Rebel Moon Review Star Wars on Fire - Zack Snyder

[@disparutoo]

Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire is netflix's new Snyder movie series, but is it any good? Well it looks decent in parts, badly blurred in others (with strange colours) and has little story or characterisation to talk about. The movie feels like random scenes strung together with no real meat to bind them together. Maybe part 2 will fix this and explain more of the random threads that appeared for no reason in this movie. But does that save this movie? Shouldn't a movie be self contained and enjoyable without waiting 4 months for part 2? While Zach Snyder may have had movies interfered with before, this was the movie he wanted to make, in the length he wanted it to be. So things like a story and characters not existing is strange to say the least. Rebel Moon is style over substance, and it doesn't always manage that. But do you think? Did you enjoy Rebel Moon or wish you had the 2 hours back? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

[@darkseid6898]

Dude, for the love of God: FIX YOUR TEETH INMEDIATELY!

[@Zoddboid]

​@@darkseid6898 Those are some beautiful English teeth right there

[@eestiny9734]

I shouldn't have watched this review, even the little things i enjoyed in the first 33mn were destroyed...😅 and i saw more not gracious things i missed, cause my brain went blank at some point! 🤣 Great review! on point with the details!

[@luckimonster2298]

Merry Christmas to u too luv 🎄🙂

[@SonsOfLore]

This gives off the reverse of Alien promotional campaign. Instead of a theatrical production promoted as a B movie, this is a B movie promoted as a theatrical epic.

[@jongoff7829]

We have reached a point where we can do anything in a movie except, it seems, tell a good story.

[@ptonpc]

Seven Samurai, Magnificent Seven, Battle Beyond the Stars. All did far more story telling and character progression in less time that RM managed.

[@giveandtake8428]

And Warhammer 40K

[@fenriswhispers]

Blatantly riped off 40k

[@derryk1]

and a bit of Star Wars A new Hope etc...

[@20catsRPG]

Wait, why is the robot hunting in the forest? It’s a robot, it doesn’t eat, so it’s basically just killing animals… Cos that’s what good guys do!

[@tonyug113]

i got - pretending to be a deer for some reason, apparantly no metal detectors on the space subs .

[@kipuchino]

Incredibly sick.

[@ptonpc]

If it was a decent movie, the robot would have been hunting the people in the village. Finally running out of villagers to dismantle, the robot continues its hobby on the local wildlife. When it sees the other characters approaching it murmurs "Humans are such... easy... prey.." as it sharpens its claws in anticipation.

[@R2D2-mk4qt]

Maybe it's hunting for the humans in the village? Ever thought about that ? Or are you so set on how bad you think this movie is you forget all about common sense?😅

[@SomeDigitalGhost]

​@@R2D2-mk4qtHahahahahahahaha!

[@MalchikGuy]

Zero F"""'ks Detected rolled out of the sack without even glancing at the mirror *subscribed

[@BilisiFunfun]

I can see why Disney rejected this as a Star Wars script ... they were already doing dogshit like this to destroy their franchises.

[@vincentseidle954]

what scrazy is the last jedi was way better than this shit and last jedi was panned by the audicences

[@jimjam51075]

Disney Star Wars is painstakingly calculated to mimic real Star Wars by people who don't understand it. But it's still bad...like expecting steak but it is served boiled with BBQ sauce. Things like Rebel Moon find their own, original ways to be awful...like it was written by winners or a middle school essay contest. Like ordering steak and getting fried bologna covered with gummy bears.

[@Darkstar_Dayne]

To be very fair The Force Awakens is a masterpiece compared to this dogshit movie

[@jon4715]

@@Darkstar_DayneDon’t ever call TFA a masterpiece in any capacity, no matter the caveats. TFA is as bad as any modern Disney movie and deserves no praise, however faint.

[@0giraffe0]

Haven't even seen Rebel Moon and I know it's not worse than The Last Jedi.

[@freekeess9245]

Watched it. Totally agree with every character being explained in exposition, rather than actually building their character on screen. It really felt like a student wrote the script for a stage performance.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

Ah I'm relieved to learn that slow motion is still more than 60% of the movie. Never change Zack

[@M_k-zi3tn]

No please change Zack

[@RandomAmerican3000]

That alone would have convinced me to never watch this movie. I despise slow motion action scenes.

[@The13thRonin]

@@M_k-zi3tnYou want Zack to become a wamyn?

[@detective2221]

@@The13thRonin that'd probably be better

[@coyoteone6197]

So much that the running time should probably have an asterisk.

[@roneon4]

There is one important thing about this movie and is it basically shows what a crap 40k Movie will look like use modern audience ideology. I hope the Amazon team and Cavil show this to the producers and says this is exactly what we need to avoid.

