dispute in the jerma royal family

985 AD andy
#jerma #jerma985

[@Splendoid]

The verbal component of the ice cage spell requires that you talk about dogfood for at least half an hour.

[@thegoldenaegis]

Sadly he eventually became convinced by his own rambles and continued going on even after the spell was complete.

[@Splendoid]

@@thegoldenaegis nah, he was charging up another one for the princes

[@veryfunnydidlaugh2460]

He has to keep talking about dogfood to keep the spell active

[@dumbino7745]

​@@thegoldenaegis such is the price of power. Stare into the dog bowl and the dog bowl stares back at you😔

[@LMarti13]

lol

[@joyphobic]

this is jermen empire in 985

[@babyragegekyume4132]

Jermany

[@seenbefore2803]

It is said that the founder of the Jerman Empire was killed in battle shortly after his ascension to the throne after a enemy Magyar rode by his tent and called him a “newt-tongued knave” and he subsequently got himself killed trying to prove otherwise

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

​@@seenbefore2803Twas on that day all jermans learned the lesson many others had in the past, and many more would in the future: don't fuck with horse archers.

[@LWRUP]

no joke but when I type 'jerma' autocorrect types it into 'jerman'

[@yochlel2642]

Just like we all learned in history class

[@Hazmak]

I like how the King is eternally confused.

[@AdamKlownzinger]

King Biden first of his lineage the pants shitter of Dover

[@alwayshere6956]

Taken aback

[@kingcrimson4133]

he has his two idiot sons to do all the thinking for him

[@senatorpineapple8149]

Befuddled

[@Snorlaxsnaxx]

Confounded

[@cheesewizard3965]

0:59 is so funny because when he says "I’m not even gonna defend what just happened" you expect him to be talking about the fact that he just froze the king solid but then he keeps talking and you realize he was talking about how he said dog food is delicious.

[@chocobocolio]

so true 😂

[@Ocidad]

Baaahahhahahaha 😂😂😂

[@mineapple6726]

Can’t wait for Jerma to look at a link sent to him in chat with confusion, look at this video with his eyes frowning before laughing to himself while hiding his face behind his hand. Afterwards he’ll decide to talk for 2 whole minutes about how he needs to show it before actually showing it.

[@upyoursdotcom]

God I love him

[@coopercan]

This is exactly what is going to happen.

[@virgil2461]

and he says it reminds him of another video and struggles to stay focused on the first video

[@acupofkoffi]

"Guys is this REAL?!"

[@isabelmcgaugh711]

I hope he reads this comment too and gets flustered over how accurately you nailed him.

[@ytBonkard]

Nothing makes me laugh harder than King Jerma's look of baffled indignation as he's being frozen by a completely unprovoked ice spell.

[@mfwjpg]

It’s even funnier because this is from the House Flipper competition where his face cam kept freezing. So the image is naturally from his video cam pausing on the funniest faces.

[@Dinoman972]

I love how the guy on the left thinks eating dog food is punishable by death, but when the visitor straight up casts SnowGrave on the king all he has to say is "Interesting"

[@willow5945]

He didn't know that spell, so finds it interesting.

[@thedickghost]

My man is next in line to the throne, he'd been planning to usurp his father for years now.

[@hayk3000]

He just got promoted to king.

[@roachFarmer757]

Jerma has a very good Medieval Face. Like I can so easily picture him toiling in the fields or wearing handcrafted leather armor.

[@realhumbug]

Very easy to picture a portrait of him sitting in a chair and staring at you with a stern expression

[@madmatz9015]

I like how the king just looks mildly offended to being encased in ice by some random soothsayer ranting about dog food

[@master0ftheshadows]

this is THE BEST JERMA ANIMATION I have ever seen in my life

[@DJG_Studios]

Best 3d animation, but there’s a really good 2d one for the “peep the horror” clip

[@TJ_the_Tism]

@@DJG_Studios yeah Corax is the animator behind that one and many others on his channel

[@getinloser666]

It’s one of the best. One of the best for me is the “Tickle-Me-Elmo” animation with the South Park paper stylization.

