Divorce Monologue

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ParanoidFellow

ParanoidFellow

Күн бұрын

Craigie-wood!

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@richardgaines9450
@richardgaines9450 7 жыл бұрын
Craig is a National Treasure.........a once in a lifetime talent ----- a perfect blend of musicality, wit, charm, charity, class and intelligence.........America is blessed to have had him on TV .........too bad he quit..........
@HFHalvorsen
@HFHalvorsen 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed! And the only one that was so smart and rapid enough to keep up with Robin Williams :-) I have never seen RW elsewhere, laugh out loud as he did in company with Craig.
@HiyoruMikiyazoya
@HiyoruMikiyazoya 5 жыл бұрын
@@HFHalvorsen he had robin Williams cackling. What a great interview. On the subject, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles both had him in stitches for his Whose Line Is It Anyway appearance, if you haven't seen it check it out
@Fee212
@Fee212 9 ай бұрын
I know. We have him back where he belongs. ♥️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♥️
@MrMiD.Life.Crisis
@MrMiD.Life.Crisis 3 жыл бұрын
What a legend. On any other video on KZbin people would say 'was this recorded on a potato', and i would say the obvious - 'don't like it, don't watch it'. I love the fact that everyone's here for the laughs. It could be a still photo with just sound but I wouldn't care. If I can hear Craig, I know I'm going to laugh!
@latheofheaven
@latheofheaven 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, I think potatoes get a bad rap... Especially if you try to use them as a camera...
@moharm09
@moharm09 13 жыл бұрын
whenever I watch old CF videos I find it strange without geoff peterson
@seymourbuttz6419
@seymourbuttz6419 5 жыл бұрын
"I've been divorced twice!" *audience laughs*
@benadams3569
@benadams3569 5 жыл бұрын
I had forgotten Craig used Angela Lansbury for Paul McCartney lol
@LoveKaty92
@LoveKaty92 11 жыл бұрын
"You're going to heeeeell, no you're going!" LOL !!
@ashabdrah
@ashabdrah 10 жыл бұрын
Love you Craig.... Please don't leave the show.... #CraigFerguson
@1TrueJuliet
@1TrueJuliet 9 жыл бұрын
Aishah Abdul Rahman I discovered him too late. I first found him in 2011. He left 3 years later, just when I was really starting to love him. How could you _doo_ this to me, Craig?!
@Puss1man
@Puss1man Жыл бұрын
hey man he left
@CasssWhit
@CasssWhit 12 жыл бұрын
He talks about Paul McCartney's wife only wanting the left shoes...then in "How To Train Your Dragon" he says that trolls only steal your left socks....
@fredericmoresmau4303
@fredericmoresmau4303 5 жыл бұрын
I Lost in Life In Life by measuring brain health and HAppiness I am a Looser
@numero9
@numero9 5 жыл бұрын
It's actually because Heather Mills had her left leg amputated below the knee and wore a prosthetic since 1993. Kind of an ending punch after the salvo of jokes about her greediness.
@TheMelbournelad
@TheMelbournelad 4 жыл бұрын
I totally missed that in the movie lol a troll using trolls. So meta
@mmmodafoca
@mmmodafoca 4 жыл бұрын
Only Ferguson can start a monologue talking about Divorce and end up talking shit about morning radio Dj's.. i fucking miss this sort of random talk comedians.
@flint9889
@flint9889 3 жыл бұрын
You can hear is strong Scottish accent in the early vids
@imok999
@imok999 13 жыл бұрын
That's an awesome michael caine impression.
