Divorce Monologue

Craigie-wood!

[@richardgaines9450]

Craig is a National Treasure.........a once in a lifetime talent ----- a perfect blend of musicality, wit, charm, charity, class and intelligence.........America is blessed to have had him on TV .........too bad he quit..........

[@HFHalvorsen]

Agreed! And the only one that was so smart and rapid enough to keep up with Robin Williams :-) I have never seen RW elsewhere, laugh out loud as he did in company with Craig.

[@HiyoruMikiyazoya]

@@HFHalvorsen he had robin Williams cackling. What a great interview. On the subject, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles both had him in stitches for his Whose Line Is It Anyway appearance, if you haven't seen it check it out

[@Fee212]

I know. We have him back where he belongs. ♥️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♥️

[@benadams3569]

I had forgotten Craig used Angela Lansbury for Paul McCartney lol

[@MrMiD.Life.Crisis]

What a legend. On any other video on KZbin people would say 'was this recorded on a potato', and i would say the obvious - 'don't like it, don't watch it'. I love the fact that everyone's here for the laughs. It could be a still photo with just sound but I wouldn't care. If I can hear Craig, I know I'm going to laugh!

[@latheofheaven]

Actually, I think potatoes get a bad rap... Especially if you try to use them as a camera...

[@mmmodafoca]

Only Ferguson can start a monologue talking about Divorce and end up talking shit about morning radio Dj's.. i fucking miss this sort of random talk comedians.

[@moharm09]

whenever I watch old CF videos I find it strange without geoff peterson

[@seymourbuttz6419]

"I've been divorced twice!" *audience laughs*

[@CasssWhit]

He talks about Paul McCartney's wife only wanting the left shoes...then in "How To Train Your Dragon" he says that trolls only steal your left socks....

[@fredericmoresmau4303]

I Lost in Life In Life by measuring brain health and HAppiness I am a Looser

[@numero9]

It's actually because Heather Mills had her left leg amputated below the knee and wore a prosthetic since 1993. Kind of an ending punch after the salvo of jokes about her greediness.

[@TheMelbournelad]

I totally missed that in the movie lol a troll using trolls. So meta

[@flint9889]

You can hear is strong Scottish accent in the early vids

[@chrisanon2560]

He looked over and I expected a gay robot to answer. Nope, this was an old show filmed before gay people existed.

[@phaysyk]

Suck that he is gone....

[@JustusPaul1]

+RUMBOOM England was only good under the stewarts anyways

[@indigosubmarine8138]

Ya know I won't suck that he is gone where you want me to suck you power drunk ass

[@737mg]

Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney ?

[@TheHouseOffice]

I miss Craig's recurring jokes like feeding the hobos chicken. Etc. This show was a special gem for long time viewers.

[@zombenut]

Wish he was still doing this way more than Colbert or Kimmel.

[@IMakeEpicSAMmiches]

When he said he was competing against dolly parton I was waiting for Geoff to say "my favorite is ms. Dolly Parton" sadly this was in the pre-Geoff era

[@LoveKaty92]

"You're going to heeeeell, no you're going!" LOL !!

[@staidenofanarchy]

his michael caine impression is hilarious

[@2HRTS1LOVE]

Michael Caine was quite the hottie in his day, tall and blond. And I miss Craig! I wish he would come back somehow, maybe he just got tired of the grind and wants to enjoy his money, can't blame him, but he's in a class by himself.

[@robm1639]

+OGSpaceCadet He has a show on the History Channel, I think.

[@philippedesaulniers]

she wants half his shoes, just the left ones. Laughed my ass off!

[@doubleT84]

Wait, after that, all the right ones are left.

[@ericmansmith6423]

Some people didn't get it

[@carvermckay]

3:34 back in my day I plucked more birds than Col. Saunders

[@SGTBizarro]

5:44 I thought my computer was making noises.

[@ShieldsJustice]

SGTBizarro Even worse - I thought it was my iPad 😂

[@ashabdrah]

Love you Craig.... Please don't leave the show.... #CraigFerguson

[@1TrueJuliet]

Aishah Abdul Rahman I discovered him too late. I first found him in 2011. He left 3 years later, just when I was really starting to love him. How could you _doo_ this to me, Craig?!