[@AverageLatin]

"The Jermanian Empire (985 AD -1420 AD) was a Nation-State in Western Europe ruled by the Jerman Dynasty with an Iron fist for more than 400 years, to this day this particular empire is remembered by the sadism, cruelty and utter insanity of the majority of its rulers"

[@samharradence5689]

and laughing at horse cart accidents

[@crimsonbaron4418]

When a Jerman is born, God flips a coin.

[@judgeboony2695]

Some of its rulers were oddly normal though. I mean outright boring levels of normal. Like Jermalis the Sea Lord for example. He was known for having the best navy and ship trade during his reign, and that's it. He wasn't particularly weird or scary or incompetent. Compared to most of his ancestors and descendants, he was just kind of there.

[@AisarShamsul]

In the Malay language we actually called Germans as Jerman or Orang Jerman

[@bigsweatyboy1]

Spawned from a city in western France, itself formerly part of a western Roman breakaway province.

[@ReoRaster]

You're all laughing. The dog food wizard is somehow still alive biding his time until he strikes again and you're laughing.

[@PaintraSeaPea]

This is one of the most creative mixes of facecam footage with animation I've seen out of a jerma fan video. If I'm not mistaken, is the clip of the king getting frozen from the House Flipper Invitational where his facecam was actually freezing like that? That's brilliant

[@_Crowuh]

Yes it is

[@thealpacaa]

haha that's so smart to use the freezing facecam for this

[@foxdie8302]

"He* was just trying to, to help his family!" *has not mentioned a family or anything besides dog food since he entered

[@jay1324]

the oblivion magic sounds make this

[@NovaProspekt19]

Was looking for this comment

[@hotmetaldobermans703]

Altmer Andy

[@NovaProspekt19]

@hotmetaldobermans703 with how short jerma is? Clearly Breton andy

[@hotmetaldobermans703]

@@NovaProspekt19 He'd be one of those goblins living in the Imperial City sewers

[@emstaduda]

@@NovaProspekt19you must mean bosmer Andy. It's also more fitting, y'know with the cannibalism and whatnot

[@PregnantAdamSandler]

This is like those videos where they put dogs in shirts but with people under them doing arm movements but with Jerma's face as the dogs

[@noyz-anything]

i thought jerma was the catboy

[@broglee9110]

it's like in the puzzle stream where he said he felt like the swedish chef from the muppets

[@PixelatedFlu]

The wizard completely ignoring the potential tyrant and continues to rank his favorite dog food was great.

[@gabevlad]

The face expression on 0:02 broke me into laughter. I just get the impression he is fully aware he is about to clown a bunch of serious royals

[@beary-boo3223]

When the "evil" prince isn't even evil because the person he wants put to death actually just murdered the king. Evil jerma redemption arc

[@mikeschmidt4624]

The commoner only slayed the tyrant king because the evil prince wanted him put to death for enjoying canine cuisine

[@DannehBoyNz]

Ah, but if you notice, the evil prince is no longer desiring his death after the king's death. He murmurs 'interesting', as if he has found use for this dogfood eating wizard.

[@ch0o_choo]

i put that exact white and blue shirt on my baldurs gate 3 characters i dont know whether to laugh or cry

[@dreamkillertaco5953]

Was looking for who would notice, almost made the comment myself. Fashion was very important to me as a Bard my first playthrough.

[@UhOphelia]

I KNEW IT WAS BG3 OUTFITS

[@noone12748]

​@@UhOphelia Yeah, the guy on the left is wearing Raphaels clothes, and the wretch is dressed like the beggars you can find in the titular town

[@user-bm2rt5xn6k]

"985AD Andy" got me wheezing

[@kadavarium]

this has no business being as well made as it is

[@GermanPeter]

God damn, this is one of the highest effort Jerma memes I've ever seen and it's sitting here with less than 4k views. Notify me when it's over 100k.

[@AccV999]

german peter jumpscare

[@savary5050]

Aahhhhh it’s Germa!!!!