@staidenofanarchy
@staidenofanarchy 13 жыл бұрын
his michael caine impression is hilarious
@737mg
@737mg 11 жыл бұрын
Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney ?
@TheHouseOffice
@TheHouseOffice 6 жыл бұрын
I miss Craig's recurring jokes like feeding the hobos chicken. Etc. This show was a special gem for long time viewers.
@philippedesaulniers
@philippedesaulniers 12 жыл бұрын
she wants half his shoes, just the left ones. Laughed my ass off!
@doubleT84
@doubleT84 6 жыл бұрын
Wait, after that, all the right ones are left.
@ericmansmith6423
@ericmansmith6423 5 жыл бұрын
Some people didn't get it
@phaysyk
@phaysyk 10 жыл бұрын
Suck that he is gone....
@JustusPaul1
@JustusPaul1 7 жыл бұрын
+RUMBOOM England was only good under the stewarts anyways
@indigosubmarine8138
@indigosubmarine8138 5 жыл бұрын
Ya know I won't suck that he is gone where you want me to suck you power drunk ass
@IMakeEpicSAMmiches
@IMakeEpicSAMmiches 13 жыл бұрын
When he said he was competing against dolly parton I was waiting for Geoff to say "my favorite is ms. Dolly Parton" sadly this was in the pre-Geoff era
@chrisanon2560
@chrisanon2560 3 жыл бұрын
He looked over and I expected a gay robot to answer. Nope, this was an old show filmed before gay people existed.
@zombenut
@zombenut 4 жыл бұрын
Wish he was still doing this way more than Colbert or Kimmel.
@2HRTS1LOVE
@2HRTS1LOVE 8 жыл бұрын
Michael Caine was quite the hottie in his day, tall and blond. And I miss Craig! I wish he would come back somehow, maybe he just got tired of the grind and wants to enjoy his money, can't blame him, but he's in a class by himself.
@robm1639
@robm1639 8 жыл бұрын
+OGSpaceCadet He has a show on the History Channel, I think.
@peticco
@peticco 16 жыл бұрын
nice! Please put up more.
@SGTBizarro
@SGTBizarro 7 жыл бұрын
5:44 I thought my computer was making noises.
@ShieldsJustice
@ShieldsJustice 4 жыл бұрын
SGTBizarro Even worse - I thought it was my iPad 😂
@CrazyBlonde2393
@CrazyBlonde2393 12 жыл бұрын
Craig, a lot of people are obsessed with you
@carvermckay
@carvermckay 7 жыл бұрын
3:34 back in my day I plucked more birds than Col. Saunders
@UKISOCIETY
@UKISOCIETY 11 жыл бұрын
Frosty, Bingo and Wheeze!
@mahiligsainit
@mahiligsainit 11 жыл бұрын
while waiting for new uploads by onechrime2 . tnx for this
@danielmatlock4674
@danielmatlock4674 11 жыл бұрын
Craigywood.
@mguerra79
@mguerra79 Жыл бұрын
«Graigywood!» «I might have it right now!»
@NotStuckJustResting
@NotStuckJustResting 14 жыл бұрын
I would so go to Craigie-wood!
@ronanphillips708
@ronanphillips708 4 жыл бұрын
I hope you’re glad to know that i am your 1000th subscriber
@jedcauffield1858
@jedcauffield1858 8 жыл бұрын
So who wants to build Craigywood with me? :D
@ginberryblue
@ginberryblue 12 жыл бұрын
Michael Caine --"Back in my day I plucked more birds than Col. Sanders." XD
@Apipoulai
@Apipoulai 11 жыл бұрын
Court TV FTW!
@Webotec
@Webotec 12 жыл бұрын
5:46 fucking "windows bing" tripped me as balls. Thought someone was doing something nasty from inside.. BTW.. Craig-o'Scotch-ish Ferguson is da man!
@benadams3569
@benadams3569 5 жыл бұрын
I had to back it up more than once to make sure I heard it
@It_is_Tyler
@It_is_Tyler 9 жыл бұрын
Why did he leave 😫
@Lzuniga317
@Lzuniga317 8 жыл бұрын
+Tyler D He had come to the amount of time he had wanted to do the show for, he lasted 2 more years because they asked him to stay.
@tapiten
