Disney Has Hit Rock Bottom..

[@erthan6161]

"After much consideration we have decided to remove the magic mirror because women aspiring to unobtainable beauty standards is not aligned with our values"

[@FlyfishermanMike]

Also, beauty contests are problematic and inherently sexist.

[@yotuel9064]

You are joking but I'll be surprise if they don't blame the mirror and destroy it as a representation of the patriarchy or some other similar bullsh’t

[@JK-jw3po]

I am kinda curious if they are going to change the ending because isn't she saved by the dwarfs and the price basically sleeping half the story? Not very "empowered women" like.

[@Ktakahashi18]

Honestly I wouldn't put it past them.

[@Marryjanesbud]

I legit thought u weren’t kidding Lmao Jeez. Even with no standards Disney still manages to disappoint

[@MetalHev]

Queen: "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Its obviously you lmao" Queen: "lmao fr" * roll credits*

[@aabeeek]

For real, the queen being hotter than Snow White is an actual plothole since it is important thing that Queen is jealous of her beauty.

[@anshukandulna1844]

lmao this the first thing I thought after seeing the Queen

[@Halamshiral]

😂😂😂😂

[@khosrowzare8301]

Mirror: "It's that anoying girl" Queen: "*sigh* That's what I get for buying Chinese magic mirror".

[@diegolizarazo6302]

@@dovekie3437 no way dude. Gal Gadot is like a 9, Zegler struggles to reach 7.

[@g.e.o.r.g.e...]

You don't even know the details yet, it gets so much worse. She hands out chores to all the dwarves when singing the song... in contrast to the original movie, where she was grateful for being taken in, and cleaned their house as a thank-you by enchanting the wildlife to help, while the seven dwarves were at work in the mines. It was a gesture of kindness and gratitude on her part. That's gone. Can't have a woman doing chores in 2024... that would be weird-WEIRD.

[@ghosthunter0950]

like bro, she should have had her at least help them with the mines and shared chores if they're gonna do that. but nah, "equality" for me but not for thee.

[@donutbevil9669]

@@ghosthunter0950 She's supposed to be a GurlBOSS! GED ID?! GED IDT?!!! Yeah, she's insufferable.

[@EPICSAWIKI]

Cleaning is beneath women, that’s a man’s job obviously.

[@zchris87v80]

Like vance levels of weird? Or different?

[@Zack-pm2tu]

@@zchris87v80 Tampons in a boys' bathroom levels of weird.

[@kaddajj62]

So Disney prefers to make 7 dwarfs in 3D rather than give work and launch the career of 7 small people...

[@liamjm9278]

Thanks Peter Dinklage.

[@pddaawwgg]

Pretty disgusting to be honest. Disney can fly a kite during a thunderstorm in my opinion.

[@theALTF4]

blame the left cancel culture of 2020s AND Peter Dinky winky

[@_koschwarz]

In the name of inclusivity.

[@friendlyfire3412]

@@_koschwarz Wait... isnt giving dwarves new jobs are also inclusive? Ah sorry, Creating them in 3D is easier than I guess training them -Disney.

[@SavantPete]

Disney made over a billion dollars with Deadpool 3 and they're about to lose a billion dollars with Snow White.

[@mrfreeman2911]

Disney has lost billions. They made a little back with Inside Out 2 and Deadpoll, but Disney want to wipe those earnings out with many more flops.

[@epictoe7179]

Its a net neutral

[@user85937]

Looking at the B-actress, and cheap CGI, I doubt they spend a billion on this crap.

[@lovingmurclock6952]

@@user85937 marketing is pricey and making films overall

[@evanedwards93]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[@Limecat88]

Disney accidentally killed a man's wife and when he tried suing them for 50k and they refused to pay citing that he signed up for a 1 month Disney+ trial in 2019. Wild.

[@kingleech16]

In a just universe, any lawyer who put forth that argument would have been disbarred, put in a hair shirt, and made to stand in the stocks for a couple of days.

[@MorrisWilsonFvcks]

How did they kill this guy ?

[@HellCromeE]

​@@MorrisWilsonFvcksthe Disney employees said there's no milk or nuts on the food they're eating (because she's allergic) then she died to allergic reaction

[@Chikn2532]

​@@MorrisWilsonFvcks he was served food that he was allergic to after informing the staff at a disney owned restaurant that he was allergic

[@sean8102]

Yep. A doctor died from eating food she was allergic to. Precautions were taken on their part like making sure everything is in place and the restaurant they were eating in served no allergen. And it was promoted as such on Disney World's Website. She died a few hours later from eating food with nuts and dairy, according to the autopsy. Disney is refusing to cooperate because the widower apparently signed a Free Disney+ Subscription years ago essentially freeing them from any liabilities with the family as per their TOS (seen that sort of thing in a few TOS like AT&T's).

[@strady0]

Gal Gadot having to portray being jealous of Rachel Zeagler's beauty is peak comedy to me. Honestly... not even close.

[@luandeoliveira1581]

All the time that I think about this It gets funnier, lmao

[@mozzarellamaniac6300]

The most noticeable plothole of this movie 😂

[@timslack7568]

and then consider the other definition of fair, fair skinned ie white, this magic mirror is telling White Gal Gadot that tanned Rachel Zeagler is prettier and whiter than her. Might need to throw out the mirror its obviously broken

[@adscott27]

I guess its more beauty on the inside this time

[@fara.r.8181]

I think I like this way - shows the insecurity of the queen

[@GravitasZero]

"Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all" "You, no contest" "Oh, okay" *Ze End*

[@xXunknownXx0000]

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

[@nikpapado9785]

Hardest part of Gal Gadots role is to act like she's envious of her.

[@nirajmaharjan7495]

And less evil 🗿

[@V0r4xiz]

Magic mirror* not mirror mirror

[@helix6206]

Just a reminder that Disney, the ""Inclusive"" company didnt hired Talented Actors with Dawrfism to play the roles...