[@tonyug113]

yeah, i got that vibe as well, definitely an influence

[@creed8712]

“Modern audience ideology” is a good way of saying style over substance. Thing is that’s basically how you get people into 40k. You tell them do you like space Vikings, or space elves, or Space Egyptian terminators, or Space British people. Then you’ll love 40k And then you give them books to read up on to justify taking out a loan to afford the Custodes

[@TheSuperappelflap]

lol you have hope left Amazon can make a decent show? Go watch Wheel of Time and Rings of Power and then come back to this comment.

[@creed8712]

@@TheSuperappelflap go watch Reacher, the Boys and Invincible. I think it says a lot about the quality of a studio that they’ve been making original content for as long as they have and you can’t come up with more than 2 examples

[@KharaChmiel]

@@creed8712 Imagine simping for Amazon.

[@TheWarmachine375]

Knowing Zack Snyder, he's gonna make a Snyder Cut of Rebel Moon and think it will improve the movie.

[@Kevin_Street]

They've already announced a longer cut of the movie will be released next year.

[@GooberStomper]

Like how after hitting the bell a couple time you see she is all out of Breath & yet has the stamina to take out 6-8 Guys in other parts

[@AegisKHAOS]

So we finally found her weakness. Gongs. :p

[@TheSuperappelflap]

I was so confused at that part already. Why was she ringing the bell when there were 3 dudes twice her size just standing around.

[@DekkarJr]

My dad watched 30 mins this morning and was like "its boring" I'll take his word for it.

[@MarkoDarkoYT]

I loved the part where Harry bows his head to Buckbeak to earn its trust before riding it.

[@tgreen9825]

I remember hearing that this was Snyder’s version of Star Wars. Never would have dreamed it would be his take on Rogue One

[@shykorustotora]

If you never read any reviews, you'll never find your flaws. If you never find your flaws, you can never improve. If you never improve, you will be garbage at what you do, regardless of what you tell yourself. The fact the script writers has never read a single review of his work.... now the quality of the storytelling in this movie makes a LOT more sense.

[@LieutenantBlueberry]

This was perfect review. Bad script, unconvincing acting, unnecessary scenes (like in many new movies/series these scenes should cause some impression/feeling by overemphasized it all), a bunch of "modern" imposed concepts (woke), ... Like everything lately, this movie was made to promote new ideology. Space-nazi troops and their evil leader who likes to get his hands dirty, main female character who can do anything (without special powers or augmentations), weak support male character, famous general living on street or space Tarzan waiting for rescue by some super trained chick (who was just one among many other super trained solders), … And such nonsenses in the story. -Space Empire finds lonely planet (where people barely feed themselves) to rob them of food, and there is lone lady working in fields while everyone has fun drinking and talking about debauchery as sort of pleasing gods (guess what R version will look like). Big strong guy in community that is after girl (and no other function in movie) and some week support character that is stupid enough to talk out of line and gets leader of community killed (and everyone is ok with that). And then girl kills bunch of highly trained planet conquering thugs. -Gathering of “heroes” (who do nothing really) to fight SPACE EMPIRE (with big ships, nukes that kill planets, space travelling technology) while wielding swords and shooting from handguns. -Sword fight against spider-lady (with heartbreaking story about kids) is so stupid and unnecessary, same as space Tarzan with bronco handling skills or drunk washout General with guilty conscience (because generals don’t get people killed), gay-bar as pointed in video, and more. All in all, movie doesn’t deserve high mark. Keep up with good work.

[@kafukwamekemeh]

"Sword fight against spider-lady (with heartbreaking story about kids) is so stupid and unnecessary, same as space Tarzan with bronco handling skills or drunk washout General with guilty conscience (because generals don’t get people killed), gay-bar as pointed in video, and more." At least it gives characterization "Gathering of “heroes” (who do nothing really) to fight SPACE EMPIRE (with big ships, nukes that kill planets, space travelling technology) while wielding swords and shooting from handguns. ' To train the entire village to protect themselves like every other movie

[@ptonpc]

If the plot was even slightly based on a realistic scenario Girl Boss "I have gathered all these heroes to defend this village! You will never take our grain! Even though we have no army or weapons worth jacks*t, or armoured support or air support or warships...." Villain "Ah well, Mm should I order an airstrike to turn the village and enemies of the empire into a smoking crater or just go for orbital bombardment? Decisions decisions.... I'll close my eyes and just push a button" Village "BOOM!"

[@lexnight8345]

I feel like I already knew this script 🤣🤣🤣

[@ptonpc]

@@lexnight8345 Battle Beyond the Stars and plenty more did it better :D

[@lexnight8345]

@@ptonpc yup 🤣

[@TheDalinkwent]

"Do I need to blur this" Lmao!!