@tapiten 2 жыл бұрын
They have us drunks going and coming.
@degeneral1
@degeneral1 4 жыл бұрын
is that a window air conditioning unit in the set window? 3:57
@unloveableandre
@unloveableandre 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, so weird.
@johnzengerle7576
@johnzengerle7576 4 жыл бұрын
The moment of silence in the strip clubs is hilarious.
@heydaygirl12
@heydaygirl12 12 жыл бұрын
"Do not judge me! I am just reporting!"
@mattmattmatt6700
@mattmattmatt6700 5 жыл бұрын
Miss ya.
@Jessica0709
@Jessica0709 14 жыл бұрын
Please join my Facebook group "Give Craig Ferguson an Emmy for The Late Late Show!!" ;)
@annabrown9670
@annabrown9670 3 жыл бұрын
TRUST ME I'M A LAWYER 😉
@idkyetdou
@idkyetdou 12 жыл бұрын
But Denver is before Philly...
@misstigermilk
@misstigermilk 3 жыл бұрын
I had a relatively easy divorce because I decided not to be greedy and vindictive and use my energy to move on. Not always possible given a person's unique circumstances but I have probably made more money in my career after the divorce freed of a bad relationship than I ever would have made in a divorce settlement.
@Zetsuke4
@Zetsuke4 3 жыл бұрын
lol michael caine
@joebryant5537
@joebryant5537 8 жыл бұрын
Craig on a stick lol
@brendar9363
@brendar9363 8 жыл бұрын
I don't think Drew Carey ever followed through on that engagement. And I loved his comment. When the relationship ended, he stated he still planned to enhance his son's life. Yuck. Just yuck. Watch Craig's tribute to his Dad and learn.
@potmki6601
@potmki6601 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe I lose ability to speak English, or just can't grab a context, but I don't know what it means
@LeoniaCunha
@LeoniaCunha 12 жыл бұрын
Shit.... we can't see it anymore :/
@jqyhlmnp
@jqyhlmnp 3 жыл бұрын
Drew Carey is single
@Zetsuke4
@Zetsuke4 3 жыл бұрын
did he have a divorce?
@allanmoncrieff5579
@allanmoncrieff5579 3 жыл бұрын
3 in total
@manningpaul
@manningpaul 4 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Emanuel Swedenborg was actually born in Sweden. Download his latest book “Heaven & Hell” for free at swedenborg.com. You no it makes NO cents.
@calfd983
@calfd983 8 жыл бұрын
so funny
@loftinsmith
@loftinsmith 8 жыл бұрын
They didn't give him 11:30
@ljplexus
@ljplexus 16 жыл бұрын
ahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
@swtsngr85
@swtsngr85 9 жыл бұрын
He's correct. Heather was a b_tch!
@nicetry1183
@nicetry1183 4 жыл бұрын
BAD PLAYBACK
@m_tias
@m_tias 5 жыл бұрын
When there were 69 comments until I commented...
@wii2050
@wii2050 12 жыл бұрын
Divorce lawyers don't always go to hell, because god's moral compass is broken. God is mercyful and saves even the most horrible people if they repent before they die. Mercyful god is not just god.
@vaxx9922
@vaxx9922 7 жыл бұрын
And God is not real
@potmki6601
@potmki6601 5 жыл бұрын
@Vax, metaphorically speaking
@sblack48
@sblack48 5 жыл бұрын
God doesn't exist. The universe was created by The Great Pumpkin. I know. It's in a book and the book says it's true so it must me.
@alangee7290
@alangee7290 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus, that was tasteless, unlike Ferguson.
@cw1294
@cw1294 4 жыл бұрын
The laugh track is cringe, love CF though
@WeeFreeMan78
@WeeFreeMan78 3 жыл бұрын
No laugh track mate, he had a live audience, 110 people a show
@lucyhurst2534
@lucyhurst2534 10 ай бұрын
Idiot.
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