Disney Characters I Can Beat In A Fight

Tarzan Is The Scariest Thing You Can Find In The Jungle
If you wanna sub that would be kind of epic
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[@Mackle2212]

Guys I swear I didn't mean to put the pug in I Lose

[@gayghostguy2089]

I think you should rewatch Hunchback of Notre Dame cause there's no way you're winning against Esmeralda and Frollo.

[@ebola_time9659]

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[@Marigold11]

i love how merciful he is for the cats and rabbits while the woman are just full game

[@brandonspain12345]

"Stitch? Oh my God, I'm running away from Stitch." ALOHA!!!

[@sweeneytodd1414]

Scrooge McDuck is smarter than the smarties and tougher than the toughies, dude. Run. You're not beating this absolute menace

[@the_carvinator]

not to mention rich beyond compare

[@north-roadcaveman5818]

Judy Hopps: police trained and high agility, you'd lose Cheshire Cat: can essentially teleport, you're not getting your hands on him Scrooge McDuck: run, that is all Donald Duck: Wolverine Berserker status, you lose Esmeralda: gypsy, guaranteed garter knife or other such suprise, you lose Mickey: regular, sure you could beat him, but Kingdom Hearts Mickey, run Merida: Robin Hood status archer and matched her dad in a sword fight, you'd lose (the beginning of Brave was awesome, great graphics, great song, it's when she meets the witch that things go downhill fast and just turns into discount Brother Bear, which was a fantastic movie, fight me) Pumba (the boar): 50/50, note: the king in Game Of Thrones died from being gored by a boar, they're ruthless Rapunzel: she's ruthless with that hair man, I don't think you stand a chance there Otherwise I think your spot on 👌 Edit: my nephew just brought up a good point, Pumba can knock you out without even touching you, I think that turns the tide a bit 😅

[@emmawagner8915]

Mickey is also sometimes a magician

[@north-roadcaveman5818]

@@emmawagner8915 oh yeah, that's right, he's the sorcerer's apprentice

[@cyborg2254]

Peter Pan has a knife and has had his enemy dismembered before

[@emmawagner8915]

I appreciate you taking the easy ones seriously even if you decide you’ll win; you come up with a plausible scenario instead of straight bias

[@XXxThebestthereisx]

Donald Duck is a sailor war veteran he definitely gonna put up more of a fight than Goofy. Goofy just has high defense, Donald has a high offense with a rage boost on top with his high but lesser high than Goofy defense.

[@Mackle2212]

Yeah but goofy literally has that dawg in him

[@XXxThebestthereisx]

@@Mackle2212 damn you got me

[@north-roadcaveman5818]

Goofy also has a major reach advantage

[@XXxThebestthereisx]

@@north-roadcaveman5818 Reach is pointless when your opponent can use the Domain Expansion of cartoon fight cloud

[@north-roadcaveman5818]

@@XXxThebestthereisx you lost me at the end there Domain ex-what da blah what?

[@getyourpapitas]

"If Mackle22 were to regain his full power, it might be a little tough" "But would you lose?" Percy( the pug from pocahontas): "Nah, I'd Win"

[@Mackle2212]

Ok but i pull out an uno reverse card

[@EChacon]

Pumbaa is the Warthog, Timon is the Meerkat. Frankly you’ll lose to Pumbaa if you call him a Pig.

[@sarahjessica2418]

"Now imagine a big cat, but it's bouncy."

[@Marigold11]

you cant fight a warthog. its like when people say they can beat a lion in a fist fight because the are "strategic"

[@AlphaCentari05]

*HIS SKULL GETS CAVED IN*

[@isfourwordslong]

Tigger horrified me as a child. No chance I beat him

[@Mackle2212]

And hes bouncy

[@SHAKE-S-PIERRE]

“He’s loose”😂😂😂

[@thenobody4122]

Aladdin's tricky, he technically beat Hercules in their crossover lololol

[@dinodare1605]

This is fascinating.

[@dinodare1605]

Actually, Baloo is a sloth bear, which are actually significantly more dangerous than black bears because they live near tigers and have to be able to fight to prove it.

[@Mackle2212]

@@dinodare1605 shoot

[@blueridinghood5375]

With Tinkerbell and her friends, I say a 50/50 for me. They are fast flyers for their size, and the pixie dust, which can make people fly if covered in it. But they can't do a lot of things in the rain, without some sort of cover for their wings.

