeting up to do stuff. It's a mix of both of them. I can't really work in Discord because I live in a different country but it actually looks like a good job.

[@dtstar331]

I wonder why it was recommended to me during the covid-19 lockdown

[@devnull0368]

Yep

[@teamofwinter8128]

Yeeeeeeep

[@BuddemsMorgan]

*Hello there.*

[@dtstar331]

@@BuddemsMorgan gEnERaL kEnObI

[@BearKelsey]

Hahahahaha same

[@Fresho]

“Some people have cool keyboards” *WHAT ARE YOU*

[@stealthisaccount433]

GladOS

[@ollehallstrandelm1573]

do you guys know where u could buy that? lol

[@stealthisaccount433]

@@ollehallstrandelm1573 Skynet Headquarters

[@ollehallstrandelm1573]

@@stealthisaccount433 huh?

[@calimber]

Crownitex I was literally gonna say that-

[@Meh]

36th reason to work at Discord: you can ban your friends

[@Jumpathy]

NiXiT 25 lol

[@MrTrololow]

lmao

[@alejandroes5442]

XDD

[@kairintoul2393]

FINALLY! PAYBACK!

[@torntodellpershow9331]

HAHAHAHA!!!

[@wolfplay013]

i loved the time when this video was up to date.

[@rapidyt4593]

*Discord Servers go down* Me: What could possibly have caused this?? Discord Team: 1:16

[@ace3215]

WOO HOO, THIS IS LIT

[@blackbary123]

This was hilarious 😅

[@rapidyt4593]

@@blackbary123 thank you good sir!

[@Zhtupidity]

Underrated

[@socrates1206]

😂

[@peelingonions]

Still have yet to find out the actual “job” part of discord.

[@vadiks20032]

for some reason i believe this video is just a way to get you in. while they actually abuse their workers and make them do stuff like... making new design shit hey if the guy responsible for changing design bunch versions ago is reading this, i tell you hi and ask why if guy responsible for removing it reads my comment, i wanna tell you're awesome the guy responsible for making new design and deleting it: wtf

[@JamieNid02]

vadiks2003 wait yo you seriously think a work place actually makes their workers do stuff???? Na surely not that’s clearly abuse if they did

[@yanddev5887]

They Program(JavaScript )and design

[@warcrimes390]

Making your employees do something is literally called work

[@edgecrow5492]

The job part of discord is to add new features and stuff and fix bugs and more

[@lorddorogoth]

This is like the best promotional video ever.

[@adiyxt]

Ikr

[@ilovesuckincock]

Ikr daddy

[@etannn]

This is truly the live of a discord mod

[@marystarlightsky]

I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS CALLING ME BUT IT WAS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC-

[@Raveen1]

*_Me who had the volume down_*

[@Raveen1]

(I could only hear the voice)

[@Anonymous-qo5tl]

@@Raveen1 gacha 8 year old, also cringe, get off the platform you gacha 4 year old.

[@2coolize540]

@@Anonymous-qo5tl So, People cannot play games they want to play?

[@Anonymous-qo5tl]

@@2coolize540 never said that, I said to get off the platform (KZbin) because Gacha is for little kids. Never said they couldn't play it.

[@tbdkv8153]

Requirements for a job: - 20 Years of something - 60 Years of another thing -55 Years of breathing -Have a PhD from Harvard -Get a high five from Jeff Bezos

[@MaytheHigurashologist]

Seems legit

[@nebeprisikiskiakopusteliau8884]

@@MaytheHigurashologist because it is

[@thedestroyerofhandlers2004]

Seems accurate

[@gdelusiveplayz3609]

Seems true

[@venb]

Seems analogy

[@MubashirAR]

Discord: *35 reasons to work at discord* Discord: *Rejects application* Applicant: *Surprised Pikachu face*

[@lituruRp]

They will not accept everybody you know

[@danielsoup9700]

Issa joke

[@vf7675]

@@lituruRp r/woosh ok

[@Jera985]

@@vf7675 reddit moment

[@____________________._____7663]

@@vf7675 r/wooooosh with 4 os rat

[@fryderj8249]

I love the idea of a discord rave and discord moshpit

[@jonasplett172]

3:58 someday that sound will be nostalgic

[@RKCrz42016]

Just watch a few years from now we will be brought back together to this vid

[@netorousxsodus9778]

Maby in a another 10 years

[@RKCrz42016]

@@netorousxsodus9778 Who knows XD

[@hillwoop9101]

but for now that sound gives people panic attack

[@jonasplett172]

hiwhill lmao

[@Eidam87]

