Dissidia 012: Duodecim Final Fantasy - vs. Tifa Encounter Quotes

Voiced by Rachael Leigh Cook.
Ordered from FF1 all the way to Duodecim. No Chaos quote because no replay button. Sorry for the terribad quality.
Everything the Scantly Dressed Brawler and Slap Master, Tifa Lockhart, says when you fight her
It took me until now to realize that those were flower petals in the beginning of her Exburst, not Chocobo feathers. Also, apologies to Tifa fans for switching Golbez to his Alt 2 when she said her line.

[@socolix]

I love how Tifa and Cloud respond to eachother! They both really dont want to fight ;;

[@arianna_ca]

"I don't need TWO cloudy skies!" "Hey, do you think you could give HIM some of your pep?" Subtle, Tifa. Real subtle.

[@xxSpike1989xx]

Someone else pointed this out but tifa says - I'm "not interested" in your music. Too

[@iam4026]

Weird how Tifa expresses her frustration with Cloud to the others like her normal self does, but when facing Cloud, she is back to her amnesiac state and only remembers the part where Cloud says they will have to fight if they see each other again

[@ronnybravo7253]

Tifa: I'll punch a hole in that armor of yours Golbez: I'm naked

[@marche800]

he's wearing robes

[@diegomedina9637]

well them pecks are as strong as iron

[@themojogamer75]

0:54 Tifa: I'll punch a hole in that armor of yours! Golbez: -___________-

[@zzz43344]

LMFAO

[@endertwelve]

Tifa: I'm "not interested" in your music NOMURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@segafan1316]

Nomura wasan't involved in this game apart of doing the art of the menus

[@lionheart1982]

Tifa: Just back off, you old witch! Ultimecia: What did you call me?

[@corncrab]

lionheart1982 "I said WITCH."

[@oluftheexplorer9476]

"Old? I'm timeless you dumbass!" xD

[@segafan1316]

*HELL'S JUDGEMENT INTENSIFIES*

[@juliusbryanbulawan6710]

Bitch*

[@zzz43344]

Damn! Lol

[@XDshotzX]

Tifa: "I don't need two cloudy skies" Cloud: "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! :'("

[@megamanX676]

Tifa: "What are you looking at? Focus!" Zidane: "I can't when they're staring at me first!"

[@zzz43344]

Lmfao

[@Rozuken1]

The way kefka walked in is exactly what I'd do if I saw tifa.

[@tkp98]

I get it.._lol

[@Raydnt69]

"I dont carry any weapons" You got two titanic missiles whatchu talkin about

[@yuukiterumi2061]

Plz tell me you aren't talking about her tits

[@o0Cheator0o]

Damn right he is.

[@mas8705]

Clearly we're talking about her fists, right? If we want to say she has a nice rack, we can just say that she has a nice rack.

[@Raydnt69]

mas8705 I didnt notice

[@mas8705]

Raydnt Sorry about that. I borrowed a joke from Death Battle. Mind you that we (as gamers) do love to make jokes about Tifa's cup size, but we ususally like to kid ourselves and try and redirect it so that we make it look like we are talking about her fists rather than her chest.

[@KatoCoyoteCombatWorkshop]

"Good luck, little knight~" please get denzel and marlene away from her

[@ImmaNort]

That brings things into a whole new light.

[@greengalaxy5597]

Tifa the little boy hunter

[@ericb5328]

Ara ara

[@makhyusnimakhyusni401]

I know why Dissidia make her with Aerith personality

[@internetexplorerchan2697]

Hehe boi...

[@Orcaluv26]

Tifa: I won't hold back you know. Cecil: giggidy

[@asyraflyauzan603]

tifa :what are you looking at.. FOCUS me : uhh god... SO DAMN BIG

[@zzz43344]

Lol

[@noelkreiss8067]

"I don't need two cloudy skies." Cloud: I heard that.

[@arianna_ca]

"Words aren't the only way keep in your feelings." Wow! A super famous line with voice acting! Never thought I'd hear that. Epic!

[@odetteblack9646]

what are you looking at?! focus

[@bryguy1249]

got a dollar?

[@zzz43344]

Lol

[@juliantapia1407]

I miss Rachel as Tifa

[@brandonwilliams6119]

Seeing Tifa and Lighting to Terra, even they can tell how down and sad she looks and they give her a bit of motivational advice before the fight begins

[@MrVeryChilled]

Tifa: I'm "not interested" in your music Cloud from a distance: HEYYY THAT'S MY LIIINNEE!!!!!!