[@icehockeylover189]

The absolute state of Hollywood screenwriting: dumb. I'm baffled by the ability to harbor any level of ego, while producing something this abysmal. Oh but I'm sure Zach "worked really hard on it" so we shouldn't critique it because Hollywood writers and directors are essentially 5 year old children, that aren't yet developed enough to handle criticism.

[@xel1673]

Was the royal guy and the bird scene Snyder remembering Avatar 1 and Jake mastering that giant alien bird lizard to prove himself? I swear, Rebel Moon is just a movie of trying to guess what other movie or whatever was on Snyder's mind when he imagined each scene, character or bit of dialogue.

[@angerissues69626]

Compared to the world building of DUNE. Can't wait for part 2

[@valerievanwyk6122]

"Is he hunting deer, or cosplaying them!?" had me rolling on the floor.

[@memorabiliatemporarium2747]

At this point I'm sure the "director's cut" is just a net to catch criticism which Snyder can then fix in the editing room.

[@CompanionRohaa]

Ahahah "Buh bye -- ehh, merry christmas." You too hun, enjoy your holidays and then hurry back because I miss my regular Disparu fix.

[@Lone_Star86]

Studio ghibli do girl bosses pretty well, so does James Cameron and Ridley Scott.

[@ericgarcia4745]

I like the part when the chick screams "this...is...rebel moon!" And slow motion kicks the space nazee into a deep pit.

[@monster_cris4985]

Thru the whole movie every time the admiral was on screen I heard Deadpools voice saying ISNT THAT RIGHT FRANCES 😂😂

[@Ramsey276one]

XD

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

lol

[@rouano1]

Lol I just kept thinking of the Nazis invading France.Couldn't they come up with a more original costume design??

[@monster_cris4985]

@@rouano1 you're right it did have a iron sky feel to it also lol... we waited months for unoriginal crap smh

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

@@monster_cris4985 The robot reminded me of Chappie and the robot in Real Steele

[@HEARTS-OF-SPACE]

Why does everyone keep saying this movie looks good?!?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! The CGI is atrocious (with the exception of Jimmy the robot), the backdrops are flat and ugly, the use of green screen couldn't be more apparent, the ships look extremely plain with very little detail, and the use of an anamorphic T1.5 lens is baffling. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

[@marcogenovesi8570]

because it looks better than most of the slop we have seen in the last 15 years and for some reason everyone memory holes Avatar. But yeah it looks like trash

[@CharlesUrban]

The evil empire stole their hats from M. Bison's closet.

[@martinathomas2692]

Never laughed more than with this review 😂 Loved the takeaways and breakdown, and the sarcasm - I'm here for it. Love your work!

[@kevinericsnell4092]

We don't say walking frame either. Just a "walker." First time I heard "zimmer" was in a Red Dwarf episode and I had to hunt down the definition.

[@Lttlemoi]

"Zimmer" is German for "room", so I had absolutely no idea what a zimmer frame is supposed to be.

[@manicpixiefangirl4189]

@@LttlemoiSo Hans Zimmer is “Hans Walker” in German? Interesting

[@kevinericsnell4092]

No, no, Hans Room "I did not hit her!"@@manicpixiefangirl4189

[@b.w.9816]

I'm so glad that there are people like you out there suffering through the watching of this garbage so that you can deliver what is bound to be a way more entertaining review for us. Thank you for taking that hit so that I don't have to. :)

[@RichardThrobbin]

The intensity of the harvest was peak fiction. Don't even get me started on Belisarius' accent when they Ceasar'd the clueless emperor. Oh and the dialog made my toes curl. Def a 10/10

[@Milton2k]

If "Rebel Moon" is not an Intellectual Property... can I copy it? ...As they did with so many original stories.

[@63Dayton36]

Was doing chores, and I get the perfect content to listen to--cheers

[@bethelhanley5439]

I may be wrong, but there are a number of points where it seems that Snyder is borrowing from the 1978 Japanese movie 'Message From Space.' The princess who can bring back the dead(who may be a point for later on), the planet-hopping to assemble a team, the team containing a former senior officer and a prince in exile, all very suspicious.

[@Mark-nh2hs]

Clearly the Director and writers hadn't watched The Lord of the Rings Trilogy 😂

[@drakko26]

Never thought a fight between the Mummy and Francis would be boring but...there we are.

[@Atheismo9760]

The Snyder cult gets really pissed off when you misspell Snyder's name. Is that why you spelled it "Zach"?

[@IstariAzul777]

I was so confused when the movie was suddenly on spider lady planet. Feel I briefky looked away and came back moments later completely confused who the spider was and why everyone was watching some Asian lady fight her with swords that apparently were light sabers she didn’t bother to activate till end … why didn’t one of the observers just shoot the thing?! Why ?!?! Why r they withholding the full version of movie?! Snyder needs to partner with an actual writer

[@toolegittoquit_001]

And the farmer performing the only brave action 🧐

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

Netflux wanted pg13, Snyder wanted R...so they compromised and did both.