Discord board: “Hurry up, we have to release this update in a hour!” Discord employees: 0:04

[@crowblossom06]

Customer service

[@florianmaitre-maudhuit3567]

xD

[@arunrajeev2634]

More like 1:12

[@jamal2749]

@@arunrajeev2634 that was so true that people forgot to like your comment

[@akshatsharma1342]

and out of all the games they are playing league of legends lmaoooo

[@Boxscape_VR]

They need to give the marketing team a raise

[@bayglman]

Imagine this actually happening: I have no friends on discord I have calls disabled Noone else is in my house I have sounds in discord disabled I paused the video THE CALL SOUND IS STILL GOING

[@childmuncher4202]

Hol up

[@zemadz7567]

dear god-

[@eig5203]

*inhales sharply*

[@josealipio4903]

Someone is outside your house then

[@AdamMalik-ex1iu]

same !! I WAS LIKE WHO IS CALLING ME

[@CayucosProductions]

So it’s basically just a hangout place where people get along? I’d like that job.

[@taneeshajackson1817]

Eg

[@untypical-otrashchannelasi2781]

Ee

[@guilhermealeixo2564]

Hello egg, enjoy u new sub

[@Aleksimaier]

I would like it too

[@egg9449]

egg :D

[@inactive9550]

I just watched a 5 minute ad for working at discord, looked at their website, thought 'huh that's cool', and then remembered I'm not old enough to work yet

[@met_chii]

Rip

[@seifsameh9379]

Yeah, that's everyone at comments section here including me

[@butituti]

Same

[@telase100]

*i wish i could be old enough for working at discord*

[@Raveen1]

Same QwQ

[@unicodefox]

for reference if you like to know how the CEO makes appearance in Discord's marketing videos, at 0:25 he throws away mcdonalds

[@pokethelily]

Reasons I cant work at discord: · Im not 18 · Im not smart · Do I look like I talk to people? · I live thousands of miles away

[@igorslb359]

me too kid

[@Sh4d0wX19]

Same

[@jeahnnemariebarte3457]

Same

[@aderinox]

same

[@rijwalvagale2036]

Same

[@bobbert516]

"and some people like going rock climbing thursday evening" *shows footage of drunk dude climbing a wall*

[@hithere-lr2iv]

Thats basically rock climbing.

[@professionaltaxevader2699]

Who doesn't do that

[@Davis...]

@@professionaltaxevader2699 yep

[@thekrieger2959]

@@professionaltaxevader2699 i mean you've got a point

[@nighteagle6033]

Lol

[@zatanfromhell7718]

I would love to work at Discord, but I can't because: -I am not 18 -I live in germany -There are many people there -I'm not good enough -I forgot to level social interactions -My english isn't good Thanks for reading, have a great day, where ever you are ^^ (And if it's night for you, then SLEEP)

[@tarunviegas8481]

lol

[@zatanfromhell7718]

Samya the Samfyy yay

[@dybii1077]

Same but in france and my English is pretty good I'm pretty sure your English is good maybe not perfect but good

[@zatanfromhell7718]

@@dybii1077 thank you ^^

[@zastix6029]

i dont want to sleep its 4:30 am

[@silverbronzeee]

Finally, a job where you can work collaboratively in a fun environment while still getting stuff done. Even better, *you can sit upstairs or downstairs.*

[@Maybe-20]

company: YOU ARE FIRED discord: YOU HAVE BEEN CHANGED IN TO A USER

[@Markreal_]

F

[@christianmcbrearty]

F

[@LWS2020]

F

[@niodewit4710]

F

[@TheSuzelfruz]

F

[@89ducks58]

"We take our jobs seriously" *proceeds to slap each other with flamingos and has dance parties*

[@EricCortman]

Yes, thank you for typing out the joke they made. Really makes it funnier

[@santi_mendonça]

it was a tuocan

[@89ducks58]

@@EricCortman Your welcome happy to help 😄

[@TheFi3nd]

Except marketing videos

[@taterds7858]

Thats their work, and they took it very seriously

[@ixnoah]