[@toomanyaccounts]

Or to do the mo cap.

[@tehjamerz]

Bro, have you ever worked with a dwarf? They're so annoying

[@toomanyaccounts]

@@tehjamerz not every dwarf is Peter Dinklage

[@Slashresto]

@@toomanyaccounts if every dwarf was the world would be filled with talented dwarves... instead u can count them on 1 hand

[@splinte111]

The reason is because Peter Dinklage spoke against it. He doesn't want any competition for his roles.

[@kaj7135]

They changed the scene of Snow White giving house chores to the animals and offering to sweep the house. Now she just tells all the dwarves to work and doesn’t offer to help at all. Clearly made for *modern audiences.*

[@veganjoy]

*bri'ish accent intensifies*

[@rianarnando8628]

Independent women, remember What she said 😂😂

[@kien9350]

So she go to other people house then tell them how to live their life because she want to live in their house...

[@bsherman8236]

Useless entitled lazy individuals

[@zeeweed3666]

Ah yes the critikal drinker

[@Russian_Waifu]

The fact that they didn't hire people with dwarfism is ironic.

[@ipohertroyanov464]

I mean, there is no good option here, it will be considered bad either way

[@destinymcintire2188]

They did it so they wouldn't offend Peter Dinkalge.

[@ethanschaeffer7718]

You can thank Peter Dinklage for that.

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

Peter Stinklage pulling up the ladder behind himself so no other dwarves can be as successful as him. Well done Peter, well done.

[@MRafas-ie9zh]

tbf how many dwarfs good actors are there? And you need 7 of them

[@Nick-rl8pn]

Another "critically acclaimed" box office disaster incoming

[@larsthemartian9554]

Critics Score: 90% Audience Score: 9%

[@xiii0722]

Good guess I would say

[@bigyoshi5170]

In order to not be bigoted against Dwarves, we need to ignore their existence entirely. Makes sense!

[@Atreyuwu]

Absolute nincompoopery

[@edfo7068]

But hey, like that one dwarf said, that the story isnt progressive

[@me301]

We don't want to "exploit" dwarves, so lets remove a possible job opportunity for them

[@Thelegend-uu9nb]

Don’t forget about the gingers

[@techPriest27]

Yeah, let's not give them opportunities for money and fame..

[@meowlink7673]

i like the part where the dwarves come home after a hard day at the mines, only to find lord farquaad in their house who then proceeds to boss them around to do housechores, what a guy.

[@Brookie0504]

Rofl and I thought the live action little mermaid was bad. This is just the cherry on top of the shit sundae.

[@Zibi21]

I want the movie to be reverse, dwarfs kick her out saying she is a strong independent women she can work at the mines too and whisle while doing so.

[@ultrabobacus6234]

If it were actually Lord Farquaad, the movie would probably be much better.

[@fersho450]

You mean faarquad's sister tho

[@georgezimmer5622]

Weird weird weird

[@SuperAwesomeHobo]

Just a small note on the trailer: In the original film, Snow White is sheltered by the dwarfs, and out of gratitude she cleans and organizes their home while singing. In this trailer she is commanding the dwarfs to "whistle while you work" while they clean their own house, because feminism or something.

[@brandonsydney7544]

You have brainrot

[@cyrilalain8032]

Actually, in the Disney original film, the animals lead her to the cottage and Snow White cleaned the house and cooked a meal in hopes that they'll let her stay there. The animals helped her clean and this is the part where she sings this song. Which is why this scene is so bad imo. Imagine coming home from the mines exhausted and an uninvited girl just strolls up in your home, say your house needs to be cleaned, makes you clean and wants to stay there 😅

[@DarkSerris]

@@cyrilalain8032 Well, if I spent the last 20 years without seeing a woman, I guess I'd put up with some shit. Dopey's bussy can only get you so far.

[@Mehiel-Sanctoria]

YAAAS QUEEEN

[@Lin_Nascimento]

@@DarkSerris bro, "Dopey's bussy". I can't💀

[@TheRealW.S.Foster]

"Disney Invites You..." Me: *Declines Invitation*

[@DevinOfBacon]

Nobody on Earth would believe for a second that Rachel Zeagler is more beautiful than Gal Gadot. That's a delusional idea.

[@MegaKnight2012]

This is like a review back in 2012 for Snow White and the Huntsman, "Any mirror that implies Kristen Stewart will become more beautiful than Charlize Theron is in serious need of a Windex job"

[@ivannasha5556]

Would you believe she was Snow White? XD

[@user-uo3in2sz4q]

Both of them are not that pretty

[@nikpapado9785]

@@ivannasha5556 Snow brown maybe

[@Coolstory4o]

@@user-uo3in2sz4q mind showing a picture of your girlfriend?

[@khosrowzare8301]

Queen: "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "The HR department mandated that I say snow"white"

[@heldopsokke]

HR would say: "Don't answer that question, that's workplace harassment".

[@greenwing90]

does "fairest" mean "beauty" in your mind? if so why?. when fairest in this context is about how you treat other people... and not about skin complexion ... "fairest".. in the original context WAS about skin color.. because the lightest skin is considered more higher class than darker complexion. because peasants spent their days in the sun. so when the queen saw snow white in the original texts she was jealous that what she thought was a peasant had whiter skin... i shouldn't have to explain this... so NO its not stupid if you are not ignorant and understand what this version is..

[@genericusername3029]

@@greenwing90"This version" lol. The version nobody asked for and nobody cares about.

[@wolfrainexxx]

​@@greenwing90Gal Gadot has fairer skin, and looks hotter. You're argument is invalid. Go be a shill elsewhere.

[@yeye1600]

​@@greenwing90stfu. The queen is jealous of snow whites beauty and fairest means beauty in this context. Stop bending reality for your delusions.