[@SHAKE-S-PIERRE]

Mike Tyson could actually beat a shark underwater, one good hook to the nose.

[@GGSwed]

Tbh donald is the most dangerous of the mickey crew he can just go "REEEEEEEEEE" (i tried to do my best on impression) and go nuts

[@KendallClark-te9pf]

I honestly think that Aurora, Belle, Jane, and Megara would be put in the I’d run away list just because if he did something to them then he would have a knight (I guess Phillip counts as one), a 7 feet tall beast, a literal Greek God, and an ape man going to tear his limbs off and rearrange his organs.

[@Mackle2212]

That is true but I would also only have to worry about that after they get rolled

[@KendallClark-te9pf]

@@Mackle2212 Hey, while we’re thinking about you being in a fight. How tall are you, and are you good at fighting and are you super strong?

[@jonathansmith6387]

Snow White Evil Queen: Powerful Magic you'd lose. Hook: you'd lose he's a pirate, has a gun & good sword skills Aladdin: agile has good sword skills 50/50 Smee: he's a pirate, has a gun & good sword skills (50/50) maybe. Merida: You'd lose she has bow & arrow. And trained warrior.

[@Mackle2212]

yeah but shes old though

[@the_carvinator]

i think that you forgot that tigger, pooh, and piglet are also stuffed animals. just bring a lighter or something.

[@Mackle2212]

damn

[@cyborg2254]

Gepetto has a gun.

[@roachrott]

Man is admitting to losing a fight to a pug....couldn't be me

[@Mackle2212]

Its not losing its more of a respectful retreat

[@sasamichan]

there are a ton of Disney characters more then any list could include also you can totally fight a dog

[@Mackle2212]

Obviously I could fight the dogs im just choosing not to

[@ThePinkDragon]

you better run from stitch and LIlo and her sister nani

[@Chuchanchel]

Wasnt donald a ww2 veteran?

[@jikan114]

Scrooge McDuck could FOLD you

[@MrBones314]

idt you're beating scrooge tbh

[@emmawagner8915]

I feel like lilos sister could take you out, she’s good with tree branches

[@Marigold11]

esmaralda would kick your ass tho

[@sasamichan]

I would reevaluate some of those are stronger or weaker then you think

[@iseeeverything]

I too would lose to a pug

[@crocoshark4097]

Baloo is a sloth bear

[@creeptumor]

hitting like, hit the gym and post progress so you can move more characters to the negged category

[@crocoshark4097]

Peter Pan would beat you for one of the same reasons Ariel would; three dimensional maneuverability. Sure, if you get a punch in great but all Pan has to do is dive bomb you from above with both fists and than pick you up and drop you before you can retaliate.

[@Mackle2212]

Ok but what if i headbutt him really hard mid-air. If i take him out with me that is also a win

[@crocoshark4097]

​@@Mackle2212 Not sure how you'd end up head butting him. The overall fight sounds like a 50/50 to me. Physical strength is great in theory but only matters if you get a hit in.

[@Marigold11]

john adams is a soldier tho

[@Mackle2212]

A stupid soldier

[@emduquemack7514]

Dude scrooge would WRECK you, you clearly haven't seen much of him but that man in nuts Also Baloo is not a brown bear he's an asian bear and those are SCARY

[@crocoshark4097]

That's Pumbaa, not Timon

[@crocoshark4097]

Wanna explain why you'd neg Simba but lose to Nala?

[@vickramsingh5814]

he negged baby simba and would lose to adult nala. makes sense now ?

[@crocoshark4097]

@@vickramsingh5814 Both pictures were them as babies though.

[@littlebadwolf8129]

Nope, Nala's pic is of her as an adult. It's from the scene where she finds Simba in the jungle.

[@cyborg2254]

Donald and Scrooge would kick your ass

[@EndlessFightEFMODAccount]

You accidentally put a pug on "i lose" instead of "i can't do it", am i not mistaken?

[@Mackle2212]

I cant believe I didnt notice this

[@EndlessFightEFMODAccount]

@@Mackle2212 haha, i've been looking at that pug whole entire time, hoping you'll notice

[@mickey22228]

You wouldn't beat kingdom hearts mickey heck regular mickey is pretty cunning and sorcerer mickey or musketeer mickey or the mirror verse mickey which is a wizard ✨️