[@carissafagan73]

I love the way she says "your breaking my limit!" Tifa has always been my fav ff girl she is strong sweet and heart warming! ^-^

[@infinitegamerpro]

Tifa: I don't need two cloudy skies Cloud: First sephiroth saying despair comes from the clouds now this

[@Orcaluv26]

Tifa: Stop grumbling! Let's go! Firion: Ok

[@TheBonkleFox]

but golbez didn't have any armor! that was his after years appearance!

[@darkservantofheaven]

Tifa: what are you looking at..focus... Zidane: I already am focused

[@ExcaliburGames23]

Damn.. I have to admit, I'd go lesbian for Tifa. XD

[@calystathewriter]

you and I both

[@wingadept8793]

Calysta Hernandez Same!

[@cookiemonstalegendofzelda7492]

Oops, too late! 😂😂

[@thelegendarykeyblademaster9848]

Drunk Toast every time I see those two Tifas all I see is there boobs jiggle they're so hipnotizing and you can tell they're 100% real bc fake tits don't jiggle like Tifa's

[@RosencrantzxGuildenstern]

I think we all would. Even the guys. Especially the guys!

[@Independent365]

I really enjoyed the new Remake VA, but Rachel was still pretty good too.

[@ffantasia24]

When seph came out, I wish she'd just say "Put a shirt on!" :D

[@frillydress]

SHE’S SO CUTE AND SWEET

[@fireboltzer0634]

To Tifa: Can you teach me some moves Master Tifa!

[@MetalMargatroid]

Tifa: I wish that you'd believe in me more Kain: ...

[@XenithXenaku]

0:57 *Tifa:* I'll punch a hole in that armor of yours! *Me:* Uhh... Tifa? He isn't wearing that bulky armor...

[@MaxMythos]

"I'll punch a hole in that armor of yours!" Tifa, Golbez isn't wearing armor...

[@Naedox]

If memory serves correctly, it would have to be "The Extreme" or "Premonition" The former being the most likely.

[@Sirkind]

out of all the encounters Ive seen Tifa is the first one to not insult Ex-Death on his VOID!

[@PCGamerNET]

Why is it that in FInal Fantasies VII onwards there's always a couple? -Cloud & Tifa -Squall & Rinoa -Zidane & Garnet -Tidus & Yuna

[@moonbunnycakes]

Togusa In Final Fantasy IV there was Rosa and Cecil. In Final Fantasy VI there was Locke and Celes.

[@raverdeath100]

Tifa: "can you handle my punches too?" Laguna: " aahhh! my cramp!"

[@ShadowLugia141]

I will blow your cycle out of the water What else will you blow? Stop grumbling, let's go What time, place, and position? Sorry, but I don't carry any weapons. The guns on your chest say otherwise What are you looking at? Focus! Sorry, I was distracted I'm "not interested" in your music. SHE TOLD YOU! REJECTION! You're gonna be fun to play with. Ooh, kinky

[@Hero_of_Legend]

+ShadowLugia141 Can you keep up with me, ya big oaf?" I can sure as hell try!

[@DenisK21]

Huh... Wow. When I played FFXIII, I found her to be someone who's angry at those who cursed her sister and herself, retreats into her professional soldier side to cope, but then eventually gets over this and betters herself as a person. You, however, have managed to describe someone completely different. Either you never played the game, or you just ignored the story.

[@yamibalus]

Jecht(The manliest of men with all the raw power of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) Vs. Tifa AKA The Daughter of Captain Falcon(seriously, she's got a Falcon Dive Attack, one of her HP attacks is a Falcon Kick, and the end of her Limit Break is a Falcon punch... what more do you need?).... could get epic there.

[@sonicsucks20]

Bitch the manliest man is motherfucking Kain Highwind.

[@Karn1f3x]

Tifa: I'll punch a hole in that armor of yours! Golbez: Erm...:/

[@TheOmegaDragon]

I couldn't stop thinking about the bounce physics on Tifa (ʘ‿ʘ)

[@duelmastertrey]

0:55 wait... what armor?

[@DonaldFromKingdomHearts]

5 minutes of Teetsa

[@mattwo7]

Wut, Jecht clearly has a sword... She should have said that to Prishe...

[@kaitoxiii537]

+mattwo7 but he only uses it for like 2 of his moves

[@mattwo7]

Even still, he has one and she saw he had one.