[@reinoldi1097]

Snowwhite “Skin white as snow, lips red as blood, and hair black as ebony.” ― The Brothers Grimm instead of creating new stories... so character fit ... they change existing ones to fit their agenda.... im so sick of it ....

[@Pentti_Hilkuri]

I think this is a horror adaptation...

[@AKT0B0S]

It’s so awful

[@i.m.3940]

commienism

[@damgful]

You don't want to go by faithfulness to the original (Grimm), buddy. Trust me, you lose that argument.

[@tolesla3921]

@@damgful how

[@zachattack245]

I remember when Rachel was interviewed about this movie. And she went on about how it’s like the “modern” version, where it’s not about her finding love and instead about becoming the “leader she knows she can be” or some crazy shit like that.

[@nawt9529]

whats with e very zach being named zachattack

[@xiii0722]

... So basically has nothing to do with the story of snow white. Rip. I mean, they couldn't even cast someone who represents the literal name of the fairytale. Like a very pale beautiful woman, guess that's impossible.

[@ItsShaggy3]

**This movie bombing hard** Me: Weird, wEirD

[@Lone-wo]

Disney... You only had one job... well no... 2 jobs 1. Choose a white actress to play Snow White... who is literally supposed to have snow-white skin, because that's how she got her name. 2. Choose a Snow White who's more beautiful than the Queen... because that's literally the foundation of the story and of everything that happens in this story

[@cattysplat]

Subverting the narrative for that "modern audience".

[@rianarnando8628]

They could just switch the role, gal gadot as snow white and rachel as the witch. She alr pr disaster for these movie so just give her the antagonist charater as well 😅😅

[@mrchenz1371]

I mean, With gal Gadot as the queen, the second ones kind of impossible

[@Blahander]

@@mrchenz1371 I mean, all jokes aside, in the original movie the Queen was very beautiful as well. But they at least made Snow White cute enough that the audience would be like "Hhmm....yeah ok, I can see it."

[@mrchenz1371]

@@Blahander true,

[@ItsMeAngelAphrodisia]

Imagine working away in a mine with your 6 brothers, sweating, aching, probably getting a lung disease for what could be the 3rd time, and then going home to some parasite that makes you clean your own house and make your own food like what? Why shouldn't they just kick her out? What does she even provide for the home? What she can talk to animals?

[@Zibi21]

Later on in the story she will divorce them and take 50% of their everything.

[@georgepatton6195]

Snow White and the seven simp slaves

[@dubbyplays]

​@@Zibi21 im fking dead 😂

[@gravetiger9333]

​@@Zibi21nah, she'll claim to be a renter and kick them out 🤣🤣

[@siema14123]

@@Zibi21 she gon tell the judge they abused her and they will get 20 years in jail too

[@Anedime]

Disney isn't doing it to maintain the IP because they don't own the IP. Snow White is European folklore, it's always been public domain.

[@swesleyc7]

Daily Wire did a Snow White remake recently.

[@grownupgaming]

Yup. asmon bad take

[@foxanard]

Just like Thor is a Scandinavian folklore, but still the IP of Marvel. Learn what you're talking about, dude, Disney do own the IP of THEIR Snow White. Unless it already expired, but I'm not sure about that.

[@HoLDoN4Sec]

@@foxanard Snow White is an old folklore fairy tail written by the Grim Brothers. for the past 150 years it had no copyrights and can't be legally claimed by anyone - it has purely been open domain for the past decade. as evidence you can see that Disney didn't copyright or trademark the name "Snow White" not in the 30's and not now.

[@ShaneshaS]

@@foxanard Uhm incorrect and YOU should learn what you're talking about. "Thor" is not owned by ANYONE, and ANYONE can make a Thor movie. Disney only owns the right to their iteration of Thor, but they would lose so fast in court if they tried suing someone using Thor in a norse mythology movie.,

[@Alexandros.Mograine]

In order to be inclusive they took 7 roles away from dwarf actors. Amazing.

[@Animation_Noob-t5e]

13?

[@garrytalaroc]

Gal Gadot: "Who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "You"

[@Chickenbowser]

Gal Gadot then married The Prince, The Dwarves kept on doing their thing, and Snow Brown gets crushed by a boulder. And They All Lived Happily Ever After. The End!

[@alexvanzyl_official]

@@Chickenbowser peak storytelling

[@cicakaki6587]

Right?😂 The End. There’s no story if the queen is hotter

[@SuperKendoman]

The queen is way hotter lmao 🤣

[@RudiRemigrato]

well, she's not that white, but whiter than the snow-brown for sure

[@worndown8280]

How are you going to hire Gadot and pretend Zegler is even in the same class beauty wise? If they wanted to have Gadot play the evil witch, Zegler was just not a good choice from an aesthetic standpoint.

[@Songbirdstress]

It also completely misses the point that both women are equally beautiful, what's in Snow White's soul makes the difference. They could have made it modern by making her character beautiful.

[@worndown8280]

@@Songbirdstress I'm pretty sure they would view you comment as a social construct built on a narrative derived from the patriarchy. Or some nonsense. But you are spot on.

[@gsoma4022]

I mean it's pretty accurate to the other story

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

I just wish her last name started with an N

[@Arwinger48]

They should swap roles and have the ugly one be the witch

[@ZombieGojira]

Rachel Zegler would be perfect casting for Sid in a live action Ice Age movie.

[@Mr.Cheeesse]

Don't disrespect my bro Sid 🙏 he deserves better than this

[@philiplupunga3090]

pls dont give disney any ideas thry might make manny ga😂😂

[@grigori7834]

Sid live action Toy Story

[@tyguy3876]

More like casting couch

[@TheRedThirst]

Definitely has the pupillary distance to match

[@AestheticAbe]

This isn’t Snow White… this is snow brown.

[@woefulfisher]

*Coal Black or Dirty Brown

[@tanez778]

She's absolutely not brown lmao. You don't have to be ethnically northern british red head white as a full moon to be considered white. Snow White though ? Well it's another question.