[@IstariAzul777]

@@toolegittoquit_001 yeah lots of weird scenes where everyone stands by to witness a girlboss be stunning and brave basically That last fight tho against Dario#1 seemed ridiculous as that guy is way bigger, muscular, comparably trained n seemed upgraded somehow in that weird Baron harkonnrn esque scene but got the loving 💩 beat out of him They should’ve said the main girlboss was enhanced somehow as tiny girls, even highly trained, would not be able to tank punches like that from a dude 100 lbs heavier n a foot taller The actress is good but these kinds of details really ruin my suspension of disbelief Then we get sword girl, sister girlboss AND the NB girlfriend after cyborg got Fridged

[@Ale-dd3ek]

​@@Kyle-sr6jm I have an important detail Rated R Is about gore violence... Not basic story development

[@berlinlooks]

"Huh... Revenge... for some reasons that had never crossed my mind..." - Brilliant 😂👌🏻

[@AegisKHAOS]

The one good thing I can say is Rebel Moon was not the worst thing I ever watched in my life. Mind you, that's also a very low bar set. And I was either bored or shaking my head throughout the movie. I literally thought much of the movie felt like a RPG with the amount of time spent and the way it went about forming its party. I also don't expect the Snyder Cut to improve the film, either, other than add back blood to places that need it, like stabbing and slashing shots. I didn't think BvS improved with its director's cut, and unlike Snyder fans, I didn't agree with the Snyder Cut hype after actually watching the film.

[@Jon6429]

After gnawing my leg off to survive the opening monologue, things got worse

[@TheAnarchist01]

I was so bored that after 30 minutes i was only on my phone with the movie as background noise.

[@Oblithian]

Merry Christmas!

[@Henry-kz4gn]

Maybe when he said it wasnt an IP he meant his property wasnt intellectual.

[@TheSmokingMustache]

The first movie should have been world building, setting the stakes and getting you invested in the characters. Second movie should be the action and payoff. And that's only if you're doing two movies. REALLY should have been a 6-8 hour long episode series. Could have been good, but... *sigh*

[@rouano1]

well, whoever wrote it obviously didn't put much thought into the actual story. Any writer with an ounce of talent should've seen the lack of character development and plot etc. I really wanted to like this movie smh.

[@TheSmokingMustache]

@@rouano1 Same, and you're write a LITTLE bit of knowledge and skill would have totally changed the movie. I could plot it better in the first 20 minutes than they did...

[@chloedevlin6544]

I started watching this movie, and in about 30 minutes into it, I stopped, and my first thought was. I can't be the only one. And so I jumped onto the internet and started looking for others who felt the same way I did. And it literally took no time. This is probably the worst movie I've ever watched in my entire life. And i'm comparing that with the 1966 batman.

[@SimpleIdeaz]

Whatever happened to the stand alone movie? Instead of trying to make 3 part movies make one movie that's so good we want a second and a third.

[@miyoko_17]

5:17 As soon as Jena Malone Spider lady was killed, I knew this dialogue was coming...damn near ripped from Avatar 1, when Netiri says the same thing.

[@omotaraibiloyetwentyninete6279]

What makes this sadder on the part of the actors is that they had to stick to a mandatory strict workout regiment for months And Charlie the actor who plays the one that gave them up said he absolutely hated it So they did all that just to shoot a mid ass movie?

[@ConnorJane]

And Charlie Hannahm barely had any lines in it, anyway.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

they got paid

[@tonyug113]

@@marcogenovesi8570 - paid to get fit -- sounds great

[@anthonychristianson411]

Yoooooooo the spaceship going into the portal got ya boy actin up 😭😭😭😭

[@bethelhanley5439]

A fundamental problem with this film is that the plot is basically Seven Samurai. The watcher banging a bell makes sense in feudal Japan when you're talking about bandits attacking on the ground. Massive space ship? Not so much. And the baddies coming to take all the crops makes sense when the baddies are bandits. Not so much when they're an evil empire, which surely would have its food supply properly organised?

[@dronesclubhighjinks]

Who approved financing for this? 😂 Merry Christmas and thanks for all the videos! 🙏🎄⛄️✨

[@shanenolan5625]

Netflix

[@nick1635]

Lots of companies rejected it as a film, a game, a TV series, eventually Netflix was dumb enough to sign it.

[@paulboggess1330]

This show is just Zack Snyder coping. He just an empty shell of his former self now, kind of sad tbh

[@rouano1]

More like just copying and pasting 😅

[@nostalgiafordays]

The Robot was the most interesting character.