[@kaitoxiii537]

she knows he doesn't use it. after all they are on the same team at the beginning of the game.

[@mattwo7]

That's implying the actual fights are canon.

[@kaitoxiii537]

mattwo7 seeing as the game is about an endless war, were they only recently decided to put an end to everything, yes they are all canon within dissidia

[@BenjerminGaye]

What's the name odd the song that plays at 2:42?

[@BLEACHno1fanKH]

Cant even hear what shes saying during her limit break on cloud before her saying 'words arent the only way'

[@Teddybeddybye]

The video's tags are so descriptive o3o

[@normalguycap]

What the hell? She wants that one kid to give Cloud some pep and next she says to Tidus you can't win by just being upbeat. If Cloud was actually happy, she would be singing a different tune.

[@finalfantasyfordays127]

holy shit. Tifa really doesn't like ultimecia

[@lunerblade13]

They clash in the story if you’re not aware

[@christianjoshuaruiz3227]

What's the title of music at 0:52?

[@blueflare8655]

+Josh “Zack” Rz FFIV battle theme

[@ChaosAngels16]

Hahahahaha! It's really funny how Tifa says that while beating Cloud to death. "Words aren't the only way to convey your feelings" *RIGHT* Tifa! hahahahaha! XD

[@OmegaChimera]

Is it me, or is Tifa so condescending on this one?....I LOVE IT!

[@ManiacalArtist]

Mother of god, did they give Tifa jiggle physics?!

[@PCGamerNET]

@ffjason well i meant it in a consecutive manner. it goes from 4, no 5, and I'm not too sure about six.

[@GorgonBull35]

0:40 "I don't need two CLOUDY skies" Congrats if you get the joke

[@Ninja-Hayate]

What track was playing when facing Yuna?

[@Radical_Dreamers]

Someday the dream will end

[@suaveli]

@GingaReppuuBaxinger What? When did Square say Cloud loves Aerith?

[@TitanGT66]

Tifa: I will blow your cycle out of the water. Me: ....Giggidy?

[@khandfinalfantasy]

Tifa: I will punch a hole into that armor! ... *looks at Golbez* What armor?

[@exranio]

Is this the same voice actor as Chie from Persona4. She sounds similar.

[@CappuccinoSquid]

4:31 Tifa:"Words aren't the only way to convey your feelings." So you conveyed your love by kicking the dog shit outta him?! XD

[@kman618]

Plus I think we all know what Zidane is looking at...

[@kentomizuki8785]

I noticed that the girls are so nice to each other :D by that i mean Lightning, Terra, Yuna, and Tifa :'D

[@maverickhunterx0007]

Tifa. A woman that really bounce.

[@Titan360]

I lol'd at Cloud getting his ass kicked right after Sephiroth.

[@Angelalex242]

Cloud:Why'd you beat me up again? Tifa:Aerith was your assist >:( Cloud:At least SHE never beats me up...

[@lorentzbenedickangeloumira3264]

Tifa: so you can handle my punches too??? Laguna: bitch please i have guns :D

[@isaac4533]

What armor?

[@DieJG]

I love Tifa's limit break :D

[@toneberryloverb.1717]

how did you get them to do there quotes

[@atomicliq93]

Tifa: Just back off, you old witch! Edea: What?!

[@Gosick12]

What did she meant by pep?

[@Chayraz2]

"iget the whoule serious act, but dont overdo it." says the Girl dating Cloud.

[@jbutoudent]

Attack : IT'S OVER 9000 !!!

[@Khrene]

@GingaReppuuBaxinger Well I meant they're weak as in they aren't well written. And since when was Tifa rude? Shes actually is a bit shy and/or awkward at times, which is why she couldn't just be forward with Cloud the way Aeris was. Other than that shes kinda empathetic and optimistic and her character wasn't given a of of depth. Which is probably why she has so much leeway in the way she acts, cause she seems like an extrovert here when she should be more reserved.

[@ponkadolz]

Laguna is a really dirty fighter. Bringing a machine gun in a fistfight. da fuq?

[@jackal19932007]

The physics are too good

[@Zanzibarq]

That's Bartz from FFV

[@cfroi08]

To think, Tifa stuffed her bra just to get Cloud how desperate xD, and she was still friendzoned.

[@aznflipguy647]

I lol'd. Thank you.

[@neothechosenone1502]

Looks like Tifa knows Lightning is a much better fighter than her.