[@cozybones4644]

hey man, it’s only eighty-six thousand views away. just wanted to keep you posted

[@hautoa1513]

just 77 thousand views left

[@ZackShark1]

22k that's nice

[@quiteadept]

you nailed the pseudo-erudite posturing of the "good prince"

[@j.c.m.7407]

this kind of animation style is the kind of thing that shows up in three separate adult swim bumpers and nowhere else and let me tell you I live for that kind of vibe

[@blazerlazer55]

DUDE. i just realized while the king is saying "what the fuck is going on" the sound that's playing is the hellscape noises from poke's house flipper 2 build and it just works perfectly

[@helm2505]

Sir Jeremy The 985th my short king❤👑

[@breadiusloafus5068]

_Fucking iced the King_ "Interesting..."

[@kingcrimson4133]

he's thinking about how he can leverage this turn of events for more power

[@deamooz9810]

I don't regret subscribing

[@the-red-thing]

My favorite member of the Jerman Royal Family has to be the brooding prince.

[@Mud-Brain]

everything about this style of blending live action heads with cg bodies is just ethereal and i love every moment of it

[@sepguy_]

this is so well animated i genuinely couldn't tell how this was made at first

[@sepguy_]

literally perfectly captured his mannerism and movements

[@JaydeeOrSmth]

I like how they dont panic when the king gets frozoned right infront of them but rather a simple "interesting" being said lol

[@heming7395]

The way he gets frozen just like his webcam kept getting frozen is perfect

[@linkly9272]

The sound made when freezing the king totally sounded like the reverb fart.

[@CheeseYourself]

this video is a minute long and it is a GOLD MINE of comedy: >the king being like 2 feet tall while his two sons are both normal height >the inquirer spending the entire video on an unrelated rant about how much he loves eating dog food >the king being completely dumbfounded by what is happening, like he was just dropped in here 2 minutes ago >the evil son calmly telling the king to kill the inquirer for loving dog food >the good son implying that the inquirer was only eating dog food to help his family, despite him vehemently showing how much he loves it >Trader Joe's Butter Chicken existing in the year 985 AD >the inquirer casually interrupting his rant to freeze the king for no reason >the evil son witnessing his father getting frozen and his only response is "interesting..."

[@qquanzaa]

this is MINDBLOWING. the 3d animation is amazing, and the easter egg of frozen jerma being a freeze frame from the stream where the camera kept breaking is wonderful

[@TheRadkid1]

bro this is the funniest fucking thing KZbin has randomly recommended to me in years

[@tubbahubba]

Giving evil prince jerma the Raphael doublet is crazy

[@KuwlioKoala]

The fact that he gets frozen the same way his camera was freezing during that House Flipper stream lmaaoo

[@TheArachnoBot]

This is GOLD. The king's very relatable "wtf is going on?" fuckin slayed me 😂

[@PearsAreOk]

the jermanic dynasty is falling, jerma day was frozen, jerma dusk and jerma dawn are vying for the throne

[@da_purple_lizard]

Jerma casts a spell he doesn't know

[@kingcrimson4133]

Lmao this was hilarious. "...Interesting."

[@ShockedTaiLung]

This is so well made holy shit

[@alfredthegreat01]

I adore the absolute confusion on the face of Short King Jeremiah

[@mynameeiisjeff]

i really think the person behind these videos is equally insane as jerma

[@superbogopop]

The amount of effort put into this is astonishing

[@doubleduel21]

I love the bg3 outfits it makes it so much better when you realize one of them is Raphael’s 😭

[@elixtirr2611]

The Medieval bratty son bit with the short hair is relatively recent, but I just knew someone would do something great with it. He legit looks like he could fit into any Medieval or Renaissance period drama with that hair lmao. Get this man talking to someone in the BBC.

[@thegreenrocket]

bros camera even froze in the royal court i cant believe this e-jester

[@goopfella1385]

the two brothers saying "i think he should live" and "i think he should die" remind me of the scene in majoras mask with the carpenters and the guards and the mayor

[@barghest94]

The music in that scene slaps.

[@UnemployableScreenWriter]

Dragon Age: Origins hands

[@vegan4theanimals]

Jerma is seriously the best thing to happen to Twitch and anyone who disagrees is wrong, he's a natural born entertainer.

[@CibuYT]

every pose is so accurate

[@Profile__1]

Holy fuck this is so hilarious. I kept replaying this over and over again. I kept dying laughing when the King was so genuinely confused by the magic, only to be frozen

[@ULTRAselfTV]

unironically the best jerma edit

[@gorillaprutt]

He HAS to watch this on stream

[@slimebunny5700]

I love how tiny the king is

[@blazerlazer55]

that's it. notifications ON

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

The Oblivion spellcast sound is the cherry on top.

