Park South: 1% Reaction (Season 15, Episode 12)

[@DisfunktionalTV]

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[@Twd_Spfan]

That makes sense

[@JB0i]

So you can’t have South Park in the titles anymore?

[@DisfunktionalTV]

@@JB0i atleast not on this one

[@Relocohermano]

Damn bro, I didn’t know KZbin was THAT strict, peace dog.

[@deminybs]

when's the next Rick and Morty??? 🤟

[@cyanado2697]

It's actually terrifying how Cartman can be cunning and manipulative yet be so horribly insane at the same time...

[@env0x]

that right there is the combination for a master gaslighter. regardless how insane they are they are always able to come-off looking like they know exactly what they're doing. they don't question their reality, they make you question yours.

[@robbob5302]

It’s even more terrifying how Cartman can say thing we all know are horribly wrong, and turn out to be right!

[@Jesusbrah]

Intelligence and insanity are often 2 sides of the same coin.

[@neverbrokeagain7701]

And this is real people walking around ..

[@neverbrokeagain7701]

@@robbob5302yeah now go get your base guitar from the basement 😂

[@justinlynch3]

This is the kid that fed another kid his own parents in a bowl of chilly. Obviously Cartmen is mental.

[@jonnyv5428]

Cartman's aim with that caliber of revolver without even looking is more frightening than most of what he's done.

[@pointlessmanatee]

not as frightening as butter's aim without even looking

[@WhalesWilly]

Yeah butters shoots guys into girls

[@sebastianemond5313]

"Butters! That's not cool! You don't shoot a guy in the d-k!"

[@parsa1372]

When the alarm went off, Cartman and Tolkein went outside...then after seeing the bois, Cartman freaked out a d rushed back in...he was the first in the room. The other came after a few seconds. He hid the toys... Then he locked the bois in the room and we cut away to the class warfare scene...we dunno how much time passed, only that when we cut back, had the toys on their places

[@DisfunktionalTV]

Oh shit you're right

[@WrathfulAngel64-sx5if]

I love how you said Tolkien

[@Bnd002p]

And how did he set himself on fire?

[@parsa1372]

@@Bnd002p you mean his own house?...match, then go to bed. Takes 5 seconds. And fire takes time to spread

[@schowd31]

16:00 he went back inside the house first before the others and was the first person to see all his toys missing. He must have started the stove, had chains to hang up already and a gun before since no one was home downstairs while they were upstairs. 12:40-13:04 Tolkin didn't have time to close the door when he was told to.

[@D0012D13]

In first grade, they made us rope climb to the cieling of the gym like 25 feet with just a mat under and the worst most splintery rope.

[@513hook513]

Ours had one of them blow horns you squeeze when you make it to the top. Talk about an exclusive club lol

[@acarr7775]

That doll at the table is actually Marc Jacobs and he actually got the Clyde frog tattoo after this episode

[@stormingelysium1996]

Some schools stopped doing rope climbing around the time I was getting out of high school, because parents said it was too dangerous.

[@dero2430]

This is one of my all-time favorites ! Cartman is out of his f*cking mind 😂

[@DisfunktionalTV]

Bro hes fkn nuts! lmaooo

[@kjprodouctions9050]

​​@DisfunktionalTV I love that u called Cartman a soft Spongebob body bag bitch. I never thought you would compare Cartman crying to Spongebob. 😂

[@MegumiMary]

I love how Eric goes on one final play pretend game to get rid of his stuffed animals I mean as someone who hates seeing plushies hurt I hate it but in the context of this show and Eric as a Chracter is is perfect

[@ColinButler-dq7pj]

Guys Cartman isn’t fat, he’s big boned!

[@dubmau50647]

Then he must have a huge bone in his ass then

[@RAMIR3Z0]

​@thej.r.lockechannel2521 "whos mitch connor???"

[@exodustimes4266]

He must have a huge bone in his ass

[@pointlessmanatee]

he buys husky jeans

[@fuzzybits410]

He must have an enormous bone in his ass.😂😂😂

[@nekochibi2256]

The nervous laughter from Cartman's mum when she says he can be dramatic never fails to make me laugh.

[@alrightsure9941]

Rope day was the worst day for me, I used to be very fat when I was younger and the teacher always made me try to climb the rope even though they knew I couldn't.

[@JMulvy]

Same, and I was overweight too.