[@obolstudios5154]

@@tanez778they were referring to the movie not the parasite on screen.

[@hurricaneharvey9053]

@@woefulfisherWhat’s it like never getting laid?

[@dridda9117]

@@tanez778 well shes not snow black, and shes no snow white, so what does that leave? lol

[@ProfessionalRacist007]

Disney : Snow White was a black gay man trust me bro

[@frankishempire2322]

with a prosthetic leg...

[@YangSook523]

who also identified as a rainbow dog

[@mazeppa1231]

and can lactate.

[@CombatMaid]

And autistic

[@JohnSmith-zf5dd]

after beard removal

[@brettvandermeer5297]

Wait wait wait... So they originally didn't want dwarves cause it was discriminatory. Then dwarf actors came out and said "wtf that's what we are called, let's us play the roles". And now the dwarves are CGI? Still excluding the dwarf actors who many would dream of being in this role, and backtracking on just not having dwarves at all

[@ice_fox]

You can thank Tyrion for that one; he threw a little temper tantrum. 😅

[@lucaxtshotting2378]

of ocurse they want it, doesn't mean it is a good thing (there might be other arguments but actors wanting it is not one of them). Same for umbrella chicks in race events.

[@mothbreeder641]

@@lucaxtshotting2378 Stop being a commie.

[@dudebruh8534]

@@lucaxtshotting2378 ... Are you even remotely intelligent enough to own a device connected to the internet?

[@st.lucient4755]

​@@lucaxtshotting2378 if they are there by their own choice and making a big bank out of it, who are you to gatekeep them ?

[@mainbox9847]

her eyes are so far apart i couldnt tell who was the deer and who was the human.

[@KillberZomL4D42494]

🤣

[@Sekir80]

Ah, makes sense after casting balie for the ariel role.

[@Cyxap1844]

💀

[@monitorlizard9971]

she is fine as fucking shit.

[@Redwooffff]

Ayoo

[@blank-dj1rc]

My god the CGI is so bad it looks less realistic than the original 1938 release.

[@medgard1949]

*1937

[@blank-dj1rc]

@@medgard1949 I just googled to double check, Snow White was first shown at the Carthay Circle Theatre on December 21, 1937. It was released across the United States on February 4, 1938. First ever showing was at a theatre in 1937, 1938 was the cinema release.

[@alexkogan9755]

I can't with the Farquade haircut. And trying to make me believe Gal Gadot is supposed to be jealous of Zegler is like trying make me think a lambo is supposed to be jealous of an oldsmobile. The math does not add up.

[@ephemispriest8069]

I'd say Zegler is more of a Buick. That said, what a racist automobile brand? That would be MOST fitting.

[@BroughtCat]

EXACTLY!!

[@Zilego]

The mirror on the wall does a little bit of trolling.

[@adamolition8702]

@@ephemispriest8069maybe one of the german makes would unironically fit this cast haha

[@mrschizo2837]

​@@ephemispriest8069Closest I can think of is Volkswagen.

[@blackfire3744]

Rachel's version of snow white is the modern-day squatter. She barges into someone's home when they aren't there. Makes the place her own. And forces the real owners to work hard to get it back, all while she does nothing.

[@dayneinsayne]

Actually just sounds like Snow White in general. Not as bad as Sleeping Beauty though.

[@EustaBAracer]

Snow white in the original disney movie thought the home was full of orphaned children with no supporting adults, so she and her animals work hard to clean and maintain the place so that maybe the orphans will see her value and let her stay. Way better than, "I live here now, you all work for me" that this garbage does.

[@OilFreeFeathers]

​@@dayneinsayneYwnbaw

[@Mr.Cheeesse]

Actual New York squatter behaviour

[@dayneinsayne]

@@OilFreeFeathers Thanks, didn't want to be one anyways.

[@P.W.N.ed_9000]

I’m gonna do my part and not watch it.

[@makotonarukami7468]

I keep getting flash backs of "Werid...Werid" and it makes me not want to see it even more. Disney has a PR problem on top of other crap that investors need to pressure them to fix it.

[@herdsire90210]

Yo ho, thieves and beggars .. hoist the colors high.

[@Mr.Cheeesse]

​@AvaTysonWon I won over your mom

[@WyattOShea]

Same

[@mgntstr]

... what's Disney?

[@pandorakplays5782]

As a German. You guys started war with that…

[@Xkorpitron]

Ngl, i think gal gadot looks way beautiful than main protagonist...

[@Hek1234]

Because she is lol

[@prome666]

Don't think many will disagree with you

[@Hek1234]

@educational1651 haha, 100%!

[@762x69]

"If I had a nickel for every time The Witch was hotter than Snow White, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?"

[@monitorlizard9971]

i think zegler is like off the charts beautiful. Like I just googled her and her face is so attractive its beyond words. the only problem i have with her or this movie is shes a fucking bitch

[@rhyswong8976]

Its trending now then. Hot Women: Evil Less Hotter Women: Good.

[@Vecchio_Rhosod85]

Then I'll root for the hot underdogs.

[@aligmal5031]

Bold of you to assume this snow white is good

[@Jabong808]

Gal Gadot 💪

[@762x69]

"If I had a nickel for every time The Witch was hotter than Snow White, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?"

[@ProfessionalRacist007]

I'll root for the evil hot mommies then

[@dazeen9591]

I am genuinely surprised Disney didn't use a black actor for Snow White

[@Brookie0504]

Right?? Shame on them! They should've casted Doja Cat to play her 😂

[@lazy_gamer5263]

If Snow White was a ginger, then they most definitely would've done that.