[@ericb5328]

4 muscular shredded shirtless dudes and zero hot women. Bring back the male gaze, dammit

[@kadourimdou43]

If the R rated version is the one that makes sense. Why did they release the version that’s cut to bits.

[@jal051]

Everything is explained when you realize Snyder himself wrote the script.

[@Yohan5]

the amount of slow-mo, was like a musical with unexpected song breaks

[@VIPERFILMS11]

The main protagonist in this movie shares the same range of emotions as the main protagonist of twilight, I found it ironic that the Asian character in this movie has a thing about honour like it isn’t a stereotypical thing and I even made a joke saying the next member of the team will be a black guy and low and behold I was right….. ahhhh diversity 😂

[@bztube888]

Hunting is eighter an industry in modern times - providing meat and entertainment, but you need a market for that - or an ancient way of survival. A machine running around in a forest, killing random animals, leaving them to rot becasuse it has no need for food or clothing is not hunting but actually a very cruel thing to do. It also contraproductive for the robot's survival who need some kind of energy source and maintenance, non of them to do with anything with "hunting".

[@joshmccartney6474]

The only good thing from this movie is the savage reviews

[@triangleman2k6]

This film is atrocious. Zack Snyder’s films have gotten so bad that his theatrical DC cuts look like masterpieces in comparison

[@sauceyswole]

Main thing that was funny to me was how a 5’5 girl who looks about 110 lbs is supposed to be taking out loads of BUILT MEN easily all at the SAME TIME like what? 😂

[@dragutintodosijevic4195]

I think this movie gets a bad reputation it's fun and I will watch the sequel

[@madebymonkeys5641]

When Disparu said he couldn't remember her name, i realised i not only couldn't remember her name...... i couldn't remember any characters name.... not one... zero.

[@marekkoodziejak1513]

In 1st thought I assumed that wahmen now can't do quick and believeable fight scenes, but later I remind myself about Kill Bill - women can do it! 'Now' has to be the reason then? Yet John Wick was so fast that sometimes you can't see how what happened... 'Now' and 'wahmen' then, and poor director is the recipe for a disaster. What a shame...

[@Ceyx000]

Zach Snyder presents: *"Trailer Shots, the Movie"*

[@TheNefastor]

"He's doing Jimmy things" means "I have no idea". It's like saying a screwdriver does "screwdriver things". The audience has no idea what a Jimmy even is, so they aren't going to know what a "Jimmy thing" is. That's what writers are supposed to provide. WTF. How do I get a job in writing ? I too would like to get paid to do nothing.

[@k45207]

1:52 looks like a deodorant commercial

[@RajeshJustaguy]

i would have liked if they followed previous movie successes that dealt with revolution, like for example Braveheart

[@Neithie]

Makes me want to go watch blue eyed samurai again... ugh I LOVE sci fi. I LOVE bad sci fi. And I LOVE long haired men. How in the ever lasting hell did he manage to make all three boring af for me.

[@Wild_Angel2]

New drinking game: a shot everytime someone says slaughter (or some sort of mass casualty event)

[@candidob8683]

Akira Kurosawa's Seven Samurai.... done in a Sci-Fi framework..

[@A10N50]

The ending is beyond dumb and the fact they tried to gaslight us into believing they won is laughable. By the end of the movie the Blood Axes lost their entire food source, a powerful ally that was feeding them, and a leader. And for what? One of MANY planet destroying ships in a galactic empire’s fleet and the bad guy just getting resurrected from the dead.

[@vidman5000]

The Locksmith guy in Episode 8 literally betrays Rey. How did they think any of this was a good idea?

[@Milton2k]

If the "bad guy" is not a grown man but an android, a "Terminator" who can survive a huge fall over bare rocks... How did he lose to begin with?

[@Pixiearmstrong9526]

Why am I siding with all the bad guys these days 🤫🤫🤫🤫?

[@Kim_Jong-un1356]

I'm not going to watch the second movie, since I couldn't bring myself to even watch more than slightly more than half of the first before boredom and irritation made it a thouroughly unenjoyable experience. It's yet another goos looking vapid movie.

[@mothermakeup7481]

I think princess Issa is on that farming planet. I think she was on the ship that wrecked with the main character. I think this is the way that Kora is protecting her. That’s why the robot was able to kill again bc realized she was the princess…..OR Balasarius is using her power with the priests to bring back people somehow. Either way, she’s got to be alive. But I’m SO disappointed! The movie started out great on the farming planet and even the bar scene. But it was so cliche when they got in that ship off planet.

[@yourikhan4425]

An IP is an original story that got successful. This is certainly not an IP.

[@dantesinporno]

I'm curious how Netflix executives forgot about how disjointed, nonsensical and embarrassingly stupid Army of the Dead turned out to be. Maybe crack affects the memory when you mix it with baby's blood.