[@roberthodges5360]

Same I was overweight too it was the rope climb and the push-ups that were the worst

[@JMulvy]

@@roberthodges5360for me it was the rope climb and pull ups. We both knew I wasn't going to be able to do even one of them and they said it was alright if I couldn't, but they still made me try... why? To embarrass me some more!? I DREADED physical fitness day.

[@alexc5243]

1:12 born in 94 and I did rope climbing in elementary school PE. It was really fun, I could go all the way up to the ceiling 😁

[@AbrasiousProductions]

I'm not totally sure but I think "say hello to the sunrise for me" was a clever nod to Magnum P.I. when magnum shot an evil man saying "did you see the sunrise?.."

[@Chhjmmkg]

Say hello is a reference to scarface

[@AbrasiousProductions]

@@Chhjmmkg yeah I know but the sunrise part could definitely be a reference to Magnum.

[@noahlopez1274]

Cartman deserves everything that comes to him

[@zachzitzow8306]

Just remember, cartman is so out of shape he did finished last place at the handicap Olympics

[@TheAbominableDrFaustus]

“This kid needs to see a doctor.” That kid needs a Fing exorcist.

[@filispeed_0111]

Well, Chef's parents performed an exorcism on him once..

[@Dustin_Frost]

He saw a doctor. It didn't go well.

[@slashermaster28]

Wow, I'm impressed you figured out the plot twist so soon.

[@yoshi.4337]

My explanation is that Cartman made a deal with the 5th graders. So that’s how his house started burning, and that’s how his toys that were once on Tokens bed were suddenly in the living room.

[@AdamJ11]

I took the fitness test. It’s bs just some push-ups sit-ups and laps as far as I remember Edit: I still have the certificate somewhere lol And for once you actually nailed it early on 😂

[@neilyoungboy]

I honestly thought this episode would be Scott Tenormans revenge. edit: I didn't realize till recently that this episode came out AFTER 200 & 201.

[@AnIdiotWithADream0]

I love cartman I know sometimes he is an ***ole but without him South Park would be a lot less adventure and the snake will be detonated

[@dawnofthewalkers4915]

Imagine a real life South Park movie with Ryan Reynolds as randy.

[@connorredshaw5650]

My little Eric can sometimes be a bit dramatic. No s-it sherlock.

[@wildbard4112]

In case you needed to be reminded how insane Cartman is

[@MrDevintcoleman]

The presidential fitness test was started as a way to make sure we had a large supply of young, fit men, for war. It sort of ended up having the opposite effect, with huge swaths of people being turned off by fitness. The UK did a similar thing but they fixed theirs.

[@mikemedina6486]

Yess 😂😂😂😂 thank you brother This is my favourite 06:15 omg you called it 😂😂😂

[@ClappedByAgirl_F]

I hate to inform you that it's is quite seriously triggering how similar Cartman acts to my stepmom. The manipulation while not caring at allllll is too real, and she has said some of the outlandish stuff he's said that we scoff. But it's a very real and very scary kind of person. Shows how well Cartman is written though it's ridiculous 😂

[@macdaddy1376]

nobody asked or cares. please consider using a noose.

[@user-pk4tl2fk3n]

I feel really bad for you if you can compare cartman to your family. God Bless you dealing with that

[@tdrxy]

6:25 intuition on point 🔝

[@iUseVegas]

idk about the live action south park idea tbh... I feel like they are able to get away with so much because it is animated and voiced almost entirely by 2 adult men...

[@BRACR_YT]

The Fact the Video`s Title is Called Park South LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@JayG666]

Never saw anybody with a lack of acountability? Never saw a women...?

[@welrod94]

We had presidential fitness test in elementary, middle, and highschool. So i dont know how yall never had it. I think our school has always had it. I mean idk i was in school in like 1999-2012. We didnt have rope climbs but we did have sit ups, push ups, the mile,pull ups, and in highschool they added the vertical and maybe a few other things i dont remember.

[@Floyd13778]

Cartman is so paranoid and insane, he might run a Eurasian global superpower of a country.😏

[@robbob5302]

They did a (partially) real life South Park episode once. Was the episode on zip lining. Included a live action Cartman hanging off the side of a boat, excreting projectile diarrhea. (No real life South Park would be complete without, right?)