[@Puss1man]

hey man he left

[@CrazyBlonde2393]

Craig, a lot of people are obsessed with you

[@Jessica0709]

Please join my Facebook group "Give Craig Ferguson an Emmy for The Late Late Show!!" ;)

[@jedcauffield1858]

So who wants to build Craigywood with me? :D

[@brendar9363]

I don't think Drew Carey ever followed through on that engagement. And I loved his comment. When the relationship ended, he stated he still planned to enhance his son's life. Yuck. Just yuck. Watch Craig's tribute to his Dad and learn.

[@potmki6601]

Maybe I lose ability to speak English, or just can't grab a context, but I don't know what it means

[@imok999]

That's an awesome michael caine impression.

[@ronanphillips708]

I hope you’re glad to know that i am your 1000th subscriber

[@peticco]

nice! Please put up more.

[@ginberryblue]

Michael Caine --"Back in my day I plucked more birds than Col. Sanders." XD

[@danielmatlock4674]

Craigywood.

[@Webotec]

5:46 fucking "windows bing" tripped me as balls. Thought someone was doing something nasty from inside.. BTW.. Craig-o'Scotch-ish Ferguson is da man!

[@benadams3569]

I had to back it up more than once to make sure I heard it

[@johnzengerle7576]

The moment of silence in the strip clubs is hilarious.

[@annabrown9670]

TRUST ME I'M A LAWYER 😉

[@It_is_Tyler]

Why did he leave 😫

[@Lzuniga317]

+Tyler D He had come to the amount of time he had wanted to do the show for, he lasted 2 more years because they asked him to stay.

[@manningpaul]

Fun Fact: Emanuel Swedenborg was actually born in Sweden. Download his latest book “Heaven & Hell” for free at swedenborg.com. You no it makes NO cents.

[@idkyetdou]

But Denver is before Philly...

[@pukeyourguts]

fuck he's just so so so good. damn shame he's gone

[@amateurwave3593]

he's on a new history show called join or die!!!

[@misstigermilk]

I had a relatively easy divorce because I decided not to be greedy and vindictive and use my energy to move on. Not always possible given a person's unique circumstances but I have probably made more money in my career after the divorce freed of a bad relationship than I ever would have made in a divorce settlement.

[@UKISOCIETY]

Frosty, Bingo and Wheeze!

[@degeneral1]

is that a window air conditioning unit in the set window? 3:57

[@unloveableandre]

Yeah, so weird.

[@Zetsuke4]

lol michael caine

[@mguerra79]

«Graigywood!» «I might have it right now!»

[@joebryant5537]

Craig on a stick lol

[@NotStuckJustResting]

I would so go to Craigie-wood!

[@Apipoulai]

Court TV FTW!

[@tapiten]

They have us drunks going and coming.

[@mahiligsainit]

while waiting for new uploads by onechrime2 . tnx for this

[@heydaygirl12]

"Do not judge me! I am just reporting!"

[@jqyhlmnp]

Drew Carey is single

[@swtsngr85]

He's correct. Heather was a b_tch!

[@ljplexus]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

[@nicetry1183]

BAD PLAYBACK

[@LeoniaCunha]

Shit.... we can't see it anymore :/

[@Zetsuke4]

did he have a divorce?

[@allanmoncrieff5579]

3 in total

[@mattmattmatt6700]

Miss ya.

[@calfd983]

so funny

[@m_tias]

When there were 69 comments until I commented...

[@loftinsmith]

They didn't give him 11:30

[@wii2050]

Divorce lawyers don't always go to hell, because god's moral compass is broken. God is mercyful and saves even the most horrible people if they repent before they die. Mercyful god is not just god.

[@vaxx9922]

And God is not real

[@potmki6601]

@Vax, metaphorically speaking

[@sblack48]

God doesn't exist. The universe was created by The Great Pumpkin. I know. It's in a book and the book says it's true so it must me.

[@cw1294]

The laugh track is cringe, love CF though

[@WeeFreeMan78]

No laugh track mate, he had a live audience, 110 people a show

[@lucyhurst2534]

Idiot.

[@alangee7290]

Jesus, that was tasteless, unlike Ferguson.