[@IstariAzul777]

We really need a high budget , well written spoof movie called Girl Boss

[@toolegittoquit_001]

I'd buy the video game ...

[@JonasGrumby-OO]

Call The Daily Wire.

[@roluevasreisa5730]

That literally came out already with Melissa McCarthy

[@The13thRonin]

We already have that movie. It's called "Real Life"

[@wheeeeeha]

The camera looks openly at the stunt guys as they stand around waiting for their turn to attack the female protagonist. They're checking their phones, relaxed....

[@Mereologist]

"He's a Hollywood writer... language isn't his strong point." Hats off, sir, to this most excellent (and sadly true) joke. You win one Internet!

[@makeyourmark00]

I am reminded by what Trey Parker and Matt Stone said they had to learn about good writing, which is don't write scenes with an "And Then" narrative because there will likely be zero causality or link from scene to scene; randomness will ensure, and hence no connected story. Rather use a "Therefore" and "But" structure - This happens…And therefore this happens…But, this happens…Therefore this happens…

[@kenrides]

What's not believable about a 5'4" 115lb woman being able to beat men twice her size and weight? Oh, everything you say?

[@ptonpc]

I could buy into it a bit more if she was faster / more agile or showed some obvious skills. Imagine a souped up version of Black Widow. Heck, show *why* she is supposed to be called Scar Giver, may have her slicing up opponents in a blurred frenzy of sharp objects. That would even give the 'excuse' for using slow motion during the fights.

[@JohnSmith-bu3fw]

​@@ptonpcher being agile doesn't make it any more realistic, because she just wouldn't have the power or punch resistance to go up against men like that. It's total bs that she could be punched in the face and still be ok. Same with other cringe feminist characters like black Widow - 7 stone, 5"3 Scarlett Johansson beating men up twice her size. How? Because... feminism

[@ptonpc]

@@JohnSmith-bu3fw At least it would be an in universe reason for her winning. Women *can* be fast and skilled. Many years ago, I knew a swords-woman. She was pretty small but she was incredibly good, able to take on multiple opponents at once (none of the old waiting for each person's turn). If you counted on skill and speed against her, she could easily beat you. Instead you had to rely on brute strength and stamina against her. At the end of each night, she would fight multiple opponents at once, she didn't win all the time but it was usually a close thing. I'm not saying that level of skill and speed is is common but it *is* possible. If you're going to claim it isn't then I know you do not go outside your own little social circle. Now imagine a fight scene where the protagonist is fast and skilled enough to slice up their opponent but can't do it for long. Suddenly you have a time limit and the danger of an opponent being able to defeat the protagonist simply by being bigger and stronger with a skill level that means they can survive long enough bring their strength etc to bear. Would it have saved this film? I don't think so but at least it would make the fights more interesting.

[@genin69]

More like 5' 3" and barley a 100lbs

[@TheSuperappelflap]

three times her weight actually

[@lunaboy1977]

There’s not a single original idea in this movie. The fact that Snyder convinced someone to finance this is remarkable. I think he’s the greatest used car salesman this world has ever seen.

[@joshl6275]

I'm not even sure the lack of originality is the worst part. Lack of originality doesn't in itself preclude good storytelling or at least a respectable presentation of well tested ideas. No, what we have here is actual rubbish. The script felt like something a 12 year old's writers work shop would spit out in an afternoon as a first draft. Also, the performances were wooden. The pacing was coma inducing. The visual effects are just your basic CGI vomit. And the whole production, for whatever it may have been worth, was cheesier than Velveeta down to the last frame. The fact that the subject matter itself is cliché and derivative is besides the point. The point is it's just really, really bad film making in general. How do people like Zach Snyder get nice things? He's a no talent hack.

[@cotati76]

@@joshl6275coma inducing 😂awesome.

[@Migratoryprimate]

Snyder is the very definition of "style above substance." Don't get me wrong, I liked his early stuff because it was a new style, but eventually I'm going to want a coherent movie.

[@williamcronshaw5262]

Honestly, he's been doing the same thing style wise for like 20 years now, is anyone even still impressed by it? I don't think Snyder ever really evolved from his start of directing music videos.

[@georgejones5019]

I like his movie styling. But he really needs someone to help with the writing and story direction. It comes across as a 13-year-old still playing with action figures, or a 16-year-old boy making his edgy game plot.

[@deez3913]

Day of the Dead sucks btw, running zombies is so dumb. But yeah I like Snyder generally

[@Drak976]

See just "early stuff". They can't name one movie. They just know he's a good director because that's what everyone else says. Everyone says they like some of his movies. Which ones? At least deez can point out one he doesn't like. I hate running zombies as well it lead to World War Z parkur zombies. Meanwhile in the actual book they were just normal zombie speed. Way better book then movie World War Z.