[@DisfunktionalTV]

I remember that

[@raiisleep]

​@@DisfunktionalTVI think the problem with a live action version would be the little kids swearing and acting out the average south park episode. Maybe possible but it would probably diminish the story

[@Faunatic97]

Man I love Park South

[@Hateful_Psycho]

I *refuse* to believe Cartman ends up homeless, and he’s my least favorite character my favorite character is butters

[@booskie4316]

I wish kids had an appreciation for their bodies from a young age. So many kids are destroying their bodies early on with overeating and chronic laziness. I work in fitness and I meet so many adults who don't even know how to flex most of the muscles on their bodies--these people are 30+ years old and don't know how to flex their calves, shoulders, chest, back, lats, etc. We're stuck inside these meat robots for our short little lives; is it not logical to become a master over this vessel and to have it be the best it can be?

[@wafflebrothel7712]

My school didn’t do the rope exercise. the hooks used on the ceiling in the gym. They were rusty and in poor condition originally put in during the 1940’s. Now holding something of structural importance too. I don’t know details anymore though. I graduated 15 years ago. But anyway, it’s an exercise easily done differently.

[@emilio2812]

U calling someone else Fat is wild 🤣

[@Tero92]

Peter Panda ❤ Polly Prissy Pants ❤ Artemis Clyde Frog ❤ Muscle Man Marc ❤

[@MusicalSavior23]

Rumpertumpskin?

[@Pettway1996Studios]

Dun dun dunnnnn - 14:05

[@richardchase2960]

He's got split personality. Cupid me ! And remember that episode in the new season with Cupid me when he sh** ** the school

[@kevinraposo20]

Realistically it couldn't be cartman because within the time frame in Tolkien house he was outside and he left his animals in the room so how could he have set all this up in seconds it more Realistic that the dolls are alive like cupid yee

[@LMan86]

Cartman’s own little Cartman way of growing up 😂🤣

[@rmendoza720]

Dude are you kidding me One of those types of people are running for president.

[@syx3s]

did rope climbing in elementary school in the 90's.

[@EggDevilKing94]

Time for my favorite reactor to react to my favorite show... Park South.

[@DisfunktionalTV]

😂😂😂

[@treyowen9213]

0:52 god I freakin rocks with ya, my lad! 🤘🏻😎

[@_BLACKSTAR_]

Those were the almighty fifth graders

[@jipsumies3435]

I saw that someone else's South Park reaction videos were removed for copyright reasons, is that why the title or something?

[@SecretPurpleQ]

so real question my man, is cartman MORE sick for getting rid of the dolls, or is he trying to get better in his own little way?

[@darealsavage3472]

Ah yes, park south my favorite show!😂

[@computernerd1101]

Cartman has officially crossed the line from imaginary friends to multiple personality disorder. I suspected that ever since he started arguing with Mitch Connor, but this confirms it.

[@MrPlague08]

Never done rope climbing; did you go to school in the 90s?

[@DanielRichards644]

9:00 watch the episode "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining" S16 E6

[@nathdgem]

Actually it was not Obama but Lyndon Johnson who started the presidential fitness test. So it was Johnson fault.

[@Rip2UDude]

Broooo I turned off new series 'Shogun' to watch u react to this ep. I remember suggesting this ep a while ago...its nice to see u finally getting time to do it!❤

[@REALAMERICANMAN531]

11:35 see. . .. thats fucked up. Cartman never cheats like that. If hes gonna kill u its gonna be swwwwwwwwweeeeet! 😮😮😮😂😂😂😂

[@TheHatGuy1500]

They're a Cartman 2.0

[@leeks1408]

There are people like Cartman out in the world, they’re called narcissists

[@bubbakarp2646]

9:50 I think it’s supposed to be like one of those stretch Armstrongs

[@proke7855]

Please watch S12 E12 About Last Night... would love it

[@pinkgazelle3445]

You already reacted to the live action South Park episode. It was the Zip Lining episode.

[@AyAy008]

6:10 Just like every time there's a "hate crime" against a ✡️

[@syx3s]

good video. i really hate what youtube did with the UI today.

[@heavenhunt8407]

Damn perfect time for this vid to drop 😭 love watching your vids go to bed to, and I got here within like, the first minute of posting

[@DisfunktionalTV]

thanks fam!

[@goodboy02network90]

Cartman shouldn’t blame President Obama for the Presidential Fitness Challenge, since it was created by President Lyndon B Johnson.