[@britpackdog4545]

There's always next time

[@Raito73]

They already blackened her but maybe not enough that's why she's brown right now😂

[@bsherman8236]

Dont give them ideas

[@jancijak9385]

The original story of Snow White, "Schneewittchen" (or "Schneeweißchen"), was published by the Brothers Grimm in 1812. This tale is in the public domain, meaning no one holds copyright over the original story. Anyone can freely use and adapt it.

[@Harbin_07]

Ruining it by using propaganda and public appropriation and feminist propaganda (it is fricking obvois they aimed to do it just watch the whistle while you work part) will undeniably and inevitably end up in the whole world sh. it. ting on it so you can't try to defend it to make it any better.

[@Harbin_07]

Plus Disney is acting like they own the copyright which is pathetic.

[@Peacekeeper_84]

I think the main reason people will hate this movie is because of the actress. She's totally fake and the audience already knows who she truly is...

[@Alexander-lz4tt]

Could you elaborate on that? Edit: Nevermind I found out

[@mamsf3]

@@Alexander-lz4tt She's a hardcore feminist who said in an interview she hated the original Snow White because she was a "submissive man's ideal of a woman" and the part where she is saved by the prince with a kiss is like low key toxic masculinity savior complex coupled with sexual harassment, you know, because he kissed her without her consent lmao.

[@sorunaz]

yes elaborate bc im confused

[@fffaaa8371]

What?

[@BiscuitMan14]

That’s not the only reason. It’s also that they first cast a diverse group of full sized humans instead of the dwarves, then didn’t want to offend people with dwarfism so decided to do CGI dwarfs instead of actually giving dwarf actors jobs. It makes no sense.

[@rosmundsen]

They gave Snow White a Lord Farquaad haircut! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@moebino2685]

Lord Farquaad is more of a snow white than disney snow white seeing as he is actually white

[@trollinthedungeon5255]

Maybe they’re compensating for something

[@blackdynamite_5470]

*weird* *weird*

[@killerboba]

atleast you are honest. Most of the idiots here claim to have seen the original Snow white

[@yesnt9746]

I was reading those "ha's" in Lord Farquaads voice lol

[@SenseiDasratt]

"Disney invites you." Well they better fucking UN-invite me.

[@syko2164]

RSVP a big fat NOPE! Not going.

[@FrahdChikun]

Rip that invitation apart then!

[@DealerDur]

Schneewittchen (Snow white), is named Schneewittchen, because her skin is as white as snow.

[@riki4404]

Racist

[@lelandgrubson2736]

​@@riki4404no it's not, it is cultural history cause Snow White was based on Germanic Folklore

[@Popikawaii]

​@lelandgrubson2736 stop being a racist fascist. This is a modern version for modern people, not for racist 19th c people

[@Cuddlebear6285]

​@@riki4404I remember when bait was convincing

[@102ndsmirnov7]

They should've called it "Off-White"

[@rq4740]

Snow “white passing”

[@RubinCostatic]

Mud Brown

[@CandyMeow333]

No White 😭

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Rock Brown and The Seven Midgets😂

[@jamespadgett8660]

​@@RubinCostaticright?😅

[@filidhdeklend893]

Imagine doing this to the very movie that made Disney what it is today. This is beyond disrespecting Disney's legacy.

[@nuudelz3711]

The movie at the time was also a disrespect. It’s called keeping up with modern times 😂 maybe just stop watching Disney as an adult?

[@DarrellBeckford]

@@nuudelz3711 A disrespect to what?!

[@Mereologist]

Once you adjust for inflation, the original Snow White is actually one of the most profitable movies of all time. This will probably not even make its money back.

[@dicksdiggers]

They've been making these god awful remakes for years now, basically covered all their classics. I have no idea how anyone would rather watch this over the original, but some do.

[@smithynoir9980]

​@@nuudelz3711 You're objectively wrong. The classic Disney Snow White wasn't disrespectful at all. Do tell though, how is this 'modern'? It's got the ungrateful woman coming into a home that isn't hers and demanding anything instead of being grateful. I spose you are right, it is modern. But that just makes it trash.

[@TheLegendaryBillCipher]

Aside from not getting the skintone right for the character literally named after their skintone, they're trying to say Zegler is somehow fairer than literal Wonder Woman. I'm crossing my fingers that this is the movie that breaks Disney of their live action reimagining habit.

[@nickg5341]

I don’t get it she looks white to me

[@izukamidoriya5514]

​@@nickg5341 She looks slightly more tan than an average white woman, the problem is that her skin is supposed to be "as white as snow". They could have easily fixed it with makeup, but instead they chose to forgo it.

[@-Xenovia]

​@@nickg5341 You didnt get the "skin white as snow" part do you?

[@Falcon5ive]

Lore: "Who's the fairest of them all" Casting: "Let's get an olive skinned latina"

[@xavierjimenez1786]

Wasn’t sleeping beauty supposed to be a beauty ?

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

That was the general idea of the fairytale. Lol.

[@juullord8111]

@AvaTysonWonwtf

[@taborevan]

exactly she not that good looking at all

[@rasfallai5996]

Emotional Damage

[@2psah2]

And sleeping...

[@joseph7972]

Coffee Brown and the Seven CGI Monstrosities.

[@dubbyplays]

make sure that the prince is a black trans princess instead and she never gets poisoned but she just made an anti-patriarchy talk and the queen becomes good, that's how we support minorities and the dwarfs should be basketball players cuz otherwise is offensive towards dwarf people

[@MisterAnonymous1000]

​@@dubbyplays Im pretty sure they cut his character. That's what Rachel said in an interview.

[@dubbyplays]

@@MisterAnonymous1000 AWWW MAAAN COME OOON 😩 I just wanted to feel represented by a black oiled bricked man as Snow White

[@SilientShadow]

0:30 looks like hot garbage

[@Grigorii-j7z]

What's the bloody point to make a live action remake of animated movie if 90% of it CGI?

[@Grim_Reaper.]

0:50 ‘Snow’ White 0:41 Evil Queen who is jealous of Snow White beauty.