[@Sylvia25100]

lol Tifa's AMAAAAAAZIIIIING!!! love her limit break, how she kicks everybody's ass and the way she's speaking to them!!!! TOO cool!!!! you remind me of me girl!!! xD

[@MrSquirmy12]

When tifa encountered herself i was hoping for a "pfft mine are bigger than yours ;)"

[@058875915]

tifa:i'll blow your cycle right out of the water garland: oh i bet you will

[@mas8705]

Tifa: I don't need two Cloudy Skies! Cloud: *from a distance* So is that a 'No' on the Threesome?

[@selassieaspen9940]

mas8705 lmaooooo

[@Schwartzwindhero123]

Tifa: Sorry, but I don't carry weapons. GILGAMESH: O Rly? What about those guns?

[@diegomedina9637]

She's equiped with some fine balistics

[@bravo668]

Diego Medina I can imagine Micheal from Rooster Teeth yelling out "OOOOOOOOOOH BREASSSSSSSSSST!"

[@intensellylit4100]

@@diegomedina9637 Luuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!

[@diegomedina9637]

@@intensellylit4100 Rip Luis. Death by dong.

[@coryfusting9294]

"Could you try giving HIM some of your pep?" Oh, snap!

[@butter9565]

Tifa: What are you looking at? Zidane: You know damn well what the fuck I'm looking at.

[@adienthebee]

Butter lol

[@tiphotisted]

Yeah, his tax returns

[@gregdeandrea1450]

Zidane: ... Sorry, honey. Dagger: No, no. I'm looking too.

[@Blackestfang]

Tifa I will punch a hole in that armor of yours golbez what armor?.

[@anthonytrujillo4704]

The armor... around his heart. #deep

[@CheomaNozomi]

BRUH!

[@raquelborn]

"Words aren't the only way to convey your feelings" oooo nice nod there to that risqué night under the Highwind...

[@zackfairthepuppy]

Andrei Lacerda omg 🤣

[@latifalalafell8971]

"I don't need two cloudy skies" LOL

[@Angelalex242]

Tifa:(after perfect limit break) words aren't the only way to express feelings. Punching people in the face works too! Tifa:(to Zidane) What're you looking at? Focus! Zidane:Oh, just the same thing all the players are looking at. Everyone else was thinking it, but I'm the player avatar, here.

[@Kyubeyisbestboy]

Loving all of the FF7 square decided to add in for Tifa and Cloud.

[@konii1968]

(Stop exactly at 1:41 , you can see Kefka running like a fabulous model , insert a music called ''I believe i can fly'' pls...i beg of you xD im extremely laughing like a motherfucking idiot right now xD) Tifa : I'll punch a hole in that armor of yours! Golbez : But im not even wearing any armor...Just a cloth... Tifa : What're you looking at?! Focus! Zidane : Oh sorry , i was looking at your breasts.They keep on moving whenever you do that pose Tifa : Im ''not interested'' in your music Kuja : *sobs* Why does no one...love my musics?! ;----;

[@Diesel_Hydro117]

Tifa: I will blow your... Garland: SOUNDS GOOD, MY PLACE TONIGHT, DON'T BE LATE. Tifa: Cycle out of the-wait what?

[@zzz43344]

ROFLMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lilliangriffin9013]

I'll choose Tifa over Lighting anyday!

[@Rexko_Xeros]

+Jon Tron (Jontron) Please lightning is hotter than Tifa.

[@JazmatazRetroPlaythroughs]

Rexko Just no.

[@LadyAbhorsen]

Lillian Griffin Both? Both. Both is good. ^_^

[@neothechosenone1502]

I like both but Lightning is a goddess. Most beautiful woman in the series for me.

[@thejokerdarkknight72]

Who wouldn’t

[@endertwelve]

1:43 Tifa: "What are you laughing at?" Kefka: "How ridiculous your boob physics are"

[@zzz43344]

OOOOOOHH DAMN! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnsantos507]

🤦🏿‍♂️

[@24LionHearts]

Tifa: sorry, I don't have any weapons. Me: yeah right. then how come my nose is bleeding?

[@jeremyrye5998]

Is it just me or dose Tifa kind of sound like an annoyed girlfriend when she talks to just about anyone?

[@marche800]

she is an annoyed girlfriend

[@latifalalafell8971]

***** omg i love this comment

[@marche800]

Latifa Lalafell thanks

[@makhyusnimakhyusni401]

Her personality really switched in Dissidia

[@wizzrobotix2379]

Go Tifa! =) Her physical fighting-skills and good looks.....coolest FF female 4ever.