[@petriew2018]

if he'd try and make the next 'John Wick' instead of the next 'Star Wars', he'd actually be much more successful. If he did mid-budget disposable action flicks instead of his obsession with running a new franchise, people would have a much different perception of him. His talent doesn't lie in frankly anything with complexity... he's not capable of complex....

[@wethepeople1489]

Nobody even talks about the end fight where she “broke his arm” but bent it the way it naturally bends… 😂

[@BoinkrNanis]

I wrestled most of my life. I've had grown men, from a squared position, grab my wrist and THORW their bodies backwards, through the air, and draw my arms, fully extended down towards the ground from my stranded squatted position and I've NEVER cried out in pain nor felt any sort of pain and this was motions that preceeded my body and face slamming onto mat. They can't make women look too powerful or it's straight up fake, but they also can't make it look real because we all know it's not. They keep trying to make women out to be stronger than men. Bruh, our wrestling team like all others were coed. We had AMAZING women on the teams, but there were ZERO women on our varsity or at the state meets. This imaginary reality where women are better than men needs to relax. It's gonna get a lot of women obnoxiously beat up smh for no reason. Give these whores a god damn Ironman suit and go ham, idgaf! But this shit is beyond stupid now.

[@BoinkrNanis]

Not even just that, but when a man in these movies hit the woman, she's like, not phased, bruh, cut that garbage out! When a man hits a woman with even half force, the women are down and out and are now in their fight or flight. It's ridiculous.

[@vincer7824]

Yeah I noticed that and was quite confused.

[@stormryder4305]

Zach Synder's obsession with slow motion, and slow actors is mind boggling.

[@marsoelflaco5722]

He's a hack.

[@JasonHauser125]

And sexual violence. The men try to rape the girl, then the alien makes advances on the man, and God knows what will be in the longer director's cut. Sodomy Beyond the Stars!

[@evertonporter7887]

A Snyder take on The Last Jedi would have seen that throne room fight in slow motion, which would have been nice😊.

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@evertonporter7887oh Lord I don’t think I could have endured watching that terrible choreography at one quarter speed

[@spiderjeranimo4992]

Like JJ and his lens-flares but at least he acknowlaged it and stopped adding so many, Snyder seems determined to slow down everything.

[@rofyle]

I can picture when Zach Snyder was making this movie he was imagining the audience's reaction like that scene from A Christmas Story when Ralphie imagines his teacher's reaction to his essay. "This is the greatest thing we've ever seen. Zach, you're a genius, a prodigy, a true visionary. A+++++++."

[@DrBiBeatz]

The robot ran and only came back at the end of the movie because he knew how shit the movie was, plus the kid that saved the young girl we never saw him again 😂

[@0heck]

Shame cause the bot was the most intriguing character.

[@coyoteone6197]

​@@0heck Yeah, the movie was full of things like that. Little moments and ideas that make you think, "Oh, that would make an interesting movie. Shame it isn't this one."

[@Drak976]

@@0heck They rope us in telling us Anthony Hopkins and then they give us powerful women. West World vibes.

[@R2D2-mk4qt]

If yall could do better do it !! Honestly I enjoyed this more than all the Star Wars episodes and seperate SW serieses 😂 This was one of the best I've seen in a long time

[@watcherinmaze]

No, we saw them when they left the planet, presumably they will be in the next movie more thoroughly. Also helps if you think of this as one super long movie.

[@YoussefMedhat69]

Why do I believe that their going to make the blonde girl that was saved by the robot the princess as a big plot twist in the second part. Does anyone else agree

[@nicoleackerman205]

She blond the little girl is blond it is genius. 😎

[@TheSuperappelflap]

what do you mean twist? its obvious. the robot used his weapon to save her. when the movie clearly states that the robots refuse to use violence since their ruler died. thats not a twist, thats linear plot development.

[@YoussefMedhat69]

@@TheSuperappelflap what I mean is that the screen writer think that it will be a big plot twist in the next movie as if everyone that saw the movie has a very low Iq

[@Fauxchemill]

Seriously if this empire lasted so long they would have contingency plans for their contingency plans.

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

But they are white and r@pists, of course they run away.

[@jimjam51075]

Maybe everyone in this reality is a drater and the empire is run by slightly more competent sdrater. They all say bland, obvious stuff using TV show dialogue, so I feel confident saying that.

[@TheBayzent]

If this empire lasted so long you would think they knew things like hydroponics and aeroponics to grow vegetables in spaceships. Yet they have to attack a village because farming is a superpower that only one planet knows how to do.