[@JunaidAnsari-my2cx]

Seriously how does she compete with Gal Gadot, she is way better looking than Ziegler or whatever her name is

[@greenwing90]

she isnt jealous of snow white's beauty in this version... she is jealous of snow whites "fairness".. meaning better ruler in this context... and the queen is jealous that some girl is better than her... its NOT about outer beauty.. its about inner beauty, meaning morality. everyone talking about "beauty"...are lost.. and the plane flew over their heads...

[@Thedarkbunnyrabbit]

@@JunaidAnsari-my2cx It's frustrating because they're clearly pulling a thing that's like 'beauty doesn't define goodness' but the entire story is CENTERED around Snow White being prettier than the evil queen. You can make her paler than the queen, and then you can argue that's what matters, or you can make her prettier, but you can't make her less of both and then imagine up something about how Snow White is a better person and that defines her fairness, because then the evil queen would! not! care!

[@762x69]

"If I had a nickel for every time The Witch was hotter than Snow White, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?"

[@nuudelz3711]

@@JunaidAnsari-my2cxcause gadot is 50 and an Israeli genocide supporter. She’s on the same level as that fridge gronnak the destroyer or whatever

[@LawfulBased]

*_" Mirror mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest of them all? "_* *_" You my queen. Not a simp opinion, just the truth... "_* = Happy End =

[@robisadev]

no cap

[@ephemispriest8069]

My queen, you are a fucking ten, do you really need to ask?

[@kuratse205]

Factually, the queen IS fairer than the main character, snow black.

[@Avreniel37]

(👨🏿‍🦲) always had inferiority complex

[@MrOstereier]

I mean as a German that grew up with the German less sterile versions of those fairy tales, Snowwhite should have skin white as snow, lips red as blood and hair black as ebony. She is the original Goth GF. Also the "fairest" is just the most beautiful.

[@smartfck4]

Yeah! And she had swastika tattoo all over he..wait

[@alicruz4900]

In the OG fairytale Snow White had white skin bc she was well, a white person

[@superbrainz2357]

Peelple claiming shes white or "passing white" in this comment section are genuinely baffling. I've seen whiter women just going for a walk around for a gew minutes. Snow white my @$>

[@0oghi]

Nope. Disney isn't raising my kid

[@nickhewes6860]

"Way hotter" is an incorrect way of describing the situation. The main actress is NOT good looking, full stop. It's not apples and oranges, 9s vs. 10s. The girl is a 4, with the attitude of a 2.

[@CopeSeethorntin]

I would give her a 6 honestly her acting is in my opinion pretty good surprisingly after watching her feature in the recent hunger games movie and shis honesty pretty decent. Shis Ok enough physicality wise but I would hessetent to smash if I there were already extesent options but it wouldn't stop me from mingling with her if there wasn't. But other wise shis just above average since she does work out to an extent due to how demanding holly wood is meaning she might me even better if we look at it wholeisticly. But If we were to round her of to her personality its in the negative Zeros, Shis a narcissist with almost zero backing to her talk. Though this is the biggest break in her Career her foot is still just a toe nail in the door and Shis already high of her own fart fumes despite the only media coverage Shis gotten is getting dunked on for just her atrocious she is as a person😭 Some one should really fire the manager that got her hired because her PR team isn't going home for Christmas this year.

[@IrfanAmriF]

I think he meant Maleficent is way hotter than show white in the trailer

[@kappalul2057]

with a attitude of a 2? wow, you are kind. for me, it would be minus...

[@crimsoncourt9354]

Nah, cap. I understand that you hate Rachel Zeggler, but don't lie and say she's a 4 looks-wise.

[@jonathanberry8656]

He was referring to the evil queen being way hotter xD

[@snuffeldjuret]

changing so that she bosses the dwarfs helping her to clean their house instead of her getting help from animals to clean their house in gratitude is absolute bonkoers

[@JoshLitch]

I don't really know why we care. The target audience is 8 to 14 year old girls. The only thing that pisses me off here is that they CGId dwarves instead of hiring dwarf actors.

[@oriontherealironman]

Rachel Zeggy is still a bad choice, especially against Gal Gadot 😂

[@aiyayayy]

The forehead and eye spacing is impressive

[@user85937]

She probably has one chromosome too many, got to check those woke checkboxes.

[@piele1982]

She could've been a hammer head shark in the Little Mermaid.

[@aiyayayy]

@@piele1982 😂😂😂

[@UnrealBenji]

@@piele1982bro, you killed her 😂

[@divictus4835]

@@piele1982 Holy roasted

[@darthalba3785]

Witch is definitely hotter.

[@762x69]

"If I had a nickel for every time The Witch was hotter than Snow White, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?"

[@Dr.W.Krueger]

least unhinged hagmaxxer

[@grzegorzdabkiewicz5913]

Does she save the prince though and does she lecture him on how men are useless, cause that's what the story should be about, right?

[@ItsShaggy3]

Snow white and The queen are actually Bi and secret lovers.

[@briffsqueeze4063]

Was it really *that* hard to find 7 short guys? Come on Disney

[@SaucyAlfredo]

Peter Dinklage actively advocates against little people being cast into movies. And for some reason he has a lot of sway

[@Dill9540]

@@SaucyAlfredo isn’t… isn’t he an actor? That plays short people?

[@Brookie0504]

​@@Dill9540exactly, it makes absolutely NO sense 😂

[@klj2382]

That little bastard already made his money, so I guess he doesn’t care

[@barackobama7761]

The midget from game of thrones is the gatekeeper

[@OLBarbok]

As a German this is actual cultural appropriation

[@GaiasWunderkind]

In an actual disrespectful and mocking way...

[@nickg5341]

Zegler is polish tho?

[@RoobyRockDoll]

​@@nickg5341 Even if she is, which I doubt, is German now the new polish??? I don't understand your point. It's a German folktale and they should've cast someone fitting to what's written in the story.