[@McCrispyTaco]

You gotta check out more cartman central episodes. They’re comedy gold all the way through.

[@challambrothers6251]

I think there might actually be a real person like Cartman in America

[@samuelavetisyan1062]

* i would love to see this as a movie * i think always sunny in philly is going to be the closest thing to this

[@Mark-z3p8j]

Do elementary school musical next

[@TheShadowassassin27]

Why is it that cartman is cold hearted & harsh when he tells the truth to everyone else but when it comes to truth being told to cartman he comes up with pathetic & delusional excuse to where he can avoid accountability.He needs to take responsibility for his own actions & accept the consequences of his own actions & not try to find a loophole to take to where he avoids accountability & the consequences.

[@hollisholcombe8401]

Who TF gave or how TF did Cartman of all people get his hands on a weapon is the concerning part #Pause especially with his undiagnosed mental disorder {shout-out to @AceVane}. He was handling that thing like Rey with Luke's sabre 😂! Maybe Jim & Ned taught him?

[@goregalore40]

bro how do you get the full episodes?

[@minttulatte]

I love this episode so much. It immediately became a favorite when I saw it the first time. ❤

[@ItsLerez]

I don't think a Live Action South Park would ever work. Theres so many animated movies and shows that need to stay animated. People dont appreciate animation and treat it less than live action.

[@jeremie_t-m3148]

"Park South" Bro ? 💀

[@egenerlizedzodd]

He commented that KZbin demontized him because he put south Park in the title so he had to put park south in the title

[@poochyenajones1362]

​@@egenerlizedzodd One more proof of how dumb KZbin algorithm is.

[@Robby_C]

I think Muscle Man Mark is supposed to be like Stretch Armstrong from way back in the day.

[@quintonn93]

This was a great episode when I first seen this but man Cartman is crazy af 😅😂

[@k-trashradio5163]

Check out return to sleepaway camp. It's the closest we git to a live action south park/cartman movie

[@BadgeAYAOTD]

React to Ghost Stories english version

[@MarxasThomas]

On no not that one 😭😂😂😂

[@Mario_1611]

Cartman cannot suffer enough

[@oeny6040]

First Time watching this episode scared tha shit out of me, Cartman is Insane he is not right in the mind bro.

[@oneawayrebounder8781]

Bro, it was so funny seeing butter and Jimmy scrapping 😂😂

[@georgeprchal3924]

I don't know why they'd mess with Cartman, did they forget what happened to Scott Tenorman?

[@georgeprchal3924]

@AzureWolf168 but they considered it.

[@filispeed_0111]

​@@georgeprchal3924 But what would he do in this case, really? Scott was just One person, this was the whole school almost. Plus they did mess with Cartman's stuff in season 20 and he just "Gave up"

[@ThanxNo]

There’s live action segments in a couple episodes

[@EulalioMagana]

Hate that you saw the twist coming

[@downd.stairs8313]

At my school we only had to run a mile

[@aaronrooks2703]

Do the “Bloody Mary” episode

[@christofferjenzen78]

Top 5 episode,easily. "What seems to be the officer,problem?"

[@jbulleugene3486]

I climbed the rope in school. It wasn't part of class. I just seen it and wanted to know if i could.

[@historyking9984]

Bru you don’t know the presidential fitness test? It was a test in every middle or high school they had from 1960-2013

[@DisfunktionalTV]

Word? I dont remember it then

[@mq2591]

Yo i had a dream about u a few weeks ago that i met u/u came to my town and we hung out before i woke up

[@animalhouse8849]

I did rope climbing in elementary school lmao

[@Auovix]

Dude I have always loved this episode

[@aaronlee2k03]

My phone is on 1 % right now 😂

[@TheSimba86]

this was a top tier episode

[@420keeneg9]

On the gym thing. As a guy who was obese growing up....f Cartman, my fat a$$ made it to the top of that rope,it wasn't easy but I did it, it can be done. Can't say much about the 20 ft drop on the way down but... I MADE IT TO THE TOP!

[@DisfunktionalTV]

First things first..congrats bro! And 2... lmfaooo that had to hurt!

[@420keeneg9]

@@DisfunktionalTV thanks bro, an yea that was a go home early day 😂 I can still feel the rope burn

[@shawnboyce1663]

Yo! You did call it. Double like buh-en if I could 👍👍, triple if you did franchise prequel episode 👍👍👍