[@jimjam51075]

​@@TheBayzentAnd that planet has a specially adapted segment of the population that can judge the fertility of the soil simply by smell.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@jimjam51075 to be fair a lot of farmers can actually do that

[@vladimirpetroski7089]

I don't know why Zack Snyder can somehow still convince studio executives and shareholders to give him money to produce shite, it's like if you give Uwe Bohl hundreds of millions of dollars...Great cinematographer indeed, but dude...someone needs to tell him about his directing skills

[@cotati76]

Damn you know it’s bad when somebody is comparing you to Uwe.

[@KitsuneAdorable]

The majority of actors who once showed a variety of emotions, talent etc, now act like a grade 10 understudies who were thrust on stage due to the main lead developing laryngitis. I’d like to know why so many of them once talented, are so bad, unable to emote one single emotion.

[@julesdebeckker627]

It's cause they're given crap scripts with crap directing

[@BloodyDIMISIS55]

@@julesdebeckker627 i think this people are now undirectable, because any criticism or pushback is now racism and sexist. "hey merry sue can you like act better?" "oh why? because im a black woman!"

[@mikecarson7769]

consistent theme in Zach Snyder's work = re-telling stories that already have been told more effectively in history or by other writers, while applying his own sense of uniform style and drawing attention to his choice of key moments through slow motion, usually oblivious about what really is important with the characters and the story

[@martymarl4602]

Nail on head....He has to be on the spectrum or something. He seems to lack true emotion himself and therefore can't convey it to the audience, so he uses slow mo and loud music to overcompensate

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

Zack Snyder is a guy who believes I need to see Victor Stone playing a game of football in slow motion, but him getting hit by a car should be a jumpscare. He is also the guy who believes I need to see a single CGI sesame seed and some wiener hotdogs in slow motion. But then Flash saving people from Parademons must have Flash walk up the stairs like a child who's come home from a bad day at school.

[@TheRockerX]

It's probably the reason he completely missed the point of Watchmen...a book about how pathetic comic book vigilantes would be in real life. Snyder read it and thought "Wow, I should make these guys look extremely cool and badass with endless slow mo shots of them punching through walls."

[@pkrmkn31]

@@TheRockerX nope. you snyder haters are both wrong and weirdly angry about the decisions a director makes when he makes his own versions of films, yet you still go out of your way to watch them and then bash on them. have you got nothing better to do? lmao you do guys think movies like the last jedi and barbie are masterpieces. gtfo

[@TheRockerX]

@@pkrmkn31 sure buddy lol

[@iggi3985]

Imagine a world where the script writer consciously doesn’t read reviews

[@K0m30ng]

To be fair, most directors don't even bother to read reviews. Especially Steven Soderbergh 🤷

[@tonyug113]

its Solid 'B' movie material - just why everyone compares it to star wars -- when its pretty much plot of 'Battle amoung the stars' (magnificant 7, or seven samurai in space)

[@jimjam51075]

Good writers don't read reviews because they don't need validation. Bad writers don't read reviews because they know they won't receive validation.

[@marinribaric9749]

​​@@tonyug113 Battle among the Stars had characters and a solid story with a beginning and end. Don't compare it to this.

[@JayneTheory]

It does seem like he just makes films for himself, and thus the overly artistic slant and the 'like it or don't' attitude.

[@Thebigbad1013]

I don't know why, but that "Merry Christmas" at the very end of the video is just hilarious to me! Merry Christmas, Disparu! Thank you for all the amazingly entertaining videos!

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

Side note; didn’t Zach Snyder recently say that he would *”happily work with Amber Turd again?”* That actually makes a lot of sense now…😂

[@Blodhelm]

She fits his idea of a girl boss, and would probably shag him if she'd cheat on Depp with Musk.

[@M_k-zi3tn]

what does this have to do with the movie?

[@roluevasreisa5730]

​@M_k-zi3tn about as much as you previously commenting how they need to fire Zack Snyder and now your rushing to defend Zack Snyder Next time hide your previous comments idiot bot

[@marcogenovesi8570]

@@M_k-zi3tn shows how woke he is. Did you know the whole amber turd vs Depp thing

[@M_k-zi3tn]

@@roluevasreisa5730 hey brain rot victim, I asked what Zack and his fondness of Amber had to do with the movie, I didn't defend shit. I was literally asking in what way the two things are connected, stupid.

[@coyoteone6197]

I think my favorite part was the scene where we see the little princess resurrect a dead bird in a bright flash of light, and the character says something like "I couldn't help but feel she was...different." 🤣🤣🤣

[@ptonpc]

No one ever claimed the lead character was intelligent or observant! 😂

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

@@ptonpc But she's a girlbosssss

[@patch9113]

How have they not been sued by Star Wars ? Even down to the betrayal in "cloud city". There's even a woman with lightsabers !

[@ptonpc]

@@patch9113 From what I recall it started off as a pitch to Disney for a Star Wars movie / series.

[@Sandman_10372]

I expected her to eat it like Paul.😂🤣😂