[@nickg5341]

@@RoobyRockDoll Just because it was written in Germany doesn’t mean it takes place there. It’s a fairy tale. You seriously would have been outraged if any non-German actor was in this role?

[@izukamidoriya5514]

​@@nickg5341 The problem is with how Zeglar looks next to nothing like Snow White. Her lips aren't rosy red and her skin, the biggest defining trait about her character, isn't even close to snow white. I don't really care for the ethnicity of the actor, but if they don't even resemble the character they are supposed to portray then why cast them?

[@Paolini_18]

Since it's not +18 it's probably not the original story

[@hodes7562]

Based Grimm Brothers enjoyer

[@WickedWicka]

@@hodes7562 Nah, based Basile enjoyer. :P

[@vince77-z27]

bruh, the version where she had kids in her sleep?

[@JamesHussain82]

18+*

[@H00H-H00H]

I see where you coming from…

[@thecultofcaged]

snow white is already public domain there is no need to maintain copyright

[@Fr00stee]

1:26 it's for disney adults, every single one of these live action movies is for disney adults

[@rhyswong8976]

I dont know. The adult in me wanna watch Gal Gadot cosplay Snow White hard.

[@MastatmastaT]

Disney adults are such weird things, children stuck in the past because they never learned how to become mature.

[@Limrasson]

What is even that? If I wanted to watch Snow White I would watch the one from my childhood, no?

[@toomanyaccounts]

They aren't going to go

[@OilFreeFeathers]

​@@LimrassonDisney Adults are brand addicts who lack any real care for the quality of products they consume and have little to no self-awareness. They are often first in line to both defend and pay for corporate slop, and are comparable to retail WoW players, soyboys, and drug addicts.

[@gepardzhongli]

Here to inform and remind everyone that Disney is sweeping under the rug, a case that was filed against them. A doctor died for eating food she was allergic to. Precaution was taken on their part like making sure everything is in place and the restaurant they were eating in served no allergen. And it was promoted as such in Disney World's Website. She died a few hours later for eating food with nuts and dairy, according to the autopsy. Disney is refusing to cooperate because the widower apparently signed a Free Disney+ Subscription years ago essentially freeing them from any liabilities with the family as per their TOS. Disney is evil man. What has it become?

[@dayneinsayne]

This is what we should be mad at. Not the princess movie.

[@DrewDragoon]

​@@dayneinsayneyou can be mad at both, I sure am

[@desertfral]

Which is unbelievably stupid; because that agreement was for the duration of the subscription and they are not held to it once the terms are over

[@ingiford175]

Well if it was Ohio, their Supreme Court just recently ruled even something-'free' do not have to be free of that something, if there is a reasonable expectation of that something to be in the food initially (ie bones in boneless chicken, lactose in lactose free milk)

[@SselluosS]

Snow "white" 😂

[@masteronepiece6559]

They don't need to make new movie, just play the old one.

[@malicekerendu3574]

Why are they still calling it Snow White?

[@uberhaxornovanongalaktiksk9798]

Should be called Snow Black

[@MySOAP12]

Should call it snow yellow

[@piele1982]

Smudged White wouldv'e been better.

[@JohnSmith-ti9uq]

Should be Sand Tan. Like how in game of thrones they're Snows or Sands depending on the region they're from. She ain't a Snow White.

[@Deadpool-n2t2x]

It should be called brown sugar 😂

[@DeoFayte]

Everyone is mocking Peter Dinklage for causing the loss of jobs for some dwarves, but really this is a career ending movie he just saved some careers folks.

[@fellowspy5312]

I think seven important side characters could carry the whole movie if done right, but oh well

[@LatinGiudo817]

I was upset at first until I saw how terrible this movie's looking so far. Glad he saved them from boarding a sinking ship

[@planescaped]

_Tap the temple guy meme_

[@bluemyst42]

This whole movie went downhill FAST when they previewed the "7 dwarves" which werent dwarves anymore, it was the band of "7 diverse and equitable peoples." Then they tried to wipe all evidence of it because of the backlash, then went with CGI dwarves.

[@unncommonsense]

Nah, they'd have got paid.

[@axel_r_]

Wait... In the first Snow White movie they made normal people into dwarves. In this Snow White movie, they ANIMATED every dwarf? What does the Dwarf Entertainment in Hollywood think about this choice for a "big" Disney movie?

[@greenwing90]

look up peter dinklage... and what he said about snow white and the seven dwarfs... he as a dwarf person.. said that casting people with dwarfism in movies as dwarfs is "backwards"... and HE wanted it to be animated like this...its an example of someone kicking the ladder after they reached the top... so "hollywood" thinks this is fine.

[@Elgar337]

It's funny that "fairest" really means "whitest", as in "the whiter you are, the better you look".

[@NTJedi]

Disney Presents: Snow Brown and the 7 CGI characters.

[@Ms._Uniquee]

Dusty snow bro

[@pseudohippie55]

"We COULD hire dwarves to play the dwarves." "Wait, they EXIST?? I thought they were make believe!."

[@pepeepupoo]

I contacted disney, that dislike ratio is wrong. Turns out, not a single person disliked this video.

[@ghosthunter0950]

I can't imagine why anyone would ever dislike it.

[@namelessone9941]

Mr Beast ahh comment lmao

[@Zibi21]

not even bots likes the video

[@KE-yq2eg]

They're insane for going through with it and not canceling Mud Brown.

[@R3tr0w1]

Disney passed rock bottome and hit the center of the earth

[@achillepalermo2354]

Disney is going to come out from the other side of the planet if things don't change

[@ElicatrothTV]

Thats only phase 1 of their plan. Next stop is China

[@sword4005]

it get even worse, there a leak of the scene where in the original snow white cleans up the house with her animals friends to show thanks to the dwarfs for letting her stay in their home, in the new version she bosses them about and make them clean the house

[@VulgarTruth]

Live action movie ... 80% CGI

[@sxfzri5173]

"Who is this for" Obviusly disney adults.