1 - We like playing PC Games 2 - We like to play Console Games 3 - We like to play Mobile, 4 - Card, 5 - and Arcade games. 6 - We like to play mind games. 7 - We take our work seriously. (except the marketing videos) 8 - Some people like tea. 9 - Some people brew their own coffee. 10 - Some people do yoga thursday morning. 11 - and others go rock climbing thursday evening. 12 - Some people think the McNugget is sacred. (They aren't wrong.) 13 - And some people say fast food is blasphemy 14 - Some people have cool keyboards. 15 - Some people hate being on camera. 16 - Some people love being on camera. 17 - Some people sit upstairs 18 - Some people sit downstairs. 19 - Some people sit in this room. 20 - And some people sit on couches. 21 - or here 22 - or here 23 - or here 24 - and sometimes here 25 - and sometimes here 26 - aaand sometimes here 27 - or here 28 - or maybe here 29 - theres a lotta coffee shops nearby 30 - and a boba shop 31 - also theres a whole foods across the street (he actually said that) 32 - and theres a icecream shop thats pretty good. 33 - you get a desk that you can decorate 34 - sometimes we chill and eat food 35 - sometimes we party. (epic music) REAL REASONS 1 - We value participation 2 - We value collaboration 3 - We value speed. 4 - We value diversity 5 - We value personal growth & development. 6 - We value transparency. 7 - We value intellectual honesty. 8 - We value each other. 9 - We have some non-work related discord servers. 10 - We care deeply about our users. 11 - Our users care deeply about us. 12 - "Millions of people use Discord every day and millions more join each year. Based on our growth trajectory-" Demon Guy: "Every human being on earth will use Discord in 6 years."

[@AJ-kb7pg]

ixNoah you need more likes

[@FoxMaster]

ixNoah you really didn’t need to do that.

[@epsi9923]

For the first 13 - "Some people say fast food is blasphemy*" Thank you for your hard work, though. The real MVP

[@jaydenparker8913]

it's not 'bad for me' but 'blasphemy'

[@FoxMaster]

Jayden Parker he’s not going to see that lol

[@erikandreasvie424]

The music To begin with I thought someone was calling me, but then I remembered I don't have any friends.

[@laisnazareth8916]

Cant argue with that logic :(

[@thecavesys107]

F

[@user-df3ty8ei2u]

Sad

[@mcheaven7876]

F

[@bamethyst2148]

F

[@bymurphy8741]

Google: We have the best work environment. Discord: Hold my beer.

[@lionspride1345]

byMurphy makes sense

[@dean7763]

Google offers all this and more..

[@OpticIlluzhion]

THEY HAVE COUCHES!1!!1

[@sky4ce09]

OpticIlluzhion They have plushies c:

[@richtigerfeger]

true

[@pancakeuuuu]

0:12 Here it is, the legendary meme that everyone uses on the comments.

[@atashi_]

"we took our work seriously"

[@gamtheobbiest7945]

They literally said “Except our marketing videos”

[@ailogy]

@@gamtheobbiest7945 its a joke

[@akane8638]

@@gamtheobbiest7945 r/wooosh-

[@XanderisMLG]

Discord: We take our work very seriously Also Discord: The server are down, because... uhhh... there was this spider you see...

[@ordinarypaladin8528]

Me: Too young to work KZbin: Alright here’s why you should work at discord

[@T.B.O.S]

Still a nice place tho

[@emwatchesthings]

me: *lives in ireland and is 14* youtube: here’s why you should work for them :)

[@redusto4505]

Same

[@sunny_stairs]

@@emwatchesthings same but im 13 ;-;

[@pokedex1152]

@@sunny_stairs 8... Beat that

[@arrcnez]

"EVERY ONE IN THE WORLD WILL USE DISCORD IN 6 YEARS" 3 years later and almost everyone in the world knows about discord

[@junyong0716]

ok lets wait 3 more years and see if that is true....

[@Bees_Animations]

@@junyong0716 Oh *gosh*

[@christiansborledegg]

@@Bees_Animations almost two more years 😃

[@Bees_Animations]

@@christiansborledegg AAA

[@sabitcelebi6907]

-*wants to apply* -*realizes that I live outside of the US* -*sad*

[@tonysandoval6600]

L

[@ldestroyb6612]

Same

[@insanitylol]

Sorry but you’ll have to get a part time job to save enough money for food, drinks etc till you can get a plane ticket

[@letzreact477]

SAEEM

[@cosmicram7516]

@@insanitylol and a passport

[@l8sunplays]

In simple they got enough money to hire bunch of people and do anything, what a wholesome company

[@billy6113]

So, Discord is technically just a university of gamers? Well why didn't you mention this before buddy?!