[@KiegKillsReality]

I love how you made his face cam freezing into him actually getting FROZEN. That is just genius.

[@TehFrohMan]

New genre of Jerma videos unlocked

[@jo_12]

Out of every video I've seen on this website, this might be my favorite

[@ceebee8078]

videos like these are the only parts of jerma i have ever been exposed to. i wouldn't have it any other way

[@zba113]

House of The Rat.

[@canjica_]

The frame used on the frozen king being the actual frozen frame his webcam bugged on the house flipper stream is hylarious

[@luumo505]

really appreciate how the monarchs are just totally cool with people coming in and stating opinions instead of inquiries, and then passing judgement on them

[@RapturePlasmids]

Dude you need an extended version with the jerma jester green screen lmao

[@sigeomeg529]

The evil prince said "Interesting" when the king was frozen because he's interested in the wizard's power and he wants the throne for himself.

[@suppersready]

I'm just imagining this as an event in CK3, "A wandering magus arrives at your court to spread word of an exotic delicacy from the east know simply as dogfood."

[@kenesys8713]

This guy is almost as psychotic as Jeremy himself

[@vixions295]

i hope jerma sees this its so funny

[@thousandshot]

this channel is a gift that keeps on giving

[@Hawksomatic]

This is probably the best video I've ever seen, the expressiveness of the hand movements is immaculate

[@lylegreen9776]

Best jerma edit i’ve ever seen period

[@skunkso]

This video saved me from night time anxiety

[@Vometbomb]

Utterly fantastic. Thank you for this

[@Brodobaby]

I fell asleep while watching this video and had the most horrifying existential nightmare of my life. Woke up sweating and almost in tears and couldn't remember most of the dream. A few hours later, i saw this video in my watch history but didn't remember watching it at all, so I clicked on it. As this video played, I not only remembered watching this, but the entire nightmare came flooding back to me, and I had to reexperience it all over again. A+ video, it made me have to go through horrors beyond my comprehension not once, but twice.

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

The amount of work it must have taken to make this holy shit

[@veramacey4353]

been a jerma fan for years. this is the best piece of fanmade jermamite media ive ever seen, just WOW LMAO

[@Anthaneus]

I’ve only just realized that this guy, who made the video, was the single person behind all of my favorite Jerma edits, and I never noticed

[@localocalocaloidic]

i'm so viscerally mortally upset that this video only has 6000 views, this is the funniest shit i've seen this week. this is so fucking well done it's insane, the animation is genius

[@violetwtf]

greasefire i don't know if you'll see this, but i want you to know i think this is the perfect youtube video. i have watched it dozens of times. every little bit of it is perfect. it's so amazing. i could write an essay on every little detail

[@bruhh8240]

This will be jermany in 985

[@Asphyxiia74]

Father was considering his life choices at that moment

[@icetea3613]

how can a video like this even exist it's so absurd

[@oweneastwood2223]

This is the best of the best what a clever way to do this; I’ve never seen anything like it

[@justsomepleb4969]

he NEEDS to see this

[@AurrenTV]

King Jerma is just real Jerma if he was forced into this situation.

[@mythcat1273]

I've had this idea of taking every time jerma's acted like a king, jester, peasant, etc. and putting it together to make something like this but I have 0 editing skills, thank you

[@fnaf2ventnoise330]

I watch this video everytime I feel depressed and it always makes tickles me, something about the animations and the expressions

[@sunnyd9884]

its been months but i still come back to this video its just so good

[@shalala2091]

this is so fucking funny and well done, thank you so much... the king is so small sdjfklsaj

[@sopa_sapo]

This is so well made i love it

[@mayochupenjoyer]

king jerma’s frozen ice stare got me yelling

[@alexread6767]

It's like a... 3d claymation greenscreen rotoscope fully computer animated image. I cant understand it, but it looks uncannily realistic and VERY cool

[@Balibali418]

I'm crying this is amazing

[@alexrosslerart7426]

Peasant: Did you laugh? King: 🥶

[@DarkJ1425]

Well.. he didn’t need the green screen after all