[@hillmor8635]

Bruh, these modern movies have gone to shit, haven't they?

[@kingleech16]

A lot of them, but something good still occasionally comes out. Sucks that so many of the big tentpoles are awful though.

[@michaelbuto305]

I do think its to lower their stock price but idk.

[@bryancabrera3134]

This movie is not even live action it’s all cgi

[@Mehiel-Sanctoria]

I hope they CGI her eyes closer together then.

[@OilFreeFeathers]

​@@Mehiel-SanctoriaShe's competing with the new Little Mermaid.

[@stigmaoftherose]

1:45 what fucking copyright law? It's a medieval german fairy tale.

[@HungDaddy-bp8tj]

Disney still owns their rendition of it. It's why they couldn't put Tigger in the Winnie the pooh slasher because he's a Disney creation.

[@Fr00stee]

they own the copyright for their version of snow white

[@SevenRiderAirForce]

@@HungDaddy-bp8tj Tigger is not a Disney creation - he was in the original books. However, the book he showed up in is not yet in the public domain.

[@scimbrelo]

youre slowly learning that asmon talks out of his ass 90% of the time?

[@abrakadabra2192]

@@HungDaddy-bp8tj the OG rendition slaps way harder though. I grew up with OC and was disappointed when the evil sisters would not cut their feet and their eyes would not be picked out.

[@diamondcreepah]

Remember guys, if you wanna see a proper modern snow white, watch Mirror Mirror (2012) instead

[@destinymcintire2188]

Imagine being the dwarves in this situation. You come home from a long day of hard work in the gem mines, you're sweaty, tired and just wanna unwind from work when you see not only has Zegler broken in alongside her animal friends but she is demanding YOU to clean the house up because it's not up to HER standards. And not only that she also insists on staying to be safe from the Wicked Stepmother Queen who most likely will kill all of you if she catches word you're helping and sheltering Zegler. And the while all she does is sing and twirl around as a form of "contributing" to the household. Gimme a f&%king break.

[@jamessunderland4609]

Copyright? It is an old german fairytail. Disney certainly do not have any ownership rights on this.

[@Gary_0ak]

Two things: 1. Great name and OG Pyramid head pic. 2. Just started getting into blender work myself. I stole some vids from your playlist. Thanks.

[@0451Deus]

What they have a copyright for is their rendition and associated images, not the original fairy tale. According to US copyright law, the rights for a character expire 95 years after the publication of the original work. Every decade or so, Disney lobbies the US Congress to pass a law so that they are able to re-extend their ownership for an increased amount of time.

[@amspook]

​@@0451Deus I believe you got that on reverse Disney lobbies the right to be extended, and thus that's lead to 95 years of copyright ownership

[@Toliman.]

@@0451Deus Yep, the Sonny Bono Copyright Term Extension Act / Mickey Mouse Protection Act in the late 90s. It's now 95 years, it used to be something like publication + 50 years, but it's now Author's death + 70-75 years. Work made for hire, used to be 75 years, now it's 120 years. The argument for this is protectionism. Not everything is created 'original', and most known copyrighted items now, come from derived/copied items. Similar to AI art. e.g. The Happy Birthday song is derived from a school greeting song 'good morning to all', sic. written for schools in the 1890s.' Cooking recipes, Books, Songs, and lyric shifted songs using a melody from another song tend to fall into these traps. Books, content made ~100 years ago should not have the same value structure, but there's a kind of warped relevance because people now live into their 60s to their 90s, the copyright period had to be extended to author's death to protect the integral value for the families of those author/creators. Copyright used to be around 30 years, or ~50-75 years based on the creation and author's death. It was extended because the scope of ownership also applied to children and families using patents and trademarks to protect their family business creations. Especially after the patent/trademarks could be used to secure a recipe or authored material, a 'family recipe' could be trademarked and protected by the law. Now, Corporations are People under the law, that cannot die. They have status above the individual. So they can have ownership inferred for IP and traded/exchanged/derived. Eg. The Birthday Song / Happy Birthday written in 1893. A song that should have passed into the public domain in the ~1960s, had to have a legal settlement to determine this in 2016.

[@nelsonfigueroa7940]

Disney: "I invite you" The universe: "No thank you" Disney: Free tickets? Universe: Naaa we good

[@KZeroJuanEsp]

The mirror works with Google Gemini AI, suddenly the company updated the policy to have more diverse beauty standards.. and that's why the mirror choose Snow White. A moder aproach to a moder audience.

[@Ugapiku]

At least they got gender right...

[@Mehiel-Sanctoria]

Imagine Twitter freaks' reaction if the story was about an adult male barging into some women's home and forcing them to clean.

[@OilFreeFeathers]

Are you so sure? Rachel has she/her on social media, so it could still be a man.

[@hanswurst6742]

The story could never happen with these people like this. The queen looks prettier than snow white by a mile. It's Gal Gadot.

[@greenwing90]

the queen is jealous of snow whites "character" NOT her "looks".. why is this hard to understand?

[@KillerLettuce]

Disney cant copyright Snow White. Its fair use public domain. They only have claim over that specific design of Snow White.

[@XxSliphxX]

Why would you make the queen hotter than Snow White? Like its not even close.

[@EvanViking-x1y]

Disney is horrible.

[@Diego14136]

“Snowbrown” that’s wild 💀

[@LegendPurpleDragon152]

0:57 Hold it! Is that a boy in an intimate setting I see? I thought that wasn’t allowed in this remake anymore?

[@machinedieselx4767]

He signed the consent papers in the previous scene in front of a board of committee lesbian feminists. Bro's safe.

[@tupcho33]

It was cut on post edit, it's just in the trailer

[@Stylebender1989]

Zegler should've played the witch