[@randomusername284]

I don't know how old I have to be to work there, but until I am old enough I will work to meet aöl requiremenzs

[@SilentMemer]

*36. It's not Fortnite*

[@ajdhjaoakdn2ndgoogleaccoun929]

Roblox sucks

[@Micter]

lol

[@user-ee4fh1ig1m]

SilentMemer *_-37. Free real estate-_*

[@WildIsHere]

SilentMemer shut the fuck up loser

[@LucyTheCatGirl.]

TEG Wild no u 12 year old

[@S4K4Moto]

Skype - Company *Discord - THE COOLER COMPANY*

[@leoortiiiz]

Nah discord is trash Edit: its a joke pls dont hate i love yall

[@c0smo709]

@@leoortiiiz if it ain't joke idk how inhuman u r

[@pumilius7891]

@@leoortiiiz Why is it? Is there any reason? It's better than TS and skype together!

[@dusanstojkovic8801]

Naw bruv Skype is OG ya feel me?

[@ivantheturtle3701]

@@leoortiiiz ok mr XXXtentacion profile pic

[@Lord_Silky]

This video had me thinking someone was calling me

[@CaboozledPie]

Is anyone paying attention the fact that the background music is the call sound?

[@hamedsalim6774]

Dang 🤣.. I didn't observe that

[@granito7469]

I did

[@ominousabyss1222]

Yes I am actually, thank you for asking!

[@kalVR]

Yep

[@HasaneBiscuit]

Caboozled_Pie I am lol

[@thomastheterribleanimator9561]

Everyone: *i GoT tHiS oN mY rEcOmMeNdEd PaGe* Me, a psychopath: *searches for this*

[@QuangTran-gd9ep]

discord.gg/zZQpDc Can you join this server than leave immediately please? IT HELPS ME ALOT MORE THAN YOU THINK! I’ll earn 30 points if you do... pls. Straightforward answer what this does: I earn 3/10 of a cent ok?

[@vf7675]

@@QuangTran-gd9ep no stfu nn bruh n00b with no frends lmao

[@darude8817]

@@QuangTran-gd9ep No.

[@irian3x3]

@@QuangTran-gd9ep excuse me wtf

[@elianramirezgearba775]

.___.

[@theskilledsnake]

At the discord interview Interviewer: So why did you choose to work at Discord? Me: I saw your 35 Reasons to Work Here video. Interviewer: You’re hired.

[@zZesterr]

TheSkilledSnail Hm I wonder if that actually worked

[@GrimBeakington]

Lol exactly

[@theskilledsnake]

Jesus Christ thx for the likes guys

[@TheMoonBiscuit]

ME

[@theskilledsnake]

How did this get 1k likes wtf

[@thesafehousedude6425]

This video just shows discord is more or less just some really fun adult who actually knows how to talk and connect with younger people, someone who never really left their prime. Very nice.

[@Pixelcraftian]

Hey Discord, where's my Discord Nitro Brew you advertised a while ago?

[@TheCubeSnowflake]

hi

[@xynzhere]

Aw no one rlly commented u :

[@drphilsforehead6771]

ok

[@daviddifr]

It was April first when they posted it......

[@celsix6619]

i got it ; ) it was on december

[@Playgamerbox]

35 reason to work at Discord: 1: its Discord 2: its Discord 3: its Discord 4: its Discord 5: its Discord 6: its Discord 7: its Discord 8: its Discord 9: its Discord 10: its Discord 11: its Discord 12: its Discord 13: its Discord 14: its Discord 15: its Discord 16: its Discord 17: its Discord 18: its Discord 19: its Discord 20: its Discord 21: its Discord 23: its Discord 24: its Discord 25: its Discord 26: its Discord 27: its Discord 28: its Discord 29: its Discord 30: its Discord 31: its Discord 32: its Discord 33: its Discord 34: You may finally have a work and might get reconigced and be part of this ads and be an amazing help to the communnity 35: oh and its Discord

[@paloet]

36: its Discord

[@2Jay_z]

37: I T S D I S C O R D

[@gengarz77]

38: *I T S D I S C O R D*

[@nicoanasalado5275]

39: It's D I S C O R D

[@deluxegermans1707]

40th: I t 's D i s c o r d .

[@kozaral]

how many couches do you want at your office? discord: *yes*

[@nohopeorhoes]

yes

[@Flygonnerrs]

69 likes noob

[@satinfoil]

@@Flygonnerrs he has over 400 likes now, now who's talking!

[@Flygonnerrs]

@@satinfoil this was from a year ago are you stupid

[@Flygonnerrs]

also don't assume people's gender